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ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. What do you think of the

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ITT: Pokemon Are Real.
Universe 2.

What do you think of the news?

Complaint Discord: https://discord.gg/E5fNNWu

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>>11147234
Fake
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>>11147234
The fucking sun is disappearing
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>>11147154
well, we live in the same, house if that is what you mean and he's pretty nice
>>11147180
don't be so hard on yourself, i am not better than you
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>>11147234
It's all fake
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>>11147194
If you have an interest in robotics and/or AI, a side business I'm starting deals in these areas.

>>11147234
Take them with a full salt shaker.
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>>11147342
Gaaaaay
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Kalosian in Unova here, can anyon explain this psychic trap thing?
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>>11147431
basically they fuck you with their psychic energy dick and split you in half and no one says or does anything about it
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>>11147342
>Mienshao recoils as if struck and blurts out a pained:
"M-Mistress!"
>After a long, heavy pause,and some deep breaths, the weasel continues, in its usual steady tone:
"This one lives for art,
And Mistress is my chance,
To provide this world my part,
Of beauty's constant dance,
Now Mistress says to start,
Believing in myself,
But I have took that chance,
At cost of Master's health,
The One has learned it's role,
Through arrogance's toll,
This one lives to serve."
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(Can we stop trying to chase people off with shitposting please? Emrys and Jiji already left, I think Skitts is now. Let's not chase SB and everyone else off please.)
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>>11147525
(no)
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>>11147525
(Did you not see the surgeposting?)
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>>11147234
Ocean Mon
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>>11147600
Take me to the land
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>>11147404
what?
>>11147496
>looks a him a bot surprised
what did happen for you to think like that, and you wouldn't hurt my health i know that you are a caring person
But if you want to you can keep calling me mistress if it helps you
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>>11147607
That you understand .
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>Psyguy is trying a new trick.
>He tries future sight in quarters, leaving them in random areas.
>Last number for that with 0 = 10.
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>>11147615
>Clearly not listening, Mienshao slowly stumbles away, towards its place of refuge
>It's eyes seeing wide, helplessly viewing events decades past
>Trauma.jpg
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im just tired of seeing everyone leaving
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>>11147830
That's what life is about.
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>>11147830
(same)
>>11147234
I haven't been paying attention, what news are you talking about?
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>>11147773
W-wait, don't go, i'm sorry for being intrusive you can call me mistress all you want and i won't mind
>she follows the weasel worried
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mega aegislash
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>>11147911
HIT THE DECK
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So, how.are your love lives going, my dudes?
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>>11147934
Haha fuck you.
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>>11147910
>Mienshao stumbles its way into its corner, a meticulously clean area, devoid of detail, save for a single unfurled scroll and an accompanying brush
>The scroll shows wear evident of years of use, and yet its face remains blank, save for a single stroke, seemingly random.
>The weasel sits down in front of its scroll, and simple stares ahead, lost in its own world
>It continues like this, devoid of any action, save the occasional pained wimper
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>>11147234
Eclipse was nice.

>>11147342
Not just anyone shares the same home with a friend.

>>11147934
https://youtu.be/K5G1FmU-ldg
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>>11147393
Does your funny rig allow criminals?
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>>11148059
and what's wrong with that?
>>11148038
>she looks at the weasel, feeling a bit guilty that weasel looks like that
>she is unsure of what to do
i...
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>>11147934
I'm currently thinking about whether trying to mate with my trainer is a bad idea or not.
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>>11148198
Species?
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>>11148059
Hey you masked jabroni. Roommates exist.
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>>11148222
I'd rather not say since he visits this forum as well but there's no physical incompatibilities unless he's extremely well endowed but my main worry is he'll treat me differently after we sleep together.
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>>11148243
How confident are you in your ability to hit him, "in the mood?" That's harder than you might think when it comes to humans.
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>>11148243
Just do it, let him take you and make you even more of his slave.
Ask him to sell you off to Cipher while you're at it.
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>>11148185
>>11148227
I... I get most of what I know out of movies and TV shows. I don't know the experience of having a roommate is like. I don't get out much either...
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>>11148182
Depends on your skills and the crime in question.

>>11148198
>>11148243
>Sipppppp
Check first if your trainer would be okay with that.
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>>11148297
Psychic reading, predictions, traps basically anything that's impossible to be tracked unless Catilin comes by.
If you wish for a prediction the one posting will be your Sylveon.
What do you say?
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>>11148261
Humans I assume you need alcohol, foreplay or a combination thereof right?
>>11148271
Now see this doesn't help things at all since I'm already worried he won't like me anymore afterwards
>>11148297
That's a given
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>>11148335
Don't make them inebriated. That's date rape.
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>>11148335
Again, as a Pokémon, you probably have a few tricks you can pull to make your job easier. Can you at least give me your type, I can't help you in that regard if I don't know what sort of moves you can handle.
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>>11148319
That could be useful in the security department. What are the crimes in question and do you have any legal problems in either Unova or Alola?

>>11148335
Consent, consent is everything.
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>>11148402
I'm not the same guy, but if you're taking criminals, or, well, "criminals" in my case, I'd be up to work for you.
I've even got a boat that I can take there.
The city I'm in isn't the safest place at the moment, so it's either this or move somewhere calm.
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>>11148402
A few in Unova, I suppose. I was trying to perfect my craft and got a bit overzealous.
I'm interested in being able to better use my abilities, I've been told I had the psychic gift from a young age and have been training it since.
The migraines and noise are hell, though.
>>11148596
Do tell, friend. Where are you?
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>>11148402
>>11148366
Right
>>11148399
Will still probably give it away but I'm a fairy type and I know I can calm people down but don't know whether that is helpful in this instance.
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>>11148621
At the moment, taking a walk on the western outskirts of Castelia.
There's been a few things going wrong, and someone set me up.
At this point, I just want to be left alone by these people, don't want to bother with them.
An oil rig in the middle of fuck-all nowhere sounds good right about now.
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>>11148683
If you are a fairy type, and have "no physical incompatibilities" then your species should be able to learn attract. That, plus your aforementioned ability to calm down an agitated human should be more than enough to get the ball rolling.
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>>11148705
>Oil Rig
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>>11148596
I don't like to say that I take in criminals, I just don't look at their past much beyond what skills they have, what can they contribute to my business. As long they don't try to mess up either my business or my friends.

