/sug/ - Steven Universe General Terracotta Edition Last Th

>>11155811
Jasper is best gem

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The fuck is this guy trying to say?

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I want Lapis to molest me.

Zach is daddy

>>11155824
He's having a stroke

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gem cawk

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>>11155831
I want to kiss her chubby cheek while she molests me.

>>11155824
Zach is Vox, and Vox is the indexer

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>>11155834
Agreed

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W H A T
D I D
H E
M E A N
B Y
T H I S ?

All of you are probably very fat and very white.

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>>11155863
>Those aesthetics
Oh dear

>>11155873
very fit and very white, stop projecting fatty

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>>11155873
Joke's on you you anus. I'm a walking stick figure.

>>11155873
Hi vox

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>>11155873
Well, I am one of those things

>>11155873
We follow ana goddess Becky here. Fuck off fatty

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>>11155873
jokes on you im transasian

>>11155873
I'm only fat on the inside.

>>11155892
Which? Remember one is better than the other.

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Kentucky Fried Zircon

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pericock

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go to sleep /sug/

>>11155909
I'd boop that cock.

>>11155917
I really should.

>>11155917
How can you sleep

W H E N
Z A C H
I S
W A T C H I N G
Y O U

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>>11155873
i am none of those

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Gems should be magical girls
>>11155917
Okay, mom.

>>11155939
Now I can't stop thinking of Zach standing over my bed, breathing heavily as I try to fall asleep.

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>>11155824

GIMME ALL YOUR THEORIES

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>>11155909
She's adorable

>>11155873
I'm only part white.

>>11155960
fuck off porky

>>11155980
Bismuth is actually steven's brother
Oh wait

>>11155999
?

>>11155964
You should be a magical girl with me

And goodnight.

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Pilot Rose makes me uncomfortable

>>11155980
Lapis actually does have pyrite it's just in places where you can't see it, she also runs a secret gambling ring.

>>11155964
Does this mean pearl gets beheaded? I'm fine with this

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Zach, I command you to stare deeply into this image.
Let it devour your soul.

>>11156061
pyrite... penis?

>>11156023
That was the childhood dream and goodnight to you too.

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KH Anon here, I've been playing around with some titles for future stories, tell me what you think of 'em.

>Griffin, Grouge, and The Art of Fusion
>Grouge and Peridot go to Empire City Comic Con
>Grouge's Hole (in the Temple)

I'm also working on a rough outline for these stories.

>The Quartizine Beast
>Night of Corruption

And to make things easier I've restarted my Pastebin account, but only for links to my stories.

>https://pastebin.com/Vv7TMDuS

One thing I'll also be doing in the future is, at the request of a friend, writing lewdfics involving the human OC from my crossover fics and the following SU characters...

Working on:
>Martha/OC: https://pastebin.com/nitjhM83

Coming soon:
>Pearl
>Amethyst
>Lapis
>Blue Zircon (with the possibility of Yellow Zircon joining in)
>Blue Diamond
>Holly Blue Agate
>Priyanka

And here are some potential names for new Heartless that might show up in the main fic and some of the smaller non-lewd fics. Let me know what you guys think of 'em.

>https://pastebin.com/mppmZ8xm

And while I'm cooking dinner, I'm also keeping a close eye on an order I placed today.

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Believe in the Jasper Redemption. Or else.

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the amount of tumblrettes that don't draw balls is disturbing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXqrVIgNrw8
This is some dumb shit.

>>11156119
Swaggy Thunder is the absolute worst.
Any stereotype you can give to those SU youtubers are ALL 100% applicable to him.

>>11156119
Anything from this retard is fucking stupid. The worst one out of the bunch

>>11156095
Heh, I always wanted to be either a magical girl or a witch

>>11155900
Horsecock Pearl FTW.

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>>11156119
At least the "Jasper is a fusion" retards had some type of in-universe evidence.

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>>11155980
Here you go.

>>11155824
does bruno mars is gay?

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Welding is really interesting stuff.

