ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. What is your favorite pi

>>11049807
memes

>>11049807
the bee movie script.

>>11049807
dad

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>>11049711
>Gene indeed tired
>But he is not going to let that stop him
>Stoutland out, time to get carried to Anistar, slowly
>Last post +10

(This plot is real interesting, too interesting to be elft in a cliffhanger)

>>11049874
muh dad

>>11049890
daddies cummies

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>>11049743
>Scout cocks his head, giving a shrug.
>The notepad is scribbled in once more.
"whats a movie?"

>>11049902
dads are valid

>>11049997
My dad is an invalid.

>>11049887
>You arrive at the book store.
>A few police are searching the place high and low for something, anything.
>One stops you.
"Qui es-tu?"

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>>11049926
"Awww... I'll have to show you later, we gotta finish this thing first!"
>Sun leans out from behind the book shelf, waving at the cashier to grab her attention before heading up
"Um... When was it you guys were robbed?"

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>"I am so just staying in bed after this"

>>11050127
>"This is going to be a pain"
"Quand'est-il arrivé...?"
>Gene is fairly sure he butchered that

you are my dad!

>>11050176
>The cashier oogles Sun and shoots Scout dirty looks.
"Oh, a few days ago, I think? I dunno, I wasn't in."

>>11050288
>The police officer calls over a non-descript IP agent with a pair of Meowstic following after him.
"Unovan? Happened a few days ago. The owner wanted a full scale search for a few missing books."
>He gives a shrug, pulling a ledger out of his pocket.
>Three are circled.
>Espace et espace: A children's book that goes over several of the constellations and talks about the moon missions, easy for children to read.
>Zygarde: Ordre et justice: A book that gives an overview of the miracles preformed by Zygarde, the gory parts are taken out.
>Yveltal et Xerneas: A children's book going over the miracles and balance between Yveltal and Xerneas. The millions of deaths are quietly brushed aside.

>>11050382
I want a dna test

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>>11050176
>Scout nods, following after Sun.
>He grabs Sun's hand and rubs his fingers along it.

>>11050510
>The cashier gets a growl back from Scout.

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>>11050510
"Unovan, investigating these odd break ins."
>Copy ledger on own notebook
>Show the notes on the books stolen in the other places in Kalos to the agent
"Notice something?"

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>>11050510
>Is it possible for a boy to shrink in on himself?
>Probably not, but Sun tries his damned hardest to do so.
"Uh... Alright, I um... I guess we can come back tomorrow and see if um.. if... if your boss knows...?"
>>11050542
"Are you alright, Scout...?"

>>11050542
>She sticks her tongue out at Scout.

>>11050782
"Aw, alright."
>She looks genuinely sad.
"See you tomorrow then, cutie?"

>>11050691
"Hoenninan, same cases, buddy."
>The agent squints at Gene's notes, scratching his chin.
"...All stuff a kid would want? I'm stumped, honestly. No money was stolen, just the books. You think a kid's doin' it?"

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>>11050782
>Scout nods.

>>11050892
>Scout gestures back to his Larvesta, drawing the bookstore and her on fire on his notepad.

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>>11050892
>Gene is reminded that he was looking onto obtaining a Psychic pokemon for memory purposes, now he thinks it would also be helpful for the language barrier
"Not just children books, most of them are about Kalosian pokemon."
"Picture books about pokemons found here, maybe a foreigner in an extended stay?"

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>>11050892
"I... I guess... I'll probably just uh... see your boss..."
>He trails off a bit towards the end, tugging on Scout's hand and scooting towards the door
>>11050966
"Alright, that's good! I kinda thought you were sick or something!! "
>Sun flashes a grin
"Anyway uh... I don't think we can get anymore info on the thing tonight so... I can show you a movie, if you want?"

>>11050966
>The lady flips Scout off.

>>11051239
"See you later, cutie!"
>She blows Sun a kiss as they leave.

>>11051012
>It's obvious this agent is just a translator and not really cut out for field work.
>He nods, squinting at the notes.
"I see, but what foreigner steals? Hell, one of those Cipher guys could be here and I don't think they'd have a reason to steal books, yeah?"

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>>11051290
"I have seen weirder things pal, do not discard any option."
>Trying to look inside of the store, from the civilian side of the tape
"If that is all I'm going back to report."

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>>11051239
>Scout nods, following Sun out.
>He elects to try and write with one hand, balancing the notepad on his arm.
"where is movie?"

>>11051537
>Hoennian guy nods.
"That's about all. If I get any new info I'll give you a call."
>The store doesn't have much more than a few crews of cops and psychics combing every inch of it to see if there is something inside.

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>>11051547
"Kira's apartment! A TV channel has been marathon'ing a buncha Godzilla stuff recently, aaaand I think you'd really like Mothra!"
>Out goes the cat, depositing them right in front of the apartment
>Unless Sun gets a dubsfail or something

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>>11051782
>The notebook is scribbled in.
"moth ra?"
>Scout cocks his head, obviously confused.

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>>11051571
>Contact info given
>Oddly enough, not IP contact info
"Thank you, both with the case and for the comms."
"I will be off, then."
>Back to Lumiose with the help of Stoutland
>Gene will need a long rest after this

(And me as well. Good night, everyone)

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>>11051877
>Into the apartment they go, Sun dragging Scout over to the couch and plopping down
>After a few awkward fumbles with the remote the tv click on to 1964's "Mothra vs Godzilla"
"Tada! Mothra! She's a giant moth that protects a bunch of island people!"

caw

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>>11052120
CAW

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>>11052067
>You have Scout's attention.
>He's never got the chance to sit down and actually watch the TV.
>The first thing he does is try to fish Mothra out of the TV by poking the screen.

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>>11052156
>Poke.
>Finger, meet TV screen.
>Sun chuckles from his spot on the couch
"It doesn't work like that, silly! It's just an image. A uh... moving image, but... still!"
>Releasing his moth from the ball, Sun sets a bag of popcorn next to its wings, waiting for the kernels to begin popping

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>>11052319
>Scout nods slowly and heads back to the couch.
>Sun gets a hug with Scout pulling him close
>A few clicks escape Scout as he watches, splitting his attention between Sun and the movie.

