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ERP THREAD
HOSTESS CLUB EDITION
>>11102586
>>11102586
>Saturday night, you had plans to stay home and play some games, chat online, maybe watch some movies. Unfortunately, your friends had other plans. Busting down your door, they dragged you out of your house and into a cab. Before you could really get an understanding of what was happening, you had already arrived at the club. Pulling you from the cab, your friends laugh and shout, pushing you through the door. It wasn’t until you saw the beautiful servers, barely dressed in flashy outfits, that you realized what kind of club this was.
>The ladies poured you a drink, smiling and laughing as they flirted with your friends. Just as you began to wonder if you were just here as a third wheel, a new beauty opened the door. Beautiful long legs, ample ass and breasts, cute face, and a plate full of food. Any normal waitress would have set the order down and left. Naturally, it came as quite a shock as she sat her plump ass down in your lap, placing the dish in the center of the table. She barely moved from that spot all night, only turning to you and smiling at you as she wiggled herself deeper and deeper into your lap.
>The night wore on, the two of you couldn’t help but explore each other’s bodies. You knew the bill would be huge. Fuck it. One of your friends locked the private booth, flashing a wad of cash and tossing it down on the table. Amazing what money and a little booze will do. The girls barely even hesitated before getting to work on each other’s outfits. Clothes fell to the floor, a dress here, a bra there, it didn’t take long before the girls were standing there naked from head to toe. Your friends were quick to kick off their pants, each grabbing a hold of their lady of the evening. It’s your turn now, a little cash goes a long way, why not spend a little and see where she takes you tonight?
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>>11108941
>With a few quick motions her tongue slipped in and out of his tight little hole, flicking in and out again and again, slowly filing his insides then leaving them be. searching for the little fleshy nub that is his prostate, only grinding along it the few times she found it.
>>11108965
Maaaagic~
>She teases with hands on her hips, waving the monster cock side to side, almost smacking his face with the hung member, the strong scent filling the air before she raises his cock, placing it back down on his face, slowly grinding it side to side over his adorable face.
Looks great doesn't it?~
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>>11109046
Pft, like you'd --
>A whimper-like moan escapes his lips as she darts her tongue over his prostate, making his dick jump as his legs tighten around her back. He shivers under DMG's face, biting his lip as she flicks at the gland, forcing his back to start arching.
Wh-whatever...bet you aren't ballsy enough to do anything more than that...
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>>11109046
>as the thicc meaty member lays dormant on his face, he could smell her thick smelly sweaty scent. It stained his nostrils with a putrid bit hypnotic smell. He closed his eyes and puckered his lips together as he kissed the vainy underside of it
Be good to me Mama... show me you love me...
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>>11109070
>With that said she poked her tongue deeper into him, as deep as it could go, opening his depths and wetting them as she did so, as she dragged her tongue out she found his little bitch button again, flicking it with the tip of her tongue again and again, a gentle hand gliding over his cock a few times, just teasing the shaft
>>11109191
I do love you cupcake~
>She said with a soft voice as a hand combed along his cheek, slow pumps over his face grinds that scent in, forcing him to take the scent deep into his lungs, slowly but surely she placed the crowed head to his puckered lips, just holding the strong scented member there.
Show how much you love mommy~
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>>11109213
>He growls, precum leaking from his dick at her lightest milking touches. His ass hugs her tongue, and shakes with each flick. At some point, he closes his thighs around DMG's cheeks, and starts twisting over, panting in husky, low moans. His legs twitch in light taps against her back as he grasps at the sheets.
I...can handle a tongue...bet you won't use anything else. No balls, lol, no balls.
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>>11109247
>With a loud wet noise of her face removing from his tight little butt spit flew out from her mouth, she wiped her lip and adjusted herself, easily overpowering the man from this position, mounting him, face to face she smiled as an out of sight extra limb poked at his lower half, a sly little smirk crawled up her face as she stared down at him.
What was that about "no balls"?~
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>>11109213
(Fuck... So much for not fapping today...)
>as she drove her massive woman meat into his tight puckered lips, the taste of everything he smelt was now on his tongue. His chest enlarged as he choked from the nasty flavor. His moans of displeasure could be heard.
Hmmmm
>He cried as he opened his eyes to allow tears to streak down the side of his cheeks. His tears soon met her hand that was still present on his face. He placed his little hand on top of hers as a symbol of compassion and worry.
Hmmmm
>He loved his mother. And his mother knew that...
(Fuck, you better make me feel good. Getting me to fap like this... just be brutal and destroy my body)
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Why didn't I think of this before?
.45 caliber tylenol!
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>deep fucking theme
>just wanna nap and maybe reply to my mostly fluff session if my partner returns from the discord wars
suffering
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>>11109412
>With a light push forward the hung slab of cock filled his mouth, slipped deep into the wet, warm fuckhole she pushed until she couldn't push anymore. The long warmth of flesh filling his throat and mouth with ease.
That feel good little man? Taste good? You love your mommy don't you?~ Suck mommy's cock.
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if the sentient horsecock or whatevs is here resend their last post, I kinda dozed and planned to continue
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Nice club.
You sell burgers here?
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>>11109624
Yeah, chicken burgers.
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>>11109357
(Whoops.)
>He gulps, looking at DMG's decidedly unfeminine protrusion pulsing out to prod at his prostate. His body shivers from the sensations of her tongue, still, and his ass works around nothing as his legs squirm. A nervous chuckle escapes his lips as he scratches at his cheek, looking away.
Y-yeah, no balls. Bitch won't do shit. Go ahead, fuck me, you won't. NO BALLS.
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rp based off of the classic film 'milk money' when
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>>11109665
Milk money?
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>>11109657
>With a quick motion she pushed his legs over his head, pinning him down and mounting him in a full mating press, filling his wet tongued insides with the thick, heavy cock in one hard push, inch after hard inch filled his once tight little hole, now the massive rod lodged deep within him, crushing his little prostate on the sides
Who has no balls now, huh?~
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>>11109684
kids goes to the city to see a titty
hire a prostitute
shenanigans ensue
think the prostitute gets her shit together and marries one of the kid's dad
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>>11109523
>He squeezed his mommy's hand as he relaxed his throat. Taking in a few more inches before finally reaching his limit. It was before long he started to bob his head back and forth. His tongue wrapping around her massive wand as if he was cleaning it with his saliva. It wasn't before long till his small cock started to get hard in excitement too. He reached with his off hand down to his crotch and sneakily fondle his member. Knowing his mommy to be very controlling and wouldn't allow it, he had to be covert about it...
(Mind posting some futa DMG as well? Might as well go the whole way)
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>>11109684
A loving romantic comedy about three boys who wanna see titties, hire a hooker, and said hooker eventually falls in love with one of their dads.
Widely loathed.
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>>11109726
Sounds like fun for the whole family
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>>11109710
>He totally, definitely didn't want DMG's magic rod deep in his bowels. No he didn't. The groan that escaped his lips turned into a whine as she hilted into him, an eyelid twitching as drool sputtered from the sides of his lips.
Nyah-haa...fuuug...no ballz...
>The chuckle that escaped his chest was entirely involuntary as his dick leaked onto his stomach, and some of it managed to swipe up onto DMG's. His ass wasn't milking her, it was just trying to push her out, but was too stunned by the intrusion to do anything but pulse in tough ilttle waves.
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(So what does this club do exactly?)
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>>11109813
(If you turn that down, you still have another option. Cough cough.)
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>>11109813
Hostesses sit, drink, laugh and flirt with customers in order to get them to order more food and booze. It can act as a gateway into alcoholism, pornography and prostitution.
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>>11109643
Ohgoshlookatthetimemustbegoing....
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We're hitting terrible ERP levels that were considered only in theory before.
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>>11109842
(What do you mean?)
>>11109846
(How sad, I wouldn't go down that path.)
>(she lied)
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I hope there is agreement that prostitutes are the best fetish.
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>>11109736
>Holding the back of her little man's head she slowly pushed back and forth, face fucking in slowly, letting the collection of hard flesh fill not only his mouth but his nose and every other sense attached, letting his body be confirmed to a cock loving little shota slut, slowly she pumped again and again, letting her balls slap off of his chin with a loud hitting sound.
That feel good little man?~ I know you're stroking it. Don't be shy, mama wants you to cum with a cock in your mouth~
>>11109812
Ooou~ Feels like you really like it!
>She complemented his tight little hole with a few more rough pumps, holding him down under her as her massive chest bounced in his face, back and forth as his tight little hole was ravaged again and again by her massive long cock, filling him with every little push, it was clean from her light breaths and blushed cheeks she was on edge, ready to empty her "no balls" within him.
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>>11109908
>Not strangling prostitutes to death mid fuck
You are fucking slipping kurisu
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>>11109801
>His breath escapes him in a rush with just the first couple of thrusts, and he shakes around DMG's mighty meat as she begins pumping him in earnest. He grasps at sheets and her hair as his back arches, and his cock lets out a thick, tit-and-chest covering load between them. While his ass goes wild around her, sucking in and pushing out in fierce snaps, he shivers, whimpering like a no-balls bitch that definitely wouldn't cum in a guy who kept egging on a no-balls bitch.
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>>11109900
Man Susie is really popular on co now a days
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>>11109925
N-nandayo desu ka?
Of course that is fantastic! I meant doing anything to prostitutes was the best.
