[HG] Murderous Games 255 Part II
>>11080449
DAY FIVE
Hoshi and Yotsuba nobly team up to break Francis out of his extended vacation at the grandiose high end hotel.
The mere presence of Pandemonium just ruins the vibe of a swell fella.
The LeMatt is a pretty cool gun. It's a bit old to be used on the frontier and well, it's design is terribly flawed, but hey who wouldn't want to blasticate someone with a revolver that's also a shotgun?
>>11080532
>What the hell do you even talk about with a dinosaur? The meteor? His favorite prehistoric era? Which Jurassic Park was better, the book or the movie?
>You ask the Jurassic Park question.
>>11080532
>>11080391
>>11080520
I don't know who summoned that foot abomination into our army - Just because it has the demon aesthetic doesn't we've got to accept freakshows rejects.
I hope your gun canon is well polished Ahri. Everything's resting on your shoulders.
>>11080532
Something tells me this game isn't going to end well...
>>11080532
I was beginning to think you two had gotten lost.
>>11080532
>[REGISTEEL used Rock Polish!]
^^^
>[REGISTEEL's Speed sharply rose!]
>>11080524
>(Adachi can vouch for me if you'd like)
>>11080532
Only the most brave warriors can handle the physical stress of this game. Not even Gods and entities can overcome the ever lasting sorrow that it comes when they lose in this game. That's why only true winners, true combatants can... Kick the can.
>>11080532
Leave, quick!
>>11080520
The alternative would be punching them myself to show them I'm not as weak as they think, but I can't do that.
So why don't you tell them you saw me kick some guy so hard he saw the curvature of the Earth?
>>11080532
I should just stop playing around with guns...
>>11080603
>4chan telling me to leave
Okay I know when I'm not wanted
>>11080532
Really? Don't cross the line? And what'll happen if I do?
>>11080609
I can do that. I could tell them you punched another guy so hard he lost all of his blood. Instantly!
>>11080532
16 tributes remain.
Neutral: 5
Monochrome: 5 -> 4
Bullet Club: 3 -> 2
Pandemonium: 2
Good Vibes: 2
FREEBIRDS: 1
NIGHT FIVE
>when the cabbage jokes so bad you make people aspire to kill you
I think that's a victory in itself. Instead of making a joke that's actually funny you've made the most humor deprived combination of English words ever spoken by anyone on this Earth. Congratulations.
Hoshi becomes separated from Yotsuba, during their search, but he finally locates Francis and begins to "rescue" him from his horrible fate. Unfortunately during the struggle on of them manages to stumble out of a window and die.
>>11080449
Ah, how the mighty have fallen, perhaps this little tune shall lighten me up for now.
>Ridley wanders along the outskirts of the small-town, blowing into his small harmonica while walking a good distance away from the current scene.
>>11080553
Ah yeah, those were better times I tell ya. I played as a stunt double for those other hotshots, not the brightest of things but it certainly was tons of fun.
>>11080636
>That fucking Araragi event
>>11080636
>>11080654
Canon as fuck.
>>11080636
I guess I'm sort of responsible of that... How many sleepless nights have you spent because of me Ahri?
>>11080636
>A man willing to kill over not liking the greatest cabbage joke ever conceived is a man you do not want to toy with. You leave immediately.
>>11080639
>Oh, so he can talk. That's one doubt out of your mind.
>Curious now, you ask about how it feels being on the set of a movie. You've always had aspirations of being on the silver screen.
>>11080636
Alright... So Nii-chan you have to read all of this in less than an hour.
>Karen grabs a bunch of documents out of nowhere and drops them right in front of his desk. The amount of papers are incredible, enough to break the desk and the papers go flying all around the room.
>>11080636
Everything here is so noisy even in the dead hours of late night.
>>11080557
Oh you know I enjoy polishing my gun. One has to keep your weapon clean and ready for any situation, you never know when you'll need it.
>>11080636
Sleep? Sleep? What is sleep? Sleep is for the WEAK!
>She throws her cup across the room.
ONLY LOSERS NEED SLEEP!
>Ahri giggles uneasily as she gets up and runs out.
>This is probably the first time the fox girl has had coffee.
>>11080667
You know... That's a good question actually. I've lost count by now.
>>11080635
Oh, that's a good idea! They are kind of stupid, so I'm sure they will believe anything you say to them.
>>11080636
>>11080678
> Koyomi looks at the title of some of the documents dropped infront of him
I don't want to read any of that, and you shouldn't read them either, you could find some horrible things in there.
>>11080636
THE
FEAST
Although, it probably won't as interesting as I want it to be. I'll let the feast speak for itself while I go grab myself a glass of water.
Don't kill each other or anything horrible at the feast while I'm away, tributes.
You're all fucking cancer
I'm going to bed now. I love you.
>>11080724
Rooting the cancer kitsune now.
What's going on my dudes!
