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Late night comfy hours.

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>>11047944
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Ah?
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>>11052203
>>11052192

it's time to shitpost Morrigan
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>Who's up for some late night lovin?
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>>11052357
Oh. I guess now's Ragyo.
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>>11052271
I'll take some of what she's offering
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>>11052357
Nui do you need a helping hand?
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>>11052018
>>11052078
Edea Lee. I was here yesterday and my sleepy brain tricked me into thinking it was a good idea.
>>11052024
>Runs away, sobbing, holding common-rarity Pepes and at least one single uncommon Pepe.
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>>11052480
Shes offering more then just that
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>>11052492
I dunno, Anon.
How much do you value your internal organs being in their correct position?
Because if you keep making those GODAWFUL JOKES... I'll have to make a switcheroo, won't I~?
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>>11052555
I don't care if you're ESL or ETL, I'd fuck Edea any time of the day. You should definitely do it.
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>>11052576
Organs? Well that's pretty boring. Doubt I'd even notice before dying. You're not very good at this threat thing are you dear?
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>>11052555
>>11052584
Seconding this.
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>>11052593
What if I did that to your family members?
What if I massacred each and eeevery one of them, and write arm jokes in their blood?
Hahah, real fuuuunny, riiiight?
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>>11052584
>>11052604
But people always say I suck at ERPing. I don't want to be lackluster...
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>>11052576
>>11052593
Not really. She's completely hARMless.
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>>11052612
...I mean. Most of them are pricks.
Calm down pinkie, I wasn't even the one that said the arm thing. They're very lovely regardless of uh. Original status.
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You're all fags
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>>11052628
Okay, then you're fine!
>>11052624
>Screaming followed by Nui mauling the shit out of Anon.
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What are we going to do on the bed?
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>>11052573
Me, I'd be satisfied with just burying my face in that thing
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>>11052663
Those LEGS, however...
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>>11052679
You're going to sit on my face
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>>11052617
Eh, people get crap about their roleplaying no matter what you do or where you go. Coming off as completely biased here, I say you should focus on the enjoyment of your partner and give it a shot.
I ain't too hot at the ERP gig either but I push through because pretend fucking cute girls is more of a driving force than worrying about being subpar.
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>>11052679
Play a little "game".
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>>11052573
Ya? What else can she offer me? I might be interested in new things.
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>>11052696
Ohhh, believe me, I know!~
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>>11052357
>hells
>repipulation
>"has no chest" on nonon when you picked a pic with clear cleavage
Man I love like five chars on this thing but christ my mans
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My apologies, is this a bad time?
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>>11052808
Err. Not quite. Aren't the hot pink boots kinda... Y'know....


Tacky?
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>>11052826
>Steals your panda, runs off
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Favorite monster girl?
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>>11052826
TEACH
ME
MS
LITCHI
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>>11052843
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>>11052866
>Waggles mason jar in front of
Get to scoopin'.
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>>11052810
>DMG made some typos with the card, I know.
>And yeah, Nonon has a bit of chest, but not much.
>She's the most flat girl in KLK other than Rei.
>>11052827
It's noot tacky if you sync it up right!
>>11052843
>Either Lamias, Scyllas, or Demons.
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>>11052874
...I mean it's. Pretty damn tacky. How the hell do you even walk around like that without tripping all over yourself?
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>>11052887
>giant ballsick
>tiny-ass dick
dunno how to feel about this.
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>>11052873
I ain't them, dude. Just a guy who knows what he likes.
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>>11052874
>tell dmg to learn how to spell
>and describe
>and properly size text so it doesn't clip into the space below it
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>>11052896
Feh, I wouldn't expect a monkey like you to understand fashion!
>>11052922
>I'll tell him!
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>>11052921
Fair 'nuff. Keep on having patrician taste brother.
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>>11052842
Wait, what are you-?! Get back here at once!

>>11052845
Oh? What would you like to know? I'm all ears!
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>>11052930
Fashion? What fashion?! You look like a cake ornament! And that hair, eurgh!
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>>11052947
CAN'T BE OF CATCHING ME CHINA WOMAN
THIS WILL FETCH NICELY ON MARKET
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>>11052951
Hmph!
I don't have to take fashion advice from someone who doesn't even know basic fashion!
Like, gosh! How long has your head been stuck up your ass to have this shitty taste?
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>>11052826
Bad time for what?
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>>11052968
...Long enough to know I'd rather be dead than have that many bows on. On top of so. So many other things.
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Any Mettaton around tonight?
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>>11052992
We can fix that problem!
>Nui pulls out a massive sword from god knows where!
Let's see how long I can keep you alive?
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>>11053063
....Were you hiding that in your snatch?
>He's momentarily confused enough that running for the hills somehow ISN'T the immediate reaction.
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>>11053073
As if!
I mean, I totally could, cause I'm so stretchy, but nope!
I honestly don't know where I get it from!
Now.. where should I make the first incision~?
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>>11052967
>Litchi takes a fighting stance.
I'd rather not use force, but if you don't do as I say, I won't have any other choice. Please, return Lao Jiu to me, you don't know what you're dealing with!
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>>11053110
Err. Nowhere? And we can forget this whole exchange ever happened? And that I'm actually quite envious of your look?
>A nervous laugh as he backs away... straight into a wall. Fuck.
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>>11053136
TOO LATE FOR OF BARGAININGS NOW, WENCH. MAN HAS TO EAT.
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>>11053157
Look, I don't know how to explain this to you, but that's not an ordinary panda. I'm doing this for your sake, return Lao Jiu, or I can't guarantee your safety. Please.
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>>11053216
...Is just looks like doll to me. Nyet. I think I keep. At least until find buyer. Thank you for understandings!
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>>11053216
It's a very small panda. Aren't most giant pandas like.. huge?
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Lurkers come out and play
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>>11053308
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>>11053242
>She sighs to herself, realizing she's not going to get through to him.
I apologize, but you've left me no choice but to take action.
>Litchi directs her staff in the thief's direction, striking him down with a single swing. She retrieves her panda from his grip and takes him back to her clinic to tend to his injury.