>>11148621
Interesting, interesting. This rig is noisy in some places, but hearing protection is provided.

This question goes for both of you: what do you think you could contribute to the company?
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>>11148277
Nothing like what you were thinking is happening i just let him live in my house and work here
>she's blushing
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>>11148705
Hahahaha. Well perhaps we will meet soon.
>>11148748
Noise is difficult to deal with, I will consider it a bit further.
If you need someone to play defense I can do well, as well I'm sure I could control things from afar.
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>>11148743
AyylIg4JbG400
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>implying I can die
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>>11148811
W7FIYGkhXNk
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>>11148867
VoNGrW8aMRs00
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>>11148854
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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>>11148925
Nani?!
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>>11148911
tHXEXBsvTKg
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>>11148743
Uh... alright.

>>11148748
I'm not a criminal, hence the quotations around the word.
I was framed, so there's the issue.
When it comes to what I can provide, I've got decent fighting skill, a good bit of knowledge regarding tactics, active combat scenarios, and theoretical physics, and I can make some pretty lights.
I don't mind noise, though. Helps me sleep.

>>11148793
I guess so, yeah.
Let's hope it'll turn out for the better.
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>>11148925
m e n a c i n g
e n a c i n g
n a c i n g
a c i n g
c i n g
i n g
n g
g
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>>11148964
>>11148867
(Hey not trying to be rude but you probably shouldn't copy missingno unless he's like asked you to.)
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>>11148764
Uh, Understood, my bad for assuming such things.
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>>11148793
You can always commute to and from Hau'oli if you want to avoid the noise during off work hours.

>>11148969
A physicist is going to be definitely useful in the robotics department, the rest could help in the AI training.

If you two can get to Hau'oli, consider yourselves hired.

>>11148743
>>11148811
Oh, it's that dream again.
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>>11149139
Nugs
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>Suddenly, with a pound "Mien!" Mienshao jolts upright it's eyes wild, and clearly confused.
>It's frantic scanning of the room is reminiscent of a wild animal, regaining consciousness in a foreign place
>Back_But_Afraid.jpg
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WHO SAID NIGS
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>>11149076
I uh, I guess I'm on my way.
If you see a blue striped boat, that's probably me.
I'll be the guy dressed in what looks like riot gear.
Also, theoretical physics, by that I mean weird shit on top of normal physics.
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>wake up
>see this
Wat do?
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>>11149217
>she gets surprised by the sudden jolt of the mienshao
W-woah,what happened?
Are you okay?
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>>11149298
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>wake up
>see this
Wat do
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>>11149303
If this is your experience of tech people, you have some shitty skills and probably work in a shit-tier company with other people like yourself.

We do go out, we do go to bars, have dinner with friends, do physical activity. In fact, we do it in style.

I am in tech. I don't LARP, I don't watch anime or read comics. I do play some online games on my PC, with my wife. I am nearly 40 and my wife is in late 20's, former model now techie. Financially secure, I own a Maserati among 3 other cars. Multiple vacations a year, dozens of concerts including meeting the talent. I can have tats, wear shorts to the office (which I usually work at home save a day or two I go in for meetings). I can speak freely and curse/swear in meetings. I get all kinds of silly perks like office going to new movie releases or an entire day the whole office goes to volunteer at a food bank. We have a cyclist club for people that cycle into work or do competitive practice at lunch. I don't have set hours. Food regularly paid for, at minimum on wed and Friday. Mandatory 2 trips a year to go to conventions and training (usually LA/Las Vegas/New York) - and I get to pick which ones I personally want - all expenses paid (bring wife along). No I'm not a neck-beard and I am not the exception either. When I was single I was never without a date when I wanted.

Sounds like your life sucks and you want to blame it on everyone else and bitch about one of the best industries there is based off your skewed life. If you want a better one, go get one and stop blaming others for your lack of skill, motivation or warped self absorbed perspective.

If you want low-IQ Chad that played "muh footbal", go get him and shut the hell up - no. one. cares. I hope you waste more decades of your life miserable until you come to your senses and it's too late.

