/sug/ - Steven Universe General Leotard Edition Last Threa

First for lapis is shit

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Here we go.

what gets your rocks off, /sug/?

SHE'S SO

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so how was your saturday everyone

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post tootsies

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>>11116223
wish there were more SU pics like this desu

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>>11116220
UNTAN UNTAN UNTAN

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>>11116183
Walk to the nearest DELI ask for some of DOSE

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Lapisfag is a retard. Funny how he can dish up character hate but can't take it. Sapphirefag 2.0

>>11116218
ass in face

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would you?

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>>11116218
big bara boys

>>11116242
>>11116253
stop posting shit retard

>>11116220
HHHIIIGGHHHH

>>11116253
Yes, I would ask her to shapeshift a vagina and then laugh when she fails.

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>>11116261
why not Bara Rubies?

>>11116253
>not a cute bulge but hyper balls
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>11116207
Quite so Justine.

>>11116253
Better than shitpiss

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>>11116223
no, post hands
everyone post your hands so i can rate them

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>>11116220
HEAVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (HEAVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY) (HEAVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)

>>11116273
Ruby sucks. You want a bara lady we got Jasper

>>11116218
Female things
>>11116222
Okay I guess
>>11116261
No.

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>>11116277
who?

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>>11116242
there are too many of us for that term to have any semblance of meaning

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>>11116253
>someone paid good money to have a visual of Peridot's ballsack inflating
Would I what though? Squeeze her balls? Kick her balls? Lick her balls? Place balls on balls?

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>>11116307
heavy?

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>>11116317

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>>11116302

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>>11116220
MOSQUITO

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>>11116320
Just a joke.

>>11116242
>i-it's all one g-guy
poor little shitdotfag

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KH Anon here, I've been playing around with some titles for future stories, tell me what you think of 'em.

>Griffin, Grouge, and The Art of Fusion
>Grouge and Peridot go to Empire City Comic Con
>Grouge's Hole (in the Temple)

I'm also working on a rough outline for these stories.

>The Quartizine Beast
>Night of Corruption

And to make things easier I've restarted my Pastebin account, but only for links to my stories.

>https://pastebin.com/Vv7TMDuS

One thing I'll also be doing in the future is, at the request of a friend, writing lewdfics involving the human OC from my crossover fics and the following SU characters...

Working on:
>Martha/OC: https://pastebin.com/nitjhM83

Coming soon:
>Pearl
>Amethyst
>Lapis
>Blue Zircon (with the possibility of Yellow Zircon joining in)
>Blue Diamond
>Holly Blue Agate
>Priyanka

And here are some potential names for new Heartless that might show up in the main fic and some of the smaller non-lewd fics. Let me know what you guys think of 'em.

>https://pastebin.com/mppmZ8xm

Worlds was fun today, too bad tomorrow's the last day.

>>11116222

Pretty good, I participated in a sealed side tournament while I was at Worlds and I got the most expensive non-Staff promo of the four available.

>>11116256
what u say?

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>>11116325
They know who they are

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>>11116346
oh okay

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>>11116302
tiny!

>>11116302
post hand wingspan

mine's 8.1 inches

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>>11116355
Oh, looks like I found him -->>>11116349

>>11116341
Pretty nice hand, 7/10.

>>11116346
Their gems are on the wrong hands.

i dont shake hands.

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This is Lapis.

Please say anything to her.

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>>11116385
>>11116385

>>11116341
>Handy
What would a handjob feel like from Ruby/Sapphire/Garnet?

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis

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>>11116391
>Peridot's gem weapon is her inflatable nutsack

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>>11116367
Leggy has cute little chubby hands! 10/10

>>11116371
That's a nice-sized hand, 8/10

>>11116302
Why would I want to post my hands? This sounds like this is a sexual thing for you.

>>11116261
am i the only gay here who doesn't like armpit hair?? hell, i don't like body hair in general aside from chest hair and a happy trail desu.

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>>11116413
Post your hand right now!