>>11053280
That's correct, but let's just say Lao Jiu isn't like most pandas and leave it at that.
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>>11053352
>The Zone protects her children from godmodding as he flies off on a giant mosin nagant, panda still clasped in hand.
>Cheeki fucking breeki
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You here /ll/?

Or Hilda?
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>>11053352
Aside from being that small? That's quite a panda.
>He's taking such an interest in that panda. Mostly because if he didn't he'd be way too tempted to start ogling her instead
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>>11053393
It's...very complicated, I'm not sure that I can explain. Maybe it's for the best that we change the subject for now.
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>>11053425
>sexual violence
more like just violence.
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>>11053449
That's alright.
>He doesn't know where to look now. He settles on her face, but soon he's looking straight at her breasts
Well.. Mm..
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>>11053470
But she would never hurt a fly!
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>>11053502
>pic
SPOILERS YOU BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
really though, it's the kinda crazy I'd totally bang. Show butt!
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>>11053519
Oh shit, I thought I was selecting this image.
Sorry lil niggy, but still, the meme tier waifu isn't dead as fuck.
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>>11053501
>She follows his gaze with her own, immediately realizing what he's doing. She decides to play along anyway.
Excuse me? Is something the matter? What's on your mind?
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>>11053556
>not even the same body on the wall
I don't know what to believe anymore.
>meme-tier waifu isn't dead as fuck
G-Good, my dear Ochako will be just fine...
Now WHERE is the BUTT I asked for?
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>>11053590
Ochako is bad and you should feel bad. No butt for you, anon. Go bang the fat ghetto girl, because you simply do not deserve my dearest Toga.
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>>11053614
>deadpool button
she's trash
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>>11053576
>He freezes up when she starts asking questions. It's pretty obvious what he's doing
Nothing's wrong! I'm just.. tired!
>He looks further down to try and find somewhere less lewd to stare at. Instead he finds her long legs and bare thighs
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>>11053614
Oh shut up. I like Ochako because she's cute.
>go bang her
No way fag, I'm not a faggot. I don't fuck pure girls. Ochako, AI-Chan, none of 'em!
Just show your butt already or I'll have to pull out my throbbing smirk as I smirk at you.
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It's generally seen as a one on one thing, but ERP in a capable trio is good shit.
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>>11053644
>ERP in a capable trio is good shit
Wow, it's almost as if people that know how to typefuck make for a good typefuck session.
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>>11053655
Wasted keystrokes missing the point of the post, grats.
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>>11053628
Tired? Are you not feeling well? I run a medical clinic in town. Do you need to rest? I can run a check up, if you'd like.
>She gives an assuring smile, but continues to lead him on.
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>>11053664
Wow, it's almost like you're retarded.
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>>11053625
She probably just enioyed the comics for the excessive violence.
>>11053642
Ochako is a fat poorfag with dishonorable goals. Stei-sama should have taken her out, instead of Ingenium.
Sorry, Toga butt pics machine broke. None in my miniscule folder.
>smirks as her smirk grows
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>>11053681
or she empathizes with a literal cancer pile walking meme
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Anoooon. Turn off the time, I don't want the day to start yeeeeet.
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>>11053666
>He manages to pull his attention away from those legs back up to her face. He should probably excuse himself, but that smile convinces him to follow
Well.. okay yes. If that's not too much trouble.
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>>11053684
Rude. Toga does have bad taste in men, though.
Aaaaaaaaand that's the last image in my folder. I need more Togas.
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>>11053681
>entire first half of the post
SPOILERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Butt pics machine broke
Man, this establishment fucking sucks. I'm not coming back!
>Anon walks out of the joint and comes right back in, wearing a masterful disguise.
Ah yes, hhello, would you happen to have any boobs for sale?
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>>11053681
>no butt pics
What's the point?
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>>11053693
WAKE UP BITCH
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>>11053735
>Rapidly punches the time wizard on the top of the head.
Where's the snooze button? You gotta have a snooze button..
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>>11053693
>Humanely smothers with a pillow
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>>11053745
BITCH TOUCH ME AGAIN AND YOU CAN SPEND THE DAY WITH MENOPAUSE. I AIN'T BEIN FUCKED WIT TODAY.
NOW TIME TO WAKE UP
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>>11053698
Not at all!. Please, come with me.
>She takes him back to her establishment, where she ushers him into one of the rooms and gives him a bed.
Alright, now please, tell me what's bothering you. You're tired, have you been feeling fatigued lately? Any symptoms I should know about?
>Litchi pulls up a clipboard, preparing to write down his complaints.
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>>11053693
Go to bed Mama DMG. It's not time for the day to start!
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>>11053747
>Fucking dies and gives anon the thumbs up.

>>11053780
Geez. Sounds like it's time for you to chill out. Don't you have a baby dragon to molest?

