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theta is a thota

>>11067376
Ocean man?

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>>11067376
Night time is best time, it's when all the fun happens.
>>11067333
"Wow really you think?"
>>11067373
"That's gonna be a ton of steel polish..."

>>11067390
thot

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>>11067376
I'm fond of sunsets, personally...
>>11067373
>Sparklion is achy but okay.
"Oww. I'm osay."

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>>11067251
"I don't believe for a fuckin' second that you're past puberty. And I ain't "him" - whoever the fuck that is - so suck it up."
>He does a quick smell check, grabbing a white lock of hair and sniffing.
>Smells like wine, just like always.
"Is my money botherin' you, brat? Here, lemme just fix that real quick..."
>Romano stuffs the money in the V of his top, kept in place by his belt
"There, happy?"

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>>11067376
Night, not too fond of the sun.

>>11067396
This as well.

"Thankfully I ordered a batch of polish I want to test today."

>>11067404
>Hugging tightly
"We won, and better, look over there."
>Pointing in MAG's direction

>>11067367
(This was a really good plot, thank you)

awaken

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>>11067458
"Oh, wow!"
>Starstruck sparklion
>He stares up at the newly-evolved MAG, amazed.
"Imressive... very impressive, my mriems."

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>>11067300
"Well.... There aren't any triangle islands in Oblivia."
>He turns the map this way and that, trying to find any writing or other secrets.

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>>11067437
>Damien gives a shrug, pulling a twenty out, his expression more serious.
"If I put some more in there will you strip?"

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>>11067555
>THE DICE GIVETH
>THE DICE TAKETH AWAY
>The wind rips the map from his hands, depositing it in the water
>Giorgo shrieks like a woman who's seen a mouse
"Perché questo accade sempre?"

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>>11067536
"HmmmMMmzzzrmm!"
>It seems to be a greeting

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>>11067536
"Heh, now I just need to get the proper TMs"
"How about we go back home, my friend?"

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>>11067555
>>11067618
>Floyd facepalms, pulling the map out of the water and plopping it on the ground.
>He looks at the now runny map to his pokenav and back.
"...Giorgo?"

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>>11067619
>Low mrowing.
"Good to meet you too, MAG. Your new Evolution is quite impressive."
>>11067632
"Mmmhmm. Yes, mrease, Sev."

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>>11067579
"Not for just twenty."
>Goth cop slides the wine over, reaching for the bill
"But it does get you the rest of my wine."

>>11067659
thot

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>>11067658
"Si? What is it?"
>Giorgo looks like someone just kicked his dog in front of him.

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>>11067727
>Floyd walks over, giving him a pat on the back.
>He gives Giorgo the expression of someone who recently came to terms with death.
"We're going to Birth Island."
>The pokenav shows a blip in the vague area Floyd thinks the map leads to.

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>>11067659
"Then lets get going. If you need a stop at the pokecenter, just say it"
"By the way, your speech has improved a lot, I can understand you most of the time."

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>>11067695
>The cash is handed over as he snags the wine.
>He sits back, taking a sip.
"What's it going to run me to get you naked?"

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>>11067759
"I distinctly recall you saying "Hey, we aren't going to Birth Island because we'll die."."
>He glances back and forth from the Pokenav to Floyd
"Do you have a solution for the "death" problem?"

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>>11067768
"I'm omay. All I mree' is res'."
>Beaming sparklion, picking up the zapmouse and if desired, the fairypupper as well.
"Le's sail 'ome."

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>>11067659
"Hmmz!"
>Something akin to an affirmation

>>11067768
"Hrmmmclick."

>>11067864
dad

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>>11067861
"You're gonna have to teach me how to talk human one of these days."

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>>11067801
"Nnnnot really."
>Floyd looks over a few Deoyxs articles before it hits him.
"Wait. I've got it."
>The Tentacruel is let out and Floyd hops on, it lifting him and him disappearing onto the deck.
>It glares at Giorgo, offering the same thing.

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>A Skarmory flies overheard
>The Nerd gives it an extended look

>>11067861
"Lets take it slow and steady."
"How are you dealing with the water now, by the way?"
>Last post digit to the dock +3 , in posts

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>>11067789
>Romano leans back, arms folded behind his head
"$800 in cash, three sources that prove you aren't secretly 12 or some shit, and a location."
>They're probably earning a couple of weird looks by now.

>>11067939
>Deep breathing, and rubbing up against the nerd.
"Mrervous... a mri'l vit mervous."
>>11067896
>Back to pokespeak.
"It's not easy. I've considered looking into artificial options to expand my vocal range, to be quite blunt."

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>>11067989
( f u g )

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>>11067917
>Giorgo flashes the Tentacruel a smile, hopping on to follow Floyd
"You've got what?"

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>>11068024
>Floyd comes out with two sets of scuba gear, handing Giorgo the mask and tank.
"Self contained oxygen supply. Deoxys apparently kills via contact or through air transmission."
>He leans out the door, returning the Tentacruel.
"But, caveat is we can only go about twenty minutes before we get light headed."

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>>11067971
>Damien shrugs, taking another sip of the wine.
"I could probably do that. Your house?"

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>(Looks like it is slow time again)

>>11067989
>Speedboat reached
"Just a bit? That's still better than before."
"All aboard, I'll try to go fast but without nauseating everyone."

