ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. What is your favorite ba

>>11093554
double

battles are boring

>>11093554
tripp

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>>11093554
I'm partial to Double Battles, myself.
Nothing's quite as exhilarating as fighting side by side with a good friend.

>>11093627
bugs?

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>>11093526
>Scout nods, pulling his notebook out and writing.
"kind of. where can i get nice clothes??"

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>>11093642
I have no strong opinions on Bugs in general, though I knew a bold and noble Scizor once.
I wonder where he is sometimes.

>>11093554
I try to not battle much, only for neccessity.

>>11093673
what were they like?

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>>11093644
"Uh... You mean like... A suit?"
>He glances from Scout to the notebook several times, looking back up with a smile
I heard Kalos has really nice suits, if uh... If you want one I can always get you one!"

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>Model-02 is considerably more complex than Model-01
>Rolling days until first prototype, 5 + floor(last post digit/2)

>>11093554
I favored singles during my sim warrior times, now it could be anything.

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>>11093696
>Scout nods, pulling, what was it 6000P? out and handing it over to Sun.
>He scribbles in his notepad, nodding.
"yes, please, does this help?"

>CNN, back with another report after the unfortunate illness of our main reporter!
>There have been... not one, but two sets of bookstore robberies since our last report on the matter!
>Last night was oddly quiet in those regards... Have the mystery thieves finally been caught? Have they given up?
>Tune in tomorrow to find out more!

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>>11093693
This was at the Breeder's. I know there are Breeders of decent standing, and ones that act with a degree of gentleness.
This... was not one of them.
This Scizor fought against the influence of the pheromones in the food and water as long as he could, he refused to be made to chase escapees down, he never gave in to the urge to tear into his cagemates out of hunger...
He was the best of us. I know he tried to get away during a coordinated breakout but I don't know where he is now. I like to think he got free.

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>>11093806
"Yeah but... I can pay for it, it's not really a big deal!"
>Nebby simply stares at Scout once let out of the ball, lazily opening a UB portal for them
"C'mon, we're going to Lumiose!"
>He grabs Scout's hand, tugging him through the UB portal and out onto the crowded streets

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>"Under a week of workdays by the estimates, if nothing wrong happens"

>>11093837
>"Soon, maybe."

>>11093841
I would be honored to meet that Scizor, and would offer a spot in the team, on the spot.

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>>11094005
>Out they go, Scout immediately making a few upset clicks at the amount of people.
>He retrieves his notebook, writing inside.
"where are we going?"

>>11093837
>Keep watching until it mentions where the thefts happened

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>>11093554
i am a man of love not of war

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>>11094005
>>11094136
"OVIPOSITORS HERE. SELLING OVIPOSITORS!"

>>11094140
>Tuesday and Wednesday night both saw robberies in three locations in Alola and Sinnoh, two in Johto and Kanto, and one each for Unova, Hoenn, and Kalos.
>The locations were different for each of the nights. In the interest of saving space I'm only going to list the locations robbed for regions people specifically ask about.

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>>11094136
"To a clothing store! I guess Lumiose has the best clothes store ever or something?"
>Along the streets of the Lumiose they wander, Sun trying to locate the Boutique Couture among the mess of foreign buildings.
"I've never been there bu-"
>>11094177
>You've done it, you've flustered the boy.
"T-that's... Why? They just sell those on the street here?"

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>>11094060
>Sylvie is here to bother!
"How's work coming?"

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>>11094177
>Scout squints at the toys, giving a shrug.

>>11094314
>Scout scribbles in his notepad, cocking his head.
"are you okay? do you want one of those?"

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>>11094314
>>11094374
"YOU TWO! Come here you little love birds."
>The raunchy lewd dealer waves them down.
"15,000P for one and ten eggs! Or one and five eggs if I can see you two lovebirds kiss?"

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>>11094335
>There are various design documents open in the nearby monitors
>Some of them mention Skarmory
"Slow but I should have something ready for testing next week."

>>11094259
>"Here again."
>Voice recorder ready
>Wait until it mentions where in Kalos was the theft

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>>11094408
>Kalosian Worker: drop into the scene
>Watch, amused.

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>>11094476
"Next week huh?"
>Sylvie be nosy and look at the monitors
"Whats this about a skarmory, new team member pick?"

>>11094576
>boop snoot

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>>11094374
>The boy makes a squeak that's an odd mix of surprise and indignant
"What? No! I... They're just... They're really lewd, that's all!"
>>11094408
>How red can he get? He's pretty bright right now, the boy freezing in place.
"Me? I don't... We're not.."
>Sun stumbles and trips over every attempt at speaking, and eventually decides to just not do so, looking over to Scout to see his opinion on the matter instead.

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>>11094533
>bored ayy lmao teleports on top of the girl's head
>is looking at the scene too

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>>11094408
>Scout shrugs, fumbling with his notebook.
"but i"
>The sentence isn't finished as he focuses on Sun.

>>11094648
"...?"
>Scout leans in and bonks his mask against Sun's face, looking back at the salesperson.

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>>11094576
"Maybe some other day, but not now. For now, it is merely an inspiration."

