RWBY/RT Trash General #526: Angelic Edition
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RWBY Chibi episode 14 link:
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RWBY now in Blazeblue:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2Qw-ztFrK4
Volume 5 Weiss Character Short:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZAS_rzgCE0
>>11022565
Misa's love for Cinder is adorable.
Reese
Cute Rabbit.
>>11022565
Here is a translation of the accompanying tweet.
Anyone know what happened on the 15th of August, 2015? Was that Cinder's debut episode?
Once a thread, every thread
>>11022622
No idea. Cinder debuted in July. Maybe that was when she discovered RWBY.
>>11022633
>33
Canon
>>11022722
>22
Canon
>>11022622
>>11022565
desu, this is scaring me
What will you do when Bumblebee becomes canon?
>>11022821
I'll be right here on RWBYg, toasting in the golden age with my colleagues.
>>11022821
post cute bumblebee
>>11022821
Celebrating and maybe getting the inspiration to write RWBY stuff again.
>>11022907
>>11022732
there was an attempt
>>11022907
>>11023022
>22
Canon
>>11023120
Hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePtoxDhJSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWAGLkyxQG0
Sad Bumblebee?
How good volume 5 will be hinges a lot on how well RT will handle Blake's and Yang's reunion.
>>11023243
It'll be one of the better parts of the volume alongside Ruby's character development, the person vs. person fights and Oscar's connection with Ozpin.
>>11023259
It could also be one of the worst parts. But I think it will be decent at least, seeing how the scene with Blake and Ghira went. And then Blake talking with Sun at the end of volume 4.
Is it time for Ruby's character development? Took only 5 volumes.
I look forward to see how big of a role Oscar will play. He has main protagonist written all over him. They need to be careful and not turn him into another Jaune who soaks up screentime and character growth away from the others.
>>11023294
>But I think it will be decent at least, seeing how the scene with Blake and Ghira went.
It'll be good as long as they aren't interrupted.
>Is it time for Ruby's character development? Took only 5 volumes.
>Started watching RWBY as a teenager
>Ruby isn't getting character development until I turn 28
>He has main protagonist written all over him. They need to be careful and not turn him into another Jaune who soaks up screentime and character growth away from the others.
It'll be fine. His story is directly connected to Ruby so they'll be equal since most of their development will come from each other. Jaune can go to hell.
BEST SHIP
what if you saw ruby and weiss having a screaming argument about those weird squid pictures on ruby's ruby computer and ruby was saying they're not even really children and she was NOT deleting them
>>11023400
Mating press
I want her to bite me
>>11023556
Where?
>>11023644
I'm not that picky desu
>>11023605
This art style is cute
>>11022622
>august 15th is my birthday
genuinely spooked here
>>11023736
Lock your doors anon, Misa's coming to sacrifice you
N A T U R A L B A R R I E R S
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>>11024091
p-please no, i already have plans to die that day, i can't be killed by some obsessed gay
>>11024263
Bun
>>11024480
Gun
So, has RT said anything else about rwby5?
>>11024534
But anon, we haven't even got the sequel to rwby, rwby 2, yet. Why would we skip to rwby 5?
>>11024534
Nope
>>11024534
No. They probably don't know much themselves. They didn't have any info or concept art at RTX17.
Arkos is best ship!
>>11024480
Shit.
>>11024531
Cardin secretly wants to fug the bun
>>11024747
Cardin is a closeted homo for Jaune
>>11024747
>Cardin secretly wants to fug the bun
>>11023120
Booty!
>>11025172
Yang got a white girl butt but it's a nice white girl butt.
>>11023556
She's so cute!
>>11022821
It won't.
Haven is a scam run by Salem. Students get sub-par lessons, bargain bin weapons, and fake hunter licenses. Dorms are poorly maintained, amd training facilities and equipment are largely broken.
This mostly produces the expected results, as seen with BRN. However, some students are strengthened by the adversity...
>>11025425
Didn't one of them literally get saw blades on their wrists? Like, what the fuck kind of weapon is that
>>11025442
M&K keeping all the cool weapons for actual characters.
>>11025442
That was Roy Stallion from Vacuo. His academy isn't a corrupt scam, it is simply poor.
>>11025453
I don't know, man, Reese's weapon was very cool and very thought out. It's a mode of transport, a melee weapon, two guns, and can use dust.
>>11025453
>>11025527
ABRN will probably be seen again at Haven academy.
>http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/+Tentacle!Nobushi!20170814
So was this always a thing with this website or is the animation new?
