/sug/ - Steven Universe General No Shitposting Edition Las

File: showdown 1.png (30KB, 1288x547px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 1288x547px

WHO'S READY FOR ROUND 2?

>>11140536
kill yourself perishitdog pedo fag kys

>no shitposting
now you've done it

>>11140549
Eh yeah, that works too, they've died down a lot I think.

>>11140555
kill yourself sultan

>>11140551
I would rather not please. But if you could imgur it that would be nice.

File: connie pepe.png (85KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 500x500px

>>11140551
DON'T YOU DARE

File: smuglars.png (136KB, 353x321px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 353x321px

>mfw adding sultan to my list of people to absolutely shit up the thread when they arrive
feels good

I want to decapitate Sultan right after she's finished giving birth.

File: 1503257713856.png (87KB, 560x450px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 560x450px

>>11140551
Stop right there

And the worms ate into his brain

>>11140579
Adding shit to more shit is etarded. Just use a filter.

File: can't find.jpg (671KB, 1788x2796px) Image search: [Google]

671KB, 1788x2796px

now you've woken up the demon in me

>>11140579
Fuck you dumb Lars fag

File: it's sapphire again 2.png (78KB, 537x491px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 537x491px

So anyone else know who else is left in terms of not going to actively ruin the thread?

File: 1503107403619.gif (398KB, 443x465px) Image search: [Google]

398KB, 443x465px

OOOOOOOH
WHEN YOU'RE BUTTHOLE IS A DRIPPIN AND FEEL YOUR PANTS ARE SLIPPIN

File: 13890398196_50eed9ff5c_o.jpg (917KB, 1544x1024px) Image search: [Google]

917KB, 1544x1024px

I hope Sucrose knows how loved and appreciated she is!!!! I hope she will have many good days and no bad days for the whole week!!!!!! I hope you will too anon!!!!!

>>11140595
you again, fag?
>implying id cower behind a filter in MY thread
>when i can just fucking tantrum and absolutely shit on the quality of the thread whenever these retards appear

>>11140615
I don't spam or shit on people.

>>11140615
me

>>11140572
http://imgur.com/a/r9WBh

>>11140621
And then get banned for mass spamming just like backgroundfag and spidermanfag? Also it's not your thread.

File: giphy.gif (318KB, 500x320px) Image search: [Google]

318KB, 500x320px

>>11140632
>>11140633

File: 1503251427473.png (915KB, 1706x874px) Image search: [Google]

915KB, 1706x874px

>>11140615
Most of the shitters are honestly one or two people samefagging most of the time. They wouldn't tank threads if people learned to ignore them.

>>11140591
>Lars' brain is still dying inside his skull, but Steven's magic slowed the process down
>Lars develops dementia and go brain dead, and that's how he and the entire crew die, after he dies at the wheel and crashes the ship into the sun

>>11140662
I'm just an anon who like Steven Universe.

>>11140658
>Banning for spam
>In /trash/
Do you know where you are?

>>11140658
>implying im spamming
>implying im breaking any rules
>implying youre not a faggot
>implying its not my fucking thread
cry faggot cryyyyyyyy lol look at that punctuation and capitals little virgin nerd

>>11140686
It's happened loads of times anon, it's still against the rules here.

>>11140686
You're new I take it. Both of them spammed on multiple occasions across multiple threads and got banned not once but twice in recent memory.

>>11140672
reminder 4chan pass was a mistake

It's been a year since the last time I visited one of these.

How's it going /sug/?

File: 1502495916009.jpg (118KB, 853x853px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 853x853px

Found myself wondering, why do I still come to this shithole? I've come up with exactly -3 answers.

>>11140690
See rule 10, bitch.

>>11140698
I know it's against the rules, however unlike literally any other board, it's not with 100% accuracy to casually mention it.

>>11140706
>Recent memory
Months ago.

Basically though, Sultan would have been banned for spamming last thread if that shit held any real water besides a 30% chance.

File: 1503048993750.jpg (66KB, 774x788px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 774x788px

>>11140714
We found out Lapis is Jasper mommy

>>11140597
I remember you, you damned pervert. You were that person that pushed me onto the McDonald's parking lot ground and violently shoved a whale cock in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same fucking phrase over and over again, "You like lapenis, don't you? Dirty whore~". Then when you were about to spooge you shoved in in my mouth and forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me rot alone on the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so bad, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick, gooey cum in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my fav foods, I always remember you licking your chops and moaning about arcs.

>>11140711
Honestly, it gives them the shitposting power of two people and they can endlessly reply to themselves.

>>11140714
underage spammers and fetish trolls are shitting right now.

