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Gardevoir thread. Free for all edition

old thread is almost at bump limit

old >>10963123
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goodnight bump
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>>11065506
>old thread is almost at bump limit
You fucking faggot
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>>11069858
Non futa version?
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>>11070147
nope
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>>11065506
Hey can we have some Gothitelle? I really love Gothitelle and its basically the same Pokemon.
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>>11070938
I guess so
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Surprise motherfucker
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>>11070938
It's a Gardevoir thread, not a "whatever I want" thread
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>>11070938
you can but I'll need about tree fiddy
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Hello. Is anyone here. I think I'm lost. Please help me. Every time I turn back I see hyperscat, futa, ect...
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>>11076574
cute
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>>11076574
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>>11077914
this is the cute I needed to turn my day around. Thanks
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>>11070938
I like Gothitelle myself, but it should have its own thread.
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>>11079010
> do not repost

we got a badass here
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I'm signing out. There is a tornado heading right for me
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>>11079391
stay safe
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>>11079836
Don't worry. It was the Loch Ness Monster asking for tree fiddy
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>>11080179
How about free titty?
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>>11080247
Oh, now it's only free-titty!! What?! Is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?
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Can someone draw a gardevoir pulling a budd dwyer. you could draw her in the middle of it
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>>11081230
Do not sexualize the kid
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>>11081554
he's checking for drugs
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tiny little bump
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>>11082929
huge bump
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fucking hell I forgot to save that pic somnamg drew
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>>11086719

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>>11088237
Yeah
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>>11084664
I dont ever remember ochiko making this picture
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>>11089293
Saving Private Ralts
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>>11092097
went digging on the internet and found this
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>>11092380
Next time keep it to yourself.
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>>11093895
Don't eat meat that hasn't been cooked properly. You can get sick
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>>11065506
Not gonna lie, I'd fuck that plant raw.
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>>11095630
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Do Gardevoirs produce milk for their babies?
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>>11095877
are they mammals?
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posting oc
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>>11097349
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>>11069858
An otherwise perfect pic ruined by a dick on the wrong character.
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>>11097326
>>11097349
>>11097387
This is what we call "good shit"
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>>11095630
What plant
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>>11099271
there not plants
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What's hotter between Gardevoir pregnant with a human baby or a human girl pregnant with a Ralts?
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>>11099759
If I have to choose I'll take the former, but ideally mom is of the former choice and the baby is of the latter.
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>>11095877
No. They are not mammals and they do not have breasts.
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>>11100010
Where does it say they are not get fucked faggot.
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>>11100109
>Egg Group: Amorphous

And show me a single official pic of a Gardevoir with breasts.
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>>11100163
Because its a game for kids you stupid faggot.
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>>11100248
Jynx proves you wrong. Jynx is in the Human-like egg group and has breasts in official art, despite being a Pokemon. Jynx is a mammal or something very similar. Gardevoir is not.
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>>11100360
ya human like in shape nigger not in what it is magmar is also in the human like egg group ya mammals are known for being on fire lava ducks. we have no clue about any of these and those are just circles not actual breast why are you even here if you are just going to be a huge faggot kill yourself.
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>>11097326
You did this?
Looks nice
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>>11099759
The latter, by far.
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>>11097326
>>11097349
>>11097387
bby if you actually made these they wouldn't have inconsistent filenames.

unless Mutsurf really doesn't have anything better to do with his time.
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>>11100360
>>11100163
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>>11095877
I've heard the "Gardevoir aren't supposed to be humanoid because they're not in the right egg group" argument a hundred times and while I think it's a flimsy as hell argument to begin with we're not even talking about humanoids specifically here. We're talking about mammals. Mammals aren't exclusively humans. "Mammal" covers a fucking lot of animals. So as long as Gardevoir isn't, like, a fish, plant, lizard or insect then lactation is still in theory a possibility.