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>>11094607
>Sylvie blinks as she is booped by an unseen being
"What was that?"
>>11094750
"For your robot?"

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>>11094691
"Heya. Watching the show here?"
>>11094728
>Suppressed giggling

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>>11094533
>>11094691
"Are you two wanting one as well?"

>>11094648
>>11094728
"GOOD!"
>Lewd dealer hands them one in a box, bagged and everything.
>Honestly I have no clue what the proper precautions for keeping dildos and stuff not gross but whatever it is dildo man is doing it.

>>11094499
>Camphrier Town for the first robbery, Anistar for the second.
>The former was a Barnes and Nobles, the latter a small library.

>>11094765
>tickle paw

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>>11094793
>REC STOP
>"Anistar again..."
>"But first, Camphrier"
>Get moving, exit the hostel

>>11094790
>Stop to watch this really odd scene

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>>11094786
"Yup, i was pretty bored and i wanted to talk to someone at least
But this happened and i am watching it
>>11094790
No, this is not my thing
But do girls like this sort of crap?

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>>11094790
( Replychain memed )
"We're just browsing for now, although I miiiight be considering it..."
>Anna: think
>>11094862
"It's a niche thing. Not most people's cup of tea, but for people into it, this is some good stuff."

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>>11094765
"Model-02, that is correct. Aiming to actually have a commercial product this time."

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>>11094790
>The champ awkwardly accepts the box, mumbling a thanks and quickly tugging Scout away from the crowd
>>11094728
>Sun's a bit shocked, rubbing the spot where he was bonked.
"Right, um... Clothes?"
>Rollin' to find that Boutique
>They're most likely going to get turned down for not being fashionable enough, but Sun doesn't know that

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>>11094790
>Scout shrugs, waving.

>>11094961
>Scout nods, following after Sun.
>He scribbles in his notebook, following after him.
"did that hurt?"

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>>11094862
>>11094913
"Well I'll be here if you need something."

>>11094961
>>11095036
>Is that the same guy from before?
"Looking for clothes? I have suits for upwards of 100,000P. Or if you're feeling kinky... We have a few bunny suits for 20,000P."

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>>11094913
i guess not, i don't think the girl i have in mind would be fine with me handing out one of these as a present
>>11095128
>thinks hard
bunny suit, huh
is there one my size?

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>>11094806
>Sylvie moves the tickled paw and tries to stifle a laugh
>>11094915
"So who's gonna buy the thing when you get it commercialized?"

>>11095179
>gently tug tail

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ALART

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edfK-xzryv4

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>>11095036
"No! Not at all, I just uh... You kinda surprised me!"
>He chuckles, standing on the tips of his toes to pat the top of Scout's head
"Now, let's fi-"
>>11095128
"No, I'm not..."
>Sun huffs, sifting through his pocket until he finds his wallet
"100,000 P... I can work with that. It's uh... I don't know his sizes so..."

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>>11095179
"I imagine there will be interested buyers in Kalos and Sinnoh, with the SInjoh debacle going on. Maybe the Kalosians given how paranoiac they get when anyone rattles sabers."
"...are you feeling well?"

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>Last digit + 5 posts until Camphrier

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>>11095202
>Without turning around Sylvie's ribbons reach back to grasp at whatever took a hold of her tail
>>11095298
"Uh depends, do you think this place is haunted?"

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>>11095171
"I totally get it. I know darn well how niche this market is."
>Frown
"I think I'll pass, myself. I don't have the money to burn."

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>>11095128
>Scout squints at the bunny suit.
>He scribbles in his notebook.
"what makes it different?"

>>11095255
>Scout pokes Sun, pointing down at the bunny suit and cocking his head.

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>>11095339
You got a Gengar!
"Sup."

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>>11095339
"No I don't think so...?"

>>11095380
>Surprised nerd
"Well, damn."

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>>11095171
"Of course. But you'll need to pay."

>>11095255
"One size fits all. I think your friend has an interest he needs to talk over with you."
>He leans forward.
"The money?"

>>11095376
"I can go down to 10,000 if you'll try it on."

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>>11095380
"Uh hello there."
>>11095400
"Well that explains the tickling and whatnot."

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>>11095400
"Your robots are loud, put in soundproofing."

>>11095429
"Can't help myself around a cutie."

>>11095244
PAR HOLY SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZevIAuNvoE

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>>11095466
"...Cutie?"
>Blush happen

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>>11095354
Well, i think i might have money for one
>>11095412
Id i try here can i get a discount too?

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>>11095376
"The bunny suit...? What about it?"
>He glances back and forth between Scout and the suit
"Are you... Are you wanting one?"
>>11095412
"He does...?"
>Sun fishes out $1050 from his wallet, smiling sheepishly
"I don't have P on me but uh... I think that's the right amount...? For a bunny suit and a normal suit..."
>>11095479
(I already ran Kommo-o on my comp team, but holy shit. My dragon has been blessed with a buff.)

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>>11095429
"Ghost ticklings, even worse than normal tickling"

>>11095466
"Well, I didn't expect wild pokemon anywhere in this place. Things will get noisier when I actually hire more developers and researchers, get mass production going, consider also that this level is between services below and it is backup generators and the server farms above."

