/sug/ - Steven Universe General Endless Hiatus Edition Las

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First for cute

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I LOVE Centipeetle! I want to kiss her beak!

hey guys!

I am scared of the dark.

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I miss old sug

>>11028828
Howdy!
>>11028826
What are you going to do when they cure her (Maybe)

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>>11028832
me too

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>>11028850

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Last night I posted this straw poll.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13701613 (embed)

Due to feedback, I have an updated version of this Avatar Fag straw poll at the link below.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13704794 (embed)
http://www.strawpoll.me/13704794 (embed)
http://www.strawpoll.me/13704794 (embed)
http://www.strawpoll.me/13704794 (embed)

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>>11028860

>>11028864
Aaaaand... I don't know how to copy/paste in 4chan correctly. Whoops.

>>11028850
>>11028860
>>11028866
These are pretty cool. I wish we had more gems from different courts. Like, Yellow court amethyst vs Blue court amethyst or something.

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>>11028864
Who's Lucy?

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>>11028889
you aren't even a nigger
you are more than one nigger.

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>>11028864
Put effort into a post please.

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>>11028851
>What are you going to do when they cure her (Maybe)
Assuming they'll remove her beak, which is probable, I'll still love her.

>>11028913
Avatar fag from /thlg/ who pops in on occasion.

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Post feet hard mode no lapis

>>11028913
That person from that show on nick that gets posted here. The black haired little girl I think? They're from /tlhg/

>>11028925
I'll do better next time... assuming there is one. I can only really care about this enough to run it for 24hrs.

>>11028850
This show really does have great character designs.
I love how Yearl has shoulder frills like YD's shoulder pads, and Bloople has that translucent dress thingy.
You really get the idea that the Pearls were designed for their respective Diamonds.

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>>11028932

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>>11028932

>>11028932
Penis feet.

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Can anyone be kind enough to link his Tumblr?

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All you guys tend to have good taste.
I like you, /sug/

>>11028857
conniefags need to fuck off and die already

>>11028789
>She had to amputee her legs so she could get pregnant
Poor Jasper

>>11028928
Good.

>>11028973
Thanks man. I'd probably say the same to you.

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>>11028974
no my precious anon-kun
best loli is best

>>11028958
That really makes me want to see Pink Pearl. Considering the gems from the Pink Court all seem to have messy hair, she should look interesting.

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I really need to draw more Holly, holy shit.

>>11028958
for pearls, maybe, but I don't know, I still dislike the general homeworld uniform. Actually I liked all the pilot shit way more, but that's probably just me whining over lost complexity.

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>>11028932
why are pearl's fleeth so big

>>11028993
Connie is the only loli in SU.

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>>11028993
excellent taste

>>11028974
you alright anon? just thought it was a funny image from way back when on /sug/
>>11028993
gross

>>11029015
Must've been one painful birth.

>>11028971
I don't see any men in that picture unless you're referring to the anon touching Her face?
>>11029001
Would be nice.

>>11029015
Yay
Now she had to be good mommy and give her some milk

>>11029001
i want her to suffocate me between her thighs and blueball me

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>>11029019
patrician-tier taste my friend

>>11028993
>>11029019
you dumb faggots need to get banned. HEY MODS YOU ARE USELESS CUNTS. USELESS CUNTS FUCK YOU

>>11029015
lapis being jasper's mom is the twist no one ever expected. bravo sugar

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>>11029046
anon-kun
its ok
join in on the fun

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>>11029032
>Her
You're funny Anon.

>>11029058
MODS ARE USELESS CUNTS MODS ARE USELESS CUNTS MODS ARE USELESS CUNTS MODS ARE USELESS CUNTS MODS ARE USELESS CUNTS MODS ARE USELESS CUNTS MODS ARE USELESS CUNTS MODS ARE USELESS CUNTS

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>>11029037
She's only got about a cup's worth, Fatsper will drink her dry.

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>>11029042
Just excellent

>>11029046
just report them if you care so much instead of just posting

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>>11029068
>>11029076
anytime
the curry deserves love

>>11029068

...does /trash/ even HAVE mods?

