/sug/ - Steven Universe General A World of Pure Imagination

First for emerald pussy being best pussy

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post them tootsies

>>11066368
it was only page 9

>>11066381
Emerald has a penis.

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This is the way I want to go!

>>11066387
Call the police

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis

>>11066073
>people who don't "get" jasper are too dumb to watch a children's cartoon
Most casual viewers have probably forgotten about Jasper already.
They're not gonna pick up on the fact that Jasper is clearly the one being abused when her dialogue is "textbook abuser".
They're not gonna realize that she didn't enjoy being with Lapis, but was just willing to put up with any amount of abuse to become strong enough to avenge PD.
They're not gonna pick up on how Jasper saw raping the dog as her only option and wouldn't have done that if she wasn't getting stomped so hard.
They're not gonna pick up on how she danced really well in Jailbreak and "nobody I fuse with ever wants to stay" implies that Lapis wasn't even the first time she was fused and dumped, and they're not gonna consider how Topaz's fusion/relationship was treated in the context of Jasper.
They're not gonna realize that the place where Lapis was in the flashback earlier in the season was the Beta Kindergarten, and they're not gonna remember that one time Lapis was at the Beta Kindergarten when YD says that Lapises terraform, suggesting that Lapis was Jasper's mommy, and it's Bismuth's fault that Jasper's siblings came out all deformed.
They're not gonna pick up on the mistreatment of the Earth gems in the zoo and realize that Jasper was also treated that way, and managed to make a name for herself despite that discrimination, and developed a big but fragile ego that tells her that she has to keep being the best.
They're not gonna pick up on how Jasper's "we all get what we deserve" was probably a mental justification to keep herself from feeling sorry for her deformed sisters who were easily killed by the Crystal Gems, and the fact that she didn't accept Steven's help was because she believed she didn't deserve help because she was weak.
Steven Universe is a show made for the age of internet, where people can remember little details because the fandom discusses them.

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>>11066394
We need more facesitting

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>>11066394
Dreams to reality

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I LOVE Centipeetle! I want to sleep on the same bed as her!

>>11066406
kys

>>11066414
>shutting down show discussion
i'm seeing that a lot

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UNNNNNNNNGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THICCERRRRRRRRRR

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>>11066423
amethysts arent betas ree

Can you put things inside sapphire mouth to keep them cold?

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>>11066407
I figured it out, all of the gems in BD's court are specially made with large behinds!

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>>11066452
WHO TOLD YOU

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>>11066452
(Truth)

who's the shittiest artist on /sug/? post their work for us to mock

>>11066481
me

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WHEN IS STEVEN UNIVERSE COMING BACK?

THIS HIATUS IS BULLSHIT.

>>11066488
post your work

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>>11066406
I remember seeing a pretty interesting tumblr post about how the visual language of Topaz and Aquamarine (big, yellow, subservient & tiny, blue, domineering) might be a way to get viewers to look at Jasper and Lapis' relationship in a different light. By basically showing that the size and strength of a person doesn't determine whether someone is the emotional manipulator in a relationship, viewers might recontextualize the nature of Jasper and Lapis' fusion.

Or the crewniverse are just sticking to the trope of "big brute & tiny glass cannon", but I feel the color and the fact that Aquamarine had very similar water wings is a bit too on the nose for it to have no meaning at all.

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>>11066194
I'd love to see them gush about ancient Homeworld and the various HW-controlled planets together, I neeeed it to happen at some point.

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>>11066394
This may be relevant to your interest.

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>>11066436
Hope everything goes well for you two, especially after hearing all the stories about your mom
Y'all are moving to California right? Southern California is super nice, I can vouch for it

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>>11066264
3 days left until I get to not go back to work!
Been falling asleep in calls with a big ol cutie im with. It's been really nice to wake up in calls with them in the morning.
>>11066373
So are you cutie

Why does the color of the stone the gems are injected into affect the color of the gem?
Amethyst is purple and popped out of a purple rock, and Jasper is orange and popped out of an orange striped rock. So it's implied that they get their coloration from when they absorb nutrients from the ground.
But then Peridot confirmed she's made of peridotite, meaning she's an actual Peridot, but those are green no matter what color of rock they come from.
I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.

