Hunger Games / HG Thread Reset edition This version of HG exists

Kill yourself Vert

Hoshi ruined the games

The only good people in Hg :

Obaka, Grimes, Kamina, Suz, LF, KK, Asgore, Lenny, Vino, Capra, Inkling.

The rest are fake trying to capitalize on their avas for sympathy

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>The armored man approaches the area, waving his hand around to garner anyone who might be looking on's attention.
Excuse me? Can anyone tell me where I am?

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>>11095508
but if you say that then the glorious Black Knight adventures are invalidated and therefore not canon

I don't want to live in this universe anymore

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>my banner right now

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>>11095521
>blaming others for your misdeeds.

>>11095546
>Black knight adventures
What?

>>11095541
>mostly a bunch of blogposters and shitposters
>the only good people
have a pity (you)

>>11095551
No kidding.

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Oh boy this looks like a wonderful place for a picnic.

>>11095541
Go to bed, Potatofucker

>>11095482
You can't prevent a shitposter from shitposting, fucking learn that already.
But you can prevent your insecure ass from overreacting about it.
You can nicepost whoever's getting shitposted if that appeases your mind, but playing into his tricks, adding more shitposting to the pile of shit and then have the audacity to complain about shitposting, is phony as fuck.

There's nothing I hate more than RPers leaving the thread and the host high and dry whenever general shitposting happens that doesn't even concern or mention him in the first place.
That's petty as fuck, it's doing exactly what the shitposters want, and basically giving a huge 'fuck you' to the few that actually cares about your enjoyment enough to waste their time making codes and hosting games for YOU.

Don't be a faggot, show support to your hosts, especially in the hardest times, instead of surrendering and whining.

Last post on the matter.

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>>11095551
I feel like mine fits pretty well too

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>>11095565
Last thread one of the game shad three black knights in it, and it was a sight to see.

It involved bukkakes, BLACKing, platypuses and shitposts.

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>>11095508
>A crippled kid walks in.. well, he's not really walking... Look, just pretend he walked in, alright? He looks around in the slightly empty room, and sits on a nearby stool
W-Wow, what a terrific audience.

>>11095583
Just get fucked Suz.

>>11095541
>Inkling
>Good
Pick one and one only.

>>11095583
It's not that serious.

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>>11095542
>Zer0 looks up to see what appears to be a knight motioning towards him and inquiring about his whereabouts.
The Arena.

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>>11095598
>Cuts off your head with a fucking greatsword
HAVE AT THEE, SHIT AVA

Who needs a redemption arc the most in HG?

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I've been trying to quit imageboards for over a year now. I quit vidya, kind of quit/outgrew anime for the most part. I left 4chan, was on another chan for a bit and then left again. Imageboards are probably the most addictive form of social media for people like us.

The problem is that the standard weeb/gamer and/or NEET/hiki escapist lifestyle rots your brain and inevitably ends in depression. This is why you see anons in their late 10s early 20s wondering why anyone has any problem with this kind of lifestyle. They don't know yet. Like the first line of coke guess. It's all good. What's wrong with feeling good, right By the time you understand it's too late. Of course you don't want to listen to some old guy warning you about the path you're walking. You're smarter than that. You're not like him.

After watching 150+ days worth of anime, wasting probably 50 more of vidya and maybe 400 more mindlessly browsing imageboard my conclusion is that frying your brain on escapist media is as deadly as frying your brain with hard drugs. It just takes a little more time

Anyway.

You're asking how to move forward when facing a wall in a dead end. I don't have an awser to that, just remember that we are living beings, and that life is movement, action. Stagnating is waiting for death.
That's how I see it at least. My mind is filled with stories that never happened. Anime, manga, vidya, interactions with anons everywhere in the world, people that I'll never know. I didn't live my life.

>>11095597
Looks like i'm going back to read that.

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So, new game now?

>tfw want to ava a cool character but can only find like 5 good screenshots and some fan art and thats it
is this what true pain feels like

>>11095583
Frame this post and post it every time there's shitposting.

>>11095616
Classic pasta. F that introvert cuck.