>>11053791
But I gotta do things and stuff little man. I can sleep later.
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Oh boy time for DMG to blog again
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>>11053818
Nice to see you're well, Paul. How's being a retard going for ya?
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>>11053835
>Only Paul dislikes DMG
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>>11053780
can you reverse time for me please, like a week or so.
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>>11053790
>He sits down on the bed. It was surprisingly comfy, and it gave him a great view
I dunno, some days I just feel a little more tired than I should. Even if I get a good nights sleep..
>He was still sneaking glances at her body, though he does his best to be subtle about it
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>>11053835
So this is the blank check reasoning DMG gets to be the only one who gets away with daily blogging? Because Paul exists?
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>>11053853
What are you trying to change?
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>>11053874
A mistake.
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>>11053880
We all make mistakes, Suwako-sama
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>>11053893
I know...I just wish I didn't make the choices I made.
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>>11053799
Well if that's the case, wanna make your little man a manly breakfast?

Chocolate milk please.
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>>11053865
>>11053851
hi Paul. What's the shitty song for today?
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>>11053903
Well, as regrettable as it may be, we can't turn back the hands of time, sadly. Take the mistake, and learn from it. It's all you can really do.
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>>11053903
What did you do, dumb frogposter?
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>>11053903
>Pets the small cute frog(?) girl
Need a hug sunshine?

>>11053919
Chocolate milk is a very bad breakfast. How about you be a good little boy and eat mommy out instead, that'll be a good breakfast, and if you do it good enough she'll get you a nice tall glass of milk, okay?~
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>>11053926
...
Yeah.

>>11053929
Just hurt someone unintentionally.
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>>11053942
Yeah, but what did you do exactly, dumb frogposter?
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>>11053856
>She scribbles down his brief descriptions.
Ah, that's all? Are you maintaining a healthy diet? Any history of diabetes? Are you stressed? Please be as descriptive as you can.
>During the conversation, she keeps her hands behind her back to further emphasize her chest, knowing very well that he's paying attention.
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>>11053946
Why do you want to know?
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I AM

SO FUCKING HYPED

FOR SONIC MANIA
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>>11053953
Curiosity and feline murder.
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>>11053958
same, but only cuz we MIGHT get an Amy Rose ava here.
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>>11053977
I dunno jim, things seem pretty dead
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>>11053964
Probably wouldn't be a good idea to talk about it here. It doesn't involve anyone from here I am just unsure of who sees what.

>>11053958
it looks really good
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>>11053977
Every single Amy ava we've ever had was cancer.
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>>11053982
Guess the cat'll stay dead then.
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>>11053979
it's the usual, then
>>11053984
but we MIGHT get a good one
Who tried to play Amy before? When was the last one here?
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>>11053994
Sorry anon.
Im still sort of in a depressive state of the whole thing.
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>>11053958
>>11053977
>>11053982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhEXcBrS_QE
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>>11054002
luffy
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>>11053947
>He's taking a while to answer now, his attention mostly taken up by her prominent breasts. He brings himself to get a better look, forgetting he's supposed to be subtle
None of those really.. I think.
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>>11054004
>>11053958
>>11053977
>>11053982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwTejwu4oaw
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>>11053939
Eat mommy again? Aww... don't all those guys who come over at night do it enough?

Fine..sheesh.... but I better get some chocolate milk after this...
>He walks up to his playful and puts his hands on his hips
My bed sheets are clean, and you get everything wet. So we can do it in the bathroom tub, or in the laundry room.
>He cocks his hips to the side
So where is it gonna be mama?

(Out of curiosity, am I the only one who calls you Mama DMG? Like the way it's spelled and everything)
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>>11054013
>Taking Dunky's reviews seriously
Game might be great, but BOI.

>>11054015
Right here is fine.
>She says with a smile, her hand combing through his hair as she lifts up her blue and pink skirt, revealing the little clean slit under it, pulling him lightly towards her she forced his head between her thighs, his face being smothered by the soft pale flesh, the strong, yet sweet scent of her lips filling his nose as she slowly grinds against his face
Be a good boy~

(More or less yeah, I do a lot of /ss/. so it fits.
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>>11054036
did you even watch the video tho
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>>11054012
You think? I see...maybe I should take a closer look?
>She leans in and cradles his head, feigning a temperature check while bringing his face closer to her breasts.
Oh this is bad...you're burning up! Do you have an allergies?
>With his face in her cleavage, her triumphant smile is completely out of his sight.
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>>11054045
(Should be "any" allergies. Sorry! Typing too fast.)
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>>11054044
Yeah yeah. I'm a fan of his videos, Dunkey's just not a critic. He said it himself. Take him with a grain of salt.
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>>11054054
every is a critic
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>>11054054
Even Jim Sterling gave it a 9.5 and yet he gave Breath of the Wild a 7.
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evens I ERP
odds I shitpost
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>>11054075
because Breath of the Loo is a shit game and so is every other Zelda game. Should've been a zero.
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>>11054045
>There's a timid squeak as she brings her breasts within inches of his face. He was burning up just like she said, a few drops of sweat forming on his forehead. It's like he had a fever
I-I.. No?
>He brings his hands to his crotch in a vain attempt to hide his erection. She was so nice that he really didn't want to show it, not after she went out of her way to help him
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>>11054070
He's not very good at it.
... Does that make me a critic of critics?
... Also nice butt.