>>11066512
You should have kept the first part when stitching it

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>>11066498

>>11066406
Rebecca has said that she wants every character to be complicated enough to get picked apart and subvert tropes by people who are as obsessed with cartoons as she is. I'm sure everyone here knows Jasper is just as, if not more, complicated than other main characters, but the anon is right about most casual fans probably not caring about her. Though I would argue that most casual fans don't care for complexity in cartoon characters and don't appreciate any gem for anything outside of how cute or funny they think they are. So I don't really care about their opinions, and those aren't the kind of people that Rebecca is making the show for so who gives a shit about what they think of any of the characters. (I didn't realize someone prematurely made a new thread)

>>11066566
N-n-noo you should

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>>11066542
I'll be taking off permanently early next year, this is the final extended trip,and will probably last till December. Might be permanent, it depends on the situation.
>>11066547
You two are cuties

>>11066557
And then Peridot kills herself?

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>>11066547
<3
Falling asleep with you and hearing you when I wake up is really nice too

>>11066573
more charming than anything the """"top"""" drawfaggots make

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HAHA, GET A LOAD OF PEOPLE WHO LOVE EACH OTHER...H-HAHA, T-THEY'RE FAGGOTS, RIGHT?

>>11066634
you're trying too hard

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Kabooom

>>11066622
hopefully

>>11066658
fuck off i bet youre one of them

>>11066634
hahaha yeah more like (((top))) drawfaggots right hahaha get it because i go against the grain and i'm just the coolest guy ever because i have an edgy and contrary opinion

>>11066406
>They're not gonna realize that the place where Lapis was in the flashback earlier in the season was the Beta Kindergarten, and they're not gonna remember that one time Lapis was at the Beta Kindergarten when YD says that Lapises terraform, suggesting that Lapis was Jasper's mommy, and it's Bismuth's fault that Jasper's siblings came out all deformed.
????????

>>11066634
word of advice, if youre trying to push someone's buttons, blatant malice typically doesn't work unless it's in real life. had to explain this shit to sultan to in some capacity. you guys are so bad at this.

>>11066406
>They're not gonna pick up on how she danced really well in Jailbreak
i noticed that yellow and blue pearl in That Will Be All do a similar dance/dip to what lapis and jasper did in jailbreak. a yellow diamond bearing gem and a blue gem. and the line of the yd's song that accompanied the dip? happens to be "a lapis terraforms"

maybe lapises fuse together to more easily perform their terraforming jobs

>>11066660
Wow she really does look like a punk.

>>11066691
>>11066719
kill yourself butthurt drawfag

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Do you wanna be my dog?

>>11066719
this, obvious bait is lame and makes you look underage. you gotta be more subtle or at least try to appear to be serious

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>>11066729
Peridot IS a punk

>>11066752
Ew she's licking her arm pits.

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>>11066573
It's beautiful.

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>>11066752
peridot is a cute

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>>11066725
>a giant lapis
yes please

>>11066736
I'm not into petplay, strange young boy.

>>11066771
Nope its armpit hair that she is sucking

>>11066557
Thats pretty funny
Kudos to that artist

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>>11066736
Aye, why this nigga look like Sammy from Rocket Power

>>11066705
I shouldn't have tried to cram it all into one sentence.
In Same Old World, we see a flashback with Lapis in an orangeish canyon with orangeish Quartz soldiers in the background, getting punched by Bismuth.
19 episodes later, we see the Beta kindergarten again and Peridot says it's shit because, among other reasons, it's too small and the walls are curved. As though they couldn't find a better location, or they couldn't terraform it properly.
18 episodes later, Yellow Diamond says that it's a Lapis's job to terraform (and a lot of people even misheard her).
The three tidbits of information line up. Lapis was sent to terraform the Beta kindergarten, she was poofed by Bismuth before she could finish, and that's why most of the Beta Quartzes came out shit.
But a casual watcher won't remember those tiny details across 37 episodes.

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New ship arrived to the bay

>>11066752
peridot is disgusting

>>11066660
>we could had this at design
Why live

oh shit, just realized...

lapis in the flashback:
>"I was only supposed to be there (on earth) for a short time"

connects to:
>"This place was a total rush job."

>>11066705
>he doesn't know

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Gems should take their best friends flying

>>11066825
>at
Meant qt

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You know how this would end

>>11066832
Why was it so hard to upload this image?

>>11066850
Putting that cactus right up the pooper?

>>11066819
That's amazing, thanks for pointing it out.