I thought it was just dong and vagina
>>11025599
I think so too. I look forward to seeing them again!
But what if their personalities are completely different to the ones the fans have built up? Reese could be a genius and Arslan could be a retard.
anyone got the link to the new death battle?
>>11026264
It was really shitty.
The other guy cheated and just drove a car into the crowd, wasn't much of a fight.
>>11022733
You should be scared. Very scared.
So Michael voiced Jaune.
Was it better even as a gag dub?
>>11022907
Post cute bumblebee?
Posting cute bumblebee.
>>11026605
Go back to /u/
>>11026605
PUNblebee*
>>11026616
no
>>11026605
Don't go back to /u/. Stay here and post cute Bumblebee yuri!
>>11026645
it's a shit overrated ship, go to /u/ where it's acceptable, or tumblr
>>11022821
Sun's dicking Blake.
>>11026647
Stop talking to yourself.
>>11026645
>>11026656
>3. Only post Heavenly ships ITT
>it's a shit overrated ship
:thinking:
>>11026698
>3. Only post Heavenly ships ITT
>proceeds to post overrated shit ship and not any ships with Cinder
>>11026656
You're shit and overrated.
>>11026720
Then clearly I'm qualified to call it out for being overrated and shit.
>>11026717
>implying best MILF can be shipped when all she does is rape and plunder what she sees
lolokay
One ship that can be truly said to be heavenly... Is that of May x Reese. Now if only it had a name.
>>11024708
Hugs and Comf!
Anyone got a link to Misas twitter?
>>11026835
Well yes, I do.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Misa_RWBY
>>11026857
Thank ya kindly
>>11022821
Sulk.
>>11022821
It's not going to become canon, so nothing I suppose.
>>11022821
Be mildly annoyed that RT caved to the fans.
>>11026780
Truly the most underrated ship.
Does anyone have the link to Fan Service?
what if ruby hosted a podcast with penny
>>11027105
that'd be cute
>>11026857
Misas dog sure is ugly as hell
>>11027064
the one that was uploaded on to youtube for everyone to watch?
>>11027171
No, the most recent one.
>>11027207
Oh so you mean the most recent one that was uploaded to youtube for everyone to watch?
>>11027114
what if episode 5 came out and only ruby was in it and she was very sad and said this was the last episode
>>11027064
They're on itunes.
>>11027234
I'd be very sad
>>11027162
Kill yourself.
>>11026275
well shit, can i have it anyways? I wanna see that
>>11027331
All over the news, shouldn't be hard to find.
>>11022821
Waiting for Nuts and Dolts to provide us with a weaponsexual relationship
>>11023736
>>11024263
You will now become Cinder
You will have Emerald and Misa to worship your presence
>>11027343
okay so you're just pulling my leg and don't have it
>>11027535
I was trying to make a bad joke about topical events.
>>11026780
>Milf
>Cinder
>>11027558
The term Milf has devolved into a body type more than anything at this point.
>>11027535
Probably just /pol/-kid sperging over whatever normie shit his safe space is chattering about.
>>11027687
Ah, Japanese Texan anime waifus.
>>11027558
I wanna make her a milf
>>11027687
fuck you man I just woke up an haven't even had time to think up a good shitpost fuck outta here with that blaming everything on me bullshit
>>11027724
That's a lewd Emerald
>>11027657
>>11027780
These guys get it
What if Ruby had some "different" views on race
>>11027955
Mating Reese her feet.
>>11027162
Bori is my nigga. Thanks.
...At least, I think that's what the dog's name is.
>>11027976
>Mating Reese her feet
Imma use that
>>11027657
A body type she doesn't really have outside of fanart
>>11027657
She's really not a MILF in body type either, she can pass for a student going to Beacon.
>>11027976
This has to be one of the most quintessentially RWBYg posts ever type. It's got all of the stock replies.
R E E S E
REESE
R E E S E
REESE~
REESE!
ESEER
>>11027558
Characters generally tend to get sorted into two age groups: kids and grown-ups. Beyond that people don't really care all that much
what if you saw weiss pull out a little baggy of live millipedes she got from a gas station and started eating them and she offered you one
>>11028045
Dude... What even IS Reese? You know...?
>>11028070
Grin evilly, and accept.
>>11028070
Did she buy them at the gas station or did she collect them there?
>>11028078
Reese is an Alabama nigger who wants to be free do not post Reese for she will be erased at the end of the thread hell with the N double A C P
>>11028098
I want to stab Ruby in her fucking right ass cheek with a fucking screwdriver and make her walk around with it still in there also what if Ruby surgically removed all the fat in your ass cheeks so they were really saggy
>>11028078
If I ate Resse out would it taste like a peanut butter cup?