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>>11109978
(I wonder why~)
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>>11109900
>dude underpays, gets suzie instead
>is okay with it
>shenanigans ensue
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>>11110014
( because nerds love creepy chicks?)
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>>11109900
(Did we brainstorm a few ideas yesterday or was that someone else using ghost babbies.)
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>>11109910
>As droplets of precum began to taint his pallet, he knew his mommy was starting to get serious. He wanted to make her proud and give her everything he had to offer. He pulled his head back to where he no longer had a cock in his mouth.
Mama... I think I'm ready. I'm ready to be the little whore slut you raised me to be. I want you to take my special hole. I want you to be inside of me like you do all those other men you bring home. They all lay down for you.
>He leans forward and gives a special little kiss to the tip of her penis. He was ready for his Mommy...
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>>11110047
>Very weird and strange shenanigans
>>11110048
(Yes!)
>>11110069
(These girls?)
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>>11110099
(i would a susie. Though God knows how that would end.)
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>>11109801
>>11109807
>>11109726
apparently also an OVA about a wet nurse who gets off on her /ss/ compadre suckin her titties and she eventually murders the fuck for fucking her daughter too
which sounds more like what this garbage thread is into
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>>11110099
(Those would be the ones.)
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>>11110070
>Adjusting the position of her little man she bends him over on all fours, his little rump stuck out for him, a few light strokes over her cock readies herself for his tight little backdoor, positioning the crowned head of her mass at his hole she slowly pushed in, the wet, drool laced cock was lubed and ready, poking in slowly she filled his insides with a few gentle pushes, popping his once virgin hole open until it took her thick mass, slowly she slide her long cock into him.
Good boy~ Does it feel good for you honey?~
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>>11110129
(A happy cock and a happy goth girl?)
>>11110172
(Yeah we did, though I don't remember since it was so late)
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>>11110152
Jesus
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>>11109948
LOL how does it feel to be dropped by DMG?
Kys lol.
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>>11110099
(Could do a starter if you're down with the suzie idea.)
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>>11110192
(Kidnapping, dolling, attempted possession, different reactions depending on if the ghost sister managed to successfully ecto-nut inside)
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>>11110205
He missed his reply, didn't even see it until now.
>>11109948
Reply coming up! Work on that aim.
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>>11110192
(a happy cock does sound like a good time)
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>>11109948
>Feeling the warm shower of hot cum between the two set her off the edge, only a few more mating pumps into him before she fired a heavy helping load of cum deep within him, rope after rope of cum pumped him full of her baby batter, the warmth deep within him now she leaned in close, pecking his cheek with a soft kiss and a smile
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>>11110207
>>11110267
(U-uh there's sorta a reason why I don't really play Susie, I don't know how good I will be with her)
>>11110234
(H-hot, of you want let's do it)
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>>11110346
(Damn right I want to. Which of us should start off?)
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>>11110178
>He bucked his head back in pain. This feeling of tearing was creaming in his. He cried out in pain
AH!
>It was at this point did he realize he made a grave mistake. But it was to late for him to go back. He bit his lower lip and carefully pushed himself back into his Mommy. He felt her massive girth press against his prostate to which made his tummy feel weird
NO! IT HURTS!
>He pleaded. He didn't know how much more he could take.
(Don't stop Mama... fucking ravish me)
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>>11110346
(why not?)
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>>11110346
(Can't exactly get better if you don't try. That said it's entirely your own call.)
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>>11110379
>His fighting only made her harder, with a stiff shot she pushed his head tot he ground, grinding it into the floor as she mounted his little ass, railing into him again and again, filling his insides with the extremely long hard cock, pumping with every thrust her hips crashed into his, panting like a beast in heat.
Be a GOOD girl for mommy, she's almost done~
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>>11110379
>(Don't stop Mama... fucking ravish me)
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>>11110420
NO! NO MORE! IT HURTS!
>He started to cry as she spread his cheeks wider and wider. As he continued to cry, he felt her getting angry. He clenched his eyes in speculation that she would hit him.
I'M NOT A GIRL! I'M A BOY!
>He screamed like the bitch he is. To where he could feel his stomach bulging out due to her massive cock being outlined on his body...
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>momcons
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I eat ass
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>>11110588
>With a few more powerful pushes into him she begun to pant, hot heavy breaths spilling from her as she pounded away at his insides, groaning, clearly she was nearing an edge, about to fire deep within him.
You're MY little girl now~ Deal with it sissy.
>She shouted as her hand grinds into his head, the loud slapping of her hips hitting his echoing throughout the room until it suddenly stops, the wet sloshing of her balls emptying soon fills their ears as she cums deep within him, filling his tight little hole and his stomach
Naughty little girl~
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>>11110585
>>11110618
>>11110672
>Caring about what others RP.
Nigga just close your eyes, fuck, walk away. haha. like how is it even real. Read your own RP.
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MOMMY
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>>11110362
>>11110399
>>11110417
(Sorry! Sorry I gotta go do something a bit...)
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MOM
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>>11110701
>implying I care
It's just so cringy it's hilarious
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>>11110746
('S cool. Would still like to do that sister idea if you get back and I'm around.)
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MAMA
JUST NUT IN A MAN
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>>11110717
>>11110771
>>11110810
>Post times
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>>11110773
Cared enough to reply to it
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>>11110836
i'm only the krupp one senpai
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This seems like a bad time to come in here. I'll come back later maybe.
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>>11110843
>it's a care spiral episode
just go jack off already
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>>11110679
>He sobbed as his insides were full of cum. His pleas to her to stop went unheard as he now accepted his fate, he was now a sissy. He lowered his head in shame
Yes mama... I'm a good little girl. I'm your little sissy.
>he fell to his side and closed his eyes as his body went limp
(That was awesome! Thanks DMG. Fucking A)
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>>11110843
>5 seconds means I'm mad
whatever makes you feel better, cringelord M-MOMMY
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>>11110929
>Glad you liked it anon~ Loves and kisses.
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Wanna know what's really cringey? Caring about others RPs and not RPing yourself. lol, nice temper tantrum.
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>Always thought dmg was cute as a kid
>kind of excited when i heard there was one here
>start my time in the thread today seeing it fuck two small boys using a futa cock
Life is funny sometimes
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>>11108800
>Anon sulks in the corner, his understated jeans and tee making him an unremarkable figure alongside the flashy servers of the club.
>Running a hand awkwardly through his scruffy dark brown hair, he can't quite suppress a frown as his so-called 'friends' run rampant.
>He'd really rather be at home
>He'd been considering an achievement run in one of his favourite games
>Maybe he could have swapped a few flirty messages with that person he met online that claims to be a cute girl
>And when his achievement run went down in flames he could have ordered takeout and watched a film
>It's too hot
>His feet are tired
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>>11111270
Here's my fetish chart anon!
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>>11111239
t. M-MOMMY poster
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>>11111239
go whine to MOMMY
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>>11111305
t. Shitposter
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>>11111305
>>11111316
I DON'T LIKE THE FETISH THEY'RE PLAYING MAKE THEM STOP MAKE THEM STOP
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>>11111339
only one crying here is you, m-mommy poster
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>>11111374
MAKE THEM STOP MAKE THEM STOP WAHHHH
~You
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>I'm not a hooker, cool if I post anyways?
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>>11111429
WOAH
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>>11111433
Woah.
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>>11111383
show me once where I told them to stop and didn't just laugh, I'll wait.
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Butts make everything better.
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>>11111429
Feel free. Good to see you.
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>>11111468
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT WAHHHH. WAAAAHH STOP IT I DON'T LIKE IT
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>>11111429
tfw no bandicoot gf
also fuck i need to stop dropping the metal dick thing i'm sorry m8
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>>11111473
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>>11111483
>broken by the very idea that people would laugh at his shit taste, m-mommy poster continues to screech into the void until his tendies are ready
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>>11111474
>Ayyy, sweet.
>>11111488
It happens, don't worry about it. You'll still go for wanted to do it either way. Better than whining about others peoples RPs. Wanna pick it up or?
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>>11111521
>1488
And we could, but I'm kinda groggy and self-conscious about not doing my best work. Your call I guess.
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>>11111473
Merely a nice-looking bandage on a gaping wound
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>>11111564
You're supposed to put the butt on the wound.
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>>11111509
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>>11111561
I'm tired as well, go rest up anon, or grab a cup of coffee or something. I don't know what you do. I'll catch you sooner or later when you're more in the mood.
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>>11111582
There are some wounds even posting butts can't heal.
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>tfw making folder for a giant qt
>see post about most giantess avas having one-sided rp
>now extremely self concious
What do erp?
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>>11111598
Ayy, thanks for bein' understanding.
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>>11111512
Not even them. Just calling out your autism you whining shitposter.
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>>11111658
>don't be one-sided
>that's fucking it
wow that was hard
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>>11111674
I don't even know what one sided rp is
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>>11111667
>"pfft, cringe"
>all-caps REE-ing into the aether in response
ya sure showed me who's the autist
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>>11111689
One person doing all the work while the other does next to nothing.
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>>11111689
when you write a three paragraph description of the dicking and you get a response back like
>cums
>he likes this
or vice versa
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Heads up folks, generals from /a/ are being pushed to /trash/
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>>11111719
>>11111722
oh. I was worrying it was something else.
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>>11111659
It's all good. I'm pretty chill.