>>11140686

Global rule 10 is enforced here, anon. Check the sticky for more info.

>>11140741
again, how am i spamming? youre just a salty ass bitch who wants to cry to mommy but cant faggot bitch looool keep crying impotent faggot

File: 1453244589930.png (36KB, 232x242px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 232x242px

>>11140749
i fondly remember the day
you're my bitch forever anon, don't forget it

>>11140758
My point was it's not as common as other boards, thus spam is much more likely to occur, which thus lessens fears of banning for it.

>>11140783
i'm turned on now

File: she can be cool.png (143KB, 700x800px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 700x800px

See this woman? I want to fuck this cute woman.

>>11140796
I'm sure you are, you fucking dirty whore~

>>11140741
he is raiding so rule 4.
>>11140773
rule 4. are you twelve? because those insults aimed at >>11140741 are weak sauce. come on give me an insult i want to feel it burn

>>11140801

don't

(?)

>>11140715
You stay in hopes something will be leaked and you don't want to miss it

File: 1503260250482.png (867KB, 882x2752px) Image search: [Google]

867KB, 882x2752px

Do you believe in Amber? Will the Mayor Dewey Donald Trump episode be the first one she boards? Will she be in charge of the uprooting? Will she turn into a shipfag autist that ruins Rebecca's characters for fun?

File: 1474275027570.png (347KB, 587x779px) Image search: [Google]

347KB, 587x779px

>>11140826
I will tho.

File: 17586644_1775518276094842_7055969155169648640_n.jpg (128KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 1080x1080px

If you could say something nice to anybody in the Crewniverse, what would you say?

>>11140820
virgin

>>11140841
these thicc eyebrows amber has been giving jasper

>>11140847
Holy shit, who's the cutie at the far right?

File: tumblr_ouzvnqPpDm1vdzpsoo1_1280.jpg (64KB, 640x320px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 640x320px

>this hiatus summed up

>>11140845

okay

>>11140847
Thanks for btfoing Zuke

>>11140864
You gotta remember that OK KO is being shat out in possibly year long bombs if CN chooses to withhold the second season.

>>11140841
We are but naive now, we do not yet know of the true terror that awaits us

File: C8NDiJhUQAAjeDX.jpg large.jpg (51KB, 750x566px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 750x566px

>>11140863
I'm not sure anon! I wish I knew!

>>11140864
That's pretty much it

>>11140847

Z U C C

>>11140856
come on that was pathetic. my dead grandmother could do better while being fucked by mexicans. make with the insults

>>11140841
>this comic
Is it presenting three possible scenarios?

>>11140891
tryhard virgin

File: 1501988516390.png (479KB, 643x629px) Image search: [Google]

479KB, 643x629px

>>11140864
>gf has been gone for 3 months
>have only spoken maybe once since then
>new hotness comes in
>she puts out and is all over me
Hell yeah I'd cheat.

File: 117da0db-1d6a-4541-86ec-20ec0abb82f2.png (470KB, 1104x718px) Image search: [Google]

470KB, 1104x718px

>>11140847
>Ian is trying to have sex with Rebecca in public again

>>11140864
But I am not watching Kek ko.

>>11140882
amber is the ideal jaspearlfag, she's been doing really well keeping her power level hidden

>>11140906
come on where's the passion you had back here with the tryhard wimp insults back here? >>11140773 bring it on

>>11140847
why is ian so handsy these days?

>>11140936
write more for me virgin

File: yare yare.jpg (50KB, 193x186px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 193x186px

>>11140715
I come because there's a couple cool people I like talking to. That's about it.

>>11140913
SU 7/10 girl
OK ko dumpster slut who eats exclusively mcdonalds 3/10
TTG town bicycle before they got herpes and was in a serious accident -1/10

>>11140916
>implying Rebecca doesn't yank his dick when nobody is looking

File: image.png (176KB, 1353x818px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 1353x818px

Anyone planning to meet their waifu via lucid dreaming?

>>11140956
you can do better than saying the same insult over and over! come on i want to be blasted.

>>11140956
What a pathetic weakling you are.

>>11140916
I want someone to love me as much as ian loves becky

>>11140952
Rebecca said in one of the CN interviews that she was thinking about having a baby

Gather what you will from that.