>>11054075
What's Jim Sterling's appeal? I watched very little of his stuff but I keep being shilled his stuff. Is he just another cynical brit that bitches about vidya or should I give him an honest to goodness chance?
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>>11054127
is anyone? 'professional' critics for games just get paid to give good scores.
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Good morning erp. Fuck being awake at 6 am
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>>11054036
(Oh gotcha. Didn't know you like to pray on the young and innocent. Excuse my typos. I'm a lot more tired than I thought. I'm gonna change it up for a bit. Feeling a bit frisky)

But I'm always a good b...
>He said before being smothered into his naughty mother's snatch. He felt her warm and fuzzy vagina on his face as he could smell her scent and sweaty musk.
Mhmmhm!!!
>He cried as his was smooshed. Finally able to free himself a bit to get a big gasp of air
*INHALES*
MAMA! You stink! You need a bath! How about I give you bath like you use to do me when I was a good young boy?
>He asked with his puppy dog eyes. To her surprise, he grabs her hand and leads her into the bathroom. He guides he into the tub and has her lay down against the wall. Water trickled down both their bodies. Warm liquid fogged up the glass and mirrors in the room.
Okay Mama, I'm ready to be a big boy!
>He said as he placed his hands on her knees and spread her legs open. Her peach fuzz vagina was now drenched in both her own person juices and the liquid that would clean her. He started small by leaning his face in kissing the top of her clit. Immediately he felt the warmth on his lips
Mama... my privates feel funny... Like when you drive down that bumpy road sometimes. They feel like their tight but shakey. Is that bad?

>>11054054
PELICAN!
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>>11054118
(I'm sorry anon, but it just became too late for me to keep going. Please let me know if you see me in another thread, and we can continue.)
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>>11054127
He's really good at calling out major bullshittery, but more importantly he's way more entertaining and less uptight than TotalBiscuit.
He's also a literal cuck, but that's another story.
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>>11054164
(Aye that's fine. I'll keep an eye out Litchi!)
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(how does one go about making a starter)
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>>11054180
Write up a generic senerio or one that would work well for your character. You can try to drive towards whatever lewd you want to perform. Really all you want is something that gives an Anon or other Ava the opportunity to interact with you.
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The xenomorph performs acrobatics as it jumps, kicking it's legs back against the wall and propelling itself at its prospective mate with a pounce. Taloned feet scramble to find a hold in the bed, tearing into the mattress with a loud rip, and causing springs to complain. Sinewy fingers wrap around his shoulders as soon as it hits him, the long hooks at the ends digging between his scales, a degree of carefulness from it preventing it from goring him right there. The tail just barely misses his neck, embedding in the wall behind him, and the long thing shudders as the creature uses it to pull itself closer to him. With its eyeless face next to his, it extends its second biter mouth, placing it at his lips. "This is how humans mate, yes?" it hisses.
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>>11054145
Oh don't get me wrong, most websites a shit, I just can't handle YouTubers that don't know how to compose their thoughts well. Like Dunkey's Yooka review is horrible. Say whatever you like about the game, but complaining about how the enemies take too many hits, while showing the only enemy in the game that takes more than 2 hits is kinda shitty.Surprisingly Dunkey made a video about it. Look it up it's a really good video.

>>11054157
>Now within the shower as warm steam filled the air, the sweet refreshing feel of hot water sliding down their bodies as the smaller anon licked about at her little snatch, the strong scent lingered in the air still as he licked again and again at the soft pink of her most personal area, she lightly bucked her hips, grinding against his face.
That's perfectly natural honey~ Touch it and you'll feel really good, hold the base and stroke it lightly~

>>11054172
Everyone's a cuck. But thanks for being honest.

>>11054180
Pretty much write the first part of the RP, make sure the location, tone and the like is clear to get what you want. Best luck!
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>>11054235
Ah that's understandable. Honestly most people cant compose their thoughts long enough to string out a wordy review of things I feel like.
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>>11054198
>>11054235
(So... would Edea walking into a candy shop work? I'm still a bit on the fence about actually playing her, so I just want to get an idea for stuff before I do anything.)
(I'm just really worried.)
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>>11054251
(I'm forgetting pictures already...)
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>>11054251
One thing I always preferred to do with starters was gauge who'd want to play with the girl first, then you can chat with em to see what you both want. It helps calm nerves
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>>11054251
That sounds good. Go for it.
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>>11054248
Is that hat alive?
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>>11054282
yes
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>>11054235
(Shit... sorry Mama DMG. I'm falling asleep here. Don't know if I can stay awake for long. Took my medicine and I forgot it had Codaine in it. If you want, I can finish you off in the next post so you can cum. But I don't know how much energy I have left. I'll let th decide)
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>>11054248
There's a lot of great reviewers out there, personally I recommend YMS and RalphTheMovieMaker. Both have that great editing and work REALLY hard on their videos.

>>11054251
I don't know the character personally, but I'd say don't think too hard about it. >Walks into thread is an okay opener. If you're that worried about it you can have the anon write the opener, that way you can gauge their writing abilities

>>11054301
>Go sleep honey, don't worry about it <3
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Wish not to be the little girl. Take pride in your masculinity! For you are a man!
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>>11054305
Where you close to getting off at least?

