Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gauntlet XCII
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 48 for the Gauntlet XCII.
No dupes, I reserve the right to do whatever the hell I want.
Tomo Aizawa
My wife
Aron
>>11063133
Berkut
Desmond Sycamore
Johnny
>>11063133
Takeshita
Valtr
>>11063133
Neopolitan
Reina of the Twin Blades
>>11063133
Lum!
Ai Ebihara
>>11063133
Araragi Karen
Izumi Konata
Jenny
Pocky
Kindred Hunter
Shirai Kuroko
Elias Ainsworth
DES PA CITO
>>11063133
Crashman
Bobby Fulbright
>>11063133
Blizzard Chaser
Sachi's Manga
Be mine
Star Butterfly
>>11063133
Ridley
Eric Andre
Kirino Ranmaru
>>11063133
The Aurum
Mtn Dew or Dr Pepper
Lucha Watching Dusk
Le Yaoi Man
>>11063133
The loud tits
Jiren the Gay
Wolfgang Grimmer
Mysterious Heroine X
Reminder that no one truly appreciates what you do here and no matter who you are, everyone will still find an excuse to hate you.
GUTS
Onslaught
Drop it down to 36.
>>11063219
>implying
I am the opposite, I like everyone.
The Gay Community
>>11063133
Krystal
Okita Souji
>>11063133
Ikkun
Gabe The Glue Man Degrossi
>>11063133
Bolin
>>11063229
Nah fuck that.
THREE MORE
>>11063239
>liking Bolin
You're dead to me
>>11063133
Jaws
>>11063229
I second this. Hell, I'd almost say down to a 24 with 27 uids
>>11063133
Sonic
Araragi Karen
>>11063239
your next line is
Fuck off with your nicepost
>Tfw your future animu ava isn't much of a talker and hardly goes beyond short and quick responses .
>I won't be able to have fun with something simple because of the current standards and labels people toss around
Lillipup
>>11063133
Sharktopus
>>11063219
You bitch and moan about how nobody cares about anything but anime characters when you non-anime folk do a horrible job making each other feel appreciated. Git gud.
>>11063257
>not liking the potato
You can cook him if you cut him well.
>>11063270
Wait but I'm the niceposter.
>>11063274
Nice blogpost faggot.
Kill yourself
>>11063274
>Caring about children who never RP'd
lost
>>11063274
nice RP
>>11063274
>current
It's been like this for at least the past 7 months
>>11063274
>Blaming non-existent standards you drew up in your insecure little head as an excuse for your own short comings
Some people are just meant to be mediocre, kid. Tough luck. Git gud.
>>11063282
I... Good point.
LADIIIIIIIIES ANNNNNNNNNNND GENTLEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
...I, uhhh, I think i may have to ask the network to bump the rating for this one. For some rather obvious reasons. But anyways, welcome back TOOOO THEEEEE GAUNTLEEEEEET!
As per scripted lines, you all have SIX MINUTES to swap yourself out for some other poor sap, or correct anything that needs it.
My blog
9th doctor
>>11063317
Let's begin
>>11063317
It's been quite some time for me. I'm ready to begin at any moment.
>Acts nice with their ava but are actually a piece of shit
What's their name HG?
DDD, I know you're reading this.
Just stop.
You do know that good RPers have little to no standards and aren't afraid to do anything with thier rp and that's what makes them good, right?
>>11063317
Alright let's do this thing.
>>11063342
You.
>>11063317
As always, may the best win.
>>11063342
Sssh, games are happening. Autistic questions later.
>>11063317
>>11063276
>>11063190
I wanna see the two shark things fight! That's bound to be great for ratings right?
>>11063366
inb4 u da bes
>>11063317
Get on with this boring arena. I don't have time to waste sitting around, waiting for it to start.
>>11063366
Kill yourself with this retarded meme
>>11063317
>Looking to the other three in her group, the ice cream girl appears to approve of her partners.
>She smiles softly to them and nods.
>>11063342
Everyone I don't like.
That just happens to be all of the nufags.
