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Here are the final raffles! Each raffle is represented by a number, with the raffled item(s) following. To enter one, just reply with your username and the number(s) of the raffles you want to be entered in, or if you want to be in all of them just say 'all'. You can only win once, so if you entered for two or more different raffles and won one your name will be removed from the running for the other raffles to allow other people a chance to win. However, if there are less people than raffles and all who entered won once, then all names for the remaining raffles will be put back in and you will have a chance to win a second time! Raffles will be done in order.

1: x9 bottled faeries (winner gets to choose what type of faeries they want) and one random piece of a Secret Laboratory Map
2: One lot of 10 codestones (one of each) + 100k neopoints
3: Fire Lupe Morphing Potion + Starry Tuskaninny Morphing Potion
4: Halloween Eyrie Morphing Potion + random codestone
5: One lot of dubloons (x1 Fifty, x2 Twenty, x2 Ten, x2 Five, x2 Two, x1 One) + 90k neopoints
6: One lot of scratchcards (x4 Race to Riches, x3 Terror Trove, x2 Faeries Fortune , x1 Coltzans Cash) + 90k neopoints
7: Two lots of 175k neopoints (two people can win!)
8: Pirate Paint Brush + 15k NP
9: x1 Dyeworks Hue Brew Potion
10: x1 Faerie Quest Fortune Cookie
11: 500k neopoints

>>11105318, I'll auto-add you to all of the raffles.

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>>11113589
please add me for raffle 10, I dont want to be in lots since I was lucky enough to win one already
it's grandiose252

thank you!

>>11113589
jbs2017

all

I'm about to leave and probably won't be back until late, so I won't be able to claim anything until then. But I have 3 junk trades up.

Thanks again so much for doing this.

Best of luck everybody!

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>try to code a simple donation button in my shop
>it's supposed to link to an item i overpriced to be a set donation price
>neopets filters out "browseshop.phtml" as a disallowed word
>mfw ive seen someone code this before and i have no idea how they did it
HELP HELP

>>11113589
dementia_20
11
So close to finally buying the Secret Lab Set

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>>11113589
emileoak
Sign me up for 2, 7, and 9, senpai.

>>11113589
gonzalo_15_2

11 please

>>11113589
peophin7772
2 4 7 9 10 11
Good luck everyone!

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>>11113589
Milky in for 2, 3, 4, 7, 8, and 11.

>>11114337
>>11113589
Actually, changing it to
2, 3, 4, 5, 7 and 11
Still dementia_20

big bori hugs

>>11117512
Bruce Forsythe died. He was the original Bruce Neopet

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>all these people jumping into the drawing
>just sitting back in the dark

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Someone posted this comm I got in the last thread before I got around to it, but hey, one more time.

Really wishing that gear like this wasn't pet-specific.

>>11117575
What dastardly schemes are you up to Anon???

Okay, I did the same as last time for the most part and have a list of the winners. For people who had won already and listed multiple raffles I took you out of the remaining ones. Since most raffles had two or three people vying for them, there was only one eligible person left for the raffle when winners were taken out so that person automatically won. There was only one person who put 'all', so when they won raffles that had only one other person going for them that person won. The only exception is 11, since everyone who listed other raffles won them and there was only one person who only put it down. Since so many people wanted it I decided to put all names into the raffle for 11. After going through the list once, there were leftover raffles so those who chose an unwon raffle got their name put back in for that raffle. Literally no one chose raffle #5, so I put everyone's name into that raffle. Since most people seemed to be interested in the neopoints instead of items, I'll be adding 110k to each person's winnings. For those that won NC items, I'll be sending them to you through Gift Boxes. Put up a junk lot to get your extra neopoints. The winners will be listed in the next post, I wanted to try and explain how the winners were decided with a rather lopsided system + multiple giveaways, which I realized while trying to get the results.

>>11119610
Here are the winners for the multi-raffle!

1: anaheim_valentino
2: jbs2017
3: dementia_20
4: peophin7772
5: dementia_20
6: Milky
7: emileoak, Milky
8: jbs2017
9: peophin7772
10: grandiose252
11: gonzalo_15_2

If you won raffles 9 or 10, put a junk lot in the TP to get your extra neopoints. Winners of multiple raffles will need to make another lot to get all of their winnings. If you won more than once you'll get 110k for the first lot, and 50k for the second. It may take a while for you to get your winnings, so don't worry if it's taking a long time.

>>11114105
nvm it works now im stupid

>>11119738
That last part is for the extra NP I'm adding on. So you'll get 160k in total.

>>11119610
Should we link our TP lots here?

>>11119882
There's no need to, just put your username here so I know who you are and don't have to search the TP.

>>11119738
>potions and doubloons
Oh yay, dementia_20 here
Put up a Ghostkerchief banjo and a pandaphant puppet
Thanks RaffleAnon!

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>>11119738
>>11114431
Poison Snowball up.

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thoughts on this layout? does it look buggy or fucked for anyone?
http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=deetdeetle

im thinking of changing the header image to something that isnt premade, aka drawing something myself, but i like the wood background

is there anything interesting i can do besides the donations horsecrap?

