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Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gauntlet XCIV
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 48 for the Gauntlet XCIV.
No dupes, I reserve the right to do whatever the hell I want.
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Desmond Sycamore
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Clawdia
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>>11082853
Lum!
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>>11082853
Yoshimitsu the Second
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Inkling
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>>11082853
Fighter
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Araragi Karen
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>>11082853
Furry corps
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Aron
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>>11082853
Scyther
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Akashi
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Izumi Konata
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>>11082853
Elma Jouii
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>>11082853
Pantasaurus
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Suz
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Krystal
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>>11082853
Kamui
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>>11082853
Jiren the Gay
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Elias Ainsworth
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Ryougi Shiki
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>>11082873
You have to go back
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>>11082853
The Hunger games
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>>11082853
Burzum
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>>11082853
SWAT milf
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Shoebill
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>>11082893
I thought you died from that blowjob, Suz. How'd you come back to life?
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Ichigo Remover Ichigo's Friend
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Valtr
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a horsecock
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>>11082853
Lana's mother
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Merlina
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>>11082853
Luluco
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>>11082853
My wives
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Mima!
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Orencio.
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Madoka
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>>11082853
Ikkun
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>>11082938
ily utsutsu
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>>11082853
Carmen
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Star Butterfly
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Sonic the hedgehog
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>>11082874
>>11082912
>>11082920
>>11082928
>>11082941
>>11082954
Ban the cancer spam
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>>11082873
kill yourself esl garbage
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>>11082923
Uhm.
The arena or something. Somebody should really do something about that.
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>>11082953
Oh no, I'm not them
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Bolin
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>>11082963
>Furry corps
Found you Adachi
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>>11082968
>>11082903
stop this right now
or else
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>>11082960
>kissu
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>>11082972
...you wanna try again?
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>>11082873
Never stop breathing.
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KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' POSTIN' POSTIN'
>>11082963
lol nah.
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>>11082963
>missing this one
>>11082894
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Kill yourself Karen
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>>11082953
I miss Choochootsu.
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Ruby Gloom
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>>11082853
Kyouko Sakura
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>>11082995
Senator Stephen Armstrong
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blobfish
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Chizuru Kashiwagi
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>30 UIDs
>cancer entries
>the state of primetime
HG is dead.
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>>11082992
My. What stamina.
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>>11083003
Utsutsu hated me lol
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a whitenknight
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>>11083002
*teleports behind you and snaps your neck*
I fucking warned you bitch.
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>>11083030
What did I say about posting them babies, Anon.
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Shalltear Bloodfallen
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>>11083023
I only repsond to my own shitposts on my phone if you guys don't.
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>>11083023
And I killed it
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>>11083025
Yeah, this isn't my first time either...or my last.
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>>11083030
a blackknight*
Sorry host, misspelled.
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Blacktchouli
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>>11083023
>2 hours after primetime
>beginning of 3rd shift for americans
>bed time for everyone else
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>>11083045
>sprays with anti-dragon water
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The babel tower
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>>11082983
Fuck off Hoshi/Adachi
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Local Group of black knights
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Blails
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Mew2King
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>>11083055
>2 hours after primetime
>this damage control
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>>11083003
What happened to Utsutsu?
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Baiken
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>>11083061
>same picture that bait threaded us yesterday
>UID didn't go up
the shitposter walks among us
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Roleplayer
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>>11083045
Spread your seed man. Nature demands it
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>>11083026
Pretty sure she didn't hate anyone, m8.
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LADIIIIIIIIIIES ANNNNNNNNNNNND GENTLEMEEEEEEEEEN!
Welcome back, TOOOOOOOOO THEEEEEEEEEEEE GAUNTLET!
Let's not waste any time tonight! As I'm, sure many of you know but I need to tell you anyways, you all have SIX MINUTES to swap your own self out for another guy, or correct any errors on the network's part.
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>>11083055
Oh man I remember that month.
Slowest month we ever had. There was a day when there was not one host
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>>11083080
drama with Ringabel made them both quit HG
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>>11083095
Roster looks perfect. Let's go
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>>11083074
Oh no
Where is Mang0 when you need him
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>>11083066
>that teeny fucking buster sword
There's nothing about this pic I don't love.
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>>11083095
bongo dongo let go
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>>11083095
Looks good enough to me.
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>>11083085
No shit Sherlock
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>>11083095
What an interesting ros-
zzzzz
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>>11083087
Long as you show me what the back of your throat looks like, I'll be happy to.
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>>11083080
Moved to Canada
Married with Ringabel
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>>11083095
'Course you started this up right as I went to get some snacks..
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>>11083104
Ringabel is still here, though.
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>>11083095
This victory shall belong to the just. Which be I, Yoshimitsu!
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>>11083095
Let's do this!
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>>11083095
>He looks at me, and doesn't see himself in me. Truly he's confused by Me...
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>>11083095
>That cancerous roster
That's what you get for being a cuck, asswhore.
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>>11083095
Redongo bongo! Let's kick some butt.
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>>11083095
>>11083021
>>11083083
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>>11083095
Which district would you fug?
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>>11083145
.....................heh.................
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>>11083162
Thanks.
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>>11083147
where
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>>11083110
Mang0 is dead
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>>11083161
bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the congo
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>>11083095
Desmond's the only decent looking motherfucker in this shit.