Maybe you are miserable because people treat you for the whiny bitch you are.
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>>11149303
>The weasel swivels it's head upon hearing a familiar voice
>Wild, scared eyes bore into Adri, desperately searching for shelter from the mental storm
Mistress!
>In a flash, the Weasel is upon her, embracing the walking knife before the steel type can even blink
"W-W-Why? How could you? Please!..."
>a seemingly never ending stream of questions flow from the the font of panic that is Mienshao
>this_is_your_moment.exe
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ARE YALL READY FOR THE SOLAR ECLITS?? AT 1:18 PM FOR TWO MINUTES THE SUN AND THE MOON WILL BE FUCKING EACHOTHER Make sure you wear the proper eye protection cause YOU will be in the SPLASH ZONE! send this to21kinkybitchesOR UR PHONEWILL EXPLODEDURING THE ECLITS‼‼‼‼‼‼
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>>11149425
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!
:^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^)
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>>11149287
When you get to Hau'oli, ask for directions to the former oil rig.
Good luck.
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>>11149597
...Isn't harboring criminals just asking for an IP raid?
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>>11149418
>still a bit confused but she even then hugs the weasel, she's wearing her protective sheaths that she wears during work so not hurting him
It's okay...
I'm here for you
you're safe
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>>11149704
>Mienshao simply holds Adri tight, slowly regaining its grasp on reality through the comfort of trusted arms
"M-Mistress..."
"Please let me serve..."
>after a pause, and a rather pathetic sniffle, the weasel continues, in a voice that is deafened by whispers
"It's all I'm good for... anymore..."
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F R O G B U L L Y I N G
R
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FROG CHAD BEATS UP FROG VIRGIN AND AND AND AND AND AND STEALS HIS LUNCH TOO
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>>11149629
Harboring, not employing without felony checking.
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HEY PAJEET LOOK AT ME I AM THE TRAINMAN
YEAAAAHHHH
OH NO
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>>11149839
>she keeps hugging him
"You can still work here but you must know that you are more than just a servant, you are a friend, don't be get yourself like that"
"I am here for you as much as you are here for me"
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>>11149863
Well if they're still on the run you're
gonna ens up in deep shit .
Unless this is a honeypot deal.
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>>11149997
"Mistress...."
>Mienshao shakes his head firmly
"I can never be... more than just a servent"
"Not.... again"
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b i g b l a c k w o m a n
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HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>be me
>training pokemon
>realize they're all fucking thicc as fuck
>realize I can't fuck them
>not even a natty lickaroo
>mrw
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>>11150121
But...
>she sighs
For me you are more, i may not know what happened but i know you deserve more
I will let you serve, you must always remember that always i will think of you as more than just that
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>>11150248
>The second the words "I will let you serve" leave Adei's mouth, Mienshaos weight seems to double in her arms
>I'm a dreamy, far off voice, the weasel sighs:
"Thank you... Mistress"
>And with that, the weasel goes completely limp, finally departing from the world of the conscious
>Standing there, holding the sleeping body of her tormented friend, a single nagging thought demands Adri's attention:
>Prehaps it's just her imagination, but Adri could swear,
>that right before it's face went slack
>her little Weasel friend
>smiled
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>>11150225
This is what I have to deal with every fucking day
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Does anyone in PAR know where to get a Rotomdex?
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>>11150405
>she saw the smile on his face before he passed out
>she checked if he was okay, but noticed that he only us sleeping
>she speaks quietly
"You shouldn't worry me like that"
>she carries the weasel to his room and lays him on his bed, picks a chair and waits there
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>>11150007
Only if I intentionally obstruct justice.

>>11150505
No idea, these things are rare as hell.
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>>11150525
Will your """""friend""""" call you mistress in bed too
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>>11150643
Thanks anon.
Hey are you gonna fork your hirees over if the IP comes? If you're gonna go full Rocket just go full Rocket.
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How did you guys reset the universe?
I just need some reference points, so please be kind and explain.
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>>11150699
everything exploded one thread
people left
plots and stuff couldnt be continued
reset happened
basically
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>>11150663
I run a legitimate business, if the IP comes, and I hope they don't, I will see then.

>>11150699
(One thread went to total shit due to lack of communication, people left, nothing happened for almost two weeks when an anon made a thread specifying a reset. Everyone ran with it and eventually most players returned)
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>>11150699
>Comfy VS Action war is quietly happening
>One rper accidentally lights the fuse and makes Ray leave by teleporting him away
>People argue
>Everything eplodes
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>>11150799
Well good luck with that. I ran with Galactic before I moved to Alola so if the IP show up act as respectful as you can. They love getting their egos rubbed up.
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>>11150799
I stopped by the place in Hau'oli.
Just telling you that I'm on my way there now.
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>>11150950
kZKSz1tlHJc00
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>>11150845
Hopefully if they come they send someone I already know.

>>11150950
Understood. Ask security for "Stibium"

>>11151100
Uh oh.
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(This place is well and truely fucking dead, isn't it?)
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Never forget, it was all Emrys fault.
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>>11151246
Wow, rude
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>>11151216
(Yeah. These types of roleplays work better Peer to Peer anyways. Not this group type of stuff)
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>>11151246
(bad.)
>>11151286
(I dunno, PAR made jumping into groups easier and fun and if someone left you could keep your plots going without too much trouble.)
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>>11151301
(I don't know what any of that feels like because I'm a lonely fuck.)
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>>11151340
(Most of the players have left now but, uh, SB and probably some of the thread only fags are still around.)
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>>11151359
(SB?)
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>>11151375
(SB is the guy working on the oil rig >>11151182 but you could probably bug Scout (the bug human guy) when he shows up or other people.)
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I'm going to go out and see some of Hoenn, points of interest. See what this place holds.
>Time to go wherever.
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>>11151393
Well. Okay.
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>>11151494
(Sorry, Anon. You need to sort of look for interaction if you want it. I'm struggling to figure out what to do with some of my chars so, I believe in you.)
>>
(Personally, I don't expect PAR to last much longer)
(End your plots soon)
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>>11151511
Probably not
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>>11151284
>>11151301
But correct.
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>>11151586
(How is this his fault)
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>Find a group I didn't feel lonely in
>Already dead.
Lmao good prank everybody.
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>>11151622
The first universe imploding. Consistantly stirring shit behind the scenes. Etc.
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>>11151622
(stop replying)
>>11151631
(Can you tell us what group/character?)
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>>11151631
(What group senpai)
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>>11151672
>>11151687
p sure he means par itself
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Walking back home at the end of the workday with the team, is there not a better feeling?
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>>11151853
Sleeping.
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>>11151853
Sleeping.
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>>11151853
Overthrowing the local government.
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>>11151868
>>11151950
That is second best, if with the team.

