>>11053285
I spy a tasty morsel right in front of me.
>Craig says, licking his lips and staring at Hwoarang. His tongue then flops out of his mouth and falls to the floor, getting buried underneath the snow.
Dang. Can you help me find that? It cost $5 at the gag store. I've got another $5, but apparently it's gonna get deducted from my account by this stupid frickin' host, so yeah.
>>11053323
The implication is is that you don't need eyes to have eyesight. I see clearer than ever now that I ain't limited by those fleshy orbs. I can see so much more. Understand?
>>11053321
>While the others aren't looking, Craig throws all of the marshmallows into the fire. He then lets out a loud gasp, a hand covering his mouth as he pretends to be in shock.
Guys! A polar bear just swiped our marshmellows!
>>11053273
I wouldn't watch a movie with any of them. I bet all four of them are the type to talk during movies because they want to seem funny. Going to the movies should be a no-fun allowed place with a no singles policies enacted.
Also I'm going to bed XOXO please say goodnight to me.
>>11053344
and another $5 for calling me stupid
Jesus christ gascoin have a little self-control man.
>>11053344
I got a better deal, how about I knock your head off into next week? Call now and I'll throw another beating absolutely free.
>>11053355
>Have comfy sleeps Okarin
>>11053355
>kissu
goodnight
BEEP BEEP
>>11053344
Clear. Excess biomass. Obscure vision. Possible. Will take consideration.
>>11053369
I wish to reproduce with the creature in question.
That event is snow laughing matter..
At least, I'm not laughing.
>>11053356
>Craig lies underneath the mountain of snow, perfectly fine with his current situation.
Eh, I'll pull myself out when I feel like it. It's not like I need to breathe.
>Craig then hears his phone buzz. Knowing that this means another $5 has been deducted from his account, Craig gets a little pissed.
Man, this host is a BITCH!
>>11053359
I don't get why you would think I would ever agree to a deal like that. You must be a stupid idiot person!
>>11053370
More than possible, it's straight up reality. It's just how it works. That extends to everything too, you know? Humans have a heart, and when that heart gets destroyed they die. Skeletons? No heart, no risk of death. Lungs? Don't need 'em, don't need to breathe. Stomach? No need, don't need to eat. You see what I'm getting at? SKELETON SUPERIORITY is very real.
>>11053323
The what?! What did you just call me?
>>11053356
You stabbed me in the chest a few games back.
You stay waaaaaay over there!
>>11053321
>Yomika contemplates for a time playing some music for them, but disregards it eventually, leaving them to their business.
>>11053356
>The girl lets out a quiet little sigh, before blowing a tuft of hair out of her eye in disappointment.
>>11053384
>Piledrives a jotun
>>11053321
I don't understand how I did that, or how I should react to this. Goddamn I must be tired.
>>11053356
Oh right, this is one of those video game things isn't it? Yeah, I DEFINITELY understand this whole thing. This is something about a boat right? Or maybe It's about Illinois, I don't remember.
>>11053387
oh man it might be because it's early but this had me cracking up
i love you
Can you guys say "Single Tribute Events"?
>>11053405
Y-Yeah I know. No more /co/des from me pretty soon, so it's daijobu.
>>11053387
>He cracks his knuckles
Trust me it's a deal you can't say no to.
>>11053409
You know what's funny, I actually do have trouble sleeping because of some coyotes that live nearby.
Feast your eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J83lw0eFIJA
Also when did that sexy waitress get here? I don't remember anyone like that.
>>11053435
Jesus you too?
>>11053388
Terran. Referred as human. Insuperior to zerg.
>>11053405
Utilise kinetic energy against entity. Insufficient intelligence.
>>11053387
Functionality. Organs abscent. Convenient. But impossible. Beyond understanding.
Insufficient durability. Dismemberment. Vulnerable. Biomass required.
>go to sleep
>win a game
Thanks for hosting whoever it was
>>11053409
>Craig's awakens from his nightmare in a frenzied panic, kicking his legs as if to kick himself free from the dream...or something....
>When he awakes to find only darkness, he realises he's still buried underneath the snow.
Yeah, this is pretty nice. I'm safe here. I'm staying underneath this snowpile for the rest of the game.
>Craig then hears his phone buzz again, probably another message from the host. It's not the "I've just taken five bucks from your savings account" buzz though, it's a different kind of buzz. Still though, the skeleton is not happy.
shut up
>>11053412
Uh, yes it is.
>The skeleton stands up straight, looking him directly in the eyes.
No. Ta-da, easy as that. No deal. You betray. That's a reference, by the way. Although I don't really understand what I'm referencing, something about a city? But, I digress. The answer is no thanks.
>>11053442
Oh, you thought I was some HOT WAITRESS?
>The skeleton tears off his waitress uniform, revealing his bony form underneath (although his skull was still exposed to the world, so the disguise was worthless),
It was me...a skeleton!