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>>11052470
>Hug? I hope you meant cuddles, because that's what the champ turns this into.
"Mothra kinda looks like a Volcarona, wonder if that was like... an on purpose thing or what..."
>Between the movie and the popcorn he's shoveling into his mouth he's a bit hard to hear, but that's alright. Sun's not saying anything important anyway.
"Popcorn?"

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>>11052720
>Scout nods along, doing his best for cuddles.
>The popcorn gets a respectful shake of the head before Scout goes back to trying to figure out optimal cuddles.
>If I end up falling asleep feel free to have Scout fall asleep as well.

Hello PAR!
How easy would it be to get a Shaymin?

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>>11052820
That would be pretty difficult. What are you planning?

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>>11052771
>No problem man, they can crash out on the couch if you need to snooze.
>How does one snug a bug? Sun figures that being the little spoon or curling up against his side would work best, and goes for the latter.
"She kinda..."
>He bites his lip to avoid spoiling things as the Mothra vs Godzilla fight scene continues
>Spoilers: Mothra dies defending her egg

>>11052856
I need a sixth pokemon! He's gonna get mad if I don't have a sixth pokemon!
>Anon shuffles papers, knocking stuff off his table.
What about Keldeo, Meloetta, Giratina! Deoxys!!!!?

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>>11052975
Anon, I don't think that's going to happen. You'd be better off talking to someone they hang out around. Diamond, Platinum or Black.
...Who's he?

>>11053030
Oh! That'f ine!!! That's okay thats fine thats okay dont worry its fine its okay its okay!
>Anon twists into a rage, kicking his desk and chair over before he retireves his phone again.
He broke my stuff. But! Its fine, its okay! I didn't need it, its okay its fine, I', m not lying? its fine!
Where do i get the People?

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>>11053057
You... Alright. You'd be best off trying their respective region, but most of them have gone silent working on things, I assume.
...Sun in Alola?

>>11053079
Sun sun Sun in Alolaaaaaaaaaaalalalala!
Alright, you scummy motherfucker. I got every word you said, I hope your,uh,uh.
Yeah! Got it, sorry hahaha.
>Rolling for if anon grabs his meds on the way out.

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>>11053132
Well, uh, good luck?
>Tobias tries to see if he can use Darkrai to give a frenchman wet dreams.

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>>11053154
>4
>Well, I hope you like Alain grinding against your leg, because that's likely going to happen at least once before he wakes up

i want to marry a bug

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would you?

i want to throw myself down a ravine

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>Page 6 bump.
I wonder what the mystics do on there down time. Hmm... probably really cool stuff.

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this place seem to be pretty quiet right now

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>>11056379
It'll liven up. Usually does.

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>>11056510
i guess
and i am bored
and mandi doesn't seem to be around

caw

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>>11056709
Mandi? Whom are they if you don't mind me asking?

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>>11057218
well, she's a cute mandibuzz that i know
she's a bit flustered when i talk to her but that is pretty cute

Pssst, PAR! Where does the riot man sleep?

>>11057457
Somewhere.

>>11057474
Bleh, that's not helpful!

>>11057731
Who is riot man?

Anyone in Unova up to do anything? Listening to Roxie's practice is getting annoying.

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>>11057392
Oh. I hope things go well for you and her then.

>>11057457
Who?

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>>11057838
come to hoenn

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>>11057968
>>11057838
We have water.

>>11057968
>>11058008
That's really far. Is no one else from Unova here?
Fuck's sake, let me change out of this stupid band get-up.

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>>11058027
>Roll to poison splet anon's other clothes.

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>>11057909
i hope too, she makes herself hard to get, ans say that i deserve better, but what do to convince her?

>>11058027
They must be all doing normal things like working.

>Sit on bench in Castelia.
>'Damn, I didn't sleep well.'
>Crack open another lemonade.
>Stand.
>Well, it's about that time.
"Seek - Target"
>A familiar line of flame appears.
>'Still in town. Good.'
>Start walking.
>'This is it. This is what I came here for.'

>>11058048
>Angry nerd shriek.
"FUCKING WHY?"

>>11058113
Fuck you too. I did my work today.
>Anon grabs the shit he owns that isn't melting and gets the fuck out.

>>11058223
>>11058262
>Shove Unovan nerds together.

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Any reccomendations for Steel type polish? Need some that I can buy in bulk and helps against maritime environments.

>>11058440
Pappy's old tyme gun polish should protect against salt water, check with the pokemon center to see if it is safe on steel pokemon though!

>Continue walking.
>>11058403
>'Huh-'
>>11058262
>Bump into man.
>Step back.
"Sorry."
>Keep walking.

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>In Nimbasa, a cop dies a little looking over the massive amounts of paperwork he's been neglecting.
>He has but one word for this situation...
"Fuck."

Alright, entertain me. The hell's goin' on everywhere else?

>>11058552
>There's a very loud argument happening nearby, right by the IP building,
>It's turning some heads, and one of the angry men looks familiar.

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>>11058552
>Pissed off Poison Flavored Unovan does his best to not flip Theta the bird.
"What the hell are you wearing? Are we under goddamn martial law?"

>>11058565
Scolipede melted my street clothes so now I'm relegated to my fucking band get-up.

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>>11058565
Alola's pleasantly quiet by world standards, plenty of time to learn to cook the local cuisine.
Kanto-Johto's leadership is still paralyzed by the logistics of the SInjoh annexation. No surprise there.
Kalos apparently ID'ed one of their crazy problems as a foreign John Doe, and they're considering closing the case since they can't exactly prosecute a corpse.

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>>11058457
Is this some kind of Orrean thing? Could maybe try a test batch.

>>11058565
Bookstores being hit with theft worldwide.

>>11058591
"YOU LOOK LIKE A THOT."

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>>11058591
You sure you're not wearin' the melted shit right now?
>>11058631
That case is still goin'? Guess IP's still shit. Figures.
>>11058602
I said entertain me, not put me to sleep.