I don't want to leave you...
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>>11054319
>I wait until after the session to do my business, that's how I play so often.
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>>11054277
>>11054281
(I'd do that if I didn't have a minuscule folder for Edea, and I'd run out before we even started. I'd make it bigger, but I'm a lazy butt.)
>>11054305
(B-But if they start, then I'd probably see how great they are and I'd chicken out.)
>(sobs)
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>>11054319
You really need to stop bringing up how you want to make people cum and whatnot.
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p o s t c a r d s
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>>11054331
>>I wait until after the session to do my business,
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>>11054348
Suck it up before I fuck you myself and ruin it for everyone. DO THE THING. DO IT FOR YOU
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>>11054348
But there's still so much ass to explore anon
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>>11054380
>(sobs harder)
>(snot is getting everywhere)
>>11054386
(Sniff... I-I like butts...)
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>>11054348
(Good luck with the folder building. I've really wanted to play with an Edea for awhile.)
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>>11054402
You can do it, anon.
But do it soon so I can fuck that butt before I sleep
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>>11054414
Didn't you wear yourself out writing those Berlin Walls at Kinx earlier Owain? Take a fucking break.
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>>11054402
>Pats the butts
>Gives tissue
There there champ. Clean yourself up and work on that starter. You'll get it <3
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>>11054425
Gotta mark that checklist of every character worth a damn here.
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>>11054425
Nah, did you see the adjective stuffing he was doing? Those walls were more like a bounce house.
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>>11054402
>I like butts...
Then you know what you must do. Save more butts
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>>11054414
(but I can't keep up with your walls. :c)
>>11054416
(I'll be a while, busy getting some good pictures of Edea. My google-fu's weak, so you should get some rest!
>>11054427
>(sniff...)
(I-I'll be a bit late with the starter, if I ever start writing it. Maybe later today. Big maybe.
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>>11054463
(I was matching length in that case! I can have just as much fun with shorter sessions if you'd still like to play with me. If you wouldn't like to that's fine as well.)
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>>11054463
Best luck honey. If you need any help call out for me <3
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>>11054468
Do you really think it's nice to a ESL to throw your adjective laced mega posts at them?
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>>11054463
I'd prepare some stubborn refusal to sleep, but I was hit with a sudden wave of tiredness. I guess I'm conceding this one to you.
>kissu
Good luck with the folder building and confidence stuff. Looking forward to it.
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>>11054463
>My google-fu's weak, so you should get some rest!
If you mean pic sources you should check or sankaku. I usually pass through gel, sankaku and then pixiv, but that's super excessive
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>>11054468
(B-But I played with you before and you still wrote too much for me to keep up.)
>>11054486
>>11054473
(thanks you too! I really hope I get over my fear and manage to play Edea. She's really cute so I'd feel bad if I abandon her.)
>>11054512
(that's... actually really helpful. Thanks a bunch anon!)
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>>11054529
(Ah. Unfortunate. Well good luck with collecting your Edea art and I hope you have some fun sessions. Take care.)
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I miss the blog posters who came in around these hours. They were nice and kept me from feeling like I'm fucking alone
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>>11054557
Oh shit, is this permission to blog? Alright well right now I've got fuck all to do. Friends are occupied, I've got uni tomorrow so I can't go out (even if that wasn't the case it's the middle of the week so there'd be no fuckin' point,) TV is boring and I don't really feel like I need to study. Fuck, I was so bored that I contemplated ERPing for the first time in my life and came here but it's dead. What's a guy to do other than blog?
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>>11054557
I expected Owain to bring Mecha out of hiding yesterday but no such luck.
Who else was a big blogger? I forget.
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>>11054588
I didn't even mean mecha, I don't know why you guys need to lose your shit over that guy any time he'd post
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>>11054595
Drama's the lifeblood of this place.
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>>11054536
(I'm bad at ERPing anyway, so you're not really missing anything. Have a good day Owain!)
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>>11054588
>he finally leaves
>some people want him back just to stir more shit
For what purpose?
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>>11054602
>(when you forget your picture and earn another round of bullying because of it)
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>>11054557
Don't worry anon, I'm still here.
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>>11054605
I would have liked to see him say something about Owain's posts myself. He needs to stick to playing f-list stuff and girls, that was a fresh reminder how awful his male play is.
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>>11054612
You're pretty cool guu. Where's your partner in crime though?
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>>11054602
>>11054608
nice job cute dork
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>>11054612
>Kissus the Guu
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>>11054618
Do you need someone to validate your opinion that badly?
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>>11054608
Don't worry, it just makes people want to bully your asshole when they finally get a chance at her butt
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>>11054557
I'm doing a nuzlocke run in Sun and I only lost 4 mons so far.
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>>11054632
Lewd
Hope I catch you when you're around, I wanna lewd that big butt
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>>11054619
Dunno. Probably sleeping.

>>11054623
>Dies
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>>11054642
>Carries the guu off to bed
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>>11054637
Cute cumslut!
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>>11054630
>>11054686
>>11054636
(Edea will take a little break and return later.)
>Snores
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>>11054703
Take it easy, d00d
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>>11054624
I know I need a veil of veins daddy
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We need more lolis desu
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>>11054574
Depression nap?
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>>11054743
loli fishgirl when
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>>11054743
I agree. I already play some but we always need more.
What types?
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>>11054827
Domineering for one.

I remember there used to be some Katja that came around the early hours

They only ever had like one biter, but I loved reading their sessions. Shit was hot
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>>11054764
what that
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>>11054835
I find those lolis a bit strange to be honest. Often they are not real lolis but ancient vampires, more like adults in a smol body.
I've been thinking of picking up a really bratty loli though, maybe a little sister? I can't find the right girl though so I might just use generic loli images or maybe this girl for her appearance.
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>>11054846
Looks good enough. I guess I like all forms of loli, but to each their own I suppose.
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I hope you have a nice day today, ERP.
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>log onto Discord
>"stop putting it off we're doing the session tomorrow"
>log off
I regret making an account
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>>11054916
pauls not gonna write that starter lad
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>>11054916
>"stop putting it off we're doing the session tomorrow"
Pff what
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>>11054928
Turns out some people don't like waiting.