>>11140933
>jashurl
yeesh i hope her taste isn't that shit

>>11140897
The first has Peridot and Jasper walking in and Peridot using a gun on Lapis, the second has Lapis surprising Jasper and Peridot by whipping out two guns, and I guess the third has Jasper pulling out a tiny gun after Lapis and Peridot think it was a joke

>>11140933
Hopefully it stays that way

>>11140978
virgin

Remember that fapping has benefits besides pleasure. It keeps your dick working.

what if lapis said niggers should all be killed

>>11141012
it's in the best interests of everyone to keep shipfaggotry tucked away and out of the picture

File: 1495734218697.png (37KB, 154x168px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 154x168px

>>11140987

>>11141014
what? the other guy got a lot more.

>>11141023
I don't have one, how does it help me?

>>11141026
she did, didn't you watch gem harvest

>>11141028
Agreed

>>11141038
lol virgin

>>11140987
She was talking about her dinner

File: always right.png (467KB, 575x575px) Image search: [Google]

467KB, 575x575px

>>11141026
I mean...

>>11141039
Shlicking is good for you too. It can help you unwind and keeps the blood vessels down there in working order.

File: chrome_2017-08-21_01-51-27.png (16KB, 657x140px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 657x140px

>>11141033

>>11141062
Huh, that's really neat.

>>11141051
disappointing.

>>11141073
it's a lie

female masturbation is highly dangerous

>>11141073
Indeed! Just as long as you don't stretch it too much and you keep food out of there.

File: 1485385059542.gif (997KB, 500x373px) Image search: [Google]

997KB, 500x373px

Yeah, you know what they say!
The Third Strike is what counts!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qymrRwDsvKo

>>11140841
there's an uprooting in the second panel

>>11141080
B-But I'm doing it right now.

>>11141090
I'll try to remember that.

>>11141090
I don't think food is supposed to be part of the masturbation process... Why the fuck is it on the warning label?

File: 1503284999615.jpg (177KB, 720x912px) Image search: [Google]

177KB, 720x912px

Did Rebecca want to draw Enid with Jasper because Enid is gay?

>>11141105
STOP IT!!!!!!!!

>>11141114
enid is gay? elaborate
>amber drew jasper as a megadyke

File: 1503105603335.png (405KB, 597x640px) Image search: [Google]

405KB, 597x640px

>>11141114
Enid is going to fuck KO.

>>11141105
Very good.
>>11141107
Men and women will sometimes put food/weird things in/on their genitals. Food can cause yeast infections in both men and women.

>>11141116
HOW?

>>11141150
stop spreading lies

female masturbation decreases your life span incrementally

>>11141127
They show she likes pusspuss in like the first episode

>>11141127
She called young Carol hot and was crushing on Red Action and that new blond chick

>>11141091
Please learn how to enunciate.

File: 20170801_043715.png (2MB, 1066x1833px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1066x1833px

>>11141127
Not that anon, but theres been small hints in the show
And someone working on the show drawing Enid blushing at red action.
Of course you could easily handwave a lot of this stuff if you really wanted to but knowing the people working on this show, I feel like you get what their intent is

>>11141162
Nope, actually it lowers stress. Stress is one of the big killers of life expectancy!

File: 1497498420140.png (326KB, 1000x1500px) Image search: [Google]

326KB, 1000x1500px

>>11140875
Boom, it happened. I wish there was more Martha stuff.

File: 1503207492125.jpg (13KB, 228x233px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 228x233px

>>11141162
Well... Dang

What a way to go

>>11141221
god her face looks so horrifying, especially the last panel

>>11141193
Any specific points where it gets really bad?

>>11141232
amber was calling boxman hot or whatever on twitter, pretty funny in light of someone pointing out he looks like her avatar and she's a huge narcissist

File: hiv.jpg (42KB, 969x371px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 969x371px

Why are men so disgusting? Why do they think women would want to have sex with them when so many of them are STD ridden pigs?

>>11141091
Seems alright. Good work.

>>11141262
>MSM
doesn't that mean men who have sex with men?

>>11141262
gay men exclusively are the std ridden pigs

>>11141204
>ian is having a gay off with his wife
he's starting slow, there's going to be a faggotry creep eventually

>>11141289
Those faggots are taking over media, Trump warned us of this.

File: IMG_20170821_003853.jpg (64KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 1024x576px

Are OK KO and Rick and Morty better than SU?

>>11141259
Thats pretty funny

I wonder if she likes him for having the same hairstyle as her

>>11141249
Whenever you start making a point and then trail off. Also, I feel it's just a lousy concept for a video in general. It's doing nothing more than turning to the camera, smiling wryly and saying "lol, those tumblrinas right?" which is what every single one of us could do by just posting screenshots and reacting in the thread.

>>11141262
> white heterosexual men don't even make the list
Play it safe. Fuck a straight white dude.

>>11141340
No and No. Ok Ko is poor quality and lacks characte, while R&M is for that pseudo-"intelligent" crowd that believes in nihilism.