>>11029087
Because mods are useless cunts and won't do anything. I posed fucking Peridot and got banned for loli. She's 1000s of years old yet these faggots post lewd Connie all the time like the own the place. Like I said, MODS ARE USELESS CUNTS

>>11029061
I'm not joking. Yellow Diamond is refered to as "Her" and looks like a woman. Please do not become like that Pearlfag who forces their futa fetish on characters.

>>11029098
yes, they've come here to ban spammers every once in a while

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I think I had enough /sug/ for one day.

>>11029103
The pic that anon posted >>11029061 is specifically a male YD, anon

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>>11029061
>>11029103
Let's not get into gender bullshit again, the fetish poster is a fag, let's move on.

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Gems should make music with humans

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>>11029032
The commission I'm currently working on is a Holly Blue one, and I'm getting close to finishing it

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>>11029028

>>11029121
shut the fuck up, stop acting like youre an authority in this general. no one likes you

>>11029117
Nah
>>11029121
Okay

>>11029121
Kill yourself, scum

>>11029124
You should make music with humans like me

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>>11029083

>>11029128
Nice. Is it sexy?

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>>11029135
>>11029143
;)

>>11029128
>The commission I'm currently working on is a Holly Blue one, and I'm getting close to finishing

FIFY

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What the fuck

>>11029162
Pedophiles need to die

>>11029144
I don't really know the first thing about making music.

>>11029162
Pedophilia is so strong it cannot be contained in one thread.

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>>11029162
And I thought we were loonies.

>>11029121
Fuck off.

>>11029159
kill yourself

>>11029162
we should do the same, kill two birds with one stone and get both generals banned

>>11029162
little girls are love

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>>11029147

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Jasper went to prom with her mom

>>11029128
Is the guy that commission it fine with having the picture be spread around? I don't want another weirdo causing trouble.

>>11029210
When Jasper comes back I hope she wears a cape

>>11029210
holy shit anon you just made indexer shit his colon out in rage

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>>11029183
>>11029185
:))

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>>11029190

>>11029210
Jasper has only ever fused with her mom and a dog

>>11029220
shit I meant a jacket. her bringing her cape back would be cool too though

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>>11029072
But she has enough of her other milk

>>11029228
kill yourself

>>11029173
Neither do I, but surely we can make something good together

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>>11029261
:)))

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>>11029205

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>>11029280

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>>11029231
>Jasper has only ever fused with her mom and a dog
I hadn't ever thought about it that way... though Lapis has only ever fused with her daughter. And they both beat Perishit who hasn't gotten a fusion.

>>11029247
Moms don't have penises.

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>>11029231
and depending on how careless sugar is with metaphors, it could stay that way

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>>11029302

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This is Jasper

Please say something nice about him

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>>11028802
Daily reminder that the strongest weapon against the Gem Empire is human dick.

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>>11029261
Here's a challenge for you to keep you busy and quiet, now shut the fuck up and kill yourself

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>>11029247
I bet her other milk tastes really slimy and sweet.

>>11029299
Moms have penises.

>>11029353
No, they don't.

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>>11029210
kill yourself
>>11029222
I still don't get what you mean

>>11029353
i love her motherly penis!

>>11029361
Yes they do, ask your mom.

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this is moonstone
say somehting nice about his mullet

>>11029341
your mommy has a bigger penis than you

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I don't get people saying Lapis is like Jasper's mom. I'd say she's more of a midwife, she assisted in making the Beta Kindergarten. The real mom is probably some Era 1 Peridot who was in charge of operating the Kindergarten equipment.

>>11029381
rektum

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>>11029381
That's true

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>>11029316

>>11029376
My Mom doesn't have a penis.

>>11029378
your neck fur is appealing to furry fetishists

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>>11029343
True

>>11029385
Lapis made the womb, the Peridot just shot her rock cum everywhere.

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>>11029210
Indexer, help me out here bro.

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>>11029341
hey baby, what are you the goddess of?

>>11029385
lapis managed the womb that held and a peridot operated the injector penis that injected jasper into the womb

that makes lapis jasper's mommy and a peridot jasper's daddy

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Emerald is so pretty

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>>11029399
thank you i hope i do not go hungrey

>>11029395
Did you check?