Rooting for him.
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>When you don't even have to try to shit up the roster because asgore is a cuck
You guys are no challenge
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>>11083095
Let's get this rolling!
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>>11083130
>Snrk
You're alright
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>>11083174
District 5
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>>11083177
Oh, thanks my dude. Cute.
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>>11083181
>points at your heart
There.
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>>11083174
1
11
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>>11083196
God I hope this picture becomes a meme.
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>>11083196
>le tryhard shitposter taking credits for others' work
literally jude tier lmao
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>>11083182
Oh no
>I hope he doesn'y use Marth, hehe...
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>>11083174
7 9 & 12
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>>11083196
HOLY SHIT! IT'S BUGS BUNNY!
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>>11083220
>Wanting to fuck a potatonigger
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>>11083120
Accepted, Me! I mean, you! ...We did this song and dance already, you understand.
>>11083162
One gal, right to another! Accccepted!
We will begin, right after THIS commercial break!
>An advertisement for the "Monochrome faction" plays...whatever that is.
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>>11083095
God, all the districts look like shit.
I hope everybody dies so there's no winner.
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devilish
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>>11083225
Shush, he's still finding his shitposting legs. This is HG, it's our job to cultivate the next generation of shitposters. The kid's got potential.
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Johnny
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>>11083196
>if a host ever denies your shitpost entry you just shitpost the game by saying he denies legit tributes
Too easy.
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KILL YOURSELF ASGORE YOU FUCKING MORON!
I COME HERE TO UNWIND AFTER A FUCKING DAY OF WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT SHIT
FUCKING
SHIT
BECAUSE YOU'RE LE EBIN "I DON'T CHERRYPICK LIKE SETH SAMA'
KILL YOURSELF ASGORE
KILL YOURSELVES SHITPOSTERS
ALL OF YOU
KILL YOURSELVES
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>>11083260
cringe
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>>11083242
I'd fuck a potato if it meant I could dingle Kyoko after
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>>11083204
Go ahead, open wide for me again. You already know you want some more.
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>>11083161
redongo bongo xD
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>>11083291
You also have to fug Rube
And Armstrong
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>He doesn't know about the secret discord group to end the Hunger games
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>>11083309
>tfw it's worth it
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>>11083161
Look at me I did it again XDDDD
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I want to bongos Gogo's bomangos
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>>11083315
Can i join?
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>literally the only thing "bad" shitposters can find about asgore is that he doesn't skip tributes
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>>11083228
Corrin, quick question.
Why don't you wear protection on your feet, anyway? I never understood why...
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>>11083196
>when you shitposted so hard that others just do it for you now
It's always funny to see.
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>>11083315
Tell them to keep up the good work. Watching this shithole die is way more fun than the retarded fucking games.
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>>11083309
>Not wanting to fuck Armstrong
GET FUCKED AND BURNED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vtNZqzbXkk
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>>11083329
C O M F O R T
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>>11083309
HIPS
and Armstrong seems like he's a bottom so it's fine.
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Good night HG.
Kill yourself, Bolin.
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>>11083327
There's a difference between cherrypicking and banning objective cancer spam in favor of late avafags.
Asgore is a cuck.
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>one day asgore will have to make a wincard for a horsecock
>he'll have to look up a picture of it for the wincard
>get jailed for searching for horse porn
>???
>Profit
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>>11083351
>Armstrong seems like he's a bottom
Did you even play Revengeance?
Yes, spell-check, I know it's not a word.
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>>11083329
>enemy tries to strike at your feet
>they leave their face, throat, and chest completely exposed
Why waste the burden of shoe armor when no one's retarded enough to go for a place like that.
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>>11083340
Imagine being this unironically bitter
It's cringe-worthy to read
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>>11083357
No there isn't. You want to pick who's "objectively" cancer? Shut up and host.
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>>11083220
2
I want to Karen Karen's Karens
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HEREEEEEEE WEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh man, what I wouldn't give for her to knock on my door! ...For that one thing, not the other. The other would be terrifying, but sexy, too.
I am so, so sorry, Shiki. I really am.
Hey, turning to stone is positively metal. I'm not gonna argue against that.
Two pairs of tributes got the same idea, and both of them are utterly terrible drivers.
Can he even speak? Actually, a better question: do I WANT him to?
Those "removers" are both hypocritical to the upmost degree.
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>>11083340
I'm not sure if you're joking but I used to be an active RPer... until I realized nothing's ever happened here. It's always the same old shit and when you try to do something different people call you an autist.
Just dropping your filler and throwing shit around is way more entertaining. I understand Jude now.
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>>11083367
It's always the HUGE guys that are secretly into receiving.
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this but with your ava waifus and husbandos
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>>11083365
He could just use this one.
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>>11083397
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>>11083329
Because shoes are overrated, that's why.
>Or maybe I'm so lazy I forgot to use shoes? Who knows...
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>>11083367
it actually is though https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/revengeance
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>>11083393
That's retarded but also really really hot. Armstrong does have a great ass.
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>>11083383
>Shut up and host
Well aren't you a nice entitled dickwad?
Kill yourself cancer spammer
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>>11083384
You want to redongo gongo her bongos?
