HG THREAD
GIVE ME SOME ENTRIES
SON OF THRILL RIDE SHALL COMMENCE SOON
>>11057274
Vinny
>>11057274
Zer0
Wu Zetian
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Fighter
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Mouse Princess
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Scyther
Kindred Hunter
Marisa Kirisame
>>11057274
Lum!
>>11057274
Araragi Karen
Dancing kitter
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Marcille
Genghis Khan
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Octoling
>>11057130
(The middle.
Id rather have minor two faced shitposting then actual backstabbery and schisms.)
Wannabe thread saviors who are in fact shitposting tumors
>>11057274
Reigen Arataka
>>11057274
Footpaws
Literally (You)
>>11057274
Mr. Pink
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Kharjo
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>>11057319
>>11057337
These are not new UIDs.
>>11057358
No shit you autistic detective
Nitocris
>>11057358
Wow, we couldn't have guessed, Sherlock. Thanks for imparting your sage wisdom upon us mere mortals.
>>11057358
Sherlock Holmes strikes again.
How will we ever pay you for this priceless knowledge you have bestowed upon us?
>>11057373
>>11057378
>>11057380
>Being this mad, this easily.
itt: autistic shitposters shitpost detective-kun in fear of being exposed
>>11057377
Clitoris?
Star Butterfly
>>11057290
>throws a rock at the cat's head
>>11057391
>replying means I'm mad
call me Lyssa
Tenshi's ass
>>11057394
itt: autistic self-righteous "shitposter hunters" act like they have the moral high ground when in reality they are just as guilty
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>>11057288
>>11057300
These are the shitposters.
>>11057274
Mixmaster
>>11057416
no shit
>>11057416
>Asgore and Yuno are shitposters
What's next? Drinking bleach causes internal damage?
>>11057318
>>11057416
I forgot one.
Lord Beerus
>>11057437
>Forgetting Raygun
How the fuck could you forget him? Is he really that irrelevant?
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>>11057437
Hey, good job, detective.
Maybe next you'll figure out why humans breathe.
>>11057412
Fucking based.
Have a good day faggola
One-Eye
Sorry, you two just missed the cutoff.
>>11057412
>this is what shitposters actually believe
I can't fucking wait for the civil war.
It'll be glorious.
My True form
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>>11057299
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>>11057472
Let's begin
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>>11057472
I accept this challenge.
>>11057452
Has Beerus actually said anything in the past 6 months?
>>11057498
last thread
>>11057472
Begin the slaughter.
I anticipate bloodshed.
Do not disappoint.
>>11057472
Kharjo is grateful for your hospitality. He is eager to see what you have in store for him.
>>11057472
>He sits there, staring at the board and studying the hostiles until the bloodbath starts...
>>11057274
Yomika
>>11057472
Alright.
Here goes nothing I guess.
>>11057486
for fucks sake
>>11057404
>The Fighter merely ducks to the ground.
("I swear this place has a twisted sense of messing with me...")
>>11057472
>She gets up from off the ground, stretching out her arms a bit.
Ready to go.
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>>11057480
HG Exodus.
It's finally time.
>>11057532
Oh come on why did it have to be me?!
>>11057532
>The assassin lays on his back as the crowd acts as a sea of hands, gradually tossing him away from his attacker. At first he's confused, but he accepts his newfound popularity in no time: ":D".
This is slide one.
>plays instrument
>>11057532
vineSwim Bump: Vinny
>>11057532
I'm certain you would have taken the chance at a moment's notice, yourself
>>11057532
He was mere minutes away from guttin that grisly old man if it weren't for those meddling kids...
>>11057480
Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
>>11057498
>he says, as he replies to a thing beerus said.
>>11057565
>Zer0 does everyone a favor and breaks the sentient pair of feet, effectively killing them. As he watches them writhe on the ground in their death throes, a question mark suddenly beams out of his helmet: "?".
What neck?
>He Isn't In Eggman-Kuns Secret Discord
>>11057565
>His eyes will not decieve him. And hopefully he won't go out like Owen Hart...