>Last post digit + 5, in minutes
>Last pst digit

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>>11068063
"Alright, so we explore twenty minutes, head back to the boat, rinse and repeat, right?"

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>>11068208
"Basically, uh... You know how to wear one?"
>He checks the amount left, while he starts the boat toward birth island.
>Odd = 40 minutes for both.
>Even = 60.
>Dubs = 80.

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>Docked back at the base (formerly oil rig)
"Faster than last time".

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>>11068306
"Much better on my stomach too."

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>>11068149
"You're okay with that price? Well, fuck."
>He stands up, tucking the cash into his pocket where it rightfully belongs.
"Fine. You get to be the first one to see my new apartment. Let's go."

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>>11068314
"I agree wholeheartedly."
>>11068306
"Yesss, very. Very vast, very smoom."

.Sparklion: walk in, flop down on the first solid deck he reaches.

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>>11068281
"... no. No, I do not."

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>>11068314
"The water was much smoother this time."

>>11068349
>Watching the zapcat flop
"I don't think the services deck is a good place to rest."

(I really should draw a map of the place)

>>11068406
do it

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>>11068340
>Damien lingers a moment, loosening the salt shaker's top and following after him.
"Are you just doing this for the cash, Leone?"

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>>11068406
>Flopcat: get up.
"Ahhh. I see. I 'ave a mreshun alout smeaving. Vomal rrrrame."

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>>11068397
>Floyd finishes with the controls, nodding,
"Sorry, going to have to sacrifice your beautiful hair for this, Giorgo."
>The tank is inserted into a backpack as Floyd pulls a few of the weights off.
"You put the backpack on and then the mask. Make sure it's tight enough that it's uncomfortable first and then loosen it. Since we're on land you're going to have to manually open the regulator."
>The small device leading from the mask to the tank is gestured to.
"Twist the knob. If done right you can breathe and not die."

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>>11068479
"Up, and to the living quarters."

>>11068419
(Soon, maybe tomorrow)

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>>11068543
>The Luxray makes it up to the living quarters...
>And then flops out and falls asleep.
>Cats, am I right?

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>>11068577
>Dubfail.
"Sweet dreams."

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>>11068452
>Can Romano locate an apartment he's never been to by memory?
>Probably not.
"Yes. Morals are easily corrupted in the face of money."
>He makes a point of not looking at Damien, focusing on the map app on his phone.

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>>11068577
>Resist the temptation to flop alongside and walk the few metres needed to flop in own bed

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>>11068630
>His voice shifts back to that peppy happy adult as he pokes a finger into his side.
"Is that why you became a cop?"

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>>11068542
"Okay, I think I understand."
>He undoes his bangs, huffing as the curls immediately fall in front of his face. Pushing the hair back, he proceeds as instructed - bag first, tightened and adjusted.
>The mask stays around his neck for now, waiting until they hit land to put it on.

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>>11068717
>The poke earns you a questioning glance, but not much else.
"I wanted to make a difference."
>Romano doesn't elaborate further, busying himself with the door.
"Welcome to my cheap ass apartment."
>It's pretty empty, considering he hasn't had a chance to settle yet.

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>>11068822
"Cheap? It's not bad. Hahaha, I wrecked my place."
>He walks inside, making mental notes of his potential escape routes.
"So, you're up on me at least. Heheheheh."

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>>11068762
>Floyd snorts.
"Remind me do dye my hair blonde and we can go in a contest as brothers."
>The ship lurches a bit and Floyd goes to slow it down as they approach birth island.
"I don't see Deoxys anywhere on there..."

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>>11068951
"Give it a week, I'll have three smashed bottles or some shit."
>He gets to work on loosening the top, going the whole mile and slowly unlacing it. It'll be a bitch to redo later, but a strip is a strip.
"Take a seat or somethin', havin' you just stand there is awkward as fuck."

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>>11068972
"I thought you weren't into contests?"
>The lurch almost knocks Giorgo on his ass, the blonde catching himself on the railing
"Maybe it's hiding?"

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>>11069022
>Damien grabs a seat, counting out 800$ and watching.
"Do you do this for everyone?"

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>>11069042
"Not going to lie, you got me into them. Plus my pokemon aren't exactly battle ready."
>Floyd leans off the railing of the deck, watching the island.
"I think its somewhere to the southwestern side.

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>>11069079
"Nope. I keep the price high to drive people off. Been a while since I last did this."
>How the fuck does he get out of this top?
>Romano works on pulling the top off over his head. It's a challenge. Leather isn't the most friendly thing ever.
>Let it be known that Leone Romano is pale as fuck and covered in scars. Stab wounds, slashes, gun shots, and plenty of bites, burns, and claw marks from Pokemon.

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>>11069144
"Glad I can help. Maybe we can make a fabulous duo."
>He fiddles with the mask on his neck, bringing it up to his face
"How much longer?"

i want to see the ayy and the birb kiss

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>Pack stuff and get ready to move to Hoenn.
Today's going to be a long day, how is everyone?

ocean man

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>>11072427
i am pretty fine

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>>11072950
At least you seem to be enjoying yourself.

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>>11073035
kinda

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>>11073103
Try finding a hobby or something you like?