>>11053450
Flesh or no flesh you can get dismembered. Skeletons have it a lot easier though, wouldn't you agree? So much less opportunities for death!
Two more down, seems like things are gonna be wrapped up pretty soon.
>>11053442
You know, if It wasn't for the fact that fried chicken is legitimately delicious and you don't need to be a certain ethnicity to enjoy it I could call you people out for being horrible racists.
>Yeah man, I live right next to a small forest with a bunch of deer and shit in it.
>>11053450
Do you Zerg have stories like we humans do just like David versus Goliath? You should read up on our culture!
>>11053480
More like Bercaught!
>>11053474
>He interrupts the skeleton mid sentence and knocks his head off with a swift kick.
Can't say I didn't warn ya.
>>11053487
>Puts a hand on your shoulder
I know your pain, if the fucking coyotes themselves don't keep you up then the dogs barking at them do.
>>11053474
You've got some nerve fooling us all like this. It's like Aikawa all over again
Where the FUCK are you guys going?!
>>11053524
WAIT, I TOOK THE TRAIN IN THE WRONG DIRECTION! NOOOOOO!
>>11053480
I leave my snowpile home for a SECOND and I get assassinated. I should just stay a NEET.
>>11053492
>The skeleton's skull tumbles through the air for a while his headless body runs back and forth, trying to catch it. The skull falls back down on top of the skeleton's headless body, neatly reattaching itself. Frowning (somehow), the skeleton speaks...
You've made the list, buddy. The list of "people to shoot."
>>11053509
I'd apologise for fooling you but quite frankly I'm a little annoyed with how you've been stealing my cash. And even if you hadn't, I still wouldn't apologise. I guess it would've been more accurate to say "I'd apologise, but I won't."
I'm sorry for not being here and hosting lately HG
H-Huh...
>>11053536
Ah shut up already! It's always the same with you chumps here, talk, talk, talk...just let your fist do the talking!
>>11053550
Make it up to us with a 24 hour marathon of games :^)
Winrar!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MFJ7ie_yGU
>>11053552
Would you bat away that thot? Respond to my post if you would bat away that thot.
>>11053480
>Shoots the skeleton in the head
>He crumbles over like a sack of dead rats
No wonder people love that shooter TV show, this is incredibly easy and it's fun!
>>11053524
Oh I remember that weird Christmas movie, I have a miniature train set in my attic somewhere.
Placements!
>>11053550
It's okay, real life gets in the way sometimes
>kissu
Stats!
>>11053561
Alright then. If you insist...
>The skeleton reaches into his rib cage and pulls out a gun, levelling it with the man's head.
I'll let my gun do the talking. You happy now, bitch?
>>11053574
THANKS!
>>11053563
>Yomika smiles at the sight of the person who tried to swap her in having one, clapping quietly, before offering a slow bow to the host
>>11053489
Terran documentarion unecessary. Encounter terran regulary. Engage in warfare. Utilise technology. Compensation for poor essence.
Zerg posses history. All once served overmind. Overmind killed. Zerg became primal. No purpose. Organism Abathur studied feral entities.
Enocuntered Queen of Blades. Brought leadership. Gave purpose. Serve Queen of Blades. Evolve swarm. Spin strands and sequences.
>>11053574
Host appreciated.
>>11053575
>>11053585
>He slaps it out of the skeletons hands mid sentence again.
See there you go. Again with the stupid talking, like those villains in movies. You could have just shot me but Nooo you wanted to look cool. God what a pain...
>>11053593
>>11053594
>>11053610
Yeah yeah, thanks for playin'.
>>11053610
Error occured.
>>11053575
Kissu. Foreign term. Definition unclear. Request explanation.
i told my friend i do this and showed them hg
>mfw
>>11053620
Oi, frickhead!
>The skeleton slaps him in retaliation, breaking the bones in his wrist in the process. It seems the skeleton's bones were quite brittle.
You don't just go around slapping people and kicking heads off, that makes you the bad guy.
>>11053646
my friends would think i'm a faggot if they knew what i did in my spare time
>>11053574
Thanks for the game brotendo, it was pretty neato.
>>11053648
You forget where we are? This is a fighting arena. The he'll do you expect me to Do? Give hugs? I'd hit the weight room if I was you. Oh wait you can't, sucks for you.
>>11053694
This isn't a fighting arena, this is a friendship arena. Why do you think there are so many "peace days" and whatever else? It's because we're all here to make friends. The killing part? Just a bit of friendly banter. You obviously have missed the entire point.
>>11053610
>Does research
What about... Jim Raynor?!
He's a human! He would totally kick your... Uh... Wherever it's embarrassing for you...
>>11053623
>>11053574
Fourth! I think I'll need a few more tries before I get to the too. See you next time and thank you.
