/scaly/ - Scaly General #276 Post lewd reptiles and discuss

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>>10986863
>TotT

Probably.

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I want to be a Tama!

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>>10986923

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>>10987041

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>>10987252

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I heavily prefer stronk Maleficent.

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fresh off the drawing board

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>>10987774
second version with alternate text

I hope we can dedicate at least 40% of the thread's posts to the usual bitching about humanoid features on humanoid creatures

>>10987774
>>10987781
Horrifying to be honest.
But keep practicing, you have knowledge of how things should work.

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>>10988496

Well, based on current postcount, 1% of the thread will go towards attempts at 11M GET.

>>10987523
>>10987252
>>10986923
Is Kalameet evil? What is that he did that makes him evil? I`ve not played DS and am just wondering.

>>10988808
He is a dragon and an optional boss. The first time you meet him he lands on a bridge in front of you, looks at you, and flies away.

Later on you meet a blind giant who can shoot him down if you do a thing for him, which cripples him and stops him from flying, and at that point you can kill him if you want.

If you try to kill him without crippling his wings with the giant, he instantly kills you by flying and breathing fire.

Again, all of this is optional.

>>10988948
So the player and the giant are evil

>>10988808
He's the "Bringer of Calamity"

>>10988948
Sounds like a chill dragon doing his own thing.
>>10989031
Not his fault.

>>10989024
Maybe?

The giant was one of the guys who fought a shitton of dragons at the dawn of time, the everlasting dragons were sorta bad to have around? Watch the intro video to DS1 and yeah that's all the info there is.

DS is good about sparing dragons if possible, everlasting dragon in ash lake can only be prayed to and cannot be aggro'd or killed and may be a female as it is on a nest and tending to an already lit bonfire, the mark of a firekeeper.

The dragon in DS2 is a bro and gives you a key item and is not evil at all, the dragons in DS3 are just as fucked by the end of all things as everyone else.

>>10989375
You can kill the dragon in Ash Lake, I'm pretty certain. I know you can chop its tail off.

>>10989394
You can cut her tail but it is impossible to kill her

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>killing a dragon

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>>10988948
Unconfirmed, but rumor is you can cripple him with your own arrow if you're quite quick about it

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Do not cripple the poor,lovely,beautiful dragon.

>>10986924
OK but why? What would you do?

>>10987097
>Why not support camp Anna with some art?

I'm sorry but I can't figure out what this is supposed to mean

>>10987781
>>10987774
You should put it back on the drawing board then burn it

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Lay the dragon

>>10990539
I wish I could but alas, I cannot.

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>>10990539
>Lay the dragon
>posts a wyvern
redo

>>10990771
I want to lick that butthole

>>10990684
>being this nitpicky
Geez,fine more stuff for me...

>>10988808
From what I can tell, he was once a normal dragon, who is now tainted by the dark of the abyss, hence why he brings calamity

>>10990970
That`s just fake news created by the globalist to make you kill him.

Would you a gaping dragon

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>>10991232
Dark Souls or...

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>>10991232
this kind of "gaping"?

>>10991264
yes
>>10991287
no

>>10987671
Fuck I see why...

>>10989381
Snek

>External balls are okay because we're fags

>>10992655
Correct.

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have you had your daily bowl of cornflakes anons?

>>10992768
I want those balls on my face.

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>>10992778

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>>10992793

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>>10992805

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>>10992817

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>>10992779

>>10992910
YES

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>Did my first GLA tank run in a Guildhest
>everything went swimmingly and I didn't fuck up
Who else /feeling good/ here?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_B64f48ewdo

>>10992805
Cornflakes!

I want fuck a rathian

>>10990771
>External balls
Everytime

>>10993705
I want to fuck a rath

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>>10993886

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>>10993918
>"laying_sfw.png"
You know what I want.

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>>10993995

Same here.

>>10993995
humanoid or non

Choose one anon, this image is private

>>10994075
Uh, surprise me?

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>>10994173
Non, I guess.
It's limp, but meh. I'm hesitant to see these kinds of images everywhere after what they've done to another character of mine.