>>11116396
>being uncomfortable with physical contact = gay
what world do you live in

>>11116391
please marry me

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>>11116399
>Ruby: your dick skin will peel off and you'll be left with a raw dick
>Sapphire: your dick will freeze and you'll probably die of pneumonia
>Garnet: just right

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>>11116413
o-of course not! if it makes you uncomfortable feel free to post a foot instead!!!

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>>11116302

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>>11116302

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>>11116302
photo I've used a lot but I'm lazy as fuck

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I wanna binge on okko but the animation feels kinda.....fuzzy? Idk how to describe it. Is it a good show?

>>11116391
Breast implants won't help you feed your babies that you abandoned.

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The artist finally uploaded this picture

>>11116470
Her hands are bigger than Lapis' whole arm

>>11116505
>What could have been vs what we got

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here's Lapis

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Gems should do the hula

>>11116423
I'm bi and I guess it depends on if it suits the person or not.

>>11116467
That hand looks old and jewy and jewelry is gross. 3/10

>>11116470
Cute small hand getting grabbed by big warm and sweaty hands, 11/10

>>11116480
Your hand looks weathered and your thumb is very long, but otherwise nice. 8/10

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>>11116530
uh-oh

>>11116484
It's fun, it's goofy and doesn't take itself too seriously

>>11116391
>Tits
This isn't Lapis.

>>11116438
shit taste. you'd have more fun marrying a brick wall

>>11116532
You should do the hula with me

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>>11116543
ah fuck

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>>11116302
here's a moth

>>11116563
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL

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>>11116530

>>11116568
that looks like Smurf cocaine

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>>11116554
I've already moved in with her.

>>11116585
Lapis is a smurf

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>Have to wait half an hour for the next bus home.

Goddamn it, I hate living in SoCal...

But it's worth it!

>>11116532

God, I haven't been to Hawaii in ages...

>>11116530
>>11116543
>>11116562
what an epic tale

>>11116563
Those are some cute hands and an extra cute moff. 10/10

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>>11116402

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>>11116302
>post your hand

>>11116559
I only know a couple of hula moves. Is that okay?

>>11116426
No.
>>11116462
That's even worse!

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mirror mirror on the wall
who's the thiccest gem of all

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>>11116630
It's a hickory horned devil!

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>>11116641
Fic where Lapis stalks Steven, finds out who he has for waifus and then cosplays as them to /ss/educe him when?

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>>11116693

>>11116655
Oh good, you can teach me! I just hope you have a couple hula outfits

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>>11116563
My moth is less pretty

>>11116701
pedo leave

>>11116711
Those fuckers always land in my cereal. I enjoy killing them.

>>11116594

But where's the white hat and skirt?

>>11116711
Still looks neat though.

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>>11116505
heehee

>>11116710
I don't, but they're easy to make if you know what you're doing.

>>11116647
Those look like skeleton hands, kinda creepy but cool. 7.5/10

>>11116675
Do. It.

>>11116696
A cool name for a really cool insect. It looks soft and fuzzy.

>>11116711
It still looks rather nice, it has a neat woody look. 8.2/10 hand.

>>11116731
Are you sure you're not thinking of Indian Meal Moths? They look like that but they're much smaller and are a known kitchen pest.

>>11116731
enjoy the moth fuzz all over your cereal

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I LOVE THESE

>The Answer
>It Could've Been Great
>Message Received
>Back to the Moon
>Steven's Dream
>That Will Be All
>The Trial

Rank each ep with a Diamond appearance/major Diamond presence.

>>11116778
I'd buy those Lapis and Jasper ones.

>>11116778
Gimme gimme peri

>>11116764
I don't care. I hate all moths.

>>11116814
I'm going to buy Jasper and Peridot. Hopefully they sell them on an english website. The artist is Japanese

>>11116778
We need a white diamond gem.

>>11116805
Is this based on the episode's overall quality, or the quality of the Diamond's appearance?