>>11151957
Nah, not the political kind of guy.
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>>11151853
Sleeping.
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Who wants to burn Celadon down with me.
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>>11151983
That's what anarchy is for!
All the fun none of the work.
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trying this again, since I'm tired of sitting in the woods by myself and the last work op bailed.
does anyone have anything they need done?
mostly anything. will travel.
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>>11152004
That's stupid, you're stupid.
Hey I'm out in Route 16, does anyone know a good pokemon to start with?
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>>11152150
In Route 16? I think there are Murkrow there.
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>>11152150
Yooooooooooou're stupid!
>Anon: Sneak off to Route 16 to tail this guy.
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>>11152087
Would help you out if I could. But I prefer doing things myself and I am not busy with anything currently.

>>11152150
What >>11152176 said.
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>>11152176
Cool, do you know how aggressive they are?
>>11152184
Uh, alright.
>There's a guy that looks barely in his 20s standing just out of the grass with a pokeball.
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>>11152218
Kinda aggro, yeah.
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>>11152150
I've heard there's shinx around there, and that they like a certain tune. they're fairly good as starter pokemon, small, not to difficult to train, easy to feed.

>>11152216
I see.
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>>11152087
I've got nothing, buddy. That guy in Alola needs workers though!

>>11152218
"Psst!"
>Scizor, LV50 is out.
>Scizor uses X-Scissor toward the Anon.
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>>11152289
(PFFFFFFFFFT)
>>11152290
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>>11152244
Ah, so not a good choice?
>>11152272
That s
>>11152289
(Nice image switch, murderanon.)
>The move barely misses, the dude screeching, dropping his phone and jumping to the ground.
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>>11152307
>>11152325
(This character is already cursed.)

>>11152325
"Hey, come on, what did I say? X-Scissor!"
>Scizor uses X-Scissor toward the Anon.
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>>11152087
Which skills do you have? I don't think I can hire any more security.
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>>11152289
thanks for the tip, I'll look into it.

>>11152325
...anon?

>>11152385
oh, hello.
mostly security based skills and general knowledge of most regions and what lives and goes on in them, unless you need some bugs or reconnaissance for whatever reason.
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>>11152362
>The claws cut into their back, eliciting a scream.
"What the f-fuck are you doing?"
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>>11152470
No prob, bugs roooooooock though.

>>11152508
"Shhhhhhh. Superpower him."
>Scizor uses Superpower.
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>>11152470
You could always go to Alola and hope one of the other two I just hired don't show up.
For reconnaissance, I have someone already in mind.
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>>11152589
yes, yes they do.
any favorites in particular?

>>11152630
I'll see about getting down there sometime soon, then.
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>>11152589
(Nevermind, this isn't going any further. I'm going to rework serial killer anon and try again unles PAR dies.)
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well, i closed my shop today
and after what happened it got slightly livelier and now it's closed for the day
how's everyone doing?
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>>11152797
See you soon, maybe.

>>11152816
The government inspector did not come, but at least the noise dampening is going on fast.
Thinking of making a trip to Mount Lanakila tonight, spending the time there with my close friends.
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>>11152902
Hey, I'm standing near the north port of this thing.
Managed to get my boat locked down in place, so it's not going anywhere.
Already cleared things with the security.
So, where should I be heading?
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>>11152816
Tired, really tired.
It feels like I spent forever building things, but at least I can see the progress I made.
Got this place pretty well set up for Eevees.
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>>11152980
Take the elevator to Robotics.
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>>11152902
"Why didn't the inspector come by?"
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>>11153009
From what you've said, I think I can assume that you're an Eevee breeder. Maybe you can help me with something. My Sylveon has been lethargic for the past few weeks. The local Pokecenter says he's fine, but he isn't himself lately. I'm worried. Do you have any advice?
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>>11152902
well, good luck with that
>>11153009
at least with some progress you feel satisfaction
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>>11153013
On my way. Just gotta figure this place out.
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>>11153100
Hmm.
He might just need a change of scenery, some more time outside, you feel me?
It kinda sounds like depression. If getting out and about doesn't work, I'd try a psych's advice.
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>>11153087
"No idea, there was no message about it."
>Help the fairypup sit in the lap
"That said, another visitor is coming"

>>11153131
Thanks, maybe I'll go to Kalos soon.

>>11153144
Second deck, between servers and services.
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>>11153259
>Sylvie tries her best to curl up in Stibb's lap
"One of your potential hires I'm guessing?"
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>>11153233
That doesn't sound like too bad an idea. We haven't been getting out too much, so it could be the problem. I'll try that. I really hope he's okay.
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>Last number for psychic traps placed arount Castelia. 0 = 10.
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Day 3: Log
Some ass at work told me he'd throw me in a pokeball if I filed his reports late.
I went into the bathroom and cried.
The echo I made in the Empty stalls was weird.
I got tears in my tie.
Fuck that guy,
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>>11153328
"Exactly"
>Pat the Sylv
>From there a half built robot can be seen, resembling a Skarmory, but smaller
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>>11153259
I'm standing right outside this place.
Is this your office or something?
I think I'm in the right spot.
>Knock.
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>>11153494
>A voice comes from the intercom
>"Come in."
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>>11153520
>Push door open.
>Look around.
"Hey."
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>>11149629
>>11149863
>>11150007
>>11150643
May I ask what is going on exactly?
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>>11153474
>Sylvie's tail wags at the pats
>>11153585
>The Sylveon looks up at the newcomer and waves a ribbon at them
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>>11153703
Hiring personnel, officer.

>>11153585
>The area resembles an hangar
>Pretty empty, it seems that there is rooms for a lot more machinery than what there is at tyhe moment
>A nerd is waving at you from not too far away
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>>11153739
I don't know what the hell went on with that Theta guy but I'm going to suggest you deny him before something stupid happens.
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>>11153783
>Ring ring, call for you.
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>>11153730
"Oh, hey. You're a cute... dog?"

>>11153703
If you feel like getting the full story, tell me, and be ready to actually listen.