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>>11155821
That's a really odd way to spell Peridot.

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Give me all your old theories that turned out to be canon.

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peri

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>>11156159
thats not a horsecock
THIS IS

>>11155873
>underweight and technically injun
huh

>>11156190
Am I not the only welder on /sug/?

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>>11156237
Well, I'm getting a coal forge in a couple of days. I'll be able to forge weld, does that work?

>>11156214
rose killed pink diamond, and also steven can bring people back from the death

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>>11156214

>>11156254
It's still technically welding, so yeah.
Personally, I can't stand forge welding/blacksmithing. That shit is exhausting.

>>11156279
I just wanna make knives and swords and stuff. Plus I'm super weak and this might finally help.

>>11153986
Is this from an actual comic?

>>11156294
Have you seen this video before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzg_ww5MJ4o
Pretty neat.

>>11156274
i knew this was canon since ocean gem. it's the glint in her eyes. it's the glint of a gem that knows she's packing, and she knows how to use it

>>11156307
Nope, but I've thought about making Rose's sword.

>>11156307
>normal 6 foot tall human being
WHY

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>>11156310
couldn't have stated it better anon

>>11156366
THAT IS FUCKING FOUL

>>11156352
what?

You're pretty good.

>>11156454
Oh .lPF

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>>11156398
foul balls

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>>11156454

>>11156463
Idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis?

>>11156490
Systematic membrane recrianialization by quantum microelectrolysitric plasmatic verydium?

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>>11156484
dumb rat

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since when is australia part of asia

>>11156509
>unironically believing that robots are better than organics
Robots have no potential.

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Oh, and the items in the order that I mentioned in >>11156096 are these things.

I regret nothing.

I fucking hate the loud house and I can't stop watching it.

>>11156563
how is it being into incest?

i think all the gems are alright

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>>11156563
grow some hair on your balls and just admit you like if
or if you're a shit poster i hope you have an enjoyable day

>>11156516
Are you in Australia right now?
Do you know if they already aired Wanted?

>>11156594
lars death just aired and dewey wins is on the schedule for friday

>>11156516
I sweat to god, if none of you guys tape that shit

>>11156516
Tends to get lumped in with Asia a lot (Australasia, Oceania, etc).

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>>11156521
can organics never truly die?
checkmate filth

>>11156627
>organic loses against robot
>trains
>no longer loses against robot
>can self replicate
hmm

>>11156609
Then every other CN international division is doing a mutiny against CN US.

See if there's something new under S5

>>11156307
Thats pretty amazing
Dont know if I like the way he painted the actual sword part tho

But everything else looks great

>>11156649
>robot loses to organic
>simply upgrades itself with better tech and weapons
>no longer loses to organic and never will because organic is dead forever
hmm

>>11156670
>new weaponry as shown in show comes solely from organics
boxman builds everything, the robots are dependent on an organic

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>>11156516
This is going to be like comic con again, with no one taping it

>>11156684
the robots build everything, boxman may have created them but now he relies on them, robots could easily overthrow him at anytime

>>11156686
It's going to air on TV so there's no excuse.
Unless they are a bunch of lazy fuckers like spaniards when nobody uploaded the previous episode of Game of thrones aside from a shitty Instagram live strea,

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Would the Crystal Gems be able to defeat Deoxys?

Just a question, what is the worst thing Pearl could get away with by crying?

>>11156706
i dunno, it seems like boxman does a good deal of shit around the store. He probably has an off switch too.

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>>11156735
Murdering Greg.
>pic related

>>11156735
Raping Steven. He'd probably forgive her

>>11156735
Killing Steven.

>>11156744
fuck

Why is every character a bastard in somewhy?

>>11156728
Nope

>>11156728
>deoxys gets hit by one of the harder hyper beams in pokemon point blank
>easily able to recover damage from its actual physical body and its gem is unphased
>pearl gets her not real refracted light lightly poked and is forced into repair mode
how the fuck does gem body damage even make sense, the light the gem is making is just move out of place

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>>11156817
Because they are written like people.