File: 1463978378291.gif (470KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

470KB, 200x200px

>>11141343
>I feel it's just a lousy concept for a video in general.
Thanks for waiting 'til the third ep to say that.

I'll work on the rest though.

>>11141340
That's not a real product is it?

File: 1489105313324.jpg (162KB, 910x660px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 910x660px

>>11141322
>>11141331
nice

>>11141340
no

>>11141322
>>11141331
>>11141375
cool stuff

File: IMG_9056.png (941KB, 700x878px) Image search: [Google]

941KB, 700x878px

>>11141389
>>11141424
i don't know about you, but i like this tench-like jasper too: >>11141347

by some chinese deviantartist

File: uprooted and destroyed.png (195KB, 882x782px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 882x782px

>>11140841
>>11141100
The uprooting is just Peridot getting fed up with being a meme and shooting Lapis dead

File: 1503092372415.png (371KB, 1010x564px) Image search: [Google]

371KB, 1010x564px

>>11141340
I like ok ko and steven universe equally but for different reasons.
Ok ko I enjoy for its comedy and light hearted nature
SU I enjoy for its story and the fact that the show can get serious when it wants to

I dont feel like theyre all that comparable cause theyre so different

Idk about rick and Morty tho

File: IMG_20170821_012933.jpg (96KB, 582x826px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 582x826px

>>11141498

yawn

File: image.jpg (337KB, 1428x1536px) Image search: [Google]

337KB, 1428x1536px

Any Jasper related requests?

File: IMG_9675.jpg (126KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 900x900px

>>11141528
lapis just wanted to collect seashells by the sea shore

>>11141545
steven watching jasper sleep

File: tumblr_nq5ndhEV5F1u1ipmao1_1280.jpg (481KB, 1280x1230px) Image search: [Google]

481KB, 1280x1230px

>>11141545
Jasper holding sapphire around her torso like pic related

File: tired.jpg (42KB, 807x659px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 807x659px

>sunday
>almost midnight
>can't sleep
>work starts at six
>I just want to shitpost in peace
I'm hoping one of these days that someone will rob me at gunpoint and just accidentally shoot me

File: young carol.png (217KB, 1280x754px) Image search: [Google]

217KB, 1280x754px

>>11141545
Enid blushing at Jasper's muscles or Jasper dressed as young Carol

>>11141545
this: >>11141555

>>11141545
jasper showing off her feet

>>11141453
it's okay, i like jasper but i'm not super into it

Go to sleep /sug/, it's a school night.

>>11141545
Jasper trying to masturbate with her corrupted hand.

>>11141642
anon it has spikes all over it

MUH ROSE WHY DOES STEVEN EXIST FUCK GREG.

>>11141635
>tfw today is my last free day and i've gotta go to meme college tomorrow

hopefully i die in my sleep

File: Pose 01.png (145KB, 1440x4000px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 1440x4000px

>>11141545
Jasper showing off for a disinterested Pink Diamond.

>>11141647
>trying

>>11141660
that sucks, i've got a few more days left

Seriously though, why do Pearl like pie when she thinks food is disgusting?

>>11141635
I'm taking the day off because I don't want to drive through a blinding eclipse.

>>11141668
she said Pi not Pie

>>11141661
*a ravenously horny pink diamond

>>11141668
maybe it's the neat and uniform nature of the pie when made well

File: 1452211540994.jpg (165KB, 1197x1920px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 1197x1920px

>>11141668
My guess is that Pearl likes looking at or smelling pie, but she hates eating it.

>>11141678
Dont be dumb, he was bolding a pie, this is not an issue of semantics

>>11141667
worst thing is i cant quit because i'm in my last semester, and it's all my fault for falling for the culinary school meme. we all get what we deserve etc.

i fucking hate it though, i have some friends but they annoy me sometimes, they all think they're better than anyone because they came from a 'prestigious' school when it doesnt matter at all if you dont have experience and cry about muh salmonella

>>11141668
i guess she likes making it? sweetcrust pie dough is delicate and you need some skill not to fuck it up

>>11141708
grind up a corrupted gem and sprinkle it in sumtwat's food

>>11141601
>tfw young carol looks like one of my mc ocs

>>11141668
She chews the pie but spits it out instead of swallowing

>>11141735
relatable

>>11141735
>>11141744
anorexicfags leave

Why do you all like this disgusting she manhating trash?

File: cat10.png (74KB, 642x570px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 642x570px

>>11141760
you leave

>>11141767
Sugar?

File: BD3.png (165KB, 630x1045px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 630x1045px

>>11141767
I'm not sure what you're referring to

>>11141781
The show. I'm referring to this sjw man hating trash.