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>>11095611
W-W-Wow, not only are my legs useless, but now my w-wh-whole body is
>Laugh track

>>11095625
Host

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>>11095508
Hello everyone! would someone please identify this place for me?
>waves

>>11095627
It is.

Yuno pls host

>>11095612
Seth after he stopped hosting because of his alcoholism and crippling financial troubles

>>11095641
>tfw I was the one who capped this post from wizardchan and made it viral

This is probably the closest to a good thing I'll ever achieve in my life

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>>11095648
A cesspool of hate and bitterness.

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>>11095648
>It appears there's not just one person who has no idea where they are, as a young girl this time motions to the assassin. In response, his helmet suddenly beams out a bright red "X".
You may ask the knight
I will not repeat myself.
Find out for yourself.

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>>11095642
>Chops off your legs with a fucking greatsword and shits up your games
SILENCE, CIRCLEJERKER

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>>11095609
I'll take your word for it based on your attire. Then, I am in the right place! It is a pleasure to meet you!
>Iida Tenya bows.
I am Iida, Iida Tenya!

So who will be your new ava in the reset universe?

>>11095658
Classic pasta. F that introvert cuck who capped that other introvert cuck's post.

>>11095612
I'd say Hoshi.

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>>11095684

>eat so much I have to shit three times a day
>not even fat
Kill me.

>>11095684
Blobbie Blotten.
But in all seriousness, I dunno.

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>>11095684

>There's a giant grasshopper in my room rn
How the fuck did it get here.
Should I kill it?

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>>11095684

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>>11095674
Y-Y-You know that won't make a d-difference, right? I'm already c-cr-cr-crippled.

>>11095714
Catch it in a towel and let it outside.

>>11095714
Marry it
You've found your one true waifu

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>>11095627
>you want to ava a cool character but when you get down to it, their personality would hardly fit many settings outside of their own

>>11095644
I was going to anyway, just wanted to see if someone better wanted to step up to the plate first.

Anyway, give me people

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>>11095727
Foxy Rena

>>11095648
Are you from /b/ or something?

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>>11095684
>ditching the Reich - going with modern Germany

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Someone explain to me what people do in this thread and where's the fun in it. Genuine interest.

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>>11095727
Sonic the hedgehog

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I'm a good person, HG.

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>>11095727
Ryougi Shiki

>>11095725
If I do that I'll just crush it.

>>11095726
pls no

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>>11095727
Shogun

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>>11095727
Elias Ainsworth

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>>11095727
Karna

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>>11095727
Gascoigne

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>>11095727
Eddy

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>>11095727
Sweater Puppie's Sweater Puppies

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>>11095727
The Blackest Knight

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>>11095727
Casshern

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>>11095727
HG

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>>11095727
James Murphy

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>>11095727
Stalker

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>>11095727
Jimmy Valmer

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>>11095727
El Presidente

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>>11095727
Willy Wonka

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>>11095727
Zer0

>>11095681
>The assassin doesn't make a motion in return, but does continue to speak in his hushed, digitized voice.
Welcome to your death.
>He pauses.
Welcome to many of them.
How prepared are you?

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>>11095727
Kino

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>>11095727
Sombra

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>>11095727
Papa Lasagna

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>>11095727
Warden

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>>11095727
Germany

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>>11095727
Cheeto Cat

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>>11095727
Fighter

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>>11095727
The Uber gang

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>>11095727
Notte Cane

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>>11095727
Henrik Lundqvist

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>>11095727
Inkling

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>>11095727
Bathtub Man

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>>11095727
Muscular

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>>11095727
Iida Tenya

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>>11095727
Move

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>>11095727
Sam the Candyman

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>>11095727
Curly Brace

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>>11095727
Marcel Duchamp

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>>11095727
CRESH

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>>11095727
Sliver Queen

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>>11095743
I don't know if you're the right one or not, buuuut....

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>>11095727
Toriel

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>>11095727
Kappa Mikey

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>>11095727
Hifumi

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>>11095727
Starfire

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>>11095727
Nana

>>11095808
Yes I am. Thank you very much, looks rad

>>11095747
No you won't, just be gentle. Or just crush it.