>>11080724
>kills the host
>>11080724
I knew Tsukihi's knife was going to be useful sooner or later!
>>11080738
>>11080742
>>11080744
>>11080420
>>11080370
>Monoko lets out a brief wail of despair, flailing her arms in worry.
>Monoe, on the other hand, keeps smiling a composed, smug smile, staring right at the man.
You can hardly blame me, can you?
>>11080532
Oh, don't worry, we don't weigh much. Isn't that right, Monoko?
>"Basically nothing!"
>>11080724
>You spend the day improving your cabbage joke. Eight chairs, maybe?
>>11080724
Are the steaks for living people only...? What do the dead get to eat? I'm still here. I would like to be served.
>>11080724
>Silently roots for Ahri to claim the win.
>>11080718
They'll believe anything?
>>11080724
You're a good man, I think if I show your sisters your body they can't use you as a punching bag any more!
>Beating him to death takes some time though.
O-okay... Starting to regret this choice... BUT... I can fix it. Don't worry, you'll be good as new in no time!
>>11080705
>>11080724
Yeah actually, leaving and letting you deal with a mess of a faction was just an elaborate plan to make you into the warrior you're now - Totally, a demon would never lie of course-.
Oh and... I'm not sure if I should be angry or happy that this araragi brat killed our foot ally... But since you got the brother, you might as well finish the job, huh?
>>11080718
As my big brother you have the responsibility to read all the documentation that I just found. If you don't want to go ahead and read everything then it means you're breaking the law.
>>11080724
I knew I shouldn't have trusted you, you lying, cunning fox!
>>11080747
*dies*
>>11080724
DAY SIX
Remember when Ichigo spared you life earlier Ahri? Well believe it or not he's actually pretty indecisive so he's come back to try and kill you again. But I'm sure you can use your feminine charms to talk him out of it again. Right?
Whenever there's a feast there's almost always an arena, sometimes. I'll let you connect the dots here.
ARENA EVENT COMING UP
>>11080724
>performs a super secret anti-jinx ritual
>>11080677
Well, this guy with the weird sun visor tells you to act like yourself, he gives you some advice on how to improve and yada-yada. It can get a little tiring after sometime though. Don't get me started on that Cg-eye nonsense..
>>11080724
Looks like we'll be having a shooting star flyby any minute now.
>>11080813
>Whenever there's a feast there's almost always an arena, sometimes.
hmmmmm almost as if it's at random
>>11080817
>>11080813
M-Maybe I should stop with magic
>>11080813
>Monoe is already sitting there outside of the cell itself, waiting. Meanwhile, Monoko is slowly rattling a pair of tin cups across the bars.
>>11080813
Bullets are literally flying everywhere. Even if I'm a transparent ghost, I reflexively hit the deck at the smallest sound of a gun popping off.
>>11080797
Come on. You can always trust me. I said I'd get them to stop treating you like a punching bag after I spoke to them. I didn't mention that I'd do you in first, that's all.
>>11080813
Oh hey. Fancy meeting you here again. How's Li--
O..Oh... I've got red on me.
>>11080841
>>11080813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI
>>11080859
Weak.
>>11080859
>Is lifted into the air
>>11080859
>Monochome victory
Dropped.
>>11080859
One good turn deserves another, doesn't it?
>>11080859
>>11080873
Waiiiit a minute here.
>>11080813
>You're a tad surprised the freelance girl teamed up with you. You wonder what her motive is as you two flee with your teammates in tow. Maybe, she, too wants to join Monochrome!
>You preach the WORD OF MONOCHROME to Karen. An impressive feat while one is running through the desert.
>>11080818
>CGI? What in tarnation is CGI? You make several guesses. Cool Guys in India? Cold Geyser Iodine? Cloudy Glasses with Ice?
>>11080859
>Suddenly, you and your compatriots are lifted high in the sky by a tornado! You're flung hundreds of feet into the air before you start falling, but miraculously, you survive by landing on something soft and noisy. You don't dare look down to see what it was, opting instead to get up and run the hell away.
>>11080859
official theme song for the remaining slides:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>>11080859
YES!
>>11080898
BUSTED
>>11080790
I take it back! They won't believe anything coming from the woman who beat their beloved big brother with a plate!
>>11080792
Which law says I have to read all that? That should stay buried forever, put them back where you found them right now.
>>11080859
So.... Monochrome and their souless robots won?
Devilish.
If they didn't look so lame I'd almost root for them
>>11080906
>Namely, Cantown. All of it.
>>11080859
>[TORNADO used Twister!]
> > >
>[It's not very effective...]
>((I had to go for a sec))
>>11080898
What?
>>11080906
It looks like the remaining members of this little team will prove just how strong their bonds of friendship really are by fighting to the death instead of choosing one person to give the victory to.
>>11080929
WHO LIFTED YOU INTO THE AIR. WHO ARE YOU? YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS!