>>11111689
When one side does all the work. It's kinda hard to let the guy your sitting on do anything but >enjoys being sat on. But it's possible. Needs more giants anyways
>>11111703
>Pfft. Nothing personal kid, but I only like high quality RPs, now let me shitpost about it for about 45 min now.
Honey. Just sod off already.
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>>11111727
Wew? What caused that
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>>11111111
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>>11111727
why did you write /trash/ twice
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>>11111703
>Defending your shitposting
Your the autistic here WAHHH WAAAHH STOP DOING WHAT I DON'T LIKE WAAAH
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>>11111737
uh sweaty sugar honeybunch i don't need you to dictate my actions sweetheart babe darling xoxoxoxoxo applying finger polish emoji
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>>11111757
*you're
*autist
Also still never once said 'stop doing it', you're free to provide evidence to the contrary
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>>11108800
Artist is Rogia for OP's pic, and the character is "strength" or something similar.
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>cancerous generals from /a/ are actively getting forced to move to /trash/
Watch these threads get even more shitposters than we already have. Is this a good time to look for another place to go to?
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>>11111808
Good luck finding one besides F-List.
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>>11111658
Macro/micro roleplay is pretty unique and can be one of those things that goes either really well or really bad depending on who's doing it. From my experience the most important thing that makes a session like that good is capturing the sense of vastly different perspectives properly, particularly for the person playing the smaller one.
For the most part the bigger one is in complete control and they get to set the scene and decide what's going on, while the smaller one has to describe what's happening to them ideally in as much detail as possible. If you just treat it like a regular roleplay and only describe what you're doing then it usually ends up being really short and really boring.
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>11111785
>Ha, but I never said it explicitly
This is "show me which rule I'm breaking ;333" tier
>nitpicking typos on top of it
You can't be that starved for (you)s
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>>11111795
I was honestly about to ask that. Thanks anon.
Well like. If i'm not getting a session I'll shift into lurk mode. Have yourselves a good day.
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>>11111843
>YOU SAID THIS
>but I didn't
>STOP NITPICKING YOU SAID IT BECAUSE I SAID SO
phew
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>>11111837
>implying we can't just make an Ouroboros-chan board while trying to find some people who aren't meme-filled scum to put as mods
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>>11111864
>Shitposting for an hour now.
Anon. It's Saturday, go outside, call a friend. Something. We're worried about you.
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Reminder to stop giving these people replies and attention.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlKao_Pox5A
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>>11111879
>when you don't have an argument and/or physically can't comprehend the idea of multitasking
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>>11111861
Glad to help, anon.
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Looking for a cute daughter to rape
Also does 4chan bug for anyone ? The cataogue is completly forzen.
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>>11111928
BEGONE PRIEST.
And stop spooking my rolls in the American version.
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>>11111878
All I have to say is good luck yet again. I'll just watch and see if it works out.
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who do i shake down if i'm into giant lips
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>>11112014
>I don't have images but I've done lipnipples once. So lips on massive tits if you're into that.
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>>11112027
on women, tyrone
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>>11111985
Go raise your ginger japanese son you cuck.
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>>11112041
Ayo...
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>>11112033
>lipples just remind me of those plant monsters from mario bros
>and i'm not sure how to feel about that
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>>11112063
nigga why aint you learn to read
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>>11112068
>ywn be eaten by lip nipples
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>>11112068
What's wrong with plant girls? I'd fuck the piranha plant. You wouldn't?
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>>11112101
I'd a birdo first but I'd also a pirahna plant
I just don't wanna fug lipples
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>>11112101
>What's wrong with plant girls?
Exactly, there needs to be more
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>>11112122
Say the word Anonymous. I'm a shapeshifter and I can give you just that.
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>>11112139
>Beat
>Beat
>Beat
..."The word".
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>>11112139
Not that anon, but is there something you could do for someone who loves high heels and pantyhose? Maybe a succubus who drains people with her legs?
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>>11112135
I'd fucking smash that long leg plant.
>>11112175
>With a wide smile across the shapeshifter's face she lifted her bust from the bottom, letting the milk filled balloons bounce about, soon enlarging to the point her shirt strained to contain them, soon bursting at the seams and ripping the shirt from the middle, exposing the corners of the already morphed nipples, large red lips on either breast smiled back at the horny anon as his request was met, the right "tit" exposed from the shirt, the left still slightly covered, the left one speaking back at him.
This what you wanted?
>>11112195
>Doesn't sound like something Faye'd do. Maybe look for someone who does play a succubus.
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>>11112238
I'm not really aware of anyone who does play one that way.
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>>11112258
Wouldn't be able to help you there. Sorry.
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>>11112284
It's alright, no need to apologize.
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Maybe with more /a/ posters furshit will get shamed into irrelevancy around here and Owain might kill himself.
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Post your type of girl/guy
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>>11112318
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>>11112341
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>>11112380
Hi Owain
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>>11112238
Oh god that's unnerving I was not prepared for this I thought you were going to turn into a dinosaur or something.
>Not that that would stop him from prodding the currently free breast-mouth on its ruby red lips, morbid curiosity and just the hint of intrigue clear on his face.
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>>11112341
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literally the only /a/-related shit I can see on the catalogue is a nigger asking about normie-core streaming sites and a thread about jojo
the fuck you people on
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>>11112465
>Surprising to him and anyone that might be watching a tongue rolled out of her breast mouth, licking her ruby red lips as she stared him down, even opening her fake maw to welcome him to her lovely curvy body. Her original pair of lips speaking now she lowered her chest, resting the massive, unreal breasts on the ground before her.
Come on now. My back is killing me. Pop your cock in it already.
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>>11112508
It's jut Lupin having delusions that all the people he hates will one day disappear
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>>11112508
/a/ has the sticky.
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>>11112341
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>>11112544
>chocolate chips
>with chocolate ice cream
B L A C K E D
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>>11112565
why do you do this to me anon I just want to get ice cream with a cute girl who doesn't seem repulsed by me
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>>11112535
>no generals, please flood the board with seventy different repetitions of the same fucking topic instead of just having generals and moderating whenever they leak
is /a/ always this retarded
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>>11112544
>3DPD
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>>11112596
Generals are cancer. A constantly recycled thread about a specific topic will always lead to pure shitposting, so it's better to deal with retards spamming threads then allowing faggots to fester like on /vg/.
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>>11112596
>precure general is finally dead
Too little, too late.
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>>11112667
>will always lead to pure shitposting
>because every other thread is this pure bastion of shitpost-less beauty
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>>11112524
Geez, okay, okay.
Does. Does it matter which one?
>A quick glance between the two, the question becoming a bit pointless as he'd quickly drop his pants, kneeling to the ground and shoving his half-erect cock in the 'face' of the right breast
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In the English language, strings of the 26 letters in the alphabet form words. These words are used with grammar to form cohesive sentences, effective at communicating to fellow humans. There are categories of words in grammar. The proper noun is used to name places, people, or things. Examples of words in this category would be Michael Rosen, Mount Everest, or New York City. These words for people are also known as names. Names are assigned to children by their guardians. A surname is passed down through lineage or through marriage, but first names are not. Now, I must tell you something. The name in which I was given to by my parents, and the name in which I am known as in my inner circles is the string of letters that form the proper noun Jeffery.
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>>11112873
Generals are worse, and you needn't look any further than here, or the entirety of /vg/ for proof. Just accept you're awful.
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>>11113025
>generals are worse
*citation that isn't just 'l-look here because my opinion is objective' needed
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>>11112341
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>>11113130
Why does your type of guy have tits xD?
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>tfw more interested in cute bonding/cuddling sessions than sexual ones
There's no hope for me, is there?
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>>11112341
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>>11113187
I didn't get to cuddling but I've had a pretty fluff-tastic session that I'll probably pick up, I'm sure you can find a cuddlebuddy at some point.
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>>11113187
Only if some little spoon/big spoon boning can happen in between, slow and soft.
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>>11113205
Umiko-chan a cute!
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>>11113211
Fluffy sessions 're the besto
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>>11113112
>Getting this upset because you can't circle jerk in your little group anymore
It was a long time coming, fuckboy, and now you're getting treaded like the garbage you are.
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>>11112341
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>>11112341
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>>11113277
>implying this affects me in any way whatsoever
My only generals are the star wars one on /tg/ and a couple of /vg/s that get double digit levels of posts a day and have tons of mods
Don't think I've ever touched /a/
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>>11113300
Then why are you pretending to know anything about it? Are you so autistic that any possible attack on your "community" requires you to jump into action? My God you're an enormous faggot.
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>>11113130
Holy shit.
Who?
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>>11113292
Me too bro. Damn.
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>>11113187
>pats ur hed
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>>11113325
This is some really defensive knee-jerking to simple questions
and of course i'm a faggot, i'm here aren't i
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>>11113327
I wish i knew. I grabbed it from a 40k thread. Apparently the setting has cat girls who are often part of their military
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>>11113327
Survey says it's nobody. It's a one-off drawing.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=779439
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>>11113345
>I'll just throw in some self-deprecating humor, so they won't think I'm really triggered right now
This is literally you right now. Go back to /vg/ you overly sensitive faggot
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Fuck me, anon!
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>>11113366
Why are you so mad?
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>>11113339
YAME
YAMEROOOOOOO
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>>11113375
Only if you give me those boots.