>>11153739
>Look up from dog.
"I can assume you're the guy in charge?"
>At the moment, you are looking at a man in what appears to be some form of combat garb.
>Small armor plates have been woven into the indigo material in most places, save for the joints and neck.
>The helmet is akin to one that would be found on a solider, with a visor that folds down and covers the upper half of his face.
>Gloves cover both hands, but a faint red light is visible through the back of the right glove.
>The soldier waves.
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>>11153783
I'm going to take the risk.

>>11153838
>The nerd tries to stand up, a pink fairydog in the lap making it difficult
"That's correct, if you pardon my rudeness."
>Eyeing the gear
"Didn't expect the SPAT to come here of all places. At least not yet."
>Apart the big bird looking robot nearby, six spherical objects, the size of a Voltorb are carefully stored nearby.
>The nerd extends a hand
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>>11153825
>Click.
"Yoshikage Kira here, what do you need?"

>>11153838
Please do.

>>11153909
Great.
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>>11153918
>Doesn't matter what he needs, something far more important is now demanding your attention.
>Throw at oil rig
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>>11153918
>The voice of a tired old man comes through.
"Go check out the oil rig. The guy from the government I sent flaked. Check it out."
>Click.
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>>11153928
>>11153945
>Alright, Kira is on the oil rig now.
>Investigation: Begin or whatever.
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>>11153968
>Where on the oil rig does Kira land?
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>>11153838
>The 'dog' taps at a Pokedex with its ribbons then a robotic voice comes from it
"Close but I'm a Sylveon but yes I am indeed cute"
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>>11153971
(I've no damn clue, probably wherever would be the reception or main entrance.)
(Honestly I just feel like I'm walking into a deathtrap.)
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>>11153991
>Kira lands on the dock
>There are various boats docked, and stairs to the service deck nearby
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>>11153991
(If you don't want to deal with SB and Theta's stupid BS why not ignore it?)
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>takes a look at the weasel's room, and sees that he is still sleeping
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>>11154013
>Kira lets his Bisharp and Heracross out and heads up to the service deck, taking notes as he goes.

>>11154018
(I'm not calling it bs I just feel like I'm being OOC used as a catalyst to throw this into war. IC Kira has to do it because he just got told by someone higher up to do it.)
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>>11154037
Don't wake them!!
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>>11154051
>A big door with "Authorized personnel only" greets you
>There is something very noisy at the other side
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>>11154051
(Do you want an IC excuse not to do it or something? Someone here can probably pull something out of their ass)
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>>11154087
>Additionally, there's a cargo elevator
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>>11154087
>>11154101
>Lets see if the door is unlocked.
>Head inside if it is.

>>11154095
(Do whatever. it feels weird for Kira to get sent on this and get called back 14 second later. I'll just deal with whatever happens.)
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>>11153909
>Shake hand.
"I get the 'SPAT' comparison a lot, but I`m just paramilitary."
>Nod.
"And you`re fine with the casual approach. Makes things easier, If I`m being honest."
>Disengage handshake.
"So, you`re a tech guy, setting up a networking firm... on an oil rig?"
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>>11154086
shh...
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>>11154132
>The door is unlocked, guess one of the employees of the previous shift was careless
>There are various generators, boilers, backup batteries... all the utilities servicing the entire building
>The noise is intense, but you spot a few earmuffs hanging near the door
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>>11154202
>Kira taps the doorframe twice as he enters.
>Earmuffs: Equipped.
>He heads inside, taking notes.
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>>11154165
>Handshake disengaged
>The hand almost immediately goes back to petting the fairy doggo
"Not just simple networking, we work with sensitive and private information here. Security and privacy is what my clients value the most."
"That is in the deck above, the current deck is for a business that has yet to launch, dealing in robotics."
>>
someone tell ray to stop being a lazy fuck and rp
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>>11154219
>The earmuffs alleviate the noise greatly
>This area is large, some night shift employees occasionally checking and maintaining the machinery
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>>11154273
"I can uh..."
>Look behind the man.
"...see that."
>Raise eyebrow.
"Okay, so down to the serious bits. What am I going to be doing here?"
>Look at the Sylveon.
>'Aw.'
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>>11154289
>Kira takes some notes, putting the earmuffs back and taking the cargo elevator up.
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>>11154273
>Spark lion: exist again
"Mrello, Slims."
>Curious catto.
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>>11154187
kiss the weasel
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>>11154325
>Given the amount of generators, it seems that the building is self sufficient electricity wise
>Kira may or may have not noticed the fiber connection to the mainland

>The elevator has five labeled buttons
>From bottom to top, they are labeled: Services, Robotics, Servers, Mixed use, Living Quarters, Top Deck
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>>11154187
Are you doing what I think you are doing?
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>>11154310
"Security mainly, in those tasks my friend Frankie will be your direct boss."
"Though you also mentioned theoretical physics, didn't you?"

>>11154339
"Look who just woke up"
>Ruffle mane with the free hand
"Valjean, meet... Theta, I think Theta is your name, aren't you?"
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>>11154410
doing what?
i am not doing anything
>>11154364
absolutely not!
he's sleeping
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>>11154384
>Kira pulls his phone out and double checks before he presses the button for Robotics.
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>>11154439
"I see, Slims."
>>11154310
"Ah, mrello, sir... Thh... Thh... Theta! Theta! Yes!"
>Catto is unusually excited.
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>>11154439
"Yeah, I go by Theta."
>Nod.
"And Frankie, got it."
>Bring hand to back of neck.
"That is also a thing, the physics. I'm pretty decent with that topic, better than most, probably."

>>11154339
>Stop.
>Look at Valjean.
"Hey, nice to meet you."
>'It just talked.'
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>>11154455
>Robotics
>A foyer, another door; this one locked, but with an intercom
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>>11154552
>Siiiiigh.
>Kira knocks, flashing his badge and gesturing to his pokemon.
"This is Yoshikage Kira with the international police. Open up or I'm making you open."
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>>11154526
"You're getting good at speaking, maybe you will not even need surgery."

