/roommates/ - Roommates: Memoirs of the Hairless Ape Discuss

>>11142100
Does weaver actually post here or is it just anons posting his work?

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>>11142137
He does occasionally.

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>>11142137
Apparently it does happen.

>>11142137
According to the spergtist who plagues our threads and apparently has encyclopedic knowledge of all of Weaver's works such that he can recognize new art on sight within seconds, yes, Weaver posts here.

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>>11142183

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>>11142100
Why can't this simply be a FNAF general?

>>11142137
he's a bit of a celebrity

>>11142197
Because we've already got a FNAF general and you can find it over at /vg/. Feel free to start your own thread.

>>11142184
>spergtist
>not ausperger

>>11142184
You know what we should do? We should use the spergers and train them to find more new art so that we can collect them. A bit like police dogs only with crap coming from their mouth.

>>11142161
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>>11142184
>>11142202
Well, good. If he is here I just want to let him know that I love his art and I hope he keeps it up.

>>11142295
you know its weird to read possitive things said about Weaver. We need more off this.

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>I love chicken

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>>11143098
>I love stuffing chicken

>>11142325
t. Weaver

>>11143313
what?

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Who do YOU wanna waifu?

>>11143581
why pick?

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>>11142137
>they lack the doodling skills to create their own crappy content so they obsess over this faggot

>>11143660
You realize nobody thinks your funny?

>>11143581
Cheeky. It'd be a nice comfortable lewd when it needs to, serious where it needs to relationship.

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>>11143692
Why are you replying to that guy you fucking child.

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>>11143785
because if you don't then he starts a sockpuppet circlejerk with himself

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Who's a G O O D B O Y E?

>>11144034
h e i s

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>>11144034
>Who's a G O O D B O Y E?
These two are!

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>>11144034
huh, never realized how small he is

he's like Bonnibel size

Hey

Remember when weaver said he won't be touching FNAF fandom with a 10-foot pole?

>>11144221
No.
Was that before or after he started drawing FNAF stuff, 'cause that started quite a while ago.

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>>11144221
>member when people cared?
No? Yeah, me neither

>>11143747
This, or maybe Chiclet and Chichi.

Hey look, I'm not dead.
Guess I should write some more of Slip.

>"Foxglove, definitely," you say with some discomfort, remembering a certain incident from your second day at the conplex.
>At Bonworth's questioning eyebrow, you explain, "I was still feeling kind of stressed from all the newness and everything, and decided to take a nap to relax. When I woke up, I, um, wasn't wearing my shirt anymore, and smelled like lotion. Turned out Mangle thought it'd be a nice guesture to give me a massage while I slept - and to be fair, those hands are...kinda magical." You snort a bit, scowling at your own memory-self. "Still, I didn't really handle the whole thing the best way, you can imagine."
>"Oh! Shucks, I can believe that, yes indeed," he agrees, nodding sympathetically. "Not exactly the most comfortable of warm welcomes given the circumstances, I'd suspect."
>You chuckle a little, risking a small sort of smile. "Not exactly, no. Kind of tried to chew poor Mangle's head off over it, and the whole time, everyone - the whole apartment - was just staring like I was bitching about, I dunno, drinking juice out of a glass instead of the carton or something."
>He matches your chuckle, doing his best to look a little more at ease as he settles a bit more on the foot of the bed. "...So, anyone else?"
>You think a little more, than shake your head. "I...can't really think of anyone, and to be honest, I'm pretty sure if anyone else had found out on their own by now, someone would have said something."
>He nods, and the two of you sit there in somewhat awkward silence for a bit again.
>"...So," he finally says, looking off in a direction that isn't at you, "Now what?"

>>11144221
http://tgweaver.tumblr.com/tagged/five-nights-at-freddy%27s/chrono

nope

as it turns out, the world isn't binary and you can be critical of something while still being a fan of it

>After a long day Fred was happy to be home.
>He had bought a day earlier some delicous ham for his sanwich.
>Once inside he sees something particular.
>In the living room he sees Cheeky, Chichi, Chiclet, Goose and Mike.
>Normally this was not that particular but it was the posistion they were in.
>Mike was laying on the floor on his stomach, wheezing loudly, tears running over his face, wearing no shirt or socks and with his limbs held down.
>Cheeky and Chiclet were sitting on Mike his upper legs and holding the lower legs in such a way that they could tickle the bottom off the feet.
>Goose and Chichi were holding Mikes arms and their wings were still near his arm pits.
>No one made a sound when Fred came in, beside Mike who was still gasping for air.
>Fred simply walked to the kitchen as multiple sets off eyes followed his every move.
>Once done Fred took his sandwich and walked towards his office.
>Before Fred would be out off sight he scraped his throat.
>"You can continue." Was all Fred stated as he continued.
>The loud laughing off Mike begging for mercy brought a smile to his face.
>That should teach him for using racial slurs and most importantly teach Mike to not anger chickers when you're 'ticklish'.

>>11144396
welcome back, we missed you.

>>11144465
chickers ....
I fucked up

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>>11144465
>>He had bought a day earlier some delicous ham for his sanwich.

yeah?

>>11144492
No it's perfect.
>Don't use racial slurs
>Or else you'll piss off the chickers
It's like someone saying "Don't fucking curse, god damn it!". I say keep it.

>>11144681
I didn't think off that. You just made it MUCH better for me.

>>11144090
I'd love a fic where Mike discovers Beanie's old humiefiction and reads it for lols at first but the realises all of her humie characters resemble him in some way and accidentally gets invested

>>11144960

what about a fic where mike tries to work out his demons with his old life by writing it down in a journal as a way to work out how much has really changed, and Beanie comes across mike's 'Humiefiction'

>>11144960
>>11145040

What about a fic where these two plots happen concurrently?

>>11145040
>Beanie reads it
>Thinks it's about his experiences at JH and the nightmare after
>Beanie indirectly gets to talk to mike about mike's past, without mike having to tell or reveal anything
I could see this. Could be pretty heartwarming, too.

>>11145066
This could be cute.

>>11145040
I really wish they'd explored the angle of Faz knowing about Mike a bit.

I've got this visiom of a mini where Faz, realising one of the girls is gonna finally win the Mikebowl, having to give him an incredibly awkward "the birds and the buns" conversation

>>11144396
Huzzah, he lives!

Welcome back.