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>>11095727
Astolfo!


>>11095664
is that why nobody is around?

>>11095672
ohhh...um, alright! Thank you!
>waves again

>>11095734
No no no! I am from France! A pleasure!

>>11095733
>>11095755
>>11095768
>>11095774
>>11095776
>>11095777
>>11095778
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>>11095796
>>11095804
>these /b/-tier tributes
die

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>>11095727
Araragi Karen

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>>11095727
Lum!

>>11095834
Kill yourself cringy RPer

>>11095834
Ok.
>dies

>>11095834
Welcome to HG, a community originating from /b/.

>>11095834
Rena and the Uber Gang have been entered before, Rena's even an ava

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>>11095727
Wolfgang Grimmer

>>11095835
Aha, there they are!

>>11095714
Grab it by its hind legs
If it doesn't have those be gentle and grab it by its midsection

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>>11095824
>No problem, thanks for playing!

>>11095832
>Zer0 waves back towards her.
You're...welcome.

>>11095684
That implies that I'd be able to figure out a new one.

One more and we can make this a 48

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>>11095871
Cobra

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>>11095871
black mage

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>>11095714
cup it between your hands.
Just make sure you don't trap one of the legs.

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>>11095871
Fucking Jerry

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>>11095871
Scythe Man Dan

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>>11095871
Mew2King

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Late go
Not meme'ing. please give a spot. was getting ready for work.

>>11095879
lol kys intfag

>>11095847
He means neo b/

Ravioli ravioli I just fucked the dragon loli

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>>11095684
Postal dude

>>11095755
>kissu

>>11095907
No anon
Dragon not for fug, she for hug

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Do I have good RP?

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>>11095727
Postal dude

>>11095917
Better than average

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>>11095917

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>>11095916
What about those scalie threads?

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Sorry for the delay, chrome fucked up for a sec.

Bask in the glory of this roster

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>>11095769
Well, as you can see...
>Iida Tenya raises his hands to show off his own set of armor.
I am well-equipped! On top of this, I have a backpack full of provisions!
>Iida turns and brandishes a large backpack to Zer0.
Food, bandages, water, the basics.

>>11095917
>Yes

>>11095917
Seamless, it's like I'm really talking to Tohru Adachi from the SMT spinoff game Persona 4

>>11095916
>nuts inside of the dragon loli

>>11095951
Wait, that isn't Tohru Adachi from the SMT spinoff game Persona 4? I could have swore that was THE Tohru Adachi from the SMT spinoff game Persona 4 and not just some guy pretending to be Tohru Adachi from the SMT spinoff game Persona 4.

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>>11095938
Gut.

>>11095938
Blackest Knights got this shit in the bag.

>>11095938
Rooting cheeto cat because I entered it.

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>>11095938
This game is good enough for me, His Excellency, El Presidente. Lets hope it delivers, hermano.

>>11095938
looks good

What makes /trash/ hg better than /b/ hg?

>>11095938
Rooting for yo boy, the blackest knight.

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>>11095858
Hello, anon.

>>11095938
Redongo bongo!

>>11096011
None is better than the other, they're just different.

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>>11095938
Sorry for disappearing. It's just a force of habit.

I'm ready for this.

>>11096011
/trash/ hg is the original

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>>11095938
A massive turnout.
Witnesses to their own deaths.
Let's raise the curtain.

>>11095940
>The assassin looks over Iida's armor and his provisions, helmet projection mirroring his contemplative state: "...". As he was leaning forward to look, he leans back now to speak.
They will not matter.
When I said being prepared...
>His helmet suddenly goes dark.
I meant for your death.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_2QdFrcTFU
And they're off!

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>Tfw finally figured out Virginia's host helper.
>Tfw one step closer to being a good host.

>>11095938
I'm rooting for Starfire! I think she's a princess as well?

>>11096011
I'm pretty sure /b/ hg is better because it's not filled with that awful popularity contest we have

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The best ship is friendship!

>>11096030
Being a good host isn't about tools

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>>11096029
Yes! Very smart, back down or else my stocked militia will come gunning for you, and you'll have my millions of adoring fans to answer to. And either way, I would've won anyways, I'm a black belt in Karate.