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Snowager time.

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List of people I got so far: anaheim_valentino, jbs2017 (though I may need to resend an offer if I double-offered by accident), emileoak, dementia_20. grandiose252 and peophin7772 I sent your prizes though Gift Boxes, though you need to make a junk lot in the TP.

>>11120049
It looks like pic related for me at the top. The rest of the page is fine. I think you add links to a random daily, otherwise I like the page as it is

>>11120239
The page doesn't seem to like imgur links for you, that's funny. I'll think of a nice looking way to link to a daily, thanks

>>11120282
I'm using an older version of Firefox and have uBlock + NoScript running, so maybe that's why the imgur links aren't working. If the links are working for you then the issue is on my end.

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>>11117482
my favourite

>>11119738
I'll get a TP lot for you up later today

>>11119970
peophin7772 here, I accepted the Potion and put up a Green Doughnut

Got everyone except for gonzalo_15_2 and grandiose252's extra NP. I'm gonna go to sleep soon, so if I missed you I'll get you when I wake up. Have a good night /npg/, and thanks to those that participated! It was fun!

>>11120466
That's fine. Just make sure to leave your username here when you do so I know who you are.

>>11120239
jbs2017 here.

I accepted 10 codestones, the pirate paintbrush, and a light faerie, plus a total of 275,000np. I wasn't expecting the faerie, but everything else seems correct. But i'm drunk and tired so don't trust me. I'll return anything you ask if you misoffered something

Tanks, raffleanon. You're pretty neat

>finally get enough NP to buy Secret Lab map
>nothing happens on first Zappening
C'est la vie

>>11120767
Worth!

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HAPPY USUKICON YEAR 19, /NPG/!!!

Answer today's Daily Puzzle for... Just 397 NP today, I guess, lol.

However, just like in past years, also be on the lookout for the release of new Usukicon Goodie Bags!
These items often go for over 100K despite being Toy category items of less than Rarity 90, as they can give out some exclusive &/or valuable prizes when played with!!

https://items.jellyneo.net/search/?name=Usukicon&sort=3&sort_dir=desc

Needless to say, once these goodie bags, players wanting to find out what's in them, gamble, & get some prices will drive up demand & thus prices, too, so be on the look out for them.
But you don't actually have to restock for them!

They're actually in the rarity range of items that the Wishing Well can grant!

With about 21 NP for each of your 7 wishes, every 12 hours, these will be high demand, & it will be the lucky few getting this super sellable "'con swag"!!


And.... That's all for now, I guess!
Here's looking forward to the Goodie Bag release, & good luck, /npg/!!!

(Sorry about the lateness, /npg/!)
>>11120767

Congrats on getting Lab Ray access, BTW!! Here's hoping you get the Lab Ray Scientist challenger so you can sex change your pets for free!

Good night

Has any one ever actually gotten NC from the expellibox?

>>11124895

I have, like, once or twice. But it's still NP a lot of the rest of the time. Sometimes up to 2,000 like when the Scarab goes to Tyrannia.

This is still going?

>>11120715
That's correct. I forgot to put in the 100k for the codestones in a previous lot, and you can't offer pure neopoints on the TP from what I remember, hence the fairy. You're welcome!

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>log back in for the first time in forever
>see this
Does he want to sleep... forever?
What have I done?

>>11125682
Welcome back, anon
Let me be the first one to say
FEED
YOUR
PET/S

>clicking the usukicon banner on the main page takes you to the Governor's mansion
Well, that's random

>>11119738
>11: gonzalo_15_2
https://youtu.be/2FGDgOnGT8I

>>11120630
I'm gonna leave a junk item in the trading post

>>11126693
Ok, left a wet snowball

>>11126724
Left an offer, go check the TP!

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>>11126927
Thanks a million dude!

I think I'll finally have 3 million NP for the first time!

>>11127066

Congrats anon! Are you gonna save up more?

>>11127177
Yup, I'm trying to get an Ultimate Riches account in the bank

I'm just kinda bad at not wasting my money since there are many things I want to buy

>>11119738
made a tp post for you on bundle 10

>>11127349
Left an offer!

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>>11127401
thanks again anon

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>>11128443

Oh boy.

Sweet, mutant day is coming up next week. Will we get a mutant Vandagyre this year?

I was quite fond of the mutant Wocky released last year so it could be good.

>>11129087

Correction: Mutant Wocky was released on Sloth Appreciation Day. Still though, good art.

http://www.neopets.com/habitarium/
Did you guys remember to get your Habi goodie box?

I want a bori to burrow into my skull cavity, killing me instantly

>>11130206

Rough day anon?

40:10

Good recoup for me after the past few days.

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>tamper monkey script put me on another high score table
>i'll probably win a trophy for it this time

Fuck me, i never meant for this

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Not what I hoped for but could be worse, 400k worth for 60k is still pretty good.

>>11140786

Oooh, nice. Do you collect coins or are you going to sell?

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Hope you picked The Order, /npg/!!
Enjoy the boons if so!
If not, well... enjoy your consolation prize!
(Unless you forgot to join/fight, of course.)