>>11145398
>Explaining (again) the nature of rabbits to mike, with mike chiming in.
>Mentioning oviposition and the avian habits. Also making sure MIke really doesn't have any issues against birds.
>He's got diagrams, oh god why does he have diagrams?

>>11146103
>Mike explains it's just an expression from his world
>gives other examples
>things get really awkward at "does a bear shit in the woods?"

>>11145487
Nice.

>>11146549
>Going down the rabbit hole
>Faz thought Mike was making a dirty joke

>>11142100
Go update Boxdog Weaver

>>11147394
P-premeditated sin..?

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ok, let's not be a retard and actually attach the file this time

FOX BAHGINA

>>11147418
The drawing would be hotter if there wouldn't be the picture of Rabbit Hitler right above of Mango.

>>11147418
Schrodinger's pussy, basically. I believe in it, others don't. Holy wars are waged over Mangle's Mysterious Maidenhood, where both sides battle fiercely.

I want to believe. I want to live in a world with foxcunt.

>>11147418
>Bonworth jerking off sans prosthetics
>Using Bon-speak
>Foxglove creeping

Has enough pros going for it I can ignore any possible cons.

i never noticed the rabbit hitler. lold

>>11147448
Rabbitler is the third best thing about the picture.

>>11147449
I'm fine living in a world where Mangle only pulls her netherthings just low enough for backdoor access, insisting that a lady saves the rest for a wedding night surprise.
What that surprise entails is entirely up to your preference.

>>11147449
this

>>11147510
>anal
>when lips like those exist
Please.

>>11147510
This is good, too. The gloryhole idea is also good, and I'll have to find a way to write something better than greentext so that I can expand on it.

>>11147519
Yeah, I'll give you that.
But hey, why not burn the candle at both ends?

>>11147448
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>>11147477
>not knowing of Adolf Bonler
SIEG HARE!

>>11147448
It's a joke from Roommate's run in /vg/ where people thought Bonworth was racist against primates because of how he was acting when Mike first moved in.

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>>11147558
No i know, but rabbitler rolls off the tongue better.

>>11147580
Just like Bonsworth, except not.

>>11147587
To be fair Bosworth is an actual name, so I kind of get that misspelling.

>>11147580
Bonworth was much better as the secret asshole. It was more true to the animatronic version and it made for a much more interesting character and dynamic. Then Poke neutered him by turning the whole thing into a wacky sitcom misunderstanding and making Bonworth into a generic "bro but with a personality quirk".

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In a one-on-one fight with Bonworth "The Monkey Maimer" Rabbinson, how fucked are you?

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>Bonworth is the best rabbit

>>11143581
Beanie. I want to [meme]make her happy.[/meme]

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>>11147616
>It was more true to the animatronic version

I'm not entirely sure about that.
I mean, I can see what you mean with the comic where he tries helping Beanpole trick Mike into a springlock suit, or the one where he made that tactless comment to AltFreddy about "who died", but then there's also the one where he cheers up the kid with the dead mom and the one where he tries to stop mangle from sexually harassing Michelle.
I'd maybe say he's middleground; it's tough to say since one could still argue that maybe his nicer moments was his daytime programming taking over.

>>11147616
having anyone in the apartments be an asshole whole completely ruin the entire point of the story

this isn't pack street

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>>11142100
Relevant image

Finally done with a HaddockxMike smut fic. Not entirely proud of it, but at least I scratched that itch and so can focus on other ideas.

https://pastebin.com/v49NdPc4

Also, I switched my other two fics over to a new account which you can find here:
https://pastebin.com/CA7dSKgy (Raincheck)
https://pastebin.com/29NMUMX6 (Midshipman's Duty)

Hopefully that isn't too much of a pain for that anon who was putting together a pastebin with links to all the other bits of writing that have been posted in here.

>>11148053
>HaddockxMike
why would you do such a thing

>>11148053
My brain says no but my curiousity says FUCK YES

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>>11148053
There's a limit

>>11148003
>this isn't pack street

Yeah, it'd be hard to imagine someone like Marty or Avo fitting in among the Roommates crowd.
Ozzy, however...

>>11144396
>"What do you mean?" you ask back, raising an eyebrow at him cautiously.
>He looks up, then back down, his hands waving a little in front of him like he's trying to physically gather his thoughts together. "Well, the thing is, Mike - hare's already outta the hat, if you get my meaning." He shrugs, dropping his hands back into his lap. "Whatcha want to do about it from here?"
>You bite down, hard, on the angry response that wants to claw its way up your throat - no, it's, it's a fair question, and you...you need an answer to it. And you're pretty certain 'pretending it never happened' isn't gonna fly.
>With effort, you try to keep your voice mostly level as you ask, "What do -you- think I should do?" The way he flinches tells you a lot about how well you did.
>"W-well...Whillikers, Mike, it ain't my place to say, I know that. But..." He pauses, taking a deep breath, then turns to look at you, his expression unreadable.
>"Maybe it's not that bad?"
>Or maybe you just don't want to read it.
>His awkward, not-quite-a-grin seems to freeze as you process what he said. You're not entirely sure what he's seeing on your face in return, but the way his eyes go wide and his ears drop - it's not exactly hard to guess.
>Right. Deep breaths. Be calm, be rational. Be cool.
>"Not that...Fuck's sake, Bonworth, what the hell is that supposed to mean?!"
>Okay, so 'be cool' is maybe officially not an option.

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>>11147631
I still don't get what meant by that. Do all species in the Roomates World have a tendency to take up certain occupations that fit them? All the bears except Frenchy were managers

>>11148053
I liked it and it was handled about as well as can be done given it was Haddock.It was almost sweet even. Chomped brain or not the body still has urges and you made the scenario work without being 100% immoral. The consent and Mike set to run is appreciated.
The thought does linger if Faz or Cheeky have been done the same for Haddock and how that story would play out.

