/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #42 >In

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Milky goat tittys

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snek wants love too

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>>11007036
Nice.

Speaking of, hi it's me, the goat dude. I wrote a story about lesbians and I'm hopefully gonna write more of my goat story soon since I finally got an idea for it.

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>>11005388
>>11007095
>'Two eyes, a full head of hair, no blemishes on the skin, the perfectly sized lips and nose, no glasses, and a toned body.'
>'He's beautiful. Truly the apex of humankind everywhere.' Isabel ponders as she stares across the classroom at the new transfer student
>She hasn't heard his voice or name yet, but imagines it's silky smooth just like the rest of him
>Briefly, her mind wanders to how his hands might feel in her own
>How she would rub them and...
>Have him rub her and her hood
>Going all the way down her body and tail
>She shivers at the thought in delight, twisting the end of her tail around the legs of the table
>Isabel looks down at the empty paper, an idea occurring to her
>'What if I send him a note? Maybe we can talk after he sees it!'
>Hastily, she begins to write
>Still unaware of his name, she writes the greeting as "Hello human", just so he isn't confused as to who the note should go to
>'Now what to say...'
>Isabel's eyes wander back to the human
>If she wasn't in a classroom, she would probably swoon just taking in his features
>'Perhaps I should compliment him, say he looks good. But I'm terrible at English, I don't know any of the really nice words.'
>Tapping her fangs with her pencil, she stares back to the human once more
>'Delectable! Yes, that's a good word!'
>"Hello human, you look absolutely delectable today."
>'Looking good so far. Now, maybe I should ask to meet him sometime. Maybe... the gym? No, but that has a ton of people there. Ah! After school, when no one's there! That way, if he has a different class, we can still meet.'
>Writing away at the note again, she adds "Meet me in the gym when no one's there after school."
>'Excellent! Perfectly clear, and he has a time and place. Now for the final touches.' she thinks, sketching in an X and O to the end

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>>11007215
>Isabel swears that just staring at him warms her blood above normal, and passing this note to him is setting it to a boil
>She folds it up and writes "Give to the human" on the top, then passes it to the person beside her
>Patiently, she waits for results, resuming her pastime of studying the human
>The note works its way through the students, eventually arriving at the human's desk
>He briefly looks around the room, making eye contact with Isabel before she turns her head out of embarrassment
>Waiting a few seconds, she looks back at the human, watching as he opens the note
>However, she notices an eraser shaving on her fang from when she was tapping the pencil against it
>Momentarily, she breaks her watch to lick the eraser shaving off
>'Well, done with the work. Got nothing else to do now though.' the human Sareth thinks
>He feels a tap on his shoulder, and a note is tossed onto his desk
>Looking around the room, the only one he sees looking at him is... the viper
>She ducks her head back to her desk
>'It's obvious the note came from... her.'

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>>11007095
What in god's name is this supposed to be?

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>>11007229
>Sareth had seen plenty of snakes back at home, and knew little of how the human sized snake people acted
>Naturally, he expected the worst
>After all, snakes are cold blooded killers
>Fear already beginning to take hold, he opened the note.
>"Hello human, you look absolutely delectable today."
>'Delectable? That... couldn't mean what I think it does, right? She means cute, right?'
>"Meet me in the gym when no one's there after school. X O"
>'Something horribly wrong here. Why does she want to meet me alone? Why the X O? X is hugs, and snakes... "hug" by constriction, so the O can only mean...'
>His hands begin to tremble from fright at the thought
>He needed confirmation.
>'This HAS to be just some sort of love letter, right?'
>He looks back to the viper
>Her gaze was elsewhere, but she was... licking her fangs
>She looked up and waved, opening her mouth to show more of her teeth
>Sareth's blood runs cold, turning back to the front as he tried to establish an escape plan
>Infrequently, he would take glances back at the viper, who was now staring at him
>'Good god, I'm going to die here.' Sareth thinks
>Finally flicking the shaving off, Isabel looks back up to see the human is now looking her way!
>She recalls that humans like "smiling" by showing off their teeth with their lips, but doesn't know how to exactly replicate it
>Improvising, she opens her mouth somewhat and waves her hand, trying to establish a friendly gesture
>The human turns back to the front, his expression solemn
>As she continues to lovingly study his form, he would often take short looks back at her
>'Yes! He knows! I think he likes me! I can't wait to talk to him!' Isabel thinks

End

Sorry if it isn't that good. I hope it was enjoyable.

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>>11007230
Looks like a cyclops to me

>>11007246
you're doing god's work, milord. It's a lot better than I could manage.

>>11007036
>>11007097
Goats are the best.
I just want to own a nice ranch out in the country full of young nannies I can keep pregnant and milky.

Hey, guy who's writing that bat story here. I'm gonna drop a fresh pastebin with the up to date story and continue from there.

https://pastebin.com/fHDdvDFF

>The acrid smell of burning assailed your nose as you stepped through the door, suddenly wading through a thin mist of smoke.
>What the f-
>"Fuck!" swore Ruth from the kitchen, panicking over a burning frying pan, fanning it with her wings in a vain effort to staunch the flames.
>Realising that it was getting her nowhere, she hastily scrambled over to the sink with the frying pan in her paw before turning on the tap and drowning the fire in water.
>The kitchen was a mess. Cracked eggshells and hunks of diced vegetables were strewn over the counter, whatever Ruth had been concocting in that frying pan had spilt over the edges and encrusted itself onto the stove, and guessing from the bright yellow splatter across the microwave's window, the stove wasn't the only thing that'd need scrubbing down.
>"'Fry for thirty minutes' my ass," grumbles Ruth as she scrapes the black charcoal into the bin. The apartment's communal laptop is open beside her, playing what looks like a cooking tutorial. The chef on-screen serves a delectable-looking omelette onto a plate, and Ruth seethes out a small hiss of vehemence before typing into the comments section:
>"UR full of shit. If I ever see you IRL I'm gonna punch U right in the cunt."
>With a final, grumpy huff, she slams the laptop shut, turns around and freezes like a deer caught in headlights as she finally notices you.
>For a moment you both just stand there in shocked silence amidst the chaotic ruin of the kitchen. Finally, after what feels like forever, Ruth speaks.
>"I, uh, made you dinner."