It's gross. I already know it's gonna suck because I won't have fun doing it.
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>>11054946
Tell them to fuck off. This isn't your job, you aren't getting paid for this, if you're not enjoying it, don't do it.
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>>11054960
sit on lap
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>>11054946
>thinking they can schedule sessions like that and it doesn't largely ride on what mood you're in
I need a smug anime for this
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>>11054968
>Sits on the cute girl (male)'s lap
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>>11054960
It's my own fault, anyway. I promised to do it and missed the time we set because I was sick.
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>>11054916
Sounds like you've got a really bad egg. I've never had someone be that rude, you should probably look for a different smut writing partner.
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>>11054916
OH YOU /RECEIVED/ THAT MESSAGE DISREGARD I SUCK COCKS
what a dickhead, condolences man
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>>11054980
and now put something vibrating between us and then we wait.
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>>11054997
The only problem I've got is that this person seems to be decently well-known. I don't want them starting drama and saying that I left them hanging twice, because then I'll have to defend it and make things worse.
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>>11054984
Doesn't matter. Your friend sounds like a dick. Get someone new to dick.

>>11055005
You are being... Extra lewd. Who are you and what did you do to the not lewd you.
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>>11055010
>forcing yourself for that
I'd hope they weren't enough of a shitter to do something like that, jeez
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>>11055014
I'm the same as always
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>>11055014
>friend
I barely even know the guy. We've talked twice, maybe.

>>11055019
I know it sounds like I'm exaggerating, but I'm pretty sure it's not the first time they've thrown their weight around before.
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>>11055010
>decently well-known
Doesn't matter, drag 'im. They deserve it for being a shithead.
That said proof would be a good thing before naming names of course.
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>>11055010
Well it might just be that you caught them at a bad time, maybe they are unhappy in general and were just short with you. That's why I always try to be nice and considerate; you never know just what the other person is going through maybe they just lost their job or their pet died or they are depressed or whatever. Always best to assume something like that as opposed to malice.
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>>11055037
>We've talked twice, maybe.
When the pimps try to give it to you. Drop it like it's hot.
Hint hint.
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>>11055063
Post more. POST MORE
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>>11055067
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>>11055063
I'd have preferred if you were one of the twins.
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>>11055072
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>>11055077

>>11055075
ill be the twin for you
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>>11055083
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>>11055083
D-do we have a Poison ava? I want a Poison Ava
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>>11055087
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>>11055090
what are the requirements for avatar? im kinda nu
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>>11055094
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>>11055037
>I'm pretty sure it's not the first time they've thrown their weight around before.
That's some serious garbage
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>>11055102
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>>11055041
I can't really do a screencap because it wouldn't exactly be hard to look at and know it was me. All I can say is that they opened up with "we need to bang soon", I replied "soon then" and they said "no, not soon, we're doing it tomorrow". After that I just kinda caved.
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>>11055110
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>>11055083
Best not be baitin' lad, femininization shit is my jam.
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>>11055118
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>>11055098
You just need a folder of pics to attach to your posts and a big dick
RPing on here isn't that much different from a chat, you'll get used to it
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>>11055098
>A collection of images of the character
>Knowing the character to a degree.
>A basic grip of the English language
>The will to RP in a lewd way.
That's all you need really.
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>>11055124

>>11055119
im a bit of a newb here, you might be dissapointed
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>>11055135
Lad nothing you do can size up to the worst erp I've ever managed, just give it a shot.
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>>11055135

>>11055142
dont i need some kind of... context or something? or at least knowing what your persona is
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>>11055090
There was someone with Poison on their card, but I can't remember who or if they did futa Poison...
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>>11055149
Anons are generally blank-slates. I can do a starter though if you'd like, and can say what you're into/have any ideas.
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maybe this works for an avatar
so i just need to collect a few images of Poison being alone?
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>>11055157
Whatever Poison pics you like, lewd or not. No one will mind ones where she's dicking someone
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>>11055162
sounds good
>>11055156
well i like futa, crossdressing, anal, oral, dry sex, even a bit of furry as long as its humanized enough and not scalies
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>>11055150
Yeah yeah, that was Jasper. They're a sweetheart.
.. Maybe they still have the folder..
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>>11055157
Bretty much.
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>>11055157

Ah, Poison. The biggest trap since Jun.

Awesome rack on her, though.
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>>11055164
Sitch similar to the doujin then? Poison captures rival gangbanger, dolls them up, dicks for supremacy?
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>>11055170
>trap
you don't know what trap means son
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>>11055170
Poison isn't a trap though, she's a shemale. This is a trap.
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>>11055174
sounds good >:-3
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>>11055179

Did the definition change recently?
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>>11055185
How the fuck do you not know this from years on v
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>>11055185
Poison has been, depending on locale
>straight up just a woman, no strings
>pre-op transwoman/dickgirl/whatever, thing with tits and a dick that says it's a woman
Neither of these are traps.
>>11055184
Wanna drum a starter then?
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>>11055193
A trap is someone who looks feminine but is really a dude. Yes, 4chan knows Poison is a shemale, but most common folk who know nothing of her controversial past would see her and assume "girl". So to them, she is indeed a trap.
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>>11055207
uggh, thats the hardest part
*notices cute twink on the street*
*licks lip with anticipation*
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>>11055211
the fuck are you smoking my dude
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>>11055211
>4chan knows Poison is a shemale
And where are we exactly?
Boco is not most common folk, he's a /v/ regular
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>>11055228

Yeah, I'm an idiot.