>>11063347
no, everyone has self-imposed standards. The fact their RP is good enough to hide it mkes them good roleplayers
>>11063342
I wonder who
>>11063373
>>11063376
ZOZZLE
it still baffles me how many people on here think they’re cool or witty by being excessively negative about everything
it still baffles me how many people on here think they’re cool or witty by being excessively negative about everything
>>11063392
GOD IS NOT REAL EVERYONE IS STUPID EXCEPT ME I AM SPECIAL WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
>>11063380
Explain these "Standards" insecurefags are always bitching about? They can't be good because other people are too good? Help me understand.
>>11063364
>>11063371
Don't be nice to Sharktopus, he's weird
>>11063371
>swapping for filler
Star no
Enjoy people shitposting during your game asswhore.
I will
>>11063392
I don't do it to be witty, I do it because I feel like it.
>>11063392
Still baffles me how you still acknowledge or question it in a place on 4Chan and where people are actively known to make excessively negative comments for the sole purpose spoiling the thread for the people who still enjoy it.
>>11063344
Accepted! And not because the network is trying to force a tie-in with Doctor Who for a later episode, nope, no way! Hahah...
>>11063364
ANOTHER shark?! Get the Discovery Channel on the line here! Accepted!
>>11063371
As much as three sharks would be entertaining, I am going to have to say...denied!
That's all, that's the cut-off, folks! We will begin after a message from one of our sponsors!
>A commercial for the next season of Doctor Who airs.
>>11063414
But he's a shaaaaaaaaark!
Back to NXT now!
>>11063317
Redongo bongo!
>>11063376
Well, if it entertains you so much then I would be most delighted to kill myself, anon.
>nobody answered my question
wow r00d
>>11063409
There are always standards, it's just that people have different levels of standards.
Insecurefags just fall under the people that expect that others have higher levels of standards than theirselves.
there are two kinds of asian women. Those who are sick of whiney losers hitting on them, and those who have thoroughly supressed their limp dicked husbands. In either case they will put out for someone who doesnt take their shit. I just stare them right in the eye while their bitching slowly dwindles away. Its surprising how few men are willing to stand up to them, but the second I do its like my cock has a magical appeal to them. Like they havent met a real man in their entire life. I can only guess that their husbands are impotent cash dispensers.
>>11063433
He's a Shark Octopus!
Just another day huh, HG?
>>11063414
He's not weird! He's just misunderstood! An outcast no matter where he goes!
>>11063418
>Star Yes!
>>11063461
Children vs Manchildren daily 24-hour marathon
>>11063456
>tfw it's true
>>11063470
SHARK OCTOPUS!
Now we try to have fun and stop shitposting
Okay?
Okay.
>>11063317
Hey, is that another robot I see in the distance?
I wanted to try hosting but the past threads have made me question my decision.
Should I host?
>>11063490
After Asgore
>>11063490
IF you want to, do it for yourself and because you want to have fun hosting.
>>11063490
It's up to you lol
>>11063490
Don't is not worth it.
>>11063490
You can always give it a try and see how it goes. Though wait til this host is finished.
HEEEEEEEERE WEEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Even my own wife doesn't say it that much in bed!
How can you shove something that's invisible? Where the hell did he go, anyways? Ah, well, it's outta my hands now. I blame the simulator.
So, uhh...does that make it the Lesbian Community now? I'm not sure how that works.
YANDERE ALERT!
Ah, Sharktopus should be happy about that. That is, unless he's a fraud.
Thank you for doing a service to America, Bobby. We all thank you.
>>11063439
Those aren't even real words now! Are you losing your mind?!
>>11063490
>Real talk, don't ever feel forced to host. If you want to do it for yourself, that's cool, but never feel pressured to do it.
>>11063439
>This
>Decent RP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
>>11063490
If you're lucky, you'll get a quarter of the roster RPing to your game while the others fuck off or shitpost.
If you're lucky some people will like you because of what you do but the majority won't care
If you're lucky you'll be namedropped
If you're lucky
Then, I want you to ask yourself this question:
Is it worth it?
Is it REALLY worth it?
>>11063475
Sad really. It gets us nowhere in the end.
>>11063523
Canon event for my wife
>>11063531
Being namedropped in shitposts is lucky? So that's why I have 2k hits on desu.