>>11007552
Damn thats cute

>>11007552
>extinguishing a kitchen fire with water

BAD BAT BAD BAT BAD BAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0RgdYkc_Po

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>>11007552
>"I, uh, made you dinner."
Bitch, dinner is the last thing you owe me...

Love the pacing. Keep it up, you glorious bastard.

>>11007736
This was my first thought at that point

>>11007736
The literal only reason I wouldn't put grease-powered fires under water is because the last time I put hot grease under water it spat like a motherfucker.

>>11007736
>mfw the story ends with Ruth and Anon dying in a fire

>>11005392 #
I have to agree. It really feels the majority of content in these threads tends toward submissive and/or spaghetti male, which is unfortunate and honestly just not my cup of tea.

>>11008363
just once I want a strong, dominant man to establish his alpha position but still treat his anthro woman with tender love and care like a true gentleman.

>>11007736
It wasn't a grease fire. The eggs themselves were burning!

>>11008421
How about Chubby Cheetah?

>>11007552
>You should be mad.
>Shit, you should be furious. Cleaning up the kitchen looked as if it was going to be a two-person job, and you felt like the living dead as it was.
>But goddammit, that apron made her look fucking adorable.
>"Jesus Ruth, what did you do? Grease the pan with gasoline?" you chuckle, walking over to the far side of the living room to crack open a window and air out the apartment before you set the smoke alarm off.
>"... You're supposed to grease the pan?" said Ruth, clueless. You bark with laughter, and she smiles uncertainly. "You're uh, taking this pretty well, y'know. I kinda thought you'd be a bit, well, angrier."
>"Yeah, me too," you say, sweeping the broken eggshells and scattered vegetable chunks from the work-surface into the bin. "I guess last night just... Wore my temper out or something."
>Ruth flinches at the mention of 'last night'. "Look, about that-"
>"Water under the bridge, Ruth. C'mon, lets get this crap cleared up. I'll order pizza." you offer.
>Ruth chews contemplatively at her lip, the sides of her mouth slowly curling up into a smile which you realise only now you desperately needed to see. "Alright. I'm paying though. And we're having pineapple."
>"Aw c'mon you sick fuck-"
>"Kidding! Just kidding... No pineapple." she giggles -- it's music to your ears. Maybe it's because the last few days have been so utterly terrible, but holy shit, it feels good hear someone laugh.

>>11008478
too much emphasis on domination.

and call me a faggot but i kinda liked it before the threesome in part two.

>>11008502
I'd write more, but it's 11:30 where I am and I have to work in the morning.

goodnight /trash/, sleep tight.

>>11008515

Faggot.

But yeah, I agree with you. Hell, the entire thing moved too fast for me. Instead of going into the entire dominance thing right away, maybe "Hey, Chana, I like you and stuff, but this is a little much for me to start with. Maybe you can wear the collar, and we'll see where it goes from there."

Oh well, that's porn for you.

>>11007552
>>11008502
As I read this, the song that came to mind was this:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JppX82CwpzY

IDK why, but it just seemed to be fitting.

>>11008478
Chubby Cheetah's great, but has too many typos for me to fully appreciate. That being said, it usually gets the job done for me. Problem is it's only one story, and I wish there were more like it.

Also like the idea of playing with prey species

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>It was a chilly autumn morning as you walked through your city’s local park, warm cup of coffee in your hands.
>The sun had yet to completely rise, leaving the area bathed in a soft purplish-grey as sunlight is filtered through the overcast sky.
>Aside from the occasional jogger, next to nobody was out there.
>It was peaceful, really. All you heard around you was the wind, the leaves on the ground, and the distant horn of one of the daily freight trains that passed through the area.
>Thankfully you had the next two days off, though, after breaking your back at your shit job.
>Pausing where you were, you took a sip of your drink and kicked at the leaves on the ground.
>To your right, a squirming black shape caught your attention.
>You weren’t surprised to see someone’s form huddled up under a dark quilt on a park bench.
>There were a good few homeless in this city, after all. You felt bad, but didn’t intend to pay them any mind.

>That is, until you saw a long, golden furred tail stick out of the blanket.

>>11010231
>You were a little surprised to see it was an anthro. They were usually pets of the wealthier, it was strange to see one sleeping on a park bench.
>You assumed they were abandoned. There were reports online of that happening more often, not that you really paid much attention to anthos otherwise.
>Still, for a moment, you watched as they poked their head out of the blanket.

>Okay, so it was female. You could tell that much. A golden retriever, you thought.
>She yawned and huddled back into the blanket, not seeming to notice as you stepped a bit closer.
>At least until a few leaves crinkled under your feet, at which moment she almost instantly tensed up, her ears raising a bit.

>”H-hello?” She called out in a soft voice.

>You stopped again, raising an eyebrow in confusion.
>Why wasn’t she looking at you?
>It took a second before you realized why.
>The way her eyes were blank, unfocused on her surroundings, how she’d picked up on such an insignificant noise…
>Then you realized it.
>She was blind.

>>11010263
>You came a little closer and knelt by the bench.
>She flinched into her blanket, letting out a soft whine when you finally spoke.

“Hey there girl…”
>You tried to speak with as soft a voice as you could manage.
>She was already afraid, you didn’t want to make that worse.

“What are you doing out here by yourself?”

>It takes a moment before she answers you, her muzzle hidden in the blanket.

>”N-nowhere else to go, I guess…” She mumbled.

“No home?”

>”N-no…” she sniffled. “M-master, h-he…” She trailed off, her voice wavering.

>A chilly gust of wind blew through, one that evidently her blanket couldn’t protect against well enough.
>The poor thing shivered and let out a little whine.

>”I-I’m sorry for bothering you…” she whispered. “You…you can just go, I don’t wanna keep you here...”

>You frowned
>God, how could someone have just abandoned the poor thing here?
>With a sigh, you asked another question.

“How long have you been out here on your own?”

>”I-I don’t know…a week?”

>Damn. In this weather that must have been suffering.
>You scooted a little closer to the edge, and reached out your hand to stroke her cheek.
>She flinched away at first, but after a moment when she saw you wouldn’t hurt her, she relaxed and even lightly pressed her face into your palm.