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What should it say?

(derails thread)

>>11066832
You should take your best friend flying with me

>>11066773
thanks, only took me 3 hours

>>11066866
it's approximatively 4 mbs

>>11066883
KILL YOUR
SELF

how tol is /sug/?

5'9 here

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I'll go ahead and post this a second time to make sure whoever requested it will see it. Otherwise, I wrote this schlock for nothing.

https://pastebin.com/vaByxfKj

>>11066866
It's a big image.

>>11066917
5'

>>11066658
>>11066691
>>11066719
get the fuck out of here Galaxy

>>11066917
6'4.

>>11066937
kill yourself anticontentfag

>>11066917
5'5". But that's normal (for a girl).

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>>11066911

>>11066917
5'3 manlet for life I guess

>>11066917
6'3"

>>11066917
5'11".

>>11066634
(you) im disappointed at the people who fell for your bait

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>>11066937
?????????

>>11066917
5'2 1/2

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>>11066402

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>>11067000

>>11067000
... you have nine thousand images on your phone?

Could peridot fuck herself with big metal dildo and keep concentration to maintain her powers during orgasm?

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>>11066974
>>11066954
>>11066936
>>11066998

>>11066983
it's too easy

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>>11066410
metoo

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>>11067000
Adorable!

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KH Anon here, I've been playing around with some titles for future stories, tell me what you think of 'em.

>Griffin, Grouge, and The Art of Fusion
>Grouge and Peridot go to Empire City Comic Con
>Grouge's Hole (in the Temple)

I'm also working on a rough outline for these stories.

>The Quartizine Beast
>Night of Corruption

And to make things easier I've restarted my Pastebin account, but only for links to my stories.

>https://pastebin.com/Vv7TMDuS

One thing I'll also be doing in the future is, at the request of a friend, writing lewdfics involving the human OC from my crossover fics and the following SU characters...

>Pearl
>Amethyst
>Lapis
>Blue Zircon (with the possibility of Yellow Zircon joining in)
>Blue Diamond
>Holly Blue Agate
>Priyanka

And here are some potential names for new Heartless that might show up in the main fic and some of the smaller non-lewd fics. Let me know what you guys think of 'em.

>https://pastebin.com/mppmZ8xm

Work on the Martha/OC lewdfic is going well, I have most of the first chapter written up already.

>>11066264

I'm picking up my spectator's badge for the Pokemon World Championships tomorrow and I'll be trying to get the last 15 cards I need for a deck. The only downside is that 6 of those 15 cards are $5 USD or more (with two of them going over $40 USD).

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Peribird

hahaa avatarfags hahahahahahahaha

>>11067025
hey buddy i'm pretty big for a spider

>>11066953
>>11066992
I'd rather have nothing than seeing her and her shitty "boy"friend slap cocks all day

>>11067042
how the fuck are they even real nigga hahahaha just dont use the same pictures over and over hahahahaha just not be addicted to attention haahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk55uJuYR1Q

>>11066917
I've yet to measure.

>>11067053
avatarfags are the niggers of 4chan and deserve to be lynched

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>>11067049
oh its just this fag again, the fuck is your problem?

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>>11066917
im 5'7.. i feel super short compared to everyone tho..

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Zircon is a bitch

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Taking simple requests.

>>11066917
5'7

>>11066812
The only difference is that Sammy is a good character. Peridot is fucking shit and I hope she gets shattered by a Ruby if they get a chance.

>>11067082
Topaz dressed as Sammy from Rocket power

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h-hey g-g-guys it's your favorite avatarfag s-shyguyanon... please d-don't give me too m-much attention...

>>11067082
avatarfags hanging from trees

>>11066917
Im average in everything... 5.8

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>>11067096

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>>11067082
Holly giving anon(me) a big ol huhg

>>11067082
Stevonnie wearing the Birthday Suit

>>11067096
kill yourself, fucking lynch yourself

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>>11067124
IT'S OKAY SENPAI I GOT YOU

YOU GET AIDS

>>11067082
Why are avatarfags all manlets?

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>>11067111
>ywn get holly hugs

>>11067082
lapis fucking fat

>>11067124
Don't talk about shyguy like that asshole!

>>11067137
Why are all anti-content fags size queens?

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>>11067082
>5'7"
>fat
hory fuck dood

>>11067142
Holy shit that was quick

I broke my glasses today. I can't see shit.