>>11057565
I would have been fine, but thank you for your help, regardless
>>11057595
whoa rude much
Slide two.
This sim was created by a jew.
>>11057626
>He's no fan of the nanobombs they planted in his chest, but he wouldn't complain so long as got some good food every once in a while.
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>>11057641
>The assassin surveys his fellow suicide squad members. The girl seems like an easy target, probably for use as live bait. But the other...
We meet again, bug,
now as definite allies.
Show me what you've got.
>>11057626
>Karen enters the Crime Alley with the demolien rat god while she has a frown on her face. But she didn't want to disrespect Martha and Thomas so she remains silent instead. This didn't stop her from thinking where she was going to punch him once they're out.
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>>11057626
>>11057626
THAT'S ZER0, HIS SWORD TRAPS THE SOUL OF ITS VICTIMS
Black Knights vs White Knights vs Gray Knights Games when?
Whosoever wins decides the fate of HG.
>>11057663
Fuck off Flag.
>>11057646
>Seeing an eternal rival surface as an ally, he groans but is ultimately relieved he doesn't have to fsce off with Zer0 this time...
Slide three.
Why is Karen's symbol a bee?
Is it because she wears black and yellow?
I wonder if she's a fan of Elvis Costello.
>>11057672
Fuck those
i'm going with Purple Knights
>>11057683
How did that creature even hold that weapon in the first place
>>11057688
What a faggot.
Red knights or kys
>>11057672
Who are the white knights?
Who are the black knights?
Who are the grey knights?
>>11057672
I choose the Blue Barracudas.
>not being all the knights at once
Pathetic.
>>11057703
>white knights
Adachi
Hoshi
Booce
>>11057679
>He clearly has no idea how he can make a small six-shooter fire, but nonetheless, it's a free meal for the hungry insectoid, who goes in and feasts.
>>11057707
>Says the pride flag knight
Yeah, okay, go polish your friends 'sword'
>>11057703
WHO ARE THE PATRIOTS?
>>11057663
If only.
>>11057680
>Zer0's surprised at first that the insect can even groan: "!". Quickly, however, he regains his composure.
Do you want to die?
>The assassin thumps his chest once.
Then we must work together,
temporarily.
>>11057683
>The assassin has a loooooot of helping hands, oddly enough.
Slide four.
I'm not going to post rhymes anymore.
>>11057730
But you just did, Adachi!
>>11057721
The La-li-lu-le-lo?
>>11057703
White Knights = Those who believe HG should be a sanctum for avafags, where shitposters are crucified on the spot and fillers are eliminated without a second thought.
Black Knights = Those who believe that HG should be a free-for-all world of anarchy and rampant shitposting, a world where avafags are shunned and fillers rule with an iron fist
Gray Knights = Those who believe that HG cannot exist without both avafags and shitposts, who believe that everyone, be they avatar, filler or shitposter, are all equal under this metaphorical roof.
>>11057730
>The dying assassin doesn't speak, but his helmet does all the talking for him as he communicates to Lum for the final time this game: "#$@%!".
>>11057739
The first two are autistic
>>11057739
Purple knights: the people who don't give a shit about any of that and just want to enter gaes
Apply Now!
>being a knight
Lmaoing at you toddlers
>>11057739
>tfw gray knight
It's the only way to be right, or HG will become a blight.
>>11057754
OK fine the Purple Knights get to have a say in this as well.
>He's not a theif
Faggots
>>11057767
>>11057768
Black Knight here. I motion to exclude the purple knights on the irrefutable basis that they are fags.
>He's not a monk and black mage combo
>>11057793
Eh, we'll just say that the Purple Knights are here to basically do whatever, and that if they win then HG stays the same.
>He's not an assassin.
Last slide is next.
WHO WINS?
Black knights like traps, irrefutable fact, therefore they are also homosexuals, and as we all know that makes them subhumans that do not have rights to opinions
>>11057767
>Gray knight
You're a white knight
>>11057730
>Scyther steps on the doomsday device's switch as he backs away, and utters some choice words in his harshly gravelly voice:
>"F...FOR SWARM..."