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>>11083387
Why thank you, madame. This should keep us well fed during our time here.
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>>11083409
Kill yourself cherrypicker
Filler events are funnier than all your cringy attempts at """""""RP""""""""""
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>>11083409
Stay mad, cuck :^)
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>>11083387
>The bomb was super-effective, but he survives somehow. His carapace was just hard enough to survive, but it's gonna take awhile to molt these wounds away...
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>>11083387
>Kyouko shakily gets to her feet and wipes her mouth off onto her sleeve
W-What the fuck...
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>>11083417
yesaranya
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>>11083373
how are you going to retaliate if your foot gets cut off though
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>>11083387
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>>11083095
I'm ready for the blood.
>>11083220
(A-anon)
>>11083387
>She claws and slices the girl up, not slowing down to take a breath, so desperate to get some blood, she even grabbed the soldering iron with her mouth and stabbed the girl with it
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>Samefagging your own shitposts because nobody's actually retarded enough to type such cringe-inducing follow-ups
Top fucking kek.
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>>11083353
Fare thee well. Rest up for the next grand battle.
>>11083387
Spread mine image! If Justice were to have a face, it wouldst be I, The Immortal Yoshimitsu!
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>The state of """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""PRIME TIME""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>11083405
Okay, another question...
Are foot massages overrated, too?
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>>11083433
Well ideally you move your foot an inch over and don't get it cut off, but if you do end up losing a foot it won't stop your blade from connecting with your opponent like getting hit in the hand or arm or something like that would.
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>>11083406
Source checks out. I'll be damned.
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Do you ever wonder what the two guys who wait for Buttvore to start hosting do in their free time?
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>>11083459
I shitpost others hosts
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>>11083445
resist the urge... resist the urg-
>Shion
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>>11083315
List all the members
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>>11083445
Nah, massages are always good, it helps to relac the muscles.
I wonder why you're asking me that...
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>>11083459
Gote brings it all on himself.
>I-I'm done with Asgore guize!
>Squidfaggot bullies him in DM
>O-Okay I'll play him again
The weak should fear the strong and Asswhore is a wet noodle.
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That's just mean. You know she doesn't have fingers. Why would you do that?
¡El diablo está ya por la sangre!
Well, i guess we'll never know if he can talk. At least, until he can thaw.
I really, really don't want to imagine just want the aliens did to that first..."tribute."
What exactly did you even steal, Lum?
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>>11083387
Wait, n-no! I meant to only hit the giant insect! Ugh... Now those humans are gonna try getting their revenge.
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>want to RP
>Get an event with a fucking horsecock
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>>11083471
Yosuke
Littlefinger
Izaya
Hoshi
Everyone else who doesn't like Junko
>not junko
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>>11083477
BASED Sonic removing the cancer
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>>11083477
What's troubling you, Madam?
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Do you ever wonder what productive activities and actual fun things shitposters do in their free ti-
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>>11082962
bluearmsreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>11083477
>Have to walk naked even though he was already naked...
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>>11083476
Which squidfaggot?
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>>11083477
Based aliens removing the cancer.
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>tfw but to Nagisa
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>>11083477
>Elsewhere, the professor was beginning his investigation. Looking for whatever clues he can unearth for his theory about the presence of the Azran in this strange locale.
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>>11083477
>Clawdia stares at shiny coin, trying to claw it out with no success, looking sad at it
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>>11083513
Reigen, the original meme-spouting squidfaggot.
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>>11083525
Oh, I was thinking of the literal faggot that's the other squid
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>>11083470
>Go ahead and get it out.
>>11083477
Oho damn, nice shot!
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>>11083474
You may decline, but I would be honored to give your feet a massage, Corrin. Perhaps it may be what you need to win...
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>>11083503
>implying HG is productive and/or fun
This is babbeh's first RP community.
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>>11083471
It's made of well-known shitposters, literal who and people you'd expect the least to be shitposting.
Some of them are here, and posted their avas.
And if you believe I'm giving them away, I do not.
It's just a little something to add to the general paranoia.
Have fun sherlock
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>>11083477
He had one of those six pack rings stuck around his neck so I helped him by taking it off, you know? People should really stop littering.
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>>11083503
>implying """"""""""""""""rping""""""""""""""" is a better use of time
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>>11083477
>More machine than man now, the cyber ninja spins both his arms as he waves the ship goodbye.
A heartstopping appearance, ye hath. I shall make my next armor based on thee!
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Great. Just great. I get the guy who has never said a word in his life. Fantastic.
"""knuckles"""
I'm impressed. Braiding bobs together is no small feat given the length.
Congratulations on your IDF, Scyther. Enjoy it while it lasts.
I should probably do something about little girls tarring and feathering another, but eh, it makes for good T.V.
Yeah, that's about expected for a fanclub for that person.
Stephen, take a seat on this chair...
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>>11083537
>Productive and/or fun
It sure used to be
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>inb4 muh fun fags turn up
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>>11083548
I feel more cold than usual...
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ERP have better RP than you sad fucks, and they only play sluts
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>>11083548
May I suggest some simple adhesive traps? The mice get caught and you won't have to worry about a mess being left behind.
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THAT DOES IT.
I'm gonna go jack off to Lum and just get it out of my system.
I hope you're fucking happy, HG. You win.