>>11154528
"Excellent, maybe you can help me with the robot development instead of being a mere guard."
>Leave the Sylveon in the floor, stand up and walk to the half built bird looking robot
"Like this one"
"Oh yeah, Valjean talks. He taught himself."
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>>11154573
>The knocking echoes into the hangar
>A voice comes from the intercom
>"Next time please use the intercom"
>The door opens
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>>11154528
"Li'wise, Theta. Ith's a mreasure."
>>11154573
>Sparklion: see something
>>11154596
"Hmm, we'll see. We'll see, Slims."
"We, uh, someome else's there, Slims. I'll say mrello?"
>Assuming Stibs doesn't stop him, Valjean's going to go over to the door.
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>>11154596
"I don't know about robotics, but I might be able to lend a hand."
>Look at robot.
>Nod a few times.

>>11154638
>Look back at Valjean.
"Someone's at the door."
>Follow the lion.
"We'll talk pleasantries after this, Valjean."
>Wait at the door.
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>>11154630
>Kira lets himself in.

>>11154638
"Hello, is Theta here?"
>The Heracross and Bisharp blocking the path should tell everyone Kira means business.

>>11154725
>Kira waves.
"Mr. Theta, I'm going to need your story, if you will."
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>>11154747
>The robot behind Stibium comes to life.
"SKREEEEEEEEEEEE"
>NIGHT SLASH: LEG
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>>11154638
>>11154725
>Following after to the door

>>11154747
"Why, hello again."
>The nerd makes a few signals, a Porygon2 and a Magnezone floating down from the ceiling, positioning behind their trainer
>>
>>11154789
(Is this a shitpost or?)
>>
>>11154789
>>11154815
( I checked with SB on Discord. This is a shitpost.)
( I repeat, this is a shitpost and not SB or Ray. )
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>>11154789
(Model-02 aka Skarmbot is partially built and barely has an engine installed)
(If for some fluke it were to activate now, it would only have one wing, no weapon systems and a barely tuned jet engine)
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>>11154747
>>11154808
"Thood evenim, sir. Mrow are you? Leth's, er, all relams, a' thal' this over."
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>>11154789
>The noise of a small jet engine coming to life
"NOT THE DAMN TIME"
>Rush towards the birdbot
>Attempt to shut it down
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>>11154747
>Wave.
"Yep, that's me."
>Sigh.
"Well, right off the bat, huh? Alright."
>Inhale.
"So, the start of this entire thing was caused by the clip that was on the news. Behind that all, the guy that got decapitated nearly cut me in half with an axe. I uh, I'll explain the method behind the decapitation in a moment. Anyways, that guy was drugged up, maybe mindbroken, screaming and attacking as his friend recorded it. The recorder, well, he teleported away after the fact. Now, there's an officer you can call on if you'd like more supporting evidence."
>Breathe.
>Slow down.
"Guy's name is Leone, he's a cop who likes to dress up all goth-like. He was there, saw the whole thing, and can confirm it was all self defense."
>Exhale, then wait.
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>>11154827
(Gotcha.)
>>11154808
"Nice to see you again."
>>11154887
>Kira shrugs.
"Decent, I only understood about half of that, keep working."
>>11154943
>Kira nods, taking notes down.
"Hang on."
>Kira pulls his phone out, leaning against the doorway, he pulls a third pokeball out, holding it in his off hand.
"Yes, Unovan PD I need you to patch me to Leone Romano as soon as you can. Urgent, thank you."
>Let's see if his player is here.
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>>11154976
>I'm always here.
>The voice on the other end of the phone isn't a happy one.
"The hell do you want?"
>>
>>11155041
>Just going to hurry this up so we aren't here for 40 hours.
"Can I get your recollection of the events between a Mr. Theta and the 'axe murderer'?"
-Kira.
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>A few expletives in the distance later...

>>11154943
>>11154976
"Sorry about that, AI testing was not terminated properly."
"My friend Valjean here wants us to relax after this is all over."
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>>11155096
>Poke the nerd
"What is this about axes and decapitations?"
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>>11155058
>Fine by me.
"Crazy douche with an axe grabs Theta by the arm an' attempts to remove it with an axe. Gets a punch in return. A man with a phone shows up to record the shit, an' attacks my Trevenant with a Magmortar. The crazy douche nails Theta in the cut with the fuckin' axe, an' Theta slices his head off with psychic fuckery. Phone guy escapes usin' a Claydol."
>There's a pause
"Anythin' else you need, officer?"
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>>11155126
>In the gut, not the cut
>Whoops
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>A lonely, little red puffball is sitting on the side of the road. Clutching one of it's tails it looks up and down the street with a worried expression on it's face

(Sorry wanted to start early but got busy. New here. Location is wherever the action is right now)
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>>11154976
"I will, sir. Ith's a thallen', vu' mrot immrossimle."
>>11155096
"Yes, this. I really must thoose wor's more wisely."
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>>11155116
"An hoax shown in the Unovan news, concerning Theta here."

>>11155174
"Frankly, I kind of want to go the mainland after this."
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>>11155154
( Do you mind throwing in with the robo-nerds? They're currently where most of the action is, but they also get shitposted a lot. )
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>>11155238
(I have no idea what that is but whoever wants to do whatever)
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>>11155096
"Understood."
>>11155126
"Mhm... Self-defense then. That should be all, thank you."
>Click.
>>11155174
"Yes. I'm sure you'll master it one day."
>He shrugs.
"Looks like Theta is clear. I'm still going to report this to the higher ups."
>He snaps a picture of the robo Skarmory.
"I don't think this is exactly legal in Alola but Nate can decide that."
>Kira shrugs, stepping out of the doorway and sending the photo off.
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>>11155154
"Hey little guy, you lost?"
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>>11155287
I'm waiting for someone, but I've been here awhile...
>the little fox keeps glancing left and right
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>>11155275
>Exhale.
"Glad to have that cleared up."
>Yawn.
"Now, I'm exhausted from all this, and I need sleep."
>Extend hand.
"Thanks for helping."