>>11142337
Dammit!
The one time I bit the bullet and went with Brute despite going against the grain before.

>>11142507

Ouch, sorry. Well, admittedly, Help Chat was on Order's side, along with plenty who DIDN'T care about Avatars, since Order has some pretty good boons.

Better luck next time! :(

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Sorry for being late! Turmaculus is awake until the end of the hour, /npg/!!

Hey guys, is it a no-no to use your gallery as a second shop? I'm trying to sell shit fast

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>>11144266

Do you mean, put up a gallery & say "If you want something in here, contact me" so as to facilitate the sales of those items?

That sounds like a dubious question. Maybe it's done, but I'd recommend asking the Editorial; They can usually give you an answer if you're unsure if something's okay with the rules.

http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editform

If you've done that & can't wait, or are somehow unwilling to ask in the Editorial -you can even ask to have your username omitted, & it's pretty much guaranteed!- you can search through past Editorials!!

http://www.jellyneo.net/index.php?go=editorialdb

Jellyneo in the past, has had their own Editorial as well, & while they aren't official Neopets staff, they're at least an officially recognized fan-site and you can use that page to search their editorials, too!


Incidentally, as you'll see in the editorial question submission page for the most recent Neopian Times issue, there's a nice background image!

....Although, it didn't get stretched, but repeated, IMHO, it still looks nice.
Judging by the articles, it appears issue 794 has a sky theme.

Personally, I think it's a pretty background picture!
(Although it is slightly awkward to show old Faerieland, IMHO. But it's pretty. Inb4 foreshadowing.)

Pardon my verbosity, & hope all this helps, anon!

Also, Snowager time for almost 35 more minutes, /npg/!!
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

>>11142091
If you want to buy it ill make a discount, i don't really collect coins but i hate selling this kind of stuff, even more so when it's worth less than 1mil

>>11144452
Um I mean literally naming my gallery "Items 4 Sale" and saying in the description, "Everything in here is for sale, NM to haggle"

>>11145456
I've seen tons of people do that, pretty sure it's fine

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tfw you will never hug your pets

>>11146352

Cute Cybunny in that image, anon! Who's the artist?

>>11146618
artist is danger-ousmaze on FA

>lonbluewolf drew inventory aisha porn
good

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>>11147206
She's a cutie

>>11147706
Anon plz, some of us are innocent and should not be exposed to such lewdness

I want to restock with the inventory aisha

>someone makes you a ridiculously low offer on your trade
>ask them if they can meet you halfway and come up a little
>I'm sorry it's all I have
MHMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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>>11149047
[x] doubt

>>11149065
"...you fuck young Bori, Valdez?"

>>11149047
never settle

stick to your price

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Almost 15 minutes of Snow Snake nap time left, /npg/!!

(Sorry, I'm tired.)

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>>11149501
>moans and goes back to sleep

>>11149534
just like my wife

me too thanks

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>played this game a lot 13-14 years ago
>always wanted a krawk
>kept hearing it's easy to get one now
>play the game for 3 weeks
>get the pirate krawk morphing potion
>use it on a new neopet
>finally have a krawk
>even bought a glowing paint brush for him
>never even used paintbrushes as a kid
>tfw in my heart I know it'll never be the same as owning one back in the day the hard way, with all the lore of using an actual petpet krawk in the cave and all that

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>>11150308
you can still get a krawk petpet and take it to the cove if you want to do it the "legit" way

>>11150361
I would but I want a theme for my pets of dragons or dragon like creatures, so the next hurdle is a draik, and a scorchio in the meantime, I'll skip skeith because it's ugly, my first pet was a shoryu

does anyone wanna buy the book Undiscovered Treasures off me? I got it from the toy repair shop but im having a hard time selling it. I have it up on the TP for 700k

>Your current balance and interest rate allow you to gain 50,423 NP per day (it's rounded up)!
Halfway there.

>>11151050

I'm only at 30K interest per day. How long ago did you start pursuing about 100K interest a day?

>>11152854
My goal has always been to have the most money and be the biggest jew in /npg/. I returned to neopets in August 2015 but got a full time job shortly after so I don't even RS anymore. It's mostly from food club.

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>>11147706

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>waiting on people to get back to you about trades
>check their profiles to see the last time they were online
>the fucks edit their profiles so that "last online" displays some retarded custom shit that isn't accurate at all

>totally forgot lab ray could also change gender
Literally my fetish
>got that result followed by +5 HP
I'm tempted to zap my pets until everyone gets r63'd, but knowing my luck something retarded will happen first

>>11155350
>...and she changes to a red Skeith!

>>11155350
Fight The Lab Ray Scientist guy in the battledome

He can change your pet's gender in the fight.

>>11155350
>>totally forgot lab ray could also change gender
>Literally my fetish

Same.
Coming back almost a year ago gave me the weirdest boner.
(but it was not a why boner, oh no...I knew why)

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Snowager time!

>>11155350

You know, HP is how much stamina your pet has, or how much energy they have.
One thing in real life that can provide more staying power & energy is fat; AFAIK, it has a big purpose as energy storage, such as in case you need to hibernate or starve or such.