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>>11058008
7.8 to much water.

>>11058075
Convince her? Hmm. I'm no love expert but maybe convincing her by being extra sappy or romantic? I don't know...

>>11058631
Yeah it's an Orrean product, keeps anything metal from rusting for quite a while, not just guns.

>>11058692
>hating water
>current year

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>>11058651
"FUCK YOU, I'LL MELT YOUR GODDAMN GRANDMOTHER!"

>>11058682
At least I don't look like I escaped from final fantasy seven.

>I think I scared Theta off, oops.
>Pissed off Poison Man heads home to see if he has any changes of clothes.

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>>11058682
Is the IP ever not shit?

>>11058754
Time to get some special imports from the lawless region.

>>11058794
"THOT!"

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>>11058794
Fuck you.
At least I know how to wear a fuckin' tie.
Hint: it goes over your shirt, dipshit.
>>11058882
When they're keepin' their noses in their own fuckin' business.

>>11058882
Sorry, Mr. Brodd. Do you need us to do an investigation of your oil rig?

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>>11058692
Never enough water.

>>11058931
Ask for time off.

PAR, what do you do when your neighbor stays inside for multiple days?

>>11058794
>Stop walking.
"Auto-repairing type-three combat suit, except for the visor and helmet. Wish this thing could fix itself, but it's still cracked."
>Sigh.
"You should watch the attitude, by the way. Piss the wrong person off and you might lose a few limbs."
>Pat the pissed man on the back.
"What's with your outfit? Someone throw lye at you?"

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>>11058931
Which is is usually not the case.

>>11059004
Point one it could barely be called an oil rig anymore, point two I dislike that name point three nothing illegal going on.

>>11059175
>point three nothing illegal going on.
anon that is very suspicious

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>>11058692
well, i guess, it's less convince her, and make her see that she shouldn't bring herself down like that

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>>11059066
So I can get even further behind on paperwork?
Fuck that.
Just knock on the asshole's door.
>>11059175
Nosy ass IP always makin' my job harder.

>>11059197
He's right, though. I can verify that nothing here fails the smell test.
>>11059175
>nudge
>"nothing here fails the smell test, right?"

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>>11059197
Nothing illegal is happening above level 2b.

>>11059411
>>11059463
>Squint.
Yeah, alright. You may have legal ownership via Mr. Juicy Johnson or whatever but someone should investigate your premises.

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>>11059197
Have to be explicit about things around the IP.

>>11059324
Given that my clients value privacy and security the most, I predict more IP nosing.

>>11059411
"So far, nothing outright illegal or tgat I personally do not condone"

>>11059463
Or under.

>>11059502
When the Tepigs fly.

vore

>>11059628
Hehe true.
>>11059755
Vore is strange though!

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>>11059324
Well, good luck with your paperwork. Maybe ask someone for help.

>Floyd gets off his ass and knocks on Giorgo's door.

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>>11059628
>Mrow.
"Excellent. I am glad to hear this."
>>11059768
Strange, and in my opinion, too fatal to be arousing.

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>An exhausted looking Giorgo answers the door.
"Buongiorno, Floyd. Is there something you need?"

>>11060060
(FUUUUUUUUUCK)
(Meant for >>11059835 )

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>>11060060
>Floyd pulls an Italian dictonary from his coat.
"Stai cercando bella. Have you gone for one of the contests yet?"

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>>11059768
True as well.

>>11059837
"That said, I can't check every datum stored in the farms."
"I'm planning an outing to Poni Canyon soon, mostly for training, if you are interested."

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>>11060174
"Count me in. Bring Rey, too."

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>>11060159
>Giorgo chuckles and smiles, moving out of the way to let Floyd inside.
"Mi lusingate. Grazie. My debut into the contest scene has yet to happen. I've been busy the past couple of days with last minute grooming and outfit fixes for the contest scheduled for..."
>He glances over at a calendar on the far wall
"...the 19th. It's a Cool Contest."

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I'm bored

>>11060453
Aaaaaaaaaaare you looking for something-thing-thingy=thing to do do do?
Psssssst, help me find a stupid fucking boat!

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>>11060174
I'd be up for heading out but not sure how much training I'll take part of.

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>>11060407
>Floyd lets himself in, grabbing a spot on the nearest chair.
"Have you been practicing your moves?"

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>>11060473
Go look at a port you idiot
Or at a boat store

>>11060529
You're an idiot. I'll bash your fucking head in with a hammer, don't fuck with me.
I don't even knooooooooow where the boat stores are in Unovaaaaaaa, bleh.
>Rolling for if Anon can get a ride.

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>>11060290
"Wouldn't leave him behind, just have to tell Frankie first."
>A memory of that night when Val disappeared for hours with no warning crosses through the nerd's mind

>>11060505
"Would still be good for all of us to be in land for a bit."

>Last post digit + 5: minutes until departure

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>>11060559
>Shithead biker blocks your path.
"Fuck are you looking at, retard?"

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>>11060559
You can't do that if you can't find me
And i could screw your mind a lot
Why would you ask a pokemon where you can find a boat

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>>11060638
Shut uppppppp.

>>11060619
"Your gross, nasty, shitty-shit-shit, stupid baby face. Which way to the docks?"

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>>11060670
>Biker steps off his bike and pulls a knife.
"Fuck you say to me, faggot boy?"

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>>11060589
"Understood. He'll pass the message along."
>Spark lion: get ready to go, and get the zap rat too.

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>>11060559
>>11060670
Hint: try the cities with harbors, dipshit.

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>>11060670
Alright see ya human
Try not to die there

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>>11060515
"The ones he does know, yes. Unfortunately, Cavallucci is young, so he doesn't have a full moveset yet."
>Giorgo kneels next to a chair, petting and scratching the small dragon.
"I do understand the best combo for the situation. Dragon Tail leading into either Reversal or Dragon Breath, depending on the situation."
>The small dragon nips at his hand, nearly snagging the sleeve of suit
"I don't think my normal outfit is quite "cool" enough, so... I've been working on some changes..."