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Was shitposting always this bad, or did it ramp up after certain people joined?
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>>11083161
>This shit >>11083570
>Better than us
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>>11083548
Cluck Cluck!
You do need to worry about showing this on T.V. host since... You know, the age rating.
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>>11083548
>Feels lovestricken by the crying babby for some unknown reason. He goes to pick it up the only way he knows how, with his mouth.
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I want the horsecock to break my jaw
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>>11083587
its always been like this
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>Children honestly think that coming here 24/7 trying "Troll" manchildren who come here for only a small fraction of the day think they won when everyone who sits here in this thread and waits for a reply to anything are all losers.
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Be mine.........................................
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Check my +1 UID.
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>>11083548
ACK!
>Afraid to admit that he was surprised with the girl sneaking up on him, Yoshimitsu responds to it as he does with most things. By pointing his sword at her throat.
Did ye think that ye couldst follow I with Yoshimitsu be none the wiser? State thy business and I may let ye live!
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>>11083613
How many phones, Adachi?
>>
focus on your fun and ignore the sad fucks
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>>11083587
Not really. Don't pay attention to the memesters who say it's always has been.
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>>11083587
Always. These days are actually a lot quieter than some /b/ shitstorms and you should've seen us immediately after /trash/ opened and we fled hga.
Literal weeks on end of nothing but vitriolic shitposting.
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>>11083612
Or else.................................
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>>11083611
>come here for only a small fraction of the day
That's a good joke.
>>
It's just like this place to bring up things that happened years ago for some reason, innit?
I've said it before, I'll say it again, and I'll never stop saying it: the final evolution to *anyone* here is a big-titted anime-styled woman.
That's an absolute downgrade from the Glueman.
>>11083595
DON'T EAT THE CHILD
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>>11083570
You mean the Pajeet tier niggers are better than us? That's factually incorrect.
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>>11083634
You will die.................
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>>11083534
You're right I'll decline the amssage, but I will accept your offer because I really need a massage, my feet hurt; go ahead but I'm watching you.
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>>11083561
>>11083627
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>>11083636
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>>11083635
>You didn't try to refute anything else
Good job missing the main point.
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>>11083636
>First her panties and now her table, she just lays there on the floor, wondering what else is gonna be taken
...I don't want them to take my bow!
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>>11083548
>Geez Asswhore you trying to tell me something with that event?
>>11083636
So does that count as animal abuse or...? Ah whatever..
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>>11083596
I want it to break my ass too.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ww5hUMN8KI
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>My shitpost kills a legit RPer
Do you ever laugh when you play a HG RP, you cucks? I always do when that happens.
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>>11083644
Very well, Lady Corrin...
>The masseur sits down opposite her and holds the foot in his lap, rubbing into the sole and pad of her foot with care.
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>>11083636
A romantic comedy...? Excuse me if this sounds offensive, but I believe I'd be better suited to something a bit more adventurous than tripe like that.
>>
>>
Clawdia, just what are you selling that appeals to her? Actually, don't answer that question.
Sonic really could not have picked better ears to talk off.
Krystal really living up to her name.
KAMUI TURNING HERSELF INTO THE ULTIMATE SWORDSWOMAN!
Actually, on second that, let's not hear it, for the sake of everyone here.
...He ate all the bait, didn't he? Dammit.
>>11083670
>Am I?
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>>11083617
EEP!
Do you shove that thing in everyone's face that you meet? I was just walking here and minding my own business, you know? This is a public road after all.
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>>11083636
Thy trickery doth not match with a ninja of justice! Try again in thine next life!
>>
when your anonposts are 10x more cringe-worthy than manchildren badly roleplaying as awkward anime characters, it's the moment you need to rethink your life
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>>11083697
>He pats his abdomen and groans a little. Man that was some tasty grub, he thought...
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>>11083718
You're the one sitting at your computer reading cringey posts in the dark, pal.
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>>11083697
I'd rather not hear sounds of any sort coming from... Well, that.
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Mii Sword Fighter and Denton/Jensen still come here to shitpost fyi
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>>11083697
>Clawdia sets up a corpse sale, selling a bunch of random animal corpses, as a big massive baby looks at it and walks away from it, then some unicorn girl looks at it before finally a naked lady just buys everything
Yay! Now where can I buy a table and... what do these humans call it? Cover-ups?
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>>11083697
>ARE YOU
W-What..? You never seen a girl exercising in the dark?! It helps with your cardio or... somethin'.
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>>11083728
Better than being the ones making them.
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>>11083674
nice, thanks
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>>11083718
The difference is that shitposters know they're cringy and do it on purpose.
Garbage like Karen or Yuno are actually serious
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Does anybody else enjoy making the anonymous shitposters run around in circles?
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>>11083728
I'm nowhere near being in the dark considering your projection is brightening the whole room
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>>11083718
Thankaranya for the opinionion.
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Please, for the love of everything holy and scared, do not open that present, Desmond. Also, don't screw with the samurai. Or entrust the crab-clawed girl to give you a frigging tattoo? What are you all doing?!
Internet animation, no doubt, even if it pays peanuts.
Get the right event, and you, too, can be a Pokemon!