>>11148154

>"Ah - n-now hold up there just a shake, Mike," the rabbit says quickly, one hand raised palm-out between you and him while the other keeps him from overbalancing backwards. "Just, just hear me out, can you do that for me? All I'm saying is - well okay, sure, you got your reasons to keep things to yourself - whillikers, it ain't like any of us're chompin' at the bit to share all our secrets and all, but--"
>But what, Bonworth? Just what the fuck are you trying to suggest, huh?" You're up on your knees now, kneeling on the bed, holding the sheet wrapped around you with your good arm while trying to ignore the screaming coming from your other shoulder. "You think I should, should - what? Just, just get everyone together, have a big party, and oh by the way, everyone, I've been -lying- to you all since I got here? Is that what--"
>"MIKE."
>His shout is sharp enough to shock you out of your ranting, and with a start, you realize just how loud you were yelling.
>Like ice water pouring down your back, the look in his eyes - equal parts fear and firmness - saps the strength from your legs, dropping you back to the mattress.
>You feel your mouth open and close a few times, but no words fill it for you. "I, I..." you stammer, hugging the bedsheet tightly over your chest.
>He says nothing. Not at first. And you can't help hearing every word of it.
>By the time he's managed to calm himself down from the edge of the bed, you notice that you've been shaking. How long, you have no idea, and really, it doesn't matter.
>He moves slowly, carefully, like anyone should with a scared and wounded animal. You almost don't feel his hands, his arms, until they're wrapped around you - carefully, even now he's watching out for your shoulder.
>Some small part of your mind notes, with no little amusement, his awkward attempts at keeping his hands 'gentlemanly'. The rest of you is a little too preoccupied by the conflicting feel of his vest and his shoulder against your face.

>>11148383
awww thats sweet

>>11148383
>inb4 it ends with Bonworth showing Michelle just what it is that rabbits do best

>>11148422
This whole scene is something of an emotional roller-coaster for both of them.
Figured they needed a bit of a breath. And Bonworth always struck me as a comforting sort.

>>11148448
Well...not this go-around. I've no plans for that this quick after the whole revelation.

That's not to say the idea is completely off the table, mind...just not this soon in the story.

>>11148383
>Bonworth then suplexes mike into the bed
>The crowd goes wild!
>The Rabid Rabbit has won the belt!

>>11148452
indeed, probably why I like the guy so much.

>>11148053
I was horrified at first, but that was pretty cute. GJ.

>>11148476
thats fine. I enjoy extra meat on my fics, since they usually are short.

>>11148480
>But no! What's that?!
>Humongous Human tapped out at the last second, his tag-team partner already --
>It's a body-slam!
>The Sewn Sea-bear just full body-slammed the Rabid Rabbit!
>I don't think he can get back up from that!
>The belt stays with the bare-skinned duo.

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>>11148053

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>>11148510
It was really cute, for what it was...

>>11148053
>Line 39: gently ask, really to drop the line of questioning
"ready" to drop.

>Line 71: you'll certainly have finish what you started.
"certainly have TO finish"

>Line 91: he innocently responds the look on his .
Missing word(s)?

>Line 91: clued in a very tactial way.
"tactile", unless he was wearing camo boxers.

>Line 95: and for the fox to look descent before anyone walks in.
"decent" descent means going downwards.

>Line 107: "I'll always be hear to give you a hand if you need it."
"I'll always be HERE to..."


All in all, this was much cuter than I expected when I dove into it.
I had already prepared a few tabs of mind bleach but it seems I won't be needing them.

I like your style and would love to read more of your stories.

>>11148065
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>>11148680
I did say I wasn't proud of it

>>11148381
>>11148510
Glad to see it came across as sweet to some people, which is what I was shooting, for instead of "No Mike, do not put your dick in our precious Haddock!"

>>11148960
Thanks for catching those errors, I'll fix them up right away.

>>11148383

>He whispers something while petting the back of your head, comforting nothings and quiet shushes that somehow just manage to make you shake more. He doesn't seem to notice the wetness on his vest.
>"It's all right, you're all right," you hear him murmur. "You're safe, sweetie, you're safe..."
>A choking laugh cuts through your throat, and you shake your head, face still pressed against his shoulder. "Don't f-fucking call me that," you hiccup, trying and failing to sound intimidating.
>He chuckles, nodding his agreement to your terms. "Sure, sure, won't do it again, little lady. Eep!" He says sharply, as your fingers jab - playfully - into his ribs, making him jump a little.
>Deciding by unspoken consensus that the moment - or whatever that is right now - is officially over, you both draw back from each other again; in your particular case, gravity takes over, pulling you back onto the bed with an exhausted flop.
>"So, er," he says after a moment, looking over towards one wall, "I suppose I just--"
>"Bonworth, can you please just--" you start to inturrupt, only for him to cut you off in turn.
>"No, hold just a moment, Mike, lemme say my -- erp!" He suddenly comes short, his expression going from mild frustration as he turns to look at you, to a wide-eyed surprise, that quickly bleeds into blushing embarassment as he quickly whips his head back around.
>"What the - The fuck?" You say, trying to decide if you should be offended at his antics.
>Still keeping his head firmly pointed to the corner, the rabbit awkwardly points in your general direction. "You, er, you're kinda - the sheet," he stammers out.
>You blink, confused, then look down - oh. Right. Beet-red yourself, you quickly adjust the sheets to properly cover your chest again, coughing awkwardly. "Y-yeah, I'm good now."

>>11149104
>It takes him a moment to cautiously peek around his own shoulder; seeing you comfortably covered again, he slowly turns back to face you again, clearly still a little embarassed. "Ah, hem, right...w-well, as I was gonna say..." He takes a deep breath, letting it out slowly.
>"It ain't my place to be telling you any which way to go, Mike," he says, his voice measured and calm. "It's your life, ain't no two ways about that, and you've had a whole heap a' troubles in it. If anyone's gonna be a proper judge of what you should or shouldn't be doing, it'll probably be you."
>You lie there quietly, giving him a chance to speak his mind. After another breath, he continues, already bracing himself as he does so. "That said...Like it or not, Mike, you're pretty much a part of our little family here - I'm not gonna tell you that you have to, or need to, but just..."
>He hisses an inhale through his teeth, looking away again and rubbing the back of his head. "Just think about it, okay? You're a good person, and..."
>He trails off, and you don't feel like picking up the thread. After a hundred heartbeats, he slowly raises himself from the bed, making his way over to the door.
>He pauses on his way out, then turns his head back to look at you, his expression unreadable, but...kind.
>"You're a good person, Mike," he repeats, "And I'd like to think you've come to feel the same about at least a few of us. You've got your edges, same as the rest of us, but...I think I'm happy to know you."
>He turns away, facing the hall, and adds softly, "...I think I'd be happy to know Michelle, too."
>The door clicks softly as it closes behind him.

[END PART ONE.]

>>11149039
>"No Mike, do not put your dick in our precious Haddock!"

it's less that and more of "please don't pork the mentally handicapped, total party foul, bro"

I think I might be a little gay for Bonworth...