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hey it's ya boy shuckle anon again who wants to hear intimate details about my personal life that might not even be true who knows i need attention to survive shuckles only need to eat like once every 2 to 3 weeks

>>11116754
I probably wouldn't know what I'm doing, but we can make some together

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>>11116836
sorry they didn't draw pearl

>>11116778
Reminder that in the series finale, Peridot, Lapis, and Jasper will take over for Yellow, Blue, and Pink Diamonds respectively.

>>11116854
But She's a Pink Diamond gem

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>>11116530
>>11116543
>>11116562

>>11116861
Nice headcanon, faggot

>>11116843
Overall episode quality is what I meant, but feel free to do either/both. Feel like I should've added the extended intro too if it's based in Diamond presence.

>>11116805
> The Trial
> Steven's Dream
> That Will Be All
> The Answer
> Back to the Moon
> Message Received
> It Could've Been Great

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>I have stuff I never cropped to post
kill me

>>11116844
Who's your favorite starter Shuckle?

>>11116830
You'd best hurry and look into it then

>>11116805
>The Trial
>That Will Be All
>It Could've Been Great
>The Answer
>Steven's Dream
>Back to the Moon
>Message Received

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>>11116701
I still wanna do it, I got sick and distracted before but I still wanna do it.

Platonic Steven/Gem stuff is the cutest shit.

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>>11116895

>>11116859
That's a cool idea, but who will be White, Steven? I'm not sure how I feel about a straight white male being the leader.

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>>11116881
well coming from someone who's only ever bought like 3 pokemon games probably squirtle because blastoise is fuckin cool although as a lad it was charmander

>>11116913
*Sexual

>>11116929
So ur not even into pokemon, shame on you Shuckle!

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I can't wait for non-zuke episodes with these three.

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>>11116253
its peri i would regardless..

hows everyone doing tonight sug? ive been napping all day long and i feel like shit as always..

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>>11116913
canon ages = platonic
aged up = sexual is good shit

>>11116939
this senpai

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>>11116951
listen man
listen
i thought all the gen 2 starters were lame so i never bought another but i had a shuckle SO I'M NOT A COMPLETE FRAUD

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>>11116964

Just heading home from my second day at the Pokemon World Championships, it was fun.

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>>11116963
I'm still mad autism trio hasn't gotten a proper episode yet, the two barely acknowledge Steven in Zuke episodes.

>>11116964
I'm still seriously concerned that I might be dying of some incurable neurological disease but at least it motived me to write again. It actually didn't turn out bad this time

>>11116871
It's not headcanon if we have proof (Pink diamond space suit symbol)

>>11116964
Stop napping so much, oversleeping will make you feel like shit.

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>>11116900

mnn you can't be like the big brown

>>11116963
How many are there up to this point? There's the "Video Chat" short done by Colin which was great, and the first half of "Gem Harvest" by Paul/Raven, but it was mostly setup for the second half + that episode was wack anyway.

>>11116865
kek

did you buy them to take home anon, or were you just standing around and taking pictures of merchandise like a weirdo

>>11116975
Gen 2 is the best gen. Get some culture!

>>11116964
Me and my same aged cousin played Persona 5.
Was able to do more then just tag along adding sometimes witty dialogue when she had to leave, played the fuck out of Futaba's palace.

>>11116975
hey shuckle, how does it feel knowing that since gen 6 there are several common pokemon that can beat your max attack power without having to use a move to get it?

>>11117010
Can I have a big tuper?

>>11116998
nice headcanon fag

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>>11117012
paul and raven did a wonderful episode of the barn gems running the car wash with "the steven"!

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>>11116983
oh hey tcg anon! hows worlds going on in general? are you winning most of your games?

>>11116996
>neurological disease
my dude call 911 if you think its an emergency.. dont die on us anon

>>11117004
im so mentally tired everyday i litterally dont want to do anything but sleep, even thought it still makes me feel like shit..

>>11117021
never played that game but i heard it was good..

gotta do shit be back in an hour..