>>11053709
I don't care. Do what you want, just makes it easier for me to kick everyone's butt. I could can't on one hand the people in this dump who can actually put up a fight. You my man, ain't one of them. I have a tougher time fighting off sleep, than you.
>>11053646
Wait, you have other friends besides us? What the hell man, I thought we were bros!
http://vocaroo.com/
hoshi let me hear you
>>11053739
yes... no no .. i mean no
you are all i have HG... even though i only shitpost... you are all i have
>>11053751
[The Implication Song]
https://youtu.be/NHFgNd__6ko
[All I Want From HG Is You]
https://youtu.be/i-YPo7LHhbY
[Rigging]
https://youtu.be/Iz2LgkrQ_aI
[You've Got A Jerk With Me]
https://youtu.be/unnRniKuCbc
>>11053718
Organism Raynor. Significant adversery. Acceptable combat capability. Terran essence. Insufficient.
Queen of Blades superior combatant. Advanced sequences. Strong. Good.
>>11053732
Blah blah blah. You know the arena doesn't matter, right? It's hardly the best way to gauge your skills against others and whatever. There's just too much bullshit to fight against. If you want to prove yourself, or fight a worthy fight or whatever you should look elsewhere. Because this place? It's just for fricking around, really.
>>11053751
>mfe nobody guessed on my voice last time we did this
>>11053772
>Nervously
I-If I remember, that guy Jim won! Ahaha... Humans win! You're just a bunch of losers!
>>11053782
>MFE
Joke ruined
>>11053792
>My face everytime
Saved it!
>>11053788
Loser. Derogetory term. Zerg always improving. Evolution never over. Terran exploit flaws. Flaws reveal potential. Zerg always improving. Evolution never over.
>>11053781
Sounds like you're making excuses for your wimpy ads. Whatever, you can stay out of my way. I'm winning the prize money anyhow.
I'm about to blow this joint, see ya brittle bones.
>He hops on his motorcycle, and takes off, leaving Craig covered In dust.
>>11053811
>Puts headphones on your ear holes (wherever they are)
Plays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDpmVUEjagg&feature=youtu.be
Human music is the best, you're going to love this one. What do you guys even have? A bunch of squelches and bubbling noises. Can you even DJ with those tentacles?
>>11053807
Look at that, you just saved my butt from a small amount of embarrassment!
roll
>>11053850
Byeah.
anyone wanna rp?
>>11053881
Roleplayin'?
>>11053894
byeah
>>11053844
Terran technology. Hostility detected. Must elimina-
>Lyrics kick in.
Hmm... Audio stimuli. Diplomatic. Relatable. Purpose unclear. Intruiged. Request more samples.
>>11053899
Avafagin'?
>Wanted to pick up Palutena but then questioned on how a "peaceful, loving" goddess would ever fit in here
>>11053911
byeah
>>11053923
"lol i'm just here to watch over you guys so you don't fuck up"
- lady palutena probably
>>11053923
say "whoops that was an accident, my bad" after every kill
>>11053923
You'll get anonposted soooo much.
>>11053924
Custom codin'?
>>11053934
This.
>>11053901
>Fidgets with the Mp3 player
>Turns on the next track as recommended by the Music AI
https://youtu.be/Cad2JYi4F0I
>>11053923
We have a few god avatars
>>11053965
Yeah but those aren't benevolent gods
escorts
it's in the game
>>11053927
>>11053933
>>11053934
>>11053965
Looking an awful a lot like it won't work huh?
>>11053923
>Green hair
>Goddess
She is worthy.
>>11053923
>>11054006
I have a few "pacifist" characters and some of them either encourage others to not participate, some apologize profusely when they kill someone, and others just try and rationalize it as just a game.
>>11053923
>>11053933
>>11054006
In all seriousness, don't enter your avatar directly. Enter "Palutina's Servants" and scold them every time they do something terrible and be disappointed in them every time they die. You can still RP with your character. Just blame your servants and apologize to other tributes to kick off RP.
That's the Hoshi's Approved method for your Goddess RP.
>>11053949
Protrayed Ideology. Similar. Further research pending. Organism Shirai. Reasonable. Minor affection.
>>11054006
It could work if you can ignore autistic anons who will "fall" for your ava just because you don't ignore their flirting.
>>11053923
>>11054007
>>11054025
Don't listen to Hoshi. He smells like piss and likes anime.
>>11054025
>>11054006
You can probably convince other tributes to fight for your behalf "Palutina's Hoshi" or something and you can have consistent RP throughout the game with other tributes and share their events as if you were actually watching over them and advising them as they progress through the slides. You can even set this up during the game through RP, if you can get them to agree to this sort of interaction. See how many tributes you can protect to guide them to victory. It's a goldmine of RP. Just use your imagination and follow the RP master's advice.