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>>10994075

Humanoid.

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>>10990771
I'd fuck this dragon in a heartbeat desu
>>10993748
Here

>>10994198
Fuck, I love dark dragons

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What do you guys want to talk about tonight?

>>10995928
How much I want Latias to rub her pussy on my face.

Lifts-Her-Tail
Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto
Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail
I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail
You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto
Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail
I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail
But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

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I want to fuck these 2

>>10996612
I want to become Latias and have Latios impregnate me!

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>>10996649

>>10988808
>he

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>tfw you find a lot of pokemon sexy but your favorite pokemon is not for sexual

>>10990086
If you want more Anna art, commission or draw some.

>>10999245
Just a missunderstood dragon

>>10999622
D'aaww that's adorable.

The fact she's leaning on the side makes it funny too.

>>10999622
Jesus, that is c u t e as fuck.

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>>11000004
So close there, tama

>>11000000

>>11000210
>/tlhg/ didn't get it

Could be much worse

>>10999622
>be human student
>trying to write what appears to an essay in Korean
>half the class is fucking asleep on their desks or they haven't written shit
>to be fair the teacher is one of those "full immersion" types where they don't say a lick of English unless absolutely necessary and its impossible to understand anything beyond "hello."
>even then you're not really one to talk. You've written about one line.
>Trying to play it cool, but you swear the viper to your left is fawning over you. She's staring off into space in your general direction, leaning on her desk with a smile.
>As distracting as it is you can't help but subtly glance back at her. She's a total geek but damn if she's not a qt3.14.
>you've been mulling over the thought of asking her to [insert edgy school dance] for a while now. though you aren't quite sure when and how.
>...She's totally into you, she'll eat up whatever you put out.
What do?

Literally anybody that isn't me come and take over for me and do it better, I'm not normally a writefag, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to start something.

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What is /scaly/ up to?

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Goddamn, page 8 already??

>>11000303
Maybe will try when I'm not asleep

>>10994197
>>10993918
Cutie
>they've done
who is they

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How do you cope with knowing you will never be a qt lizard girl who is seduced by a hot blooded human?

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>>11000718
Wishing for a scaly bf

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>>11001282
Drugs and alcohol

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>>10999388

>>11001282
Good god those thighs..

>>11000718
Researching how to debind weebshit to get better scans. I think I'll just cut the pages out.

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>>11001199
The furry community kinda started drawing my characters in lewd situations that I didn't entirely want. It became uncomfortable, and most images are now hidden.

>>11003212
the "furry community"? and you asked them not to?

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>>11003301
I asked them not to, yes.

The furry community pertains to a good number of people that derived from FA, a site where I had the tendency to avoid. One of said images involved me fucking their Turian OC. I'm not as nettled in comparison to before, but I'll ease off of the attitude.

>>11003606
That's weird to get so much unwanted fanarr then, especially of such a random oc...

>tfw nobody picked up the greentext
Why try :(

>>11003606
I can see how that would be distressing, flattering but distressing.
Understandable for someone if you've asked and it continued.

>>11004763
Which??

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>more Slack-Wyrm

>>11004789
See >>11000303

>>11004813
OMG it's Hitler's dog!

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>>11004813
>politics again

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hey baby. u feelin frisky? ᕦ (ᴗ) ᕤ

>>11004763
>>11005044
It's poor form to take someone's writing over desu even with permission

>>11005684
No I'm the writefag, asking someone to do it. Fuck tradition, I don't want to run the risk of producing trash when there are better greentext writers on standby.

>>11005819
no you donut understand

>>11005652
What was her name and the show she was from?

>>11005860
Yumi from "Yaki and Yumi"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5J8cJfRBWk&t=251s

>>11007367
>chubby gator

more. now.

>>11007367
So cute

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I feel awful tonight.

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>>11008135
Why?

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>>11008238
Just one of those days, I guess.

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>>11008415
Okay then. I hope you feel better.

>>11010725

Best mango.

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>>11008415
Have you prayed to Raptor Jesus today, anon?

He went extinct for your sins, y'know.