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>>11096029
Ich do not like wenn mein stuff is be stolen. Gib back, bitte.

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>>11096050

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>>11095727
Childhood Gambino

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"Loud and covered in muscle fibres" doesn't really strike me as stealthy, but hey, if it works

>>11096050
Isn't that one the omnicidal maniac?

grasshopper anon here
ended up freeing the lil' beast outside
but not before knocking it out a few times with a broom

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>>11095684
gap

>>11096019
Hello,
kys pls

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>>11096029
Looks like I found myself a very powerful target. But better do some research before trying to do anything with him.

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>tfw you single handedly revived /b/ hg, /trash/ hg's biggest competitor
Feels good, fuckboys.

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>>11096070
>Damn cripples

>>11096019
redongo bongooo xDDd

>>11096050
I want to friendship with ______

>>11096072
Become a grasshoper avafag.

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>>11096070

>>11096088
kys Jude

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>>11096070
>Helmet now covered in lipstick stains, Zer0 grips the important papers beneath his arm as he flees Astolfo's compound, shaking his head all the while.
Never again.

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>>11096070
Hey, I don't take instructions, I give them!

>>11096088
You seem very insecure about your own skills.

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>>11096070
That was it? Oh man, now I have nothing to do for the rest of the day.

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>>11096039
>/b/ hg
>not filled with an awful popularity contest
Holy shit it was an insane popularity contest. Imagine sociopaths like Hoshi, Junko, LF, Shion, Kana, and Archer running around completely unchecked. Your worth was judged by how many responses you got to your greeting and leaving posts. /b/ was ten times worse.

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>tfw single handedly revived /v/hg, /trash/hg's biggest competitor
I'm great, dickheads.

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No you idiots, the password isn't Swordfish

It's "Narwhal"

>>11096141
>/v/hg
god I wish

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I'm serious.

Do I have good RP?

>>11096142
I am not do share my skis.
>>11096142
Ja? I've heard that twice before.

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>tfw convinced everybody it was actually duck season
Nyaaaaa what's up, dicks?

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>>11096110
I would reconsider your position if I were you.

>>11096142
You do realize my mission was to eliminate him, right?

Well, I guess you can't deal with the consequences yourself; I'm out of here.

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>>11096083
Miss, I think you should cover! Sleeping outside it's a really bad idea!

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>>11096142
"so don't get any idea, eh hermano? That is of course unless you want to... disappear... in a labor camp, hehe."

>>11096136
I'm talking about neo-/b/ though.
But yeah, we were shit from the start.

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>>11096159
>image

>>11096153
You have the best images, that's for sure.

>>11096153
no nigga

we don't care about your monster 3-inch dick and your watermelon balls

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If she were real, there's no doubt in my mind that Sombra would actually be a massive shitposter in between acts of terrorism

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>>11096142
>They are staying in separate rooms, of course. Zer0's learned his lesson about getting too intimate with anyone here.

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>tfw seeking pity through my ava because i'm not actually a good person

>Missed out on so much HG lately due to work

Aha...

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>>11096171
>>11096159
We require no tools to hurry down a mountainside. Keep your planks.

>>11096192
You didn't miss much.
HG was really good during SAW
Maybe too good.
We had and still have to be complete shit for at least 2 weeks for balance to be restored.

>>11096192
literally me

>>11096153
Maybe I'd know for sure if you stopped OOCposting and didn't hide behind secret avas

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Jesus Cresh we get it, you think you're a secret double agent. Repeating a lie only makes it more suspicious

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>>11096161
Why should I? I'm the dictator of big island! Top of the food-chain, with large military and billions of adoring fans all over the world!
>>11096180
I would rather die than get taken alive by capitalist pigs. THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, GOT IT!
>bang

>>11096208
The balance must always be maintained. We dug too greedily and too deep...

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>>11096211
Why would I stop using secret avas when they'd start to get shitposted if I revealed them?