File: 1483507833354.png (251KB, 500x370px) Image search: [Google]

251KB, 500x370px

>>11141760
found the fatty

File: 1434490935604.gif (2MB, 750x396px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 750x396px

>>11141735

>>11141767
>>11141800
But that's not ttg. They literally had a boys vs girls episode where the girls always won.

>>11141800
Yep, still not seeing what you're talking about, you might have to bait harder

>>11141127
People assume that she had a thing for Elodie despite having a history as best friends when they were little and blushing because she was complimented by one of the girls she admired. The Red Action incident is probably also because she admires how cool she is. I dunno.

>>11141812
I'm not a peadoohile.

>>11141828
Okay, ignore the question. I bet your father is really proud of you.

File: 1497028412654.jpg (201KB, 2000x2000px) Image search: [Google]

201KB, 2000x2000px

I just woke up after passing out during a rainstorm, what the hell did I miss

>>11141851
a lot of shitposting last thread, but the thread has now come to a nice pleasant simmer. any progress on the commission?

>>11141851
Zircon is coming to earth. It's from a new leak

>>11141840
>appeal to daddy
It's okay to wonder, but you don't have to project

File: Sad Frog.jpg (228KB, 1104x923px) Image search: [Google]

228KB, 1104x923px

>>11141851
Not much, I think. This thread is much more dead than usual.

>passing out during a rainstorm
I miss doing this. There are not many opportunities in Southern California.

File: zoomed.png (30KB, 204x176px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 204x176px

>>11141851
cancer

>>11141851
>sleeping during a rainstorm
The sounds of the pitter-patter of rain is always super soothing

>>11141876
Hey bloop!
>there are not many opportunities in Southern California
I can go for some rain too.

S'uppire?

File: woa what a babe.png (1005KB, 705x1198px) Image search: [Google]

1005KB, 705x1198px

>>11141833
explain this

File: 99d76095e56874fc85c06d902b8b3110.png (108KB, 199x256px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 199x256px

>>11141862
I started sketching part one, but I think I'm going to try and finish off the Amy commission first since that's been on the table for the last couple of weeks. All 'n all, doing good!
>>11141868
I know it's not true but I believe it anyways
>>11141876
It was random, not that I'm complaining. No thunder either, just a torrential downpour. Rain lulls me to sleep like nothing else.
>>11141879
Business as usual, then?

>>11141892
ROOOOOOOBEEEEEEY

File: habby.png (169KB, 439x427px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 439x427px

so how's that eclipse thing going for you guys?
yes i am bored

File: tumblr_inline_nv7pb5xoHn1qkiump_1280.png (61KB, 540x500px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 540x500px

>>11141892
die

>>11141902
Mhmm.

>>11141897
T-that's just a compliment.

>>11141915
It's going to be two minutes long, and people are driving across state lines to watch it. Honestly, I wonder what drives people to make this their prerogative

>>11141886
Embarrassing fact: I leave my 3DS open with AC: HHD running because the rain sounds you can apply to the houses is very soothing. It doesn't rain at night IRL like it used to, it always has thunder. I need to invest in a rain machine.

File: Pose 03.png (183KB, 1884x4500px) Image search: [Google]

183KB, 1884x4500px

>>11141891
Good evening, Anon. Where are you at?

>>11141902
Me too, Galaxy. There is something soothing about it. If I have trouble sleeping, I put on A Soft Murmur with maximum rain noise. It puts me out quickly.

>>11141915
It will be a partial eclipse for me, but I am looking forward to it.

>>11141926
oh really, that short? i remember there was a sun eclipse when i was younger and we could see it from my country, but i just have vague memories or sudden darkness that felt like hours.

>>11141928
I do the same with those meditation videos on youtube or put on an atmospheres track from a game - I well know that urge to just pretend like you're snug and cozy in a storm

>>11141668
she thinks eating is disgusting

>>11141944
So Cal as well. I just really want some rain

>>11141951
Whereabouts you from, anon? I just remember leaving an orchestra practice and looking at the sun through some weird filter before we went back in to play for like 3 more hours

>>11141875
Lol, did I hit a nerve you degenerate sjw garbage?

File: stevonnie fug_nyong.png (402KB, 1280x823px) Image search: [Google]

402KB, 1280x823px

>>11141767
because I hate men and we're literally in /trash/

Brit anons. Should I get a curley Wurley or a Lucozade?