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>Ravioloi ravioli
>Give me the scalyoli.
What's your favourite hot sauce, /scaly/? Pic is mine.

>>11013122
Call me scrub tier but the sweetness of sriracha just keeps me in love with it.

>>11013122
I had two that were pretty good from this glorified foodtruck burrito place. They never listed it as available, you had to ask for them specifically. The 2nd hottest they had was called The Anal Bleeder (it is true to its name)
The hottest they called Satan's Blood, which unlike most extreme hot sauces, tasted fantastic for the few seconds you could still taste.

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>>11013122
>>11013321
but my most common sauce is Tapatio

Man, I wish Slypon focused on dragon's burn, not that pony shit.

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>Visit /vg/.
>Falseflagging, shitposting, and console wars galore.
Someone tried to tell me the majority of competitive fighting games were 30fps.

>>11013663
Someone told me 30fps was unbearable.

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>>11013663
MHW really did a number on them
I'm very excite for World

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God, i've been doing nothing but playing Dark Souls in my free time for the past few weeks
I'm so damn burnt out but I have no strong desire to play anything else.
Wake me up inside

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>>11013727
I was talking about /fhg/ but there was an equal amount of 30fps shitposting in /mhg/.

>>11013681
In a fighting game? Absolutely.
Other genres? Eh whatever, just don't tie physics to framerate.

>>11013896
To be fair, a stable 30 fps would be a massive improvement for Monster Hunter.

>>11013804
I never got around to finishing the first game. First playthrough I beat O&S, then wanted to retry in a second that was probably sometime before Sen's Funhouse. Constant Anal Rodeo invasions really slowed down the former.

>>11013982
I remember Gen being relatively stable for the most part, but visually the game had other problems.

>>11013896
What? No someone told me 30fps was an unbearable framerate in any game.
Yes, that was over /vg/ earlier today I'm officially giving up on a certain general that used to be very dear to me. It's exactly what you described.

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>>11013982
>4U ran 40-50 on N3DS.
>X got 30 locked with worse lighting, textures, and shadows in favor of completely unnecessary particle effects.
It still hurts a little, here's hoping for a good PC port for World.

>>11014077
I understand, I was just saying that in certain genre's 30fps is indeed unbearable. But most games are slow enough for it not to matter outside of visual fidelity.

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>>11014143
Don't forget the texture filtering, in motion the ground in Gen looks like complete ass and I'm surprised rarely anyone ever brings that up, it's a lot more prominent on volcano maps.

>>11014143
4U dropped under 30 often in the N3DS

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>>11014260
I forgot about that. On every map you could see that little circle around you loading in the textures, but on volcano you could see all of them clear as day.
Also this "HD reskin."

>>11014340
You're right, most obvious in online.
X had drops as well, mainly on the o3ds.
Sucks that both games were so unstable, I've had Tama's spin finisher drop me to 15 multiple times.

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>>11014143
>exterior balls yet slit for the penis
This mesmerizes me. Anyone got more of the same?

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>>11013122
Baby tier but Tobasco is always a favorite of mine. Though I am growing some Ghost Peppers to make my own sauce.

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>>11014659
I was growing ghost peppers once. Sadly I had to leave home for a few months and couldn't water them and they died.

I was going to dry them out, grind them into a powder, and mix them with chocolate and stuff to make a Hershey Kisses lookalike called MasoKiss (because you'd have to love pain to enjoy these chocolates) then give them away

>>11014902
oh and the adventures of snek waifu continue

>>11013272
Sriracha is too bad for good food, but it makes any bad food, no matter how bad, edible.

>>11000303
I will make an attempt.

>>11014902
>that skellyington

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>>11014641

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>>11014641
Here

>>11016984
It must be Red Skeleton, the class clown

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I need to make love to such a strong,beautiful and cuddleable dragon.

>>11018162
>>11018152
Okay you Sadistic shithead. YOU NEED SOME HELP in youre head. Youre the sick one here. wishing us the death you Idiot. AND BYE A FUCKING GLASS. WHY DO YOU THING I PUT A FUCKING WARNING INTO THE BEGINNING YOU RETARTED SHITPILE.