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>>11072427
I'm doing well! Just about to go for a swim, how are you?

i want to see my dad

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>>11073833
hello kiddo
wait, i don't have kids

>>11073833
Hey jimbo

>>11073833
i want to see my dad
in a morgue

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>>11073833
Yeah... I know the feeling.
Wanna talk about it?
>>11073924
Been there, done that, got the damn T-shirt.
Worst day of my life.

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>>11073406
Moving is a bit much but it's quite peaceful.

>>11073841
Don't jinx it.

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>>11073833
Dads are for chumps.

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>>11074099
i guess, but the last time i checked i didn't bring any offspring to this world

i want to suck C's girl dick

>>11074640
>polishing sounds in the background

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>Project "Model-02" has commenced
>Aiming for something commercially viable this time

>>11073924
I doubt I'd even show up for a last goodbye.

>>11074022
My condolences.

>>11074696
Nit the time yet for polishing, anon.

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>>11074800
Thanks.
I know Dad wasn't the greatest guy, he did some things he wasn't proud of, but he cared, if that makes any sense.
Even with his job, there were lines he wouldn't cross, and he gave a damn about family.
I... it's still a little raw.
>>11074640
I don't know if there's a 'C' here, Anon, but best of luck with that.

>>11075101
Don't post about your murderer family, orrean scum, lest the IP decides to "take you in for questioning."

>>11075101
What happened with your dad?

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>>11075127
How many times to I have to say it? We don't arrest Orreans on just being from Orre.

>>11075101
Mind if I ask what happened with your father?

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>>11075127
My dad wasn't a fucking murderer, idiot, and neither am I. Now go choke down some rancid chow or whatever you do when you're not picking fights.
>>11075171
>>11075206
It was... fuck... He took his own life. Self-inflicted knife wound.
Things were going to shit, and I... I don't think he saw any other way out.

Thanks for standing up for me, by the way, Officer.

>>11075127
that is pretty rude to say to anyone

I need some advice about something here. My Zorua and Pichu have been fighting for the past few days, and I don't know why. They're okay when I'm around to keep an eye on them, but I always come back to them growling and yapping at each other. Are they sick? Is there something they need?

>>11075258
Are they both male?

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>>11075247
(forgot pic)

>>11075206
You fucking should.

>>11075224
Shut the fuck up. I'm sure you have blood on your hands.
Like the rest of your kind. How much money have you made selling your virginity?

>>11075247
Bite me.

>>11075265
I don't know. actually. I just picked them up from my aunt as a birthday gift a week or so ago. How do I check?

>>11075291
That's not nice, you know. Are you okay? Is there a reason why you're angry at everyone?

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>>11075291
i don't want any disease

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>>11075127
>>11075291
What is your damn problem?

>>11075224
Damn, of all the ways to go he took the most painful one. Things must have been really bad.

>>11075258
Sounds like some kind of rivalry.

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>>11075224
Sorry to hear that. Best to keep going.

>>11075291
I'll bite, what's your reasoning?

>>11075311
Besides the fact I lost a family member to a "mystery orrean killer"?

>>11075333
Whatever.

>>11075342
Read up.

>>11075350
It's a trashheap filled with killers and sociopaths.
Anyone that comes out of there has some kind of secondary agenda.

>>11075342
That sounds like something it could be. How can I fix it if that's the problem?

>>11075368
I'm sorry that you lost someone, but you shouldn't be mean to other people. That'll only make more people mad. And... mad people do bad things.

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>>11075291
You sound like a Kantonian-supremacist crossed with a drunk Unovan roughneck.
It's not worth my time to chase after you, I've got work to do here in Kalos.

>>11075342
>>11075350
Y-yeah... This was during the meteor scare, you know? I don't blame him, it's... fuck. I wish I could have said more of a goodbye.

>>11075368
Huh. That explains the attitude, but you really shouldn't take it out on strangers.

>>11075311
Pick them up and look between their legs, if they're dudes they should have a sack and sheathe.

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>>11075368
you are all sunshines and rainbows, huh

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>>11075368
If we're naming off the trash heaps with killers and sociopaths Kanto and Johto alone have a higher murder and death rate than Unova, hell than Castelia.
Sending ten year olds into the wilderness isn't the greatest idea.

>>11075410
Hell, you could talk to one of those ghost specialists. I think Morty posts here sometimes.

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>>11075368
My condolences as well but that is not really enough to bash a whole region, is it? Stereotypes aside.

>>11075410
That meteor made us all behave weirdly. At least it was a good excuse to get real productive.

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>>11075461
Maybe... maybe.
>>11075530
Yeah, it did. I'm glad it's gone, though. Dad wouldn't have wanted me to just shut down now, you know? I've got to keep going.

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>>11075461
I heard my name
What do you want?

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>>11075574
Good luck with whatever you do.

>>11075576
Official IP business. I'm going to need your nudes in the next thirty minutes for investigation.

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>>11075593
Ok
>You have received a zip folder!
Nothing special in there
Was that seriously what you were looking for?

>>11075423
They are both girls. Is that a problem? I don't think it should be. Maybe they're just not used to living here. I don't know. They're nice to me and my family. They just bicker a lot to each other.

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>>11075637
>Somewhere an IP member chokes on his soda.
I just saw my life flash between your legs.
...Before my eyes.
The Orrean chick, talk to her. I'm going to go look at murder files to cleanse my mind.