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>>11095412
>>11095555
>Scout grabs the bun suit, taking a moment to slip it on before he shrugs.
>The notebook is pulled out and scribbled in.
"?"

>>11095314
>Luckily for you, there's a janitor working tonight.
>He watches you warily as he works on cleaning the floors.

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>>11095528
"Yup. Fairies are cute."
>The Gengar rubs it's chest, looking up.

>>11095585
"Your stuff is louder than the pumps, you humans are going to need hearing protection to even be on this rig at this rate."

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>>11095530
"Heck with it. I can pull overtime and relax with one, I'm game."
>>11095412
>Anna: produce the moneys
"Alright, this should be enough for the 'novelty item'~."

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>>11095530
"Of course."
>A smaller sized one is offered to the Ayy.

>>11095555
>>11095615
>Cash get.
>Sun gets the suit in a fancy little box in a bag.
>Terry has made bank today.
"Pleasure doing business with you two. Your friend is looking good."

>>11095643
(Fak.)

>>11095640
>Terry accepts the cash, handing over a fancy box with her "novelty item".
"Take care."

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>>11095638
"Employees in the service deck have the mandatory hearing protection but I'll order extras, thanks for the recommendation."

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>>11095638
"Hehe I guess we are pretty cute."
>>11095585
"You mean it's going to get even louder? How am I gonna sleep..."

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>>11095683
>Text from the security dork.
>"Advising additional sound-muffling and insulation, for both safety and comfort purposes."

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>>11095683
"No probs, I'm gonna scram soon if ya'll really plan on gettin louder."

>>11095712
"Don't, or get outta here."

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>>11095643
>he picks and wears the bunny suit
>(sadly there's no image of an ayy with a bunny suit but this is in a dress thus showing his liking of crossdressing)
>>11095640
"So how do i look?"

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>>11095794
"I could just kiss you right now~"
>Giggling Orrean sounds
"That's cute. Really, really cute."

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>>11095615
>Sun chuckles nervously, poking at the bowtie
"You um.. You look nice?"
>He shuffles awkwardly, glancing frequently at the ground
"C'mon, we've got a Pheromosa to find!"
>>11095643
>The box with the ovipositor gets stuffed into the bag with the suit box
"Thanks!"
>Stepping closer to the street, Sun lets out his lion, waiting patiently for the cat to open a portal.
"Good luck with your business!"

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>>11095643
>Scout nods and waves.

>>11095823
>Scout gives a silent chuckle in return, nodding.
>He pulls his notebook out, writing in it.
"thank you!!"
>The scout bug follows after Sun, patting him on the head.

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>>11095712
"Soundproofing was installed between the servers level and the living quarters, and Robotics has yet to be completely operative. By then, it should be better soundproofed"

>>11095735
>"Robotics will have additional soundproofing installed before it goes into full production."

>>11095782
"Sorry about the loudness, but until then, stay as much as you want. Just don't mess with anything."

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Do people normally sell sex stuff on the streets in Kalos?

>>11095921
>Roll to turn into a hot monster

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>>11095875
"Oh that's good to know."
>>11095782
"Hopefully it won't come to that."

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>>11095921
Technically, it's illegal to have that out where any schoolkid can get it, but I think the police are still too rattled over the wave of mutilation last week to be doing much of anything quickly that isn't running from emergency to emergency.
Hmm... I'm pretty sure "wave of mutilation" is a band name already...

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>>11095875
"Maybe I will, ya'll seem nice enough."

>>11095990
"Eh, if it does, I'd help ya out"

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>>11095946
Somehow I feel edgier.

>>11096004
Well that makes sense.
Sorry about bailing on you. Had to run.

>>11096022
>Zoroark
>Into Edgiest Boi
>Into Hottest Edge Boi
yknow

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>>11095819
Sorry for breaking your heart but mine was already stolen by a sweet girl

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>>11095874
>Scout gets a bright smile and a quick hug, Sun pulling away to step out of the UB portal
"So... Do you need help with that Pheromosa? Or... Do you wanna do it alone?"

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>>11095626
>The usual routine
>Dictionary out, recorder recording
"Hello, can you point me to which books were stolen?"

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>>11096112
>Scout squints for a moment, taking his chance to switch out of the bunny suit into the fancy suit.
>The notebook comes out, Scout writing in it.
"you can come with me!"
>Scout grabs Sun's hand, tugging him off to the area where the bug was.

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>>11095990
"Of all things the local police could start pinning on me, unsafe workplace conditions will not be one."

>>11096013
"Thanks. And if things come to that, I'll see about setting a permanent residence on the mainland."

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>>11096112
>>11096184
>The Pheromosa looks back at the two, sighing and standing up.
"You clean up well, I suppose."
>It leans down, sniffing them both.
"Whatever, I'll come, I guess."
>Pheromosa joined the team!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UNXZAyAASE

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>>11096067
I don't know shit.

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>>11096312
YARRRRRRRRR.
GO BACK TO YER CAVE, DRAGON.