So if fat provides more stamina/energy, & HP is stamina & energy....

Does that mean your pet got turned into a girl, & then got fatter, too?


....Sorry, sorry. All that's invalidated by the weight stat pets have, actually.
Plus, it wouldn't make sense for Ninja Training School to make you fatter, & it's called Endurance anyway.

....So, what does the Lab Ray change when it raises "endurance", then?

What distinct visual changes could be assigned to giving more strength, speed or agility?

Muscles make you lift more & hit harder, so they could be STR.
But wouldn't DEF would also want to be muscles because those are important to tough skin, aren't they?
And what's Agility? Your pet gets skinnier?
What does more endurance look like?

Would pets with max HP, STR, DEF & really high AGI have like.... Legs that are skinny from being super compacted, yet are absurdly muscular?

>>11151050
>Your current balance and interest rate allow you to gain 116,335 NP per day (it's rounded up)!

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>>11155810

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>>11156535
>someone in /npg/ has more NP than me

>>11156535

How often do you spin the Wheel of Extravagance, anon?


Also, we seem to have a top 3 of richest anons in /npg/.

1. Somebody with 116,335 NP interest per day.
2. Somebody with 50,423 NP interest per day.
3. Me with 30,390 NP interest per day. >>11152854

>>11150308

Yeah the morphing potion daily thing sucks balls.

Are there even valuable pets species anymore? Cybunny and Lutari maybe?

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Neat. Rolled a 6/6, then a 1/1.

Don't forget to gamble with levels, /npg/, there's still 25 minutes left:
http://www.neopets.com/worlds/deadlydice.phtml

>>11156780
I spun the Wheel of Extortion until I got the avatar and then stopped. I want to make a gallery but right now I'm just hoarding everything.

chubby pets

>>11158809
Seconding

>>11158809
>>11158811

Can pets get chubbier if they eat a faceful of MASSIVE ICY BLASTS!?!

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

I-I mean, w-water weight is kind of a thing. So if the ice can melt....

>>11156862
>Cybunny
Not even. Cheapest Cybunny MP is only like 150k.

>>11156780
Well you can add me in there, I make 38,000np a day in interest

>>11160225

Well, I haven't actually saved the list anywhere, but okay. Guess that means I'm #4 now.

>>11157280
Grats, anon!

On a separate note, is playing the lottery daily worth it? About to start trying for that avatar, and just want to know if i'll be throwing money away. It's only 2k daily, but I'm a miser at heart.

>>11160425
I didn't mean it to be a dick, I was just like "oh hey there's more rich anons here than I originally thought". Just somethin neat.

Ok guys, I'm ready.

I got the 10% discount at the Hidden Tower, and I've been waiting until I had enough money that a 9m NP hit wouldn't hurt too bad for the avatar. I think today is the day.

>We are closed currently for stock taking! Please come back later!


RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>11160669
try again, anon. It closes from 7-8 nst. You should be fine now

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>>11160715
Oh thanks anon.

Ok boys, here we go

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It is done.

Looks like you can only buy one item every 24 hours from the Hidden Tower. The 1m NP one will have to wait.

>>11160832
>not buying them in order
You sicken me

>>11160780
rip

>>11161249
I was going to anon, but then I got a 10% Hidden Tower discount random event. So it made sense to buy the bigger one first because it's a bigger discount.

>1,000,000 x .10 = 100,000 off
>10,000,000 x .10 = 1,000,000 off

I saved a million bucks this way

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Reporting into say surgery went well
That mermaid bitch fully healed me

>>11156780
>Your current balance and interest rate allow you to gain 48,570 NP per day (it's rounded up)!
I'm trying to get to 50k a day too.

>>11161955
I'm glad to hear you're ok, Anon. :)

>>11164049
With our powers combined, we could be one billionaire account!

>>11164224
Did you know there's a guy who can't fit anymore NP in his bank? He hit the max limit.

>>11164496
What the hell is the max limit?

>>11164631
nvm, just found out it's 2,147,483,647, which is the max INT value on an SQL database.

>>11164631
Googling it says the max is (2^31)-1=2,147,483,647 NP. You can have NP on-hand, in the bank, or in your shop till, so if you somehow maxed out all of those completely then you'd have 6,442,450,941 NP.

>>11164725
I thought it was around 2 bil but I couldnt find the editorial that mentioned it

>>11164740
Dude if I had 2b NP on hand at all times I'd be fuckin spooked.

>not moving the NP bank value to a double when people hit the limit.
I don't know what I expected from TNT

>>11164795
>tnt not just freezing people for hitting the NP cap

>>11164830
Oh jesus I could totally see that happening. God forbid Tony catches wind of your account

>>11160436
If you aren't picking totally random numbers, return on investment is actually pretty good. Like, 10:1 or so.
http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/kmliu/neopets/lottery2.html

>>11160436
Last I heard the av is broken and only gets awarded to the first person to win.