>>11054031
Quiet, you. I'm being a positive influence to the community while moderately stroking my ego.
Sooo uh.... What's up with your gaming life? Anything coming out you're looking forward to?
>>11054040
stop smelling like pee ya frickin weirdo
>>11054041
SONIC MANIA'S OUT
FUCK YES
>>11054026
It likes music, how strange. Your claw things are looking real funny. Like you're always planning something, like you're planning to steal an extra biscuit you shouldn't be eating.
>>11054041
gaming life: inactive
looking forward to nothing
kinda fucken bored right now
>>11054041
Waiting for my next bonus so I can spend 300 bucks on my FFXIV house
>>11054074
Hoshi no
>>11054040
teach that that hanja bby 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星 星
>>11054084
I did it before, I'll do it again. Houses are fucking comfy.
>>11054041
i spent all my money on 4chan pass
or was it groceries
>>11054041
70ish hours in the last week
Waiting for the release of Fractured, but Whole.
>>11054041
>Gaming life
I waste 4-5hrs a night(The only free time I have because of work) doing my dailies on FF14, and wishing anything else caught my attention
>>11054041
>Gaming life
Only Splatoon 2 and a bit of LISA sprinkled in there
>What I'm looking foward to
Mario Odyssey
The new south park game
Cuphead
>>11053973
How many gods do we even have
>>11054131
too many
we need less gods and more cultists to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
>>11054131
You only require one.
>>11054058
Sustainance redundant. Comfortable position. You. Examined. See potential. Can improve. Will collect sample.
>Approaches, grasper limbs extended.
Will give back. Better
>>11054141
Agreed
>>11054152
Jojo reference?
>>11054169
There's a few in there, if you look hard enough
>>11054041
About 30-35 hours a week
Mostly going to Runescape and Persona 5 at the moment
Holy shit
>>11054193
is that the undertaker
>>11054156
You want a sample of me...?
>try to study
>get bored
>try to watch TV
>get bored
>try to play vidya with bros
>one of them has his girl over and can't play
>it's the middle of the week so no going out
what do? also please like/subscribe for more blog content
>>11054217
No, that's obviously sting, THIS is the undertaker
>>11054238
You could join my gta online club.
>>11054221
Accurate. See flesh. See potential. Can improve. Consume flesh. Splinter bone. Inside me. Can touch it, weave it, spin it. Make it great.
>>11054246
i don't have that game but i'll do it anyway
>>11054257
I wasn't expecting you to say yes
Now I'm embarrassed because I don't want you guys knowing my gamertag
>>11054253
I can... Well, give you some of my hair. Or blow my nose into a tissue or something. How about that?
>>11054279
Excretion matter not viable. Living tissue required. Much potential.Can merge with zerg qualities. Improve adaptability, combat ability. More efficient than terran. Good.
>>11054311
Sorry to say mister alien, but as an Ability User from Academy City, and a member of Judgement, it's rather looked down upon using other methods other than hard work, practice, and dedication to improve one's skill and power. Unlike whatever other life forms may exist, we don't take tampering with our bodies lightly. You can have my hair and other things I can give away easily for your own tinkering, but if you think I'm the kind of girl who would take the easy way out, I you are incorrect.
why did it suddenly die
>>11054343
no game
nobody making a greeting post
>>11054334
Only focus is evolving the swarm. Seek perfection in all things. You, rare individual. High psionic potential. Overcome flawed origins. Queen of Blades only other individual. Am intruiged.
>>11054363
oh
how can i learn to host
Hey guys it's me Metal Dude
>>11054387
Hi I'm Ironman
(Ironman btw)
>>11054382
just do it also this https://hgtools.neocities.org/
>>11054369
I suppose I am pretty rare. Many people have never seen a level 4 teleporter before. But still, I'm not like you aliens. I am a human. Human potential are best unlocked by their own hands. Not by how many genes they can splice into their DNA. It just wouldn't feel like us. Humans have a very strong sense of identity. You can add whatever you want into your gene pool by taking something stronger and throwing it in there, but we don't want that. Even if it's weak, we value it because it's ours. If I ever best you in a battle, I would never completely end your life because you were inferior and I wouldn't try to become you because you were stronger than I am. We learn from winning, we learn more from losing. That's the human way!
You're free to take my genetic material. You guys would look a little cuter if all of you had little bows and twintails on your heads. I want to feel what Onee-sama feels with her clones.
>>11054387
hey metal dood its me duracell bunny
>vrooooooooooooom
Any good weeb music you guys are listening to tonight?
>>11054406
You can take my genetic material
>>11054418
i'm not a weeb.
>>11054418
https://youtu.be/z5w48KrSVao
>>11054432
This meme really got run into the ground quickly.
>>11054418
https://youtu.be/LOm6yGXz7As
>>11054420
Get out.