>>11149154
Ain't nothing wrong with havin' a husbando anon

He is best bun after all

>>11149122
Double A+ my man.
Lovely work, I hope you feel up for a sequel some day.

>>11149104
>>11149122
loving it. Can't wait for part 2

>>11149122
So.
Pastebin is now updated, holding this whole lengthy thing. Link can be found in the OP.
Would not mind feedback, critique, et al, if someone happens to notice something I fucked up on.
That said, enjoy this first part, and we'll see where it goes from here.

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>>11149154
good... good...

let the thirst flow through you

>>11148192
But of course! Thinking about if you should is for PHILOSOPHY! Not for SCIENCE!

>>11149276
Bruh I'm already thirsting for a dumb fox in vixen's clothing, I don't think I can manage this much thirst at once.

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>>11149154

>>11149471
He's just such a good guy I want to hold him and shittalk with old timey japes.

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For whatever reason, I've been experiencing the impulse to draw this for the past week.

So I did.

>>11149727
Good, good. Now make it into a sailor moon-esque transformation animation.

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>>11149727
thems some good beans

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>>11149253
The only thing I noticed is how wonderful it is, thank you so much for sharing! Can't wait for part 2

>>11149727
God you've got me thinking of what the rest of them would have as stands now

Mike Schmidt's would be [Men without hats]?

>>11150340
>Mike Schmidt's would be [Men without hats]?

[Like a Virgin]

>>11150340
Let's see...

Chiclet - [Flaming Lips]
Bonnibel - [Purple Pills]
Goose - [Blind Melon]
Haddock - [Where is my Mind] or [Barrett's Privateers]
April - [Fire and Rain]
Bonbon - [Human League]
Cheeky - [Big Bottom]
Foxglove - [Dude Looks Like a Lady]
Marion - [Meat Puppets]

>>11150777
Some more...

Faz - [Pinch Me]
Mr. Fazbear - [Takin’ Care Of Business]
Chichi - [Cake] (yeah, kinda a gimme...)
Rackham - [Hooked On You]

>>11150340
Mike, the man all about keeping his friends safe and you don't go for [Safety Dance]?

For shame

>>11150902
Low-hanging fruit.

>>11150902
who do you think sings safety dance anon? It's called subtlety

>>11150911
I got some low-hanging fruit for you.
*unzips*

>>11150919
You aren't Bonworth. Put those away.

>>11150919
Fuck off Reluctant.

HOLY SHIT THERE'S A THREAD FOR THIS NOW!?
LIFE IS GOOD.

>>11151153
>NOW
/Roommates general/ is old news, dude. We stopped counting after the 200th thread

>>11143581
>Foxglove
>"Who knows?"

Yes. Y e s.

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so I drew a bean

how do you like it

>>11151178
Oh shit. Seriously? Don't mind me, I'm a noob.

I might not be particularly good, but I'll take some requests.

I won't be able to upload them until tomorrow though.

>>11151240
UGH
More starch!

>>11151178
This guy.

>>11151245
He's fucking with you. This is only got started a few days ago.

>>11151275
April getting new breasts implants, but she ends up with shitting dicknipples instead.

>>11151384
Oh, OK. Thanks for the clarification.

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>>11151275
personality/injury swap for haddock and faz

>>11151275
Something not horrible happening to haddock

>>11151576
>>11151577
I'll take these two.

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>>11149727
>>11150777
>>11150867
Saw the JoJo/Roommates memes and had the urge to do some photo-shopping.

>>11151598
No fair, I was first! I want my money back!

>>11150777
>>11150867
>>11150902
>>11151599
>Mike's Bizzare Adventure

>>11151576
>Wide Load
>Cheeky's last name is Weidlöd

Is Bonworth showing he's been claimed?

>>11151712
Am I the only person who died of laughter upon finding out everyone's full name?
Like "Cheeky Weidlöd" and "Chiclet Pardee Birb"

>>11151802
What is everyone's full name?

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>>11151712
Trashworth has too much love to give for just one girl.

>>11151843
OK to be fair I may have misuesed the word "everyone" there. There's Beanie and Bonworth's lastname, but aside from that and the previously mentioned I think we only have the first names.

>>11151843
not everyone was given a full name

Poke has said that Haddock's first name is "Redd"

>Read the ending of Roommates
>On the one hand, it's not Cuck
>On the other hand, Mike doesn't actually get with anyone
It doesn't confirm any of the ships, but at the same time it also leaves possibilities open, so I'm dissapointed yet also sorta releived. Still, it was the best way to end the fic, to be honest.

>>11152095
>Mike doesn't actually get with anyone
What do you mean? It's implied that he gets with everyone, like, every female character has the hots for him. It practically confirmed the harem ending. You need to read between the lines.

>>11152095
>Mike doesn't actually get with anyone
jesus, he hasn't even gotten HIMSELF in the whole run, i'm surprised he doesn't cream his jorts when a ladies underwear commercial is on the tv

>Reading https://pastebin.com/qFw4zhGp
>"Think of me in your best nightmares"
>Your Best Nightmare
I'm having Undertale Flashbacks.

>>11152554
>not ranking your nightmares from best to worst
how plebian can one be?

What if we had a fic where Mike has another one of those Hallucination/Flashbacks where he thinks everyone's an Animatronic, wakes up Bonnibel, feels threatened, and tackles her, strangling her to death, only to snap out of it moments later, and with her dead?

>>11152705
>Strangling her to death
>With her dead
Whoops, made an error

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>>11152705

>>11152705
What if you weren't such an edgelord and actually made your parents proud?

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>>11152705
Why would Mike try to strangle an Animatronic
Especially when he knows a much easier way to stun one

>>11152705
>Look guys, I have such a poor imagination, I can only evoke reactions from others by killing off established and beloved characters.
Let's play a game, it's called "Spot the 12 year old."

>>11152726
>>11152803
Ey man, I'm just trying to get people to post something. Mission accomplished.

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>>11152705
dats stupid. if anything he might [pun]bean[/pun] her with something heavy and cause heavy damage

>>11152829
How about you do it in a way that isn't tasteless next time? Or is that beyond your ability?

>>11152848
Seriously man chill out. My mouth's starting to taste like salt from reading your posts.

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>>11152848
>Getting this triggered
whoa there, Xir.

>>11152875
That gif is fucking grim, man.

>>11152918
but it's a good argument against 'fit at any size'

>>11152874
>>11152875
>He doesn't like killing cute girls
You people disgust me, I hope you die from a nasty rectal infection.