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>>11075766
Alright then
Have fun """"""""""''looking at murder files""""""""""""""
>>11075574
Through the magic of clairvoyance I have determined you are the "Orrean chick"
Is this right?
>He's lying, he just ctrl+f'd "Orre"

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>>11075593
Going to do some freelance work to keep food on the table, then see about what I can do from there.
Thanks.

>>11075959
( Replychain memes )
Half-Orrean, but yeah, that's me. What's up?

>>11075674
Girls fighting is odd since mostly males are aggressive towards each other in some instances.

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>>11075993
No idea
Spooky haired IP man asked me to talk to you
You got a ghost problem or something?

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>>11076116
O-oh! Well... not really a ghost problem, just... I'm missing my dad.
He died really recently, and really violently.
It's nothing crititcal, just a bit rough.

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>>11076159
So
You want me to what
Turn him into a ghost Pokemon?
Give you guys a conversation?
I'm sure you can figure out how to work a Ouija board

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argyle and fugo are thots

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>>11076264
I d-didn't know that the IP guy was getting you in contact with me, I'm sorry. I was just kinda venting about life. I appreciate the offer, but, um, I think it would be better if he rested easy instead of being a Ghost-type.
I'll get a Ouija board, though, and, um... see what I can do. Thanks, and sorry for the fuss!

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>>11076323
Right
No problem
Gonna get back to my morning ritual and stuff
Remember to say goodbye before leaving the ouija board

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>>11076302
Who hurt you.

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>>11069294
"We're here, actually."
>Two shovels are tossed down into the sand.
>Floyd gestures to follow, heading down the ladder and onto the island.
>He spends a few moments looking around for Deoxys or anything before he tightens the mask and turns the flow of oxygen on.
>A random spot in the sand is picked and dug into.

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>>11076302
Will do, thanks!
>>11076302
Are you a thot?
If so hmu bb ;)

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>>11076400
thot
>>11076494
youre a thot too

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>>11076490
>On goes the mask, oxygen flow turned on after tightening it
>Down the ladder Giorgo goes, snatching the remaining shovel and joining in on the digging
>I'll let you GM this
>>11076400
Given how much he insists on calling you a thot, I would assume it was you.

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>>11076521
what a rude bug

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>This project is going to take a while

>>11075574
That's the spirit.

>>11075674
Maybe they just need time.

>>11076302
What.

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>>11076521
Yo're got going to make friends and influence people that way, no matter what the Internet told you.
>>11076719
Thanks.

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>>11076521
I'm going back to bed.

>>11076692
You look like the kind of guy that appears in perfume commercials.

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>>11076836
>>11076848
>>11076400

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>>11076692
>Floyd and Giorgo both got evens soooo...
>The shovels connect with something, Floyd going to check what the hell it is.
>Rolling for treasure?

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>>11076848
Devon has a subsidiary that deals in perfumes, and I may or may not have appeared in a few of their commercials.
Is that your Scolipede or not?
>>11076964
"Cos'è quello?"
>Time to get digging
>Giorgo is not a man used to physical labor, so this might take a bit

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>>11076880
Sorry you can't take a joke. It wasn't a great joke, but still. Please calm down.
>>11076848
Same, once I'm done with this berry-picking thing.
In before the Orrean migrant worker jokes, I've heard them all already.

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>>11076991
No it isn't.
Why are you on this crap site anyway?

>>11077136
I hear Kalos has a bunch of rich berry farmers if you're really into that.

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>>11076991
>After a good amount of digging Floyd pulls his sleeves up, pulling up an old style chest.
>An old rusted lock is keeping it shut.
"Well fuck me."

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>>11077430
"Bring it on board, break it open later?"
>Giorgo cautiously prods the chest with the pointy end of the shovel a few times
>>11077338
Why not? I get bored, and most of the people here speak English.
It's entertaining, at the least, and actually helpful, at the best.
Why are you here?

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>>11077605
"Looks like that's the plan."
>Octillery and Tentacruel come out and help get it on board.
"Well... You wanna do the honors?"
>Floyd gestures, holding a pickaxe out to Giorgo.

>>11077338
I should have been a model, honestly.

AWAKEN MY BUGS

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>>11077768
>He accepts the pickaxe, adjusting his grip until comfortable and swinging it forward, smacking the side of the box
>This is gonna take a bit, to say the least

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>>11078042
i am awake

>>11078070
how are you best buggo

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>>11078160
>blush
i am doing pretty good...

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>>11078065
>Floyd chuckles, going to check out the now opened box.
"Books, bags of, silver coins."
>He tosses three books and two sacks of coins out onto the deck.
"Spooky voodoo doll... aaand..."
>The doll is set on top of the books.
"Another map."
>Floyd squints at the map before showing it to Giorgo.
"Dolce Island? You ever heard of it?"

>>11078181
Done anything fun today?

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>>11078301
Well i am a bit bored right now but i am having fun

>>11078042
(Scout's player here. Sorry I haven't really been wanting to play. I'll try to be on today.)

>>11078462
hmmm are you a virgin?

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>>11078543
W-what...
Qhy would you make that sort of question
>she is redder than a shiny drapion

>>11078697
just wondering!
are yooou?

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>>11078716
Welll...
Y'know...
> she looks down
Yes...
>she is incredibly embarrassed

>>11078736
you have eyes on anyone special?