Could I put peanut butter in Resse's peanut butter cup and eat it out?
>>11028157
Removed all my ass fat or her ass fat?
>>11028191
your ass fat and she did it without your consent and the proper medical licenses als learn to read nigger seriously read a fucking book nigger I clearly said that you would be the one getting the ass fat removed in my post read a fucking book
>>11028191
I don't know. But I do know that if you put one in her mouth, it raises her morale.
What if Yang paid you $100 to fuck off
>>11028370
keep bothering her for more money
>>11028380
What if she said "knock knock!"
>>11028407
walk away
>>11028407
I would say, "who's there?".
>>11028421
If you walk away from your enemies they win
>>11028424
"fuck off that's who's there"
>>11028437
I still have the money though
>>11028437
WHY DON'T WE FUCK ON
>>11028221
I just wanted to be sure that Ruby was preforming the lipo on myself so that she could reverse liposuction the fat into her ass probably.
>>11028499
fuck on what you little faggot fuccboi cuccboi I bet you aren't even a feet LICCboi
>>11028522
>Women stealing ass fat to make there own asses bigger
Hot.
What if Yang and Arslan stepped on a pink dust trap during their tournament fight?
>>11028539
LICC
What if Weiss said and I quote "I'm part of the KKK and I think Niggers are Gay, Gay, Gay"
>>11028605
ignore the weird weiss cosplayer
>>11027558
Mother of RWBYg's daughteru, Cindy.
>>11028605
Lick her superior white feet
>>11028605
Lick her feet
>>11028630
OCs and fanfiction go in the other thread
Do rape brothels exist in Remnant?
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/sabudenego/459885/Sex-Arcade-Booth-417-Pyrrha-Nikos
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/sabudenego/430571/Sex-Arcade-Booth-416-Yang-Xiao
Do you think Drinking-in-the-garden Schnee will be cool? I hope she is. Video vaguely related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGyQE9XRWgw
>>11028669
no, stop pushing that shit porn
>>11028686
I knew you would still be around, Anon
>>11028630
>RWBYg's daughteru
Well I didn't vote for her
What if Jaune and Ren were fucking in front of your salad
What could Miles and Kerry do to make Volume 5 be shit?
>>11028746
hold a pen to paper
>>11028721
Why would I be eating a salad?
>>11028746
Neptune and Weiss get more focus as they start to reform a relationship, Jaune gets major focus but it's mostly about Pyrrha, their voice directing continues to be shit and Rubys voice gets higher
>>11028784
Stop, that's already enough
>>11028784
how old is Ruby again? her voice is so fucking high pitch its like she is 10 years old
>>11026783
Reese's Piece.
This is not rocket science. Throw in Neon for X-Games Gurls (guessing May Parkours on account of easy brachiation with weapon in hand.)
Could also lean on their respective myths/concepts.
>Wiki says they backtracked on the Mao Zedong joke allusion and no longer have a stated myth or fairy tale origin.
Well shit.
Reese's last name is also some kind of nymph though...
May's last name was thought to be some kind of purple mushroom, while Chloris was greek for a shade of green, so I'm sure there's a color-combo concept to work of there but aside from Slytherine I'm drawing a blank for now.
Purple Nymph? Woodland Sniper? w/e.
>>11028816
old enough
>>11028800
And then Weiss and Neptune get married because they're both 18
>>11028816
Most of the team was 17ish at start if I remember right, and Ruby was two years ahead of herself in S1. S1 and 2 getting into the start of 3 was about a year (Vytal festival at the end of the 1st year comment in there somewhere I think) and then there's a 6 or 8 month timeskip between 3's end and volume 4' start, plus whatever time-table it took them to walk/run/etc from Patch to Mistral/Haven.
>>11028844
1-up is probably too much of a stretch? As in, the green mushroom from Mario that give extra lives.
They both dress quite casually, maybe there's something in that?
>>11028985
>Failed to post conclusion.
>Goddamnit.
So about 16/17ish for Ruby, with a freakishly high soprano for her height, and the rest of the teams if they were at the presumable age are 18s going on 19s at least.
>>11028746
Don't focus on unnecessary characters
>>11028944
That's a strange way to spell Blake.
>>11028784
I must admit, no matter how much I dislike Neptune I can't help but me amused by how asspained waifufags become when it comes to him.
>>11029002
Purple and Green Mushroom reference...
Poison Mushroom would be about as related.
