Official Pony Thread
It's Sunday so you better have gone to church Edition.
>>11134631
fucking any of em yet?
i didn't type captchas during the war till my horse shoes filled with blood to post in some thread with a piece of toast.
>>11135012
>>11135051
So what did you do this weekend smokey?
THIS OP IS TOO PORNOGRAPHIC
I did not attend church.
>>11135035
Nope.
>>11135092
just took my buick's door apart to try and fix the broken door lock solenoid. but i still can't figure out how to get it out of there. how about you?
>>11135177
I've just been cleaning up the apartment for empty shipping boxes.
why is erin so rude
>>11135132
going to?
>>11135253
Not really. Some of them are cuties, but I'm pretty much a hermit.
>>11135302
Do it for us.
>>11135051
LETS STAB THEM IN THE BUTT
>>11135253
Check your discord pms please.
>>11135386
Your tripcode nearly gave me a heart attack.
>>11135386
Sending him some new pics?
>>11135414
I made it for him.
It is bad.
>>11135414
Sorry
>>11135419
Nah
>he took it off
>>11135437
good job making it look like that insane retards name that blames me for ruining their life
>>11135467
For when I'm away from home.
Skitty ruined my life.
>>11135470
Ursh just asked me for one that said Missing and I gave him a handful of them.
>>11135503
What did he do to you Darwin?
>>11135534
I do not know, but I am certain he ruined my life.
>>11135454
kek im just messing around
but i didn't double take for a moment like is that missingno wtf
>>11135571
>but i didn't
did* wtf
>>11135571
Ah, huh. Great name btw.
>>11135544
>>11135503
I have an idea that'd spice up your personality a little
you should be more like ruby and use the word cute and cuties as much as possible and then be more like raptor too and use words like hun and darling when correcting people about something you don't agree with
>>11135712
Come on hun be a cutie for me~
>>11135798
Reminds me too much of someone.
>>11135817
Was it someone you had special feelings for?
>>11135848
No. It was some RPer.
>>11135470
skitty tricked me into fucking a taco and rubbing peanut butter on my dick. now my naked peanut butter taco dick pics are all over the internet and i have ptsd/very suicidal
>>11135925
You liked fucking that taco and you know it.
>>11135798
this is exactly what skitty said to make me fuck a taco
>>11135872
What brings you here today?
You usually strike up conversation first by blank posting at someone you know will spark something and get things going, like interrogator.
Does your time spent and interaction with the patrons of bread around you typically meet, or have ever met your quintessential idea of what an interaction or outcome here should be like?
maybe we should be posting fils
>>11136072
I am just here for the fillies.
>>11136072
>>11136112
>>11136112
I asked you a sincere question and you skirt it and give me some irrelevant answer that seems like something you came up with off the top of your head where the only source material you had at that moment was the presence of a pedozoophiliac to prompt your fillies comment.
Fuk u I worked on that reply to you
>>11136173
WHY DO YOU RUIN MY LIFE?
>>11136203
fag
what's wrong with pedozoophilia
>>11136203
we should start a support group for victims of skitty.
>>11136244
depends on who you ask
some will say the pedo
some will say the zoo
some will say the philia
>>11136272
it's just that if something isn't a little kid horse I can't understand why anyone would want to fuck it
Cuddle a stranger!
Fuck this
>>11136763
ew
why
>>11136772
where this = fillies
>>11136772
>>11136777
Because cuddling is the best. You should know, I bet you cuddle fillies every day!
>>11136772
>>11136870
I cuddle them pretty hard, until they're all sweaty and tired
>>11136896
A true, professional cuddler I see.
>>11136983
yeah I've had years of experience
but not too many years of course. Sweetie Belle isn't that old
>>11137136
What happens when she gets too old?
>>11137161
suicide probably
>>11137176
Why not just get a new one?
>>11137188
I have a joke that's perfect for this but nobody would ever get it.
but basically because there's no going back from perfection
>>11136896
What a cute little cunny.
>>11137252
ikr
https://youtu.be/XSM2kU6gNo8?t=11m
>>11138283
Smokey, serious question, do you own any firearms?
>>11138307
i used to have a police issue snub nosed .38 smith and wesson, a navy colt replica gun in .22 and a .22 remington pistol, but they all got stolen in a break in. they caught the nigger but i never got my guns back.
with the recent decline of society i've considered replacing them.
>>11138354
Have the zombie survival games taught you nothing?
>>11138354
What guns would be on your hit list?
>>11138376
they've taught me everything.
after the fall of humanity, there will be guns everywhere just lying all over the place. i'll get a pistol off a dead cop, and loot a shotgun from a crashed police cruiser. from there i'll just have to take out some soldier zombies and grab one of their rifles.
>>11138446
either replace my .38 or get a 9mm.
>>11138354
Please do.
You may need to protect yourself in the coming year, history is repeating itself Antifa are literally the brownshirts of hitlers nazi party's private army.