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So a friend told me about this and I thought I'd check it out.
First question, why do you guys keep posting pictures of yourselves?

Can someone tell me how to catch a damned Pokemon?
I've been trying for hours, damnit, and they just keep running away.
Am I throwing the ball wrong, or is there something else to it?

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>>11096184
>>11096300
"That was... I kinda thought you'd have to fight?"
>He shifts uncomfortably when being sniffed. Kid definitely smells like Ultra Space through and through.
"So... What're you gonna do now, Scout?"

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>>11096418
You have to beat the shit out of them first

>>11096145
>The janitor sifts through the ledger, coming back 10 minutes later with a hastily scrawled on piece of paper.
> Pokémon: La Grande Aventure! X & Y - a manga series based on the adventures of Calem/Xavier. Not entirely accurate to real life, but good enough to get a general understanding.
>Guide des équipes pour enfants: Flare - A simple book describing Team Flare's workings in a child friendly manner.
>A National Geographic Kids article featuring speculative information on Zygarde, as well as bits of info on Flare's Zygarde.

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>>11096371
Come to Kalos and make me.
I'm not even a dr-
oh.

PAR what do you do when you turn into a dragon.

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>>11096410
I dunno
I just like doing it
And because i think i am pretty

>>11096457
I can't hit them with anything. They just dodge it or run.
One of 'em took a pretty solid hit, but they broke out of the damned ball.
Fucking hell, I'm going back to Lumoise.
Been at this all day, need to grab a lemonade and take a break.

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>>11096185
"What will they pin on you then?"
>>11096013
"Awesome I know who else to go to for help now"

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>>11096483
>Put ledger with the rest of the eldgers and other written notes
"Huh, more children books about the region."
>Turning towards the janitor
"What is this Zygarde I keep seeing mentioned?"

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>>11096300
>Well that was easy.
>Scout nods.

>>11096451
>Scout scribbles on his notebook, showing it to Sun.
"I have to go back to unova!!"

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>>11096185
"Ya'll should probably do that now, best get that set up before things go haywire."

>>11096568
"Eeyup, not a load I can do, but I'm glad to help cuties like you."

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>>11096568
"Inadvertently hosting of illegal data and other such fun things regarding the hosting and cloud business."
"Not like they have to know in the first place."
>Pat the fairypupper
"Whatever happens, I'll keep you safe. That's a promise."

>>11096608
"Maybe, maybe."

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>>11096553
Try making friends with them?

>>11096410
To remind myself that I am the worst by looking at my face.

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>>11096451
>>11096586
>The Phermosa shrugs, following after.
>Probably going to stop playing this character, feel free to continue.

>>11096569
>The janitor retrieves the National Geographic article in question, flipping through it until he finds a detailed art piece of the creature's complete form.
"It protects our ecosystem."

>>11096691
I tried giving one of them a cookie or something.
Got struck with lightning for my efforts.
Stopped being too keen on making friends after that.
Just thinking, "This is what I'm coming back to."
I think I'll try again in an hour, though.

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>>11096586
>The boy's visibly disheartened by the news, quickly trying to hide it with a smile
"Are you gonna come back and visit? ... do you need a ride?"

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>>11096721
>REC
"Zygarde, ecosystem protector, at least of Kalos"
>REC STOP
"Many thanks, these thefts will hopefully end soon. Goodbye."
>Proceed to Anistar, again
>Last digit + 20 posts, or enough time

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>>11096714
(Thank you, Anon.)

>>11096790
>Scout gives a quiet sigh, pulling Sun into a hug.
>He pulls away enough to write in his notebook.
"i shouldn't be gone long, if you can take me to the black city?"

>>11096523
WAIT I GOT IT
>THROW DRAGON AT IRON ISLAND

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>>11096853
"Yep! No problem!"
>The cat hadn't even returned to it's ball yet. Nebby lets out a loud huff, opening another portal once Sun provides the coordinates.

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So
What do you guys think of crossdressing?

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>>11097050
>Scout nods, grabbing Sun's hand and leading him through.
>He fumbles with his notebook as they walk.
"thank you for the things you do for me."
>Scout rifles through his rucksack, looking for something.

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>>11096919
Please no.

>>11097142
Wear what makes you happy and stuff, eh?

>>11096418
You gotta drug them

I uh, caught one.
Little... circular thing, sharp teeth, all bitey.
Never thought I'd see a purple...lizard ball thing, but hey, here it is.
Almost got bit a few times.
This PDA thing calls it a 'Gible.'

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>>11097188
That works too, status effects work wonders for catching Pokemon

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>>11097161
Not every tume of course
Sometimes for fun and maybe for another reason that i wont say, but just for fun

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>>11097142
Do you even wear clothes?
>>11096660
>tail wagging go
"Tsk tsk stibbs can't believe you're doing illegal things."
>>11096608
>More blushing
"Were you always this nice to fairies? Like even before you became a Gengar?"