Mostly just wanted to make a Madworld joke, my bad.
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>>11055226
(that's uh. brief.)
>The masculinity-deprived male walks down the street, a glance spared at the gang member before he suddenly hurries his stride, pulling his coat closer to himself. He was hardly in the best part of town and primarily wanted to get out fast and quietly.
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>>11055226
Maaaaybe you should lurk a bit more before picking up an avatar.
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>>11055273
It was fun while the delusion held I guess.
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>>11055262
*grins*
hey boy, are you lost? heading somewhere?
*approaches the feminine twink*
come with me, ill give you hand ;)
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>>11055285
>smilies
yeah okay no I can't hold up the act >>11055273
is right
fucking lurk more
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you're right
*falls asleep*
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>>11055226
>>11055285
This has to be shitposting.
No one is this awful.
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>>11055306
>he's never seen social media rp
"*notices ur bulge* uwu what's this" is an unironic occurrence
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*raises paw*
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>>11055314
Honestly being here has made me look back and cringe at the old stuff I used to settle for
And going back to one of those old partners was awful
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Dead hours. Who's lurkin?
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>>11055327
>tfw rp'd with a mary sue that inspired enough ire for a lengthy ED page back in my salad days
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>>11055341
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>>11055327
One of my first RPs ever I said I was going to fuck her "hard as a rock".
... She never replied.
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>>11055341
Yo
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>>11055341
(I'm thinking of debuting my new female ava, since people complained I only got 4 males. I am just thinking of a way to write a decent starter...)
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>>11055377
Who is it fuccboi
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>>11055380
(She's pink, meta and rhymes with Deadpool.)
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>>11055360
>when you were young and desperate and would even accept total garbage to play pretend with internet strangers
>mfw
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>>11055394
Gwen Stacy's crayon-stained stool?
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>>11055394
REDPOOL
Wait no you said pink.
PINK POOL

>>11055398
>tfw used to RP MLP shit on omegle
Wake me up.
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>>11055419
>>11055408
That's... um... close and also not...?
Her new issue just came out, so I think I just got my starter idea. Let me read it and I'll get back to you.
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>>11055419
I was with some group of pasty nerds trying to fit in in a chatroom once.
Halfway through two niggas burst in to start rping fujoshit with the cripple and the juggalo from homestuck.
It was at that point I realized I had nowhere near the levels of autism to maintain this relationship with the internet.
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Avas you wanna see played, go.
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>>11055489
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>>11055489
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>>11055341
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>>11054090
>Zelda is shit
NIGGER DO NOT POST THAT WITH MY FOLDER
I WILL CASTRATE YOUR VIRGIN ASSHOLE WITH THE SPIKES ON MAJORA'S MASK
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>>11055489
>Random YouTube video I watched mentioned her
>Thought she'd be perfect
>Voiced by Tara Strong.
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>>11055559
>Tara Shit
Into the trash it goes, right next to the later half of Samurai Jack season 5
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>>11055577
Never reply to me or my requested avas ever again.
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>>11055554
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>>11055577
the one non-trash opinion rupaul's ever had
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>>11055628
Stop same fagging Paul.
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>>11055489
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>>11055489
Orisa from Overwatch, Mallow from Pokemon, Melissa Chase from Milo Murphy's Law, all goth girls, Pan Pizza for meme value, Fem Predator because I had that idea and bailed on it, Misty from Pokemon. I could go on.
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>>11055640
tara strong IS shit tho
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>>11055706

Not completely.

Id gladly tap Princess Clara.
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>>11055712
character =/= the va
i mean drawn together was also shit but you do you
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>>11055577
How can one man have such shit taste?
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>>11055489
What could PAWSibly go wrong?
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>>11055706
Sometimes yeah. But her as Lena Dupree in Zombie island, or early Fairly OddParents.
... Hey remember that episode where Timmy turned into a girl? That was funny right, like as a joke ha, I wonder how it felt haha, you know as a joke ha...
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>>11055748
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>>11055748
remember that episode where timmy went inside vicky? that was a funny bit haha i wonder how he felt in there
you know as a joke haha

a friend wants to know ha
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>>11055769
YOU KNOW AS A JOKE HAHA

>>11055784
Anon that isn't funny.
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>>11055806
haha its just a joke
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>>11055784
That raises a good question
VICKY AVA WHEN
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>>11055816
Would... How... Is there even art for that?
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>>11055827
>not wanting vicky to tie you down and fuck you while calling you TWIRP
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>>11055832
I will say. I'm at least intrigued
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>>11055827
there's a pretty high amount of vicky art, pretty sure
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>>11055827
I wouldn't be surprised at all if there was, if girls like Dexter's mom have art
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>>11055849
but dexter's mom is fuckin hot tho
why wouldn't she have art?
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>>11055838
.. Now I need this.

>>11055849
Yo. Dexter's mom thicc af doe.
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>>11055746
Everything
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>>11055827
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>>11055869
i have a mighty need
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>>11055862
What kind of men do you prefer
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>>11055869
... Can I make a wish for this to become a reality?