>>11010295
>You continued to pet her, thinking hard about the situation.
>There were shelters for strays, you could probably take her to one.
>It’d be better than leaving her out here in the cold.
>Hell, maybe she had a chip or something and they could get in contact with her owner. There was a heavy fine in place for abandoning a pet anthro, after all.

“What’s you name?”

>”A-Amber..” she whined as your nails ran along her jaw.
>You could hear her tail starting to wag softly, tapping against the wood of the bench.
>That made you smile a little.

“Well…tell you what, Amber. Why don’t you come home with me for a bit? We can get you out of this cold and figure out what to do from there. Sound good?”

>She’s quiet for a moment before answering.

>“Alright…”

(That’s it for now. Anyone have interest in more?)

>>11010318
Blind homeless waifu idea seems fine to me

The "master" stuff seems needless to me

>>11010318
>>11010443
Agreed. Cut the master-pet shit. She's a blind homeless woman I'd reckon.

>>11007246
eta on more snek?

>>11010499
>>11010443
Alright, I'll alter that in the pastebin I end up making.

>>11008421
I want a dominant man to be alpha to a much larger, sub-wannabe species, like a rhino, shark, or bear.

>>11009726
Sauce

>>11010231
>>11010263
>>11010295
>>11010318
This is word for word a story posted all the way back in april
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/8806859/#q8836464
You shouldn't try to take credit for other peoples work

>>11010672
Yeah, buddy, same author. I just didn't continue because I got caught up in stuff. I'm trying to redo it.

>>11010672
O fug!

>>11010528
>bear

Pretty accurate, if you're going with black bears. You can charge at them and they're guaranteed to run or scale a tree, and they aren't hunters.

Big, cowardly black bear waifu when

>>11010672
It's not YOUR story is it? Maybe they wrote it back then and are bringing it back up now?

>>11010714
Exactly what this is, thank you

>>11007230
A cyclops I think. But where is the chair?

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>>11011283
Ooh, ghostly. I like it.
Mildly inspiring.

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>>11011304
now I want ghost waifu green, thanks

>>11011409
You have my interest

B-but I'm going out now so uh, h-hang in there

>>11011409
Hey, don't pout, it's unbecoming.
I could make a little text about it.
Any requests? Otherwise I'll just write it how I see it.

>>11011501
Part 1.
>buying the huge ass house was easy, considering no one wanted it
>what you failed to factor in was the cost of renovations
>after the first few rooms were done you could theoretically sleep there
>but the unseen cost of buying a massive mansion in the countryside?
>scooby-doo shenanigans
>creaking, scurrying, crying and always something at the corner of your eye bullshit
>The paintings, whatever were left, were torn and it was worse when they weren't
>eyes always following you
>you might have been able to stubbornly ignore it and just live comfortably in your unfinished moneypit of a house
>if it wasn't for the singing
>you weren't sure at first but night after night...
>definitely singing coming from the walls and floors
>and the east wing of the house
>finally fed up you grab a gun and stomp out of your kind of warm room to shoot whatever ghoul or drug addict had the misfortune of choosing your house to squat in
>The singing got louder
>Your beauty sleep was worth the police showing up
>and of course it's in the old music room
>pissy and too tired to be afraid, you fling open the doors
>Imma bust a cap in some ass!
>or you would, if there was anyone there.

Gonna keep going unless there are objections.

>>11011836
I'm intrigued.

Continue.

>>11011836
Part 2.

>mild disappointment with no one to shoot, strong terror because...no one to shoot
>the singing faded
>a light giggling tickled your ears as you stood at the doorway
>turn
>No one there, just a phantom perfume that clung to your nose
>musky and sweet
>back to bed maybe quickly
>The next few nights the perfume seemed to follow you to your rooms, as did the singing and giggling.
>Icantfaptothis!
>the perfume lingered long after the day broke
>you'd swear you were crazy until some of the workers swear that it was you with the scent
>when you slept now, a feeling of someone stroking your head occasionally woke you, or maybe helped you sleep.
>the lullabye was soothing now
>when you dreamt, it was in full color, mesmerising detail of a large field of flowers, old antique clothing you wore chasing after a figure in a thin white gown with the mansion behind you both
>the dreams always ended before you could catch her
>The workers got more and more antsy during the day always leaving as soon as they finished whatever they could
>superstitious bastards claimed they saw ghosts and things went missing often
>you swear during the night, past the singing in your ears, you could hear the sounds of building...

Be back in a bit, work calls.

>>11012228
Keep going when you get back, this is super comfy.

>>11012228
Post more faggit

>>11012723
Eat fuck nerd

>>11012671
Thank you, just got back, gimme a second.

>>11012228
Part 3.

>Well the workers straight up bolted
>you can't tell if that's a blessing or not considering they left without demanding more pay and your wallet was beginning to feel too light
>on the other hand, now it was just you.
>and the voice
>on a long weekend you decide to take a stroll around your house
>you recognize bits and pieces from your dreams
>give or take a few decades of disrepair
>you'd feel a gut punch of sadness if it wasn't so creepy that your dreams were so accurate
>even how an old fountain in the back used to feel under your fingers when you and your love sat there for hours talking.
>wait.
>who?
>mystery woman. The one you could never see right, just a vague womanly shape.
>But always full of love and laughter
>just thinking about the woman you never knew filled you with a warmth and longing
>a bit weird honestly, your friends would be worried
>if they came to visit you
>The stroll around the house always seemed to make you feel better
>full of life and rejuvenated
>even the garden seemed to be coming back from the rotten vines it was
>plants did that right?
>houses however...
>they didn't spontaneously grow entirely new hallways and rooms and Windows.
>the sounds of construction always seemed to stop whenever you approached
>no tool marks and no tools
>still the house was coming together!
>You could even sleep without being fully clothed or 10 blankets and a gun for murderhobos anymore
>and the perfume seemed to follow you everywhere
>it was just a part of you now
>it even calmed you when you felt sad or scared now
>something warm behind it always watching you
>but houses couldn't provide food
>so on a long was journey into town for food and supplies you decide to do some history hunting
>Your house had to have a cool history beyond: some wacko torched the place and abandoned it
>and wouldn't you know it? A Mob of wackos torched the place!
>a Lord and his waifu, trapped inside, accused of something vaguely evil and made dead

>>11013322
Part 4.