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Which would you choose: Loli brown or Milf brown?
(correct answer is both)

>>11029442
I saw and I can't forget.

>>11029395
I wish my mom had a penis

>>11029447
kys

>>11029385
Nah, Lapis made the actual material Jasper's made from, the random Peridots just assisted with the injectors which all have the same goop in it anyway

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>>11029394
std sleeve

>>11029447
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>>11029076
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>>11029042
>>11029019

dammit, stop tempting me. it's so hard to stay on this ban I nearly blow it once a week

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>>11029447
I wish to see them loved and doted on non-sexually.

I hope every lolifag dies in their sleep tonight.

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>>11029417
>>11029430
>>11029463
Did you guys just tell me that Lapidot is canon in some capacity?

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>>11029482
you can conniepost and not get banned!

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>>11029482
Does this help pedo

fangs

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>>11029502
thanks : )

>>11029523
die

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>>11029512
We have acknowledged that Jasper is the Lapidot baby for a while

>>11029452
Did she let you touch it?

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>>11029512
Don't worry, it's the correct Lapidot

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>>11029520
DID SOMEBODY SAY...

>>11029539
Maybe it's with Squaridot.

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>>11029548
Yes! we did say "cute loli"!

>>11029550
squaridot is era 2, it's not her either

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Opal when

>>11029550
Jasper's dad is an era 1 peridot

>>11029561
All the old fusions are never coming back, besides Smoky and Stevonnie because Stevonnie will never die. I want to see new fusions anyway.

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>>11029561
Never, I'm afraid
Have a snug opal anyway

>>11029561
never

>>11029577
They will probably occasionally appear as cameos, voiceless. Sardonyx might get something more, since she already had two episodes.`

>>11029595
No more Shitdonyx please, I'd rather have Opal.

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>>11029577
>>11029595
I honestly do not see why it would be that bad to get someone who can do a Minaj-like voice for Sugilite. And Aimee Mann doesn't have a very distinct voice to begin with/only had under a minute of speaking. The crewniverse commit worse crimes of inconsistency daily, and not because of any money or time restraints.
>>11029631
Rude.

Do you think my waifu will appreciate if I cum on her face?

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>>11029631
hello, police? I'd like to report a crime of shit taste
yes
yes
anon does not like the objectively best fusion
yes officer
yes, thank you

Anon, the police will be here in a minute.

>>11029650
A proper waifu would enjoy pleasing you sexually.

It depends on who she is.

>>11029662
Get that cockroach out of here.

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>>11029650
she'd rather you fucked her face and came inside

>>11029650
--> >>11029673

>>11029128
funny, i was gonna commission holly blue too, but muh bank problems

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>>11029654
Is that supposed to be an Era 1? Looks real cool.
Not a huge fan of fangems (usually 'cause they either look too generic, or they fail to capture SU's design motifs) but the ones that are based on existing gem types are typically pretty good

>>11029742
Literally Cirno.

>>11029773
Canon aqua? Yes I agree

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I'm gonna be commissioning some cute connie/steven porn soon. Probably a short comic. But I have no idea what I want it to be about. Any ideas guys?
It's gotta be cute and it's gotta be sexy though.

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>>11029713
Well, if you get it sorted out and are still interested, I definitely want to draw more Holly

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>>11029677
No!

>>11029801
>connie/steven porn
Don't.
Commission only Steven though.

I think Jasper/Rose are the tallest non-Diamond gem (Topaz is taller when fused but non wen unfused), what with era 2 being all runts and all

>>11029825
i wonder if skinny is jasper's size, she was taller than everyone in the zoo by a head

>>11029825
I'm guessing you're not including fusions then.

>>11029513
No, I mean I've banned myself from this kind of stuff

>>11029801

Some cute vanilla first time stuff would be neat, if not very original.

Connie's gotta be the one who initiates it, though. It's not that Steven won't, it's that Connie's the thirsty one in the relationship.

>>11029825
Well they are supposed to be bodyguards, it makes sense.