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>a literal kuck works on ok ko
heh
hahaha
hahahahahaha

>>11156834
Most people aren't bastards.

>>11156735
Shattering Garnet and Amethyst and then raping Steven before ripping out his gem

>>11156843
what episode was that again?

>>11156834
Bloop! I got pants that fit!

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I want to touch Jasper's butt

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quartzes are for lead

>>11156842
yes they are desu

>>11156865
No, they're not... Stop being an edge lord

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>>11156859
*lewd
well, that too

>captcha: south park

i'm watching that because my wifi is utter shit rn, captcha how

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>>11156842
Yes, but they make mistakes.Sometimes those mistakes can be forgiven and sometimes they cannot. It is really up to whomever is doing the forgiving.

>>11156850
Excellent! Where did you find them?

>>11156885
Surprisingly, Winners! I don't even have to wear a belt.

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I added another name to the list of Heartless in >>11156096 and added another subcategory for it, but only one for now.

>>11156834

Hey there, Bloople! I managed to order the two missing SDCC-exclusive SU figures today!

>>11156885
An average persons mistakes issue no where near as bad as the gems.

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>>11156907
That is amazing! I do not have a Winners near me, but now I wish I could have a look.

>>11156940
Hello there, KH Anon! When do you think they'll come in?

>>11156951
This is very true. I think it is a hazard of being defenders of a world. Or the protagonists in a cartoon if you prefer a meta reason.

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I fucking swear this shit happens every day

>>11156999
Fuck off with your LG cunt.

>>11156992
Word of warning - I don't know if they have the same in women's sizes.

Passive people should be hung from the trees.

>>11157041
kinky

>>11157041
What if I just pass a lot of gas

>>11156992
Oh shoot I never mentioned but a while back you encouraged me to get into blacksmithing. I'm going ahead and doing it, heading out to get a forge tomorrow!

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I want to touch Rebecca's butt

>>11157059
You too, you should be shot.
>>11157062
You as well.

I hate people who take a back seat in issues, you're the reason I'm here and I hate you for it.

>>11157068
i want to touch your butt

>>11157075
I only want Jasper and Rebecca to touch my butt

>>11157074
are you talking about some /pol/ shit or what

>>11157086
Surprisingly, no.

>>11157068
this is just about my fav pic of her

>>11157090
then was is it? i get it, everyone hates pussies

>>11157096
I'm starting to hate you for asking questions, no fuck off and take my anger cunt.

>>11157074
how do you feel about lapis lazuli?

>>11157074
The issue is that you're retarded and because of this I firmly believe that you should kill yourself

>>11157104
WOWWWW ANON

>>11156706
>organic creates robots superior to him in any way
>programs them to be subservient to him
>robots are physically incapable of even attempting a revolution
>robots continue to serve organic until organic dies peacefully, surrounded by friends and loved ones and gets to rest forever
>robots outlive every organic in existence and keep chugging along with no purpose as their body parts start to fail and the organics who could fix them no longer exist, so they're forced to continue existing in slowly deteriorating bodies until their motherboards collect enough dust to stop functioning

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>>11156992

I'm having them shipped to store due to cost issues, so they should be here between the 29th August and the 2nd of September. But that's if nothing funky goes on Hot Topic's end, I'm still waiting for the order to be processed.

I'll probably go to the museum tomorrow if my schedule clears up, I've been meaning to start a gem collection recently.

>>11157103
Blue waifu trash, a shell of a character and "Wahhh abuse victims plz sympathise"

>>11157104
Ditto.

>>11157113
I'm pretty sure this is what happened between Mega Man and Mega Man X.

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I heat up, I can't cool down.
You got me spinning around and round, round and round.
Around it goes, where it stops nobody knows.
Every time you call my name I heat up like a burning flame.
Burning flame, full of desire, kiss me baby let the fire get higher.

>>11157132
how do you feel about the corrupted jasper fusion?

>>11157132
which character is not shit for you

>>11157150
Lapis is the only truly shit gem

>>11157163

>>11157146

>>11157146
Why do you care, what I think?