>the wife got the worst of it, of course
>branded a witch and demon whore
>then scratched out of all historical documents of the town
>worrying
>and angering.
>you head home with your knowledge and anger
>even that familiar scent can't calm you
>The sad looking goat lady seems to know this.
>Wait what?
>and she's gone. Out of the corner of your eye.
>over the next few days it's like that
>even the perfume seems to have vanished
>the emptiness rings in your heart, it's almost impossible to sleep
>no sounds of building either
>Finally you run around the house, chasing her at night and her perfume
>You catch her in the old music room, crying at the new glossy piano
>"you found me...hideous as I am"
>her voice is soft, light and so full of pain it makes your heart hurt
>before you can say anything she covers her face with her...hooves
>"please don't look at me..i tried so to find something of what I looked like before, when you loved me"
>she's clearly confusing you for her dead darling, but you're not going to correct the spooky goat ghost are You? She's already so sad

(Next part is gonna have to wait, I'm heading home! Woo fuck work)

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>>11013885
>writing furry smut on a company computer at work

>>11013961
A god among men

>>11013961
>smut
What kind of degenerate do you think I am?!
Smut hasn't happened yet

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>>11015057
One regarded in the highest standing


>continue

>>11013885
Part 5.

>even though you've only seen her in dreams she's clear now
>translucent actually
>as if any moment a breeze could blow her away
>her night gown flowing in an absent wind
>"I already love You
>"what? Oh don't say that, how could you love me? When I'm so..."
>" you look beautiful to me, and even if you didn't I would love you, every night you hold me and fill my dreams, your perfume fills my mind and when it's gone you're all I can think of...and the house! You've done so much!"
>her fluffy body swirls as she squirms, wringing her hands in her gown "oh goodness, i...i just did what a proper wife should do! Keeping our house tidy, keeping out the raff..i would do anything for you my love
>suddenly she's gone...no she's massaging your shoulders, floating behind you
>"anything to make you happy" her strangely hot breath passing over your neck as she rubs your muscles softly
>" Then why did you make me so miserable?"
>she's stunned backwards as you turn to face her "i..i..."
>"These past few days...no dreams, no songs or laughter in our halls, no perfume or warm touch..."
>she blusters, the Windows and curtains rattling and billowing in her upset "Darling i.."
>she gasps as you take her hand and pull her down to you, into a tight embrace
>The more you hold her and touch her, the more solid she appears and feels to your hands
>" if you really wanted me to be happy, promise you'll never leave me again, day or night in our house"
>she lets out a blissful giggle and wraps her warm wooly arms around your neck, sniffling as she nuzzles into you
>"anything, never again, I give my word!"
>even her fur has weight to it now, like silk or velvet under your fingers, her breasts pressing into you
>The lights on the house dim to a romantic low as her voice practically purrs when she lightly takes your wrist and gently pulls you back down the hall
>"let us retire Darling, and I can show you how I have missed YOU since you've been gone away"

>>11015900
Ignore any weird errors like missing "
My goddamn phone is weird as fuck.

>>11015900
I saw how a couple of anon were complaining how weak green mcanon was so I tried to make him more...proactive.
Hopefully that came through.

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>>11006981
Does a guy dating an obnoxious sterotypical furry fursuiter girl counts?

>>11016387
As much as she would prefer it to be she is not an anthro, she's just a human in a suit, so no.

>>11016387
Are you?

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>>11016387

>>11016387
>>11016450
If you want to write a greentext, or a blogpost of your real life experiences, I would be interested.

>>11016452
>" I'm Commander Shepard and what the fuuuuck"

>>11015900
Unfortunately dudes, I'm fucking tired. But I'm off tomorrow so I will be able to finish this in a few hours. I'm gonna save this to my paste.

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>>11016509
The reason I got the idea in the first place is I read many of that dad in a fursuit. Pic related

>>11016562
https://pastebin.com/ZMvZFdgJ

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>>11016387
>Furries are real
>Having a fur gf
>Everytime fugs come, she have to dress with a fursuit of your neon sparkle fursona to gets you off

>>11017199
Now that, uh, would be something to see

>>11017446
Sauce?

>>11016387
Would there be an anthro equivalent of furfags?

>>11018667
Skinfags.

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>>11018667

>>11018785
Wee>>11019039

>>11019636
>when you tried to bump but u failed

>>11019651
There there

>>11018785
http://too-much-caffeine-comics.tumblr.com/post/146795279996

>>11020781
Sauce

>>11016387
>never seen her without the suit
>one day, she finally takes it off
>she's a scalie anthro who wanted to experience what it's like to be warm blooded

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HUMAN
SCUM

>>11018387
Nezumi

>>11021715
Thanks

>>11010443
>>11010499
This is why we can't have nice things.

>>11022250
Because you're a god damn nigger fag

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>>11022574

>>11022250
A different dynamic than the usual spaghetti spewing submissive? Can't have that apparently.

>>11021140
>clawed finger up butt
No thanks!

>>11010318
Sounds pretty good so far. I always enjoy the Master/ servent dynamic and it sounds like shes worth protecting. I wouldnt bother with the rest of these BetaMax video players desu

>>11008515
>>11008589
>>11009840

Cheetah_Anon here. Thanks for the feedback. I think I will post something new tomorrow. And I will spend more time on spell checking it.

>>11024661
My advice is to just draft it up in google docs and do spellcheck.

>>11016387
>Your new girfriend is a furry anthro
>She invites you to the "human con"
>She is wearing a skin suit
>Everyone is envious of her "real human" boyfriend
>Now she wants to wear it in bed too
>F....

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>>11024737
That sounds like a lead up to
>"I wanna wear your skin Anon"

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>>11024737
>skin suit

>>11021836
that is some unusually viscous water.

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>>11024737
>>11025281

>>11024737
>>11024785
>>11025281
This is why I don't like fursuits. It's already weird to me, but switch the roles and it just goes to dark places.

>>11025352
Its rancid cave waters.
Its probably more bacteria than water.

>>11025540
same. im only into female anthros.

>>11010263
>>11010295
>>11010318
Honestly I prefer the Master/Pet relationships in the lithocoff pastebin in OP.