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>>11113375
>Anon places his weight on the ends of her heels, and rubs his stiff, thick cock along her smooth cuntlips.
Which hole?
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>>11113427
The ear
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>>11113492
I would
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>>11113492
I wouldn't
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Favorite kind of monster girl?
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>>11113292
WHO
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>>11108800
Any qt trap hostesses?
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>>11113513
You would what?
>>11113519
That's fine. I wouldn't want anything to do with an insect like you either.
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>>11113533
Hold on, I'll see if I can remember the source
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>>11113492
She looks like she'd stomp my face in. And I'm down with that.
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>>11113529
If orcs don't count, octopi/squid girls.
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Wow, this thread sure is amazing.
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>>11113529
Spider, followed by ghosts
I wish I could find more multi armed spiders
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>>11113599
Host Yuno
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>>11113603
First 36.
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>>11113551
>You would what?
... Have a fun time with in a way that'd be satisfactory for both parties?
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>>11113612
tommy lasorda baseball rides again
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>>11113647
I don't imagine you'd be satisfactory to me in the slightest.
>>11113563
That can be arranged.
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>>11113677
Hey, you never know. Life is full of surprises
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>>11113640
Th-thanks anon.
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>>11113529
Kikimora, yeti, weresheep, holostaur and kobold, All these girls coming out from mge, and overall fav monstergirl are wangirls, and robotgirls a little.
>>11113586
Orcs count 100% my dude.
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>>11113677
I am but a humble servant. Please punish me however fit for my transgressions.
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>>11113731
One day I'll get an orc to dong me. And it will be glorious.
I mean probably not but.
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>>11113731
>Yeti
I miss Iowa...
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>>11113529
Slime girls, lamia's, succubi
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Evens continue playing Vidya.
Odds ERP next thread
Dubs reveal self now and ERP, maybe ask for some suggestions for new characters as well.
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>>11113529
Orc bitches mostly
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>>11113529
It's always surprising with how many MG fags we have, we don't have many MG avas.
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>>11113698
Well I have nothing better to do. You're welcome to try.
>>11113743
>She sweeps her leg forward, knocking the Anon off his feet and to the stone floor, just as swiftly the heel of her boot is resting on his forehead, the massive woman stares down at him smirking.
Be careful what you wish for.
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>want to wack it
>no one around
Well shit.
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>>11113810
What you in the mood for anon?
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>>11113768
Fag.
>>11113798
Most likely because monster girls are pure beings who shouldn't be paraded around as whores.
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>>11113529
Dragon Girls.
>tfw no loving dragon wife
Feels awful
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>>11113858
I'm okay with that too, I'd slow to lewd a monster girl. In fact, continuing slow moving stuff with cuddling and other cute things is kind of the best.
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>>11113830
Nothing major. Just some loving boring vanilla cuddlefucking.
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>>11113858
>Implying I don't want to be in a living relationship with my monstergirlfu
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Hey anon! Thanks for helping me with moving all these heavy boxes. I wish there was a way I could pay you back, but I'm kinda broke..
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>>11113798
You're often outta luck when it comes to the actual folder building
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>>11113949
I'll expect double next week.
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>tfw playing SPNatI really makes you wanna do a strip poker session
>no real idea how that would work
Just
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>>11113949
You can let me cum on your eyebrows.
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>>11113955
>folders upon folders of monstergirls
It depends on what you consider your minimum for image count
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>>11113949
It's fine! You don't need to pay me back! It was nice enough to help out!
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>>11113967
>cum on your eyebrows
I thought I was the only one that liked this.
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>>11113963
Wellll, that's the thing.. I wont be able to pay you for next week either..
>>11113967
...
>Poking her two pointer fingers together her red tinted face looked down, avoiding eye contact with anon for a moment before whispering a few words
.. That's very... odd.
>>11114001
No really I mean it! It means a lot to me. If there's anything I can do just say the word!
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>>11112623
I'm a fan of it.
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>>11114033
Well, it's either that or I give you a tongue-bath and then shoot my day-old load into your asspussy.
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>>11113981
It can totally be done, don't get me wrong. Just sometimes you'll be scraping by on pics, and I can't blame people for not wanted to do the "general folder of random orc/goblins" route
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>>11112341
Same desu.
This is also acceptable.
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>>11113949
Well, there IS a way. Wanna hear it ?
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>>11114061
.. Listen anon. You need to lay off the doujins. Your vocabulary is being affected.
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>>11114033
Then triple the week after.
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>>11114106
And you need to lay off the doughNUTS because you're fat.
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>>11114062
Oh, I'm well aware of that, usually mine ends with them not having enough decent looking art. Or not having any consistency between images. Or not wanting to slowly engulf an entire catalogue.
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>>11113900
The best
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>>11112341
(All of them.)
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>>11114086
Sure! Anything to say thanks.
>>11114107
Come on anon! You're really busting my spoons here. Can't just.. sweep this one under the rug? Just for me?
>>11114113
HEY!... I'm not fat I'm thick.
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>>11114062
Man, I really want to play Lamia, but I just don't know where to start.
>>11114117
Ice Elementals are cuter.
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>>11114140
No, honey, you're fat. With a capital F, not a PH. You have enough folds that I was able to hide a few dollars in them, so that we could get ice cream later.
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>>11114140
No. You will pay what you owe. Or my jewish lawyers will be in contact.
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>>11114057
What a coincidence, so am I. Any chance of ass worship soon?
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>>11114129
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>>11114129
I need more.
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>>11114140
Well, we could take that to your room, and have some mutual fun. Whaddaya say ?
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>>11114139
I wanna get between that :)
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>>11114129
Cuddling monster girls? Hell yeah it is
>>11114154
Ice queens are sexier.
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>>11114162
ICE CREAM? SURE I'D LOVE TO-
... Oh..
>>11114163
There's NOTHING I can do to maybe pay you in.. another way?
>>11114181
M-my room? What kind of "fun" are you expecting in there?...
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>>11114186
>You'll never be an Ice Queen's King
Feels bad
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>>11114170
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>>11113802
Agh-!
>A nervous squirm beneath the bootheel, completely at her mercy
I-I would never regret serving you, your majesty! A lifetime doting on your heel would be the highest bliss! ...P-Pleasedon'tstompme.
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>>11114199
See, that's all you think about. Eating. Like, let me show you...
>He pulls his zipper down, and fishes out his sweaty, thick dick, the foreskin over his head with just the tip peaking out.
Did "Oh my gosh he just pulled out his dick!" go through your mind before, or after, "OOH, SAUSAGE! OM-NOM-NOM"?
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>>11114207
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>>11114207
These pics are great.
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>>11114199
Yeah there is now that I think about it. Lose some weight you fucking cow.
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>>11114205
>You will never be the only thing that cools down a Hinezumi
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>>11113858
>Fag
Says the person that probably came out of a dick
gay from the day of procreation
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>>11114244
Why is it hinezumi and not himezumi? Does it sound too much like hime izumi the other way around? mezumi?
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>>11114199
Y'know, blowing off some steam. Maybe explore each other's bodies. We both could use the relaxation after moving all this.
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>>11113966
discord, online poker
wow that was fucking hard
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>>11114244
I guess I'll just KILL myself...
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>>11114166
I'd say pretty soon.
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>>11114230
>Puffing out her already chubby cheeks she looks away from the exposed cock, arms crossed over her chubby breasts.
No. I thought "wow anon's an assface"
Stupid.. thin.. assface
>>11114236
YOU'RE ALL SO MEAN!
No puddin for you..
>>11114255
Ooooh~ THAT kind of fun, so you wanna show me your spoon is it?~ Well lets go! Hurry up already! Lead the way silly spoon!
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>>11114233
>>11114234
Thanks, I'm in such a monstergirl hype right now I could just flood this thread with cute and lewd
>>11114244
>>11114205
>You will never
Stopped reading right there, never ever is a dead meme.
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>>11114259
O-oh. Right. That makes more sense. Still, you'd probably have to have more than two people, or else it would end quickly and not be that interesting.
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>>11114320
Any idea how soon soon is? I wanna know if I should save up for it
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>>11114322
I love cows.
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>>11114321
Looks like you already ate it all anyways.
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>>11114322
>implying that's not true
Monster girl's aren't real anon, and I doubt the afterlife, which I even doubt exists, has any.
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>>11114321
Stupid fatass!
>He laughs, pointing right into her face, and cradles his dick. A sly smile stretches across his face.
Your tits look tiny compared to all your flab, meanwhile, my lean manbody...
>Turning, he adopts an Atlas pose, with his rising dick pulsing upward, majestically, like an eagle freeing itself from where his boxers once caged it.
...looks amazing with the contrast between my FAT DICK and my SKINNY FIGURE.
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>>11114186
>no ice queen gf to kidnap me
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>>11114345
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>>11114389
God I wish that were me.
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>>11114389
>all that shitty text that's guaranteed to be some of the most devoid-of-passion, run-of-the-mill, this-is-how-you-write-porno-scripts bullshit
Crop it away and just give me the picture.
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>>11114338
Well, can't say I can give advice on that. Not today, and most likely not tomorrow. So I suppose not soon enough.
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>>11114336
well no shit, two man strip poker is pointless unless the end result is some humiliation dare shit
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>>11114254
Because it literally translates to fire rat.
>>11114288
The only option is to commit sudoku
>>11114322
Please flood it with monster girls, or play one! They all need their share of cuteness
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>>11114358
STOP IT!