>>11157150
Aquamarine was the only competent antagonist, Greg is an alright Dad. Garnet hasn't been a cunt to anyone.

>>11157068
Thats a cute outfit and she like superjail? Thats funny considering she looks like the warden

>>11157117
das cute art
but i wish tumblr would stop projecting their fat insecurities on these characters
amethyst and rose ain't fat or "thicc" they're squares
a smaller version of all the other jaspers who are equally square
pearl is a stick, and garnet is two ovals connected by a tube
they are basic shapes because they are rock people
thats the entire point

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>>11157163
>not including the meme gremlin

>>11157173
you have good taste

>>11157173
taking a survey

>>11157170
The corrupted Jasper fusion is less shit than Lapis

Rebecca (((Sugar))),

why does no one on here like greg? :(

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>>11157018
It would be worth it to find a decent pair of pants.

>>11157067
Wonderful! I remember talking to you about it! I am happy to hear you are following your passion. That warms my heart.

>>11157117
Processing times are always so vague. I have had some take a month and others hours. I have not been to a museum for a while.

>>11157186
She used to be a good character. Lapis has never been a good character.

>>11157204

>>11157146

>>11157203
A lot of us do, we just don't cancer up the thread with pictures of him, same with Garnet.

>>11157203
Greg and Jasper are my favorites

>>11157204
All I need now is an anvil, tongs and a hammer! I have a good feeling about it.

>>11157181

the geometric look is just the style of the show, anatomy is simplified. i agree that rose and amy are the same body type as the other quartzes, which is curvy, thick, and muscular.
the humans are drawn in a similar way, so it's not an alien thing.

How do I get out of this show forever. I bought merch and I want to leave now.

>>11157257
stop watching it and coming here?

>>11157237
greg has a gut
onion's mom has curves
all the villain gems are basic shapes
the characters are drawn that way on purpose, its to enforce the difference between human characters and gem characters. the only crossover shape is steven and that was done on purpose
its one of the few subtleties of the character design, and tumblrettes just shit all over it cause "xd amethyst is fat like me"

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>tfw you become friends with a tall thicc straight girl with a huge ass
>tfw you try to cockblock her from banging one of her friends
>tfw said cockblocking ruins your relationship with them
>tfw you realize that your repressed homosexual tendencies ended your last close relationship
feels bad man

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>>11157204
>Processing times are always so vague. I have had some take a month and others hours.

I ordered them in the afternoon, so it'll probably be done by tomorrow.

It's not the worst I've experienced though. That would have to be the time I spent waiting for two t-shirts from the KH concert to come in, I ordered them back in June and they weren't shipped out until August due to stock issues.

> I have not been to a museum for a while.

Neither have I, it's been years but I always loved my museum's gem exhibit. I should see if they have any good premium exhibits going on. I know that the California Science Center was doing "The Magic of Pixar" for a while but that one's long gone.

>>11157257

What merch did you buy?

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>>11157203
I love greg
I want to fug him

>>11157294

>>11157146

gay

>>11157294
A complete set of funkos and a custom lanyard.

>>11157286
I always end up back here.

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>>11157289
>onion's mom has curves
Where?

Complaining about people drawing amy or any of the gems chubby or fat is like complaining about artists who draw gems with boobs. By your logic, people drawing the gems curvy, with boobs is also shitting all over the character designs.

Its just stupid

i hope you two are ready for today's l e t h a l l e s s o n

>>11157289

what about aquamarine and holly blue agate? they have the same body type as priyanka or vidalia


maybe the crew put more detail in gem body shapes than townies because they vary more in size and are more important

i agree there hasnt been an obese gem so far, though. they all seem either strongfat or just muscular

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>>11157210
The corrupted Jasper fusion. I have mixed feelings. On one hand it was good to see that corruption may be passed on through fusion. It ties in with my theory that corruption is a mental illness.

On the other hand, I do not like that it took Jasper from the show. I think she offered a unique perspective as a Homeworld Loyalist additionally, we will not get to know her until after corruption is cured.