It's clearer why anthros are kept as pets, since they aren't developed enough to act like adult humans even if they are adults. Your story was kinda vague on the role of anthros in society. Are they there because of some condition or...?

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>>11016387

Maybe if it was:

>guy dating a fursuiter girl
>fursuit suddenly and mysteriously causes her to transform into a real anthro
>now deal with that sexily

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>>11025730

Wait, no. Even better:

>act of sex in the suit causes her to transform
>this causes her even more ecstasy
>orgasm completes the process, but she's even hornier in her new form

>>11025730
>>11025854
>transformation
Ew. No.

oh boy transformation...

>>11025624
Yeah, I do too. I might keep the idea or ditch it, not sure yet.

As for why, I've got a few ideas dancing around in my head. Not sure which I'll go with yet.

>>11016387
For real tho and without ever having the slightest desire to wear or be into fursuits at all and having never once even thought to refer to myself as a furry... That pic is pretty cute.

>>11026729
would prefer than cait and piper

>>11026729
I've had nightmares like this. Goddamn scarousal.

>>11008502
Alright, suppose I'd best continue this

>With Ruth's help you manage to get the kitchen under control in record time, cleaning up the very last of the mess just as the pizza arrived.
>As Ruth paid the delivery guy, you stealthily slid your way over to the TV -- you had a passion for surprises.
>"So what are we watching?" asks Ruth as she closes the door and makes her way over to the fridge. "I swear, if it's another one of those shitty romcoms I'm gonna bitchslap you silly."
>"Hey, I like romcoms,"
>"That's because you have bad taste," she says matter-of-factly, opening the fridge and hauling out an eight-pack of beer. "I bet you paid money to watch 'Fast and Furryous 8' at the cinema too, you fuckin' drone." She pulls one of the cans from the pack and underhands it towards you.
>"Pfft, elitist." you chuckle, catching the can and leaning back into the sofa. "Well, don't you worry, Miss Movie Critic, what I've got is sure to please." you say with a smug satisfaction as the opening credits explode across the screen in all their hot pink and neon green glory.
>"Holy. Shit." gasps Ruth, face lighting up with an expression caught somewhere between disbelief and joy. "Holy. SHIT! Slaughtersphere 2? YOU got Slaughtersphere 2?!" She rushes over to the sofa, vaulting over the back of it and plopping unevenly into her seat, tossing the snacks and beverages onto a nearby coffee table.
>"So what was that you were saying about my taste in movies?" you ask, proudly puffing out your chest and folding your hands behind your head, basking in satisfaction as Ruth threw herself into a fangirl fit.

>>11026877
oh thank god. my needy meter was reaching critical levels

>>11024737
What's the skinfag version of murr and *glomp*?

Also, do they draw humans with animal dicks? Like only so few have regular dicks while some got horse, dog, even snake dicks.

>>11008478
I would have liked it if he kept up his relationship with both Chana and her mom, the reason her sex life is revitalized with her hubby is because she just does new kinky stuff with Anon every night.

Felt kind of like a cop out to drop it so fast in favor of the bully-sister.

>>11025730
>>11025854
>transformation
Yes.

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>>11025730
>>11025854
>transformation
fuck that and fuck off

>>11026877
>"I didn't even know they'd released it on DVD! This must've came out like, today..." she shoots you an inquiring look. "Wait, how much did this-"
>"Fifteen dollars," you say with a dismissive wave of your hand. "It's nothing, really. I'm on good money, Ruth."
>"Good money my ass, we're barely making up the rent as it is! Rules are we never spend anything over ten dollars on movie night, Anon," She chides, waggling a finger at you in mock-disapproval.
>You shrug. "So it's an extra five dollars, big fuckin' deal. It's coming out of my pocket anyways. Look, you've been harping on about this movie ever since you heard it was in pre-production. Is it really so bad that I want to treat the lady in my life?"
>"Oh, I'm a lady now, am I?" she asks with a theatrical flutter of her eyelids. "Well how's about you be my gentleman for the night and cut the lights. I hate watching movies in a lit room." She tilts her beer into her mouth and quaffed back a mouthful.
>For the shortest of moments you just watch her as she swings her as she carelessly swings her legs onto the coffee table and lets loose a small belch, followed by a roguish smirk that fit her rebellious demeanour like a glove.
>As much as she got under your skin from time to time, you were damned glad you had her around.
>"Hey man, stop staring at me like a tard and hop to it -- the opening credits are almost over." she quips.
>"Alright, alright, hold on..." you say, flipping the light switch before collapsing back into your seat. Next to you Ruth flipped open the pizza box and laid a slice onto the paper plate on your lap.
>Comfy as fuck.

Aaaand I'm going back to bed. Sorry about the small amount. It's been a long day.

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>>11026877
We're finishing what we started, anon...

>>11021836
Can't tell if ecmajor or fuchs.

>>11027936
Its fuchs

>>11028515
holy shit sauce me

>>11025536
I want to fuck that skinny.

>>11028777
Eto ya on e621

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>>11029180
thanks

>>11025536
I'd take advantage of that situation so hard.

>>11025536
>friend drags you to a skin convention
>furs finds out you're a real human
>huge crowd gathers around you, shouting questions and wanting to take pictures
>people start to get handsy
>you get dragged into a closet
>fug

>>11030332
>friend drags you to a skin convention
>furs finds out you're a real human
>huge crowd gathers around you, shouting questions and wanting to take pictures
>people start to get handsy
>you get dragged into a closet
>they stuff their feces in your mouth demanding you swallow
>Pants stolen
>Forced to wear a diaper
>Guro fetishists cuts off a finger and shoves it up their ass.
>When you're finally rescued, you're begging for death.

And that's how Skinfurrest was banned from all the hotel chains.

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>>11030440
You motherfucker

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>>11030440

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>>11030440

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>>11030440
dont worry god will save him from skinfurrest

>>11030503
this issue with this method is all the people in suits have a sort of buffer/protection from the gas and those not weird enough to be suiters and the staff most likely got the worst of that

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>>11006981
Has somebody written a story about a quirky anthro girl that's really happy to have a human bf?

>>11030523
How about white phosphorus? The suits probably aren't flame retardant.