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reminder that Xandra did nothing wrong

>>11161899
>but then I got a 10% Hidden Tower discount random event
God damn man, I've been hoping for that for so long.
I want to do the same thing.

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>want pirate buzz head scarf
>tfw no pirate buzz headscarf

>>11161955
That's great news, anon!

>>11165104
Dude that site is fucking legit, thank you anon.

>>11166187
I got it while playing Dice a Roo for the avatar. That game is like a random event goldmine.

1. Somebody with 116,335 NP interest per day.
2. Somebody with 50,423 NP interest per day.
3. Somebody with 48,570 NP interest per day.
4. Somebody with 38,000 NP interest per day.
5. Me with 30,390 NP interest per day. >>11152854 (You)


Also, it'd suck if the limit was only around a few Billion NP.

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>>11168656
>tfw my daily interest is 802 NP

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>>11168781

It's okay anon! Also, make sure you're using the correct Bank Account type!

Also:
http://www.jellyneo.net/index.php?comments=11694

>Today is our (lucky!) 13th Birthday! I'd like to personally thank all of you, our loyal visitors, who make all of our work and updates worth it. It's a pleasure serving you all as the most referenced Neopets help source, and we plan on keeping it up for another 13 years!

>>11168781
lrn2RS

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>>11168938
>another 13 years

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>>11168938
I currently have 2,659,208 NP with Millionaire Double Platinum account

>>11168953
?

>>11168953
>never have RS'd
>above 20m NP after starting around 5m this year

Feels good.

>>11169100
They're saying "Learn to restock." It's probably the most lucrative way to make np, but it requires an insane level of obsessiveness to endure the tedium. It almost sucked the fun out of neo for me, so I stick with gambling now.

Still, if you want to be filthy rich, RS is the way to go

>>11169199
Oh, restocking

I'm not THAT desperate for money tbqh

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Turmaculus is awake! I got 350 NP! Why not go try your luck, /npg/?

>>11170408
>Your petpet is now level 2
Will petpet levels ever matter again, /npg/?

>>11170511
How delicious they are when he finally fucking eats them.

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is she pretty?
captcha: impasse extra

>>11171813

She's pretty pretty for a snake, but I'm pretty petty about what I think is pretty.

Speaking of snakes: http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Also, I like the Snowager's colouration. I don't mean to say you should change your customization; I just like the Snowager's colours.

>>11171813
Wouldn't fuck

>>11152854
116k interest anon here, I've been hoarding for about 4 years to get to that point.

>>11168953
>>11169199
I never had the patience for RSing.
>Bank interest currently 116k a day
>Food Club ~110k a day (going by my liferime ROI)
>Battledome loot (Premuim) probably like 80k a day
>Stocks 45k a day with a sell threshold of 60 np/share
>Trudy 15-20k a day on average
>Other miscellaneous dailies around 10k a day (includes fairly steady-income dailies like Forgotten Shore and rarer big-ticket wins like Wishing Well
>Total: 375k a day, give or take

In addition,
>Occasionally binge-buy an assload of r90-99 items
>100mil profit selling them in this year's Charity Corner

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just wanna lie in bed all day

>>11169041

II'll be 43. Yikes.

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Only just now remembered Turmaculus might be awake during 1 AM or 1 PM NST today, & he is awake at 1 AM!! So sorry for being so late!

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>Page 10

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>>11174742

>>11172900
I'm way to scared to even attempt Charity corner. What if I buy the wrong items? What if I choose the wrong category?

>>11175589
I just tried to cover as many different categories as I could, since presumably they'll all show up in CC at some point. As for which items, you're only really interested in the ones with rarity 90-99.

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Shame most Snowager prizes aren't too good for Charity Corner. Oh well! Still worth a visit in the almost 5 more minutes that the Snowager is asleep, IMHO, /npg/.

>>11175950
nooooo

>>11175975

Sorry for not informing you earlier, anon! I've been distracted!!

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Back from the last of my 7 days of overnight shifts. Time for some jubjub blackjack and pumpkin rum. It's 10:29am, and this is my life.

I also just got the krawk I always wanted when I was younger. Not the anon that posted earlier, but I wasn't aware of the price drop of morphing potions.

>>11176193
nice crop

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stylized grey ixi meido

bori anon are you in the fursuit thread

>>11177963
Bori anon will BECOME the bori? What?

is it still worth to buy cc items right now
should i just spend like 1 mil on it
i only have 2m rn

>>11178690
Your money would be tied up until December.

>>11113500

Rest in peace Brucie.

;_;

>>11179351
dont need it for anything
wont prices go up before then anyway

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>back from holiday
>can finally paint my Gumblesh starry

finally

>>11179377
Prices of relevant items rocket up during CC and then crash again when it ends. Last time r90-99s got about 25k apiece

>>11179719
The post box vanished, wat. Anyway, 25k apiece for most of the event's run and then returned to normal when it was over. You'll need to get many different categories of items but it definitely pays off. Assuming we actually get another Cc, that is.

>>11179756
I really hate Charity Corner and I wish TNT would stop running it.

It doesn't fix inflation at all, it only makes it worse. People hoard the shit that they get and sell it after when the value goes back up. To add insult to injury, they add an avatar for each charity corner that you can never get ever again.