>>11097277
>>11097296
When i'm feeling fancy i do
-elgyem

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>>11096660
"Be prepared, boy, Arceus knows what can happen on an oil rig, best be ready for anythin'"

>>11097296
"Yup, bit o' a story there, but I ain't in the mood to tell it."
>If this Gengar could, he'd have a straw in his mouth at this point, or a cigar.

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>>11097207
Ohhhh, a Gible?
It's a dragon so um... Good luck!
Also uh... They hate cold!!
>>11097147
"Aww... You're welcome Scout! It's um..."
>He watches Scout rifle through the bag, leaning over to snoop
"You don't have to pay me back or anything, I just uh... I just like helping!"

>>11097437
This little thing's a dragon?
Doesn't look like it, not at all.
Actually kind of nice though, cute little thing.
My first Pokemon ended up being a dragon, pretty nice.
Is it always going to be this... small?
I wouldn't mind that, but it's almost comparable to a puppy.

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>>11097437
>Scout pulls a necklace from his bag, holding it out to Sun, giving Sun a silent nod.
>The necklace has a small sapphire set into Heracross chitin.

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>>11097296
"I'm not doing anything illegal myself, just not nosing into my client's data, nor allowing anyone else to do so."

>>11097378
"If anything were to go to hell, I have a fast boat ready, and looking into alternative escape routes."

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>>11096751
Word of advice. Never give up.

>>11097142
It's cute.

>>11097266
Trying to catch a kirlia?

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>>11097378
"Fair enough, do tell me sometime though."
>>11097532
"Ahhh okay."

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>>11097527
>He slides it on over his neck, adjusting it so the pendant sits right above the small Zygarde cube
"Oh wow... Where'd you...? Nevermind, but uh..."
>He goes in for a quick hug, pulling away a few moments later and thumbing the necklace
"Thanks, Scout."
>>11097501
Uhhh...
I heard they get violent as they get older!
They evolve into Garchomps later, they're these really big land shark thingies!

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>>11097532
"That's a start, boy, but you gotta have a place ta go, or you's be left up a creek without a paddle."

>>11097830
"Gotta earn that story, cutie, I dun just tell it ta strangers."

>Writing in an accent is hard.

>>11097266
to get a kirlia to evolve to a gardevoir quickly you must fuck it

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>>11097830
>Keep up the pets

>>11097893
"You seem to have some sort of experience about these kind of situations, plus, I'm also intrigued about that story. What do you want in exhange for it?"

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>>11097540
most of the time yes

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>>11097884
>Scout nods, leaning in and booping his mask against Sun's face.
>The notebook comes out.
"it will keep you safe! i can guarantee it. but i need to go, see you later?"
>Scout calls his pokemon, taking a step back and watching Sun.

>>11097884
Land... shark?
Well, seems like I've got something dangerous.
Either way, seems like it's pretty calm at the moment.
Haven't decided on a name yet either.
I'm heading back to Lumoise now, this desert's way too hot.

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>>11097910
I don't think you understand how this works

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>Enough time has passed
>Arriving to Anistar library

Heya, /par/.
I'm just gonna ask, what Pokemon are dangerous to get, uh, intimate with?
I know the Trainer basics, but some things require a little, uh, special consideration, you know?

>>11098323
Don't put your dick in a slugma.

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>>11097893
"Hmm makes sense so let's try and be friends first!"
>She sticks out a ribbon
"I'm Sylvie, have you got a name other than Gengar?"
>>11097989
>Another ribbon coils around Stibb's hand
"You always know how to give great pets."

>>11098323
ive written a ton of shitty articles on this
not gonna go through the entire dex tho
which mons do you wanna know about

>>11098336
First, I'm a gal, and second, I appreciate the advice but I kinda think not putting skin to lava is under Trainer basics.
I know some Pokephiliacs ignore those basics because they're not using their heads, but, uh, yeah...

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>>11098323
there is a ton of pokemon that are dangerous with "that"
i would assume that a malamar is dangerous

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>>11098193
Make sure your house isn't cold or anything!!
>>11098121
"Alright, see you later, Scout! Stay safe!"
>And just like that, Sun ducks back into the portal. He gives Scout a wave before he's gone, the portal leaving no evidence that it was there in the first place.

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>>11098441
>Scout waves at the nothingness and sighs.
>He turns and heads toward home.

>>11098416
Umm... Noivern, Delphox, and any Kalosian Pokemon that are way more dangerous than I'd expect.
>>11098438
Yyyyyeah. Malamar are scary even by Psych and Dark standards, you know? Too many people think 'ooh, a hypnotist', and get in over their heads.

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>>11097989
"Time, boy, time is the most valuable thing in the world, well, 'sides oil. I gots ta spend time with ya before I'm willin ta tell that tale."

>>11098344
>He takes the ribbon, shaking it.
"Name's Gunther, Gunther Poofall."