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>>11060706
>Dock level
>Speedboat ready
"All aboard! We're off to land in in approximately 20 minutes."
>Rolling: last post digit + 20 minutes

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>>11060703
>He blows a raspberry at the biker.
"Stab me, come on! What's your momma gonna say?"

>>11060712
Hint: Try less hair gel, dipshit!

>>11060733
Maybe!

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>>11060797
"Fits better into the pretty category, doesn't it? What are you changing?"
>Floyd flicks his old style pokenav out, looking something up.
"Well... You have any ideas for leveling him up that don't include battling?"

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>>11060929
You don't get a flip like this from hair gel, you prepubescent fuck. This is the result of sleepin' with hair curlers and spendin' an hour of my mornin' stylin'.
Jesus fuck, go see a stylist for that fuckin' mop, you look like a little girl.

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>>11061021
>He pulls a pair of aviators from his jacket pocket, sliding them on with ease
"Just a pair of shades and..."
>Standing up, he yoinks the black fur coat from his coat rack, brushing it off a few times
"I admit I don't know much about Hoenn fashion, but I hope this works out alright. I figured Cavallucci and I could go find rare candies, or perhaps just observe battles. Does it work that way?"

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>Docking at the Seafolk Village
"Everyone had a good ride?"

>>11059093
>Shrug at lack of response.
>Continue walking for a while.
>'Jail's right up ahead.'
"Once I do this, there's no going back."
>Deep breath.
>Another one, for good measure.
>'Here goes.'

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>>11061366
>Floyd stifles a chuckle.
"Yeah, that's pretty good actually. Basically look over at Wallace. People consider him and Ruby the prettiest people in Hoenn. Gotta be honest, you're up there."
>The pokenav gets closed and tossed between Floyd's hands.
"Kind of. Rare candies are about as rare as a top coordinator so it's not exactly going to be easy. Unless you want to check out unexplored islands."

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>>11060929
"Fuck you, my mom's dead!"
>Biker Stuart takes a step forward.
"You better run you little asshat."

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>>11061121
I've never been called a little girl before! That's a compliment, right?
Well, ummmmmmmmm, you look like a nice grandmother!

>>11061679
"You call that a knife? This is a knife!"
>Aegislash (Lv50) is sent out.
>Aegislash-Blade uses Sacred Sword!

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>>11061438
"Yeah it was a nice little ride on the water I suppose. Got a little nauseated though."

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>>11061740
>Stuart gets slashed.
>He falls back on his ass, scrambling away.
"You don't fuckin' use pokes on people, you psycho!"

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>>11061740
You wish your grandmother were this pretty, brat.
Fuckin' sew up that hole in your sweater, no one wants to see your mosquito bites.

Wait fuck, hold on. Someone wants to talk to me.

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>>11061836
>Did he drop his knife?
>If so the knife is grabbed as he walks forward.
"Oh! Look who's scared now, eh?"
>He cackles like a maniac, stepping on one of his legs.
"Where are yooooooooou going?"

>>11061964
I could say the same to you, grandma! What's with your shirt?

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>>11061795
"Heh, gotta get more careful."
>Walking towards Poni Canyon, entire team out of the balls
>MAG seems excited
"How's the new place treating you?"

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>>11061626
"Grazie, grazie."
>Giorgo does a mock bow, the shades nearly sliding off of his face
"Unexplored islands? Sounds interesting. Where do we start?"

"Who knew, the jail was right near the port."
>Have a chuckle.
>'Now, how am-'
>Hear speaking in the distance.
>Glance over.
>'Fucking hell.'

>>11062027
"You again?"
>Sigh.
>'Oh, he's got a knife. Shit.'
"Hey, can you put the knife down? Guy's already beaten."

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>>11062101
>Floyd stands up, showing a map of Hoenn to Giorgo.
"Most of them are pretty far south of Sootopolis and Ever Grande. Unless you want to go east of Ever Grande and see stuff near Birth Island?"

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>>11062027
>Scumbag Stuart starts sobbing.
"I'm sorry, don't kill me I'm sorry."

>>11062182
"GET THIS PSYCHO AWAY FROM ME!"

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>>11062081
"A lot bigger than I thought it would be, best part is I can go for a swim off the little dock every now and then."

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>The cop returns from a talk with his superior, having been told that, starting tomorrow, he would be investigating the case involving the recent sewer incident.
>The cop has but one word for this situation....
"Fuck."

>>11062027
I'm back. Miss me, fuckstick?
You know how corsets work? Basically that, except people don't get nightmares about Chris Hansen when they see my chest.

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>>11062221
"Bleh!"
>He tosses the knife next to his head and returns his Aegislash.

>>11062182
"Well it was his so I was giving it back."
>His expression changes from apathy to child-like curiosity as he closes in on Theta.
"What are you wearing? Where'd you get that?"

>>11062299
Soooooooooooo you don't show your nips off?
What's the point!?

>>11062320
"I wore it here."
>'This guy's not right. Gotta keep things calm.'
>Walk over, get closer.
"It's combat armor, if it's not apparent."
>Let go of telescopic baton in pocket.
"Now, if you don't mind, let the biker guy go, alright? It's not a good idea to mess with locals like this."

>>11062221
>Look over at the biker.
"You alright, man?"
>Hold out hand to help them up.

>>11062320
"You're a fuckin' freak. You know that?"

>>11062409
>He slaps Theta's hand away, getting up, hopping on his bike and taking off.

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>>11062235
"Heh, didn't knew you had a bit of Vaporeon in you"
>Entering Poni Canyon in last digit posts

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>>11062320
Gotta leave some shit up to imagination. It's borin' if you know everythin' off the bat.

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>>11062503
Soooooo... Are you into boys?

>>11062460
"Aw, well, bye bye!"

>>11062409
>His eyes get wide at the baton.
>He grabs for it like his life depends on it.
"I can hear him! G-give it to me, just for a second, please!"
>The purple haired freak is practically begging at Theta's feet.