>>11152951
Its not a good argument for anything. It's just depressing.

>>11152554
>https://pastebin.com/qFw4zhGp
This is by the hatefuck anon, isn't it? I thought he deleted his shit after posting

>>11152953
Jesus, not even /ztg/ is this toxic about over-the-top edginess.
Why don't you crawl back in the hole you came out of and die in it?

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Any good bonbon shipfics? Not necessarily looking for smut, something comfy would be nice.

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>>11153098
Why don't you crawl back to tumblr, faggot?

Okay how about if a new horror game series came out called Wight Week at Wendy's and Mike and Beanie see it while shopping and laugh it off but catch each other trying to buy it in secret later on like some kind of guilty pleasure?

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>>11153129
>triggered tumblrina tells people to go back to tumblr

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Back on topic please.

Who do you think gives the best head? I'd say Cheeky, but Foxglove might be the, uh, 'queen.'

>>11153174
Rackham

>>11153174
Definitely foxglove. Have you seen that snout?

>>11153174
bonbons face is meant for my strange humanoid donger

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hey guys I found this on the booru please gib (You)s

>>11153098
Hey man, I'm just trying to get people to post something. Mission accomplished.

>>11153094
He deleted the post with the pastebin, that probably counts.

>>11153111
https://pastebin.com/freGsJHf Bonbon, Beanie, and Mike in an alternative take on the first night at Humiecon.

>>11153416
bOI now you're just copy pasting me, and I'm not even a part of this argument anymore.
>>11153428
You guys sure he wrote this? It seems like actual writing.

>>11153480
Obviously I can't be 100% certain since this is 4chan, but the subject matter and deletion of the post certainly puts it in his wheelhouse.

>>11153613
>Subject Matter
What's it have to do with the hateanon?

>>11153647
Are we talking about the same person here? Because I'm talking about the guy who wants to hatefuck Foxglove.

>>11153751
Did I like copy paste the wrong fic?

>>11153751
>>11153800
Nope, it's the right one.
I might just be missing something, but I don't see any sort of hate going on. It seems to be just the whole 'Prey' kink, like the one they use alot on /ZTG/

>>11154105
Yup.
I'm not sure how common it is, but it's definitely a thing. You're more likely to hear about it on /ZTG/ rather than here though.

>>11154226
Its your standard dom/sub dynamic with focus on predator and prey.

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>>11142161
My headcanon voice for Jeremy Human is Hand Banana.

The slight pre-recorded sound of it, the aura of menace-it works perfectly.

(it took me 15m to do that edit but boy howdy did it feel like much longer; I really need to nut up and get SAI 2)

>>11154557
Mother of god

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>>11148053
...ngl, kinda wanted Mike to buttfuck him.

There's little quite so freeing as getting naked and writing smut

>>11154337
Sounds kind of [>spoiler]fun[>/spoiler]
>>11154729
Agreed. Especially when it's hot as fuck and you've got three computers running in small room.

>>11154575
I KNOW RIGHT

Just imagine Jeremy pointing at Beanie and going "Tonight. You."

I'm not sure where "Sounds like somebody wants to get RAPED again" fits in, but c'mon.

And "I AM an industrial accident" in Hand Banana's voice...god damn.

>>11154761
>tfw I have to rotate bags of ice on my only laptop capable of running windows because it runs so hot that it shuts off within minutes

>>11154890
God I know that feeling. Winter can't come soon enough. I can just crack the window a bit and never have to worry.

ALRIGHT FOLKS, CHOICE TIME

OPTION A: MIKE BUTTFUCKS HADDOCK

OPTION B: PEANUT ASKS MIKE TO TAKE HIS VIRGINITY (AND MIKE AGREES NATCH)

OPTION A WILL INCLUDE CABIN BOY COSPLAY

OPTION B WILL INVOLVE LOTS OF BLUSHING, MOANING, ANAL TRAINING, AND OTHER VIRGIN-RELATED SEXINESS

WHICH'LL IT BE, /roommates/

>>11154910
Option A

>>11154890
How old is your laptop, my dude?

If it's older than 5 years, you should probably dust and replace the thermal paste, if you feel up to it.

Alternately, ask a trusted friend to do it.

Push buttan, receive improved performance and temps.

>>11154890
>>11154904
I tried to eat a popsicle today and it literally fucking liquified before I could finish more than half of it. That shit evaporated.

>>11154910
A

>>11154910
these are the only options?

>>11154910
Option A but only because it sounds cute

>>11154938
YEP

I'VE BEEN KINDA BRAINSTORMING NISHA BEING RAPED BY A COUPLE OF COPS/PRISON GUARDS BUT IT WON'T REALLY SOLIDIFY (RAPE ISN'T ESPECIALLY MY THING) BUT ON THE OTHER HAND BOTH OF THOSE I PROVIDED ARE EXTREMELY MY JAM

>>11154910
>>11154954
S-stop yelling

>>11154910
A, I'd like to see resolution to this story!

>>11154968
OK I GUESS

Option A it is, but Option B is still kinda on the table for later. Writin' now!

>>11154910
Peanut has fuckall and we just got a haddock fic.
Do peanut.

>>11154980
B could still be fun! But I'd say it's better as a sequel or it's own separate story. Don't start halfway with Haddock then change gears on us!

>>11154922
It's a 2009 Macbook that I use Bootcamp to run Windows on. Plus it was in my garage for months before I fished it out and I can't get inside of it to clear out all the dust. There's a lot of reason why it runs hot.

>>11155086
You poor bastard.

There's tutorials for dismantling iProducts if you know where to look, but...yyyyeah.

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>>11144034
I read that as "goodbye"

>>11154980
>>11154954
>>11154945
>>11154928
>>11154921
Okay, that didn't work.

Your boner has NOT gone away after you helped out Haddock this morning. Worse, you've had to avail yourself more than once today. Blessedly, Faz took an early nap, and the others have been keeping mostly to themselves...which is helpful, considering every time you remember his round ass grinding into your cock you've had to crank one out. Night comes, and you're wide awake, hard AGAIN, when the door shifts slightly.

The closet door.

Haddock slides it open, then closed behind him. His outfit is...different. Baggy canvas shorts, a long button-up shirt, and a cloth sailor's cap. In the shorts is a...noticeable, bulge.

You gulp, cheeks burning.