>>11067162
That was meant for this>>11067139

>>11067166
>"my glasses!! I can't see without my glasses"

>>11067166
You could smell it or lick it or touch it or be it

>>11067082
Lapis in a 2b outfit in front of Steven staring lewdly at him.

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>>11066820
Cute!

Speaking of captain harlock,
I can't believe their is a character in it called emeraldas
So I'm going to go out on a limb and say I bet Emeralds outfit will look a lot like hers

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>>11067129

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>>11067174
that was just a pic i had saved from another drawfriend, anon

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hey it's me a shuckle type anon did you guys see the new sbemail how can they still do it today one of my friends went to the aquarium without me i fuckin love the aquarium and she knows it shuckle is called the "mold pokemon" because look at it

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>>11067156
:^)

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>>11066917
2'0 i come up to about your knees shit i should've used this as the shuckle fact of the day

>>11066917
5'6

>>11067200
He came several times in a row

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Do you like it?

>>11067200
don't make fun of pearls' BBN

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>>11067219
Oh?

>>11066917
5'3

>>11067225
quick question what the fuck is all the pink squares

>>11066917
200cm

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so uh.. whats everyone doing tonight? i might start drawing a bit more peridot tonight.. anyone else doing something mildly interesting?

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>>11067136
needs more baby.

>>11067258
Good that gems born as adults. She could be fucked without law breaking

>>11067182
That's pretty neat. Thanks for sharing anon

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>>11066917
6'2
>tfw when my dream of being princess carried by a giant amazonian woman is impossible
Why live

>>11067268
don't fuck the baby

>>11067273
I'll take that dream and live it for you since I'm 5'3. Enjoy being unable to be carried

>>11067275
Nobody wants fuck baby. Just a new born adult gem

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>>11067268
Gems are non organic having sex with a "new born" gem would be classified to be masturbation with a sex toy.

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>>11067255

Trying to figure out how I'm going to get four copies of a $5 card and two copies of a card that resells for $40+ before Friday.

It's not going well.

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>>11067243
I was imagining that Steven starts partially glitch and cybernetic/computer like squares of pink will start to evaporate from him.

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>>11067272
Also on another note Emeraldas becomes close with Harlock but doesnt fall in love with him

She falls in love with this other character called tochiro, I wonder who Emeralds tochiro will be

>>11067192
divorce your friend

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>>11067372
BTW this guy is tochiro

Maybe the fluorite x emerald shipping isnt off...

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What is the best Steven ship?
Lapivenfags need not reply.

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CUSTOMS CHUCKED ONE OF MY PENS
WHY
WHYYYY

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>>11067391

shit i can't stay awake, no rooki dirty two tonight

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>>11066368
Daily reminder to bang the fang.

>>11067389
Oh nice, I wonder if that Citrine is gonna be based on Tochir-
>>11067389
>big nose
>Super fat
>Just like flourite
Pls no

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>>11067391
jaspeven

>>11067391
Steven and the Stevens.

>>11067389
Or Ronaldo, that's a possibility.

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>>11067417
Maybe tomorrow then

>>11067225
Who are you you seem familiar

>>11067025


Again: 5'5" is not short. That's normal height. Maybe even a little tall.

>>11067243
It was supposed to look more like this (only less cyber squares)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTqZchwuHkQ
And slowly rising up from his cut flesh like bubbles.
Yes I put effort and thought into my works.
Unlike
>>11067431
So what is your opinion on the rest of it
>>11067225
>>11067470
I'm spike-anon its the name some random anon gave me when I asked to be named in sug.
I was born here in sug.

>>11066917
5'11.

>>11067477
manlet

>>11067477
Keep lying to yourself. 5.8 is average. 5.8 is the lowest height that man could allow to him

>>11067499
i think anon is a girl

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>>11067496
it was me

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>>11067424
I hope not

Hes very small tho... So maybe it'll be paddy

>>11067500
Anything under 6' is manlet status.

>>11066917
5'11", 6' with shoes on.

is it okay to fart among girls? Do you like it?

>>11067507
Be proud you created a legend.

>>11067510
what can i redeem with one?

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Screw it, I'm not gonna find these cards for cheaper prices.

Does anyone want to see what I've got for the Martha/OC lewdfic so far?

>>11066917

5'10 last time I checked.