>>11114374
>In a quick motion as anon poses she pulled her finger with her thumb, soon flicking his pointing skyward cock, crossing her arms once again she closed her eyes and looked away from the very RUDE self centered anon.
You look like an assface.
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>>11114417
How is it written?
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>>11114321
Sure, babe
>he smiles, and grabs her hand, leading her to the first room with a free bed. There, he takes off his shirt, revealing his chest.
So, my "spoon" ? That's how you call it ? That's cute.
>He starts slowly taking off his belt, winking at the chubby girl.
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>>11114221
>Ozen's heel applies a little more pressure to his forehead. Smirking down at him.
I already have a servant. What is it you can do that they cannot?
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>>11114429
火鼠
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>>11114428
STOP BEING FAT YOU FAT WHORE! KILL YOURSELF ALREADY. THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL BE SKINNY IS AS A CORPSE.
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>>11114345
then here.
>>11114372
Oh they will be, I'm sad that the non-believers are this ignorant.
>>11114417
So nice to know that there are mg lovers here.
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>>11114414
What's even worse is that I honestly don't even know if I know enough people that would be into the idea. Which is why it would be better to just ask in the threads m
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>>11114458
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>>11114321
>He tries his best to cheer up the woman, making her feel more welcome. He pulls out a slice of cake from the fridge, hoping she doesn't see it as another jab at her body.
You aren't fat, you're just... extremely squishy!
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>>11114428
>Assholenon laughs boisterously, and brings his arms down into a superman flex, grinning at fatty mcthunderthighs.
See? It's attractive, you can't help but touch it.
>A hip pump accentuates the curved nature of his dick, powerful in its throbbing now that his blood has traveled down his fit body to fill it.
Meanwhile, all I can think of doing with you is...
>His finger sinks into her belly fat, and he gives her a rude sneer.
...calling you the Michelin Woman.
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>>11114458
That's cute as fuck.
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>>11114472
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>>11114458
>He thinks designer babies are going to happen
You poor innocent anon
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>>11114442
N-Nh-!
>A near-silent, girlish whimper as the pressure is added.
D-Do they entertain? Cook? Worship your body as only one truly devoted can?
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>>11114453
Okay, I see it now.
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>>11114458
Of course there are. Because monster girls are great, how are you surprised by that? We've had a good share of Kenkou ones, and even Monmosus, even though the later don't stick around as long.
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>>11114487
>He doesn't know
>>11114484
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>>11114504
Explain yourself. Tell me what I'm missing.
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>>11114497
Here to educate
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>ywn become a monstergirl/boi
>ywn wander around, meeting other mgs as you search for a master
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>>11114498
Maybe I can be a yeti and just go around having cuddle sex with anons (but with a new yeti everytime because mgs are not whores)
>>11114511
No.
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>>11114484
No amooing!
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>>11114513
Hacotaco spelling it out.
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>>11114548
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>>11114493
I cannot say that they worship my body.
>She strokes her chin thoughtfully, grinding her heel against him all the while.
Very well, if you truly think you're worthy of my attention, show me what you can do.
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>>11114549
Wh-why not!?
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>>11114435
>By the time they got to the room she was already out of breath. Doesn't help she was carrying a bunch of extra weight. After a few hard huffs and puffs she stood up to see the undressing anon, her eyes widened and her cheeks burst with color, chuckling to herself she soaked in the sight.
Oh I know I'm going to love this.
>She said with a almost cockdrunken slur in her voice, gripping the bottom of her shirt she pulled it up over her head, revealing her nice, tightly fitting bra, sadly the shirt was stuck on her silly little head.
Ahh. Anon heeeeelp.
>>11114473
Squishy is fine! I like soft too.
>She stares at the slice of cake, fingers twitching as she tries her best not to jump on the thick slice of sweetness
>>11114475
STOP BEING AN ASS FACE
>She shook her arms side to side, flailing about as she yelled back at him, her face red with embarrassment and yelling as she flicked at his body, her flabby arms being weak and more gently poking at him rather than punching him.
Stupid stupid stupid spoon!
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>>11114548
>>11114565
I'd be this boy's master.
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>>11114579
I'm just gonna say that it's for a certain religious belief and leave it at that.
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>>11114607
>Boy
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>>11114549
Yetis are adorable, and I love that their main thing is that they hug you to keep you warm, and if you return it, it's basically marriage
>>11114561
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I'd ava as a Pharaoh if she had more art.
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>>11114603
Whoa, whoa, calm down. I'm sorry.
>A sincere look crosses his face as he intercepts the cowgirl's arms, holding them up as he steps in. Since her belly protrudes, his dick almost sinks into her fat, but he ignores it, staring into her eyes with an innocent concern.
...I apologize. Please don't start another earthquake.
>And there it goes. He smirks, he snorts, and then he doubles over with laughter, smacking at his thigh, which doesn't wobble like Cosby's quaalude-flavored gelatin snacks.
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>>11114608
You're cruel.
>>11114617
I can't tell anymore.
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>>11114618
I know, I have a whole bunch of pics to share of them.
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>>11114621
Supreme tastes.
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>>11114643
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>>11114603
Oh um... here you go.
>She gives the plate to her, happy she didn't get infuriated. He leaned in to hug her soft torso, but jolted back just before they even touched.
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>>11114577
Of course, your majesty!
>He squirms forward painfully as much as he can manage beneath her, a full kiss placed upon the sole of her boot. Not that he can do much else in this position.
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>>11114643
Same, cute fuzzy delicious brown.
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>>11114670
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>>11114646
Her voice being able to hypnotize people is really cool too.
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>>11114603
Heh. Silly girl.
>Anon chuckled, and positioned himself behind her, his crotch firmly pressed against her shapely ass, his member quickly hardening through his pants. His raised his hands, coping a feel of her breasts before grabbing the problematic article of clothing.
Here, let me help you, babe.
>He pulled and tugged at the shirt, trying to get if off the girl. As he struggled against it, the woman could feel something hard pushing against her bottom. Finally, the shirt came off.
There we go ! Thank god I was here, right ?
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http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random
You have three rolls. If its not a monster girl then you are allowed to reroll.
Hardmode: You'll play one of your rolls
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>>11114702
That's really lewd~
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>>11114720
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>>11114733
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>>11114712
Fuckit. I'm down for hardmode. Let's see...
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>>11114712
>Hakutaku, Lava Golem, Gazer
(IT KNOWS, SHUT IT DOWN)
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>>11114742
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>>11114712
Bug girl
Witch
Zipangu
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>>11114631
YOU LITTLE SPOON I'LL KILL YOU
>She tried to fight back against him, but all she had on him was weight, not strength, she pushed against him and failed to break his grip, but his cock did press on the soft belly of the larger woman, almost sinking into the soft flabby gut of the overweight woman.
I'M GOING TO GUT YOU LIKE A FISH YOU ASS FACE
>>11114709
Waahh
>She cried out as her pulling, and his pulling caught her off balance, waving side to side the larger woman bumped backward, his erect cock pressed hard against her soft body, but soon she fell backward, crushing him under her weight, thankfully she was soft and squishy all over, his cock was simply pillowed by her big, soft, jiggly buttcheeks, sandwiched between his own lap and her massive ass
Oopies! Thank god we landed on the bed huh?
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>>11114565
I wish it was
>>11114607
I'd be this anon's servant
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>>11114760
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>>11114772
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>>11114712
Fuck this, none of these look any good. Bunch of hugbox garbage.
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>>11114773
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>>11114768
Back to food, I see...
>A sorrowful look donned on his face, he turns away from her, leaving her belly free to jiggle from the catch of his dickhead against her flab. Assholenon crosses his arms, then looks back over at her across his shoulder, tapping his foot.
This is troublesome. I have a duty, to help you slim down.
>He sighs, and then he steps forward, turns on his heel, and points directly at Chunkalina's face. Determination embeds across his visage, and he heroically shouts:
I shall fuck the fat right out of you!
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>>11114712
Ghoul
Arch-Imp
Wight
Any of these that any of you anons would like me to play?
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>>11114758
>gazer
PRINGLES INTENSIFY
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>>11114712
>Lilim, Matango, Arch Imp
Nice~ Maybe I'll try my hand at a Lilim or Matango if there's any good lewds of them.
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>>11114794
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>>11114812
I'd say either ghoul or Wight. Wight does have a lot more pics though
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>>11114772
Would you be able to handle such a thing anon?
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>>11114830
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>>11114816
>(Very fast munching at incredible hihg speeds)
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>>11114768
Right, that was a stroke of luck. Besides, we were going to get on it sooner or later.
>He started grinding against her plush ass, sighing softly. With his hands free, he worked on taking off her bra.
Only fair we both take our tops off.
>He cupped her voluptuous breasts in his hands, marveling at how soft they were, his fingers sinking into the flesh.
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>>11114812
GHO-OST BLOWJOBS!
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>>11114861
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>>11114712
Tentacle girl
Elf
Kraken
>>11114781
RIP
>>11114848
I'd try for him~
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>>11114870
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>>11114902
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>>11114712
>Alraune, Akaname and Zambobo
First one is actually a folder I've been meaning to do for a while
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>>11114805
>With a loud GASP and a light jump the plumper woman stared back at the anon that was such an assface but a moment ago, her cheeks a deep red she simply had to stare back at him, covering her gaping mouth as she stammered a reply
You're gunna do WHAT?. No. Oh HELL no! You put that spoon away RIGHT this second!