The fuck are they teaching people in school these days?
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>>11102850
Non-humanoid mammals are in the Field egg group. Amorphous egg group is exclusively weird creatures.
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squeak
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Humans are actually the only mammals who have breasts all the time. Other mammals will only develop them when nursing.
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I think gardevoirs look like they way they do because they could have bred with humans or are distant cousins
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Gardevoir sucks. What is the point if you can't even go in for a nice hug if it has that huge chest thing in the way? Plus its dress is part of its body and can't be removed, which would make it hard to do lewd things because it'd always be in the way.
What's the point of a waifu it is a struggle to kiss it, cuddle it and fug it?
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>>11105868
>Not looking past these limitations because its your waifu and you love her
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>>11105868
The dress can be removed
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>>11105868
It can levitate so it can easily position itself to kiss you without stabbing. You can hug it from the side. It can give you blowjobs. If you search "on-model gardevoir" on AO3 there is a greentext fic written for the previous Gardevoir thread about this.

>>11105935
Where do wild Gardevoir get them then?
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>>11105964
They can grow them. It would be very useful to remove them. For example, a wild gardevoir trips and falls into a river. her dress would become heavy with water and make it move slow. another example, she's taking a piss and falls into her piss puddle. now if you got piss on your clothes you would want to remove them.
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>>11105897
She's not my waifu, these things always just bothered me about Gardevoir, I've never liked it compared to other pokes.

>>11105935
If you cut it off maybe. Canonically they are a part of their body, I think. We've never seen one without it any official art or heard about it either. In the 3d Model the dress and lower torso sort of merge together. Meloetta would be in a similar situation.

>>11105964
I know there are work arounds, I always felt though a pokemon without them would be better. But I guess if I really loved Gardevior I'd look past it.

Although quite a lot of 'waifu' Pokemon would be a bit trickier to kiss then people imagine. There mouthed are located on a lower portion of their head, so you can't just kiss them directly like you could another person, you have to til their head back or kiss them from below.
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>>11105996
>she's taking a piss
Gardevoir don't have a urethra so they can't piss. Any water they drink is removed by some unknown mechanism, probably the same thing Water types use to make water out of nothing.
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>>11106015
Water types use their piss. that's why people don't drink from them and don't have them squirt water at them when it's hot outside
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>>11106042
They don't. Hydro Pump creates "a huge volume of water", and it can be used many times until the Pokemon runs out of PP (and then it can use PP recharging items). It can't be piss because there's too much to fit inside the Pokemon.

I would actually prefer if Gardevoir could piss but it is impossible. It would have to be an anthropomorphic Gardevoir-furry (like all the Gardevoir with breasts).
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>>11106015
I had a shower thought a while back thinking about how physics get all their energy. I came up with that they have bacteria in their intestines that break down what would normally be unable to be digested. that way they get all the energy out of their meal with little waste. They do piss because pissing is not just for removing extra water. its for removing deadly toxins that build up in the blood. without it they will die
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>>11106090
what if they develop breast during the time they have babies
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>>11106095
Well Sun and Moon did confirm that some Pokemon leave droppings, well at least Wingull do. An NPC on the beach says so.
So I assume some pokemon do poop and pee probably. Sadly we'll never truly no which.
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>>11106105
I guess all. They need to eat to get energy. They need to get rid of some stuff that can't be digested. They have to get rid of toxins from their blood. Plants would be an exception. they can do photosynthesis to get energy
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>>11106095
They don't shit either. They have no genitalia of any kind. The can remove solid waste the same way they remove water, like Rock types can create rocks out of nothing.

>>11106100
You see them immediately after they produce eggs in the games and they don't.