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>>11078793
N-no, no one at all!
I think i am too scary for people to be into me anyway

>>11078814
you just gotta find the right person!

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>>11078278
"Dolce Island?"
>His eyes light up with familiarity
"It's part of Oblivia, right off the southern coast of Renbow Island. I've visited a few times."
>Giorgo prods the voodoo doll a few times

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>>11078865
Well, yeah i hope i get meet the one someday
It might take s while

>>11078958
Then you should get out there and look for the right person!!!

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>>11078543
Nothing wrong with being a virgin.

>>11078958
Who knows, could be a short while. Best of luck to you.

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>>11078996
Well i am getting out, i am escorting this sandslash to canalave city
>>11079020
Yeah i never know, but i won't just jump into a person just to lose, mine

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>>11078932
>2.
>The voodoo doll reacts like any doll would, flopping.
>Several pins are stuck through its neck.
"Oblivia, huh?"
>Floyd flicks his pokenav out, checking the map.
"Yeah, we aren't getting there before your contest. You want to go to Lilycove and we can give them these things?"
>He crouches down, picking a book up and looking through it.
"...Can you read Dutch?"

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>>11079461
"Dutch...? No, not in the slightest."
>The Oblivian gives the titles a quick check, seeing if the translation app on his phone can make any sense of them.
"What are we dropping off, the silver? The books might be a clue of some sort."

>>11079122
you can do it!!!

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>>11079122
Hmm. True. Though I don't care about mine, I just want to be left alone mostly. In a relaxed sense I don't mind a little company though.

>Rolling to find where the new house is.

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>>11079744
>Dubs.
>Magic fingers.
>The translation app give you that it's a diary, the name faded away long ago.
>You get the gist of the first few pages too.
>They talk about swashbuckling adventure around Kyushu and name an island where the writer buried treasure.
>Several words seem to not translate into anything, most likely being slang or a code by the writer.
"I guess so. Unless you want to sell it?"

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>>11080108
"Where's the fun in selling it? Finding treasure could be great."
>He still thinks the doll is suspicious as fuck, and eye it appropriately as he leans back against the railing
"I don't think Wallace can say he's found treasure."

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>Somewhere in Castelia, a cop gets ready to investigate the sewer/water system problem
>He has but one word for this situation...
"Shit."
>In a more literal sense this time.

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>>11080455
>Did the doll move?
>Who knows.
>Floyd stands up, shrugging.
"Alright, back to Slateport it is. Pretty sure we could get a lot for this silver, though."
>And they're off!

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>>11080936
"Sell the silver, keep the books. Simple solution. Does this doll look... strange, to you?"
>Giorgo gets down to eye level with the doll, squinting at it

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>>11081332
"I'll give you, what, sixty percent?"
>Floyd squints at the doll.
"I mean it's a spooky old doll but I don't think there's anything wrong with it."

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>>11080778
>Poke poke.
"Hey, what are we doing?"

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>>11081500
"It's your boat. 50/50 is fine."
>The doll gets a prod and another squint, Giorgo turning it to face away from him
"Must just be seeing things."

Good tidings to all.
How is everyone today?

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>>11081771
"Gotta investigate literal shit. Fuckin' yay me."
>Leone quickly pulls his hair back, adjusting the last bits of the uniform
"You can stay or whatever, I don't give a shit. Didn't take your money, by the way."

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>>11081889
"Sweet. Technically just belongs to Stern but suuuuuuuure."
>Floyd chuckles.
>Did you turn it around all the way?
>You can barely see its eyes looking at you.
"Well, either way we're almost there."

>>11081952
Kinda bored. What's up with you?

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>>11081952
death.

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>>11081990
"I saw."
>He slips 200$ into Romano's back pocket, giving his ass a slap.
"That's for trying. You want help?"

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>>11081952
Planning
Designing
Building

>>11082027
No, not yet.

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>>11081952
On a boating adventure. It's pretty neat.
How are you?
>>11081993
>He had already gone back to leaning against the rails but.... The doll makes him uncomfortable enough to get back up and set it face down on the books.
"Nice, I've got some time for finishing touches. You coming to the contest or what?"

>>11081993
Taking care of the Larvesta.
Tis never boring here!

>>11082027
Have you been faced with death recently?

>>11082059
Do tell, what are you planning?

>>11082062
To be truthful I've been a bit bored.
The pokemon are growing well, nothing is on fire yet... Part of the reason I've taken to coming here.

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>>11082062
>The doll gives nothing else.
>Soon they're in port and Floyd loads the bags, books and doll into a crate.
"Come on, you want them in your place?"

>>11082102
It's boring but also not?
Aren't Larvesta difficult to raise.

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>>11082059
I know. But things have gotten worse....

>>11082102
yeah unfortunately.

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>>11082102
A new product in the field of robotics.

>>11082211
I thought things couldn't get any worse for you.

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>>11082054
>He jolts a bit at the slap, turning to give Damien a glare
"As long as you don't get in my damn way."
>Romano holds the door open with a foot as he goes to leave.
"C'mon, we're headin' to the sewers."

>>11081952
>[Muffled screaming from the void]

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>>11082102
I can understand that. It's entertaining here.
Larvesta... Those are the white moth grubs, right?
>>11082126
"... no thanks. The creepy doll can stay with you for now."