>>11114863
>With a soft jiggle she helped the anon undo her bra, letting the top pop off. Her belly kind of overshadowed her soft breasts, but they were still there and large none the less, the bouncy things squished between anon's fingers as he grabbed as touched along them, she leaned back onto his crotch and shook side to side, letting his cock dig into the clothed cheeks.
Your spoon feels sooooo big. Wanna put it in mah butt?~
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>>11114862
When's my damn buttjob.
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>>11114914
If you could. Would you be willing to start on Alraune now if you had enough pics?
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>>11114712
>Gyoubo Danuki
>Vampire
>Yeti
>All this yeti posting
IS IT MEANT TO BE?
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>>11114921
When's Kenkou?
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>>11114876
I'm also willing to do hard mode with any of the three
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>>11114914
We NEED plant girls!
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>>11114913
no more yeti, moving on to my 2nd favorite girl kikimora (in no particular order)
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>>11114951
Woman the only 'kenkou' i ever heard of is in fort lauderdale and I ain't drivin' halfway aross the country to a hibachi place for an assjob.
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>>11114975
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>>11114876
Tentacle Girl and Kraken are cute. Male Consentacles in general are great.
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>>11114964
>Kraken
M-Mighty need.
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>>11114984
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>>11114920
Anal ? Don't mind if I do, babe.
>He pulled and prodded at her nipples, a devilish smile on his lips. The young man took a hand off the breasts, to lower his pants and boxers, freeing his cock from its cloth prison. The rod sprung to attention, already fully at attention from the previous stimulation.
No lube ?
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>>11114996
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>>11114712
>zombie
>griffon
>and some weird squirrel
I wish I knew some zombie girls
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>>11114920
Close your mouth!
>He tuts, waving his finger as he adopts a cocky grin, approaching her until his dick brushes against her big belly once more. It throbs, and he looks back into her eyes with color appearing in his cheese. Assholenon's powerful penis leaks onto the pudgy princess' shirt as he places a hand on his hip.
You should at least consider it. Sexual intercourse is a form of exercise like any other, but even your fat ass should enjoy it. Especially if it's with me.
>He laughs, throwing his head back, then lunges in, his lips near her meaty mouth as his gaze stabs into her eyes.
Now. Strip.
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>wake up horny as hell
>see chubby girl
Please no. My head is spinning already, this is just going to break my mind even more.
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>>11115005
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>>11114977
>Not knowing Kenkou Cross is the artist for the Monster Girl Encyclopedia
UNWORTHY. 10 DEMERITS. WHERE'S MY SWITCH WITH FATE/EXTELLA
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>>11115022
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>>11115042
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>>11115059
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>>11115026
>puts your switch in the trash
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>>11115067
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>>11114964
(Need a Kraken folder quick? I think I only played her like once that I can remember)
>>11115071
>Turns anon into a lawn ornament
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>>11115079
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>>11115087
Anyone liking this dump? If not I'll stop, it's cool.
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>>11114989
>Male Consentacles
What are those?
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>>11115026
YEAH SORRY I WORK FOR A LIVING INSTEAD OF BEING AN UNWASHED NEET
WHERE'S THOSE DAMN JARS WOMAN
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>>11115000
Well duh, that's the only way to have fun.
>She undid her own pants, slipping the tight jeans off of her round, chubby ass, letting the jiggly flesh of her fat ass be revealed. The pale skin jiggling at every one of her movements before lowering herself on his lap once more, the crowed head pointed at her tight little star.
What's wrong with a little pain, now give me that spoon~
>>11115014
>Hands on her hips she huffed again before raising her voice, poking at his chest
Listen buster! It's not going to happen, you and your little TEA SPOON can go stick it in a protein shake. You'd have to overpower me and rail me while calling me a fat breeding sow. And I don't think you got the SPOONS for it!
>>11115017
>Posts fattie in your direction
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>>11114989
I'd love to embrace you in them, wrapping around you in arousal, three going down on your crotch; one playing with your balls as the others tease your shaft.
>>11114995
>She rises from the depths of the ocean, hearing that someone needs the likes of her.
Hello, what is it you needed? I-I'm sorry if you don't like my kind, but I'd love to help you out.
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>>11115084
>Poses with a frozen-in-stone copy of Fate/Extella in hand
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>>11115117
Consentacles is reverse Consensual Tentacle Sex. Male Consentacles is that but the guy has sex with the tentacles.
>>11115137
That much stimulation at at once might just make me go crazy with lust.
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>>11115137
.....Well. There is one small issue that needs to be dealt with, madam. Could you come a bit closer?
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>>11115084
No, but thanks!
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>>11115120
Little, huh?
>His fist wraps around her wrist, probably the only point where he'd be able to overwhelm girth girl's fat with his grasp. An aggressive grin overtakes his lips as he leers in, and then chuckles, his breath washing over her lips before he shoves forward. The impact sprawls them both, but he controls his descent, straddling her, with his stiff, curved meat pushing a dent into her corpulent stomach.
But what's this about a 'fat breeding sow', huh?
>He shuffles his knees, bringing his cock between her clothed, wobbly tits, and then laughs.
Don't tell me the fatty has rape fantasies like that. I thought they all involved food. Oh well, even if you're a pillowy pile, you're still human.
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>>11115173
>Has sex with the tentacles
H-how does that work?
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>>11115118
I WORK TOO YOU NERD, AND KEEP THOSE MASON JARS AWAY FROM ME YOU SLIME COLLECTING SLIME BALL
>>11115151
>Yoink
You're one of the good ones. You can go.
>/Antimagic Cone/ from the central eye. Anon is free to go.
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>>11115110
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>>11115232
More like these, they're the absolute cutest and I love them
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>>11115120
>As soon as he saw her exposed, vulnerable ass, Anon grabbed it roughly, spreading her cheeks to reveal her puckered anus. Barely able to contain himself, he started prodding at her entrance.
Good to hear, babe. Because I'm going to give you a pounding you won't forget~
>With that, he plunged himself in a single stroke, deep into her ass, hilting himself inside her. The man let out a pleasured breath as he entered her, overwhelmed by the pulsating walls around his member.
Ffffuuuck that's nice...
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>>11115232
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>>11115120
My nutbladder!
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>>11115219
Really sticky tenta-jobs, tentacles wrapping around your body in a loving embrace, maybe even pegging, and tentacle-pussies!
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>>11115232
>tfw no slavic maid gf
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>tfw no eldritch Waifu to spend unfathomable time with
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>>11115222
WHEN THE FUCK DO YOU WORK, YOU'RE ALWAYS PLAYING YOUR SHIT VIDYA OR BEGGING ME FOR SHIT
AND FILL THE DAMN JARS AND MAYBE I WON'T KEEP DENYING YOU YOUR DUMB GAMES
SHIT
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>>11115222
>Does a jig now that he's free.
Ey, thanks boss. You the mvp with the good trips.
when's bongou
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>>11115247
More on the way, just gotta get some more from my super secret source.
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>>11115260
Robogirls are the fucking best. I really want a Qt robogf
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>>11115222
Woah a rare Gazer pic!
>>11115276
>Pegging and Tentacle Pussy.
Okay I'm sold. Thanks for the explanation Anon.
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>>11115327
No problem anon! Glad to see you now know the way of the male contentacles, young grasshopper.
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>>11115311
I WORK THE SAME HOURS AS YOU DO, NOT MY FAULT YOUR COMMUTE IS LONGER BECAUSE YOU'RE A HUMIE. LRN2FLY AND GIT GUD FGT.
NO. YOU FILL THE DAMN JARS, LET'S SEE HOW YOU CAN MAKE SOME EXTRA DOSH ON THE SIDE.
>>11115317
(I would right now, but in all likelihood I'll be stolen within an hour or two)
>>11115327
(With 300+ pictures, there are many rare Gazers. How does one not know consentacles with a Gazer and a Shoggoth around?)
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>>11115173
I'd do it in a snap of a finger if it meant you were happy. Just imagining someone giving me the look of pleasure as I wrap mine around them, trying to find where they'd like it best, maybe up top, wrapping them aroung cozily on their dick to make a nice fleshlight for them, or slowly entering their ass, massaging their prostate.
>>11115180
Yes sir...
>She began to crawl towards him, her tentacles wriggling across the floor as she came as close as she could, letting him have a closer look at who he summoned. She brushed her long, purple hair from her face as she began to smile at him.
...what is it?
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>>11115397
>DEEP INHALE
I'd do that, but you're the only one pathetic enough to want my man milk. Unless you plan on paying me from now on.
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>>11115412
Way too early anon. Save it for later.
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>>11115412
>page 6
>not image limit
What are you doing anon?
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Nobody cares about shitty anon self-inserts and male avas.
Post more Yuri,
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>>11115210
I didn't mean it like that!
>At this point her red face was more focused on his insults than the stiff slab of cock rubbing against her belly. Her motions only toyed with his flesh more as she rubbed side to side, yelling back at him.
I don't want it tiny spoon! And I don't sexuallize food at all.. It's just yummy..
>>11115256
AH! THAT'S A GOOD SPOON
>She cried out as her tight little hole was filled with inch after thick inch of cock, her soft pale ass swallowing his member with ease, she slowly grinds against it as she pants like a dog in heat, her eyes rolling as she takes the thick slab of cock. Lightly sitting up only to fall back down on his lap, bouncing ever so slightly on him.