>>11030619
that shit is even less biased on who gets the pain

>>11030595
And her human is extremely insecure that something that beautiful would date him because he's only human. But in the end she's really does love her spaghetti boosted cheesy fingered autismo bf

>>11030637
But it would get the suiters for sure! The more normal ones will be remembered for their sacrifice.

>>11030619
do you feel like a hero yet? I sure do.

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>>11030762
Honestly the whole cons are just gathering of the minorities of the whole fandom. Most just fap to the weird porn and that's has far as they go. And the fursuiters are a minority of a minority. It's like that with every fandom, the worst and most obnoxious are always the loudest and most viable/public.

>>11030862
/ss/ /hmofa/ is a good combo

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>>11030931

>>11030931
Anthros could think of human children as being the cutest. They don't have claws, meaning less chance of them accidentally hurting anyone else. They are also big bundles of energy, which can be used in... creative ways.

>>11030440
When I wrote that prompt, I wasn't expecting this in response.

>>11031044
Welcome to 4chan, kiddo. We talk about dreams, turn those dreams into stories, and turn those stories into nightmares. And occasionally turn those nightmares into dreams again.

>>11030931
Is it really /ss/ when the kid has a dick that would impress a porn star?

>>11031082
I guess /trash/ truly is a magical place.

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>>11030440

>>11031120
not really a kid but weeman

Is human x sonic characters considered furry? Or do "normal" furries and sonic autists try to stay separate? What about pokemom? I'm still not sure how all this shit works. But I like to write about human characters fucking all manner of anthros and what not. Where do the likes blur, and where should they never cross? Help me understand my fetish, fur.

>>11031316
the sonic threads seem to rather like human/mobian and enough pokemon threads seem to spill into humans/pokemon porn stuff. Don't see much of spillover from either due to both having dedicated threads already where they all gathered.

>>11031316
The dick wants what the dick wants. Anyone who would fanatically argue what is and is not furry is just a closet furry trying to not get lumped in with the real weirdos. That being said, there are already threads on /trash/ for Sonic characters and for Pokemon, but I'm in no hurry to run people off.

All you really need to care about is the distinction between monster girls that are actual female monsters (who may or may not be humanoid/have human features) and 'monster' girls who are just human chicks in cosplay. The latter is for weak willed faggots.

>>11031316
For Sonic, I think it's fine. Pokemon is also okay, as long as it is based on an animal: Like a Persian or a Piplup is okay. Gardevoir is too human, and Registeel is not animal like at all. You can post Pokemon and Sonic things here, just don't flood the place, as that is not our main area of focus

>>11031371
Ye. It gets wierd when I think about it too much. I fap to furry/poke/sonic, and, admittedly, the occasional pone thread, but I don't think I could ever actively associate with other "furries" irl, like St a convention or anything, because I find the idea of trying to act out an impossible fetish to be.. a bit too much. But that's just me! I'm not trying to know anyone else or anything, heavens know. It's just that, even though I get off to pictures of cartoon animals people, I still laugh at other people who do as well.

Am I a terrible person? What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>11031412
Just fap, anon, and keep it to yourself. The real reason to hate furfags is that they can't keep their mouth shut about their own business.

>>11031412
It's only when you actually seriously fantasize about being a furry that it gets weird. I mean, fantasizing about flying as a dragon is fine, but getting a costume and running around making airplane noises is a bit much. Living in a fantasy is just too much, and it is a step away from otherkin territory.

Not to mention I don't see any appeal in fursuits. Creepy dead eyes is a turn off for me, and I can't see anything sexy about the suit. And I get off to some weird stuff.

>>11025926
>>11027582
Kys yourselves.

>>11031549
>Kill yourselves yourselves
So fany joke.

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>>11031316
>Is human x sonic characters considered furry?

>>11030822
God that was a good game.

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>>11031015

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>>11028515
I'll be taking your human boyfriend. Thank you!

>>11020985
Shit. That nearly blew my mind.

>>11025536
This comic never cease to make me chuckle

>>11016387
That's actually a mentally ill man from Alabama

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>>11006981
What kind of cultural furry gfs you prefer? Mine is an African zebra

>>11025536

I want porn of them!

>>11030835
Is that how Roo was made?

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Mind if I post a picture of this monster girl (definitely not a furry) here?

>>11033926
A polar bear that drinks coke and watches movies with me while we spooon

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>>11034364
>>11034422

>>11034364
Comfortable.

Would she share the coke with you with two straws?

Also, which Coke is the best Coke and why is it Mexican bottled Coke?

>>11034559
Coke Vanilla.

>>11034611
You disgust me.

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>>11033926
English + French-speaking alligator from Louisiana that wants companionship and a helping hand in the kitchen

>>11030595
>>11030685
This premise has great cuteness potential.

>>11030685
>human is extremely insecure that something that beautiful would date him because he's only human
This is something I wish would be explored more often. There are quite a few stories where the anthro girl has a fetish for humans, and that's fine, but I wish the ones that hint at a more meaningful relationship than just a casual fuck would ask the question "is there actually something here or does she only like him because of his species?". I suppose that same dilemma could be brought up for stories where the human is a furry and there aren't many others anthros around, though that seems to be a less common scenario.

>>11034866
Life finds a way

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>>11033926
pirate sharkgirl

>>11034559
I don't drink too much coke unless it's drenched in rum. She'd probably have a large glass bottle or she'd drink a 2 liter straight.

>>11034843
It's not really explored because most of the stores generated are just for porn. For someone to actually take time and thoroughly write it out is not possible. Mainly because we're all random and busy.


If I have enough time I might plan on brewin something up
>>11030595
>>11030685 (this one was me)
>>11034729

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Syn always enjoyed getting railed by two well hung customers at the same time. Buisiness combined with lust, perfect for her.
She made sure both gentlemen could slide in and out of her with ease, her moistness lubed her so well, that there was practically no resistance to them going in balls-deep. Still she was so tight, that they felt as if gripped by a warm fleshy clamp.
Again, she mastered her job and stayed true to her almost legendary status.

>>11025536
>what's all this
OwO

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What if your waifur had a fat tail?