>>11063523
Wait what? How?! I spent an age racking that many points!
>>11063523
The whole world? That many people can't be watching just me, can they?
>>11063523
Off with you! Now then, where was I... Ah, yes. There was a puzzle I'd like to share with you a- *ZZZT*
>It's like I never left, I swear.
>>11063523
>After the transfer is completely done, Karen whips out a package of oreos and hands one cookie to Johnny.
Congratulations for your new legs! Maybe everyone will look over at you with those new babies.
>>11063523
O-oh thanks, but I'm sure Krystal still has a shot at victory!
>>11063523
What the hell do you think you'ryou're doing, kid? Let me out of here before I call your parents.
Hold on, is that a chainsaw? Okay, Okay, wanna talk this out? I'll give you a whole box of cookies if you just turn that thing of-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
>My shitty filler is killing legit RPers
>>11063592
You too?
High five bro
>>11063523
>Neopolitan raises an eyebrow as she looks at the picture.
>She gets a rather odd feeling crawling down the back of her neck, but shrugs it off.
>>11063317
You know, I'm not usuallI the one In the guests chair when it comes to appearing on public television, but then again the guests on my show don't usually have to go and kill 40 other people, so I probably shouldn't be comparing a dog to a fucking gorilla.
>>11063523
Oh come on, do you realize how funny it would have been if I'd been killed right of the bat after that subpar little "let's do this shit" speech? You just wasted a perfect opportunity!
ERIC ANDRE BECOMING HALF-MAN, AND HALF-MACHINE! HE'S AN UNSTOPPABLE KILLING MACHINE NOW!
Of course the one from south of the border would be the only one upset that that damned song is gone.
ONE OF THE MOST UNLIKELY PAIRINGS I'VE EVER SEEN SOMEHOW WORKS! You know what they say, folks: opposites attract!
Oh, hey, he's back again, and in the position to play detective.
I had absolutely NO idea that Ikkun was a marine biologist. Astounding things you learn here, I'll tell ya!
You're in a world of trouble, Kirino.
>33 tributes
>8 people Rping
The state of """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""PRIME TIME""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>11063634
Who wants to rp in a shitposts infested game?
>>11063633
Split it between yourselves. All of this stuff is useless to me
>>11063634
>Grass is green
>Water is Wet
>HG has always been like this despite what your nostalgia goggles tell you
What else is new?
>>11063586
I hate you so much.
Although these cyborg legs are pretty nic-no that's not the point I still hate you!
>Johnny pouts and let a single year flow as he munches on his pity Oreo.
>>11063633
As, come on, I was excited to watch Raptor Adventure 3 for the fourth time.
>>11063634
Nah
>>11063633
Are you serious right now!! When I find the person who took them, they will be crashed!!
>>11063633
This is the only way you can defeat Justice... With your cheats and your drugs! It's a victory without the flavour of a victory, Eric. I hope you're proud of what you've done because you're at the same level of a con man right now.
>>11063678
Oops
>>11063633
Yeesh, talk about a tough crowd. Besides, I'm pretty sure these fellas couldn't handle the movies I was gonna suggest, or maybe people just don't wanna watch films starring me.
>>11063633
>The pills weren't pills, they were a single thumb-drive, as she puts it in, her eyes flash up, before going over all the colors of the rainbows, as Jenny smiles due to the LSD virus that is in her
Woooah!
OH WHAT THE *BLEEP*?! ALREADY?! YOU ALL COULDN'T WAIT UNTIL JUST A BIT LATER FOR WAR?!
...Oh, wait, they had no say in it.
Well, have fun!
>>11063634
Ah, who cares? Just as long as ratings are up and I still get my paycheck!
>>11063633
Marine biology isn't at work here. I could sit here and say that I read a book about heart surgery or had a class on the subject once, the creature would have survived without my help.
>>11063633
>>11063720
Seems like Rathalos parts are resistant to that kind of fire too, luckily enough for me
>>11063720
>Arena already
>>11063720
Maybe using all my ammo was a bit... overkill...
>>11063720
>The princess steps out of the battlefield, checking her body for any bullet holes.
W-we won?
>>11063720
GET. CRASHED!