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>>11098475
well yeah, i did hear and seem some scary things with malamars before
and to believe i wanted one
i mean, extra care is always something importan when you want to have your pokemon, do it

>>11097161
>Roll to put in Kira's house

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>>11098323
Just don't be a jackass like sticking you dick in a Pansear and you should be good

>>11098475
>noivern
loud as fuck, wear ear protection
>delphox
psychic fuckery, might set the bed or you on fire if they get out of control
barbaracle are too big for most people unless you prep a day in advance
same with tyrantrum and aurorus
avalugg has frostbite potential
you already said malamar
dragalge can cause toxic problems
bla bla just read up on the pokemon prep yourself n shit and youll be fine
dont quote me on it tho

>>11098219
It's very simple. Put your peepee in her puss puss

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>>11098344
"And this is why I am your trainer. Hah."

>>11098536
"Got it, I can wait. Well met, Gunther."
>Extend hand for a handshake

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>>11098323
A gardevoir is perfect. you have to hug her at least one a day

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>>11098475
>>11098625
>Sipppp

>>11098605
Got a story to tell?

i want to marry a bug

>>11098441
I don't exactly have a home here, so the dragon's going to have to deal with whatever it's like outside.
If one were to buy a house, where would real estate be reasonably priced?
I've recently come into a... small fortune, so cost isn't exactly an issue.

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>>11098605
Got it, thanks!
>>11098625
I've known these Pokemon for a while now, I'd trust 'em with my life. The ear protection tip's a real good thing to know, though, hehe.
>>11098714
I'm more asking 'what are the risks of going the extra step with my team' than 'what pokemon are good for fug'.
That said, Gardevoir are great and I would love to hang out with one. Totally not-lewdly.
>>11098741
Bug-types are pretty neat.

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>>11098719
Nah, I just wanted to come up with a Pokemon that is known for really high temperatures.

Why is wearing clothes so uncomfortable?

>>11098741
>>11098771
How much?

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>>11098907
Some clothes are just itchy, or not suited to where you are, or maybe you're just unaccustomed to the feeling?
>>11098925
Not -that- much, but pretty neat.

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>>11098907
some clothes are itchy and annoying, but others are pretty comfortable to use
why are girl's clothes so nice to wear anywyay
the guys clothes are just not as comfy

>>11098771
You MUST hug your gardevoir or she won't want to fug. If you have any questions ask here >>11065506

>>11098778
There is a pokemon called Flarely. To get one you must douse your kirlia in gasoline and light her on fire. she will scream but that's because she's happy. don't stop pouring gasoline on her. she will stop moving. but that's because she is tired. just give her time

>>11098977
How much would you pay for a good bug type?

>>11098977
I guess so. why do humans wear them?

>>11099012
I agree. when my trainer dresses me up in girl ones it's way more comfortable

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>>11099016
You're not a very nice person, are you.
>>11099012
Our outfits are comfy as heck, but there's one thing guys' clothes have that ours don't: good, deep pockets.
>>11099043
Thanks for the offer, but no thank you.

>>11099064
(Anna status: replychain memed. )
Mostly so we don't run around with our bits hanging out and to help to keep warm. Or in some cases keep cool.

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>>11098778
Nobody thinks Pansear when they think of really hot pokemon.

>>11098907
Unfitting clothes, bad quality clothes, skin conditions, etc...

>>11098741
>Sip
Nobody here is stopping you.

>>11099016
What the fuck is your problem.

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>>11098536
>She gives him a smile as they shake
"Well it's nice to meet you Gunther, I do hope within time I'll come to gain your respect and friendship."
>>11098667
"True!"

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>>11099067
i can just send my stuff to a really hidden place so i don't have to worry about pockts
also dresses are super comfy, wearing regular pants is annoying

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>>11098667
"Same ta you, ya got a name, boy?"
>Gunter accepts the handshake, frowning a bit as he has to focus to not phase through.

>>11099138
"Within time indeed, cutie."
>He winks, his smile returning.

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PAR, what is an easy way to become human.

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>>11099138
>Intensify pets

>>11099159
"Sorry, I always forget that part. Just call me Stibium, I'm not too fond of my legal name."

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>>11099178
Jirachi is probably your only solution.
Or a Manaphy.

>>11099067
>>11099104
What's wrong with a flarely?

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>>11099214
Hoenn it is, then.

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>>11099152
That is so awesome, and I agree that dresses are the comfiest.
Well, except in cold weather, but I don't get cold weather a lot.

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>>11099262
What's wrong with you, more like.

>>11099178
>>11099304
The hell was that?

>>11099093
like your arm and legs?

>>11099104
Still don't get why wear them then.

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>>11099348
well i don't really mind either cold or hot temperatures
but i guess for cold one could use stocking
that's what they are used for right?

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>>11099497
A prediction; your future will be filled with strife, watch those close.

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>>11099514
Like, butts. The stuff you're not supposed to run around exposing.
>>11099515
They're mostly a fashion thing and have been for a while, but waaay back in the day I think that was the idea.
My, uh, history of fashion's a little rusty.

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>>11099514
As the other poster was saying, for protection against the elements and as a cultural thing.

>>11099546
Uh, I'll take that in mind. Thanks.
>"Was that...?"

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>>11099576
oh well, they are pretty snazzy tho

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>Rolling for amount of traps planted around Castelia with last number.
>Second to last for a secret.

>>11099672
(Are the traps encounterable by PCs/NPCs?)