>>11080906
The absolutely NAIL BITING conclusion to this unpredictable game will happen next slide
Just who will win? We don't know. It's anyone's game.
>>11080913
Now now... A show of force, a display of power, it's to be respected! They'll have no choice but to listen to me!
>>11080943
Aw fuck it, rooting Asswhore
>>11080917
>The Scyther looks frustrated at that result...
>>11080913
No can do! Papers, documents are here to be read and this is your job according to the set of rules I just made myself a minute and thirty seconds ago. If you don't follow them you'll be under arrest and grounded! You better follow my orders because I'm a police officer with a pair of handcuffs.
>>11080943
>Oh good Lord it tastes like nothing but overcooked berries.
>>11080941
The twister lifted me into the air. Didn't you see?
>>11080943
Looks like the plot of this story is black and white in the end.
>>11080953
>>11080917
>>11080943
*cough*
Oh, sorry.
>hoists Monochrome flag
>>11080903
Basically, these weird phonies who sit in their office cubicles all-day make these strange pictures on their little boxes and they usually replace us bigger actors, it's tough to find work around Hollywood thanks to those weirdos.
>Come back to see I missed a faction game
>And it was horribly rigged for monochrome
Life isn't supposed to be fun.
>>11080996
You win some and you lose some.
>>11080984
CONGRATULATIONS MAYOR OF CANTOWN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bix44C1EzY
Post the code when this is over.
>Asgore is Kuroko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utb15ibd-lg
>>11080984
These guys don't seem to be very popular. I don't see the reason, however. Anyways, congratulations regardless.
>>11080984
>BANG BANG, SHOOT 'EM UP
>BANG BANG, BLOW YOU AWAY
>IT'S A SHOWDOWN, IN A NO-MAN'S LAND
>FOR A COWBOY, OF THE MODERN DAY
>COME ON, SUNDOWN, DON'T BE HANGIN' ROUND'
>'CAUSE THE COWBOY WILL BLOW YOU AWAY
>>11080984
>[MAYOR used Bullet Punch!]
>[It's super effective!]
>[REGISTEEL fainted!]
...
>>11080953
Yeah yeah but what can you do? Use that frustration to fuel your bloodthirst for next time.
We defeated an army of souless clones once and we'll do it again, NE1, monochrome, it's the same.
>>11081020
Kuroko is Kuroko!
>>11081011
Superior numbers and an abundance of luck. Everybody should have seen this coming.
Thanks for the game.
>>11081011
Thank you all so much for playing!
>>11080948
And what are you going to tell them now, huh? They will never believe that someone who lost to a fox using a plate as her weapon can punch someone so hard they bled out.
>>11080956
You're not a police officer, you idiot, and if mom finds out you stole her handcuffs, you're the one who is going to be under arrest and grounded until you graduate from college.
>>11081015
OXq4R0iG
>>11081044
>>11081020
You what?
>>11081011
>>11081044
>You congratulate yourself and thank the host.
Post music
>>11081011
Well, I must concede, you fought well. Congratulations.
>>11081057
I merely punched harder.
>>11081044
Thank you for hosting!
>>11081011
>>11081044
Congrats buddy, and thanks for the fun.
>>11081059
>>11081044
Thank you for the game. I think you need more gun safety in them, however.
>>11081029
>sits with Astaroth for the time being and waits for the next game.
>>11081011
>>11081044
Thank thank and good job
>>11081011
Congratulations, Mayor!
>>11081044
Thanks for hosting!
>>11081077
Does he kick his legs back and forth?
>>11081044
Thanks for the game. It was fun.
>>11081063
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bNMMnCcx1OQ
no bully
>>11081063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwnrB6yRZKo
>>11081011
Aw dammit! Another lose, kinda hard to win when you're a one lady team but that's no problem!
Congrats on the victory monochrome and thanks for the game Yuno!
>>11081011
>>11081044
>[REGISTEEL used Return!]
>
>>11081044
>Thanks for the game!
>>11081063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXNz9DIQNLo
>>11081063
https://youtu.be/PEnwXYJcSZc
>>11081092
>(Erm...yes?)
>>11081022
>>11081068
>>11081072
>>11081083
>>11081086
>>11081107
>>11081114
>You thank the people who thanked you, too. it only feels right after such a decisive victory for the Monochrome Empire.
>>11081063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNCpo7pSF7s
>>11080906
>Monochrome made to finals
Boring
>>11081059
3 points to Monochrome for winning.
1 more point to Monochrome for controling a factory.
1 point to Gals being Pals for being the first to be eliminated.
1 more point to Monochrome for having the most kills.
>claimed territories must be connected to one of your territories by a road
>Cities cost 1 point
>capitals (marked by stars) cost 4 points
>factories cost 3 points and grant your faction an additional 1 point whenever your faction wins a game.
Rest of the rules are posted on /yga/.
>>11081123
YOU FOOL
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUVE DONE
>>11081152
How many do we have stored?