>>11096217
Cheeto cat ain't nothing to fuck with

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>>11096180
>Perching in a tree, Zer0 watches some farmhands go about their daily business. It intrigues him to think about.
Day in, and day out,
the same exact boring thing.
>He shakes his head.
Poor, pitiful souls.

>>11096217
>The assassin doesn't know that as he lowers his sniper rifle, confident that he's finally on the map with a kill: ":)".

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>>11096180
...
Am not certained myelf

>>11096141
Unless you are /v/ mod it's impossible to revive /v/hg.

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Fighter, why do you have to be such a white knight?

Spoiler alert: going off the grid helps with nothing.

Guys,
I think I may have autism.

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>>11096180
Terrorism? I don't kill innocents. Only those who have too much influence over this world, and need to be taken out.

>Sombra turns her attention to security footage of El Presidente walking around the Arena

Like this one, for example.

>>11096222
That makes the prospect of eliminating you even more irresistible.

>>11096217
You can't say I hacked the cards...oh wait yeah I did.

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>>11096256
How kann praktice with no gun?
>>11096260
Habe yuo do konsider to do a shower?

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It's a trap!
In every possible sense of the word

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>>11096256
Well, good thing I dropped my translocator before entering this elevator.

>Sombra grabs Willy's hand and they teleport to safety

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>>11096260
10 years hard labor in one of my get-a-way camps should fix that.
>>11096267
You could try, but that's near impossible. I have a military and police force number in the millions and 20 aircraft carriers, 7 more than the US currently has! And if you did somehow execute me, which would be impossible, all of my fans and populace would break out in riots.

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>>11096289
Oh nein. This is why ich wish habe gun.

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How can you outmatch someone with engines for calves? Zer0 just can't keep up.

>>11096299
Nice rp.

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>>11096289
>The assassin was hired to sit on the edge of the tub and ensure that the man doesn't slip beneath the surface and drown as he snoozes. It's a really, really boring job, reflected in that Zer0 himself falls asleep, too: "ZZZ".

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>>11096289
Hey, I think I made the elevation machine go faster!

>>11096351
Boys shouldn't be this cute

>kissu

>>11096351
>elevation machine

My dick?

>>11096357
>draw girl
>call it boy
Japan understands what the penis likes.

>>11096351
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
Should have dropped more nukes.

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25/48

Why am I not surprised the furry turned out to be a traitor?

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>>11096310
Let them riot, Dictatorships don't end with hugs and kisses.

Oh, looks like you beat me to it.

>>11096338
>this is some next level surveillance

>>11096378
I mean you're not wrong...
>>11096381
I mean you're not wrong...

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>>11096384
I'm never sharing my code with anyone ever again.

>>11096408
This is the pinnacle of rp. How many years of training did it take to attain this level!?

>>11096341
>t-thanks

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>>11096027
>>11096338
>After encountering the armored robot several days later, he finishes him off in a fight by activating his engines and kicking the assailant in the head at tremendous speeds.

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It may be godawful opsec but you have to hand it to her, Foxy Rena is a pretty sick spy name

>HG tries to kill the biggest shitposter but to no avail
Wew this shit is getting wa ytoo canon

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>>11096387
They wont be rioting just yet, but if you kill me, a war on the level of World War I will start. And would you REALLY want your country to fight in another one of those?!

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>>11096392

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>>11096338
>>11096423
>The kick devastates Zer0, sending him flying a dozen feet before smashing into the ground and skidding to a stop. As the pained assassin lays dying on the ground, he summons enough energy to lift his head up to look at Iida, his helmet dark and shaking.
So you were prepared.
I should have taken your word.
>Using the last little bit of energy he has, Zer0 balls his fist up and gives the man a thumbs-up.
Go get them, tiger.
>His hand falls, as does his head. And all is silent.

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17/48

Cool name aside, speed wins every time

>>11096442
Fuck Sombra. THIS is the pinnacle of rp. How many years of training did it take to attain this level?

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>>11096425
What does my country have to do with this? I'm not associated with any government or military force. So you could say I have no country.

>>11096011
Its just better.

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>>11096444
>he greets everyone in a suit
Hello everyone! Welcome to my estate and please make yourselves at home!
>waves

>>11096461
>Fuck Sombra
I would. Right in her tight culo.