>>11035981
Sauce

>Here in bed, she never seems as monstrous
>Out there, you know exactly how sick she is, just how far she will go
>She's possessive, domineering, paranoid, even when it's just the two of you
>But here, it doesn't matter so much
>It's sickening that you can forget everything she does, but you can't help it
>You've never met anyone like her, and no one has ever made you feel like this
>The warmth of her fur against your skin
>The touch of her claws, the wet of her tongue
>Here, her words are soft, and she seems almost at peace
>You know it never lasts, but for a moment she is yours, and you are hers
>She'll tell you to do things that you'd never have done for anyone else
>But with her, it just feels natural
>You'd never feel comfortable touching yourself while someone watched
>Or letting yourself be bound
>Even just letting her explore your body was unusual
>Now her teeth at your neck and her tongue roving across your body feel... comfortable
>It helps you forget, even if just for a moment
>Of all the people
>Why did you have to fall for her

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rape bees

>>11038619
No no, it's hip to FUCK bees

Rape is never acceptable. Unless you're some dirty gross mammal.

>>11038752
Or a duck.

>female duck anthro gets saved by random human who doesn't realize rape is the normal sexual interaction among ducks
>she's thankful anyway because real female ducks actually don't seem to like it very much, what with the evolutionary arms race in duck genitalia trying to stop rape/make it easier to rape going on in the females and males respectively

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>>11038619
>the bee
>that female jock eagle

>>11038821
True.
And ducks have those awful spines too, imagine if they kept those into anthropomorphic bodies?
Nasty

>>11039652
>>that female jock eagle
Wait, where? I need this.

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>>11037155
That would be okay.

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>>11031407
Registeel has feelings too.

>>11038075
I didn't ask for these feels, anon.

>>11021127
>>11021140
>>11021145
Will this be completed?

>>11038075
I need more of this to reach a decent level of satisfaction

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>>11033520
Reminder that pheromones only work so long as there is chemistry between two individuals. No amount of purple vapor will make me like Salazzle.

>>11037155
I want to hug that thicc tail, it looks so squishy...

Are all the old writefags dead? Is Hobo still around?

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>>11040080
https://www.patreon.com/CloudMeadow
Who knows?

>>11041448
So he just up n took the stuff from breeding season and is trying to make his own breeding season?

>>11039697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87lUoaGhUbU
Remember even if they are anthro it's still rape

>>11041655
He jumped ship from Breeding Season to form another group.

The prevailing conspiracy theory states that he realized the patrons of Breeding Season realized that there would never be a finished product and the patreon money was starting to decline. That, combined with some internal drama within the team, gave him all the reason to leave.

Following this theory, it is most unlikely that Cloud Meadow will ever be finished. After all, Patreon was meant to be an ongoing source of cash for artists that continually update and don't ever 'finish.' The moment Cloud Meadow (or any other project like it such as CoC/TiTS) is finished, the creator(s) will see a huge drop in Patreon funds. So its in the team's best interest to never actually finish, and draw things out as long as possible before people realize they're being duped.

>>11041698
Eagles are pretty good, I like birbs of prey.

>>11041655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sq92jPkkTk&feature=youtu.be&t=749

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>>11041698
This makes me more angry than it should.

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>>11041698
What if I want to get raped by an anthro?

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>>11041698
>only one lewd drawing of the eagle online

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>>11042025
And you didn't post it?

>>11041856
Was that Sam Hyde?

>>11027784
Alright, back to it

>You love movie night Fridays.
>Not because of any particular passion for movies or anything, but because the normalcy of sitting down to watch a movie with a friend is a welcome relief when you live in a world turned topsy-turvy.
>A whole goddamn year in this world, and you weren't any closer to being used to the 'people are animals' shtick. Birds chew up their kid's happy meal and then spewing it into their beaks, dog unzipping their pants to go piss on a fire hydrant in the middle of the street -- you'd seen some freaky shit.
>Sure, it sounded as if it'd be funny, and sometimes it was (your favourite pastime on lunch breaks was whipping out a laser pointer and fucking with that one cat who always gave you shit). But when it's always around you, twenty four seven, it stops being funny and starts getting alienating.
>And eventually it becomes a constant reminder that you don't belong in this world. You were an outsider. The one Duplo block in a box full of Legos.
>You tear your attention away from the bloody action on the TV screen for a moment to settle your gaze on Ruth. She's glued to the movie, a gleefully manic smile twists across her gargoyle-ish face as the characters on screen tear each other limb from limb in a shameless display of grindhouse gore.
>"Hey Ruth?" you say. She grunts to acknowledge that she heard you, her attention still set on the TV. "Thanks. For being here, I mean. The last couple of days have just been a total shitter and it's... Well, it's nice to come home to a friend."
>Ruth turns to look at you, her eyes glittering as the static light of the TV caught on them. They're wide -- so wide that you can actually see their whites, and although it might just be a trick of the light, you could swear that you could make out the faint glow of a blush across her cheeks.
>And then she laughed at you.

>>11042565
>"Pffftahahaahaha, holy shit Anon, you turn into a faggot overnight or something?" she says between gasps for air. "That has to be the corniest shit I've heard in ages!"
>You throw your arms into the air in surrender. "Well okay, fuck me for trying to be sincere, right?"
>"Ah come on, don't be like that. Like seriously, what did you expect? Googoo eyes and heartfelt confessions? c'mon man, you know me better than that," she chuckles, wiping away a tear of laughter and emptying the last of her beer down her throat.
>"What can I say? I'm a drama queen by nature."
>"Damn right you are," she giggles with a whimsical shake of her head. You roll your eyes -- try to have a heart to heart and look what happens. You swear, sometimes this girl had the emotional depth of a brick wall.
>As you go to turn your eyes back to the TV, Ruth surprises you by hooking a paw around your shoulder and shuffling closer to close the gap between you. She rests her head next to yours as the soft, leathery membrane of her wing formed a blanket across your back.
>"You're welcome though. And if you're really in the mood for all this sappy crap... I really AM sorry for, uh, y'know..."
>"Forcing your way into the bathroom while I choked my ostritch?"
>She throws out another bark of laughter. "Couldn't have put it better myself. But seriously, though. I was in the wrong there. It was late, I wasn't thinking and... Look, from now on I'll just plug by ears or something, okay?"
>"'Aight, cool." you say, eager to close the book on the subject as soon as possible. Making small talk about how you jerk off wasn't exactly how you envisioned spending this night.
>"Still... You were pretty determined to get a nut off in there, I'll give you that. What's up, Casanova, women not paying you any attention?"