>>11018658
what?

>>11018947
You subhuman faggot. You literal retard.
How dare you speak, you swarthy, oily nerd. How dare you open your disgusting, rim encrusted, rotten fish smelling mouth.
You are human trash. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your 'hobby' offers no hope to the world that your community can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the basement you came out of, you literal subhuman.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some animals, as is in the furries nature. It would still be the only pussy you ever had. Give Adam and Jimmy a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Furries obsession with sexualizing animal characters is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only thing you're even mediocre at in your pitiful, worthless life. The degenerate sentiment in the average furry is both an early warning sign of autism in teenagers, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your cheeto dust covered fingers off of your keyboard, and never talk to the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor. No amount of education and rehabilitation will ever make you normal. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of talking animals.
You faggot.
You make 9gag look like a beacon of civilization.
Die, 'furry'. No one would miss you. Except for the bronies, who now would have no one to make them look good.

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>>11019021

>>11017115
>>11017140
>erect
Eh, thanks regardless

>>11014902
Source?

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Ur going down furfags!!
>:((((((

>>11020898
Okay you Sadistic shithead. YOU NEED SOME HELP in youre head. Youre the sick one here. wishing us the death you Idiot. AND BYE A FUCKING GLASS. WHY DO YOU THING I PUT A FUCKING WARNING INTO THE BEGINNING YOU RETARTED SHITPILE.

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>>11020912

>>11020936
Youre the sick one here. YOU NEED SOME HELP in youre head. wishing us the death you Idiot. WHY DO YOU THING I PUT A FUCKING WARNING INTO THE BEGINNING YOU RETARTED SHITPILE. AND BYE A FUCKING GLASS.

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>>11020950

>>11019878
>GW2 has mounts now.
Yo what the fuck?
>A second expansion.
Well good for them.

>>11019878
>Make a raptor mount
>make it act like a dog

Why?

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>>11021307
What's weirder is that raptors in the GW universe were heavily feathered before the first expansion.

>>11021323
Of guild wars 2*

Dylan hasn't been the same since he had that stroke. He isn't even making coherent sentences any more.

>>11021332
Remember when he said he'd probably die during his last attempt of destroying us? He survived, but not without some brain damage.

>>11021356
Hand it over! That thing!
Your memes!!!
xDDDDD yeet
>:(((((

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Alright /scaly/, Malygos, Nozdormu, Alexstrasza, Ysera, or Neltharion?

>>11013344
I wanna see what's under the towel

>>11021618
How about a dragon that doesn't have a "transforms into a human" cop out.

>>11021671

Neltharion didn't AFAIK.

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>>11018513
>>11018498
>>11018162
>>11018152
Something tells me you like big butts anon. Am I right?

>>11021618
I will be boring and say Alexstrasza, although this is a nice group art.

>>10987671
Her gash is a little small, but damn if I don't want her.
>ywn be taken by an evil Dragon sorceress
Sadness

>>11022105

Alexstraza doesn't sound boring desu. She seems like she would be a loving wife who would bear many clutches. She is the life binder after all.

I'd honestly go with Kalecgos, just because Malygos kind of got a little too jealous of people using magic.

>>11020135
4chan.org

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>>11021641

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>>11022779

>>11013804
>"you seem tired. want me to rub your feet?"
>pic related happens

>>11022428
No you stupid double nigger, source of the image originally.

Can someone point me to where >>11014902
>>10999622
Come from?

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>>11021065

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>>11024072

The source is 4chan. Believe it or not, sometimes artists post on this site anonymously. Sometimes, they do so in threads specifically for drawing. We call these "drawthreads." Now you know. And knowing is half the battle!

The other half is lurking more, faggot.

>>11024072
You must be new here.
Here's a protip: If you can't find the source, and ask for it, don't fucking whine when you don't like the source.

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>>11021886

I approve of this!

>getting kids hooked on scalies FTW!

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>>10986923
>>10987041
>>10987523

Midir is so much sexier than Kalameet. Calves for days.

>>11021618
>Neltharion

What is he like? No, I mean before he was Deathwing, what was Neltharion like, what did he think of mortals? Do you know?