>>11117035
I had a big raims is a big taims

>>11117012
Video Chat and The New Crystal Gems were shit

>>11117047
>Is given proof in show
>"n-nice h-h-eadcanonbro!"

>>11116964
almost got caught by the cops, they let me go though, I'm not sure how though. I did everything wrong you could do when getting stopped except telling the cop I was autistic, I think he pitied me and let me go. Thank god my weed guy wasn't driving we'd be fucked.

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>>11117012
Video Chat was real good. I wish we'd seen the sleepover in GH but yeah that's it. There'll probs be more after S5.

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>>11117062
>proof

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>>11116693
Easy

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>>11117062
You never gave real proof. Keep jerking yourself off with that shit head canon of yours, fag

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>>11117006

>>11116805
For actual Diamond appearances:
The Trial>That Will Be All>Steven's Dream>Message Received.
I have mixed feelings about Message Received. Peridot's description of her with the mural popping up in the background felt chilling, but it's too bad they used the rest of that episode to downplay YD and make her lose her cool to Peridot's name calling.

For the other murals: It Could Have Been Great> Back to the Moon. White Diamond's mural made me more excited than Pink Diamond's mural reveal, I think. Everyone's silence while walking right past the White Diamond mural got me real fucking suspicious/excited, and it was already suspected that Rose had something to do with PD's death before the big reveal by Eyeball. A fucking one-eyed Ruby revealing it was kind of strange. Pearl and Garnet's reactions were really interesting, though.

Blue Diamond showing up in The Answer was alright, I suppose, but all the fanart for flashback Blue Diamond has a little less value since the redesign. Garnet's narration possibly makes it biased against BD.

>>11117052
>connie episode
automatically shit

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>>11117075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CEmAEAIm8s

>>11117025
That's literally every pokemon anon. Every pokemon has more than Shuckle without using a move.

>>11117106
fuck off with this vaguely same pose shit

>>11117052
>>11117058
Anon specified episodes with Barn Gems AND Steven, so I didn't include TNCG. Although I think it was fine, it could've been better. Would've liked if it had Connie, Lapis, and Peri each chasing down Doc, Army, and Leggy, since they didn't have any relevant moments again before Navy presumably picked them up again.

>>11116964
getting ready for school in a week, antsy as fuck

>>11117106
nice headcanon fag

>>11117058
They didn't say tncg tard

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>>11117053

I'm only a spectator and I still don't have a Standard format deck built, so I haven't been doing a lot of matches.

I did take part in a Sealed side tournament today though, I pulled this motherfucker out of my prerelease box and I won my first match while losing my next two.

>hows worlds going on in general?

Pretty good, I got a few people interested in my leftover League stuff so I probably be leaving with less of it tomorrow evening.

As far the actual tournament, a lot hyped decks are getting trashed due to RNG.

>>11117136
It's not headcanon if we have proof (Pink diamond space suit symbol)

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>>11117019
enjoy your "baby pokemon" you oafish retard
>>11117025
i think you're overstepping your boundaries here champ

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>>11117093

>>11117053
>call 911 if you think its an emergency

it's not, but I've got a doctor's appointment scheduled. I'm twitching, shaking, wobbling, and I've forgotten my card at a restaurant three times in the past two months. Hopefully the first three are just prediabetes and the last is just absentmindedness but I'm still scared as hell

>>11117120
They should've had a fight rather than dick around doing whatever. The only part I liked was Lapis's impressions and being mean to Connie.

>>11117178
You need some real proof (I can put things in brackets too) Nice headcanon fag

>>11117188
You're a gen 2

>>11117107
with a single move, shuckle can have the max base attack stat

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>>11117190

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>>11117203

>>11117233
God I fucking love Stevonnie

>>11117075
>>11117089
>Something that happened in the show, pink diamond space suit, isn't proof
are you guys stupid?

>>11117203
[Apparently you can't dumb faggot.]

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>>11117233

>>11117053
>im so mentally tired everyday i litterally dont want to do anything but sleep
I keep it's hard, but you really got to force yourself. Just doing anything to fill the time you would spent sleeping will help.