What about
>Reese winks and flirts with blake.
>May seems downright distraught with gay feelings coming to wreck her shit.
Window&Closet?
Hell, just Merry May-Reese?
>>11029078
Neptune can and WILL die alone.
>>11029078
It is hilarious, both waifufags and WRfags get so upset over the idea of Weiss being attracted to him
>>11029021
Jaune really should not have been in RWBY.
His story should have been his own. Like Felix and Gotrek.
>>11029078
>Volume 2 trailer comes out
>Shot of Neptune on the back of Yang's bike
>People start getting mad and calling him a waifu-thief
>We learn he's gonna be voiced by Kerry
>Now people start calling him a self-insert waifu-thief
>>11029215
Having listened and watched all of Fanservice it sort of baffles me that Kerry went after Weiss instead of Yang.
Unless of course the girl wasn't the part that he was being made fun of but just the being cool part.
>>11029208
Maidens are kind of relevent to the main plot of V1-3, and probably will be in later volumes.
You can't give Ember's remaining half a soul to any of RWBY, or you're likely to lose them seeing as Cinder just straight up killed the spare when trying to steal it fell short.
So you put it on Team B. Phyrra works fine for this. Ren and Nora got their development in Volume 4 and that was fine, and that could have Included mourning for Phyrra, but they'd still need a 4th member who didn't fit into Renora's sub-plots to still be sad about it.
Jaune's whole purpose in the story right now is being sad about Phyrra because everyone else has more important shit to do or wasn't expendable in V3. They focused a bit too much on him for that role, albeit specifically For that role (building up Phyrra's importance to him as a mentor, friend, lover, etc), but if it wasn't him Someone would have to be a sad little woobie to cry about Phyrra.
>>11029307
Why does the image quality on the pic make everyone EXCEPT Penny look like a jagged robot?
>>11029208
Jaune the pulp adventure is the best way for him to end up.
A journeyman hunter with novellas instead of novels for a life.
Is Thomas a dead meme at this point?
I wanna cum on her chest and her thigh and all over the inside of her skirt
>>11029380
It was dead from the beginning.
>>11028537
Not even just ass fat, all fat.
>Steal Yang's tittys to fill the Rubooty
Fuck that's really hot
>>11029389
i wanna cum between her boots or rubys
>>11026296
Misa is so pretty.
>>11026296
>the fucking body pillow
It's like looking in a mirror.
>>11029079
Thomas is an archived meme. This means we can use it to inject ourselves with nostalgia whenever we want.
>>11029380
Forced memes die when someone stops forcing them
>>11029380
As dead as Octavian.
>>11029492
Think you missed your target there Anon.
What if Weiss confessed to you that she has this fantasy where she's kidnapped and stripped naked inside a suitcase before she's put on a plane to be sold as a sex slave?
>>11029611
That's a cute Ruby.
>>11029667
Tell her she should keep it a fantasy
>>11029667
Ask when NDGD is going to make another Winter piece
>>11029736
>>11029681
But anon, all Rubies are cute.
>>11029787
You're right.
>>11029757
I want to be arrested and interrogated by Winter.
>>11029667
Silence, you boob!
>>11029800
Yes! Hit me harder!
>>11029611
Girls with no pants are the best kind of girl
>>11029833
Stop enjoying it, pervert.
>>11029563
The hero RWBYg deserves, but not the one we need
>>11029868
Yes, insult me more!
>>11029868
I want her tits to pop out of that vest
>>11028985
>there's a 6 or 8 month timeskip between 3's end and volume 4' start
Pretty sure they rectconned that for whatever reason.
I had a dream where I went on a rampage with a Streetsweeper Shotgun
>>11030313
That must have been a dreadful nightmare then because Streetsweepers are suppose to be terribly painful to shoot multiple times, well that's just going off what I've read about them anyway and that gun Jesus didn't have much fun with one either. One of South Africas not so great weapons.
>>11030313
The gun is dogshit in real life. Reloading a single shell takes like five seconds because you have to manually rotate the chamber and use a dinky lever to push the used shell out.
>>11031063
>>11031005
I know it's dog shit, I saw the Forgotten Weapons video
I had another semi-auto shotgun too, it had a foldable stock and also had a drum magazine, forgot if it was detachable or not though
>>11031091
>not using a sawed off pump action
>>11031091
When going mag fed shotgun, go VEPR. It's Yang approved.
What if Ruby ate a pear?
>>11031890
lick her feet
what if ruby ate a bear
what if Ruby ate a square
>>11032306
>>11032341
>take her to the fair
>>11032427
>Take her to my lair!