>>11099700
(Yes. I wanted that second roll to be even but it wasn't sadly. If anything runs into the trapped sticky notes it should be calced as a BP 60 Psychic from a LV50 Sigilyph without a life orb.)
(I'm probably going to be on if anyone runs into them soooooooo. I can calc it and write accordingly.)

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>Arise from your coffin, gothcop
>Time to bitch on the Internet while you figure out what to do today
>Hopefully without turning to the bottle.
Any of you fucks had experience with teleporting cats recently

>>11099988
Mewtwo orrrrrrrrr

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>>11099988
Like what, Meowstic?

>>11100138
I dunno if Espeon can learn Teleport yet, you feel me?
Otherwise I'd guess that.

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>>11100097
>>11100138
>>11100154
No, Meowths. Dickbag coin cats.

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>>11099988
yeah
i do it all the time
it's fun

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>>11099208
"I've been meaning to ask you what's up about your dislike of water."
>>11099159
"So are you comfortable with saying how you came to be about this old oil rig?"

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>>11099208
"Stibium, odd name. Fair enough."

>>11100199
"Drew my last breath here, and that's all I's gonna say"

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>>11100170
Eat them.

>>11100170
I've not had any cats with coins bother me, no.
Someone did leave a sticky note in my apartment, though.
I've got no idea what it says, but I'm not dealing with someone braking into my fucking apartment.
I literally just rented the place. Not even a few hours ago.
I went to go get groceries and someone left a note on my fridge.
Isn't even legible.

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>>11100199
"I don't dislike or fear the water, I just find the drying off part annoying."

>>11100215
"It's a chemistry pun. And I guess that explains your safety concerns, damn, I'm sorry."

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>>11100215
"Sorry to hear that's what happened."
>>11100299
"Don't have to dry off if you never get out of the water hehe"

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>>11100250
Jesus fucking...
Don't touch random ass suspicious sticky notes.
Especially not if you're in Castelia.
>>11100237
If I wanted to be edgier I would go bite off the head of a damn bat.

>>11099576
Whats wrong with butts? you don't like them?

>>11099626
Yeah the elements can be harsh. wonder why humans didnt get fur or something like everything else.

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>>11100357
Can I eat you?

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>>11100154
I don't think they can, but it would be nice.
Does someone know if Beldum and evolutions can?

>>11100170
Guess it is not always a cat of good fortune,

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>>11100299
"No worries, boy, livin' forever's a pretty gud deal fer a bit of pain."

>>11100346
"Same ta you, cutie, ain't no big deal."

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>>11100346
"Can't be in the water all day either, as much as I enjoy being with you."
>Let the ribbons wrap up as the pets continue

>>11100482
"Since when you have been... inhabiting this place?"

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>>11100424
You'll be eating fucking lead if you try it, lizard.

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>>11100397
It's not 'not liking butts', it's more 'can't run around showing everyone mine.'
>>11100424
I don't think that's a good idea.

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>>11100687
Edge vs Edge?
The final battle.

>>11100709
Cops are fun to jerk around.

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>>11100397
We lost it over the millennia, and in most of the civilized world it is culturally and/or legally forbidden to show off body parts like butts in public.

>>11100424
Three questions: what, why and who?

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>>11100759
Fuck you, I've got a six mon team up on your scaly ass.
>>11100709
It's a good idea if he doesn't want to be alive.

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>>11100170
I think they are cute. Even if trouble some but that's in their nature most of the time.

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>>11100768
Hello, because, me.
What's up, you hiring a guard dog?
>>11100900
I've got claws.

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>>11100628
>And continue to wrap up they do
"Well how about if I help you dry off afterwards then?"
>>11100482
"What about you, do ghosts like to swim sometimes?"

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>>11101067
So do I, you ain't special, fairy-bait.
You're gonna have fun taking a fuckin close combat to the face.

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>>11100628
"Oh, mustuve been... how many years ago did theys shut this place down? Lost track of time, seems..."

>>11101140
"I've taken a few dives in the ocean, not 'xactly my favorite thin', but I dun mind it."

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>>11101140
>Fairy magic is in action
>Keep the pets
"That would work, yes, yes, very..."

>>11101184
"A real long time ago, getting this place renovated was a pain both in costs and showing the Alolan government that it was possible in the first place."

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>>11101067
I doubt my current base of operations has space enough for what seems to be a really big kind of dragon.

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>>11101156
Yeah, grandma. Check me out I'm going to become the hero of Kalos.
>>11101319
Expaaaaaaaaaaansions~
But I'm for hire, probably.
Anyway, gotta go.
>Rolling for motivation.

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>>11101184
"Seen anything interesting in your dives?
>>11101306
"That settles it then."

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>>11101351
Grandma? Unoriginal as all fuck, Damien says that all the time. If you're going to be an insulting shit stain at least do a good job of it.

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>"THIS JUST IN! A woman found dead outside a cafe with what appears to be talon marks on her throat. A single sticky note in her hand. Authorities are still determining what the cause of death is but all citizens are urged to stay away from sticky notes placed in odd places."

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>>11101431
Talons? That's stupid, I'll be checking this out.
>A sticky note is pulled from inside an alleyway...