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>>11062465
>Confident-sounding lion sounds
>>11062235
I wonder if Cinnamon would enjoy swimming, or relaxing shoreside more?"

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>>11062465
>Sylvie laughs quietly
"Sure I've got a little bit of all the evolutions in me didn't you know? But seriously swimming is so relaxing, you should come swim with me next time."
>>11062564
"I bet they'd like relaxing more."

>>11062460
"Huh. Rude. Still no point in killing 'em though."
>Sigh.

>>11062553
>Step back, pull baton out of pocket.
>Swing arm outwards, extending the baton in one fluid, clicking motion.
"You're obviously off in some way, so it'd be a bad idea to give you a weapon."
>Shift halfway into combat stance.
>Baton in left hand, right hand pointing towards the strange man.
>'Make one wrong move...'
"Explain yourself. Who is 'he', and how are you hearing him?"

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>>11062564
>Ruffle the mane while walking towards the deeper parts of the canyon

>>11062605
"Maybe, was never too fond of the water."

(If someone wants to GM an encounter go ahead. If not, I have one planned at the cost of samefagging)

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>>11062553
Fuck no, the fuck gave you that idea? Course I'm not some filthy fudgepacker.

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>>11062651
>You've successfully spooked the mentally ill boy.
>He makes another grasp for the baton, nearly in tears as he speaks.
"I can't say! He- I have to pick up or I'm going to get in trouble!"

>>11062730
The lipstick!

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>>11062203
"Birth Island...? Can't say I know it, what's there?"
>The glasses go back into Giorgo's pocket, the coat onto the rack
"It sounds like a.... Well. Sounds like somewhere I would expect to find baby Pokemon."

>>11062793
>Step back again.
>'I can keep dodging him and keep my baton, or I can give it to him and tear him apart without it.'
>Sigh.
>'One on one, he's no match.'
"Fine, here."
>Toss baton to strange boy.
>It twirls in the air.
"If you so much as raise a hand against me, or attempt to run with that, I can't guarantee that you'll come out in one piece. My estimate is six pieces."

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>>11062793
Are you shittin' me? The fuckin' lipstick?
There's nothin' gay about lipstick. I got nice lips and I want everyone to know it.

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>>11062823
"Deoxys and Jirachi as far as I know."
>Giorgo gets a shrug in reply.
"Best to avoid it unless we want to die from Deoxys."

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>>11062857
>He grabs the baton, holding it to the side of his head and talking in to it like it's a phone.
"Y-yes? I can hear you, yeah!"
>He nods along, obviously hearing something.
>A few moments pass before the baton gets rolled across the ground back to Theta.
>He slowly rises to his feet, nodding.
"You need to get into the police place over there? Toooooo... Kill someone?"
>The guy looks fully composed as he spouts information he has no way to know.

>>11062915
Sooooo... You'd be happy if I kissed you?

>>11063005
>Shrug.
"I'm going to assume you just had a conversation with this thing."
>Pick up baton and collapse it.
>Slide into thigh pocket.
"And yes, I need to get in there and... I might need to kill them."
>Sigh.
>'This is a fucking kid. You're getting a kid, albeit probably insane, but a kid, involved in this.'
>Question life choices.
"Question is, why did you need to know that?"

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>>11063005
No, because I'd feel obligated to arrest myself before Chris Hansen gets to me.

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>>11063101
>He laughs, pulling a brick from the ground.
"He had to give me a plan! Look, follow my lead. When they're distracted you go in and do your thing!"
>He strides over to the front of the precinct, waiting at the door for some kind of confirmation from Theta.

>>11063103
You sure would, grandma.
Are you at the precinct at the port, by the waaaaaay~?

>>11063101
>>11063242
(I can GM for the police if you two want? I'm not going to GM the guy Theta has to kill unless he wants me to. I'd rather not fuck up his plot by accident.)
>There are about 20 police officers in the building presently.
>About 8 are up in the front room.

>>11062921
Cuteocto

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>>11062921
"Right, that sounds like the best idea... Are we waiting until after the contest, or should I start packing?"

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>>11063280
(Anon, please.)

>>11063329
"It shouldn't be more than a day at the least. You want to pack and I'll get the boat warmed up?"
>Floyd stands up and heads to the door, looking back at Giorgo.

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>>11063242
Fuck off, brat.
Unless Nimbasa magically became a fuckin' port city in the last ten minutes, no. I'm not. Gotta wait until I get to Castelia for whatever weird ass shit you're plannin'.

>>11063267
( Please do. It would help matters. I will handle the target though. )

>>11063242
>Notice brick.
"Hey, hey, I don't want any innocents dead, okay? We're here for one guy, and that's all."
>Frown.
"Seriously. If at all possible, go non-lethal."
>'I don't want them dead because of me. Even with the importance of this...'
>Stop beside the front door.
"If you can do that, go ahead. It should be a quick in and out, and no-one has to be killed."

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>>11059066
Is the water good for any fishing?

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>>11063267
(If he's good with it I am!)

>>11063447
Ooooh, how aboooooout that fancy cafe in Castelia for our daaaaaaaaate~!

>>11063477
"Oh! Not for them, silly."
>The question Theta is probably having is quickly answered when the edge of the brick meets the kid's forehead a good three times.
>The brick gets dropped in favor of holding his bloody forehead as he enter the station.

>>11063267
>There's a kid with blood dripping down his face.
>He stumbles up to the front desk, groaning in pain.
"Hellllllllp."

>>11063477
>>11063569
(Gotcha.)
>>11063569
>Bloody child gets priority with several of the officers rushing to his aid.
>Presently Theta is going to have to dubfail for sneaking.
>An officer checks his forehead while trying to stabilize him.
"Can you tell us what happened?"

>>11063569
>'What.'
>What.
"What."
>'Yep, he's fucking insane.'

>>11063625
>Attempt to move in silently.
>Head towards the back of the building.
>'Jail should be back here...'
"Seek - Target."
>'There you are.'

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>>11063569
Jesus fuckin'... Did you forget the part where I said I'm not gay? And the part where I said I don't wanna get Hansen on my ass?

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Heard there where demons around here.