>>11032630
>Salem, if you touch my daughter I will beat you with a chair.
>>11032749
>Tai is a dad who cares.
>>11032749
Seems fair.
>>11032749
Will you pull my hair?
>>11032810
What would we do without CS?
>>11032810
I want to touch Salem's veins
>Neo will never leave lipstick kisses on your balls
Wanna hear a joke?
>>11033448
Lipstick fetishes are pretty underappreciated
>>11033644
Your bank balance?
>>11033644
Faunus rights?
>>11033644
Weiss' cup size?
>>11033644
I bet Weiss knows some pretty funny jokes, some real Sch-knee slappers
>>11033678
Faunus ultra rights.
>>11033677
>>11033678
>>11033725
>>11033746
What do you call a soldier who has nightmares of being raped?
>>11033796
I dunno
>>11033661
Plump lips are underappreciated
>>11033448
>>11033661
>No art of Neo kissing all over some tied up RWBY with her multicoloured lipstick
>No art of Neo in multicoloured lipstick at all, or at least not very much
Damn shame, it seems like an obvious choice. Brown and white for the two lips with her tongue completing the set
>>11033876
>She can change her lipstick with her semblance
>One brown kiss on your left testicle
>One white kiss on your right
>The pink kiss starts on the tip of your cock but it turns into a blowjob as she slides down
>>11034010
And then she bites it off!
>>11033876
>No art of Ruby covered in kisses from Neo and FemRoman
Cum in my mouth and kill me now
>>11034020
Sure, why not.
>>11033821
PTSTD
>>11034058
It took me a second but I got it
>>11034058
A typical high society girl with low level jokes.
>>11034058
>>11034047
>Cum in my mouth and kill me now
I don't think that's how that usually goes
>>11034137
Do you not want to cum in my mouth?
>>11029078
But...
Neptune is my waifu.
>>11034222
I still want to waterboard FemNep
>>11034242
Motorboat Yang, motorbooty Blake and waterboard Nep.
>>11034242
So do I. Sexually, of course.
>>11034301
Of course. The squirming and clenching would feel great on your cock.
>>11034340
Don't forget about the muffled screaming.
>>11029256
What? Weiss not his type?
How would the RWBYs react to being nude on a nudist beach?
>>11034392
They would probably leave the beach and resume being clothed
>>11034380
His waifu for lifu is Yoko.
>>11034392
What if Yang wasn't a nudist but liked going on nude beaches because she's a pervert?
>>11034538
What if Yang walked around naked?
>>11034555
While still not being a nudist?
>>11034058
I think I get it, and I'll still laugh because its funnier
what if nora did not wear panties
>>11034823
you can't improve on perfection, but that's the one hell of a good place to start trying
>>11034823
what if she also didnt believe in wearing tampons and let her period just happen
>>11034872
oh
you've ruined everything
>>11034823
>she wears boxers
>>11034880
This is the most genuinely sincere post I've ever seen on /RWBYg/. You can feel this anon's emotions as if they were you're own.
>>11035223
>poor Pyrrha doesn't even get to touch Jaune
>>11035461
She doesn't seem to mind
>>11035558
>A-at least I'm next to a shirtless Jaune
RWBYg... Weiss is best weissfu.
>>11037401
But that's Yang.
>>11035223
You know I never like any of their art, but I can't help but like this artist as a person. They don't give a fuck about canon or ships, about drama or dynamics or even basic personalities. They just draw people fucking, any people and quite often with little to no rhyme or reason.
>>11026830
Foreplay
What if Salem released a highly contagious autism virus into Mistral?
I want to punch Ruby in the face
>>11027657
She's like 22 and relatively slender
Hey anon why won't you join the White Fang ?
>>11038306
Wait a minute, aren't you that angry one who hates humans? Why are you acting so sweet?
>>11038360
It's a trap, never trust fauna
>>11038380
I want Deery to be a trap
>>11038397
Note Blake staring at her. I bet she's lamenting how the White Fang has been inundated with aggressive retards like Deery.
Deery is best fuckable Faunus.
Time for bun
horrific implications
What if Ruby accidentally discovered a dust that when put on genitalia, causes a slow build up of sexual pleasure and eventual orgasm that doesn't end until the dust is removed?
n-new thread soon?
>>11039430
Maybe. If you're good.
>>11039430
Cinder thread
>>11039796
I want to cum on Cinder's threads!
>>11039430
Okay, you were good. Here:
>>11040144
>>11040156
t-thanks, anon