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>>11083741
>The difference is that shitposters know they're cringy and do it on purpose.
lmao
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>>11083678
>Corrin seems to be enjoying the massage, she stills watching the anon in case he tries to do anything else.
>>11083697
Now I become Death...
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>>11083752
Me.
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>>11083741
thanks
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>>11083477
For a bit of cash I can translate your commentary, that way you don't wind up looking stupid like this again.
>>
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This is the most entertaining HG thread I've seen in months.
Stay shit, you stupid cucks.
+0
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>>11083741
>>11083728
>>11083741
>>11083753
>>11083737
Ayo someone pick up that phone. I think lot is calling kettel.
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>>11083758
>He isn't sure what to think of Shalltear's wish of being a wild monster. If anything, his wish is to learn how to speak in human tongue...
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Can you host faster so Reigen can go after you Asgore?
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>>11083758
>The professor very nearly just drops the box without a word, but catches himself in time and chooses to set the box down on a nearby table.
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>>11083776
Don't tell me what to do Aron.
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>>11083780
And where do you think you are?
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>>11083697
>Yoshimitsu watches the curbstomp from the shadows. Like a creep.
A good disciple, she shalt be. I, The Wandering Yoshimitsu, shall continue watching her.
>>11083698
I hath the right to shove this in any evildoer's face!
>Taking a quick look around, he sees that he is in a crowded street instead of a secluded forest like he thought. He mutters something as he sheathe is sword.
Namunamu... thine story be correct. Ye shall live for now.
>>11083758
>It was then he got an idea for his next armor.
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>>11083741
>Shitposters
>having any sense of self-awareness
LMAO
I bet you actually think coming to a board infested with the worst degenerate shit you can find on the internet for the sole purpose to shit on rping losers like an obsessed raging edgelord makes you unironically better than them
>>
>>11083753
Most cringe-worthy post in the entire thread.
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>>11083764
>He rolls his thumbs underneath the spot under the ball of Corrin's foot, even going so far as to massage each toe...
I can only hope this satisfies you, Corrin...
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>>11083782
>wanting reigen games
Now THIS is some good b8. (You) earned this.
>>
Kyouko, what the hell...?
Guess who it is? A certain someone with a call from beyond the grave!
THAT MAMA CAN STILL RAP LIKE IT'S THE RUN-D.M.C. ERA!
The language of the furries, yes. What is it? I don't care to find out.
Now THAT'S what I call metal!
>>11083782
Ah, he can wait.
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>>11083808
Thank you for accurately labeling your own post.
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>>11083806
Calm down Adachi
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>>11083797
Apparently Middle school.
>>
>>11083821
Would you mind not hosting your games in our shitposting threads? It's awfully rood of you.
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>>11083821
Hey shut your damn mouth, there's no proof I did anything.
That pokemon's gonna be pretty pissed when he wakes up though..
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>>11083782
>Reigen
>Good
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>>11083821
>He sleeps soundly, without hair to braid...
>>
The people rping to the slides right now are the real heroes of HG. Thank you for not stepping down to the aspies' level of "intelligence".
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>>11083821
This be a problem. Mine cover of darkness is expanded to every soul! Everyone be a ninja now!
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>>11083821
On second thought, you seem to be er... "busy" at the moment. I'll just find myself out.
>The professor walks away from the scene as quick as he can.
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>>11083821
>She looks at the two wives currently wrestling two humans, before just walking to the hosting booth and kicking it to knock
Hello, Mister? Your wives are too busy wrestling, what is the best ice-cream flavor?
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>>11083856
Cringe
>>
The people shitposting this thread right now are the real heroes of HG. Thank you for not stepping down to the RPfags' level of "fun".
>>
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>>11083821
The ability to leave games at will. I've wanted to put it to use a couple of times and now seems like one of those times.
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>>11083871
stay mad aspie
>>11083878
holy cringe
>>
>>11083878
This but unironically
RPcucks are a pathetic breed
>>
THE BLACK KNIGHT ISN'T FICTION ANYMORE! IT'S THE REAL DEAL NOW! HOLY TOLEDO!
Would it be Ichigo Adder Ichio's Enemy? ...How would that work?
Must've mistook him for Bathory.
>>11083830
You guys can deal.
>>11083869
Uhhh...Monster-flavored. Now get back out there!
>>
>Shitposting > Watching your filler in a game > Hosting a game for YOUR fun >>>>>> """roleplaying"""
>>
Everyone in this thread right now is a fucking loser. Deluded Shitposters included.
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>>11083893
Accurate.
>>
>>11083893
>>11083906
>aamefagging this hard
Sad and pathetic.
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>>11083888
>That Sonic event
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>>11083893
This is true
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>>11083888
I don't feel like repeating myself...
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>>11083888
>He just pokes a bunch of keys together...and they spelled out "secretcode"...and it worked. He simply stands there, unwitting and oblivious to the technological wiles of humanity...
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>>11083856
>muh fun
>>11083893
Prove him wrong.
>>
>>11083798
>Lum begins to relax as the weapon is moved a comfortable distance away from her face
A-Ah, thank you for putting the sword away... But you know? You should be careful not to shove it in too many people's faces. Someone might start to thing you're the real evildoer.
>>
It's gotta be the horn. I have no idea how it's metal in any way, but something in my gut tells me it's related.