>>11082126
Forgive me. Raising the pokemon is not boring but being here is rather boring sometimes.
Yes, they are! But we work hard.

>>11082211
May I ask who it was?

>>11082229
Where is the field of robotics?

>>11082277
Yes?

>>11082336
Yes, they are.
Have you seen them before?

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>>11082239
>Damien follows after him.
>He gives a shrug as he walks along.
"What if I save your ass?"

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>>11082336
>Floyd chuckles, pulling the doll from the box.
"Alright, you can have the rest, alright?"
>The doll gets pocketed.
"If I get killed I'm haunting you."

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>>11082398
Worldwide.
My base of operations is in Alola, however.

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>>11082510
"Braggin' rights? I take you out for drinks?"
>A shrug for a shrug.
"Dunno, what're you thinkin'?"
>How long does it take to get to the sewer entrance?
>Last number in minutes.

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>>11082580
>Not very long, huh?
"I don't fucking know, I get your soul? Here."
>Damien channels his inner hulk, lifting the manhole cover.

>>11067376
If pokemon were real every trainer would be fucking his. Hell even the female trainers would teach theirs to drill them. Anyone who says otherwise is lying to themselves, pokemon are just on that cusp of "smart enough to turn into a really effective sex slave, too dumb to do anything about it.

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>>11082398
My friend i just made got killed and almost brought me down with her. Trust is hard you know?

>>11082735
I ain't dumb! i don't think....

>>11082398
post ur nudes

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>>11082735
I disagree about the "too dumb to do anything about it" part.
I... can't say I haven't thought about it though...

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>>11082705
>Apparently the sewer in question was right outside his apartment. Go figure.
"Sold it ages ago, try again."
>There's a silent "what the fuck" at the display, a Pokeball swiftly returned back to his belt
"Aight, whatever. We can do it that way, too."
>Into the sewers they go. He pulls a face of disgust at the smell.
>Is the guy who played the Psychic fuckery anon even on?

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>>11082398
Just one. A strange guy dressed like a bug had it. I guess it was really important to him or something.
>>11082530
"Come back as a Ghost, I'll add you to my team."

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>>11083011
>Dubfail.
>Visions of red flash before you before you hear the cover slam back down.

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>>11083011
"You're going to have to-"
>>11083142
>Daniel is cut off by the slam, flipping into panic.
>>11083011
>He hushes Romano, pushing him to go further down the sewers.

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>>11082735
What the hell is your problem

>>11082859
Wait what? Full story please.

>>11082540
I don't think the entire world is a field...

>>11082859
That is strange. Have you told anyone?

>>11082918
My what?

>>11083100
You met the pupa?
Do tell, how did they behave?

>>11083222
>What the hell is your problem
I have a degree in sociology. That's normally what I tell people who ask me this exact question.

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>>11083100
"Next you're going to try and marry me."
>The box gets dropped in Giorgo's living room.
"Gotta go pretend I got some notes, I'll catch you later, alright?"
>Floyd gives a wave, heading over to the Aquarium.

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>>11083142
"Fuck me."
>He rubs a hand over his eyes, retrieving a ball from his belt.
>Zoroark, level 55.
>>11083210
>Both Romano and his Zoroark take the hint, going quiet and moving along.
>Sewer exploration: start

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>>11083305
"Arrivederci, Floyd."
>He answers with a wave in kind, heading back inside.
>>11083245
Kinda strange? Didn't talk, seemed really fascinated by the televisions and dexes, got in a fight with a cop....

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>>11083245
It is when it is a field of study.

>>11083284
Now that's one hell of a problem.

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>>11083210
>>11083415
>You both come out into a large room with sewage pooling in the middle.
>Two walkways edged with handrails lead to doorways that go further inside.
>A ladder goes up to a manhole cover.
>You can hear a gate shut behind you, the gate being held closed.

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>>11083415
>Daniel gestures to stay behind.
>>11083605
"Hhh...Fffffffffuck."
>Mimikyu is tossed out.
>It slinks forward toward the doorway, Daniel following behind.

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>Do stuff and fix up new house somewhere in Hoenn.
>Most likely close to Dewford.

>>11083559
You try studying normalfags for a living and come out unscathed.

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>>11083716
>>11083605
>How dare you tell Romano to do something? Leone Romano hasn't spent the past 17 years as a cop for nothing.
>He glares and grits his teeth, following Daniel from a distance.
>Zoroark assumes the Illusion of a Mimikyu. We're getting into some serious disguiseception here.

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>>11083716
>>11083967
>Daniel's pokemon trips a wire.
>Triggering a trap!
>Spore was used on Mimikyu!

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>>11084051
"Huh."
>Mimikyu is gently shaken to wake up and Damien steps over the wire.
>>11083967
>The smug is audible.
"You think you would have figured that out?"

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>>11084051
>Zoroark really isn't the best Pokemon for this situation...
>He returns the fox to the Pokeball, stepping over the wire.
>>11084093
>That's not a nice look Leone gives Damien.
"Every door hides a shooter or a trap, brat. Have your Mimimyu test the handle."

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>>11084093
>>11084290
>Good job.
>Now only the door awaits.
>Rolling for if psychic hallucinations can be induced.
>Even below 5 = Romano. Even above 5 = Damien.

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>>11084290
"I think he's watching us. Watch my six."
>He doesn't know what that means, he just wanted to say it.