>>11054406
Hmm... Appearance triggering adoration response. Induce endorphin surge in terran subjects. Utilised by Queen of Blades. Viable evolution. Will commence.
>>11054418
https://youtu.be/QhlUjXzUDvM
>>11054418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wooi39K0pXg
>Heres a stupid idea to pass the time
HG is now a wrestling federation, but before we do anything we need a name for our company and our TV program, what should we call ourselves?
>>11054466
Wrestling autism is the worst kind of autism.
>>11054457
Appearance change complete. Reminiscent of terran. Vocal chords altered, mimicing female terran entity. Seek feedback of change's effectiveness.
>>11054457
Whoa, it's happening a fashion revolution of an entire alien race!
>>11054466
Weinie Wrestling Entertainment.
Wednesday Evening Slam bottom and Tuesday Midnight Uncooked.
>>11054466
The group of faggots fake wrestling in order to do gay things in public. Wait... That's every wrestling show.
>>11054459
Man, I love that older J-music sound. It's the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFm9MxGUMU8
>>11054476
Well it's not like we have anything else going on, I'm just trying to revive the place a little bit.
>>11054466
The Fisting Fucktards Federation
Titty Twister Tuesdays and Mad Midfag Mondays
>>11054482
This image makes me think Aussa and Sliver had a kid together...
>>11054418
https://youtu.be/31X1MEv_OEs
>>11054482
I'm not sure if my dick has ever been more confused.
>>11054495
>Kamen Rider Ryuki
Damn I miss my early teen days
>>11054482
You look like you swallowed a girl and became her sleeping bag. I hope you didn't just go find a human to assimila instead of just morphing into one yourself. Th-That looks nothing like me!
>>11054504
Gtfo Assagore. And take your weeb hate elsewhere!
>>11054515
>mfw not asgore
>>11054508
Ryuki was my second series after Kabuto, and it's still my hands down favorite show. Kakusei from blade comes next as far as favorite songs go, though.
>>11054418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI3pg_YJnPM
>>11054523
>it isn't Bloody Stream
Five seconds to run before I beat your Aztec ass
>>11054514
Experimented with terran before. Keep samples for collection and future research. Feedback indicates flaws, appearance indicates symbiosis. Altering. Appear as singular organism. Addition of visual stimuli, can trigger endorphin surge.
>>11054538
If there was one way to beat most people here it would be taking the very form you've taken just now. It's what people know, it's what people see and are attracted to. As you can see, I don't have a large chest to contribute to your evolution. But there are plenty of other lifeforms in this place than can provide you with that gene. I would say having that in your arsonal would be a huge advantage to whatever victory you're looking for, both socially and in the arena.
Can someone post those asgore piss boy edits from the other day? They were fucking great
>>11054537
Sono Chi No Sadame>End of the world>Great Days> Stand Proud> Bloody Stream> Everything else.
But those are just my thoughts to be frank.
I prefer the more upbeat or hyper stuff over the jazzy kind.
>>11054561
>t. Lucy
>>11054577
I'm not Lucy, and I barely interact with asgore, I just thought those were funny
wake up hg goddamn
>>11054554
Feedback positive. Appreciated. Will adopt current form. Feel sudden urge for intercourse. Not previously experienced. Must resist urge.
>A sudden, feminine voice can be heard in the distance. "Abathur, what is going o- ...You can't be serious... You're perfecting the swarm and you think sex appeal is a good idea?!"
Hnnng... Queen of Blades protests. Repugnant. Unecessary. Transformation reverted. Am pleased to do so. Terran hormones poorly designed. Induce redundant libodo. DNA exchange unecessary for zerg reproduction. New found data flawed, will eliminate.
>tfw have a fucking bad nosebleed right now
FUCK
I like the book horse
There I said it
>>11054634
i respect your taste but i disagree
applejack is best pone
Black women are disgusting
>>11054633
Stop picking your fucking nose
>>11054638
the best pone is actually epona
Y'all dumb motherfrickers want a hecking game?
>He asked facetiously, knowing full well that the purpose of this place was the Hunger Games sim and thus people would always be in need of a game.
THEN LET ME GET 24 OF YOU RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!
>>11054633
Stick two fingers between your upper lip and your gums right below your nose.. Apply preassure.
>>11054611
>low on battery
>see you later Abaethur
>>11054649
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU
>>11054649
Mikun
Dan Kuroto
>>11054649
Mouse Princess
>>11054649
Afk Youmu
>>11054649
Shirai Kuroko
>>11054649
Henrik Lundqvist
>>11054649
Malem
>>11054649
Machi
>>11054649
Morgana
>>11054649
Lord Beerus
>>11054656
Acknowleged. Will return to work.
>>11054649
Wu Zetian
>>11054668
A cat is fine too.