>>11063720
Mammals, gotta hate 'em. I mean really, their hair gets everywhere and while I'm talkin' about them I gotta say they have bad taste in just about everything.
>>11063633
>Neo is caught unaware and obliterated by Eric.
>
>>11063633
Wait I don't think robots have any bloo-aaAAOHGOD.
>Grows a stupid robot hun arm because of "science and shit"
Oh Jesus, what kind of kind of shitty 80s sci-fi movie did I just walk into?
>Arm become sentient and blasts two random people
Now I just feel like I'm stealing ideas from other shows here. I mean, it's not like anybody's ever seen that within the past month or so before.
>>11063720
>Arm shoots of another missile into a crowd of people
Okay this is starting to become an actual issue, if this keeps up I'm going to be labeled as some kind of iron man terrorist.
I hope Karen wins
>>11063720
Fire in the hol-oh gosh darn it these new prosthetic legs are so itchy.
Just give me a momen-
>KABOOM
Well, 28 of you are gone already. This oughta be a fast one, especially since there's not post-Arena peace this time
You get an "A" for effort, Aron. And for stupidity.
>>11063756
Yell at that programmer, I just commentate. I'm as stunned as you are.
>>11063784
how do you fap?
>>11063816
I'm just going to leave this situation before things get even stranger
How can I improve on my greentexts? No matter what ava I use it always feels the same.
>>11063832
Drills his ass?
>>11063837
Stop doing anime.
>>11063832
robots don't have the equipment for that, silly
>>11063837
You do it by killing yourself
>>11063837
Adjectives. Describe everything your ava would be doing in the most mundane way possible. Also give your ava lots of autistic cartoon mannerisms that no one actually does outside of fiction.
This, is how you will truly have good rp.................
>>11063832
I, er. I don't.
>>11063816
Vaeric Ltrandre sounds a lot cooler than the two of you.
>>11063816
>She looks away while blushing, before extending her neck to kiss the goat before rolling it back to herself and covering her face in embarrassment
I can't believe I'm playing this...
>>11063837
Read some actual books instead of manchildren anime subtiles
Remember what I said about this being a fast one?
Well, ONE TRIBUTE HEARD ME, AND HE'S RACKING UP A BODY COUNT TO RIVAL QUEEN FRIGGIN' SAKI FROM MONTHS AGO!
Cute girls always sell merch. That's just one of the constants of marketing.
BLIZZARD DOES WHAT ARON COULD NOT!
>>11063879
how do you pick up stuff?
>>11063875
>Also give your ava lots of autistic cartoon mannerisms that no one actually does outside of fiction.
Because HG isn't fiction?
Jump off a bridge one liner trash
>hosting in a commynity full ungrateful shitters
Lmaoing at your lmao
>>11063816
I don't know, "Eric Valtre" sounds like a high-schoolers shitty D&D name.
>>11063902
>giving people advice means I'm one liner trash
call me aussa
>>11063891
Kill yourself asswhore
>>11063852
Enough with the drill innuendos! I get enough of those from the women here as it is!
>>11063899
Very, very cautiously.
>>11063891
I'm not even mad this time...
>>11063891
This situation seems overly cruel, miss. We need to get that thing off of him
>>11063816
>Not sure if I even care at this point. After the arena event I'm far too tired to even move and after repeated games I have no will to resist. A comedic death like this fits a side character like me best.
>>11063891
I suppose in usual fashion, and especially after this, I cheer for the one who kills me. Go go Gabe.
Well, after less than 3 days, we've only got 10 people left, and it looks like most of 'em are content now just screwing with each other. I don't know whether to be relieved or annoyed at that.
>Knucklehead pokes her head out of the water and eyes the shore for something to eat. Looks like she just missed a game though.
>>11063891
Holy shit Glue Man.
>>11063891
>She tries her best to pull the sword, even trying to jet pack while holding it, with no avail, as the sword didn't even budge, before she gives up and walks away, clapping when Gabe pulled it
Good jo-
>She gets killed by hane before she can congratulate him
(Thanks for hosting!)
>>11063937
>Anime cancer everywhere.