I think anyone in america right now is in a lot of danger from them.
They're getting more and more violent with no signs of slowing down.
>>11138465
Oh, nvm then. Maybe you do have what it takes to defeat the nigger insurrection.
>Want to watch some Rick and Morty
>Go onto Adult Swim stream
>Again, they can't show it to anyone without a TV login
>Remember I'm still have an account on the XFinity thing at home, even though my mom's the one paying the bills since she's the only one using it
>Login
>Don't see anything, stream broken
>Go to the stream I used last time on some third party site
>They decide to block me for using an ad blocker
>It's just a div overlaying the entire page that I can easily get rid of with block element
>Now watching Adult Swim without an account and without ads
>They could have just aired the show as usual on their site and put ads in the middle, but instead they make me turn to sweet, sweet piracy.
>>11138490
yeah, but if it comes to that, i already know antifa's weakness. i'll unleash the power of the dodge challenger.
>>11138507
that just involves waiting for them to all crip/blood murder each other.
>>11138546
>Again, they can't show it to anyone without a TV login
>Go to the stream I used last time on some third party site
>They decide to block me for using an ad blocker
Screw that. Download the episodes.
>>11138607
True, just watch out for yourself yeah?
unrelated, sort of, if I was going to get a pistol I'd want this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhK7F7kt5Qg
It looks cool, that's legitimately the only reason.
>>11138546
This one seems great http://hd.nfl-stream.live/tv.php?id=25164
I want to go home
>>11138643
That would require waiting until the episode is uploaded somewhere. I'm watching it as it first airs.
>>11138863
Ah, fair enough.
ahh fuck streams
ill just watch it at work tomorrow
oh shit wtf
Stream quality was crap, but the episode was alright.
>>11139289
The stream I posted at you was fine. Well for me at least I read in the thread some people had to reload the page because it would cut out/ stop playing.
WHAT WAS THAT POST IN RESPONSE TO
>>11139358
The Rick and Morty episode
>>11139397
Oh.
What is everyone up to tonight?
>>11139670
Just waiting for the folder to upload.
>everyone just want's me to give up my hard work.
Yes.
>>11139851
I don't know what your work is, but continue it. I like being contrarian.
>>11139877
You contrarian clancy you!
>>11139877
Do you have a firearm Rubles?
>>11139938
No. I spent 25 years of my life living with my mother, who is a hippie that does not like guns. I am now living in a dorm, where they are not allowed. When I am no longer living on campus or living with my mother, I will get myself a gun or three when I can afford it.
>>11140083
I will carry forth, carry over, cash and carry, Carrie Grant, Carrie Fisher, I'll even harikari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7HEQO9YBpc
I might inherit an arsenal of military weaponry.
bojack horseman is the only show that understands me
>>11141131
i've never watched it.
>>11141263
you totally should, its fantastic
>>11141278
I thought it was for sad depressed people though?
>>11141299
its for people who arent stupid... so yeah sad depressed people...
It hits jerks in the feels.
Does it really?
I want to cuddle a pony. Preferably a pegasus.
>>11141549
pegasi are the cuddliest
>>11141479
maybe thats why i like it
>>11141491
>>11141731
What happened to not using sync?
I grew bored of not using it.
>>11141738
Oh, yes, naturally.
>>11141759
My behind the scenes work is on point.
Eris post erishole.
Volta release when.
Need to buy new card in case current one is broken. Don't want to lateral upgrade from 900 to 900 series. Don't want to pay bullshit prices for 1000 series while it's current gen.
You mean asking people for information they do not have and being fooled?
>>11141785
They're only selling them to businesses, there will be no consumer level version.
Shut up.
Shut the FUCK UP INTERROGATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEVER POST AGAIN
>>11142353
Don't come back yet. It's not safe.
>>11142484
shh
>>11142499
>>11142510
>>11142529
*licks*
>>11142538
*lifts tail*
>>11142656
>>11142680
4u
>>11142725
I will forward it to a friend who posts Momiji. Thanks. :3
>>11142510
>>11142747
>>11142757
brb
>>11142852
*blogposts*
>>11142905
>>11142864
>>11142868
>>11142931
>>11142958
what if I yabba dabba doo some fillies
>>11142968
>>11142978
you mean the real world JRHNBR fillies or the two dimensional polychromatic ones that don't even exist?
>>11142978
>>11142984
the shit is JRHNBR?
>>11142989
>>11142991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZqHuvEtKcY
>>11143001
suh
>>11142984
the sweetie belle kind
>>11143006
nuh muh u?
>>11143014
i was rudely awoken
waiting to fall asleep
do you have your goat ready?
>>11143031
My goat?
>>11143060
um
yeah lol
the eclipse, you need a sacrifice
my goat is a beautiful white kiko and it was a virgin until yesterday which is still pretty good
>>11143074
Oh true, I do not, no, I'm on the otherside of the world so I'm safe
>>11143089
what a relief
do want anything from wherever my portal takes me?