File: 1502216761886.gif (238KB, 1242x1920px) Image search: [Google]

238KB, 1242x1920px

>>11141668
she duuuuuuum

File: 1489472226156.png (405KB, 1069x1137px) Image search: [Google]

405KB, 1069x1137px

>>11141970
I hope I never hear someone say these words in public, good god.

File: Pose 02.png (89KB, 1992x4300px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 1992x4300px

>>11141963
That is the plight of the Californian. We are forever without sufficient water and frequently on fire.

>>11141365
i thought you raised a good point in how bismuth used soldier sized practice dummies

File: BD1.png (115KB, 500x600px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 500x600px

>>11141970
>three replies, each consecutively more aggressive than the last
>"Y-you're uhm...totally t-triggered haha"
Tell me what else you're thinking about, anon

>>11141979
don't get either, get something salty, for me

>>11141974
Lmao youre deffo going to be a crazy cat lady lol

>>11141989
Not like you go out in public sjw trash anon haha.

>>11141992
>plight of the Californian
>only SoCal has those problems
I'll trade, quite honestly, some rain and whatever if you give us ocean water we can touch without getting frostbite

>>11141967
i'm peruvian, apparently it was in 2010? i thought it was much longer ago, i just remember being in class and it slowly became darker, like a late afternoon at 10 am, i dont think any of us freaked out though.

then again everything i've done from my birth to 2014 is a blur

>>11141992
Yeah, pretty much. This hot air is killing me. Rain would be a nice change of pace.

File: saddam6.jpg (134KB, 554x380px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 554x380px

>>11142000
Christ, this is so problematic, you've really gone and triggered my ptsd - gonna have to run to my safe space now I guess haha

File: 1494448915272.jpg (451KB, 1249x1021px) Image search: [Google]

451KB, 1249x1021px

>>11141989
I've heard SJW said in public quite a bit recently, it makes me wish for death.

File: image.png (282KB, 700x1133px) Image search: [Google]

282KB, 700x1133px

I love Centipeetle! I will get a pet Centipede for her!

>>11142050
Anytime I hear anyone fully embrace internet culture in public - I feel that Schopenhauer was maybe a little right in his assumption that existence only constitutes pain

File: sdioawls.png (89KB, 1384x2200px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 1384x2200px

>>11142009
When I was in the Bay Area they had several reservoirs critically low. I assume this means they required water as well.

>you give us ocean water we can touch without getting frostbite

We have an accord.

>>11142027
There are only so many layers of clothes you remove before you become a spectacle. Hopefully, we'll see a good amount of rain this "winter."

>>11142039
Oh hey Saddam, how are you?

>>11142064
We're mostly good now on water up here, not that I'll go watering and planting plants again any time soon

>>11142064
Nice quotations on winter. I don't want to jinx it, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's still hot as balls in the winter.

File: 1469222606871.jpg (12KB, 244x349px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 244x349px

>"Men commit 90% of murders, 98% of rape, 89% of armed robbery, 85% of burglary, 83% of arson, 82% of all vandalism, and 78% of assault. The vast majority of retards and autists are men too. Men are seriously the lowest of the low. "

>>11142039
Adios, cunt.

>>11142050
Why? Don't like being called the trash that you are?

>>11142060
He was wrong, he also showed signs of serious depression (a common "illness" among garbage types)

>>11142098
feels like every time i hit refresh this appears
just how dirty is she?

>>11142109
Yeah, but if it weren't for women, there'd be no men, so who's really at fault?

File: saddam7.jpg (48KB, 634x454px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 634x454px

>>11142072
Still dead, still an asshole. Y'know how it is. Nah, I've just given it a rest with the avatarfagging - music, zizek, saddam, etc. Kinda enjoyed some time away, but I do like it here

>>11142109
All of those men come from single mother households, not to mention were created by women :^).

Hey, remind me again who did the RandD on the device you're using now?

>>11142109
but dick is so delicious...

File: stirn7.png (58KB, 636x674px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 636x674px

>>11142110
Ah, my friend, do tell do tell - who's your philosopher of choice then?

>>11141960
Humor me, what else do you do with a pie other than eat it

>>11142109
There's a reason why Adam is before Eve

>>11142131
When I was anorexic I liked to cook food and smell it but not eat it

File: Skinny.png (290KB, 893x1920px) Image search: [Google]

290KB, 893x1920px

>>11142131
depends which pie we're talking about ;^)

>>11142131
not that anon, i enjoy cooking and making desserts and decorations, it is a satisfying job, but i really don't like sweets at all.

File: commission_blue_pearl_by_fablespeaker-d9n1ztq.png (182KB, 1024x1536px) Image search: [Google]

182KB, 1024x1536px

>>11142081
It is the same for around here, but we are so used to saving water, I do not think we will change that any time soon.