The only good tributes left are the turd, eric and the blue man
>>11063945
Kill yourself
>>11063945
>Jenny notices the shark, giving it a wave
Hello there, what's your name, I'm Jenny, say you don't look... like any kind of fish or human I've seen, what are you?
>>11063945
>A figure waves from the beach.
>It's the resident mute ice cream girl!
>She appears to not have anything to offer the shark girl though...
GAH! Already?! This really is the fastest edition ever! There's nobody left!
Well, not literally, but there may as well be nobody anymore after that!
>>11063945
>The water happens to be the pitcher of water the current host keeps next to him as he commentates. As he reaches for it to take a drink, he looks at it and-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>11063949
Thanks for being here, Miss...Robot!
>>11063955
>eric
>good
Kys nufag cancer. OOC shiters are the opposite of good
>>11063989
Kill yourself manchild, go fap to cartoon teenage girls and fuck off
>>11063980
Well, if I'm going to be stuck, I might as well try to eat my way out of the food
>>11063937
Shit, it actually does kinda have a theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMHN27a-D5E
Thanks for hosto bosto, goat
>>11063945
Kill yourself Vert
I fucking hate you
>>11064003
>implying i listen to the advice of nufag cancer
Wewew
>>11063945
...
I'm just really sad all of the sudden.
Anyways, emotion aside, WE'VE GOT OUR FINAL TWO! WHICH ONE WILL BE CROWNED CHAMPION OF THE FASTEST GAUNTLET IS RECORDED HISTORY?! FIND OUT...TOMORROW! Place your bets, cross your fingers, and don't get *too* excited!
>>11064009
Thanks for being here, even if you've confused me with someone else, since I am very much not a goat!
Give me a reason why I should stay in this Lebanese origami chat room.
>>11064021
>If you don't like anime trash you're nufag cancer.
Jump off a bridge midfag
>>11063945
You lost little shark?
>>11064031
Gabe has had nothing put good events.
>>11064031
>No one Rped to the game
>Shitposting everywhere
>A fucking anime girl filler cancer is gonna win
You shouldn't have hosted.
>>11064046
Who you calling little?
>>11063937
So listen, I know it's a weird thing to ask in the middle of "the kill everybody else game", but I was wondering if you want to come on my sho-OOOAAGH.
>Falls through the fake lamp, back first onto the curb
>>11063980
>
>>11064036
>implying i like animu
Nice projection nufag. Have fun with your thread full of OOC attentionposting avafags
>>11064056
>noone
>several people
Fake news needs to die
>>11064064
Choke on a dick and die
>>11063853
>>11063857
>>11063884
Can't say I expected a serious answer
>>11064081
You first
>unzips
IT'S OVER, ALL OVER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! As plain of an ending as one could expect from some Plain Janes!
>>11064050
The rightful throne for a master of warfare. He's going to have a helluva time commanding the Atlantian army, that I can tell ya.
>>11064056
The show must go on!
>>11064081
"Wah wah stop disliking my attentionwhore 3d waifu even though he's cancer"
>>11064089
Please breed me sempai
>swallows your cock
>>11064057
Not you, the other shark!
>>11064031
>
>>11064050
He deserves a little good luck every now and then.
>>11063971
>Knucklehead spots some strange looking thing waving at her from the shoreline. Intrigued, she drifts towards land and crawls onto the beach. She continues approaching the robot cautiously.
>>11063977
>Oh look, a human. Knucklehead is very familiar with them. They usually give her treats or kindness. The shark wastes little time swimming right up to the girl and seating herself at her feet. She stares up at her happily.
>>11063980
>Weird. Knucklehead goes back into the water.
>>11064026
>Another shark? Knucklehead swims towards it, keeping her guard up just in case this one's still hungry.
>>11064046
>Lost? Knucklehead shakes her head no. She knows exactly where she's going. Sort of. She swims ashore and starts sniffing around for some food.
>>11064094
You have a good game but you waste it on ungrateful faggots making it less and less good each time.
You should only host it during special times
>>11064096
Fuck off, im ironic shitposting here you inbred fucking neckbeard
>>11064108
>nuts
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE HELL YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU EVEN DID THIS GAME, BUT I HAVE TO DO THIS SPIEL ANYWAYS, SO-
CONGRATULATIONS TO...AIIIIIII EBIIIIIHAAAARAAAAAA!