>>11157234
Excellent! Oh, what will you make first?

>>11157294
That is a shame about the t-shirts and The Magic of Pixar. That would interest me quite a lot.

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>>11157307

As someone who's worked with animals and has a decent understanding of their behavior, I found it to be cruel and inhumane on Jasper's part. She was basically forcing an animal into a situation that had no idea on how to deal it and got pissy with the corrupted Quartz Gem when it stressed out to the point where it just wanted to run away.

I will say that the design was neat, though.

>>11157314
>A complete set of funkos

Eh, if they're still in the box you can sell 'em on eBay (and if one of them is the GITD Steven, you can resell that one for $25 USD).

The lanyard is a bit different, but it's no big deal.

>>11157394
i hope we get to see jasper before she heals, just to see how a corrupted mind looks like

>>11157394
I'm going to attempt making a bottle opener using some spring steel. Spring steel is extremely common here, there is many write-offs in the winter.

Why do you you all get jobs? I'm on my break right now.

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>>11157390
Wouldnt topaz be considered fat?
I guess theyre strongfat to but they still look pretty fat, like they dont have curves like the quartz's

>>11157394
>>11157398
thank you for you valuable input
>>11157405
that's what centipeetle was for. make haste and heal jasper completely

>>11157420
I want a job because I need money

>>11157445
no one NEEDS money. just admit you WANT money.

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>>11157420
because i need to contribute to society in some way, and also money

>>11157290
Are.. Are you pearl?

But really, that sucks man

>>11157467

>>11157146
though you're already based and have malachite as your fav fusion

>>11157290
>>11157485
>you will never give the SUCC to pearl to get her trade marked pearl necklace

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>>11157486
h-how did you know?

also i think it looks cool, but i feel bad about its components

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>>11157458
No I need money
But I also want it

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>>11157405
>>11157431
I wonder if Centipeedle's and Jasper's mindscape are different due to the method of corruption. Jasper was corrupted second hand.

>>11157407
That sounds like a good start. A small item with a shape that could be simple or very complicated depending on your preference. I am certain you will do wonderfully.

>>11157420
I cannot live in Southern California without one and cosplay is not a cheap hobby.

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>>11157510
Alternatively, I'll make my own tongs. It seems like it is a common first project. And thank you for the encouragement.

Hopefully I do not end up like this guy I saw on /k/ about a week back.

>>11157510
i kinda think of corruption to be similar to madoka's witch lairs, reflecting the affected gem's mind, each one being different. yeah typing this made my autism levels go up

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>>11157531
Remember, mistakes are how we learn. I know I have destroyed my fair share of costumes trying to make the "perfect" one. Each one taught me how to make a better one next time.

>>11157539
Autism levels or not, it is probably the most show-accurate theory on a corrupted Gem's mindscape. It would likely be just as chaotic and filled with the Diamond theme.

>>11157507
i remember of course
hadn't realized that calonarang art is supposed of that fusion. there sure are a whole lot of inaccuracies, but into the folder it goes
>missing a pair of legs
>both pairs of back legs are supposed to be cloven hoofed

>>11157572
and the patterns are all wrong

>>11157559
I'm well aware of that. I don't want to make a blade with erectile dysfunction, though. A few simple things is good enough for starting.

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>>11157431

No problem, that bit about comparing Corrupted Gems to animals has actually been something I've been meaning to get off of my chest for a while. Monster Buddies and Monster Reunion are some of my favorite episode because of that one fact.

>>11157539

I wouldn't be surprised of that were the case, Garnet did say that Corruption essentially shatters a Gem's mind.

>>11157394
>That is a shame about the t-shirts and The Magic of Pixar. That would interest me quite a lot.

I actually emailed the company about that after seeing that other items would ship around that time and asked them if my items would come in at the same time, so it wasn't that surprising.

But missing The Magic of Pixar exhibit still hurts a bit, but I can always stick around /co/ or read some of the art books they've been pumping out as of late.