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>>11029847
Connie is all of the following:
>Love
>Life
You should embrace her.

>>11029841
Indeed, fusions cheating

>>11029837
I think she's shorter judging by their exit holes but we're gonna have to see if/when they meet since inconsistent heights and all

Pedos deserve death.

>>11029900
this

>>11029900
we deserve to not have been born in the first place. My own existence disgusts me more than it does you

>>11029900
>>11029927
pedos should be lynched

>>11029900
>>11029911
Double double dubs confirm.

>>11029927
Then stop fapping to cartoon kids and kill yourself then.

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>>11029973

>>11029963
ive done the first one, the second part I can't do because I suspect it will lead to my mom killing herself and my dad and/or grandpa having a stroke/heart attack

>>11029996
You deserve every bad thing that's ever happened to you.

>>11029996
Bye

so uh

how ya doing anon

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>saved the crop
>not the full pic
shit

>>11030017
>>11030019
What was it?

>>11030060
Pedoshit.

>>11030060
PEARL BEAKING STEVENS BOY HOLE

>>11030060
A Pearl and Steven lewd, with Pearl's nose as the penetrater

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Yellow Diamond is the better Diamond.

>>11030068
can't wait to see ambsper from behind

>>11030082
I feel sorry for your mother.

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>>11030082
FUCK OFF

>>11030082
lol retard

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>>11030102
Underwhelming "villain", while BD isn't much of a villain either at least she has one thing going for her. She's likeable.

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Fuck my arm, I think I'm getting better!

What do you think, /sug/?

>>11029211
I sure am! Her art deserves to be seen.

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>>11030146
Is she crying because she realizes she's never come close to the perfection of a real Amethyst?

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I was looking through my sketchbook and remember that I once had an idea for a shitty cringey fanfiction that introduces a Army General character into SU?
Anyone care to hear them?
Pic related: it's The General

>>11030146
aw

>>11030164
yes go ahead

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Yellow is a tsundere and loved Pink

There was this one image i saw a while ago. It showed Lapis and Peridot sleeping in the barn, under some covers. Then the Crystal gems found them like that. Pearl covered Steven's eyes, Amethyst was in shock i think, and Garnet gave a thumbs up to Peridot. Lapis looked embarrassed while blushing, and Peridot gave Garnet a thumbs up. Does anyone know who made that image, or where i can find it?

>>11030160
Amethyst is more perfect than a perfect Amethyst.

>>11030164
That army general looks like Axe Cop.

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>>11030105
Orangekisses had a few lewd Jasper drawings that Amber made and showed them during a stream I was at a long time ago, I'm still mad that I didn't screenshot them

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>>11030157
That's a relief, she seems kinda off, but her legs seem fine.

>>11030189
peridot is cancer and lapidirt is shit kill yourself

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>>11030189
Drawbauchery maybe? I think she did something like that.

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>>11030157
Her torso it's too long for an Aquamarine

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>>11030191

>>11030189
It sounds awfully generic.

>>11030231
Rose was right.

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>>11030231
obligatory

>>11030206
first time i'm hearing about this. amber sent brid lewds freely like that? how lewd are we talking? be as descriptive as possible
>no screens
travesty

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What if I...touched Mystery Girl?

>>11030173
all right. These are more disjointed notes and small scenarios writings than anything substantial:

Giving context: assume that the US army has decided enough is enough and is going to start directly intervening with "extraterrestrial affairs", forcing the CGs to cooperate with them.

>[situation where the CGs and the Army would have been in disagreement with each other and The General decides that he's had enough]
>General: All right, ladies!
>*a gunshot originating a sizable distance of the Gems and the General rings through the air, Amethyst's gem falls into the soft sand of the beach, poofed by an unseen sniper*
>*The General picks it up, dusts the sand from the surface and calmly hands the gem to Pearl.
>The General speaks "May I remind you that you are in no bargaining position."

should I continue with the other notes?

>>11030277
No, brid was dating a guy who used to be friends with Amber and got the drawings from him

>>11030318
So this is fusion...

>>11030312
you'd be touching a fat dumpy dyke that has no business existing anywhere in this show

>>11030328
Actually, that's an std.