>>11117237
http://www.ef.com/english-resources/english-grammar/brackets-and-parentheses/

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When did we find out the Diamonds were gigantic? The Answer?

>>11117274
Well then, I guess you're correct. Carry on.

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>>11117256
--> >>11117274

>>11117251
>actually believing this

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>>11117263
>>11117245
That's two kids!

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>>11117219
so are xatu and octillery
and wooper
and lugia
and heracross
these are the only cool ones, the rest are fuckin lame as shit you fat down syndrome

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>>11117307

>>11117322
this artstyle is UG

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pls stop fighting you guys. Pearl was, like, made by White Diamond and belonged to Pink Diamond for a period of time. That's how she became acquainted with Rose, probably.

Somehow I don't think we'll ever encounter a Pink Diamond Pearl variant with a naval gem. No dialogue, at least. Either Pink Diamond didn't have time to make her own naval gem Pearl yet, or she chose to keep our Pearl for some reason.

>>11117349
This, WD gave Pearl to PD. End of story.

When will we see good porn of Blue getting dommed by Pink?

>>11117283
It seems so. They've never showed the diamonds before.

>camera ribbon for 2DS got ripped by accident
>but speakers stopped crackling and popping
I say that's a fair trade

>>11117411
>2DS
lol poor

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>>11117322
Their fusion would be nuts.

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where did i go wrong in my life

>>11117437
>2DS
I'd agree if it was an even worse version of the 3ds, but all it does is remove the awful headache inducing 3D mode for a 100+ dollar price drop.

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>>11117321

>>11117404
very cute

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>>11117454
>ywn get to cuddle a soft warm Peridot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww9enHgQZLw
oh, the shit you find when you search "Steven Universe" on YouTube and set it to "newest first"

>>11117476
Not only did he disappear, but he also moved the sun and made the shadows on the star different. Is he an epic level wizard?!

>>11117198
Would've liked it if maybe it seemed like it was gonna be them just washing cars at first, but then the Rubies show up. So like:

>Episode from beginning to Connie waking up the second morning is the same, aside from them trying to mimic the others
>When they get there the second day, they see the 3 Rubies running around Beach City, and decide to split up.
>Connie goes against Doc, and they spar a bit. Connie gets dangerously close to poofing her, but she wisely surrenders
>Peridot goes against Army. Army's natural battle prowess initially makes Peridot uneasy, but after Army knocks down the car wash sign, Peri uses her metal powers to pin and trap Army against the wall using debris.
>After Connie and Peridot meet back up at the Car Wash, Lapis and Pumpkin show up with Leggy. She didn't even bother putting up a fight.
>It cuts back to Steven and the Gems in the present day. Lapis played security guard for the Rubies while Connie and Peridot made the new car wash sign
>After they present it, they begrudgingly apologize to the gems, and stay with the Barn gems
>Until Navy takes them back in "Room for Ruby"

fart fart fart

>>11117454
I wonder what it's personality would be like. Would Steven help balance Lapis and Peridot's autism?

>>11117564
go back to the barn lapis

>>11117555
Made me kek

>>11117564
HEY
don't FART around my KIDS

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>>11117502

>>11117568
He'd add more autism to give it legitimate asperger's. It'd be silly and childish and unaware of utter indestructibility mixed with worldending powers both aquatic and metallic.

>>11117578
>>11117597
*pbbth*

>>11117568
she would just scream

>>11117555
???

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>>11117686

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>>11116484
You should give it a try, its pretty great

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>>11117611

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>>11117692

>>11116484
Yes, it's good show and at least something to fill the void.

>>11117686
>>11117692
>>11117702
s p i c y

>>11117555
Kino

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>>11117698

>>11117562
Sounds way more fun and a better set-up for RfR. I wish the crew would think these things through more.

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>>11117747
There is not enough sensual porn of Gems.