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>>11157458
>no one NEEDS money
You know what you're right. I don't need money, or a house, or food either.

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>>11157572
remember what?

also that was the first ganonsper pic i had

oh fuck it's 3 am again

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>>11157588
Fair enough.

>a blade erectile dysfunction
This made me laugh too hard. I hope I didn't wake my roommate

>>11157592
Sounds like all is well.

In any case, it is past time I should be sleeping. Good night to you Forge Anon and to you too KH Anon. I hope you have a great evening.

Good night /sug/.

>>11157615
y u lyin nigga. it 1am

>>11157615
it's 4am here on beast coast east coast

>>11157621
Forge anon?
did I just get a name?

weird.

>>11157539
That sounds likely tho

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>All of this talk about Corrupted Gems.

Fuck it, I'm writing a chapter for "The Quartizine Beast" now.

>>11157621

G' night, Bloople!

>>11157634

Looks like it, welcome to the club.

>>11157458
>no one NEEDS money.
go back to the woods, hippy

>>11157605
try to imagine jasper's voice coming out of this one's mouth

>>11157621
Night!

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i want holly to carry me

>>11157787
i want her to impregnate me

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>>11157806
relatable

>>11157787
>>11157816
I'm gonna need a source for this cuteness.

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If you're still up I can sketch some requests

>>11157876
Can we have Rose Quartz and Greg in the La La Land poster?

Problem after problem after problem after problem.

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>>11157876
Jasper trying to wrangle the invisible island gem

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>>11157876
Jasper running away from an angry corrupted gem.

Why do you all pretend to be so weak? What the fuck is wrong with you all?

>>11158025
Explain yourself.

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>>11157876
Martha being told that her son is gone for good?

>>11158045
All of the avatarfags and anons here pretend to be sensitive soflakes, that even a feather would hurt. Why? What do you get out of it?

If you're going to pretend, why not pretend to be strong?

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>>11158025
It is not a ruse for me. I am as weak as I say I am.

>>11158052
>Another machofag/Jasperfag

Great, how many more times are you going to say this.

Because after a certain point, I'm gonna have to stop giving out free t-shirts.

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>>11157896
should i watch that movie

>>11158109
Please do, Sapphirefag.

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>>11158138
>The wit doesn't even break the skin.

Not even him, hoss. The both of you do sound like whiny children at the playground, however.

>>11158171

Looks like you posted this in the wrong thread.

>>11158196
Not sure who else goes around calling people they don't like Jasperfags. Just saying, it's pretty damn silly.

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>>11158196
>Just saying, it's pretty damn silly.

I agree, but when you post shitty bait like >>11158052 then you deserve all of the negativity you get from other posters.

Be above braindead morons like Sapphirefag and don't respond to him.

>>11158299

Whoops, that was for >>11158249.

>>11158299
I still don't really see how it's an insult, but I guess you've got a point about not biting the bait. I got better shit to keep busy with.

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yellow want sum fuk?

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>>11158332
Yuh.

>>11158121
Aww and yes. It's good. Thanks for the art.

Steven is a good boy.

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>>11158121
Hey anon. You did a good job, love it.

Sulphur!?

>>11158412
i hope he got his khakis

Where do I find a father figure?

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>>11158002

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Steven should be raped.

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>>11155964
kill yourself

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>>11157621
kill yourself

here we fucking go...

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>>11158541
I love it! Thanks a bunch, anon.

Attacking you all makes me feel fantastic.

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>>11151058
kill yourself

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>>11151864
kill yourself

>>11158611
What drives you to this bitter behavior? Would you like to talk it out?

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>>11152096
kill yourself

>>11158639
Family tension and work stress. No, ll shut up you cunt.

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>>11158018

>>11158646
Oh, I can see why you wouldn't want to dwell then. We'll be here for you if you change your mind.

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>>11152564
kill yourself
>>11158659
nice

>>11158659
>Jasper joins the Crystal Gems so she can bubble this one without anyone asking questions

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>>11152936
kill yourself

Shoot footfags on sight.