>>11106105
Probably all Field egg group can, and some in other egg groups. But none in Amorphous egg group.
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>>11106147
Shut up. we are trying to have a normal discussion on how pokemon would work in the real world
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>>11106157
Pokemon world isn't the real world. Pokemon world has weird physics, eg. no conservation of energy. Not all Pokemon need to eat or drink.
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>>11106157
Its a kind of silly statement really. If they were real would they not be 100% like they were in the game? If they weren't then would they still be the Pokemon we'd know? Could some Pokemon even exist and still follow all rules of physics and stuff?
Its pointless to argue what would occur if they were real because there are so many things about Pokemon we don't even know yet because we haven't seen enough lore from the games.
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>>11106187
>>11106187
Well with science and the threat of North Korea nuking us it might be a possibility
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I'm just trying to see how pokemon work. Pokemon gave me a good childhood and I want to relive the times when their was only 2 genders, gas was under $2, and we stood for the national anthem
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>>11106239
It doesn't make any sense. How do Poke balls work? Why can't you catch humans in Poke balls?
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>>11106239
I do too, its just sucks having to guess everything. I wish they released more lore and that pokedex entires had more info. It doesn't need to be physically possible, just have explanations.
Besides I'd never wish for a pokemon to exist there, I'd rather go to a Pokemon world myself.
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>>11106251
It's better that they don't explain. Pokemon works on "rule of cool", and logical explanation is impossible. If they try to explain it will be something stupid like Star Wars.
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>>11106267
If it's just data, why can't I copy Pokemon? Why can't I copy humans?
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>>11106278
software limits that so as to not do that. there can be problems with that. also human dna is put on a list that will cause the ball to not capture the person
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>>11106267
But that's fan art though?
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>>11106313
it involves physics
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>>11106296
Why has nobody hacked a Poke ball or built one without the limits? How did ancient Poke balls seen in the anime have software limits before computers existed?
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>>11106328
I guess, but who's to say the Pokemon universe even follows conventional physics?
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>>11102006
Where is the rest of this comic?
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>>11106341
they could made up a coding language and kept that language from the public
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want me to start a new thread about how pokemon function in the real world?
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>>11106365
It wouldn't work. People hack/inject Pokemon all the time in the real world without access to the game's source code, so they would do it in the game world too.

But Porygon line is canonically made of code, and it has DRM that apparently nobody has cracked. So the real answer is that Pokemon doesn't make any sense and you're not supposed to think about it.
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lets end this argument. gardevoirs have a urinary system to remove toxins, there are 2 genders, and hitler did nothing wrong
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>>11110799
Death and destruction
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Headcanon: The Ralts-line "clothing" is actually skin growth. If a predator holds onto it tight they can detach their extra skin and flee. The skin will regrow/heal if damaged. Captive Gardevoirs will often be "trimmed" for aesthetic purposes by their trainers.
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>>11112120
That's my theory
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If gardevoirs are more powerful than humans does that mean that they can fail harder?
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>>11113564

I like how she's smoking.
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>>11113680
ROLL ROLL ROLL YOUR JOINTS, PASSTHEM DOWNTHELINE TAKE ACTOKE INHALE THESMOKE AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND
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I had this dream
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>>11114725
not even last night's storm could wake you
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>>11115060
Had a tornado 2 days ago. it was my birthday
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>>11115060
my shed is gone
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>>11112885
You better believe it. Give them beer and sit back and watch the fun
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How intelligent are Gardevoirs and Gallades? If they're equally as intelligent as humans but in addition have Psychic/Fairy/Fighting powers why are humans the dominant species?

>>11115398

This is cute! CUTE!
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>>11117398
That ralts is like "bitch I'm cute no matter what"
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need a name for a p-51 mustang
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>>11117398
They're smarter than humans, but they can't cooperate. The hate going near other Gardevoir/Gallade because their psychic powers interfere with each other. They still have social instincts and will meet others for breeding or in emergencies, but there's no Gardevoir/Gallade civilization. That's why they like humans so much: social contact without the discomfort of interfering powers.

In basically all fantasy/sci-fi settings, the human superpower is bureaucracy. We're uniquely good at organizing large groups. It's the same reason humans beat the smarter and stronger Neanderthals in reality.
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>>11118402
I brough my gardevoir to my tech school. wanna hear what she did
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>>11118465
Yes.
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>>11118492
here is a list
>when she was tough how to talk, she has a very bad sailor mouth.
>came to class drunk
>when the teacher told her to not draw dicks in ms paint she called the teacher a "Pansy ass mother fucker"
>she was squirming in her seat. . she told me she gotta piss. i told her to go and sign out and go to the bathroom. she did. when someone went to use the bathroom they were laughing at the sign out sheet. Gardevoir put Africa as her destination.
>got up out of her seat and went to the back of the classroom and discharged a fire extinguisher
>started a fire in the class trash can and tried to piss it out. it did not work
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>>11118756
>ms paint
MS for "My Silph" because it's made by Silph Co. not Microsoft.