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>>11063625
>He keeps his attention focused on the cops to not give Theta away.
"I don't know, it was so fast."
>He reaches a hand up toward the officer.
"I can't see, did-did he take my eyes?"

>>11063696
Soooooooo, you don't want dfree food?

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>>11063383
"Go ahead, I'll start packing."
>When he comes back 15 minutes later it's with a bag presumably stuffed with clothing and a casual outfit.
"Sorry to keep you waiting, let's go."
>>11063730
As far as I know? No.

>>11063667
>7
>A single officer is sitting guard near the back.
>He appears to be half asleep.

>>11063773
"What? No, he didn't take your eyes."
>The cop reaches for the kid's wallet.
"Can you tell me your name?"

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>>11063773
... shit. Fine. I'll go fuckin' eat food with you, just to make you waste your money.
I hope you're happy with your poor ass money spendin' decisions.

>>11063808
>Observe guard.
>'Should be simple enough.'
>Attempt to sneak on by with a silent step, taking advantage of any obstructions placed in the officer's line of sight.
>'Cells should be through here.'

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>>11063557
We have the best water here!

>>11063802
>Floyd shrugs.
"Don't worry, set your stuff inside."
>He leads Giorgo below deck where a few cramped room can be seen.
>Only one seems to be for people, the other three having expensive looking equipment and doors that are closed.
"If you get seasick easily you should stay below deck."
>Floyd gives Giorgo some time to get settled before he starts the boat up and they're off!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN_x1rpGbY8

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>>11063808
>His name is listed as David Harris.
"Uh... Damien?"
>He gives a laugh, unsure.

>>11063865
You wanna piiiiiiiiiiick~?

>>11063882
>2.
>Getting the good rolls.
>The guard is easy to sneak by and the cells are at your mercy.

>>11063938
>The cop squints at the ID, figuring it's a nickname.
"Alright, look we're going to need your recollection of the events, can you do this?"

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>>11063912
I'll check it out then. Thanks.

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>>11063938
>Somewhere in Nimbasa, a cop squints at his computer.
I don't give a flyin' fuck where we eat. You wanna go to Cafe Sonata? Cool. Buy a billion Castelia Cones? Fuckin' whatever.

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well, the night is pretty quiet now, how is everyone doing?

>>11062564
>>11062605
>>11062690
>Someone is watching from above
>Multiple someone

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>>11063912
>Giorgo's a bit of a snoop, but not enough to check out the other rooms.
>He tosses his bag inside, heading back up to chill on deck
"I've been on a few boats before, I'll be fine. Wanna tell me about the island we're checking out?"

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>>11064255
>Paranoid catte
>Look up, pacing anxiously and trying to determine what's out there...

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>>11063964
>He groans, whining like he's dying.
"I don't knooooooow, everything hurts, make it stop hurting."

>>11064179
Cafe Sonata could be cooooooool, meeeeeeeet you there?

>>11063964
>Walk through the area.
>'There you are. Finally. After so fucking long.'

"H-hey."
"Christ, Delta. Was this really necessary?"
"I don't know. I just didn't want to be taken in."
"So you ran off to this place, of all the fucking worlds?"
"Theta, please! I'm sure you understand what it's like. I'm sure you've thought about this yourself."
"I would've, if the trip didn't cause me to lose my memory for a while. It came back after a while. Didn't have much time to think about things I couldn't recall, you know."
"I'm sorry. At least you're still capable, you know. Not broken. One of these days, months, years, though, you're going to be the one at the other end of this."
"I know. Knowing the risks of the job is important. And... I'm sorry."
"It's fine. We'll just meet elsewhere, I'm sure. I'm sorry too. I could've done so much, caused it all to break."
"Glad you didn't. Now, I've got a job to do."

>Point hand at cell lock.
"Cleave."
>The door swings open with a creak as the lock is broken.
"Anything you want to tell me?"

"No, I think I'm out of words."

"Well, that's that, then."
>Walk forwards.
>Hug friend.
"If you can, tell me what it's like over there."

"Will do. Thanks for giving me a moment to talk. I'm glad they sent you."

"I'm glad they did too..."
>Let go.
"Cleave."


>Walk out of cell.
>Sigh.
>Shake blood from hand.

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>>11064286
"You alright dude?"

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>>11064325
"I swore I saw something..."
>Look around.
"Maybe I'm just too jumpy, but I'm going to keep looking."

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>>11064142
If you're in the neighborhood I'll be happy to show you the good fishing spots.

>>11064256
>Floyd chuckles, leaning on the controls.
"That's good. Last guy barfed on the deck. We're going south of ever grande where they apparently had a plane crash a few months ago.

>>11064297
>The cop sighs, a few of them going back to their posts.
"Look, we can drive you down to the hospital, alright?"

>>11064298
>8.
>Just quiet enough to not wake the guards.
>You can hear a few people coming down the hallway to check the cells.

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>>11064286
>>11064325
>Four Jangmo-o, led by a Hakamo-o
>They don't seem particularly friendly

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>>11064325
>>11064350
"What's the matt..."
>Looking up

>>11064403
"...oh shit."

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>>11064297
Sure, whatever. You gonna give me a time or am I just gonna fuckin' wait there all day?

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>>11064352
Any tips for moving from Sinnoh to Hoenn?

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>>11064403
"I'd suggest you reconsider."
>Valjean uses Ice Fang on the Hakamo-o!
>Lv. 48 Luxray, 252HP/Atk for calcs.

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>>11064352
"A plane? Any idea what was on it?"
>>11064476
Sunscreen.

>>11064384
>'Mission's over. I can go home...'
>Walk towards the back of the area, keeping an eye out for the police.
>Search for an exit back here.
>'Now to leave without killing anyone or getting arrested.'

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>>11064476
It's pretty hot and rainy here, especially if you're planning to live basically anywhere besides Slateport.
AC probably.

>>11064535
"Passengers. Luggage. That stuff."
>Floyd clears his throat, giving a shrug.
"I'm more interested in seeing if there's anything interesting around there than disturbing corpses."