Fire at will at anything that moves

Please don't shoot they're just civilians.

>>11157180
Quick we need to start a Rebecca Sugar as Warden thing now.

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>>11158048

S'AP EÍRE?

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God fucking damn it why do I have to cry every time someone raises their voice at me

>>11158868
Cuz of your womanish temperament brought out by an abusive parent or other relationship

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>>11158868
You're weak

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>>11158790
>so blinded by rage that even her glasses knew it's time to step the fuck off
Damn, dude.

>>11157420
I have a shitty job where I get screeched at by Hong Kong chinks all day for even the most insignificant of mistakes

I really wish I had a better one, especially while im at uni

>>11158868
WEAKLING

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>>11158541

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I LOVE Centipeetle! I want to get close to her!

>>11159106
Punching the feelings away is how she managed to stay so stoic for so long in crying space rock friends

why haven't we added "dewey wins" to the op

https://discord.gg/TDdPN52

What did I miss, /sug/?

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>>11158790
>no tiny angry fish on her dress
Faggot. [spoilersontrash]I love it thank you very much, faggot.[/implying]

>>11159184
fuck off

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>desuarchive's search is still down

>>11159459
kys, faggot

>>11158769
Yes please

>>11159480
Why?

>>11156274
This is my fucking shit. How would that thing feel inside you? I can't stop wondering.

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Love you /sug/

>>11159569
You too.

>>11159543
A warm, wriggling thing that pokes your prostate

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>>11157847
http://zawa-ro.tumblr.com/
Also best ship

okay, at this point i've finally decided my thoughts on this issue:

Pearl was made for White Diamond, turned out defective (oblong gem? too independent?), and Pink took her in.

gems can be reformed after being shattered by steven's liquids
he will discover this at some point and spend millennia putting the cluster back together

>>11159637
Isn't there a fountain that has the properties of roses tears?

>>11159644
you mean the one that didn't work
at all?

i wanna die
when will Yellow Diamond come and kill me

>>11159663
it did. Because Steven's tears weren't magic at that point and he didn't spit on Amethyst's gem.

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death by pearl's massive load would be the best

>>11159543
Like a lubricated Alaskan Bull Worm being shoved where the sun doesn't shine.

>>11159737
the lack of resistance in the lack of a penis head would make entry and adjustment a breeze, just poke in once or twice to let the anal sphincter adjust to the size and the copious amounts of lube would make it one of the best possible anal experiences, not to mention lapis would have full control over it allowing her to tweak and twirl to hit her bottom's best spots
aye
it looks terrible
aye
its tumblr penis because 900000+ lesbians can't figure out what a good dick and balls look like
but that would be a very satisfying ride

good morning sug
i see you're being degenerate as usual

>>11159592
But anon, [spoiler]I don't have a prostate.[/spoiler]

>>11159813
nonsense
everyone has one
you just haven't hit it

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>>11157876
Just to tell you that I love the way you draw Jasper
I'm sure you might get bored of it, but you her give such a good look.

>>11159594
That fucking Lars head gets me every time. It doesn't match the rest of the body, not even the show style

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>Zach is always watching us

>>11160062
he should draw pearl with sex hair and a bulge
y-you know for fun
to let as a joke haha
wouldn't that be funny haha?

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>>11160062
I think that's kinda cool
he seems like a fun dude

>>11160062
he isn't, he just wants attention

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*pops into thread*

>>11157876
jasper as Maui

>>11157876
>>11158121
>>11158541
>>11158659
>>11158790
>>11159106
Blog?

Life is easy when you're a gem.

>>11157876
Jasper working in retail

>>11157876
lapis and steven doing that thing parents do to their kid (jasper) that involves lifting them both up in a joint fashion

http://burlington.momstown.ca/sites/burlington.momstown.espresso.furthermore.ca/files/blogger_importer/s1600/Family%2BTime.jpg

http://www.canadianbfrb.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/parents_child_silhouette1.jpg

Life would be easy if I was a pretty white girl.