>>11030318
That's what she gets for shoving Jasper's gem up her ass.

>>11030345
Space AIDS is no joke.

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>>11030314
Hey that sounds fun, I'll suggest you finish it.

I AM IN LOVE WITH A ROCK

>>11030375
me too

>>11030329
kek

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>>11030375
I want to fuck a rock.
The best rock.

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>>11030318
Maybe fusing with your aids ridden daughter wasn't a good idea

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>>11030375
I'm going to marry this rock!

what if there was a gem named poopa doop faloop

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can't post that on This board.

>>11030415
would you give her a kiss or make her sneeze?

>>11030406
what a FAT, STINKY rock

>>11030430
i'd give her a little peck on the gem

imagine a gem

>>11030157
Torso is super long, but everything else seems fine

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>>11030445
No bully Holly. She may be a bit chunky but that's part of her appeal.

>>11030317
tranny dogfucker guy?

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STEVEN IS!!!!
REALLY HANDSOME!!!!!!!!!!

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that's still really funny.

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>>11030487
Daddy as heck!

>>11030484
Stenuniverse yes

>>11030487
And he's not balding

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>>11029561

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>>11030371
Thanks, here's the rest.
>[Situation where the Pearl and General have apparently been arguing about the idea of humans beginning to use gem technology.]
>Pearl: "But you don't the potential threat of toying with gem technology!"
>General: "Threat? Listen lady... You creatures have existed on earth along side us for millions of years. We've seen the monsters. We've seen the technologies. The weapons. The probes. The spaceships. We've seen our GODDAMN OCEANS stolen away by your kind. I think we know what we're potentially playing with.

>[situation where Connie and Steven had been discussing the army's intervention into Steven's life. Steven is very unsure about he feels towards the whole thing]
>Steven: "I just don't know how I feel about this!"
>Connie: "Feel about what?"
>Steven: "The Government!"
>Connie: "Steven... They're just trying to do what's best for us."
>Steven: "But-"
>Connie: "You like to talk about the importance of family... But with humans... We're kind of all family. The General and the Government are working to protect humans on all Earth."

>[conversation taking place between Steven and General. Greg is present]
>General: "Steven. I've heard about what you've done in the face of danger. Even saving the day when your elders couldn't. You've got a lot to be proud of, son.
>*The General turns to Greg*
>General: "Universe!" *patting him on the back* You've raised one hell of a boy!

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>>11030530
Please do not bully Becky!!! She is not balding!

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>>11030487
that dad bod

>>11030524
still don't understand why they're trans when they're more cock hungry than most straight woman i've seen

>>11030561
fucking midgets

>>11030561
aw, rebecca's wearing a rad shirt.

>>11030570
tumblr is dumb

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>>11029554
kill yourself

goodnight shitheads
remember to ignore and report pedoposters

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>>11029662
kill yourself

>>11030611
like you pedodexer?

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god why is rose so hot

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reallllllllly funny

>>11029271
>>11029352
kill yourself you dumb cunt

>>11030623
dumb frogposter

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>>11030638
Fine, what is it Anon? Are you talking about the "Ire" incident?

>>11030644
:))))

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goodnight you literal retards

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>>11030629
Canon hedonist.

>>11030611
arn't you a fucking conniefag too? fuck off indexer

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>>11030406
she's already taken anon
by me

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>>11030667
seriously
susan egan doesnt help
>oh yes
made my dick explode

>>11030659
as long as sapphirefag learns to blend in and stop being a massive attention whoring faggot I won't tell him to kill himself.

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Honestly why can't pedoposters just make their own thread and stop shitting up ours?

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>>11030724
:)))))

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>>11030629
>>11030667
>>11030715
>large and in charge
>elegant dress
>big, soft hair
>big, soft bosom
>warm, inviting voice
Unf.

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>>11030713
Fellow Hollyposter, don't force my hand here. I like you but I will fight you for Holly if I have to. It doesn't have to end like this.

>>11030701
Nope, and your question shows how gullible you are
Bet you fell multiple times for fake leaks back in december

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>>11030715
>>11030755
Rose must give the best hugs!