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>>11101483
"OH GOD THEY WEREN'T KIDDING ABOUT THE TALON THING. MY EYES."

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>>11101431
Ah fuck. And I thought I would have an off day.
>Leone gets dressed, heading out to find the cafe in question.
>>11101483
You're a dumb ass, calling it now.

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>>11101351
Would need to somehow pull a second oil rig all the way here.

>>11101431
>"What the fuck"

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>>11101306
"Musta been what, fiddy years now, huh?"
>Gunther shrugs, floating in the air with his arms behind his head.

>>11101362
"Nuthin much, coupla pearls the cloyster leave round, that sorta thin'"

>>11101533
>Whatever manages to happen something delays Leone to the point that several other police and IP members have descended upon the scene.

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>Roll to pinch Sun's nips.

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>>11101600
>We'll just say he got lost
>After all, this is only his third day in Castelia
>He attempts to simply weave and shoulder his way past the others and get a look at what's going on

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>>11101362
"Tomorrow, sounds good?"

>>11101583
"According to a few inspections early on, the removed oil machinery might as well be from that era."

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>>11101618
>The nips have been pinched, the champion yelping in response and immediately backpedaling away from the jelly
"Please don't!"

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>>11101696
>Jelly pulls Sun into a hug, making a wet squelchy sound as it relaxes.

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>>11101713
"Um..."
>Sun shifts uncomfortably in the jelly's grip, setting a hand on its bell to push it away should he need to
"What are you doing...?"

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'Sup, /par/.
It's the Eevee Guy again, and I'm thinking of getting into Breeding.
Now, I'm not doing any business this time until I got all my shit sorted legally, you feel me?
I just wanna ask what the Unovan guidelines on this sorta thing are. Diet, inspections, any licensing I need to have more than six Pokes where I'm at, stuff like that.
Then, once I've checked the water, I'll decide if I should really swim it.
So, uh, any tips for an aspiring Breeder?

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>>11101691
"Sure!"

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>>11101691
"Sound's bout right."

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>>11101788
>Shrug and let go.
>Give Sun a pearl and then UB portal out.

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>>11101825
>Nerd seems a bit nervous
>May need more fairy magic
"Alright."

>>11101847
"That also means you have been lone here a long time."

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>>11101810
If it is any like my short time doing business in Unova, it's a bureaucratic hell longer than a Casteliacone line.
Never heard of a higher than six pokes limit, must be a rare or hard to get thing.

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>>11101884
>The boy looks back and forth from the pearl to the place where the portal was
"... okay? That was weird..."
>He pockets the pearl for now, thinking about potential uses for it. Does he want to sell it? Make a necklace?

>>11101810
As someone who has to do actual law daily you're just going to need to get the proper papers, get yourself a place to work out of and be subject to monthly inspections.
That's about it.

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>>11102017
I've heard of it, but like, you've gotta have a pressing need you can prove to the man, you feel me? Like, it's a business license thing.
>>11102057
Really?
Like, that's it? Cool. I'll look into locations and paperwork. Now that I'm doing okay for myself, I think I could get a better place than what I got now.
As for needed stuff, like, I'm thinking nesting boxes and material, stuff for the fluffballs to play with, enough chow for that many Eevees and some fencing and some records stuff.
I miss anything important, man?

Also, have an Eevee pic.

>>11102120
That's about it. Make sure any pokemon get any proper shots they need, etc.
If you plan to only stay with Eevees then what you listed is everything.

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>>11102174
Yeah, I'm sticking with Eevees. I kinda knew a place once that tried to do everything, and ended up doing nothing well and nothing good, you feel me?
I'm not going down that road. I'm doing this shit legit.
Time to scope locations, maybe I can get one out by where Nimbasa meets Unova Route 5?

>>11102352
I understand, I wish you luck.
Yes, that's a rather underdeveloped area. Just watch out for the hippies around there.

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>>11101986
"Yup, been heres a while."
>Gunther sinks into the floor.
"Ya'll should git some sleep, I's imagine."

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>>11102352
There is a closed down breeder operation east of Black City, I believe you can get the place for very cheap if you don't mind cleaning it up.

>>11102425
"Probably."

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g u y s t h i s p o k e m o n i s w e i r d h e l p m e o u t p l e a s e

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>>11102512
Huh. Thanks for the tip. I'll see if I can get it up to par!
It's not haunted, though, is it? I don't wanna have angry ghosts harassing the fluffballs, you feel me?

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Pictured: Gary Ketchum and Taekwondo, 1991 celebrating the fall of Russia with their Narutoes

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RUN WOJAK

helo
how this work?
I not good with dex

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>>11102550
Well, the breeders there got closed for a really good reason, if you know what I mean.
Maybe look elsewhere.

>>11102686
Seems to be working m8

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>>11101986
>The effect intensifies as the ribbons creep up towards his shoulder but stop there
"Gunther's right it's probably a good time for bed."

>>11102692
Fuck... Well, at least I know.
Thanks for the warning. Did some judge at least nail the fuckers instead of giving them wrist-slaps?