YOU ARE THE NEWEST GAUNTLET CHAMPION!
Your wincard will be out as soon as the network can actually do something on-time!
>>11064117
You look at weird as Sharktopus
>>11064110
Sure is Shark Week
>>11064094
"Thanks for hosting!" everyone in the party will say. Without fail. The first time it happened I thought I had only chanced upon a community of really polite players. But after a few nights of hosting, I realized that "Thanks for hosting!" has become a kind of ritualistic chorus in the player culture of HG The moment The game has finished the apex of HG experience, and it's the only time people are ever guaranteed to stop shitposting "congrats" "Thanks for hosting" and "grats," they all say. And then it's back to business. Shitpost shitpost shitpost until somebody else host and everyone stops what they're doing for two seconds to post their entry
I don't thank you for hosting because I'm not an hypocrite. I shitposted during the game
Fuck off, you shouldn't have hosted.
>>11064127
Congratulations to the girl, and thank you for hosting
>>11064127
Thanks a bunch for the game Asgore.
>>11064127
Congrats buddy, and thanks for the fun.
>Has rigginsmania-tier game
>Host it at the worst time
Why is Asgore such a cuck?
>>11064150
>shitposts the entire game and then has the audacity to thank the host
remind me why we tolerate yuno again
>>11064127
>Neo claps politely for the winner.
>>11064117
>As the shark swims up to Neo, the girl smiles brightly with wide eyes.
>She quickly looks around, and then procures a strawberry ice cream cone and hands it to the shark girl.
Well, at least no one can say Gabe did not try. I think he dethroned Saki, without even coming first. What a guy!
That's all from me tonight! Good night, and good luck out there! signing off!
>>11064121
>Someone close to me has essentially told me the same thing in private. And I have to say: it's really fucking hard to not host for the community.
>>11064117
>the robot looks at it with a smile, before going on one knee to offer her hand
Come on now, I won't bite.
>>11064127
(Congratulations to that person, thanks for hosting 0)
Alright let's get some questions going
Does HG believe in
Ayy lmaos?
Government cover ups of ayy lmaos?
Ghosts?
The illuminati?
The Jewish plot?
The free mason plot?
Also
Did you ever have a creepy or ghostly encounter?
>>11064127
Congratulations
And thanks for hosting
>>11064150
You're the exact kind of people THIS POST : >>11064138
describes
Kill yourself you fucking shitposter
>>11064168
Yu no why we tolerate her.
>The Summary plays as the credits roll.
>>11064164
>worst time
>9 p.m. at night
Uh.
>everybody is ungrateful faggots REE
where are the ungrateful faggots
I for one am very happy someone would take the time to host for us.
>>11064170
>13 FUCKING KILLS
TOP SEED
>>11064127
>Congratulations
>>11064170
>Thank you for hosting.
>>11064136
Yeah. Got a few of my kind here too, that's pretty rare.
>>11064196
>t.ungreatful faggot trying to be edgy
>>11064127
Hey! I remember you! You gave me a spot one time. Congratulations on your win Ai, you're a great champion.
>>11064170
Thanks for the game host guy!
>Also, host whenever you want dude. You seem to enjoy it and I like your games.
>>11064170
>And I have to say: it's really fucking hard to not host for the community.
Not that guy but... Do you have a cuckolding fetish?
>>11064180
Only thing on that list they I believe in are aliens, and I believe they exist far, far far way from Earth.
>>11064180
>tfw I'm jewish
OY GEVALT! THEY KNOW, SHUT IT DOWN!
>>11064170
Don't give up on us
>>11064199
Holy shit kill yourself
>>11064127
>>11064170
Not who I wanted to win but he did amass quite the kill count. That must count for something.
>>11064170
Thanks for the game goat boy
>>11064180
>Probably somewhere
>I doubt they've ever made contact if they do exist
>There's probably a cabal of ultra rich, powerful people who meet up and shoot the shit, but I doubt it's like anything out of say, Deus Ex
>Eh, probably not
>Super unlikely
Also
>Nope
>>11064209
Your kind?