"Fairrrr evenin', midshipman. I saw ye weren't allowed to shore leave with the rest of the crew, an' I was wondering if the cabin boy might help you relieve yourself. To pay me passage, ye understand." He's shivering eagerly, expression half bedroom eyes and half nervous grin.

It takes you a moment to catch your breath, then curse yourself. Okay. Yeah. You're gonna commit to this.

"Can do, cabin boy. You gonna help me out like I helped you?"

Haddock shakes his head, sharply, and his grin deepens. "Nay, sir. Nay. T'isn't right, you outrankin' me and all. I was thinkin' you could roger me." His tail jerks up. "Only right, only right, cabin boy bein' there to relieve the men. Bad luck, baaad luck, a woman aboard ship. That's what I'm here for, sir."

Well. Considering the reaction your boner had to that, you're going to the special hell.
You shrug. Satan guide your cock.

"Well then, Sailor. Since I'm about to make a man of you-" Haddock gulps eagerly, and all but scampers to your side, before bending over the bed, squirming eagerly, before you can even continue your sentence. This close, he radiates heat, and hands you a little plastic tub.
"A little grease, midshipman. That's all I ask." He shivers again, grinding against the mattress.

>>11155222
You take a sharp breath, and nod. "As much grease as you need, sailor." You tug down the shorts-his tail jerks up, lying back across his back evenly-and notice a pushed-in tailhole, the sign of someone who not only had a lot of sex, but did it safely. It strikes you-Haddock wasn't always this way, and he clearly enjoyed sex before it happened-there's not a hemorrhoid, scar, or any other blemish, just white fur and a wide pink expanse of tightly puckered skin that squeezes tightly as you watch, punctuated with a whine. How pent up must he be, after years of handjobs and nothing else?
"Quick, Midshipman. Before I change me mind." His cock, rock hard and already knotted, belies any such claims, drooling pre onto the carpet.

Haddock arches and whines when you slide a finger into his rump, then stiffens and stuffs a bit of blanket into his mouth. His ears drop to either side, a long breath hissing into the comforter as your finger slides into him to the hilt. He bucks back into your hand as you rub lube into him, whining in frustration as you gather another fingerful and grinding against you as you ready him. Too much lube is barely enough, you remind yourself, even as your cock reminds you petulantly you haven't touched it lately. A second finger joins the first, and Haddock pushes back into that even harder, huffing. The drool from his cock has become an audible drip-drip-drip onto the floor in the midnight silence, and as you add a third finger he whines forth-"Pleeeeease, Midshipman. I've been such a good boy. Please roger me in me tight little bum."

>>11155307
If it were someone else, with a straight line like that, you'd probably wait. With Haddock ready and eager, presenting needily for your cock, you can't get your pants off quickly enough. Hastily undoing the top button, yanking your pants open, you push them down to your knees and settle between Haddock's legs, shivering roughly at the sound of his breathing speeding up.

You press your cock to his tailhole, and he groans-you push through, and he abruptly slams down on you to the hilt with an eager whine, tail twitching sharply. You hesitantly move your hips, and he pushes back, then slams down on you to the hilt and stiffens, pucker squeezing sharply around your cock, the drip-drip-drip turning to an even splat, splat, splat as he cums violently.

Near on a decade being pent-up will do that, you suppose.

Haddock's head turns, and he grins weakly back at you. "You've got an amaaaazing cock, sir. Please keep at me with it."

You oblige.

>>11155385
Haddock just rolls his hips into your thrusts, and as you belatedly reach for his cock you find it firm and getting harder, knot still stiff, and stiffening sharply in your hands. His tail rises and rubs against your chest through your shirt, and you wrap one hand around his belly as you stroke his cock with the other. He rises into that, rubbing his bony shoulders against your chest, bottlebrush tail wiggling eagerly between you. His breath has slowed, but now it's in time with your thrusts, the occasional muttered "-fathoms-" or "stay, course, stay" providing encouragement. His cock's fully hard in your hand again, and as your cock punches his prostate he jerks and grunts, before turning half to look at you and whispering "Full speed ahead, sir."

With stated permission, having found your footing, you pound sharply into his ass. Your cock, rock-hard and throbbing, surges in anticipation, and on a sudden hunch you grab his knot and SQUEEZE. You're rewarded with a sudden "Ooooooohhh!" and an orgasm that splatters across the bedframe and the mattress, a tight squeeze setting off your orgasm in turn so the two of you fire at the same time, a sharp one-two-one-two as each spurt of cum bathing his prostate sets him off again.

>>11155507

Panting, Haddock collapses forward, then tugs sharply off your cock with a brief, sharp whine of disappointment. That's belied as he sits up and lies back on the bed, shorts hanging off one ankle, tailhole dripping your cum, half-hard cock dripping a little puddle of cum down his faint abs and leaving little pearls in his fur.

"Please tell me you've got a third broadside in ye, midshipman." Impossibly, his cock rises again, and you can feel your own rising to match.
You've never had the best luck with second winds, but it seems that a mentally disabled fox dressed as an archaic sexual rumor who you've made cum three times today, begging for a fourth while dripping your cum will do the trick. If you weren't so horny, you'd be feeling pretty damn guilty...but boner goggles have shut off your higher brain functions, and frankly at this point you want more.

Haddock squeals in joy as you push back into him, tailhole practically sucking you back in, legs folding around your hips. You fold both hands around his cock-one rubbing his shaft, the other cupping his knot-and the fox whines eagerly, hips bucking. This time, you grind gently into his ass, cock repeatedly rubbing his prostate, and he tightens his legs around you, biting his lip. He hooks your pillows and tugs them over to put under his head, eyes flicking back and forth between his cock and your eyes, eyes rolling up and then sliding shut as he tries to milk you before you can milk him.

The equilibrium doesn't last long before he cracks an eye back open and smirks, poking his tongue between his teeth, ass squeezing down on you as he rubs his ass into your hips. You pump his cock faster, rubbing and squeezing his knot in reply, and he speeds up-until the both of you are fucking sharply, faster and faster, til orgasm overcomes you-not the intense release of a day-or years-but still powerful, splattering as far up as his shirt collar as he pants and jerks, cross-eyed and happy.

>>11155740
I'll write an epilogue later-my balls are complaining.

Bam, immoral smut like you cum to 4chan for. How you like, /roommates/?

>>11155763
You know honestly I'm not that big of a fan of Haddock being lewded in general, but at the same time you're writing is good so I respect this.

Anywho, I feel like you overused the words "tight/tightly" and "cock" but other than that, not bad.