Big fun spoon!
>>11115264
>
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>>11115365
It's definitely something I'll look into in the future at the very least. Gotta see if it's my kinda thing.
>>11115397
Maybe it's because I'm not that into girls nerd.
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>>11115397
Rats, right when I finally catch you at a reasonable hour.
At least this gives me a reason to be a Private Eye. Who On Earth Is Kidnapping That Cute Monoeye?
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>>11115430
>>11115439
Oh fucj
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>>11115417
I think I'd be thing with either of those options. I'd let the tentacles have my way with my whole body. Hell, maybe I'd even stroke them off a little. Maybe even use my mouth~
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>>11115473
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>>11115465
(Hey, having fun with the fat shaming, but real life is calling. Catch you later.)
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>>11115442
Most Yuri is hot trash.
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>>11115507
>It's cool, see you around.
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>>11115465
I need to lie down. That girl is just too good.
>>11115537
I stand corrected. She's not only too good, she's too pure. Gonna have a heart attack.
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>>11115260
>>11115324
I'd love to become a cyber-waifu also!
>>11115488
I'd still try to go easy on you, I don't want to make you sore from me pummeling you with my tentacles...
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>>11115417
>>11115523
>responded in ded bred
just fucking kill me
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>>11115424
>DEEP EXHALE
BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>DEEP INHALE
I don't need your baby batter, I could probably just shout "I want to give the succ" and get all the dicc necessary.
>>11115471
(Oh. Well. Gay.)
>>11115472
(Sadly it would have been, but people do annoying things at unreasonable hours. And errands are one of them. Who you should really be trying to find is Carmen Sandiego. Or Waldo.)
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>>11115465
>He took her movement as an invitation to start moving on his own, rocking his hips, bouncing against her soft bottom with each thrust. He grunts as her ass stimulates his cock like sleeve, tailor-made for it.
You love my spoon babe~ ? C'mon tell me how much you love it. I want you to SCREAM it !
>As he keeps thrusting away with abandon, he brings a hand up, and delivers a slap on her butt, admiring the satisfying jiggle from his moves.
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>>11115493
>>11115586
Fucking faggots need to be necked
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>>11115586
And yet you don't.
And it sure as fuck ain't because it pays the rent.
Now cough up the damn slime or I'm not gonna give you those back rubs you love so much anymore.
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>>11115574
>>11115417
Sh-shit, both of those replies are me. Actually, a robosquidgirl sounds great too!
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>>11115586
I'm gay and proud Smug Lord, nice to see you around every now and again.
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>>11115614
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>>11115586
Bah, too many people on that case. There's actually a waiting list and a form you have to fill out before you can even start looking for them.
Oh boy, looks like I get to say 'Finished those errands?' now. That's the one solace for this.
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>>11115614
>>11115645
Fuck off to your containment thread and stop spamming.
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>>11115660
>bitching about spamming while in autosage
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>>11115660
Wew
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>>11115691
>autosage
Newfag.
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>>11115706
>taking za baito
dumb whineposter
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>>11115635
Can't be gay for long when you alp.
>>11115660
Just monsterize you filthy 3DPD
>>11115645
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>>11115609
Oh I love you spoon!
>She cried out as she continued to bounce on his lap, crushing his legs and simply smothering his cock in pound after pound of huge soft ass, the fleshy backside swallowing his massive member, the warm insides taking him as deep as she could, the slow grind fallowed by the rapid bouncing of her hips on his mixed his expectations and milked his cock.
I love it I love it I love it! I want your cream~
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>>11115743
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>>11115755
>orc gf
T O P T I E R
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>>11115755
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>>11115586
(Now now, I'm not a fan of the gay play either. But gay is okay, to each their own.)
>>11115628
I don't because I'm lazy, and because you're a nerd.
I ain't gotta pay the rent 'cause no one else would room with you.
And that's fine. It's fine. I can live without back rubs. But that means you're going back to footstool.
>>11115635
(And good to see you shota scout. See ya post your oral fixation every now and again. Keep being queer)
>>11115652
...Really? You'd think with that many they'd've caught the two of them by now. And do not. I have not finished those errands.
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>>11115772
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>>11115772
Cute Sword.
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>>11115787
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>>11115800
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>>11115787
Ghost girls are great.
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>>11115811
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>>11115823
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>>11115783
>>11115614
(Nailed it, replied to myself on the first one like a nerd)
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>>11115783
It's all I know at this point. You keep being smug, or maybe you can be cute for once. Variety is the spice of life after all.
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>>11115823
>Stop calling me a nigger you don't even know what color my skin is
PFFFFT
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>>11115823
Invisible Girls are best for exhibition.
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>>11115783
I think there are just multiple people dressing like Carmen and Waldo so when one gets caught, somebody's always taking their place. Aw c'mon, it'll be fun.
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>>11115834
(Also, saved.)
>>11115849
(Never. I will never be cute. Mary is the only one that holds that title. Now and forever.)
>>11115883
NO I HAVE NOT 'FINISHED THOSE ERRANDS' ANON.
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>>11115751
Good girl ! That's a good girl !
>He kept on thrusting without a care, violating her ass as he worked himself closer and closer to his limit, the pulsating ring of her anus teasing his member. He could feel himself reaching his limit, but contained himself for a little more, channeling his animal urges into a series of brutal hip movements. He drove himself in and out of her for what felt like hours, before finally losing control, and flooding her inside with his burning white seed. His cock twitched as he kept pouring more and more, filling her to the brim, before finally stopping. The young man lied down, a gleeful look on his face.
That was pretty nice babe... If you wanna go for round 2, give me a sec to... Catch my breath...
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>>11115630
Great... If you want to, would you do the honors if starting (also, were you the anon that wanted my treasure from earlier?)
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>>11115847
Fuck another rare one.
>>11115918
I'm liking these 8-bit Gazers. And you shouldn't reject change like that, maybe I'll try to not be a fag so that we're even?
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>>11115918
Dang. How about now?
Alright joking aside, I'll leave you to those errands.
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>>11115576
(Don't worry)
I-I thought it was just some junk you humans threw away!>>11115847
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>>11115868
Shit, that's hot. Why does Deku have such a Dicku?
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>>11115955
Sure, but I don't really know where to start, honestly! Maybe it's a sci-fi play on the kraken, and a space traveler gets himself stuck in a deadly storm and the robokrakengirl comes to his rescue? And no, I'm not that anon.
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>want to erp
>people are busy
>don't want to bother them
Back to sleep.
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>>11115979
(More rare gazers. Also I don't believe you can, just like I don't believe for a second that you don't like getting pounded by the traps you fug.)
>>11115984
(No worries enjoy your night, and hopefully I'll be more consistent soon, if at a different time.)
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>>11115996
I don't know really.
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>>11116016
What about if I was something you ordered online to keep you company?
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>>11115783
Since when do you decide what piece of furniture I'm stuck at?
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>>11116095
I guess that works just as well, if a bit more simplistic.
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>>11116070
>Thinking that I was always a fag.
A dolly mistake, I was as straight as an arrow when I first came here. It's just that over time... things happened.
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>>11115991
Exactly! And now it's mine! And you're going to lead me to it or I'll see how many of these tentacles I can chop off, got it?!
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>>11116128
*Silly mistake
Autocorrect....
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>>11116108
Supply and demand. I have a supply of booty, and you have a demand for it, therefore I make the rules.
>>11116128
>>11116149
(Just like I was an anon that fugged monster girls. And now I play one. So when are you debuting that new trap ava? I'll make sure to play dollies with "her")
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>>11116091
Wait, are you legit playing her?
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>>11116173
Nah. Just posting pics.
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>>11115947
>Her body tensed up feeling his release within her, her legs kicked about and she shivered from the intense pleasure, puffing out a hot breath she was also tired, soon she fell back onto him, out of breath and tired her hole was packed full of his seed, now she laid atop of him.
ahh...
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>>11116171
Damn you. Damn your booty. Damn your crappy switch. Get over here before I 'accidentally' poke one of your eyes again.
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>>11116171
I hate you sometimes. I don't know, I can probably bug one of my friends for a quick folder, or maybe do a few Anon x Anon sessions. I gotta get back in the writing mood.
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>>11116205
>Shakes that big ol' butt
No. And the price went up. I want everything, and also a new graphics card for the old rig.
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>>11115834
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>>11116249
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>>11116196
He took a few deep breaths, slowly recovering from the encounter, his member slipping out of the warm hole it was in. His seed started to dribble out of her anus.
Hey babe... You're... Crushing me a little.
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>>11116272
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>>11116247
(I was joking and teasing, don't push yourself you nerd, do things at your own pace. But it's funny that you vehemently opposed, and now have shown that you really do want the dick.)
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>>11116272
Should I feel offended by this?
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>>11116304
>>11116321
Whore, you don't deserve the title of monster girl.
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>>11116310
This is the part where I say that I was merely jesting. Didn't you have errands to run?
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>>11116343
Like I give a shit about being in some stupid club! I'm in a league all my own!
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>>11116343
Seeing as you had to break for 20 minutes and you're just bleeding out the image limit, where are you getting these from?
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>>11116348
(A clever ruse. And yes, but I'm waiting for people to make the whole thing more enjoyable.)