>Whether or not the handshake takes place, afterwards Theta will find the nearest comfortable place to sleep.
>Collapse.
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>>11155275
Thams, sir. Tha' meams a lo'."
>>11155235
"Wal' aroum', see wa' we see? I li' this mran, Slims."
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>>11155323
>Lucky you, you get one of the few characters that understands Pokemon, though he can't speak back in their own language.
"Who are you waiting on? If they're not already in Johto it might take a while for them to get here..."
>Quincy looks down the road, a small frown on his face.
>He flexes his fists, like he wants to grab onto something, but there's nothing there.
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>>11155275
"Well, I hope it is legal, because I plan to commercialize the final product."
>Checking a few things in his 'dex
"First flights and combat testing of the prototype should be this Wednesday."
"Finally, thanks for clearing my newest employee's name."

>>11155339
>That being a sofa in the foyer
>Sleep well, Theta

>>11155344
"Same, same."
"I'd like to to mount Lanakila eventually, they say it is a great place to spend the night at. Between other reasons."
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>>11155235
"Oh I thought that was a movie when i saw you watching it."
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>>11155344
>>11155405
>Kira nods.
"See you all later then."
>He then fucks off.
>Also sends a copy of his notes and photos to Sun.
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>>11155362
(neat)
My mom told me to wait here for awhile. She said she'd be back. She was here a few days ago...I think...
>The vulpix notices the slight movement
>>
(Alright, I'm going to be honest, it feels like everyone here hates everyone else. Like, I have no clue how to interact with SB, Ray and Theta, I don't really know if SB is super mega evil or whatever and I don't really want to be the one forwarding your hate fights.)
(If you guys don't like Theta, SB and the rest of them either tell them OOC to fucking cut it out or make something around ruining their shit.)
(Anyway I'm just going to go back to lurking. Dropped Character: Kira.)
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How will a weasel and a knife do it?
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>>11155466
(Hope you're okay with SB dragging your name through the dirt for disagreeing with him.)
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>>11155466
( Ray here. To be honest, my motivation here's been really low, and I am guilty of clinging too close to SB. I don't hate anybody, I'm just burnt out on this RP.)
>>11155499
( Please, do not. )
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>>11155424
"Unovan news, everyone!"

>>11155426
"Until next time, if any."

>>11155466
(Stibs is not exactly evil but has factually murdered at least two criminals in robot testing.)
(I have no issues with Stibs getting in fights, no need to drop your char)
(Theta is a whole other issue, that is true)

>>11155499
(That is not true at all)
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>>11155433
"...Oh"
>His brow furrows, and he reaches into the messenger bag on his shoulder, pulling out a Pokeball and summoning a Doublade in form of two ornate, oversize keys. They slip into his hands, backwards for now, and you can see where the gripping motion came from.
"Do you want our help looking for her?"
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>>11155524
(I'm not calling you an ass for clinging to one person because this RP is dragging on you I'm just not interested because it feels like outside forces are wanting me to nuke you SB and Theta.)
(If you guys want them gone Kira needs a pretty good reason.)
>>11155547
(Yeah I got that much. I'll probably be back in a week or so.)
(I'm going to fuck off for now before I turn this into an OOC shitfling fest. At least I get to use this image now.)
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>>11155585
( I understand. I'm just in fatigue mode over the shitposting and low motivation for the setting and chars. )
( As for Theta, well... I feel like the "stranger in a strange land" motif has kinda gotten lost under the "badass psyker" thing - which doesn't really fit the setting. )
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>>11155585
(I think a lot of us want Theta gone, and the oil rig to kinda take a backseat.)

(We talked to you last night, Theta, and I guess now I'll just ask outright: I personally would like to see you drop the man from another universe. He doesn't fit, and for a while, that was okay, there was mystery to it, but you've dragged it on too far and gotten too strong with no real drawbacks or reliance on others like the rest of the characters in the world. Others may not agree, but there, said and done.)
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>>11155559
Well...she said to wait here. She said, "You wait right here and we'll be back soon". I should listen to her...
>The firefox is scared of the doublade, it's an unfamiliar pokemon and it looks spooky
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>>11155683
(Theta was more interesting when he was mysterious dude, being an overly powerful character just isn't a good read unless it's some power wank manga/anime)
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Hey PAR? What's with these sticky notes in Castelia anyway?
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>>11155524
(Guilty as charged of the reciprocal, and also a bit of the burnout)

>>11155585
(Maybe this robot plot isn't turning out too well, especially since it was originally meant to be between me and two other players of which one rarely posts and the other dropped out)