>Africa
Fictional continent from some video game she was playing?
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>this thread

captcha: hernani valve
wow just wow
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>>11117398
something something written by 10yos
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>>11121428
It's almost a realistic Gardevoir, but Gardevoir don't have thumbs.
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>>11121503
I asked a drawfag in /vp/ to model it after pic related.
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>>11121503
Watch it or in a minute you won't have thumbs, either.
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do gardevoirs drink beer?
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>>11123889
Yes, but only for the flavor because they can't get drunk (although they might fake being drunk for fun).
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>>11124060
Cute
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>>11124060
they are living. beer makes any living thing drunk. trust me I got a fish drunk
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>>11125643
They are living but they're not made of animal cells. Look at the other creatures in the Amorphous egg group. Most of them could not be considered "animals". There must be a reason the Ralts line is Amorphous, and the most likely explanation is that it has completely alien biology. But Blaziken/Delphox/most other waifumon will get drunk because they are made of animal cells.
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>>11125691
How come I could get a catfish drunk
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>>11125719
Catfish are made of animal cells.
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>>11125691
Humans are considered animals. there animals
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>>11125727
In reality, life is divided into "kingdoms": bacteria, protozoa, chromista (algae and things, sometimes included with protozoa), fungi, plants, and animals. Only animals can get drunk. It includes birds, fish, humans, etc.

In Pokemon world there are many other kingdoms of life. Eg. ultra beasts, digital lifeforms, living minerals, etc. Ralts line is one of them. They are not animals in the biological sense. But everything in the Field/Bug/Flying/Human-like egg group is an animal.
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>>11125691
I gave my gardevoir a water bottle full of moonshine. she thought it was water and took a large drink from it. now she's drunk as fuck
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>>11125773
do they have neurotransmitters?
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>>11125779
She is just pretending to be drunk because she thinks it's funny. If there is a real emergency she will sober up immediately so she can protect you.
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>>11125792
No, they don't even have cells. Their body is made from an unknown substance. They cannot live without psychic energy, eg. you cannot take a biopsy from one and grow it in a petri dish.
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>>11125823
There not a fungus. if they don't have neurotransmitters then they don't have brains and can't do the stuff they do
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>>11125837
They don't have a brain. They have some equivalent built of psychic energy. It has no physical form, and it's impossible to examine it using real life technology.
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Lets end this argument. they can get drunk because alcohol effects their brains.
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>>11125866
If you cut a Gardevoir open you won't find any internal organs, because it is amorphous. Even if you examine it under a microscope you won't see any structure. It can only live using "psychic" power, which is not magical but also not something that exists in our world. Theoretically it would be possible to build a "psychic microscope" or similar in the Pokemon world and then it would be possible to study Gardevoir biology.
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>>11125891
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>>11118447
nice plane
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>>11125953
That is a Gardevoir-furry (anthropomorphic Gardevoir), not a real Gardevoir.
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>>11125997
You're autistic, not a real human.
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>>11126018
Petition Game Freak to move them out of the Amorphous egg group if you want them to have internal organs. And they will ignore you like they always ignore requests.
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Lets talk about this plane here>>11118447
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>>11126082
It's bad art but I approve of Gardevoir flying planes. They would make ideal test pilots, because they can use precognition to sense if something is going wrong, and then teleport out and gently float to the ground.
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>>11126107
its traced. I can't draw shit
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>>11126132
Also I like the name "Green Knight" (referencing the Japanese name for Gardevoir I assume).
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>>11126156
Thanks and Yes. Also they can use their telekinesis to squeeze their waist to keep blood to their head. its like a built in g suit
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>>11126183
That makes sense
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I had a dream where lighting struck the telephone pole outside my house. the surge went to my computer and instead of frying it something weird happened. when I was messing with pokemon roms I hit the button that sends the pokemon to pokewalker. but what it did was cause little sparks in the USB ports which converted elements in the air into living matter which became the pokemon that I sent to the pokewalker
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>>11127657
Beep
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>>11128691
Squeak
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What if Gardevoirs and Gallades think humanity is dumb and weak and only accept to be our Pokémon because they're worried about us and don't want to see us hurt or doing stupid things?
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>>11131940
I don't think so. I give them beer and if there really good I'll give them some of Jimmy's grass
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>>11132037
So your the one who has the drunk gardevoir that goes on rambling about the government's lies
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>>11133412