>>11154653
[nospoilers]I kinda wanted to write that, but decided to hold back with Haddock. Rackham and Mangle are open season when it comes to receiving the Human D in butt though[/ontrashlol]

>>11155222
>>11155307
>>11155385
>>11155507
>>11155740
>Someone goes ahead and writes it anyway
Well okay then

>>11156069
THIS IS 4CHAN MOTHERFUCKER

/trash/ IS THE TRUE 4CHAN, DISTILLED AND CONDENSED

YOU NO LONGER NEED THE OTHER BOARDS. /trash/ IS MOTHER. /trash/ IS FATHER. SINK DEEP AND NEVER LEAVE. /trash/ IS WHY YOU CAME TO 4CHAN, AND IN ITS PAGES MAY BE FOUND THE PUREST ESSENCE OF OUR DECAYED EMPIRE

HERE, IT IS OLD /b/ ALL DAY, EVERY DAY. I SAW GOATSE EARLIER. I MAKE IMAGE MACROS. I WRITE IMMORAL PORN.

NOTHING IS TRUE. EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED.

>>11155763
>How you like, /roommates/?
You're not a bad writer (on the contrary, this is good by fanfiction standards) but literally nothing about the pairing or premise appeals to me at all, sorry.

You know I'm reading the older /roommates/ threads and I'm relieved as shit that these ones are actually about the fucking fic rather than just "herp derp fuck Weaver"
"herp derp fuck you"
"Omfg stop feeding the trolls"
Rinse, Repeat like the old ones.

I wanna fug Cheeky

So like, does Weaver not ever jerk off or something? Both Roommates and Pack Street make point of having the main character constantly being pent up.
Could this be the secret to his lewd powers?

>>11156319
Could fuckin' be. Who knows??

>>11156319
Weaver loves the tease. It's basically how he communicates with the outside world: blueballs.

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So I was at the rennascaince (however the fuck you spell it) fair and apparently Strumpet is a real insult.

>>11156420
>this is the intelligence of the average Roommates reader

>>11156466
Oh boy, here we go again.
Calm your tits dude, I'm one person and it's one word.

>>11156420
It's like an old word for the town bicycle. A tart. A free ticket roller coaster. A demimondaine. A puzzel. A trollop, tramp, trull, or floozie. Somebody eaaasy, like a first grader's math test. A waistcoateer. A skanky ass slutface cumbucket whore slag cumslut that hatefuck Anon can't stop jerking it to no matter how much he denies it.

>>11156543
That's quite the description Anon.

>>11156543
I mean the dude's a pain in the ass, but I gotta say he has good taste in waifus.

>>11156420
>>11156543
It's like an old word for Mango.

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Requesting pic of Chiclet fingering Bonnibel like in pic

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>>11156754
SECONDING.
SECONDING HARD.

>>11156069
Sooooo

How'd I doooo

:3

>>11156930
god bless you anon

>>11156930
A very up day

>>11156930
>With her ears tied up, tuft of head-fur jutting out, and overall head-shape made apparent, Mike realized how much Bonnibel looked like a blend of Bonbon and Bonworth.
>The boner was most conflicting.

Need a fic of Beanie having dreams from yandere robo-beanie's perspective. Fraying sanity and destroyed psyche are a bonus.

>>11157063
What we really need is a fic of Beanie having dreams from yandere robo-beanie's perspective, but robo-beanie's doing the dirty with Security Schmidt 24/7, and Beanie's thoughts keep straying to Mike and are getting increasingly lewder and lewder.

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>>11157137

>The tenants of the various flats find out it's Mike's birthday soon
>a big party is thrown with all the girls and guys invited
>it turns out every single girl came up with the idea to give Mike a birthday blowjob/handjob/fuck and so increasingly contrived reasons are invented by the girls to get him alone to give him his presents
>Mike ends up being bounced from girl to girl like a fucktoy
>ends up falling asleep mid way through his party due to sheer exhaustion
>this is when the girls gather around him and reveal they knew everyone elses plan all along and they're suprised he held out this long
>Mike wakes up the next day with the girls he hadn't got a present from yet in his bed with him
>"well by my clock it's still your birthday *somewhere* Mike...."

>>11157274
>by the time the fourth or fifth girl is dragging him away for something, all he can do is cast a remourseful eye towards his birthday cake that there's less and less of each time he finishes with the girls and that he's not even had a piece of yet

>>11156930
<3

>>11157274
>>11157366
Is this the story behind >>11143581?

>>11156754
Ay that was pretty good. Source?

>>11157577
It completely should be

>Now I want more cute HaddockXMike

>>11152951
What that she slipped and landed right on her tailbone?
Atleast the obese have padding.

>>11158962
S a m e

>>11158964
Yeah but the extra weight means they hit things harder.

>>11159012
Very true.
I wonder if anyone has ever done a study on the effects of obesity on impact damage.

>>11158962
But Haddock is pure and not for lewd

>>11159086
Honestly I'd be alright if it wasn't lewd, just have him and Mike being cute

>>11157274
...All right. Let's do this, and do it proper.

Who first? I'll take the first three unique suggestions into consideration.

>>11159396
Obviously Cheeky would be most eager, but maybe Chiclet once she realizes she's gotta get on that human dick before it gets passed around like a blunt.

>>11159396
Chiclet

>>11159396
Addendum: Much as I personally wouldn't mind, keeping with the spirit of the original idea, let's stick to the ladies only.

(Might do a later story for the gents, if I feel so inclined, but that's for later consideration.)

>>11159396
Bonnibel having a really really up day

>>11159409
>Cheeky
>>11159413
>Chika
>>11159468
>Bonnibel

All right, there we have it.
Let the games begin.

>>11159498
Have you written anything before?

>>11159749
Oh, a thing or two.

You might, in particular, know me as the one currently writing Slip.

>>11158962

same

>>11159086

haddock is a good boy, true, but that's why he deserves to be treated right

he's a red blooded fox with sexual needs that he just can't tend to anymore, and that almost nobody will help him with

He's a good boy, and he deserves the help.

>>11155222
>>11155307
>>11155385
>>11155507
>>11155740
>>11155763

now put it on pastebin so we can slot it into the offiical fic pastebin.

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>>11159781
>the guy writing my favourite fic so far is gonna write one of my dumb idea

LORDY

I want a lewd weaver pic of Haddock's boner

>>11159869
Heh. Well, stand by until you see the results. That said: Have an opener. I present: A Very Merry Birthday.