>>11117283
The Answer, I guess, but really Steven's Dream.
The Answer and Message Received made them look like they were smaller than Sardonyx, with their Yearl being up to YD's knee.
Whereas now, they're being drawn larger than Alexandrite, with YD being able to carry both Pearls in one hand.
I think they realized how small they accidentally made the Diamonds before and retconned that by the next time they appeared.

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>>11117067
is it still illegal to carry weed around? i though it was legalized in most states?

>>11117135
sorry to hear that my dude.. my uni doesnt start till late september but the downside is that it doesnt end till mid june

>>11116484
It's mediocre compared to SU, AT, and RS

>>11116701
nice

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>>11117154
>I pulled this motherfucker
i dont play the pokemon tcg but im assuming that charizard is bad ass, yeah?

>>11117197
honestly twitching, shaking and wobbling are signs of a bunch of shit, so i wouldnt be worried about a neurological thing.. still tho go see ur doc appointment my dude

>>11117271
i mean id just be playing games in that time so it doesnt really matter, im still doing nothing productive lol

>>11117515
dont remind me im already on the verge of killing myself..

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>>11117807
Really, it's mostly weird and rapey. I want soft romance.

>>11117921
No, it's highly illegal. Only some places let you smoke it, and that is only at your house or designated spots. It's the smart way of doing things.
>>11117930
Howdy

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>>11117793

>>11117930
you couldnt even last a week, huh

>>11117874
It also could be that the Diamonds almost always have to adjust their size to keep comfortable.

In "Steven's Dream" and "The Answer", Blue Diamond was shapeshifted to be comfortable in her palanquin seat. In the former episode, the palanquin was parked nearby, so she probably had stepped out and didn't bother readjusting her size since she was gonna go back in there anyway

In "Message Received", Yellow Diamond shapeshifted to fit comfortably in her couch seat thing she had.

"That's Will Be All" and "The Trial" are probably their true sizes.

>>11116964
I'm teaching my almost-retarded 17 year old half nephew basic multiplication and division. He's hopeless.

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well, it's done, and it's really edgy

>>11118002
Or maybe their true sizes are even bigger, and they had to be that small to fit through the doors in the zoo.

where's suicide lapis when we need her

>>11118032
hahaha, oh my god you did it! excellent! this is great

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>>11116964
was out embracing the wonderful world of nature

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>>11117992

>>11118032
i could use some context

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>>11116964
i really want to FUCKING die

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>>11116964
Trying to draw and failing, tried to read art books like keys to drawing and the others but my parents and somehow still alive grandmother made fun of me for having to read a book like that after years of drawing.

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>>11116964
I'm listening to Bob Dylan, so melancholic I guess

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>>11118087
I wonder if she's ever tried eating them.

>>11118093

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>>11117973
It resells for $50+ and the Staff versions of it go for at least $400, so yeah.

And these were the top 8 decks a while ago, a couple of the Japanese players have been getting warnings for not shuffling properly with one player getting two consecutive warnings.

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>>11118002
I never noticed how silly BD's proportions are when she gets in her palanquin.

>>11118032
pretty good though, very emotional

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>>11118151

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>got blessed with a magnificent commission prompt tonight

>>11118204
>it involves zircon

>>11118204
go fucking work on it and stop avatarfagging your fucking ugly waifu
and i hope it's something besides fat fetish shit

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Is this slight giantess fetish?

>>11118204
Do tell do tell

>>11118253
ZIRCONS ARE BIG

compare her with jasper please

>theres a blog that draws su nazi fan art
i thought we agreed not to cross the autism beams

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>>11118213
You bet your ass it does
>>11118256
It's a pretty big project, but I will say it's lewd Jascon

>>11118204
That's great!

>>11118204
What was it?