>before retreating away to the darkness of the cavern further in.
>>11057767
>He actually doesn't use sticks, but instead his blades to ram down Octoling's throat, effectively making a shish kabob. Another feast, he happily thinks...
>>11057820
>Scyther pays the vigilantes in bountiful supplies of food and water. It seems no one can resist food these days. He's only glad that they removed a threat...
>Not being a King Knight
IT'S
ALL
OGRE
>>11057829
>White Knights = Those who believe HG should be a sanctum for avafags, where shitposters are crucified on the spot and fillers are eliminated without a second thought.
>Those who believe HG should be a sanctum for avafags, where shitposters are crucified on the spot
>where shitposters are crucified on the spot
>i believe i should be crucified on the spot
huh
>tfw omni-chromatic omega knight
>>11057846
I don't want to be gay.
NINE KILLS
I
N
E
K
I
L
L
S
MAYBE NOW THIS SCYTHER WILL STOP BEING SUCH A BETA ASS FUCK NIGGA
>>11057848
>This is literally what Scyther does for both reasons. In any case, the sampling was to his liking. This kill will hold a special place in one of Scyther's hearts...
>(Fucking saved)
>(Thanks Adachi!)
PLACEMENTS
>>11057807
Black Knight here again. The Inner Council of Niggers will review this decision and decide if it warrants further shitposting.
>>11057827
Let the record show that traps are indeed NOT gay and that this poster blows goats.
>>11057889
Kharjo congratulates the little dragon. Or is he a Chaurus? Kharjo doesn't know.
>>11057889
>(Is...Is this a record? I'm very curious...)
It doesn't matter what Knight you are since you will all die in the war anyway.
>>11057889
Congratulations.
>>11057900
Thank you.
>>11057889
Congratulations to the creature, and thank you for hosting
>>11057911
For this game it is.
You hold the most kills with 9.
TO THOSE THAT THANK ME FOR HOSTING
THANK YOU FOR THANKING ME FOR HOSTING
>>11057911
>record
no, not even close.
>>11057907
Let the records show that traps are male and that wanting to fuck a male makes you a flaming faggot that should die of AIDs
>>11057900
A fucking pokemon won.
A fucking. Pokemon
> Congratulations!
>>11057900
Thanks for hosting I guess, but I definitely should have won.
>>11057930
HEY ADACHI
>>11057949
THE
STATE
OF
BORIN'
CORBIN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>11057911
I've seen Ta-class with 16 kills and yuno with 14 before
Dunno what the record is actually
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>>11057900
Thanks for the game 'Dach!
>>11057938
The Council recognizes this Knight as an expert on gay buttsex but maintains the official position that delicious traps are hot and not gay to fap to. Notable exceptions to this policy include Aikawa due to shit RP.
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>>11057967
Jeez, guys.
You don't gotta bring him down that hard.
Alright, so next game shall be a battle between The Black, White, Gray and Gay- I mean Purple Knights, in a battle to decided the future of HG.
Anybody willing to host such a monumental game for us?
We need one of our best to host such a grand event, after all.
>>11057986
Just because it isn't a human doesn't mean I shouldn't put it in it's place ~de geso.
>>11057997
I volunteer Mii Swordfighter.
>>11057997
I can do it.
>>11057981
Let the records show that I'm not a cocksucking crime against nature like trap loving faggots and that anybody who does love traps should be gassed. All in favor of gassing all black knights for being homosexuals?
>>11057997
Is Seth still dead?
>>11057967
>Counting Judge's 1000+ tribute simulator
Doesn't count
>>11058007
Maybe.
>>11058009
You sure?
Two games in a row can be strenuous.
>>11058011
Probably.
Try asking a medium to ask for his assistance from beyond the grave.
>>11058010
Ay.
Not for that reason, but in general.
>>11058020
Gettink mad just because I won and you didn't? That's pretty kid-like of you ~de geso.
>>11058023
I'd be down.
I'll even stream my screen on steam to prove it isn't rigged.
>Knight games
>Anybody but KK having the right to host it
Get that fucker out here.