>>11084342
>Mimikyu grabs the door handle, opening the door slowly.

>>11084342
>>11084401
>Sorry, I should have waited, I'll write this up too.
>The door slowly creaks open.
>There's a large pumping room.
>You can see the pumps that were switched as well as red sticky notes lining the floor around the pump.

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>>11084342
>RIP Romano, it's hallucination time
>>11084401
>>11084480
>Right now he's seeing the events of a particularly nasty case from 14 years ago.
>Three people dead by the time they got there, the fourth very close to it.
>He reaches forward, lightly prodding Damien's shoulder.
"Hey, Ashlynn , right? Don't worry, you'll be fine. The ambulance is almost here, just hang on a while longer."

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>>11084480
"Sticky notes? That's weird."
>Minior-Meteor (50) is sent out.
"If it's a status thingy it won't hurt. Go try touching it."
>The minior floats low to the ground, disturbing a note.

>>11084651
"What-"
>Damien stares for a moment, playing along.
"Uh, what's going on?"

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>>11084651
>>11084759
>One of the notes is disturbed.
>The trap triggers!
>Calced from Lv 50 with Psychic reduced from 90 to 60 for transparency.
>252 SpA Sigilyph Psychic vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Minior: 67-79 (49.6 - 58.5%) -- 98.4% chance to 2HKO

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>>11084759
"You... You called, right? A... homicide, two dead, two in critical condition, yourself included?"
>He looks off to the right, studying something not there for a moment before turning back.
>Romano places a hand on Damien's chest, applying pressure to what he sees as a wound
"Can you hold on for five minutes? The paramedics will be here shortly. I promise you'll be alright."
>>11084815
>Leone Romano isn't here right now, please try again later.

You guys from ERP or HG?

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>>11084815
"Hhhhhhh fuck you. I'll break all your goddamn fucking shit you piece of fucking shit. Fuck you, fuck you. Fucking fuck."
>Rotom (50) is released,
"Fuck it up."
>Damien throws his phone toward the notes, Rotom posessing it on the way down.
>Rotom uses Self-Destruct!

>>11084928
>Damien growls in response.
"I'll be fucking fine, look at me. Do I look like the fucker that dies?"

>>11085130
(Neither?)

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>>11084928
>>11085160
>The explosion scorches the side of the pumping machine and spreads the sticky notes to the side of the room.
>The pump is at your mercy.
>Hidden roll: Go.

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>>11085195
>An Explosion is a great way to knock Romano out of a flashback/hallucination
>He lets out a Banette (50), instructing it to shut down the pump.
>>11085160
>Damien gets a scoff in return, the goth trying to cover up any evidence of what just happened with his standard bitterness.
"Yes."

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>>11085195
>Damien tiptoes over to the pump, watching for any fuckery.
>>11085310
>Romano gets a middle finger.
"Oh, fuck you. Don't step on the sticky notes, asshat."

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>>11085310
>>11085345
>Hidden roll failed.
>The pump shuts down normally and is easy to switch.
>Instead you can hear the cover in the room being moved.
>...
>Before it stops.

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>>11085345
>And he answers with a middle finger in kind.
"You probably want to. Slut."
>>11085381
>Scratch that, let's check out that cover before we work on that pump.
>His Banette tries to phase his head through the cover and get a peek at what's underneath.
>Romano carefully makes his way over to the pump, avoiding any and all sticky notes.

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>>11085381
"Easy."
>Damien gets to switching the pumps now that they're switched off.
>>11085503
"I've got the fucking pump. Don't flip me off again unless you want to die."
>Damien digs his fingers into his neck to prove his point.

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>>11085503
>The cover was trapped!
>Being that it was just hastily trapped, the damage is lowered even more.
>Calced at base 40 with a LV 50 Siggy.
252 SpA Sigilyph Psychic vs. 0 HP / 0- SpD Banette: 48-57 (34.5 - 41%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
>>11085553
>Living on the edge.
>The pump isn't trapped and is easy to switch.
>Better turn it on.

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>>11085616
"Just smack it."
>Presuming that Banette actually hears him, it goes for a Shadow Claw
248+ Atk Banette Shadow Claw vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Sigilyph: 146-174 (99.3 - 118.3%) -- 87.5% chance to OHKO
>>11085553
>He makes a sound like a snarl, getting a tight grip on Damien's wrist and pulling away.
>Depending on how hard his grip was on Romano's neck there might be marks.
"Don't fuckin' threaten me, shitlord."

romano and damien is spooky when you remember spoiler kills spoiler

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>>11085616
>Damien turns the pump on.
"Aaaaaaaaand we're fuckin' done."

>>11085786
>He digs his fingers into his own arm, drawing blood.
"Keh, hah hah. You're cute. Having fun over there? Spot him?"

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>>11085786
>>11085863
>The pump is turned on.
>The jinglebird KOed.
>Upon inspection any trainers seem to not be present, a few pissed off onlookers shouting to get the pokemon out of the road.

>>11085863
>>11085906
>Romano does a bit of a double take , narrowing his eyes at Damien.
"No, he's fuckin'... Gone. Surprise sur-fuckin'-prise. Let's go, some other poor fuck can handle the 'mons in the street."
>Banette is recalled, Romano looking around for the nearest manhole.