Oh, great, the aliens are back, and they didn't take the one I wanted 'em to.
>>11083932
Hey, if it's happened twice, it's destiny. Go out there and find a gal!
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>>11083888
>>
Ships killed HG.
>fags le ship their imaginary characters together
>jealous fags get their feelings butthurt and shitpost the pairing
>grudges stew and grow over time, extending from the ava to the avafag
>people still think shipping is a good idea
Hoshion was the beginning of the end and Prom sealed HG's fate as a perma-shitposting community.
Thanks, retarded oldfag underageds.
>>
>>11083893
OMG so much this x 100
>>
>Asgore may have to make a wincard for a fucking horsecock
>>
>>11083972
Yes, that possibility has already been established.
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>>11083817
This feels pretty good!
>Corrin feels very relaxed.
>>11083821
I have a power of a god!!!
>>11083888
Oh dear....
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>>11083888
Okay.
>She says as she walks away thinking about making a movie on herself, before thinking about what the heck a movie is.
>>11083954
>She claws the clutches and watches the girl fall, giggling at her
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>>11083954
>Scyther chucks hammers everywhere, though he doesn't think it'd be useful enough right now...
>>
Stop shitposting Jensen
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>>11083954
I already have... Had a wife and I have no intentions of pursuing another romance.
>The professor lights a fire on his fingertips
Marvelous... What exactly caused this to happen?
>>
>>11083965
as a god once said
"wrong"
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It's an absolute mystery why he was arrested, don't you think?
But neither of them are dogs. That just raises more questions than answers.
"SHOEBILL" KNOWS WHO THE MOST THREATENING TRIBUTES ARE AND GOES FOR IT!
He doesn't exist anymore, so her purpose to exist is all but over anyways.
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>>11083888
Playing dead, are ye? Yoshimitsu can can do better!
>With a scream, he thrusts his trusty sword through himself.
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>>11083978
>Muh samefagging
stay mad faggot
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>>11084020
HORSECOCK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>LF
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>>11084020
Cease this at once.
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>>11083984
>He moves to the other foot, eager to do just as much to revitalize the second foot as much as he did for the first one he had massaged. He did well to repeat his motions and help unlock those tense muscles.
I have to say, Corrin, your feet are very strong! What's your secret?
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>>11084024
I didn't say anything
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>>11083965
This.
Just look at Adachi and Hoshi currently.
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>>11084020
>>
>>11084024
>implying it was a samefag check
I'm just giving you the (You)s you're desperately longing for, my sad friends.
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>>11084020
>She sees the fighter, and completely ignores the fighter after trying to claw her to no avail
>>
It's hard to hit a target that short, y'know?
My theory of Ikkun being a marine biologist becomes more and more plausible with each game.
Take my wives...please!
What's that? oh, man, I smell home cookin' on the horizon! You all know what that means!
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>>11083953
HAHAHAHA! Ye make Yoshimitsu's shouldrrs bounce in laughter! How wouldst thou ever thinketh that I be the evildoer?
>>11083954
>Yoshimitsu looks at his new hands in horror, son grapsing hos head in agony.
Gah! It beith those creatures with the large foreheads. I was no blessed, but cursed!
>>11084020
This victory was to belong to I...
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>>11084065
>She stands there covered with all the paint, unable to dodge or even shoot back
This game wasn't fun...
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Go travel to another thread on /trash/ and bring back a souvenir.
The more vile the better.
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>>11084065
Eugh... How disgusting. My clothes are all ruined! Luckily, I have several changes of clothes. A gentlemen must always be prepared for the worst, after all.
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>>11084039
Isn't that obvious? I can turn into a dragon! Dragons are very strong psysically and magically.
Or maybe is because I walk a lot.
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Feels like an Arby's night.
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It means...IT'S THE FEEEEEEEEEAST!
And what a Feast it is! Stephen betrays his love for yet another short-statured girl, who I am certain this time is underage! Breaking out that innocent plate of cookies!
Meanwhile, IKKUN GOES ABSOLUTELY BALLISTIC! I love it!
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No.
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>>11084087
Mission Complete
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Kill yourself Yuno.
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>>11084065
It's starting to seem that way, isn't it? I don't even have the resistance to argue with that anymore. I only vaguely remember taking a required course on marine biology but that's about it.
>>11084111
As easy as looking into a mirror and not holding it in anymore.
>Tourny anon always dies when I start gaining points, feels bad.
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Largo al factotum della citta.
Largo! La la la la la la la LA!
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>>11084111
I had no interest in that man you foolish girl, and it serves you right to be rejected.
>Thanks for hosting, Asgore. Gonna peace out for tonight. Have a good one.
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>>11084089
I see! So transforming into a dragon can alleviate muscle pain? I'm confused...
>Nevertheless, his hands caress and pamper Corrin's feet to finish his massage. As much as he wished to continue, he was more willing to see Corrin get back up and win!
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>read some of these anon posts
Ya'll niggas take HG way too fucking serious.
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Now that that carnage is over, we can get a good look at our final six. And, uh...they're something.
RUBY ONE-UPPING THE MAN WHO TURNED HER DOWN BY FINDING A NEW CRUSH RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM! This is something right out of an MTV show!
>>11084140
Thank you for being here, Desmond! Good night!
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Presto a bottega che l'alba e gia.