>>11054649
Akashi
>>11054649
Kars
>>11054649
Major Ocelot
>>11054649
Eggman-kun
>>11054649
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>11054649
Yoshino
>>11054649
Best Pizza
>>11054649
Kamina
>>11054649
Marcille
>>11054699
Sbarro is fucking disgusting. How can you look at that and think it's okay?
>>11054649
Yomika
>>11054649
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>11054705
Try it for yourself one day
>>11054705
It doesn't look terrible. From the appearance alone, I'd say it's slightly below a frozen tombstone pizza, but above little ceasars
>>11054702
>
>>11054705
>Looking at it
There's your problem. Shut the fuck up and put it in your fucking mouth.
>>11054649
Lord Tony
I didn't realise how tired I was. Uh, couple minutes to swap out shimakaze or whatever, it's up to you
test
>>11054730
you forgot me
>>11054730
>>11054684
>>11054713
Swap me out for him.
>>11054734
tell me who
>>11054742
I-I'm a girl. But thanks...
>>11054733
JOHNNY TEST
>>11054761
*whip crack*
>>11054763
*guitar riff*
>>11054705
>>11054721
>>11054699
Honestly it looks about the same as a Caesar's to me.
>>11054747
>>11054649
thanks
Bloodbath
People die and I think that guy who said he got skipped was lying
>>11054763
Stop you're giving me flashbacks
>>11054760
>(Male)
>girl
Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhjhhhghjfndkaozoqssoa19xdisn2i3od0sbqh???????
>>11054766
Nah Caesars got that weird looking plastic cheese thing going on. I mean it's 5 bucks for a large, but shit. At least the deep dish is a bit better, even if it is 3 more
>>11054768
>>11054768
>Yomika smiles as she comes to a stop, seeming for a moment like she'd step around, or perhaps even over him. Instead she takes extra effort in to stepping on the man's neck as she walks over him.
>>11054769
>the sound of whips cracking can be heard in the distance
>>11054768
pedos must be murdered
what is this? tentacle mouth day?
>>11054770
are you ok?
>>11054778
No, I am having a stroke
>>11054776
>>11054781
lol k
>>11054783
https://youtu.be/BjVzWpHp-68
>>11054768
Wow I always fucking knew Sbarro's had some weird death cult thing going on. Pretty impressive of that one shitty pizza chain you see in the food court of a mall or an airport that always has no one in line to eat some greasy ass food from corporate businessmen who can't even get the correct colors of the Italian. That's the level these people are on. They can hire super smart scientists to create a living, breathing, abomination of animate pizza, but they can't fucking google what the Italian flag is. Well shit boys I guess #Pizzagate was real and me and this other bitch 9 aisles down are gonna die for knowing. Thanks a bunch Hilldawg, John Kasich 2020
>>11054768
Would you please slow down a little bit? I don't want to arrive and lose and arm already. WATCH FOR THE BUMP!
>>11054778
I still have a few bullets left in case Cthulhu wants to join too.
>>11054760
The little birdie must have been wrong then. You're welcome.
>>11054778
he already had the powers of a god
>>11054781
that is not good
>>11054778
Alright alright, I admit it! I stole that west block guy's hammer! I was going to give it back I swear, but then I got stuck in some guy's face while I was dicking around in here! I'm sorry!
>>11054802
Come on guys, it's a metaphor, don't take it literally.
>>11054802
After taking on a gang of goblins, an army of demons and Zeus, God of Lightning, the two team up again to take on another tribute. They made for quite the formidable duo, so this guy doesn't stand a snowflakes chance in hell.
I almost died of boredom tonight, but then I decided to host. Now I'm not bored. Cool huh? Thanks for listening.
>>11054790
I remembered it looking better then this
What the heck dude
>>11054817
HOW DID WE THROW THIS?!
>>11054817
>Sensitivityes him
>>11054778
>With bloodstained clothes and hair, Yomika pulls out an Erhu, smiling to herself as she plays an odd, jaunty tune on the instrument.
>>11054817
>>11054823
>As she drowns, she seems to be laughing to herself
>>11054832
Do you really think this is time to laugh?!
>>11054817
I can't stay up as late as I'd like because I've got Bone College in the morning. Early tutes, am I right? Fuck me. I already know my Spookanomics 101, why the heck do I have to attend this shit? Like just pop out of the ground and yell "boo," that's all we need. Worthless class designed to suck out as much money as possible from undergraduates. Higher education is the true evil, kids. FUCKING 144 UNITS
>>11054836
>She shrugs the question off with a smile, once again picking up her erhu and beginning to play, as if nothing happened.
>>11054770
>>11054817
Well on the bright side he wouldn't have to fold himself up to get into small spaces.
>>11054839
That was rather underhanded.
>>11054847
This is all my fault, I always choose the wrong side during a fight, always!