>>11081068
You don't understand, unless you show them that you "marely punched harder" they won't listen.
>>11081063
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=psSBphsdNAE
Bossfight music
>women are strong because they eat
This fucking commercial is retarded
>>11081152
This is quite the informative map.
>>11081152
ay bih u gin host Anudda Won
>>11081057
But I didn't steal them, I took them for a few minutes. Careful with your mouth, Nii-chan, I'm the one with the handcuffs here and the power of a police officer who enforces Justice.
>>11081174
I think you might like 90s Corrosion of Conformity, if you don't already. Blind is a sick as hell album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhGWYupx3ck
>>11081216
>Hey Mayor how did you pick Monochrome as your faction?
>>11081236
And suddenly I'm completely erect.
>>11081173
Just sit still for a moment.
>There's a camera flash.
Got it! Okay, you can get up again.
>As she waits for the picture to develop, Ahri holds out a hand for the man.
Ahri, pleasure to meet you.
>>11081216
>one minute, twelve seconds in.
Oh shit.
Thanks dude. Definitely gonna give this a listen starting right now
>>11081236
By putting Monochrome in front of his name
>>11081236
>the happiest most innocent girl alive
>wanting to join a faction of despair and bleakness
nice rp
>>11081258
Right? The /co/ art is repulsive but dat cosplay tho
>Hoshi is Star Butterfly
>>11081279
Nah, Star's actually fun to interact with.
>>11081236
Saw a Monochrome ad post in-thread, and the Mayor is basically black and white underneath his rags, so I figured why the hell not?
>>11081255
No problem. Early albums are more hardcore punk and later albums are total groove metal, but Blind is a nice, sludge metal balance.
>>11081288
We get it, you don't like Hoshi
>>11081207
Eeeh? We'll see if she thinks the same when I tell her she had to go to work wtihout a pair of handcuffs becuase you took them for a few minutes so you could pretend being a cop.
>>11081249
Huh? What was that for? If that's part of your plan, you better explain it to me.
>>11081279
>>11081152
>tfw miss my dead faction
Feels bad
>>11081279
He's not
>>11081152
>You suddenly go back to being the MAYOR OF CANTOWN and point to ST. LOUIS on the map. That should be all for now.
>>11081290
No expert but they probably gotta follow certain trends to keep relevance. Somewhere along the way it loses it's identity.
Damn shame.
>>11081331
I miss Warhounds.
>>11081331
>tfw tried to help out DDD's OJ faction
>mfw it really was a samefag faction like anons said
I blame myself.
>>11081341
Ok... This means WAR.
I hope you didn't hold the paper toiler that stands for your sad excuse of an outif... Because I'm gonna burn it and you with it.
>>11081331
I missed when NE1 made everyone legit angry.
>>11081236
pic related
Monochrome is for monochrome people. If you wanna join, you'll need to at least dress in monochrome colors (entry pic).
https://youtu.be/3ODKKILZiYY
Await for the beach game.
>>11081331
rally the people to join your cause
make faction games great again
YOU CAN RISE AGAIN
half of the entires are neutrally aligned but you can change that, get them to fight on your side and bring the fight back to those no good cretins who wiped you out, show them that you're not down for the count just yet
>>11081236
>Wanting to join filler spam faction
>>11081302
That's it! You're grounded, Nii-chan!
>She walks closer with the handcuffs in one of her hands.
Don't resist the arrest or you'll go to prison for violating two of the many Nii-chan rules.
>>11081274
>faction games
>rp
>>11081245
>>11081258
>Lewd
>>11081256
>Funny.
>>11081274
>Looking for a Faction to join. Just asking for formalities sake.
>>11081290
Oh! Well that was kinda anti climatic but I follow your logic! So who's the boss?
>>11081365
>I got Monstar if I choose to I guess.
>>11081341
d o n e
>>11081404
no join as pogba cuz hes black
>>11081352
Well, yeah, Everyone changed in the 90s to fit the groove/nu-metal trends. C.O.C. was no different, but I think they made it work by tinging it with southern metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aaG1UceqDU
>>11081359
>You're back to being the MAYOR OF CANTOWN, being stared down at by one very angry succubus threatening you. She seems very upset, so you make the intelligent decision to run the hell away. You'd rather not be burned alive. You've probably already had that happen here and it was probably the worst way to go.
>>11081404
>You point to your Monochromatic leader: >>11081168
>>11081404
Everyone is joining Monochrome. pls no bandwagon
>>11081341
Congratulations, you've acquired a city full of niggers.
>>11081437
This is the truth you know
>>11081437
>But Pandemonium has Detroit?
>>11081436
I should have joined it..
>>11081389
You can't ground me and you know it...
>starts backing away
Don't come close to me with those things, I'm not getting handcuffed ever again.
>>11081459
You can still join it next time
>>11081459
mami no
>tfw my home has been claimed by Monochrome
>*angery bug noises*
>>11081414
>Ahri's eyes narrow
>>11081424
>His attempt at running away is met with a Kitsune who merely smiles to him.