>>11142089
The only upside to eternal summer is that I can keep wearing my favorite skirts.

>>11142122
You are not wrong, but I would not believe those statistics.

>>11142145
Good point.

File: 40460FC4-85E9-4534-8BE5-3B94600C02FA.png (435KB, 956x2824px) Image search: [Google]

435KB, 956x2824px

>>11141498

>>11142127
None, there is no favourite "philosopher." Many have fantastic points

File: 93EAEABD-98BA-4A50-9749-F35505B3C7C5.jpg (80KB, 664x456px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 664x456px

>>11142167

File: 1351715638107.gif (445KB, 250x188px) Image search: [Google]

445KB, 250x188px

>>11142152
>>11142144

>>11142176
okay i've had eating disorders before but that has nothing to do with my love to cook without eating, because sweet food is icky

>>11142166
How right you are, though perhaps not in the same way I'm thinking of

>>11142153
Shit, sucks for me because I love wearing sweaters

>>11142191
>tfw i just inhaled a donut and 2 cookies while flushing it all down with milk
what the fuck is wrong with you sweet food is the best

>>11142214
>inhaled
Calm down Kirby

File: so.jpg (16KB, 540x489px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 540x489px

>CANCELLED

File: 1488072249006.png (416KB, 871x1399px) Image search: [Google]

416KB, 871x1399px

>>11142109
that is probably true. good thing our boy Steven is beyond violence and degeneracy and lives only to impregnate every gem out there

>>11140617
shanna is cute

>>11142200
Well, if you disagree with my opinion of this show, than you too are sjw garbage.

>>11142214
jesus
i dont know, i've just never been a fan of sweets, i always prefer savory stuff.

i just love decorating and shaping/crafting pastries, breads and sweets ,it's so satisfying and it relaxes me even at work.

>>11142131
you make pie, duh. Pearl is an artsy schmuck.

File: hmm.jpg (18KB, 451x451px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 451x451px

>>11142245
Welp, guess I'd better start getting tatted up and dye my hair a stupid color

>>11142248
give me all your sweets you make then cuz ill take them lol..

File: IMG_1210.jpg (318KB, 986x1000px) Image search: [Google]

318KB, 986x1000px

die bitch

File: slep.png (37KB, 150x150px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 150x150px

go to sleeeeep /sug/

>>11142261
Welp, I think you should leave SJW.

>>11141340
yes

File: 1501956325701.png (297KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

297KB, 1280x720px

>>11142242
very cute

File: iunno.gif (2MB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 480x270px

>>11142305
According to you: >>11141767 , I'm right where I need to be

File: innocence.png (654KB, 1280x1232px) Image search: [Google]

654KB, 1280x1232px

>>11142301
no becuase i know i wont die in my sleep and i'd rather have death than school

>>11142176
i'd eat it and throw up 5 minutes later

>>11142281
>Lapis commits acts of violence
>Steven goes to stop her
>Lapis apologizes
>Steven forgives her

>Bismuth commits acts of violence
>Steven goes to stop her
>Bismuth yells at Steven and begs him to kill her, then tries to kill him again when he refuses
>Steven stabs her in self-defense

and yet there are actually people in this world who worship the rainbow gorilla as the violent niggerbitch she is

File: Thicc saphire.jpg (80KB, 535x909px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 535x909px

got caught up with life stuff. Here is the thick saphire request from the last thread.

File: 1494598122452.png (402KB, 1280x1321px) Image search: [Google]

402KB, 1280x1321px

>>11142301
good night and sweet dreams or whatever

File: sleepy lappy.png (62KB, 270x212px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 270x212px

>>11142340
that sucks, i also have class in like 5 hours
but you need to sleeeep for your health

>>11142335
You're not, you need to leave to either Reddit, Tumblr or Twitter.

>>11142363
goodnight sweet anon

>>11142355
>Lapis steals worlds oceans
>hurts innocents
>apologizes
>all is forgiven

>Bismuth threatens violence against violent alien oppressors
>only the idea of violence against a sworn enemy
>death battle ensues
>locked away forever
How can anybody trust that unpredictable rootless cosmopolitan Lapis, she's a cunt

File: 90deefeff0bc67e3290c3183ad7991e1.png (21KB, 139x232px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 139x232px

>school
Thank god I never have to do that shit again.

>>11142355
This is why we don't trust blacks.

>>11142360
thnx senpai

>>11142381
No :^)

>>11142385
yeah yeah stuff it commie

Basically, you're all cunts.

>>11142397
>be careful around pearl or she will cry
Pearl is a fucking baby.