>>11055891
Cute Shotas, or just average joes. Hyper dom chads/smirking anons can go cuck themselves.
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>>11055869
>heart eyes
>those tits
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>>11055896
What if I smirk for gits and shiggles
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>>11055918
I might hurt you very slightly.
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>>11055923
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>>11055896
what about hyper dom stacies/smirking milfs
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>>11055931
>Homer hitting Thot button.png

>>11055936
He said men, not women, silly butt.
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>>11055936

>hyper dom stacies

Yes please.
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>>11055869
Woah mama
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>>11055936
Are hyper dom stacies a thing?
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>>11055972
where's the starter?
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>>11055975
never been around a queen bitch cheerleader?
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>>11055638
>Sips
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>>11055898
>heart eyes
I see you're also a man of culture
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>>11056001
god I want a queen bitch cheerleader to bully me
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>>11056019
Cute witch!
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>>11056030
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>>11056019
But why sip when you can suck?
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>>11056019
>steals the drink
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>>11055896
I'm a average Joe. I'm not exactly big like a chad but I'm not that small either.
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>>11056090
Perfect! Wanna bump uglies?
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>no giantess monster girl /ss/ vore
>>
Post avas you're thinking about picking up.
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>>11056127
Huh?
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>>11056123
Sure, yes! I don't really know what you mean but yes!
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>>11056123
what if I'm a chad that wants you to dom them? like a big buff guy that wants a small(er than him) girl/woman to bully him?
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>>11056127
Literally where have you been
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>>11056030
Bitchy, lewd 3d cheerleader ava when?
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>>11056123
Can you handcuff me to the bedpost so I can't move?
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>>11056149
Bump uglies, do the do, the in and out dance, hide the hotdog.
... Bang.

>>11056160
mhmm not really into buff dudes.

>>11056177
Then what? I'll be honest, I'm not too into tying up people.
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>>11056191
Aw, damn. Oh well, I'll look somewhere else...
>Anon sheds a tear as he flexes his muscles, flying away like a majestic bird.
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>>11056201
>The virgin letdown vs. the chad despair
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>>11056191
I've never really "Did the deed" Before... But I always wanted to, and you're pretty hot yourself.

How exactly should we proceed? I guess I should take off my pants...

I'm really looking forward to this to be honest. I never had sex before.
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>>11056191
Then I'm all yours. You can do whatever you want to me. I could be your bitch. As long as you dont run off, steal my wallet or do anything fucked up.
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>>11056236
VIIIIIIIIRGIN!
Okay cupcake let me give you the quick run down. You're gunna get naked, I'm going to get naked. I'm going to put your thing in my thing, I'm going to say some bad words, jump on you a bit, then we'll both feel really good. Now take those pants off and lay on the bed before I take them off for you~
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>>11056258
O-Oh, Okay. Thank you for the rundown. Sorry, I'm just so new to this...

>Lays on the bed. He starts taking off his pants, but he's having trouble taking off his belt. Nervously, he starts fidgeting. *Come on, get off already...* He thinks to himself. Boo!

>His erection isn't really helping his situation, either. It's just in the way. This is happening so suddenly, he cannot believe he is about to lose his pathetic virginity to this blonde bombshell.
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>>11056299
>Boo!
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>>11056299
>boo!
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>>11056314
>>11056325

It's his moment of shame. He has no experience.
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>>11056299
I'd bully you, but you're new, and you don't deserve it.
Just try to have fun, and get better, and in time, you'll be just dandy, anon.
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>>11056254
>Not going to lie anon, that just doesn't sound interesting to me. Sorry.

>>11056299
>With a swing of her wand she waits with her chin in her hand, staring him down as he jerks about his belt, becoming fed up she hits his leg with the coiled golden tip. And with that his pants poofed into thin air, revealing everything below his belt. With hands on her hips she spins around, waving her hips at him before doing the same to herself, naked and exposed head to toe, all but her hat was gone, every inch of pale skin was for his eyes, she cupped her breasts and bounced them about casually.
How do these look virgin?~ Best you've seen, or only you've seen?~
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>>11056331
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>>11056258
Jesus Christ that is the hottest thing I've ever seen you write Mama DMG.

So much for not fapping...
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>>11056314
>>11056325
It was cute as fuck, don't bully. I liked it.
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Why are all anons either smirking doms or beta cucks?
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>>11056314
>>11056325
>>11056346
What's the problem here? He's better than the average anon. You guys really that bored?
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>>11056163
God you have great tits.
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>a pink portal opens up and a white-spandex-clad girl peers through it
Ok, seems like a cool place to chill for a while. This teleporter I got from that suspicious old lady from the black market rules!
I doubt those Future Squad guys and Sarah will find me here, while I think of a way to deal with this business.
Wow, that was, like, a lot of exposition... I thought this issue wasn't over yet...?
. . .
Huh, this looks "normal".
And empty...
Yo, where am I? Hello?
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Fuck man, the word 'virgin' is like Pavlov's dog to you, isn't it DMG?
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>>11056405
Yeah and I'd fuck the dog too. What's it to ya?
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>>11056415

Oh DMG. You so crazy.
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Since we're at the end of the thread anyway, what boards do you all come from or mainly visit?
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>>11056481
M, tg, and toy
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>>11056481
couple of /vg/ threads (mountain blade, indie, and duel network), /co/ on occasion, and /x/
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>>11056481
Only vg and ck
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>>11056481
/co/, mostly. And also /aco/ and /gif/ for porn.
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>>11056481
/a/, /v/ and /tv/ mostly. Used to be into /co/.
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>>11056400
Neeeeeeeerd
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>>11056481
/d/ /gif/
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Page ten too close.
PANIC
>>11056538
>>11056538
>>11056538
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>>11056400
I'll give ya twenty bucks for the outfit.
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