>It's a very... unsettling one.
Oh, Sorry, was I standing in the way?
>Stepping aside, her vibrant golden eyes are locked onto him.
>>11081485
>Monochrome ads appear on all your electronic displays
>>11081474
Maybe.
>>11081475
I use black and white images. It fits too well. Forgive me.
>>11081485
Nice blog, idiot.
Where's the beach
>>11081489
You really fucking irritate me sometimes. I know you're just running with what you have but god damn.
>>11081485
Good to know you're Best Timezone.
Coast/Mountainfags can go blow themselves.
>>11081485
>my front lawn is monochrome but my backyard is plain
You get used to it.
>>11081499
fuck off
>>11081468
>She stops the moment he starts backing away while she still has the handcuffs on her hands but she puts them away for a second.
Promise me you don't tell anything to mom and I won't use the handcuffs on you... It's the price of the Big Brother crimes you've done until now.
>>11081492
>Scyther has no electronic displays...
>>11081499
>being this anal devastated
>>11081489
>You stammer out a "thank you" to the foxgirl and continue on your quest to reach somewhere other than here as fast as your stubby legs can carry you.
>>11081498
Nice blog, idiot.
>>11081302
Lull you into a false sense of security, knock you out and take pictures of you "Defeated" to show your sisters that they need to listen to me. Something about how I own you now...
If they touch you, they have to answer to me and I'll hit them harder than I hit you.
...Or.. Something...
>>11081404
You should join gals, we got cookies and fun times.
>>11081424
That's a world of difference.
Whatever works though. I'd drink beer to this in the background. Definitely not face punch inducing
>>11081485
Dude, no.
Mama is nu-Tejina.
>>11081513
won't*
>>11081504
>(But Indiana is technically East Coast, anon...)
>>11081514
>the humans in his area do and fall for the propaganda, dressing their pokemon in monochrome colors
>>11081503
*teleports behind you*
*you hear the metal blade of my katana grinding against it's sheath as I pull it out*
don't bullying her...... or else I'll destroy you like the rest.
>>11081533
Are you retarded? Nu-Tejina stopped browsing the thread a month ago
>>11081414
hey yuno can I axe you a question
>>11081536
You are dead to me.
>>11081503
>(I'm..I'm sorry Anon...)
>(How do I irritate you?)
>>11081558
>axes you
A question?
>>11081536
Here in south South Indiana we're on CST
>>11081558
waddup
BEACH WHEN
>>11081563
Ignore him
>>11081552
Now calm down, Lithisto. He ain't hurtin' anybody.
>>11081576
>(Yeah...But I'm in the North part)
>>11081418
>Fucking brilliant!
>>11081424
Thanks!
>>11081436
>Fiiiiiiiine, I'll go bug another faction.
>>11081523
I'm listening....
>>11081513
Add not making stupid rules and fake laws anymore and you've got yourself a deal, she won't hear a thing about it.
>>11081522
That's completely twisted and so not true...
But they are dumb enough to fall for it... Just make sure they buy it, or it you'll just make things get worse.
>>11081576
If I were to join a dead faction (Iron Dogs, Tomomos abyss, NE1, etc) and win, would dead faction in question be revived?
>>11081601
Please do this forever.
>>11081615
you can't join a dead faction
but you can join without a faction. If you then win, you can revive a faction or make your own.
BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH
GAMES!
FIRST 36
>>11081563
You. Your very presence. You make thing unenjoyable for me. I'm not saying you have to do anything about that, but I want you to know that.
>>11081632
Suz
>>11081632
>>11081632
Pandemonium Scyther
>>11081632
Desmond Sycamore
>>11081632
>>11081632
Ichigo Kurosaki
>>11081632
Ash Crimson
>>11081632
>>11081646
>Gascoigne...
>>11081632
Tsuyu
>>11081632
Yuki Sanada
>>11081632
The beach itself
>>11081632
Araragi Karen
>>11081632
Lum!
>>11081615
>Just their capital
>>11081632
Araragi Koyomi
>>11081651
>>11081632
Beavis
>>11081633
>(Even with other characters, or just her? I'm actually curious.)
OH FUCK BEFORE I FORGET
IS LTG REMOVER VISCANT HERE, RIGHT NOW, BY ANY CHANCE
>>11081632
Dragon girl
>>11081632
Kirbooty
>>11081632
Yoshimitsu the Second
>>11081632
Beach Baiken
>>11081632
Reina of the Twin Blades
>>11081632
Monstar Butterfly
>>11081648
>Not a Faction Game dummy.
>>11081646
>>11081648
>>11081651
I don't wanna host this show no more
>>11081632
Foxy rena
>>11081632
Elias Ainsworth
>>11081632
Terriermon
>>11081668
Just Ahri. Everything else is fine.