>>11118268
We've long since passed that standard, now we have time to see just how bad it will get

>>11118273
no way, that's too niche, they're pulling your buttons. or it's tooney trying to make you jizz

>>11118253
I feel like Pearl's a bit short there. But yeah, Zircon is taller. Between Pearl and Garnet I'd guess

>>11118293
I'm dead serious, I can't wait

>>11118296
is there a height chart somewhere

>>11118290
the sad part is the art is well drawn

>>11118328
and THAT is why the blog is getting noticed

I wish I had someone I looked up to who I could show my writing to and not get hurtful criticism from but who I would not expect to be lying to me even if they were

>>11118293
Tooney here, I fucking wish I had the money to do that shit, I'm fuckin broke

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>>11118201

>>11118253
Zircon is around Stevonnie size.

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>>11118313
I made this a while back. It's not meant to be a height chart, but I did attempt to be very accurate

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>>11118343
and i wish you'd shut up

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>>11118113
same anon, saaaaame

>>11118087
every time i leave my room i just want to go back home

>>11118157
>Staff versions of it go for at least $400
jfc why does every tcg have expensive cards lol

>>11118273
>It's a pretty big project
what about it makes it a big project? unless thats a pun

>>11118268
this. it's cringey, "KEK GUISE IM WAN MAKE THE ESS JAY DOUBLE U'S MAD HEHE"

>>11118352
then goddamn, she lucked out,
i love you and galaxy. i've been meaning to ask who your favorite fusions were

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>>11118361

been wanting to say this for a while but work has me wanting to die so i always forget:
lars went from kirk cobain to captain kirk in those previews. im very impressed, it cant have been more than a month since the trial that lars was angsty not having the balls to give his Filipino potato cake to teenagers who give praise and alms to you for bringing paper plates.
and now look at him, he's a wanted criminal that continuously dicks around in outer space, giving the business to a powerful galactic empire giving zero fucks.
now thats what i call character development

>>11118361
disgusting

>>11118390
I was serious about having to teach my half nephew that.

>>11118006

h i a t u s

s u t a i h

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>>11118407
still funny

>>11118417
she shoulda went all the way

your art fucking sucks

test

>>11118469
fuck you

>>11118365
>I did attempt to be very accurate
Then why's Pearl under Pink Diamond?

>>11118399
>>11118334
as someone who is always a slut for aesthetically pleasing art, the blog has me extremely conflicted.

>>11118365
>no Garnet
>no Steven

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>>11118422
lol well how come it goes down to you to teach him? does he have no one else to help him out?

>>11118491
we can hear you loud and clear

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>>11118469
your mom fucking sucks this dick

>>11118469
who was this directed at?

>>11118523
you

>>11118529
joke's on you i know it does

do you think if i killed myself it'd be in the local paper

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>>11118390
>jfc why does every tcg have expensive cards lol

Those are just collector's pieces, they would never see use in an actual catd game. Another reason why they go for that price is because it's a Charizard with limited availability (and if the rumors are true, almost never given to those who volunteered to judge those prereleases).

If you want example of a card that has playability and costs a lot, then Tapu Lele-GX is a VERY good example. It's lowest rarity print costs $60 at the least.

>>11118273
>>11118204

That's great to hear, Galaxy! Will you post it here when it's done?

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>>11118449

>>11118513
Well, he lives with my mother because his mom (my half sister) is an alcoholic and drug addict who has shrugged off any kind of help we have tried to get her. It comes down to me to teach him in the little spare time that I have because my mother works most of the day and no one else gives a shit.

>>11118503
>aesthetically pleasing
>bright red
>meh art
yeah ok

>>11118469
scribbles isnt that bad anon cmon

>>11118554
sure, but then people would just remember you as "that guy who killed himself"

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>>11118563
>catd
*card

I hate taking the bus home.

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>>11118570
least i'd be remembered

>>11118566
i didnt say it was leonardo davinci, but theres a lot of effort put in to shitposting.

>>11118503
maybe this artist will calm down and start up a regular blog kek

>>11118554
no, you're probably some nobody neet

stop posting here, i hate you

>>11118591
nope, dozens of people commit suicide every day. the only people who would remember are the ones who already know you anyway

>>11118587
yokai watch?

wake up anon