>There are certain sounds that, just before they are heard, create a sort of silence all to themselves - a calm before the storm; a quiet before the first note; a gasp, as if the world itself is holding its breath.
>"CHIIII-CAAAA!!!!"
>The excited shriek of a certain blue, lop-eared lady on an especially 'up' day, it seems, is one of them.
>Letting out a fairly undignified shriek of her own, the target of the young rabbit's attention barely managed to keep from hurtling out of her seat on the couch. Clutching a wing to her chest, she gasped several short, quick breaths as she tried vainly to swallow her heart back into the general area it belonged. "Holy - what was /that/, Bonnie?! You nearly gave me a heart attack!"
>If she was at all distressed or upset at her friend's accusation, the one identified as Bonnie hardly seemed to show it, giggling as she bounced from one foot to the other excitedly. "Chiii-caaa!" she squealed again, "Chica, Chica, Chica, Chiii-caaa!"
>Her heart rate gradually returning to somewhere around 'marathon runner' range, the hen in question sighed softly. (On the one wing,) she thought to herself, (At least we know her meds are working better this time around. On the other...) "Yes, dear," she said softly, gently placing a few feathery digits on the bouncy bunny's shoulder to try and calm her down. "I'm listening, what is it?"
>As quickly as she was moving, it was a little jarring to see the tiny blue body come to a sudden stop. Eyes as wide as saucers, her hands tucked in close to her manically grinning cheeks, she slowly leaned in close.
>When her tiny, pink button nose was barely inches from the hen's curious (if nervous) cheek, Bonnie quietly whispered six magical, powerful words:

>"(I know when Mike's birthday is.)"

>>11159978
>Admittedly, it took her a second to process the news. Slowly, however, Chiclet's eyes began to widen, until they too matched the wide wonder of her doe-eyed friend. Turning to look at her straight on, she whispered in exaggerated shock, "No..! How on earth-?"
>Almost instantly, Bonnie was off her again, bouncing tight little twirls in the center of the living room while talking a mile a minute through her giggles. "Bonworth told me, hee hee! Well, Bonworth told Beanie who told Bonbon who told Goose who told ME that he found out from some paper in Mister Marion's office and now I know what it is! Hee hee!"
>Dizzying as it was to keep up with both the twirling and the rapid-fire talking, Chiclet managed to catch enough to add her own giggle in. "Well, then, don't keep me in suspense - when is it, girl? Come on, share, share!"
>For some reason, the question got the bunny to stop spinning, instead staring up towards the ceiling with an intense, quizzical look. For a moment, Chiclet started to wonder what was going on, then worry if this was something to be concerned about - a bad side effect of one of the pills, perhaps?
>Right when she was about to say something, however, Bonnie's head dropped forward, staring intently at her fingers as she quickly began counting. Just as suddenly, she spun in place with a wide grin, throwing a hand out towards the surprised hen, all her fingers extended save for her thumb.
>"Wha..?" Chiclet murmured, tilting her head at the sight. "Four...the fourth...no, you don't mean--" She suddenly lept up from her chair, eyes wide in shock. "Not FOUR DAYS?!"
>"Yyyyep!" Giggled Bonnie, hugging herself and giving another little twirl. "Four days 'til the big day! Hooray!"
>Chiclet, on the other wing, was not quite so excited. Four days?? That was hardly time to plan a party! Oh, what she wouldn't give for four TIMES that! So much to do, so much to prepare, she didn't have the time to do it all on her own--

>>11159985
>She stopped, taking a deep breath. This was a serious matter. And as such, there was only one thing to do:
>Time to gather the Henhouse.

[Dun Dun DUUNN]

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>>11159781
whatever you do, please don't pander to the pregofags

their power levels are already starting to get overwhelming

also, here, more rabbit Mike

>>11159999
I'm keen so far

>>11160007
Well now that you've said something he basically has to. That's more or less a rule of the internet.

>>11160222
except when you point out that's reverse psychology and 4chan isn't your personal army, etc

so now it'd be cringey reddit tier behavior to do so

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>>11159978
>>11159985
Oh baby

>>11160271
>personal army
Speaking of cringey reddit behaviour

>>11160222
Bah. My only requirement for this fic is to make sure that everyone gets a turn with Mike.
That, and hopefully make it both sexy, and enjoyable.
If I can accomplish those two tasks, I'll count myself good.

>>11160284
>I'm a newfag

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>>11155222
>>11155307
>>11155385
>>11155507
>>11155740
Haddock?
More like had cock!
>>11155763
Finish that ending and pastebin it.

>>11160731
>using personal army incorrectly
>calls others new
Overcompensating.

>>11160319
Well I look forward to part 2 then!

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Which one did you get
No cheating now

>>11161089
>jeremy
>again
fuck

>>11161089
>April
Time to treat her to a date that's romantic AND respectful!

>>11161089
>Peanut
Time for a stumbling mess of a date.

>>11161089
>Cheeky

Looks like I'm the lucky winner here.
Well time to loose my virginity.

>>11161089
Bonsworth. This could be fun if I can get the guy to stop being so nervous~

>>11143581

What is the thing in front of Bonnibel and April? It's just a black box?

Also does anyone have that list of faces to names? I am mostly looking for the one with the human anachronistic on it.

>>11161089
>Chiclet
I'd show her the best time I could afford

>>11161326
Bonnibel is breathing into a paperbag because she's hyperventilating

>>11161328
same, and ditto

>>11143581
Mango probably awaits twins.

>>11155763

You are a good boy. Haddock needs love too.

>>11161348

ok! That makes sense.

Thanks!

>>11143581
Can, can Mikes check even cover all of the child support he's going to pay?

>>11161089
Bonworth
Does this have to be dating? Can't it just be friendship? I want to be friends with benefits with Bonworth.

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>>11161089
>Bonbon
It's gonna be a long night

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>>11161702

>>11161326

From left to right we've got

Foxglove, Beanie, Bonbon, Bonabell, April, Chicklet, Cheeky, Goose, Chichi and Mangle

>>11161727
Wrong.
That's Mango on the far left and Foxglove on the far right.

>>11161749
I thought Mangle was the one living with Chicklet who hides under a robe?

>>11161768
Yes. Mangle's real name is Foxglove.

>>11161785
>>11161785
>>11161785
When you're ready.

>>11161089
>Foxglove
Oh hey, one of my favorites.