>>11081601
but.....
*sips ocfee*
ok fine but if he becomes a shitpost or I will have to kill him
*sheaths katana and disspaears into the litho*
>>11081613
Baah you're boring sometimes, Nii-chan. I'll stop making the Big Brother rules if you stop breaking the law. What do you think?
>>11081632
a horsecock
>>11081632
James Murphy
>>11081648
Factions... in my game? It's more than you think!
>>11081686
Well you aren't me, so...
>>11081632
Tomoe Mami
>>11081687
>pets
I MISS GARNET
>>11081632
Eric Andre
>>11081717
>Garnet
>>11081717
Garnet realized how shit this community is.
>>11081632
Shota
>>11081632
Tsunambee
>>11081613
Make sure they buy it? They'll dress for your funeral once I've spoken to them!
>>11081695
>(Noted. Thank you.)
>>11081726
Smart gem.
>>11081717
And I miss Chicken Selects
>>11081729
>>11081632
Comrade Soviet
>>11081717
I miss Warhounds. That was the most fun I've ever had here.
>>11081671
Sigh.
One day.
>>11081717
>>11081676
Ahem...
>>11081726
>>11081632
LIFEGUARD IIDA TENYA
>>11081709
*whistles*
God damn.
>>11081763
B-But anon, I thought Garnet only played cute girls?
The beach ain't filled just yet, bros, keep entering.
>>11081632
Akemi Homura
>>11081632
Bloody bat
>>11081763
OH
>>11081676
Yoshimitsu, your gorgeous mask and chiseled features are too pronounced to ignore. you are without a doubt the most stunningly handsome creature I have ever laid my eyes on.
Please, ship with me.
>>11081757
It was pretty legit
Almost felt like the People's Army from days of yore
>>11081632
Akashi
>>11081707
>>11081682
>(I'm still going to be Pandemonium Scyther at this point, whether or not it's a non-faction game.)
>>11081632
Gigan
>>11081776
A NOISE MARINE
>>11081632
Blake Belladonna
>>11081776
Madoka
>>11081632
Exterminator
>>11081632
Simple Plan
Homura..................................................................
>Junko
>>11081758
>those shoes
>>11081798
Kitty titties!
>>11081717
>I swear you only say this when I am back.
>>11081726
>Just been having a lot of things happening to me right now. But that all stopped in an instant.
>>11081788
Yoshimitsu's beauty beguiles another soul. If ye wish to join mine side, join mine clan!
>>11081789
It was fun for me because I had people to talk to and something I would actually look forward to when coming here.
HOST IT!
COMMENTATE IT!
BUMP IT!
aka I'm bumping it to 48! KEEP ENTERING!
>>11081776
Ahri
>>11081632
Minamoto no Raikou
>>11081826
Scolar Visari
>>11081826
Shitposter KING
>>11081823
No big deal. You can always find a new faction to join.
>>11081792
>Oh! Well my apologies then.
>>11081826
It's shit.
>>11081776
A silvia S13
>>11081826
Wolfgang Grimmer
>>11081811
>I don't judge.
>>11081826
If it may appease you, I will say I am ready, as will everyone else.
>>11081820
You disappoint me at every turn. I don't understand how you manage to do it.
>>11081699
I don't know wjat you're taking about, I've never broken the law in my life.
>>11081730
W-Why would they dress for my funeral? Are you... Are you going to make them kill me?!
>>11081826
Merlina
>>11081823
Too bad SOMEONE had to go and fuck it all up.
Lookin at you fox girl.
>>11081847
I tried that. None of it is the same.
>>11081632
Fighter
>>11081608
Well over here at Gals Being Pals we make sure that you feel like you're joining a group of your good pals to go out and have a good time, unlike monochrome where they run that faction of theirs like some sort of dystopian future, and obviously we don't go around leaving all that grey stuff all over the place, and like I said before, we have a wide range of girl scout cookies you can choose from, such as mint and chocolate, along with other various choices. Plus we have our own talk show, so that's pretty neat.
>>11081865
What? No! They'll just -think- you're dead. Do try to keep up, please.
WHAT'S THAT?!
START THE GAME?
SURE!
>>11081863
S-sorry.
>>11081869
Junko fucked it up though
>>11081884
Begin the game, It is great time for the sand torture test.
>>11081869
>>11081886
Can we not
>>11081876
"This too; shall pass"
>Gives a reassuring series of pats to the shoulder
>>11081876
come back to us ichigo
>>11081884
It took some time, but everything appears to be in order.
>>11081884
Mine latest disguise be foolproof! All shall cower before a shark on land!
>>11081884
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!
>>11081900
>;
>>11081900
It's okay Suz. You couldn't control Ahri or her actions. It's not your fault.
>>11081915
That I did not immediately fry every single circuit is a miracle. I do not expect any more to come my way.
>>11081886
Just like how junkos dad fucked up not having cancer... Hahaha... Am I a good Yosuke clone yet?