We need more swordsmen avas

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>>11096474
Fair enough... because then you'll have to answer to all of my other allies including China and Russia

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So that's how this community is going to die, pissing off petty criminals.
I can dig it

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Neat.

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>>11096496
I fit under that category, yes?

>>11096496
Swords are cool.

>>11096505
Being a master of cock wielding doesn't make you a swordsman

>>11096504
Why is she such a massive slut in this game?

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>>11096502
>he kicks back in his chair and waits for everyone to come to him
I know where no one is...maybe it would be best to just let them find me.

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>>11096497
And WHO exactly are they gonna target?

I don't necessarily exist. Not according to any goverment records.

>>11096502
Guess I have a new target to eliminate. I wonder if his shoes have any electronic systems on them. Now that would be a shame.

No, no, fuck you guys. Fuck you absolute pieces of human filth. We have rules, we live in a society, we aren't filthy animals where anything goes.

A sandwich is more than a sum of its parts. Hot dogs get their own fucking word because it's a different fucking thing.I know how you THINK that you're being clever saying that it falls within the same technical limitations as a sandwich, but you're COMPLETELY missing the metaphysical elements here.

The form of sandwich does not overlap so easily with the form of hot dog just because there are common elements. Just like a bush and a tree are comprised of both branches and leaves, yet each have their unique form, word, and description setting them apart. Saying the word conjures up a very specific image-- the form-- of the object, it's essence.

And what a sandwich does not have as part of its essence is a fucking log of meat flanked by a hinged bun. Go fuck yourselves, you philistines.

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12/48

WOLFGANG NO
Sure'y you have better standards than fucking an Australian

>>11096529
I want to fuck this girl

>>11096496
I wanted to pick one up but all I seen was Fate or FE characters

>>11096559
zero is from borderlands

>>11096537
I'd like to get my fucking log of meat flanked by Sombra's hinged buns.

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>>11096543
WOAH

>>11096559
Are you reallly that uncreative that you can't draw any from other sources?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6miaTf1gF4g

>>11096546
>girl

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>>11096535
You, every one of my government buildings and almost every inch of my island eez under camera surveillance, and guarded by military forces. So there would be witnesses, be they military or citizens of my island, there will b

>>11096591
Cheeto cat shall destroy all

t. cheeto cat

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>>11096546

>>11096584
LEGENDARY RP

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>>11096591
>astolfo accidentally sleeps during the entirety of the feast

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>>11096613

>>11096621
>draws a dick on his face in permanent marker

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I highly doubt there are too many henchmen walking around with MS canes like that, but eh

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>>11096543
I appreciate the gesture but I do hope you're not gonna cook wearing THAT.

>>11096591
No need, I already ate. Besides, I don't think people go there to have dinner anyways.

>>11096601
Security cameras? Don't make me laugh.

I wouldn't bother looking for footage, it doesn't exist.

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5/48

Use whatever code you like. That might stop your garden-variety black knight. Maybe even a blacker knight might have some trouble. The Blackest Knight though? Don't even bother.

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>>11096636
I have to warn you, while you are cute, I will still
>pushes sombra off the building
Fight back!

>>11096656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug8Dcz3kyOA

>>11096656
>He's actually fucking doing it

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>>11096636
>After being kicked from the edge of the building, Sombra makes a last ditch effort to throw her translocator back to the top
>Unfortunately she doesn't have the strength to make it all the way, and it bounces back to her

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>>11096639
Wh-what? That's not possible, how can that be. I thought I bought all state of the art cameras, couldn't be hacked. Damn Yu Li... sneaky chinaman. Well whatever! Like I said, there would be thousands if not millions who would witness it and film it with their iphones cameras. With that purple hair of yours, you'd be easy to spot out of crowd

Traps are surprisingly resilient, so you really should've double tapped that

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>>11096656
Uh oh, abort!
>Astolfo cuts the line leading to his tin ca

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>>11096687
Whoops

Saber of Red is cute

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>>11096687
>>11096696
>astolfo wipes his mouth of blood and walks it off
Should have aimed higher!