>>11042025
>One lewd drawing
So are you gonna post it or not?

>>11042625
>>11042177
its futa so nah

>>11042686
Just can't have anything nice, can we.

>>11042686
That makes me want it even more you fucking tease

>>11042625
oh my god when will this get lewd the anticipation is killing me

>>11042710
>>11042729
Gives me conniptions

>>11042747
I meant we can't have anything nice because the one lewd drawing is futa.
Apparently if you have a woman that's even the slightest bit masculine at all, people need to slap a dick on them.

>>11042775
Pretty much. Can't have a swole waifu that's not a freak in porn.

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Flying must be pretty hard

>>11042775
The worst part is that the dicks are always insanely large. They draw males with a normal dick, but if it's female it apparently has to have a freak of nature that could split you in two.

>>11043231
And it's still not gay for some reason.

>>11042625
>Goddammit. Alright then, looks like tonight's topic is 'Anon and his non-existent love life' Still, better that than 'Anon's peculiar masturbating habits', you guess.
>"What can I say? There's only so many hours in the day, and in between getting a job, keeping a roof over my head and feeding myself, I haven't really found the time to go ladykilling." you explain.
>"Aaaand I'm calling bullshit. I have a job, I work the same hours as you, and I still hit the clubs every once in a while." she replies, listing off each point on her fingers.
>"Yeah, well you didn't drop out of the sky with nothing to your name but the clothes on your back," You bite off the words a little too harshly, grimacing as you hear your own voice.
>"Sorry..." you apologize. "Look, I don't mean to snap or anything. It's just a touchy subject for me, alright? I spent a lot of nights sleeping in the gutter when I first got here, and getting where I am now took a lot of sweat and tears. I really just haven't had the time for a girlfriend."
>"Hey, it's all cool, didn't mean to bust your balls or anything. Besides, I'm not really one to talk. Don't know if you've noticed, but I haven't exactly been pulling guys left right and centre, either."
>"Oh? And what's your excuse?"
>"I'm a vampire bat, Anon. I look like a demon-pig with a pair of fangs and dolls eyes," she answers matter-of-factly, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "This might come as a surprise to you, but men aren't exactly lining up to fuck me."
>You cringe as she lays into herself with the brutal honesty. She did this whenever the conversation turned to appearances, stomping herself into the ground before anyone else could do it for her.
>Well, y'know what? Not tonight.
>"Don't gimmie that shit, you look... Cute."

I'll do more tomorrow
>>11042735
Soon. In my experience, the buildup is as important as the payoff itself

Also, I'm consolidating this green into a fresh pastebin: https://pastebin.com/sPXPTadF

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>>11043338
>this cliffhanger
anon how the fuck do you expect me to go to sleep now

>>11043397
Fine, If you want to know what happens, I'll spoil it for you.
[spoiler]they fuck[/spoiler]

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>>11043465
Thanks dude, now I can sleep

>>11043338
>>You cringe as she lays into herself with the brutal honesty. She did this whenever the conversation turned to appearances, stomping herself into the ground before anyone else could do it for her.
>>Well, y'know what? Not tonight.
>>"Don't gimmie that shit, you look... Cute."
Good to know that he suffered actual brain damage from cracking his on the skull on the tub. Going from repulsed to aroused, reminds me of Saya no Uta.

>>11043338
Sometimes, in certain parts on your story, it's get difficult for me of guessing who is actually talking.

Maybe is just me...

>>11043891
The fuck is this?
The fuck is that nose?

>>11044615
>The fuck is that nose?
Tumblr.

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Cat tongues are very rough

>>11044806
This gif is making me imagine someone giving a guy a blowjob, and he just Jojo poses all the while.

>>11042013
Then you rape back.

>>11045018
if the rape is mutual then is it still rape?

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>>11021715
Man, I really love Nezumi's art except for those damn gaping orifices. If only he were vanilla.

>>11045604
>he

>>11045656
I'm sorry, I mean thon.

>>11045050
>mutual rape
That's called sex, anon.

>>11043505
Off-topic note

can you pass me some comfy-cat pictures so i can save them in my reaction folder?

>>11045604
Sauce

>>11046087
Gurofur. And yes, he lives up to the name.

>>11046384
Dammit thanks anyway

>>11046448
Well he does a few more non-guro pics.

>>11040095
What would you like to see more of?

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>>11045050
Im recalling that scene from 300(2) where the female general and the hero dude are basically trying to outrape one another in the boat but with a human on Rain Silves

Now I want a greentext about a human man and a furry trying the other, unbeknownst to the both of them. This leads to them pretty much having incredibly intense sex, with both trying to be the top.

>>11047832
*Trying to rape the other

>>11047671
>that scene from 300(2)
They made a sequel to 300? The Gerard Butler movie?

>>11047875
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/300:_Rise_of_an_Empire

>>11048430
I bet it's shit.

>>11048508
It was, compared to the original one

So im trying to look up some of that there anthro-skinfag green, but im coming up empty. got a pastebin to share?

>>11043891
Source?

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>>11044843

>>11044638
>master? Why would you do this to me?

>>11041936
Go home, Rapist

>>11042625
Skin lives matter

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>>11016387
>You visit her family
>Tfw she's not the only one

>>11050581
Suplex them all.

>>11036435
FINALLY ONE WITHOUT HAIR
FUCK YASS

>>11050701
wtf u wanna fug a shork?

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>>11050701
>anthro girls with no hair

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>>11050709
shorks, derphins, errcas, hell yeah.
But seriously all the art out there I have to convince myself they're wearing wigs. It bothers me, even though the boobs hardly register

>>11050804
Well that's a mammal. of course it has boobs.

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>>11051289

>>11041325
Please respond. Is FF still updating?

>>11051738
He updated like a week and a half ago. Never said anything about stopping it.

Alright, just in time to make a new thread before sleep,

>>11023673
poor right thumb of that guy

>>11039750
translate pls
I dont speak kung fu magoo

>>11052187
>>11052187
>>11052187

New thread

>>11050701
No dog ears or paws either