>>11081865
But you have! You refused to read the documents and then you refused to let me ground you. Those are two rules you've broke and then you were going to break a third one when you said you wanted to tell mom about me borrowing me her handcuffs! Fortunately I'm here to help you to come back into the light of Justice, Nii-chan. Now stop your evil Big Brother deeds and I'll drop the handcuffs.
>>11081924
Don't nigger my fucking images ever again
>>11081884
>He looks at the wierd blond-haired guy laughing like an idiot, thinking he's trying to communicate with him.
>>11081915
>The Scyther doesn't even know he's wearing a swimsuit...
>>11081882
That's... Better, but how is that going to work? I still live with them, you know? I have to go back home at some point, that will ruin your plan.
>>11081915
Shouldn't we wake him up? We kind of need a lifeguard in here.
>>11081915
>>11081900
It's just been a while. I could always try again but I doubt I'll ever enjoy it as much as I did. The original group was what made it special.
>>11081902
no deal
>>11081944
Nah mate
>>11081944
Spot on.
>>11081915
Well, I don't have a swimsuit of any kind on my person, so perhaps I should practice swimming while fully clothed in case of an emergency.
>>11081936
IT wasn't Ahri it was junko.
Junko's dad..............................
>Cancer
>>11081915
>By helicoptering away with his sword, the ninja hopes to inspire fear with flying sharks.
>>11081944
Bringing Junko's dad up out of nowhere without anyone asking? You did it.
>>11081944
It's actually Bolin you're thinking of.
Is Junko still around these days?
>>11081986
>tfw LF gave Bolin Okabe's Ibuki folder
>>11081962
>>11081964
I-I'm getting mixed messages here...
>>11081915
Listen, when that little JUSTICE babe says that it's too dangerous, then you know it's fucking dangerous!
Someone cage that dragon up!
How does a Kirbooty wear an underwear...
OH SHIT THE BEACH IS EATING PEOPLE!
Nice job Rag-boy, now you get to be flinged to the volcano!
It was a SIMPLE PLAN, Eric.
That robot doesn't have a mouth.... right?
>>11081997
No, but Yosgay and Bolin will have you thinking he is.
>>11081947
Uggh, fine, whatever makes you happy and keeps those things away from me, I'll stop being an evil Big Brother... Is that okay?
>>11081977
Stay with us
>>11082005
Why would he do that?
>>11081924
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M94ii6MVilw
>>11081961
Nothing wrong with that. Hey, it was good while it lasted.
Don't dwell too much on the past stuff. You'll miss what's in front of you you know.
>>11082005
>mfw LF
Little Faggot
>>11082009
Just let me get a few nibbles in. Those won't hurt too much.
>>11081997
We know her dad isn't.
>>11081982
Nice, on my way to becoming my idol.
>>11081986
But I wanna be cool, like Yosuke.
>>11082009
Another rousing game of volleyball then? I'd be glad to participate if you all would have me, though I can't play around for long.
>>11082020
Because he gave the potato boy all of Junko's ava folders. Which include the Ibuki folder Okabe gave to Junko.
>>11081967
But who agreed to it? Ahri did.
She ruined the first faction game and she'll ruin this one too fucking screenshot this.
>>11082009
>He hangs six like a pro despite not knowing how to surf, surprising even himself.
>>11081948
>being a suzcuck
You've changed, piccolo shitposter.
The thing about dead dads is like
Sooner or later we'll all have one
>>11082009
Suz, want to help with the Kalashnikov sand testing? I have a spare one right behind me if you want to test with me.
>>11082021
If I wasn't I probably would've stopped coming here. In fact I did for a while but then I just felt like coming back.
>>11082042
On it
>>11082052
Not if I die, first.
Checkmate.
>>11082009
They just had a SIMPLE escape PLAN.
Such a salty cock...
James you fucking better cover up.
Seriously! Does that robot have a mouth?!
Merlina is Merleaning on death.
This is the worse hula group, only saving factor is that you have Star in it.
JESUS LIFEGUARD! YOU KILLED THE CHILD! IT WAS A PRANK, BRO!
Don't fuck the booty-face-ball!
Bloody hell, Bloody Bat!
Yoshi-long-name gets to join the Wu-tung clan in HELL!
>>11082009
Yooooooooo!
>At some attempt at a mating call, the fish-dressed ninja hopes to fellow sharks for his cause.
>>11082015
>Why wouldn't I?
>>11081957
>Ahri leans forward and gently pats him on the head.
I'm sorry, but it looks like you'll have to live off the land from now on. I'll pack a bag for you while I'm at your house. Don't worry!
>I have to go, I'm sorry, But it was nice talking to you!
>>11081717
I miss Vader
>>11082009
Y-You've got to be kidding me... I shouldn't have won that stupid contest in the first place! Looks at that girl! She's so cute! She should have won!