Presto! La la la la la la la LA!
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>>11084111
>This kills the crab
(Senpai why)
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>>11084142
Endo yourselfo bosto Adachio
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>>11084089
Fae = Tiki > the rest Tbf
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>>11084087
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>>11084146
You're not that bad at this, good job.
>Lum claps politely for the dancer
>>11084078
Pointing a deadly weapon at people's throats isn't exactly the most righteous of behaviors, for starters.
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>>11084158
>giving it (You)s
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Ah, bravo Figaro!
Bravo, bravissimo!
Bravo! La la la la la la la LA!
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I appreciate the fun and games as much as the next viewer, but deaths typically tend to get higher ratings. Keep that in mind.
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>>11084087
I didn't want to be brave.
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>>11084140
Let our weapons clash next time we face. Fare thee well!
>>11084171
And what wouldst thou know of righteousness?>
He takes out his sword again, this time pointing to various parts of her clothing.
Ye doth not even adhere to the laws of proper wear!
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>>11084184
I'm gonna need a bigger bottle.
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>>11084087
teehee
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>>11084184
I want to fuck that village
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...No one heard me, did they? Blah.
Ikkun: run. Dive out the window, run past her, just...run. Unless you're into that sort of thing.
Wait a minute, could it be...?
Could Ruby actually have feelings for Stephen?!
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>>11084206
>Imagine there is an arrow at the first break. I['m tired.
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>>11084228
What was the point of this attack?
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>>11084228
>I['m
Yoshimitsu, I...
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>>11084139
Ita?
>>11084141
Tecnically it does because you can fly when you don't want to walk. But to be honest it doesn't for the reason of have to use 4 feet instead of 2.
>Corrin gets up from the chair.
I'm glad ypu gave me the massage, thank you; even if I lost this game there's still future games I can win; but not today because I must return to my homeland, see ya Anon.
>>11084167
Can't disagree.
>>11084225
>I gotta go, thanks for hosting Gorey!
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>>11084250
Godspeed, Corrin.
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Well this is, uh...something. Do I need to get a megaphone and shout it out to the world?
>>11084250
Thanks for being here! Sayonara!
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>Kills the current host
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>>11084271
FINALLY, thank you
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>>11084271
You can't kill a host unless they die by their own or leave or whatever.
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>Hires a replacement
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Oh, hey, someone listened! Not only that, but he did me a fine service! God bless ya!
>>11084271
Yeah, you wish, buddy.
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>>11084262
1/6 chance of shitpost tribute winning
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>>11084271
>>11084297
>Gets hired
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>>11084246
>Gimmicks. It's makes for one great replay if you actually kills someone with it.
>>11084247
>Did you not hear me the first time? I'M TIRED
>Pray for me and hope that I don't make any more mistakes
>>11084250
Ye shalt make for a fine student. Fare thee well.
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>>11084262
I'm just going to keep my mouth shut. Usually when I say something at a time like this I immediately end up dying.
>>11084206
This is proper wear where I come from! It's super fashionable, and on my planet's too hot to want to wear anything else anyway. Speaking of hot, aren't you cooking like an egg under all that metal armor? It doesn't look comfortable at all!
>>11084228
>Go to sleep little samurai
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...AND HE'S GOING HOG WILD WITH EXCALIBUR!
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>>11084331
Based hedgehog removing the cancer.
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>>11084331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcnlWTxPP_4
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>>11084335
go away CWC
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MR BONES I WANT GET OFF YOUR WILD RIDE
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Give examples of the most cancerous Avatarfags to come to hg.
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AND THIS IS IT! 2 KILLS FROM 2 SEPARATE TRIBUTES GIVES US OUR FINAL 2! WHICH ONE OF THESE BLOODTHIRSTY KILLERS WILL ULTIMATELY PROVE THEIR WORTH THIS GAME?! WHICH ONE WILL MUTILATE THE OTHER?! FIND OUT TONIGHT! Place your bets, cross your fingers, and pray to the Lord!
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>>11084363
You.
There's your namedrop. That's why you asked this question, didn't you?
Don't reply, of course it is. It's all the purpose you have behind those fucking shitty questions.
You don't actually care about the content of the replies you'll get and even less care about it creating any sort of remotely interesting debate.
Hell, you're probably going to samefag a reply to your question too, because nobody with an IQ over 40 is actually interested in your shitty fucking meaningless anonymous question that's only here to fill the purpose of getting your shitty fucking namedrop.
So, stop. Just stop. Nobody fucking cares about shitty anonymous fucking questions.
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>>11084363
Yin
Bolin
Lenny
Hoshi
Fyxe
Tricky
Soviet
Adachi
Kana
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>>11084363
Every single person who posted "For the games" in the /sanc/ screencap. Stupid sheep.
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>>11084368
>i don't really mind either of these
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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O V E R
V
E
R
HE MADE HIS PROMISE, ALL THE WAY BACK AT >>11083880, AND HE WENT THROUGH AND FUCKING DID IT! HE CREATED HIS OWN FUTURE, HE BLAZED HIS OWN PATH, AND HE TRULY ASCENDED!
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>>11084388
That shit still makes me laugh.
t. Rinoa
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>>11084388
Post that pic again?
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>>11084406
Congratulations Sonic!