File: jasper squeezes holly's right bun but not a butt bun a hair bun.png (114KB, 775x426px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 775x426px

>>11142404
yea

>>11142397
fuck pearl

>>11142404
Cunts are sexy.

>>11142355
>>11142385
you're BOTH wrong

lapis never apologized

File: Steven_Universe_5.jpg (409KB, 1079x1920px) Image search: [Google]

409KB, 1079x1920px

>>11142386
this tbqh

im never going back

>>11142410
You're a sexist piece of shit.

File: blue_pearl_by_infinitedawn-d9o3dar.png (454KB, 1369x1874px) Image search: [Google]

454KB, 1369x1874px

>>11142340
Pleasant dreams, Anon.

>>11142386
Just a few more years and I will be out of college.

>>11142416
it's not her fault ok

File: steven_universe___pearls_by_theeyzmaster-da0chcd.png (429KB, 800x1060px) Image search: [Google]

429KB, 800x1060px

>>11142416
Frequently.

>>11142397
>pearl rapes garnet
>garnet forgives pearl a couple days later because pearl cries
>garnet later yells at steven for asking pearl a question because she doesn't want pearl to start crying
what did sugar mean by this

File: image.png (2MB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2048x1536px

>>11141555

>>11142397
That was a weak excuse garnet was pulling out of her (admittedly very fine) ass, to avoid talking about anything that involved pulling Rose off the pedastal they put her on

File: 1502260546973.png (95KB, 835x1012px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 835x1012px

>>11142421
The only way I'd go back is if I have to to get certified to be an art teacher if I decide to go down that road. Other than that, fuck it.
>>11142424
>years
I'm so sorry, Bloop

File: dead baby.jpg (21KB, 372x455px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 372x455px

>>11142355
>>11142385
>bismuth murdered a bunch of lapis' newborn babies
>lapis let bismuth murder a bunch of her newborn babies
Lapis is worse

File: 1502318090984.jpg (97KB, 743x800px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 743x800px

>>11142438
thanks, anon!

>>11142424
You in too? I go back to my third year in a week.

>>11142438
that is CUTE and perfect! steven should climb on her butt and fall asleep too!

File: 1478931563942.jpg (111KB, 1030x1091px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 1030x1091px

>>11142438
that's some good shit

File: Screenshot_20170821-090132.png (3MB, 2160x3840px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2160x3840px

USA USA USA USA

>>11142449
look how fluffy her hair is. who needs babies when you have a pomp?

>>11142436
Pearl can get away with blue murder. I have this shitty show, women (yes the gems are women) are treated like children and ticking emotional time bombs.

File: tumblr_oqub198DG41wqn5moo1_1280.png (486KB, 1070x1920px) Image search: [Google]

486KB, 1070x1920px

>>11142442
>I'm so sorry, Bloop
Thank you, Galaxy. Fortunately, it is not as bad as High School and I have scholarships that cover most of my college expenses.

Unfortunately, I have to keep my full time job to make rent and eat.

>>11142454
Yes. I am starting my second year this year. I am hoping to figure out what I want to major in before the year ends.

>>11142485
Oh god, just shut up. No one cares about your day to day life you stupid cunt. If you're depressed go see a fucking doctor you waste of space.

File: image.png (9KB, 365x378px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 365x378px

>>11142442
>You would never have Galaxy as your art teacher.

>>11142485
Well I hope you find it soon. I did mention getting into a career with creating costumes, you should try some theater classes that offer that. Mine offers it. I might have to take it if I want my Theater AA

>>11142436
The gems as a species are all fucking children with no emotional maturity, ironically because they are immortal, unable to age they can't grow normally

File: tumblr_inline_oufj01xaet1uayz6f_400.png (110KB, 340x329px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 340x329px

>>11142386
I'm envious, I want to be done with college already

>>11142476
she should have used her pomp to save her babies

File: IMG_1164.jpg (801KB, 1024x2128px) Image search: [Google]

801KB, 1024x2128px

laremmy is canon

>>11142531
maybe if one was suicidal and about to jump, she could cushion that baby's landing. or she can smuggle maybe one or two in there and fly off, but she's still susceptible to being a victim of the knockout game- lapis can't win

File: e3ea5bd1efe31dbc36525f8bf4150046.png (2MB, 1000x1443px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1000x1443px

>>11142535
Reminder lars is harlock and emerald is based on emeraldas and they never fall in love!
Instead she falls for his close friend

So no its not canon

>>11142561
lars doesn't have friends

unless you mean... steven?

>>11142557
why couldn't she just tell all of her babies to jump inside her gem pouch and then fly off?