>>11082081
I miss Shorty
>>11082052
>rapes
>>11082009
I don't know why I didn't think of this before, nudity is the number 1 draw on late night televis- oh shit.
>Thwak
>>11082009
>>11082057
Fuck that! Get the camera
>>11082067
Think about your unborn child
>>11082052
It just so happens Junko has one now.
>>11082067
>No parent should ever have to bury their child.
>>11082071
>The droid doesn't have a mouth but he's revived anyways. He sits up in the sand, shakes his head a few times, and looks at Minamoto.
That was uncalled for.
>>11082071
>Yes...it was just beach things...and n-nothing else...
>>11082071
>>11082071
This may be a bit arrogant of me, but I'm curious to see if this will actually attract attention from some sort of authoritative figure.
>>11082060
Is it all you hoped it would be?
>>11082093
I do. He'd just grow up to be a fucking loser, anyway. I'm doing him a favor.
>>11082071
Curses! Drats! Damnation!
>Unlike real sharks, Yoshi's costume was really flimsy.The cartoonish shenanigans damaging him further and further until he was out.
And mine name is not long!
>>11082076
Or we can forget about your stupid plan and I can go back home to get punched and kicked and whatever, that's still better than becoming a hobo.
>Alright, see ya.
>>11082109
How many pushups can you do Suzie-pie?
>>11082109
Coming back? Kinda. Of course I missed some things and felt like I was left out, but it's nice to be back.
>>11082099
I hope this world war kicks off so we can all have dead dads and be miserable together.
>>11082103
>Theoden
I was literally just thinking this
>>11082112
Without proper guidance, probably.
>>11082071
Yeah star, you go break that totalitarian system that disguises itself in being with the "people"!
That's a robot, jackass! it doesn't have eyes!
Woflgang's the man!
James, tell him to put on some FUCKING clothes!
The beach has clothes? Oh! Seashells, I get it!
Fucking NERD, wearing a life-jacket!
Don't be a dick to Ich- Wait he didn't give me my star pic, KEEP BEING A DICK TO ICHI!
That's not a chest, your SIMPLE PLAN failed to show you that the chest was indeed...A BOOTY!
And our Foxy mama is Foxy dead!
>>11082136
I hope Junkos mother remarries just so he can have a second dead dad.
>>11082136
No, I'm saying without a doubt that he would be. I'd see to it.
>>11082140
>Scyther uses Sand-Attack!
>But it failed...
>>11082140
>>11082156
>The droid wipes the sand off his face before turning to the host's vantage point
If I didn't have eyes how could I operate? Really, you must think about these things.
>>11082140
To think I didn't even bother searching for one of these when I first arrived... What an embarrassing oversight.
>>11082152
Who's grave is that?
>>11082140
Heh, good thing he's just a filler, or I'd probably have to do something really embarrassing right now.
>>11082152
I'm dying.
>>11082162
Izaya's heterosexuality.
>>11082162
It's Junko's Dad's XD
>>11082140
Don't ask questions like that, Rag-girl.
You are gonna split our balls open, you big massive mantis!
A Red communist draws tits.
Come and join us, Lum, come and join us!
This is why having bigger tits is better than having modest ones, Suz!
Eric is salty...
Odd how the salt seems to always be at the bottom.
>>11082162
Yours, soon.
>>11082140
>>11082168
>James lowers his sunglasses and looks into Eric's eyes.
Get naked, realize this is all pointless in the grand scheme of things, but make the best of it while you've got it.
Go do something crazy.
What's crazy? That's up to you.
>>11082162
Something, Something, Junkos dad.
>>11082171
Hopefully not of cancer.
>>11082198
>He's having a ball (pun intended) trying to headbutt the ball, which is pretty much the only he can do without slicing and popping it...
>>11082215
Who do I look like, Junkos dad?
Otou-san.........................................
>Junko
>>11082198
There we go. Having fun is important, but safety should always come first.
>Prof. Sycamore
You know what I could go for right about now?
A nice big cock.
>LF
Umm...what the fuck? It is NOT funny to joke about death?? I hope you see a doctor you sick freaks.
You disgust me.
>>11082198
The flying bee wins over the lifeguard and the guy who hasn't giving me stars yet.
FEMALE NERD GETS TRASHED (FATAL) (GONE SEXUAL)
You should of listened to the skeleton-goat-demon-abs-abrahamloving-donkeykong-guy!
I'd raid Ash's booty instead, because that woman is sadly flat.
Damn it Aron.
A-
Oh....
New thread coming up!
>>11082259
Hoshi and Junko used to ERP until he found out she was type-cucking him behind his back.
He is still perpetually asshurt about it.
Why waste your time shitposting someone who's not around? You should better shitpost one of the avafags here.
>>11082131
Just took a mock PT test the other day. 56 in sixty seconds.
>>11082152
Yeah man. Death is super hilarious.
>>11082134
Time marches on. Welcome back at least.
>Suz