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>>11086016
(shit)

>>11085863
>>11085906
>>11086016
(I'll give you this one before we end.)
>The nearest manhole is in the pump room, leading up into another sewage facility.
>End, for now.

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>>11086016
"Fucking amazing. Up the ladder then, greylocks."
>Damien gives a growl, pulling his sleeves down.
"I don't have all shitfucking day."

>>11086046
(Really fun, thanks, Anon.)

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>>11086113
"I don't need to hear your god damned rabid Lillipup impression, stop fuckin' growlin' at me."
>Up the manhole he goes, face twisted in disgust upon seeing a sewage facility.
"Great. Fuckin' great. Gonna fuckin'... Drink until I forget this awful ass smell."
>>11086046
(Thanks, anon. I enjoyed it.)

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>>11086180
>Damien follows him back up, glaring him down.
"Oh shut the fuck up, you're like-"
>The smell hits him and he retches, his voice slipping back to that default sound of anxiety.
"Oh, gross. Let's get out of this place."
>He's the first to head for the door, propping it open for Romano.

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>>11086273
>Romano makes haste getting the hell out of there, a hand clamped over his nose.
"Right, we're gettin' shit faced. You don't smell that shit and not get shit faced. Where'd'ya wanna go?"

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>>11086371
"Uhhhhh, they have a Kalosian place up near the park I think."
>Damien pulls his ph- Oh, right.
"Ah, shit, right. I think it's over here, whatever."
>Rolling for if Damien can find it without a map.

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>>11086473
>Apparently not.
"If you can't remember..."
>The cop huffs, pulling out his phone and trying to find the place on Google maps himself.
>Oddsand that's a no.
"...I've got some cheap shit in the cupboard. Restocked this mornin'."

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>>11086578
>French place found.
"Looks like we don't have to break into that."
>Damien hops over to the bar, a few seconds pass before he's laid back, counting bills.
"Quelle est votre meilleure boisson?"
>A good 400$ is passed before the waiter pours them both a glass of Caribou Lou.

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>>11086686
"Well, if that ain't fruity I don't know what is."
>Like he does with all drinks, Romano immediately slams the drink back.
>Liver forgive him, he knows not what he drinks.
"Where the fuck are you even hidin' all that cash? You got a thick ass wallet or somethin'?"

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>>11086777
>Fabcat: Apply coins directly to the edgelord.
"NYA HA HA."
>Return to Moon.

THAT IS IT!
I'm tired of the injustice in this world!

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>>11086777
"Do I? That's for me to know and you not."
>He takes a sip of his drink, knocking on the bar for a refill.

>>11086799
"Well at least it was a cat and not me."

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>>11086777
>Tripsfail
>Not even Leone Romano, who's blood is essentially wine at this point, can handle slamming back an entire glass of 151 proof alcohol all at once.
>Shitfaced is what he wanted, shit faced is what he got.
>>11086799
>Romano getting hit in the face with a bag of coins while drinking amuses me.
>Dubsfail: while still coinage, the coins are for a worthless currency. Like the Zimbabwean dollar.
>His head snaps back from the force, nose bleeding shortly thereafter
>He's definitely mad, reaching towards his belt for a Pokeball
"YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT, I'LL TURN YOU INTO SHITTY FUCKIN HOENNESE TAKEOUT"
>It takes him a bit to notice that the cat is gone, and when he does he sits back down, trying his hardest to ignore the blood dripping down his face.
>>11086890
>Romano makes a sound somewhat like a hiss at Damien. Or, at least, he tries. It's a sad sound, slurred and whatnot.
"Bullshit teleportin' cats. A thick ass wallet wouldn't even fit in your pants anyway. Fuckin'... Skinny jeans. Shitty skinny jeans and their shitty pockets."

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>>11086877
What are you going to do about it?

>>11086943
>Damien gives a shrug in reply, taking another sip.
"Come on, Roma. Let's get you home before you kill someone."
>The drink is set down as he stands up.

>>11086993
Take influence from history! Haha!
Justice will be dealt!
>Isaac grabs his cash and heads off to a Johtoian blacksmith.

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>>11087013
go be a vigilante
then you can fuckin
actially get shit done
>>11086993
"I don't got a home. Jus' a shitty apartment."
>He slides an arm around Damien's shoulder, essentially using him as a crutch.

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>>11087013
Do me a favor and don't die.

>>11087069
"Well I'm too nice to ditch you in the sewer. Damien wouldn't have that."
>He shrugs, helping him out of the building and toward the apartment.
"If you cop an attitude I'm pushing you in front of a car."

>>11087069
>>11087117
I plan not to!
See you tomorrow, my friends!

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>>11087137
i dont got friends
dont deserve em
so who the fuck
>>11087117
"Why're'ya doin' the third person thing..?"
>Romano squints... Whether it's in suspicion or an attempt to simply focus his vision is up for grabs.
"Cop. Is that a fuckin' pun?"

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>>11087137
If you make it on TV I'll consider helping you.

>>11087184
"Consider it quirky."
>Damien jabs him just below the eye.
"Do I normally make puns? Don't answer that, where are your keys?"

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>>11087216
" 've known you for twoooo days? Wouldn' know'f you make puns 'n shit."
>He blinks slowly, thinking on the matter
"M' fuckin'... front left pocket. Probably."