>>11067523
no i don't

>>11067507
I draw you some art that will represent the act of you naming me. In honor of you.

>>11067496
Aren't you the guy who sperged out because sultan didn't use clean lines, and therefore wasn't creating "true art" in ms paint?

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>>11067326
>>11067538
what cards are you looking for anyways?

>>11067524
I just made the name because he had drawn the spiky Jasper at the time
names usually aren't my string suit but this one stuck

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>>11067523
it is not okay to fart in front of anyone

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>>11067451
Holy shit
>tochiro is captain harlocks best friend
>Lars and Ronaldo were best friends

oh nooooooooo

>>11067255
I started making a pokemon romhack

>>11067547
Sorry but i want to hear opinion of real girls.

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who would win

>>11067554
I know.
And I like the name soundboards.
I also think my hair looks spike so its kind of relevant.

Also I created a tumbler to trigger all the peaces of shit who live there.
spike-anon.tumblr.com

>>11067573
no one wants to smell your disgusting neet asshole, especially girls

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>>11067568
>"perhaps I have a future in... intergalactic diplomacy?"

>>11067586
Interesting. I hope you manage to fuck with all the tumblr addicts.

>>11067593
>>11067568
>this means Ronaldo will die
This is fucking great

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>>11067570
people still make romhacks these days? thats super cool.. you should post it when its done, i wanna play it!

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>>11067553

4 Metagross-GX (along with 2 Beldums and a Metang or two), 2 Tapu Lele-GX, 4 VS Seekers, a Pokemon Ranger, and a Rescue Stretcher.

I'm pretty much fucked in terms of the Leles, EVERYONE is trying to get 'em because they're the new Shaymin-EX come September.

>>11067588
Then how would you explain situation of mine? Yesterday i wan in elevator and silently fart. Girl nearby starts sniffing with her nose frequently. Men reaction was zero.

>>11067611
I don't think it's very common, but I think people still do it. I likely won't introduce much in the way of new stuff, as in moves and Pokémon. My art skills are bottom tier still.

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>>11067593
Kill me
>>11067609
After they have a kid to

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>>11067621
ooh youre talking about cards for a tcg.. i was thinking of like a poster or something like that..
im guessing theyre all pokemon cards?

>>11067639
still post in anyways, theres people out there who wanna play it.. like me!

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/r/ing Lapis as Reviewbrah

>>11067667
go back

>>11067667
seconding

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>>11067663
here, have the shittiest of previews

>>11067656
Please stop. I hope Rebecca doesn't go full out on copying Emeraldas's thing

fart fart fart

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>>11067663
>im guessing theyre all pokemon cards?

Yep, they're all for a deck that I'm going to run in side events (barring Sealed, those are fun as balls) while I'm at Worlds and modify when the rotation his us in September.

The only problem with my deck is Fire weakness and non-GX Alolan Ninetales decks.

>>11067639
>I don't think it's very common, but I think people still do it.

It became less noticeable due to Kotaku's coverage of Pokemon Sage and the C&D letter the Pokemon Prism developers got from Nintendo.

>>11067622
Women have a better sense of smell than men, especially when it comes to farts.
Food that's high in protein and other important vitamins were scarce in the wild, and they make you fart more often and it makes them stinkier, because it signals to women that you're a good hunter and you're also strong and virile. Also, not being afraid of smelling bad means you're not afraid of pointing an olfactory arrow at your head to signal your location to predators, which means you're strong and confident enough to beat the shit out of any lion or bear or rhino that was drawn to you by the smell of your farts. It makes you seem alpha.
When a woman smells your farts, it makes her want to fuck you.
If you're really into a girl, just fart around her constantly, and she'll notice your increased confidence and masculine charm.

>>11067721
I see. Clearly the key is not advertising it, then.

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>>11067685
I doubt she will, I'm just bored and this is all we have

On another note
Harlocks love interest is blonde
Like sadie

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>>11067680
aww how cute!! keep me posted cuz i wanna see your progress!

>>11067721
im going to be honest i have no idea how to play the pokemon tcg.. the only card games i ever played was yugioh in middle school and mtg in high school.. is going to Worlds considered a big thing?

>>11066922
Oh shit I arrived just in time.
Thank you.

>>11067499
>>11067500
FOR. A. GIRL.

>>11067764
Any woman who's under 6' is a womanlet and should be bred out of existence.