>>11058033
No i was just saying comparing that to a 24 is unfair
i want to apologize to aikawa for posting that picture of him yesterday. It was extremely inappropriate and not something that should even be done on trash.
>>11058034
Well then, if nobody steps up in the next 10 minutes, then go for it.
I am admittedly excited to see how this'll play out.
>>11058047
fucking kill yourself you creepy motherfucker
>>11058011
>still
He died a few days ago.
>>11058047
>>11058056
What happened?
>>11058051
It's not like it'll matter,it's going to be ignored by whoever loses
>>11058044
Twenty four? Talk about lame ~de geso.
I could take out that many people, like, twenty times with all my tentacles tied ~de geso.
>>11058060
Hey, it'll still be fun.
And that's what matters, right?
>>11057910
>Scyther walks to Kharjo and then turns its back to him, exposing his wings as they make a low buzzing noise in motion. Hopefully the display helps Kharjo understand that he is no dragon, but an overgrown insect.
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>>11057944
>The Scyther thanks each one of you!
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>>11058033
>Laughs at the padded kill number
>>11058058
Aikawa has a creepy as hell stalker pestering him lately.
Yesterday he made a really unsettling post.
>>11058094
>Stalker
It's Wiggins?
>>11058099
Probably
>>11058094
What post?
>>11058094
>Yesterday he made a really unsettling post.
Elaborate.
>>11058099
Memes aside, I don't think it's him.
Whoever that creep is doesn't seem to be a long time HGfag. Maybe it's an outsider, hopefully.
>>11058077
A Chaurus then. But a smart one.
>>11058109
>>11058110
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/11040687/#11042240
>>11058115
It's most likely just shitposting and not actually serious.
5 minutes remaining.
Pick you team carefully, because once you choose, you cannot go back. ESPECIALLY if you choose Black.
>>11058130
Lmao, that's what Aikawa get for being a thirstyfag.
>>11058135
Yeah right.
>>11058130
>>11058077
Jealous? You'd better give up, 'cause you've got no chance of beatink me ~de geso.
Feels great playing unattractive avas,
>>11058138
>Implying anyone's gonna use their actual avas.
Although some might and choose to be Grey.
>>11058138
Should I make a new thread for it?
it is just shitposting. But like i said, that is too much. You have to draw the line somewhere and i crossed it. If i did something like that to everyone maybe only then could it be acceptable but just directed towards aikawa it is not.
>>11058180
Yeah boi.
>>11058159
Youre not a Real Squid.
>>11058170
Grey Knights are the biggest cucks of the game. Just like centrists in real life.
>>11058159
>He preps his blades and licks one of them, pointing it at the squid girl, telling her that calamari is for dinner if she keeps bragging. Nothing like calamari for supper, he thinks...
>>11058159
>Pets the squid
>Gives a plate full of shrimp that are totally not laced with rat poison
>didn't install steam on this pc yet
Give me a few moments to install so this game can be proven not to be rigged.
>>11058199
Black knights are niggers, just like real life
Reminder that being in the center makes you the average person and that choosing either side makes you a cancer on society
>>11058170
If you want to use your ava, just pick purple.
>>11058192
Guess that makes you not real smart ~de geso.
>>11058202
Gross. Get lost ~de geso.
>>11058207
>Swipes the plate with a tentacle.
I'm glad that somebody's got some brains around here ~de geso.
>She picks one up.
When I take over the world, you'll be spared for a bit ~de geso.
>tfw your ava is a white, black and gray knight all at the same time
how am I supposed to choose?
>>11058235
Pick the one that best suits YOU.
>>11058235
the fuck is gray knight
kys
>>11058224
>this is what centrists actually believe
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>>11058232
Who needs Smarts when you are this Fresh?
Speaking of which that was a pretty Stale come back. Like Almost Octo-level
You shouldnt impersonate Squids if youre going to be so Un-fresh.
>>11058010
The Council will consider both sides and issue a statement declaring our stance. At this time we are FOR the killing of fags but AGAINST said fags being allowed an opinion on anything.