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Snowager's taking a nap, & now, so am I! See you later, /npg/!!

See you later, now, /npg/!!

>>11180008
bye


bye

>>11179680
>Breakin Too: Electric Blumaroo
I like it.

>>11177963
maybe

>>11180678
thanks

he's a breakdancer

Wake up people!

Why didn't you fuckers tell me the new Usukicon bags were already active?
https://items.jellyneo.net/item/63474/

>>11186667
And deal with more competition?!
As if!

>>11186667
how do i buy one

I kept updating the toy shop yesterday but it never appeared

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Aw, it looks like a cheaper retarded Kanrik. Cute.

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HAPPY GRUNDO INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!
....AKA, just "Grundo Day".

Anyway.....
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=dailypuzzle
http://www.neopets.com/community/index.phtml

Answer today's Daily Puzzle with "Blarhtrox" for 276 NP & a Raspberry Grundo Lollypop, a Rarity 86 Candy category item last valued at:
1,400 NP by JN
1,846 NP by NC
1,491 NP by the 1st user shop NC currently lists as selling it!

Expect the item to devalue as the day goes on, of course, due to being a Daily Puzzle prize, though.

Free training for level 40 & under Grundos all day today here, too: http://www.neopets.com/pirates/academy.phtml?type=courses

And I believe the new Grundo Colours & Clothes will be out later today!

Enjoy the day, /npg/!!

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>>11188776
Grundos should have stayed on the moon

http://www.neopets.com/freebies/tarlastoolbar.phtml

Just a heads-up that Tarla WILL show up today!

Her 2nd interval begins at 7:10 AM, NST!! That's about 3 hours & 10 minutes from now!

Her current Main Prize for today is unknown, AFAIK, though, & if you show up at the wrong time, you risk getting a semi-random prize that could be worth less than it.
And if the Main Prize is garbage, you don't wanna show up & grab that, either!

You can only get 1 prize from Tarla per day!!


Also, Premium Sale reminder!
http://www.jellyneo.net/index.php?comments=11678

>>11190045
>forgetting Timu from the shenkuu/altador team
Disgusting 2/10

>>11190199
who

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>>11190215

I believe >>11190199 means https://bookofages.jellyneo.net/characters/872/

(Of course, unlike what the image I posted shows, nowadays she's on Team Shenkuu.)

But yeah. >>11190045
Did you make the image you posted, anon? If so, nice job!

>>11190233
no, it's a repost from Tumblr but I felt it was pretty spot on

>>11189013
anon are you depressed or something? why are you always so negative in /npg/?

>>11190233
Timu is cute

>>11190672

IKR?

Anyway, blasting time.
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

/trash/ is fast today! Page 9 in under an hour!

>>11191131
Also Turmalucus is awake apparently

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

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>>11190580
I get mood swings sometimes, sorry anon
right now I'm trying to brainstorm some unique shell markings for an island bori

>>11191205

Also, I was stupidly distracted this morning & completely forgot about Turmaculus, yet somehow remembered Snowager.

Goshdarnit. ;__;

>>11190045
Is this implying all those characters are lesbians?

>>11194060
I read it as how they behave

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Almost 15 minute left, /npg/!!

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>>11196061
>missed it

hump

Just checked the Neoboards! Apparently, Tarla's Main Prize today is: The Happy Buzz

Seems decently valuable.

Her 4th & final interval for today begins at 7:10 PM, NST, almost 20 minutes from now!
But if you want The Happy Buzz from her -as opposed to a semi-random prize, which may be less valuable- you'll have to catch her in the first 3 of 15 minutes of her visit!!


When she shows up, she'll be HERE: http://www.neopets.com/freebies/tarlastoolbar.phtml

Good luck, /npg/!

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>>11199357
good luck to you
I sleep

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>...and he changes color to Darigan!
It begins

10 PM NST is the 3rd time during the Neopian Day that The Snowager takes a 1 hour nap.

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

It begins.

Thar be treasure around here: http://www.neopets.com/pirates/buriedtreasure/buriedtreasure.phtml?342,236

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HAPPY MUTANT DAY, /NPG/!!!

Answer today's Daily Puzzle with "Mutant Chia" for 284 NP & a Mutant Carrot, a Rarity 87 Food Category Item last valued at:

1,050 NP by JN.
2,141 NP by NC.
And 499 NP by the 1st user shop NC currently lists as selling it! ....Except that price is around a day old or more by now, & the listed shop doesn't actually have it in stock, so....
Actually 1,200 NP by the 1st user shop NC currently lists as selling it that actually has it in stock!

http://www.neopets.com/community/index.phtml
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=dailypuzzle

....And, annoyingly enough, speaking as the owner of a Mutant Ruki, no free training for Mutants from Captain Threelegs, apparently. :(

Colours & clothes aren't out yet, but I presume they'll come out later in the Neopian Day.