Thanks for hosting!
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>>11084380
>no results
IT WORKED
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HE WENT AT IT FAST, HE WENT AT IT HARD, AND IN THE END, HE WENT ALL! THE! WAY! IT'S TIME FOR MANIA, SO CONGRATULATIONS TO...SONIIIIIIIIC THEEEEE HEEEEEDGEHOOOOOOG!
YOU ARE THE NEWEST GAUNTLET CHAMPION!
Your prize will be out as soon as the network's writer's strike is over!
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>>11084368
At the very least I was able to amass a good kill count. As always, either result will be met with no resistance on part. Second or first is the same to me.
>>11084406
So a state between winning and losing? Second place but still "winning" in that way? Such a thing can only be called nonsense.
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>go to synctube
>seth is there alone
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DISTRICT 10 WITH 9 KILLS, BECAUSE HE 8 UP THE COMPETITION!
G-Get it?
...
G-Good night, and good luck out there, everyone!
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>>11084434
Congratulations, best hog.
Kill yourself, Asswhore, you autistic fucking undertale faggot.
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>The Summary plays as the credits roll.
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>>11084434
Thanks for the game.
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>>11084434
Why do you type in all caps? Your games aren't even exciting.
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>>11084323
Hmm. So ye be not from here? I see!
>He throws his sword high up into the air, leaving only a pointing hand in the sky.
Young maiden! Ye arest welcome here as long ye be not the cause of debauchery. Meant to inspire fear, mine armor doth! Yoshimitsu doth not wear it for comfort!
>>11084434
Someone faster than I? Impossible! I shalt match this hog's speed but for now, I willst congratulate him! Ye hath mine thanks for hosting this bout!
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>>11084434
>>11084444
And I suppose a thanks for hosting too.
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>>11084434
YOU CAN RUN
YOU CAN FLY
YOU CAN REACH THE OTHER SIIIIIDE OF THE RAINBOOOOOOW
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>>11084426
>>11084455
>>11084462
>>11084472
No problem! Thank you all for playing! If there's another host, they can go now!
>>11084457
Why not?
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>>11084434
Thankaranya and thank you for the hosto bosto xd
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>>11084438
His ghost has come to haunt us.
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>>11084499
>HE LEFT AFTER I POSTED THAT
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>Hosting for ungrateful shitters
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>>11084478
>The only well received sonic game in a long while had to go back to 16 bit
I fear for the future of sega even more so now.
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>>11084444
>He claps and applauds
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What's the minimun amount of pics needed for an ava?
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>>11084434
Thankaranya for hosto bosto and congrats to the blue alien!
>>
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Don't come back seth, kill yourself
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>>11084516
One for entry, one for swapping, one for if you win, one for if you die. 4.
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>>11084517
She said it again XD
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>>11084516
One
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>>11084497
>>11084510
>>11084517
Thank you guys for being here, too!
>>11084516
I've made do with 20 before.
>>11084507
Anon, that's a bad blanket statement. More than enough people are grateful for a host, no matter who it may be.
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>>11084516
>>11084525
This
Or 25 if you want a serious answer
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>>11084517
Look at me guys Xddddd
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please come back seth
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>>11084525
Goddammit dude
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>>11084381
>leaving out Karen
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KILL YOURSELF SETH
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>>11084508
Have you seen the level design for Classic Sonic in Forces?
Fuck that shit, nigga. The music for Green Hill Zone is shit, too.
>>
KILL
YOURSELF
VERT
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>>11084556
Kill yourself black knight
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>>11084556
He asked for examples
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>>11084566
I have a bad feeling of forces in full force myself, but if this does well, which it should since mania looks great. Then Sega may just get it in their minds to stay in 16 bit and not try and improve itself.
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Who are the worst hosts?
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>>11084607
>A Sonic Generations 2 but all the levels are just in 16 bit, no Modern Sonic to be seen
Horribly wrong or amazingly right?
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>>11084628
All of them.
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>>11084628
You.
There's your namedrop. That's why you asked this question, didn't you?
Don't reply, of course it is. It's all the purpose you have behind those fucking shitty questions.
You don't actually care about the content of the replies you'll get and even less care about it creating any sort of remotely interesting debate.
Hell, you're probably going to samefag a reply to your question too, because nobody with an IQ over 40 is actually interested in your shitty fucking meaningless anonymous question that's only here to fill the purpose of getting your shitty fucking namedrop.
So, stop. Just stop. Nobody fucking cares about shitty anonymous fucking questions.
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>>11084628
Guts, Baron, and Kamina are absolute shit.
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>>11084628
Crendor
Red
Grimes
Lenny
Bolin
Yin
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>>11084462
>Lum's eyes follow the sword upwards until it disappears, and becomes visibly worried when it doesn't come back down
I-I'll keep your warnings in mind, but it's not like I came here to cause any trouble like that.
Hey, I just remembered I left my oven on, so I better go take care of that, you know? See you around.
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>walks inside the thread naked
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>>11084655
I wish I was that tree.
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>>11084675
>kills
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>>11084675
Erm...h-hello there, dearie. You appear to be lacking...something.
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>>11084677
lum has nice assets desu
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>>11084628
Kamina overall.
I would say Grimes, but it's atleast a little bit entertaining.
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