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>>11064384
>He shakes his head, looking around for any more distractions.
>He pulls away, standing up and leaning against the desk.
"No, no. No way!"
>He grabs a stapler and runs for the door.

>>11064472
Thirty minutes?

>>11064600
>Dubs.
>Seems like someone forgot to close the back door when they tossed the trash out.
>The only person that sees you is a tired old homeless man who asks for money.

>>11064648
>The cop is baffled by the display, shrugging and going back to his desk.
"Fuckin' kid stole my stapler..."

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>>11064516
>Lv45 Kommo-o, Lv35 Jangmo-o x 4
>252 Atk Luxray Ice Fang vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Hakamo-o: 78-94 (66.1 - 79.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>The attack just makes the chief and his underlings angry, replying with Clanging Scales

>252 SpA Hakamo-o Clanging Scales vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Luxray: 63-75 (42.2 - 50.3%) -- 0.4% chance to 2HKO

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>>11064648
Fuckin' what? As in thirty minutes from now?
I'm not even in... Fuck, whatever, fine. Guess that works. See ya there, brat.
>Cabs are for losers, real goth cops fly places on their Staraptor.
>Last number is the posts until Castelia, 0 = 10

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>>11064535
Sunscreen is for dorks and nerds.

>>11064626
I was going to see about living on one of the many islands Hoenn has. Like Dewford. But thanks, I'll keep it in mind.

Well time to buy sunscreen and boxes for moving.

>>11064708
(Edit: Hakamo-o x4)

>>11064708
(Edit 2: 0 SpA Kommo-o Clanging Scales vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Luxray: 66-78 (44.2 - 52.3%) -- 10.9% chance to 2HKO)

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>>11064776
And for people who don't want skin cancer.
>>11064626
"Of course. Sifting through corpses is... low... anyway. Your best guess for what's on the island is?"

>>11064689
>Walk out the door.
>Shut it afterwards.
>Give a few bills to the homeless person.
>Begin looping around the outside of the police station.
>Search for the strange boy.

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>>11064516
>If there was a thing the nerd didn't expect, was seeing Valjean attack first
"So much for diplomacy. MAG, training time."

>>11064708
>>11064806
>252 SpA Magneton Flash Cannon vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Kommo-o: 36-43 (26.4 - 31.6%) -- guaranteed 4HKO

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>>11064776
See you then.
If you don't want to wear sunscreen I suggest buying something white.

>>11064851
>Floyd gives another shrug.
"Probably not much but rare candies turn up in odd places, so we might find some anyway."
>They're about halfway there.
>Roll check, if Floyd lands trips or above the mirage island appears, otherwise no dice.

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>>11064689
>He shakes his head, walking away.

>>11064853
>He gives Theta a wave as he drops out a fridge Rotom.
>He pulls some bandages and two ice creams out.
>The second one is wordlessly offered to Theta.

>>11064764
See ya soooooooon~!

>>11064959
>Eyes widen.
"Holy shit, is your head going to be okay?"
>Take ice cream.
>Sigh.
"Also, I did what I came here to do."

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>>11064865
>>11064899
>The chief falls under the combined icey assault and the well placed beam
>But the Hakamo-o are not going to go away this easily
>They split in pair, trying to exert their numerical advantage

>The pair attacking Valjean strikes with double sky uppercut
>0 Atk Hakamo-o Sky Uppercut vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Luxray: 27-33 (19.2 - 23.5%) -- possible 5HKO

>The pair attacking MAG uses Work Up

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>>11065003
>Valjean groans, near defeat.
"Well fought..."
>He uses Ice Fang again!
>252 Atk Luxray Ice Fang vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Hakamo-o: 100-118 (106.3 - 125.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
> ( Not to cause too much of a fuss, but Valjean's a HP build, not a Speed build. )

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>>11064959
Yeah, sure. I'm hard to miss.
>Our goth cop is currently chilling in a seat near one of Cafe Sonata's corners.

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>>11065003
"...why."
"MAG, switch out. probe, switch in"

>>11065068
"Hold on..."

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>>11065181
Be there soon!!

>>11064993
>Damien gives a nod, bandaging his head with his free hand.
"I'll be fine! See? It worked out, didn't it?"
>The Rotom is returned as he starts walking.
"You have anywhere to go after this?"

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>>11064851
That was a jok-... okay.

>>11064907
Covered, I kid, I'll be alright.

>>11065068
>(Duly noted)
>The remaining Hakamo-o circling Valjean strikes with another Sky Uppercut
>Valjean hangs on with a measly 4% HP

>>11065192
>These overgrown lizards know little but the punching and the screaming
>One uses Work Up again, the other Sky Uppercut
>Using post above for calcs
>+1 0 Atk Kommo-o Sky Uppercut vs. 252 HP / 100 Def Eviolite Porygon2: 92-110 (53.1 - 63.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>11065309
>9
>The Hakamo-O assaulting Valjean completely missed
>Valjean stays at about 23%

>>11065228
"Nowhere else, no."
>Laugh.
"I'm pretty much done here."
>Look at hand.
>The crimson brand is completely filled in.
"I suppose I can hang around for a bit."
>Dig around in pocket.
>Pull out the baton.
"Also, considering the situation, I think you should have this.

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>>11065309
>>11065329
>The sparklion growls, flashing a toothy grimace.
"Nice try!"
>Valjean used Ice Fang!
>252 Atk Luxray Ice Fang vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Hakamo-o: 100-118 (106.3 - 125.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>11065309
"Ice them"
>0 SpA Porygon2 Ice Beam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Kommo-o: 64-76 (47 - 55.8%) -- 75.4% chance to 2HKO

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>>11065278
Whoops.
>>11064907
"They just... Wash up on the shore? ... You sure that's safe to feed my Jangmo-o?"

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>>11065278
Alright, if you look like a Carvanha I'm going to laugh at you.

>>11065533
"From what I understand it is. Something about them being made basically time-proof and the person that had the recipe took it to their grave."
>The boat slows down as they enter shallow waters.
"Just a bit further."