>>11143126
Just any eternal youth/immortality potions you manage to find.
Any spare... at least one please
>>11143195
perfect that is already on the list
make sure to read the fine print on the bottles though
I'm going to sleep, see some of you tomorrow.
>>11143207
Absolutely.
>>11143006
>>11143207
It seems that every month my cat sinks more and more deeply into insanity. He never struck any one as a particularly intelligent cat but more recently his meows have grown more raspy and louder and his behavior makes even less sense as his belly flap sags ever so lowly.
From the front door I can see him approach the house and he will make eye contact with me before approaching the back door or a window and yowling to get inside.
>>11143453
Your cat has rabies, shoot it.
>>11143510
He's a very affectionate cat.
>>11143515
The final stage of super repressed rabies.
>>11143738
>>11135012
https://discord.gg/snTPUE
>>11143752
You really don't like aeris huh lmao
what did they do to you that warrants this much hostility?
not sure if you know they're in the group or not
>>11143890
i don't get it
every time i see this link and join it's always dead
what is the objective?
you just want random people to join no matter who or where they come from?
like one big multicultural group?
usually a group is only formed when there is a common interest and you might be missing that entirely here
>>11143964
I didn't nor do I care.
And yeah, aeri's has always been a cunt to our group.
I'm done with it.
>>11135012
fuck yeah
love ponies
>>11135218
bottomless buckets o'branflakes
>>11144027
what did she mean by this
>>11144217
You get more replies if you copy and paste the original post after a meme arrow.
>>11144217
dicks
>>11144388
>>11144400
*destroys the internet*
>>11144455
I'm heading to bed bread, have a good one.
>>11144455
Night Az
>>11144463
>>11144469
pretty much
>>11144469
Good night Raptor
>>11144303
>You get more replies if you copy and paste the original post after a meme arrow.
like this?
>>11144595
Yes, and after that you write, "What did he mean by this?"
>>11144027
>bottomless buckets o'branflakes
what did he mean by this?
>>11144603
You lied I literally got more replies when I didn't do it
>>11145338
>You lied
What did he mean by this?
>>11145362
>What did he mean by this?
What did he mean by this?
poni
>>11145504
Moonie!
solar eclipse today!
>>11145717
Shiny!
Do you live anywhere near total eclipse zone?
>>11145745
no just partial
>>11145750
Aw
Which state you in?
When does it start? I'm outside the big Path since I'm in Texas.
>>11145778
it started a few minutes ago.
73 minutes to totality.
>>11145778
Taking Houston as a reference, It starts about 11:47am and reaches max eclipse (67.3% blocked) about 1:17pm for that location, if you can name a city that's near you I can get a more accurate timing for your place
>>11142958
Visa: 4485929923539478
>>11145853
Dallas
I'm right on the edge of the total eclipse zone. 99.8% coverage. The moon will begin crossing in front of the sun in approximately 30min as of this post.
>Glasses acquired
>Body is ready
Let's do this! :P
>>11145878
starts 11:41am, max eclipse at 1:11 pm (76.2%)
>>11145887
Yay Urshula!! <3
NOICE!!
You're pretty damn lucky then!
Time for some moon praising!! :P
>>11145716
Heya
Looks like I'll be seeing the eclipse after all
>>11145919
Extremely lucky! Found an eclipse watching party thing in my area. They were handing out glasses like candy, lol. Was afraid I wouldn't be able to find any.
>>11145919
Thank you Canon. I don't have any glasses myself, but It'll be nice to finally be a part of one.
Here's a map btw: http://xjubier.free.fr/en/site_pages/solar_eclipses/TSE_2017_GoogleMapFull.html
I forgot about the glasses
Shit
I'm just gonna look without glasses. I'm sure it's fine.
>>11146010
my friend told me if you stare at the sun long enough you'll see a filly's vag. you should find out.
>>11146028
I'm the one who told him that
>>11145774
Florida, went out to buy food, little caeser pizza
It's starting... omg! Peace out guys!
>>11145957
>>11145989
yay.. aww ;-;
Well, atleast you'll get a dimmer day in the sky, or if you're lucky you'll find someone with or selling glasses near by
>>11145959
Well glad to hear you found something then! my curiosity as to which state you're in has increased tenfold though :P
Enjoy it in any case :3
>>11145963
Yea, you're lucky to even be in the partial range
>>11146046
aw, I'm guessing you're in the southern areas, as it seems Jacksonville will get about 91% eclipse
>>11146235
Have a fun one Ursha :3
Time to bug my adviser about research.
>>11146046
thanks you for supporting the detroit sports
>>11143738
https://www.nasa.gov/eclipselive/#NASA+TV+Public+Channel
With eclipse glasses in Pullman (we only get partial)
And without. You can hardly tell that there is a Moon in the way.
>>11146698
Hahaha weak! Suck on my Kentuckian 90% projected coverage!
Half the sun is already covered!