>>11155673
>>11155683
(I liked Theta I will be honest, but it would have been better if it ended with him going back home, like we all thought at first)
(His power level needs a rebalance and an explanation that fits with the setting, if he wants to continue playing as him)
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>>11155715
"We? So there was someone else with her?"
>He shifts his weight from foot to foot, looking behind him.
"And you've been here for days? Have you eaten anything? Drank anything?"
>At the thought, he drops the keys, letting them float behind him as he reaches into his bag, pulling out a glass jar full of oran berries, and a canteen made of metal, both appear to be homemade, with strange runes etched into both.
>He pops the cap off the jar, taking a seat on the grass next to the Vulpix and offering a berry to them.
>>
>>11155673
>>11155789
(Not Kira but if I can make any suggestions for combatting burnout I suggest trying different characters. Even if they're still comfy a different character in a different area might help combat it. Perhaps Kanto, Johto or Hoenn? As they're fairly sparse of characters.)
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(I'm going to be honest I'm not really sure where to go next with Psykiller. Moving in with SB and crew is interesting but from OOC it's a bit crowded and just seems an easy way to fuck them over.)
(Would it be more interesting if he moved off to Kanto or Johto?)
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>>11155872
( I have a lowkey character or two I'm going to run more with, plus two non-oil-rig characters the thread's already seen a fair bit of. )
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>>11155833
She took my siblings with her, I miss them. I've been eating the roots around here...
>eyeing the food and inching forward the pokemon is suspicious of the human and his blade... The berry doesn't last more than 3 seconds
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>>11155872
(Not burnt out with the char per se, even, I like playing as Stibs excessively to the detriment of my other chars. It is simply that the shitposting is too much even for me, there is always someone screeching at something or other)
(Still, I'll play more as other chars that need to be more in the spotlight)
(Yes, I did say before to play as what you like. Still, I feel kinda guilty of repetitiveness)
>>
Good evening, /par/. Legalanon here with soju but no new funny stories.
Anybody know a good Breeder who I can talk to about the business? I'd like to get an expert's opinion on what constitutes best practices in the field.
I might do some business as well, I'm not certain at the moment.
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>>11156001
Region?
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>>11155934
"Roots, huh? That's not enough for most people, or pokemon, now that I think about it.."
>Now that he's this much closer to the vulpix, the concentric rings in his eyes are visible.
"How many siblings, and where did they say they were going?"
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>>11156106
Kanto or Johto, preferably, although I may be able to arrange transportation as far as Hoenn or Sinnoh.
Barring a sudden vacation or urgent deposition with a client whose vacation is being interrupted, Alola, Kalos and Unova are not viable options for me.
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>>11156112
>weird eyes, but that thought is quick compared to the focus on the food
They said stay because they were busy. I don't know how many, I can't count. Mom said there were too many of us anyway. Can I have another of the blue things?
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>>11156162
Aren't Kantonese breeders pretty much all reputable since the cleaning up?
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>>11156182
"...I hate to say it, but it sounds like they left you behind."
>He pulls another berry out of the jar and passes it to the fox
"You need something to drink?"
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>>11156204
True, true.
Still, of the ones that remain, most are too busy to sit down and have a chat, and the ones that aren't are somewhat wary of me given the field in which I work.
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>>11156281
No, no they wouldn't. They said stay because I'm small and they'd be busy, said they'd be back with moo moo milk for me. I'm thirsty but water kinda hurts... I wish I could have gone too, it's cold out here at night
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>>11156301
The Day Care in Route 34, then! It's where I adopted my Marill.
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>rll to die
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>>11156370
Thank you very much.
Just out of curiosity, how is your Marill doing?
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>>11156324
"Water shouldn't hurt a fire type unless they're really young... how old are you?"
>He takes a swig from the canteen, frowning.
"You can't be more than a few months if you're cold at night... Ninetails don't usually leave their young behind... it doesn't add up."
>He shakes his head.
"Something's not right here, which way did they go?"

(Note: this is just Quincy spouting what he knows based on one of his own pokemon and a little bit of what he's seen in the wild, it's likely not entirely accurate.)
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>>11156426
She is a bubbly girl, heh heh. Likes to prank my Houndour.
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>>11156381
same
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>>11156439
I just grew my sixth tail!
>Putting a proud snout in the air and letting out a little flame
Mom says it's a beautiful tail. They said they went towards the sea and it was too dangerous for me to go near water. Said it would eat me.
>the vulpix climbs over the human to get to the berries, they're yummy but not very filling
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>>11156544
meme
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>>11156495
That's good to hear. I like to hear happy Pokemon stories to change pace from my work, if that makes any sense.
I don't have any Pokemon myself, although I do plan on changing that in the near future.
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>>11156552
meme?
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>>11156568
me me
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>>11156548
(How long do you think it would take a Vulpix to grow it's sixth tail?)
"They're wrong about that, water won't eat you, it just won't feel good. Eventually you'll be able to drink it without pain, and take baths, all that stuff, but even now, not taking you along feels wrong."
>He looks down the road, trying to get his bearings.
"To the sea... are we on the road to Olivine?"
>He pinches the bridge of his nose.
"I've gotta get used to this region again... might be a while before I get to go back home..."
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>>11156588
le
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>>11156672
(Maybe like a tail every month? They evolve through stones so growing pretty fast would make sense.)
I know the water won't eat me, I have six tails, I'm practically an adult. Mom said the things in it would. I don't know where we are but we used to live in a warm building near here. It smelled like smoke and we could blow flames everywhere.
>Vulpix sniffs the doublade to make sure it is a pokemon and not a weird human thing...
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>>11156562
Are you thinking of a particular pokemon?
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>>11156771
>The Doublade has a player, but they're not online, so the oversized keys just float there, probably arguing with each other through their spiritual connection
>They show signs of being incredibly well cared for, their metal shiny enough to see your reflection in.
"That makes a lot more sense, but then why bring your siblings... warm building near here that smelled like smoke, that would be... no, can't place it. Arceus, it's been a while, hasn't it?"
>He doesn't seem to direct that last question at you, looking to the sky above.
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>>11156798
I'm still doing my research. I'm hoping to have a Pokemon that can tolerate my work schedule, as I have an office job and thus have to be still and relatively focused for a large portion of the day.
I would consider adopting the Pokemon of a client whose License was revoked, but that could be seen as a breach of professional ethics.
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>>11156824
Well, I'm the youngest. Lettuce, Tomato, and Patty are all bigger and stronger than me. Mom always tells me, "Bun, when you learn how to use the cd move you can come with.". I miss home, do you have more food?
>By this point Bun the Vulpix has a blue snout from the oran berry juice and Quincy should be noticing the fox is a glutton
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>>11156917
Something less organic, maybe?
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>>11156964
weed?
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>>11156978
DO NOT SMONK SYNTHETIC WEED IT WILL STRAIGHT UP KILL YOUR ASS
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