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>>11065228
>Abba's roleplayer: realize Doppio is probably waiting for a (You)
>The cop checks his watch a few times, wondering if he just got stood up by a 12 year old on a not!date.
>If so, this is an all new low for him.
>He takes a swig from a bottle of wine.

>>11065309
>Edit: +1 0 Atk Hakamo-o Sky Uppercut vs. 252 HP / 100 Def Eviolite Porygon2: 44-54 (25.4 - 31.2%) -- guaranteed 4HKO

>>11065408
>>11065496
>Two Hakamo-o remaining, +1 Atk (100% health) and +2 Atk (45% Health)
>Hakamo-o 1 Headbutts Valjean
>+1 0 Atk Hakamo-o Sky Uppercut vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Luxray: 40-48 (23.6 - 28.4%) -- 86.7% chance to 4HKO
>Hakamo-o 2 Sky Uppercuts Probe
>+2 0 Atk Hakamo-o Sky Uppercut vs. 252 HP / 100 Def Eviolite Porygon2: 60-72 (34.6 - 41.6%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

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>>11065347
>He pockets the baton and grabs Theta's hand.
"How about we get some fooooooood?"
>Theta gets dragged along until.

>>11065624
(Sorry about that.)
>The weird purple kid comes dragging a nerd in riot gear.
>Also with bandages on his head.
"Sorry! Had to do an important thing! Did you orderrrrrrrrrrr?"

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>>11065643
>Valjean is launched back, and doesn't get back up.
>His replacement is an Alolan Raichu, at full health.
>Rey looks about as angry as a mouse can be.

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>>11065575
"Time proof? I would ask what they're made of, but you uh... Pretty much answered that."
>He peers over the edge of the boat, watching the water as they approach
"So, is this thing deserted? No Pokemon, no people, no anything?"

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>>11065533
Yeah I'm bad at jokes I'll just stick to day labor.

>>11065575
1. I like Carvanha it isn't all bad.
2. Laugh all you want I have no shame.

>>11065645
"Uh, sure."
>'Might as well.'
"So, what are we doing now?"
>Follow small child.
>Wonder what the hell is going on?
>'Who's that goth dude?'

>>11065624
"Uh, hey."
>Wave with free hand.

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>>11065643
"Again!"
>>0 SpA Porygon2 Ice Beam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Kommo-o: 64-76 (47 - 55.8%) -- 75.4% chance to 2HKO
>6 or under to KO

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>>11065645
>It's no problem
"Nope. Never order before whoever's payin' gets there. Dick yourself over somethin' fierce if they don't show."
>Goth cop eyes the bandages and the riot nerd
"You get the shit beat outta ya or somethin'?"
>>11065760
>A nod of acknowledgement is given

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>>11065715
>Floyd chuckles, tossing a stake into the sand from the deck.
"Basically. Might be a few pokemon on this place."
>He hops off the deck and drives the stake into the sand by landing on it.
>A bow is given before he strings the rope around it, calling up to Giorgo.
"Ladder's off to the right!"

>>11065738
I do too but you're gonna have a hell of a sun burn.

>>11065676
>>11065825
>The remaining +1 Atk Hakamo-o is fixated on ending the Porygon2
>+1 0 Atk Hakamo-o Sky Uppercut vs. 252 HP / 100 Def Eviolite Porygon2: 44-54 (25.4 - 31.2%) -- guaranteed 4HKO
>Probe knocked out if this is not rolling a 9

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>>11065760
"Sit, sit, come on!"
>Damien sits, calling a waiter over.
>He orders first ordering a soda and a chocolate cake.
>How this twenty year old twink keeps his form is a mystery.

>>11065842
>A laugh is what he gets in return.
"Kinda. You never told me your name! What's your name?"
>His grin turns twisted as he leans back.
"Can't steal your soul if I don't know your name."

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>>11065904
>Zapmouse. Is. Angry.
>Psychic time.
>252 SpA Raichu-Alola Psychic vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Hakamo-o: 162-192 (172.3 - 204.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>11065879
Worth it. Going to go get ready for tomorrow. Later I guess.

>>11065926
>Order a lemonade and a slice of cheesecake.
>Sigh.
"It's a last meal, so I should have something good."
>Tone is somewhat subdued.

>>11065842
"He helped me break into a police station."
>Pat Damien on shoulder.
"Was helpful."
>Look at goth person.
"So, what's your story?"

>>11065973
>The last of the punchdragons falls to the ground
>MAG gains 1823 exp
>Probe gains 1376 exp
>Val and Rey gain 1272 exp each

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>>11065738
>Whoops
>Reply chain memes
Or try night labor. Can't get a sunburn if there's no sun.
>>11065879
>Down the ladder the Giorgo goes, where he stops...
>He stops on the sand. That should be obvious.
"Alright, let's see what we find."
>Rollin

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>>11066088
>Loud Mouse Noises
>Time to go check on Val, then check in with Stibs.

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>>11066019
See you then.

>>11066091
>Floyd chuckles at the Oblivian rooting through the dirt.
"Guess it was a flop. Oh well."
>Rolling to find something not murderous.

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>>11065926
"Leone Romano. "
>He takes another swig of wine
"Soul stealing? What are you, the devil?"
>>11066066
>Romano's attempt to wave down a waitress is cut short when he hears this
>He gives the look of a man fed up with shit, pulling his badge from his pocket and silently sliding it across the table.

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>>11066088
>Clearly still high in adrenaline
"Fuck, fuck, fuck..."
>Stibs is checking his pockets
>Odds: no revives. Evens under 5: 1 revive, Evens over 5: 2 revives

>>11066129
"I have an important thing to tell you after this."

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>>11066088
"BZZZzzrrrr..."
>MAG feels like he he is about to fall apart

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>>11066066
>Sweat.
>Damien looks like he's about to vomit, he wasn't told what to do in this situation.

>>11066178
>Well suddenly freaking him out is one way to knock him into fear.
>Damien forces a laugh, trying to come up with a plan on his own.
"Sorry, Leone. Theta here was joking. We had to tell the cops about the guy who hit me."