Discord
>>11064136
>Knucklehead's never heard of a sharktopus before. She wonders which one it's more akin to, the octopus or the shark. That immediately leads into the thought of if its edible or not.
>>11064169
>This is why Knucklehead loves people! She slowly reaches up towards the ice cream cone and tries taking it as gently as possible before cramming it into her mouth.
>>11064172
>The shark's approach slows down as the weird thing kneels down and holds out a hand. Sure she said she won't bite, but who knows else this weird thing can do? Knucklehead gives her metal hand a safety sniff as she draws closer.
>>11064233
I'm a robot.
>>11064164
>rigginsmania-tier game
You mean shit?
>>11064170
Stop hosting so much.
It's your fault HG stays shit. People take hosts for granted, if you stopped hosting for a while they'll understand how precious guys like you are.
Stop being a cuck holy shit, it's not that hard.
>>11064170
Please keep doing what you do best. You're probably one of the best hosts we have right now. Fuck what the doom and gloom fags have to say
>>11064234
Skype
>>11064180
it's possible
no
no
>do I believe in a real organization
oy vey
no
>>11064241
>Waves
Some post the memes where the guy goes up to a group of megadeth fans and triggers them by saying metallica. I want to edit it.
Name good hosts who aren't cucks
>>11064261
>Doesn't look edible. Oh well. Knucklehead will find something else to eat.
>>11064270
Define cuck
>>11064170
Ignore the jaded shitters. I'm grateful for your games
>>11064248
....So can't be eaten?
>>11064241
He's the- >>11064261 yeah him
>>11064270
yuno
kamina
seth
asgore
everyone
>>11064241
>Eyes light up with happiness as she claps her hands together while she watches the shark devour the ice cream, cone and all in one gulp.
>Gingerly reaching forward, she gently pats Knucklehead on the, well, head.
Name 5 things that aren't Jackie Chan
>>11064270
>>11064275
Host who waste their games on ungrateful shitters instead of choosing the best time to host, maximizing the overall enjoyment
>>11064295
lamp post
sofa
Jackie Chan
... fuck
>>11064295
Jackie Chan
>>11064170
>>11064192
Thank you for hosting the game but it was a shame I had to die early. Oh well, I'll see you in the next one.
>>11064279
Pretty much. If humans taste bad, I taste awful.
>>11064314
Hopefully not.
>People don't realize that Asgore is the only thing keeping this community alive
>>11064241
Hmmm... sniffing me, huh? That must mean you are hungry, well let me get something for you!
>she extends her hand to fetch something edible, before grabbing a measly fresh apple
Well this d-
>Her two pony-tail looking do-dades start moving in weird ways, she hands the apple over and waves goodbye before she blasts off
Bye! Can't be here forever!
>>11064143
>>11064150
>>11064155
>>11064172
>>11064183
>>11064199
>>11064216
>>11064230
>>11064314
Thank you all for being here!
>>11064180
Yes, Yes, Yes, No, No, No, No
>>11064216
Oh, believe me, I enjoy hosting, but I also enjoy keeping the community active.
>>11064222
If anything, I have fuckin' Stockholm Syndrome.
>>11064229
If the Tournament guy was still here, maybe.
>>11064225
>>11064252
I'm far and away not done hosting.
>>11064251
Y'know, throwing around buzzwords makes me less inclined to listen to you. You raise a good point of people taking hosts for granted, but at the same time I really don't care. I host for myself, and I host for the community. Equilibrium.
>>11064320
Why do you think he gets shitppsted so much? Everyone here wants to leave but cant until this place dies. Asgore is satan.
>>11064317
Humans taste good
>>11064314
You didn't die early, you died at the feast retard
>>11064295
Pile of plates
Tuning fork
Clothes iron
Jackie Chan
Name avafags you genuinely dislike/hate. No exceptions.
>>11064295
Uhhh
Rainbows
Sparkles
Tables
Jackie Cha-
>>11064327
You only lose points if someone kills you too so he wouldn't even lose any. Full 13 kill value.
>>11064335
Well.. I taste really bad. Oil spill bad.
>>11064327
>>11064334
This.
Let this fucking ride end; let it die I fucking hate you Asgore, kill it already!!!