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After a series of tragic (ha, should've just followed the cat's lead you idiots) mechanical failures, we're down to our FINAL TWO

WILL THE WINNER BE
>cat
OR
>shitposter supreme

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I hate Fate and its waifubait.

Fuck, that rhyme was unintentional.

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>>11096722
You could say that it was just... fate, hehe.

>>11096722
Thanks for deciding what my next ava is gonna be, Adachi-Kun.

>>11096720
GANBATE, BURACKU KNIGHTO!
>Inb4 jinx

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>>11096722
Fear not, albino with liver cancer, I'll protect you against Fate and its waifubait.

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>>11096720

>>11096024
Except it's /b/ hg. /trash/ wasn't even around in early 2015.

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>>11096683
I don't do crowds, honey. And even then, you wouldn't be able to see me in one. I wouldn't be visible at all.

I can only be seen when I want to be seen. And that's not very often.

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AND THAT'S A WRAP

BLACK KNIGHTS WIN THE FIRST GAME IN THIS NEW UNIVERSE

>>11096722
Would you like it more if it had a furry owl for you to fuck?

>>11096763
Ch-cheeto cat
thnk4gaem

>>11096763
>the new universe already shitposted to death
Truly, the best timeline

I, for one, welcome our new shitposting overlord.

>>11096763
Thanks for hosting.

>>11096698
If it's not OG it's not relevant.

>>11096763
>New universe
>shitposters win

There is NO ESCAPE

>>11096763
BLACK KNIGHT DOMINATION
FUCK YEAH SHITPOSTERS

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>>11096762
>His Excellency is in the midst of closing all of his curtains and locking doors
Wh-what am I doing? Nothing, hehe... eez just approaching night time and my pet goldfish erm... Salvador just likes the lights of when he sleeps, yeah, that's it. Nothing out of the ordinary here, hehe.

>>11096591
>>11096605
Wait, is it a trap?

>>11096759
Which is why current /b/ is called neo /b/.

>>11096763
Holy fuck.
Wow.
I'm seriously speechless.
1/48 chance.
And yet, it fucking happened.
Add that to the previous game and you have one of the best game continuity I've seen in forever.

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Lily:(spoken) Poo-poo!

Crashing through the crowded halls,
Dodging girls like ping pong balls,
Just to reach the bathroom on time(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Leaping over laundry piles,
Diapers you can smell for miles,
Guy's gotta do what he can to survive!
In the Loud House!
In the Loud House!
Duck, dodge, push and shove,
It's how we show our love!
In the Loud House!
In the Loud House!
One boy and ten girls
(Wouldn't trade it for the world!)
Loud! House! Loud! Loud House!
Me time, a little room to breathe time,
A little quiet and peace,
I'venever had.
At least I'm never lonely,
We're never lacking for a sports team,
Maybe this crazy's not that bad!
In the Loud House!
In the Loud House!
Duck, dodge, push and shove,
This is how we show our love!
In the Loud House!
In the Loud House!
Gotta love Mom and Dad,
For not going completely mad!
In the Loud House! In the Loud House!
One boy and ten girls,
Wouldn't trade it for the world!
Loud!House! Loud! Loud House!
Lily:(spoken) Poo-poo!

Lily:(spoken) Poo-poo!

Crashing through the crowded halls,
Dodging girls like ping pong balls,
Just to reach the bathroom on time(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Leaping over laundry piles,
Diapers you can smell for miles,
Guy's gotta do what he can to survive!
In the Loud House!
In the Loud House!
Duck, dodge, push and shove,
It's how we show our love!
In the Loud House!
In the Loud House!
One boy and ten girls
(Wouldn't trade it for the world!)
Loud! House! Loud! Loud House!
Me time, a little room to breathe time,
A little quiet and peace,
I'venever had.
At least I'm never lonely,
We're never lacking for a sports team,
Maybe this crazy's not that bad!
In the Loud House!
In the Loud House!
Duck, dodge, push and shove,
This is how we show our love!
In the Loud House!
In the Loud House!
Gotta love Mom and Dad,
For not going completely mad!