Anyway, enjoy the day, /npg/!!
Let's celebrate Mutant Neopets, that variety of Neopet, for which, for many species, we have Dr. Sloth to thank! (Although I guess you don't HAVE to thank Dr. Sloth if you don't want to. Giving us Mutant Neopets or not, he is/was kinda evil....)

But yeah, enjoy the day now, /npg/, & sorry about me being so late to posting this!!

> you should be more patient!

IT'S BEEN THREE MONTHS

Fuck I have not played this in over a decade. Will logins for accounts still be valid if it's been like 12 years since my last login?

>>11205439
probly i think

>>11205439

As long as you remember your password and your account wasn't hit by a purge, you should be fine.
Purges rarely happen; There's usually between 1.5 & 6 years between each one, IIRC.

However, if your account did get purged, it's PROBABLY gone; Purges are the only things that clear up usernames & pet names on inactive accounts.

Good luck, anon, & here's looking forward to your return!

If you do have to make a new account, maybe you'll also want to refer someone?

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

How has your morning gone so far, /npg/?

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Guys, I've been sucking up to everyone on the avatar board for days and haven't gotten a SuAP lend yet. Does anyone know anybody who has it and can lend it out? I swear to god I'm trustworthy, I just want to get this shit over with so I can get the avatar. I can put up the cash in collateral if need be.

>>11207295
suap only gets lent for dick pics

>>11207840
Is this actually serious? I will legit take pics of my cock and balls for a SuAP lend. I have a decent 6 incher.

>>11207885
there used to be an anon with a suap who always said he would trade dick pics for a lend but I don't know if he was ever serious about it

>>11207295
I only managed to get lent SUAP/MSPP on the Premium Charter board

>>11208050
Oh really? I have premium too, I'll give it a shot.

>>11208050
Which premium board do you post on? The games one?

>>11208177
Whats your avatar count + account age?

>>11208223
Account age: 11 years (I had a legit account back in 99 but it got purged sadly)
Avatars: 310
Dick pics: Yes.

>>11208241
You have a nice aged account and a ton of avatars; that's good. Do you have the Pea Chia already? If so you could try making a board there and asking for a lend.

>>11208290
damn, you really got my hopes up that you had one. See that's the problem, I can only get a pea chia lend for a week at a time through madr0x's lends, so I'm always under the gun trying to get a lend.

>>11208322
Sorry anon, I dont have the SUAP or the Chia. I'm surprised they wont let you borrow the pet for more than a week though! That's not a lot of time!

>>11208409
I mean I did a lot of successful lends with juggalette, so she may let me keep the Chia for awhile longer if I need to, but the problem is that once someone else jumps on the queue I only have a few days until I have to pass it along.

So the REAL strategy is to set up your SuAP lend first, without having the Chia but convincing someone that you have one lined up, then once that's finalized you go get the Chia and then get lent.

Looks like the new Shenanigifts is out and its firework themed.

>>11201179
>playing neopets on your phone
>that outfit
>that notification tray
>14% battery
Why do you hate yourself

>>11201179
Thanks for reminding me to check on my Magikarp Jump.

>>11209034
>just to do zappings/quick dailies
>don't have a lot of ideas/outfits for Lup
>no u
>it was before sleeping
Don't just assume I hate myself
I mean, I do
But you're just being rude

Snowager's asleep, & soon, I will be, too!

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Good night, /npg/....

By the way, out of pure curiousity, I know we all prefer our own home's beds, but where would you rather have to sleep right now?
In hot, outdoor summer weather like many places are having right now?
Or in the icy.... well, Ice Caves, which house The Snowager's lair?

>>11211046
on an usul's butt

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it's been quite a while, but I kinda wanted to remind people of the script I made like a year ago, because I'm still finding it useful even though it doesn't have every single one of the dailies

(you can paste garet's bet table HTML into a text box and itll automatically make the bet links to perform those bets for you, that's my favorite feature)

https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/23305-neopets-dailies if you have greasemonkey or tampermonkey, I'm pretty sure it should work for you, you install it and go to www.neopets.com/dailies to see the generated page with the stuff on it

I dunno if I'll be updating it unless i get really back into neopets again

>>11212409
this is a good script

>>11212686
thank you, I got sick of having to refer to a list of all the important stuff I had to do every day, and wanted to see if it was possible to aggregate it all onto one page, I started with the ones that I thought had the best payout, and followed with ones that were easy to implement

currently im at the stage where I'm kinda too lazy to add anything else unless it's extremely important, because it would mean I'd have to re-learn my code

>>11212409
I still use your script and I love it
I want to send you something expensive to thank you for all the use I've gotten out of it. Do you have a gallery or a dream pet you're working on?

>>11213355
hmmm I think the things I wouldn't feel bad asking about are probably shoyru plushies for my gallery, but the unbuyable ones are old event ones like Cuddly Shoyru Plushie, and Purple Shoyru Plushie, Ultra rare ones like Faerie Shoyru Plushie, and Super rare ones like Mutant Shoyru Plushie, and Magical Blue Shoyru Plushie (, and I think Shoyru Plushie (TCG), funnily enough, is a really rare item too)

Depending on your idea of expensive I think the faerie or magical ones I would appreciate, I don't quite know what the other rare ones go for

I can't think of anything else that I would actually put to good use because I'm always too afraid to use paintbrushes and morphing potions because I might change my mind later and end up wasting them, I suppose rare clothing items would be interesting, but I can't think of any I would want

I think the shoyru plushies are the best bet as long as "expensive" is somewhere between 150k and 1m

>>11213638
I always feel bad asking for gifts though, especially expensive ones, so I guess you'd have to be sure about it

>>11214243
awwww cute

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Once more, the Snowager is asleep!