Cute! Share more Ralts!
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>>11133771
sorry but that's my only one I have
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>>11133771
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>>11133771
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could this be why my computer takes forever to respond after booting to desktop?
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>>11136834
mabye
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>>11137198
that's on my desktop. also when is recaptcha gonna get its fucking shit together
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>>11124060
>>11125691
>>11125726
>>11125823
>>11125852
>>11125891
>>11125997
>>11126032
These threads are always good for finding pure uncut autism like this.
You the same sad cunt who was bragging about being into bestiality?
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>>11118447
autism
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>>11137662
Why the fuck are you here then?
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>>11137688
Porn
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>>11137727
here's some porn
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>>11137611
I grew up on a farm. You won't believe how many people we had to chase away for trying to fuck animals
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>>11138036
Hot.
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>>11138207
I see you like
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What do I need to properly take care of a gardevoir? I don't want her to be mistreated
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>>11137611
Why would somebody into bestiality want a Gardevoir to be less like an animal?
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I wish Ralts was real...
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>>11140140
Because he hates the idea of Gardevoir even being remotely humanlike.
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>>11141817
Alien-like Gardevoir is non-human in the opposite way to animal-like Gardevoir.
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If pokemon were real I would have a ralts so I can give her head pats
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>>11065506
https://discord.gg/snTPUE
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>>11140140
>>11141817
Gardevoirs could pass as human if the conditions are right
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>>11145291
I mean if they show advance knowledge and emotions
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Gardevoirs are a very useful pokemon. There DNA could unlock the key to the ailment that we humans have been trying to cure, death.
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>>11142065
>Alien-like
Aliens are a type of animal you drooling retard. If it's alive, then it's a type of animal.
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>>11146482
Animals are only one of the six or so kingdoms of life. And in the Pokemon world there are many others. See:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_(biology)

If aliens evolved independently then they would not be animals in the taxonomy sense.
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>>11146482
I agree
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>>11146544
No, but they'd be animals in the sense that they're a type of organic life.

This is also completely ignoring the fact that many aspects of Gardevoir's biology can be explained fairly well with our current understanding of biology.
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>>11146583
The egg laying can be explained. there is a class of mammals that lay eggs
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>>11146628
So, monotremes?
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>>11146583
Pokemon biology is never clearly explained in the games, so any speculation is just that. We don't even know how Pokemon reproduction works (hot Skitty on Wailord action!). But I like the idea of the "alien-like" Gardevoir because:
>similarity to the traditional "gray" alien (large head, no visible reproductive organs, psychic powers)
>Ralts line are the only humanoids in the amorphous egg group so there must be something weird about them
>Idea that they are "more evolved" (yes, I know this makes no scientific sense, but neither does Pokemon in general) than humans

IMO Gardevoir should be somewhat creepy. >>11114481 captures it well despite the breasts.
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>>11146628
>>11146637
Warmblooded monotremes, yes. Which means if we can classify them, then we can understand them through extrapolation alone.
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>>11146637
yes, the lower body temp means less energy spent warming them up and more energy for the brain
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>>11146647
Just call them warm blooded monotremes and drop the autism. GF has shown them to be cuddly waifu bait in the card games and a poke amie has also shown them to be cutesy.
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https://discordapp.com/invite/vWss7CF
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>>11146838
I agree with you. They are friendly. In the game they say they don't know how pokemon reproduce because they don't wanna explain sex
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I'm lonely. cheer me up
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>>11147950
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>>11146838
>>11146981
Why can't they be cutesy and friendly and creepy all at once?
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>>11148337
The creepiness can come from them wanting sex
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>>11148337
Just think about your gardevoir having a burning need for sex. She's very horny. Her pussy is wet and burning for sex. Her fingers can't relieve her need. She needs the real deal, your dick. She would do anything to get some dick
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>>11150854
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My gardevoir just passed out from all the beer she had. I'll take nude pictures of her for you all
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>>11151524
kys
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>>11151593
I've been waiting for someone to tell me to kill myself so I have a reason to end this deep depression that I'm suffering from
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>>11150854

Gayllades are love.
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>>11152520
They need to be gassed
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>>11152658

They don't.
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>>11151524
Well?
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>>11158571
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>>11158616
Nice
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>>11153205
They need to be fucked
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>>11117398
They don't have opposable thumbs.
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>>11161817
Doesn't matter, they have telekinesis.
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>>11161529
Fake and gay
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>>11161529
Here's the original you dipshit
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How would a gardevoir tell you that she's hungry, needs a bathroom break, not felling well/sick, hurt, ect...
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new thread >>11164507
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