>>11030667
>ywn push rose on that swing
>ywn grab a handful of that ass with each push

>>11030629
quartzes are made for breeding and breastfeeding

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Explain

>>11030827
Sugar is a fucking retard and her show should be cancelled.

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>>11030827
Yeah, why would a gem need to breath anyhow?

>>11030827
Jasper is enlarging her chest as an intimidation technique.
Don't you know anything ya doofus?

>>11030827
the fact they don't NEED to breathe doesn't mean they CAN'T breathe.
It'd make vocalization quite hard, and it's probably used as a mechanism to increase their energy input or decrease the energy required to function.

>>11030827
When Jaspers are ready to mate they puff out their chest and make gutturals grunting and gasping noises to attract a willing partner

>>11030889
now i'm thinking of kakapos and i'm laughing, they can't always find mates so the kakapo saw fit to just start humping the cameraman

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>>11030756
can't we share?

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What's the most least likely ship between any of the "main" gems? I.E. not hollyXemerald.

'Cus I wanna write about whatever ship that might be.

>>11031061
You and your waifu.

>>11031061
anything with garnet, lapinet i guess?

>>11031061
Garnet x Anyone

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>>11031067

>>11031061
garnet x anyone

>>11031061
rubyxpearl

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>>11030995
Well...Holly just may be big enough for the both of us. Alright.

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>>11030836
>Hey Garnet, can I ask you a question?
>Sure thing, Steven.
>How come you guys stretch? I've seen you do it, but if you're hardlight there shouldn't be a need to do something exclusive to the health and wellbeing of muscles, right? On that note why aren't you always immediately good at things like games, instruments- things like that? It's not like you have to train muscle memory. Really you should be able to do it all like a sevant aside from any small mental blocks you might have. Do you even FEEL without nerve endings? How? And why are you able to feel pain in specific areas like an arm or leg instead of just a vague pain all over- does the hardlight KNOW it's an arm or a leg? And why do you blush? That's a involuntary human behavior but you don't have flesh or skin- I'd understand if you did it intentionally by changing your pigment but you very clearly don't, because sometimes you try to hide it. So how does that work? More importantly, how do you cry? It's not like you have liquid in your body to produce tears. Are the tears also hardlight that would disappear if separated from you? Is that a learned response or natural for gems? Do you lactate? Back to muscles, when Amethyst is a chicken or a lion she clearly has feathers and fur respectively. She isn't rock hard. So do you try and emulate the basics of a species, and you've been doing that with humanities muscle and bone structure? I'd imagine if you didn't you'd be able to spin your limbs like that chick from The Grude which would help if you were hit from the back in a fight- but you don't do that, obviously. So on some level your structure isn't simply solid light but emulations of a humans anatomy? Why else would you do what you do?
>....
>....
>Steven, you're grounded.

>>11031072
>>11031078
>>11031083
I should've specified no Garnet. Shit is impossible to write.

>>11031099
Ruby ain't a "main" gem.

>>11031184
Peridot/Pearl.

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>>11031184
Your shitty ass opinion on character importance limits this to like three characters and steven, which the latter is a no no.

>>11031163
*thlp*

>>11031184
greg x steven

>>11031218
>steven is a no-no
wrong

>>11031184
Do it pussy, do a garnet ship. Smash through your ceiling.

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>>11031218
Pearl
Amy
Peridot
Jasper
Lapis
Centipeedle
Even a diamond

.. Okay fine, it can be whatever gem. I just don't like the midget ones like ruby. I'm biased. Leave me be.

Imagine a filler episode where Centi, Lapis, and Connie fight for Steven's attention

>>11031279
>Jasper
>Peridot
>Lapis
Nigga you said main gems.

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>>11031280
I imagine it, but I don't like it.

>>11031279
blue diamond x centipeetle

>>11031280
Imagine an episode where Lapis and Connie do a Spy vs Spy sequence to sabotage each other's chance with Steven, only for him to end up with Jeff.

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>>11031234

>>11031294
Oh... I guess you won't like that I fucked centi too..

>>11031306
>Jeff
>Not cookie cat

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>>11031117
perfect!