>>11054839
You really need to learn to watch where you're going girlie, it looks like you're having a real HARD TIME down there! Ha!
>>11054850
nice rp
>>11054839
Don't even get me started on my electives. Uh, "Bone Gender?" Who gives a shit about the gender of a skeleton? We don't have genitalia. I know I joke about how wide the hips of female skeletons are but it's just that - a joke. It does nothing to arouse skeletons. Skeletons gender is worthless. Trash class.
>>11054860
>Forgot image
>Oh fuck
>>11054868
Is that a freaking robot cat with a machine gu-BLEURGK.
>>11054868
"Look at me, I'm a second year pol sci student and I know what's best for you. Hey man, take this flyer, we're having a debate today. Oh and can you sign our petition?" These armchair revolutionaries have been swarming the frick out of my campus lately, you can't walk ten steps before bumping into a socialist. Who cares about politics when you're a skeleton? Just frickin' spook people, seriously. Don't need to bring politics into it.
>>11054886
The ice cream feast is here! Rejoice friends, ice cream for everyone! Isn't it marvellous? Also, I don't attend Bone College, I got an ATAR of <40. I just wanted to look like an intellectual for a moment.
Sorry for being a bit late but thank you for the santa hat, anon. Though we're at in the middle of the summer.
>>11054905
Summer is a shit, Christmas is where it's at baybeeeeeeeeeee
>>11054904
guess they don't like sbarro
tell me in the comment section below where you like to buy your pizza from
>>11054918
Look, I "downloaded" a chicken breast. Where do I recieve it from?
>>11054905
>anon
>>11054918
What is this, Australia?
[LAUGH SIGN BEGINS TO BLINK]
>>11054913
but summer is christmas
>>11054918
http://itsyourbirthday.today/#Pizza
>>11054913
Both summer and christmas are pretty good I'd say.
>>11054926
Calm down, you don't need to point that thing at me! Alright, alright tell me your name then.
>>11054931
Your head...t-there's a...
>stumbles backwards
>>11054931
There's a winner next slide. It's really exciting and cool. I hope you all appreciated the DEEP LORE I dropped on you tonight about Bone College, it really gives you a deeper insight into my character and blahblahblahblahblahblah
>>11054940
well at least somebody cares
>>11054931
>
>>11054941
I'm pointing it at myself bye.
>>11054947
an....explosive....finale.....hehe..
[LAUGH SIGN BLINKING INTENSIFIES]
[THE CHORUS OF LAUGHTER FROM THE LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE RUPTURES THE VERY FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE]
[IN THE SUPPOSEDLY INFINITE SILENCE THAT COMES NEXT, THE ETERNAL BEINGS SAY THAT IF ONE WERE TO LISTEN CLOSE ENOUGH, THEY CAN STILL HEAR THE OCCASIONAL GIGGLE TRAPPED IN TIME, DRIFTING AIMLESSLY THROUGHOUT THE ENDLESS RUIN THAT WAS ONCE THE UNIVERSE]
>>11054949
thanks for laughing you dumb SHEEP
>>11054957
Oh well, I wish you good luck then but if a cutie like you ever wants someone to talk with, I'm here.
>>11054965
it's the eye of the spider
>>11054972
skrt skrt
>>11054972
Thank you for hosting
>>11054925
That's a jpeg.
>>11054947
He could've taken a offer for much more.
Cheers, love! The cavalry's here!
>>11054982
>Braun in dead last
This wasn't how it was supposed to go.
>>11054982
In summary, I don't wanna go to school, just wanna be a fool, just wanna play video games, everything else is really lame
>>11054982
Thanks for the game
>>11054985
>>11054994
Thanks for playing.
>>11054990
And yet, it did.
>>11054965
Oh, well sorry for trying to lighten up the show a little you boney bastard.
Also thanks for hosting broski.
>>11055001
I have a new image for you my dude.
>>11055004
Seriously though mate, thanks for laughing. It was quieter than a cricket farm until you started laughing, so cheers for that. They even had a flashing light telling them to do it, what more do they need?
>>11055006
Thank you my guy, although somebody beat you to the punch. It doesn't matter of course, the fact that you lent a thought to me is more than good enough.
Thanks for hosting
post things
https://youtu.be/GLhbYhLyeVA
>>11055017
Oh, I see.
Well, I'm just honored that you noticed me, skeleton-sama.
>>11055028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp0IxPy32Ds
>>11055029
While my attention is certainly a great thing to have, it's not that hard to get a hold of. I'll notice anybody if they throw me a bone, y'know?
>>11055020
No problem, hope you enjoyed it.
>>11054993
>>11054982
Thank you for hosting. It surprises me that a slice of pizza was able to catch a place on the top ten. He really is the best slice of pizza then.
>Tfw missed Skelly Games
>N-no...