But ALSO, Turmaculus is pretty much guaranteed to be awake starting at the next hour, at 11 PM, NST!! So stick around, & good luck, /npg/!!

Considering I've missed Turmy like, twice in a row now, it'll be nice seeing him again for me!

He's here, of course: http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

>>11218021

....And apparently I read the schedule wrong. 11 AM, not PM. And I didn't check on Turmaculus at 11 AM.
Fuck, my bad, sorry, /npg/.
Well, that's another day in a row I've missed.

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Oh, right
I forgot about that avvy
Nice

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>>11219696
>oh fug

>>11213638
I've got an offer in on a Faerie Shoyru Plushie. Send a neomail to Milky_914.

>>11211070
Protip: use a/an based on the sound, not the letter. Usul has a hard Y sound, so saying "an Yousul" sounds weird and unnatural. A Usul would be the correct usage here

>>11220602
sorry about the wait, I had to go to class

>>11220602
the title of the message will read "It's my Birthday"

interestingly enough it was actually my birthday a few days ago

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Okay now Turmaculus is ACTUALLY awake, /npg/!!
And Snowager will be asleep next hour of course, I'm sure of that!

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Good luck, /npg/!

A bit late to posting this, since it's been out since last night, but new Editorial is out, /npg/!!

http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=795

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>>11223103
A 5th pet slot? Neat

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>>11223103
>Well, it doesn't mean that they won'tttt!
>Only time will tell!
>(not too much time don't worry)

holy shit

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>>11223103
>I would say you guys are obviously welcome to refresh but try not to hold down any keys or do anything that results in 5 or more refreshes per second (that's sketchy)!
Aha, so that's their threshold.

>>11223694

Possibly, but don't blame me if you get frozen doing 2, 3 or 4 refreshes per second or something like that!
Scrappy is credible, but it's possible their complete/exact stance is different.

Oh well. I'm just fearfully speculating; It's your account to do with as you wish.

From the boards:
Earlier today, several HT paint brushes (Maractite) and other expensive items were put into trades, auctions, and user shops. Several accounts that purchased these items were frozen. The scammer returned and made it clear that these giveaways are of duped items and would continue.

Oh shit, is duping back?

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>>11224266
wHAT

>>11224266
Probably not back. More like somebody from a while ago had a bunch of duped items saved up and just decided to sell them now.

Still, probably a good idea to not transfer any valuable items between accounts at the moment because tnt is on high alert.

Granted, this is all coming from a cheat forum, so don't take any of it too seriously

>>11225231
Oh, and in case it doesn't go without saying. If an item looks too good to be true, chances are it is.

Buy smart, and probably disable any sniper bots you may or may not run, and you should be fine.

>>11224094
I run my autorefresher at 1 refresh per 3-6 seconds. This just makes me more confident that they can't distinguish an autorefresh bot from a user manually hitting F5 unless I'm doing multiple per second.

>>11226013

Quite possible. But Scrappy only runs the Editorial, AFAIK. I don't know if she does know all of their means of preventing, discerning & penalizing auto-refreshing, & if she did, I'm not sure she'd go into full detail in the Editorial.
She'd definitely be informative, but I doubt the Editorial answers will tell us what software or the exact methods.

Still, what you say does make sense, so as long as you're comfortable doing what you do, I guess.

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Snowager's taking a quick nap. I think, for now, I might do the same.

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>has accepted your offer
Happy birthday, scriptanon. You're doing god's work.

which neopet would make the best wife

>>11227606
Brynn or Borianon's desert bori

>>11227606
Inventory Aisha

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Are you fucking kidding me?!

500 in every other stat... and then my training at both SNTS & MITS gets ruined by a Super Bonus at 499 Strength.

So it's now SNTS only for her unless I go freaking gambling on items that can give -STR.
Which, IIRC, ALL OF THEM have a chance of increasing STR as well, never mind the possibility losing more strength than I want to.

Grumble grumble.

Oh, also, this is post #293. We hit Bump Limit/Auto-Sage at post #300, so someone should get ready to make a new general soon.

>>11228464
fuckin owned

>>11228170
inventory aisha has been spoiled with porn now

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>>11228932
Inventory Aisha is pure in my heart.

>>11227517
hopefully ill be able to find the time to add new important dailies if more are added (or if people request them)

thanks for the gift in return

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oh okay

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>>11231081
grats anon!

>>11231097
problem is i dunno what I'm supposed to do with it, since I do want a draik, but I don't have any dream pet ideas for it

>>11231169
you can always store it away until you come up with one

new thread
>>11231758
>>11231758