Are we down with the thiccness?

>>11067780
open up your boner

>>11067776
I'm 5'2

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>>11067731

Pretty much, although the Kotaku thing was outside of Sage's control.

>>11067743
>im going to be honest i have no idea how to play the pokemon tcg.. the only card games i ever played was yugioh in middle school and mtg in high school.. is going to Worlds considered a big thing?

Pretty much. The tournaments consist of the main games (using Sun and Moon), the TCG, and Pokken Tournament and entry for the former two was invite-only with those invites being given to those who did well in previous tournaments during the competitive season. There's probably going to be an announcement for USUM there due to past reveals at Worlds too.

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>>11067780
thicc peri pls..

>>11067764
Wow thats bad. Girls should be small 5,1 - 5.2

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>>11067780
yea

>>11067750
Yeah, sure.

>>11067815
Gotcha. I probably won't post mine until it's done.

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>>11067780

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Here's a little project I'm working on.

Looking for thoughts and feedback. What do you think, /sug/?

>>11067921
Seriously. it's good.

god, first I couldn't write well, then I couldn't write at all, now I can't even come up with a plot. This nightmare is just snowballing. I wonder how long before I lose the ability to speak

>>11067822
No, girls should be big. We should eugenicize the human race until the size difference between men and women is the same as the difference between a chihuahua and a great dane.

>>11067975
nice, the left nip looks off though, and also the boobs are a bit higher than they should.
the face is pretty qt

>>11067975
I asked for a Sammy from Rocket Power crossover with Topaz man, how could you lie to me like that?

It's pretty good, but forearms are pretty skinny. Nips are a bit off, too high tits. Fuck. Now I'm gonna do some for Rhodonite

>>11067975
Maybe the head slightly bigger ?

>>11067583
David Tennant.
I'm not sure about Capaldi's swordsmanship.

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Pericuck.

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>>11067975
oh also i think this might help!

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>>11067552
YES thats me.
Sultan is my "mother" because she helped create me with her terrible disrespect for MS-Paint art tradition.
>>11067507
Here is your thank you for giving me a awesome name dad.
Mom is a whore, fuck her.

>>11068045
you're not funny though

Maybe Lars kills himself after Ronaldo steals Emerald from him and that's why Raven's friends were acting suicidal about him not being in the show anymore

>>11068033
>"Who's this kid Peridot?"
>"Oh, she's my wife's kid"

>>11068045
hahaha oh god
this is just close enough to unsettle me a little
nicely done

I'm crying again, /sug/.

>>11068033
Does Peridot know it's not her kid?

>>11068062
why

>>11068045
I thought you died due to terminal faggotry and aids.

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>>11067273
>tfw no amazonian t h i c c gf
see you guys on the other side I guess

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>>11067983
Well that's very kind of you! I don't know if I agree, but I suppose my opinion doesn't really matter here. 'Long as the requester is happy. Or someone. Basically if one person is, then good.

If anyone else needs a fanfiction, just ask. Otherwise I'm going to go back to tapping away at my longer one that will never release.

>>11068065
She wants to believe it's hers. but deep down she knows.

>>11068049
>you're not funny though
Thats the joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdsj7NmFHIg

>>11068069
I don't know.

>>11068091
check out for blue diamonds in your area

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>>11066917
5'10"

>>11068065
It looks like she's slowly realizing it in that picture.
She has that "hey, wait a minute" face.

who here is /devilish/?

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>>11068096
hi bloops!

So we have
>Shuckleanon
>Shyguyanon
>Poorman's sultan (somehow that's possible)

Are you guys gonna come up with another new gimmick once this one fails?

>>11068096
Hey bloop! How's it going?

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>>11068037
Are there one of these charts for flat girls?

>>11068050
Man itd be really hilarious if she ended up with Ronaldo, I mean I doubt it but still

What if lars is the one to hook them up?

>>11068062
Are you okay anon?

>>11068050
LARS is leaving the SHOW!?!?

>>11068122
Sapphirefag EX

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>>11068117
Greetings, Perianon. How has your evening been.

>>11068122
Greetings, Anon.

>>11068112
Who else /nephilum/ here?

>>11068096
Huh. When you said you were tall, I assumed you'd be something like six feet or more.

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>>11068082
>I'm going to go back to tapping away at my longer one that will never release.
You and me both, brother.