>>11055028
https://youtu.be/2xN2D9jYhsQ
>>11055058
Yeah, dumb shit happens fairly often in the arena. It cements the idea that it in no way displays the true skill of those that enter it; it's a sham. All the people that take it seriously are a joke. In any case, thanks for watching.
>>11055059
What do you mean no? You missed them dude, they're right there.
>The skeleton says, pointing at the skelly games that anon had just missed.
So it's more like this:
>Tfw missed Skelly Games
>Y-yes...
You see?
>>11055028
Beerus getting fucked
>>11055028
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uTCEckqORG0
>>11055091
but why though
Hi HG. Does somebody here have that image of every main/overpowered characters in existence where each characters are in their "strongest form" and people debate who will win?
I think I have an idea.
>divekicks the thread to bring it back to life
>>11055182
>Collapses on the ground
>>11055181
You mean the one with all the different arenas and stuff to? Like a wrestling ring or Trip's apartment?
>>11055192
>abducts
>>11055085
Well I don't know about you but I think this slice of pizza really has a skill, a lot of skill. Can you see his cheese? Oh man what I would do for a slice of pizza right now.
>>11055208
>>11055206
NO!
BAD NAZI, BAD NAZI!
>>11055195
Yes.
>>11055217
S-shut up, I'm just bringing her to the hospital!
Look at my doctor ID.
>>11055214
>carries home
>>11055225
>Strangles with hair
>>11055225
>looks at ID
Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Mengele. I didn't know it was you.
>>11055208
Yeah? There's probably somebody around here that can go get you a pizza. I'd go myself - not out of kindness or anything, but because I'm frickin' bored - but I've got shit to do tomorrow. Just ask one of the fellas around here, I'm sure they'd help you out.
>>11055218
>The last time I saw that image was 2-3 years ago, so I doubt anybody here has it. You're better off asking /wsr/
>>11055229
Who dis
>>11055234
Now if you'll excuse me...
>>11055229
W-what the hell is this!?
>lies her back on the ground and tries to pull her hair of fhis neck
This has got to be one of the most cringe inducing HG threads I've ever seen, which is saying something. Oldfags begging for relevancy, newfags begging for oldfag approval, and with a thick creamy filling of shit RP and shit games spread all over the insides.
Do yourself a favor and waddle your unhealthy outside today and look at the sun and think about the complete waste of time your life is. Then realize that the only option available to you is to waddle back inside and sit at your computer and continue to do this retarded horse shit.
Consider suicide, you sad stupid cucks.
cringe
>>11055254
I want Satania to talk to me exactly like that while we fuck.
>>11055254
>tfw imagining unbirth doujins with my sweet Satania-chan
UNF
>>11055254
fuck off jude
>11055254
>he says this while posting with generic anime fapbait
uguu~
>>11055244
>Yomika flashes a smile, and shrugs
>>11055248
>She hops back to her feet and starts walking in the opposite direction at a stroll's pace, her hair shortening as it lets go.
>Her only verbal response is an amused-sounding hum.
>>11055296
W-what was that?!
>drops to the ground and then takes a picture with his phone while she walks away
>sneakily follows her after she walks around a corner
>>11055254
Kill yourself KaRin
>>11055308
Are you kidding me? I was just about to respond to that new pasta with my own sarcastic response, but you just took the last reasonable (You) from me before I give the shitty pasta too many replies. Now if I were to respond, there'd be too many (You)s! I reiterate: are you kidding me? Fuck's sake. It was a better response than your one, too. Fuck you.
>>11055307
>All that the girl does is pull out an Erhu, get comfortable somewhere, and begins to play, closing her eyes and shutting off the world.
>>11055324
Very nice RP, Aussa.
>>11055330
>>11055324
>follows the melody until he stands next to her, then carefully pokes the tip of her spooky hair and immediately pulls back
HG is a gateway hobby of the worst kind. It's a bad community, a clusterfuck of games and RPing that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DRAMA. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the threads themselves, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the godmods, piss poor writing, one-dimensional personalities, the whole old vs new faggotry and everything about the HG world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party literally whos, emphasis on being popular, and overall hypocrisy of the community make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
HG is basically THE place to attract the most hated autistic fanbase known to /trash/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this community and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no HG threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
watch out
>points behind you
a demon
>>11055357
Yeah, he's with me. I kinda made a deal with the devil in exchange for some rent money and...well I guess he gets to follow me for eternity.
What do you call a pedo in Animal Crossing?
A Lolly-con!
>>11055374
>Kamina cheering in the distance
>>11055374
What in the fuck is that thing? That looks like some diarrhea diseased mutant that lives in the sewers and survives on cockroaches and half eaten corn dogs. Jesus Christ sorry to be so harsh but start all over, there's not one redeemable thing there.
>>11055387
Hot
>>11055440
cuck
>>11055440
as a beta cuck this triggers me