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>>11116395
I'm a clever man, I'll get out of your hair for the time being. Have fun with your errands nerd.
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>>11116420
(Seeya shota scout. Maybe next time you'll be the shota)
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>>11116375
Yeah you're in a league alright. The league of harlots.
>>11116388
The 20 minute break was for IRL afk stuff, and I'm not going to tell you where I got those ideal mg images from because I don't want to drag in newfags there.
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>>11116442
Yeah, and proud if it! Better than a group of stuck-up cunts who don't know the concept of fun!
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>>11116441
>/ss/
Ew.
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>>11116442
>I don't want to drag in newfags there.
So the ideal mg thread on /monster/?
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>>11116375
Pretty shit league.
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>>11116441
(Need a /ss/?)
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>>11116485
>being proud that your vagina is wide enough to accommodate a dump truck
>>11116524
Fuck don't post about /monster/ here, I don't want to drag in trash from /trash/.
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>>11116248
Hahah, no. Maybe ask politely later.
>Firmly grasps the booty. Yanks forward.
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>>11116531
Says you! I bet you're just jealous!
Jealous that you can't have aaaaannnnyyyy of this~
>Panty rubs her hands from the top of her shoulders, all the way down to her thighs, accentuating her curves in an attempt to tease the anon.
>>11116580
Any yet guys still for me over you? Hmm..... I wonder why that is?
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>>11116146
O-okay sir...
> She swims towards an ominous cave, wondering how humans use such unusual obects, like that enclosed world that can change its weather, and that deathtrap that mulches whatever you put in it. She shows a pile of knick knacks and other household objects inside, holding what was actually a snowglobe in her hand.
I never got why you shrunk your houses into a crystal ball...
>>11116120
>The monster-girl replica began to boot up, making a silent mechanical whirr as she started to light up. She began to move her fingers, then arms, then tentacles to make sure they were secure. She stared at her owner.
Hello, master. Thank you for purchasing the K.R.A.K.E.N.
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>>11116602
>Slaps Panty's fat ass.
*pop* Noice.
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>>11116507
(Not my cuppa either, but with him it's more likely gay shota he'd play)
>>11116564
(Sorry dear, /ss/ isn't really my thing, that and I'm getting snagged)
>>11116595
(...one day. One day you'll be hotdogged. Unfortunately today is not that day. But have another booty)
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>>11116580
>Cupid
I need this
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>>11116602
>guys
>not guy
>The implication of multiple sexual partners
>>11116633
Howdy ho anon.
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>>11116607
(Fuck me anon. I actually have to go right now. I'm sorry!)
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>>11116602
Please. The only thing more repulsive than your body is that hidious wardrobe.
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>>11116627
(No worries, I must have read that wrong. Just started RPing as a /ss/ so figured I ask)
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>>11116650
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>>11116650
Oh gosh seriously?
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>>11116607
...You're not very worldly, are you?
>A shrug as he starts to dig through the pile of junk for anything good. Totally not an ample time to take advantage of him or anything.
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>>11116612
>Panty lets out a happy gasp as the Anon smacks her perky ass. She turns her head to face him, and gives him a teasing, blowing kiss.
>>11116650
So am I a whore then or not? Pick an insult and stick with it you dumbass pixie!
>>11116671
How do those sour grapes taste, anon baby~?
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>>11116728
Oi! Who said I was done?
>He darts behind her, with fingers waggling in a perverted grasping motion, and then applies a second and third spank.
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>>11116728
Sweeter than your cunt at least. Pull up your damn undergarments, harlot.
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>>11116707
About what, that first response or the second response?
>>11116728
You are, my insult was that you've had sex with more than one guy.
>>11116739
>Being aroused by used goods
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>>11116343
So, uh, is there a succubus one of these?
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>>11116728
Panty are you perhaps interested in the "escort" business, you know, having a sweet sugar daddy walk you around a high-class mall with his arm around your waist so he can spoil you to your heart's content?
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>>11116728
So Panty, I always wondered how an angel's kiss felt. Want to help me find out ?
>He makes a thrusting motion with his hips, clearly interested in something less than chaste.
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>>11116824
Unfortunately no, but I have a huge folder full of succubutts and demongirls if you like.
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>>11116873
Thats okay. Thanks for the offer, though.
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>>11116739
Well then, go on! Grope me! Smack my ass!
>Panty commands, even going to so far as to bend down and give her own butt a gentle slap just to encourage him.
>>11116763
>Just to spite the Anon, she only slips down her pink panties all the way down her smooth legs, letting them drop to the floor. She then picks them up, as she flings them right in his face, before flipping him off.
Fuck you.
>>11116816
And that's a bad thing wwwwwwwhhhhyyyyyyyy?
>>11116838
I dunno. Might be alright. He's got to be at least mildly attractive though. I don't care how much money he's got, I'm not being carried around by some gross-ass old man.
>>11116856
There wasn't much need to beat around the bush, you could have just asked for me to suck your dick straight up. But whatever, it's fine~ Show me what your packin' down there first.
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>>11116923
Oh, well, in that case.
>He slips up from his lewd crouch, presses his hips into her ass, and reaches up. His elbows rest on Panty's hips as he grips her tits, squeezing them, with his thumbs migrating in smooth strokes down to her nipples. The warmth of his breath blasts over her neck as his cock presses heavily between her cheeks, the only separation between them his pants, and her dress.
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>>11116923
Right, right, my bad.
>He lets his cock flop out of his pants, already at half mast.
So, how do you feel about it ? Enough for you to wrap those lips around it ? I've been saving up semen for this.
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>>11116914
NP
>>11116923
Guys don't like used goods sweetheart, they prefer lifelong partners who give their virginity to their wife on the night of their wedding, eternally bonding them in holy matrimony
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>>11116923
GUH-!
>A groan, delicately removing the delicates from his face, unceremoniously dropping it to the floor.
...Oh goody. A rag of a dress and some thrift store heels and we could almost be twins. How thoughtful of you.
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So, who's lurkin'?
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>>11117048
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So we all agree, Ainz and these themes are awful
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>>11117069
No, its just that no one ever seems to want to do them.
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>>11116923
Oh, I suppose money can make a rich man like him look the part too, a nice suit, expensive cologne, and cool shades will certainly suffice.
So, with a rich, sharp-dressed man clinging to you with $100 bills bursting in his wallet, what would you have him spoil you with first?
Clothes, cars, caviar?
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>>11117048
Just checking in occasionally
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>>11116666
Don't worry, I hope to see you soon!
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>>11116952
>A soft moan escapes the slutty angels lips as he presses himself up against her, groping her perky tits. She turns her head, giving him an approving, smug grin as she begins to grind on his crotch in response, trying to get a feel for his size, along with generally pleasuring him. And he definitely wasn't a bad catch~
>>11116971
>She kneels down in front of him, wrapping her slender hands around his shaft, while she starts at his size for a indiscernible amount of time. Once she's made a decision, she immediately wraps her lips around his cock without even saying a word! But it was enough of an answer for him!
>>11116972
Wrong. Most guys really don't give a shit and just want their dicks wet. If that weren't the case, I wouldn't have "a vagina wide enough to accommodate a dump truck" now would I~?
>>11116987
It's the closest to a pussy you'll ever fucking get.
>>11117087
Proooobably clothes. Need to doll myself up for such a fancy man, don't I?
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>>11116725
(I have to go rn, sorry!)
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>>11117063
Is this who I think it is?
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So, which hostess is running the bar?
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>>11117063
Cute boy
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>>11117185
Please. Just because I don't want your roast beef cunt doesn't mean I haven't smashed.
>Gingerly picks up the panties and slingshots them back at their owner.
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>>11117069
Nah. Just no one to play it up. Choose something else to shitpost about
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>>11117185
A-Any decent man would save his virginity for his true love, all the guys who don't care are just wrong and trashy!
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>>11117201
It's a mystery.
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>>11117200
I'm not sure
>>11117213
I am not cute.
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>His size wasn't anything explosive, but it was definitely nothing to scoff at, either. Stuffed between her cheeks, it parted them well, and the underside throbbed against Panty's backdoor through the thin, fabric layers separating them. His fingertips wrapped around her nipples, which he gently tugged on as their breath mixed, their gazes mingling between them.
So, how long do I tease you like this before you want my head between your thighs?
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Did Bonesy say anything about a part two for the thread or can I break the theme after this one?
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>>11117185
Glad you like it.
>He puts his hand on her head, and starts roughly using her mouth as an onahole. He starts thrusting in pace with his hips, slowly at first, his member rapidly hardening in her mouth, until it's a twitching mass of hard, turgescent flesh.
I'll make sure to make it worthwhile for you.
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>>11117266
Okay Mystery, gimme a chocolate milk. Whilst I scope out the babeage.
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>>11117281
Make your own theme.
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>>11117304
Not enough time and probably not enough people willing for another one. We're almost on page 10.
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>>11117278
>>11117185
(Oh, whoops.)
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>>11117201
Definitely Morrigan
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>>11117185
Definitely!
Don't want to look like some cheap whore right?
You should have him buy you half a dozen strapless dresses, tightly huggin your curvy body, and only held up by your bombin tits
How about a nice purse too, premium leather, resting on your slender hips as you strut around with your sugar daddy to buy whatever the mall has that you want?
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>>11117428
Don't listen to this thread stealer
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