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>>11066917
5'2"

>>11068128
it's the same principle for any size i think

>>11068143
That one is still alive, but slowly dying.

>>11068147
How are you this evening?
>>11068167
Step aside galax, too tall is coming through

>>11068167
wow, that's short!

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Fuck it, here's the incomplete Martha/OC lewdfic if one can call it that in this early stage.

>https://pastebin.com/nitjhM83

>>11068096

Hey there, Boople!

>>11068136
Not really, but I'll manage.

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>>11068154
I am happy to not be over six foot. I have enough trouble finding clothing. The average height for a woman is 5'4"... and I am noticeably taller than everyone I am friends with.

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>>11068167
Shorty

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>>11068147
same old stuff.. im just tired as hell as always, going to bed soonish so that i wont want feel horrible tomorrow morning..

>>11068167
dang youre pretty short galaxy lol

I need something to nut too stat

5'2 isn't that short at all.

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>>11068194

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>>11068194
Pretend you can feel her on your dick

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>>11068194
Here you go.

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>>11068186
What are your thoughts on the whole "every guy under six feet is a manlet" thing?

>>11068203
This artist disgusts me.

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>>11068194
lick it like an ice cream

>>11068059
No problem.
Did you note that my "arms" in the picture form a swastika?
I like to add little details.
Its all about the details , working on multiple levels and making not anti aliased lines.

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>>11068175
I am doing well. I have been playing with Sai a bit to see how my lines turn out. I think I may need to update my bamboo drivers.

>>11068183
Greetings, KH Anon! It is good to see you are making progress with Martha.

>>11068192
That sounds like a good plan. I hope you rest well.

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>>11068194

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>>11068212
There is not much to think about. It is true, after all.

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>>11068175
>Slowly dying
I hope the memes die too.

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>>11068157
Neat. What's yours about?

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>>11068228
Wait a minute....the way the feet are drawn....
Is this the same artist who drew that fat farting aquamarine?

>>11068122
Concretefag.
I don't have enough images however.

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>>11068229
oh
i guess it's time

>>11068212
Not bloop, but I've mentioned it a couple of times. If you have confidence in yourself and don't let your height stop you from doing what you gotta do, a lot of girls will find it hot. Confidence in yourself is what attracts women. It worked for me my dude

>>11068225
>I've been playing with Sai
man, I need to get me a drawing tablet. Drawing on my phone is such chore and it's annoying too. Hopefully you'll post art when you're set and done!

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>>11068243
ANON DO NOT MENTION THE FORBIDDEN IMAGE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

>>11068248
>just bee yourself
you're not helping him out with that kind of talk

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>>11068184
I at least hope your tomorrow is better to you.

>>11068250
THAT'S the forbidden image?
Of all the images of equal, if not higher, tiers of degeneracy, THAT'S the forbidden image?

>>11068250
SOMEONE POST IT, QUICKLY

>>11068243
Its not

>>11068229
Bloop are you serious right now?

>>11068245
Oh you were planning on using concrete for your shenanigans? I would've lowkey been okay with it since I like her

>>11068232
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it bby pls forgive

>>11068261
>you're not helping him out with that kind of talk
Being a confident person really does help dude. The confidence part is mostly meant for being short and stuff

>>11068212
i'm a female spider and idc about a man being short unless he's a literal midget. as long as you look good and more importantly you dont smell bad, youre okay.

i'm really short myself though.

>>11068265
"a" forbidden image doesn't pack as much of a punch
I also say the because it personally disgusts me the most, even moreso than the irradiated, mutated Crystal Gems with dick warts and elephant trunks or whatever.

Post hyper stuff such as hyper streetfighter 2

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>>11068225
>Greetings, KH Anon! It is good to see you are making progress with Martha.

Thanks, but that's all I've been able to write thanks to Worlds taking up a massive chunk of my time.

Oh, and here's a pic of the coffee I mentioned last night if you're still looking for it.

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>>11068229
This is not me.

>>11068212
I do not believe in it. What makes a man is not height or muscle mass. It is his actions. Height doesn't matter so much to me; unless you're tall enough to dwarf me.

>>11068248
I wish I could post my art here, but there are several anons stalking me and I would hate for them to track back to my other online accounts through my art.

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>>11068274
Sadly, the truth hurts.
>>11068247
Do not worry, perhaps you will be a tall person in your next life.