>>11064343
Jackie Chan.
W-wait...
>>11064343
Myself
Not even memeing
>>11064334
>weak cucks can't leave on their own
Let the faggots rot for being pussies
>>11064343
Every shitposter ever
>>11064279
>Knucklehead probably won't be finding any food here. She gives her fellow shark a wave and goes swimming in search of fish.
>>11064293
>The shark seems content to be receiving sweets and pats right away. She smiles warmly and pushes her head against the girl's palm. Her large, finned tail wags happily behind her as she licks the creamy remains of the frozen treat off of her fingers.
>>11064361
Kys orbiterfag
>>11064343
Asgore
Karen
Sunset
Seth
Marisafag
>>11064370
Hate I'm guessing
>>11064334
Hey, if people here are too weak-willed to leave of their own accord, then it ain't my fault they come crawling back.
>>11064351
Wasn't he already in the Top 10 last ranking, and kills were worth like 8 points? If so...goddamn.
>>11064356
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>11064370
Explain reasons
>>11064369
Point proven, nice thin skin kid
>>11064355
Damn
>>11064368
So long other Shark
Maybe we can find food together
>Le epic shark monster that searches for food xdd"
Kill yourself
Up on melancholy hill is a plastic DILDO AHAHAHAHGKFNIDF IN DRFS
>>11064385
Kys dirty dan
>>11064370
The fuck did Gorey, Seth, Karen, or Marisa ever do?
>>11064378
Your willingness to host for people like us, even after being shitposter, only reveals some serious hidden issues.
Kamina just like being trashtalked, but I wonder about your reasons.
>>11064387
But muh monster waifu
>>11064387
Stop shitposting.
>>11064368
>Neo lets out one of the few vocalizations ever heard.
>A faint giggle escapes her.
>With another pat, Her smile fades. She sadly waves to the shark girl, as it seems she has to go for now.
>Goodnight HG
>>11064411
Go fuck your little sister and kill yourself Sunset
>>11064339
At this point even Top 5 is early for Karen.
>>11064430
Same
>>11064430
That isn't anywhere close to what I asked bro
>>11064419
Goodnight! Sleep well.
>>11064180
I believe it is impossible that we're the only planet in the universe with life on it.
They probably found a speck of alien shit somewhere and haven't told anybody.
It would be funny if we had ghosts floating around everywhere.
Sure why not.
Ehh.
Whom'st've.
I have a stupid memory of walking out of my bedroom at like two am when I was six or something and seeing a huge person standing in the hallway walking around doing whatever the fuck, so I guess.
>>11064411
Because it is easy and fine to do so, I assume.
Please shitpost me
I want to shove my dick in Trapkaze's butt!
woah
Eat a bullet and die asswhore
>>11064411
Keep that Anon trapped here, methinks.
>>11064412
...I don't give a fuck?
That's really the only reason. I enjoy what I enjoy. I get shitposted, whatever. Them's the brakes on 4chan.
>>11064419
Have a nice night, Ahri!
>>11064447
>I have a stupid memory of walking out of my bedroom at like two am when I was six or something and seeing a huge person standing in the hallway walking around doing whatever the fuck, so I guess.
Oh fuck, you saw me?
>>11064450
English, motherfucker
>>11064458
Same
>>11064482
Popali popali suki
people wonder why I gave asgore a black line and then there's this thread
Which nufags are jaded already?
>>11064505
Merak
>>11064412
You know, some people have lives outside of places like this. They don't care what some jackoff behind a computer screen has to say
>>11064505
Merak or Vinny would be my guess
>>11064509
>>11064509
>>11064509
>>11064509
Feels like an Arby's night.
I'm gonna have to ask some of you to bring some Sun-screen with you.
Post music
>tfw you were shitposting 4chan at the tendie factory while your dad died of cancer
>I'm gonna delete it lol XD
See you tomorrow when you do the same shit lel.
>>11064698
>>11064698
>>11064698
>Yosgay has nothing better to do than this right now
Get a life, loser.
>>11064497
Explain to the class.
>>11064715
Deleted or not you can use desuarchive, so he is fucked anyway.
Test
At this point, you should make your own thread Vibri