I'm curious.

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>A niece of mine posted on facebook a short vid titled "Who remembers using cast iron pans? Share if you do!"
What the fuck? Am I getting so old that using cast iron pans is unusual? Christ, kids these days.

>>11025265
If you're that old you must have met the actual dinosaurs.
You lucky bastard...

>>11025305
Nice joke, I remember my first beer!

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Rathian x Rathalos x Hunter threesome green when?

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I'd do so many things to this cutie.

>>11024557
>still no porn

>>11025313
Was your first beer the first beer?

>>10992778
we need more stick

>>11024072
well,
>>10999622 is from https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10985377

You'll have to search desuarchive for the /scaly/ thread that >>11014902 was first posted.

Besides the one from the OC drawthread, the rest of snek nerd is from this general

>>11026247
>dark souls has all sorts of cool monster and dragon designs
>99% of the fanart is of the "knight" and random human characters

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>>11025265
I've started getting a lot of customers born in 1999 coming in for contracts. It's freaking me the fuck out knowing these people probably never heard the dial-up noise.

>>11025265
Fucking no, it's not. Lodge is alive and well as are other mfgrs I can't be arsed to remember. I'm sorry to break the news, anon, but your niece is an idiot.

>>11028041
Considering her mother, i already knew that
Kids just dont cook for themselves probably or just use a microwave and nothing else

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>>11026377

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>>11028195

her eyes freak me out

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>>11028190
I am in my 20s and it worries me that sometimes i feel like one of the few people who actually cook on a regular basis. /ck/ doesn't give me any hope either as half of the threads are about junk food or fucking monster drinks

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Cornflakes is turning into a meme.

A VERY BAD MEME.

>>11028231
I know that feel but i know enough people at my job who do cook pretty often. If anything, I'm the lazy one desu
>/ck/ doesn't give me any hope either as half of the threads are about junk food or fucking monster drinks
That board was nice once, it was actually a useful source of info.
At least there's still /fit/

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>>11028289
Is it a meme if I find her genuinely attractive

>>11028336
I feel like /ck/ is just non stop shit flinging but that can be said for a lot of 4chan boards
>at least there's still /fit/
your joking right?

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>>11028349

Yes, and that also makes you a meme. Cornflakes is as bad as Tamamitakeunirune!

>>11028041
I just got a Lodge cast iron pan yesterday, and used it today. It's heavy as fuck but it was inexplicably fun to use and I can't wait to use it again. There's something fun about using a tool that's just a massive hunk of blackened metal.

Cornflakes is just an obscenely exaggerated human form, weak design t b h

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>>11028391
Well then I accept my meme fate

Here is some more cornflakes!

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>>11028469

The worst thing about Cornflakes is that it's supposed to be female, but is completely flatchested!

If Cornflakes had any type of rack -- even A cups -- I wouldn't be complaining!

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>>11028440

>>11028534
I don't know if you're joking m8 but none of the posted pictures of the monstrosity can be considered "flat".

>>11028534
It's a reptile anon. Reptiles don't have tits. You should accept fact that most people want to fap to reptiles, not some weird mutations.

>>11028410
Cast iron is objectively the best type of cooking appliance
How can teflon even compete?

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>>11028614

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>>11028433
Its actually quite unique and creative compared to most snek ocs
Pic related

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>>11028638
This again? For the trillionth time, different strokes for different folks. Some like tiddy reptiles, some don't. Just post what you like. Simple.

For rizzle my nizzles, /scaly/,for just this once can we not shiggy the diggy?

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>>11028702
Just say no to lizards with boobs.

STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE

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>>11028732

Fuck off, realismfag!

Lizzers + Boobs = :) and fun for everybody!

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>>11022105

Not him, but I like big red dragon butts. A shame more people don't like drawing Alex's.

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>>11028702
I like how posting narse in these threads always gets someone assblasted.

Alternatively, I find it hard to believe some anons don't like pic related, but it's opinions, so whatever.

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>>11028955
>Down syndrome version

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>>11028955

I like it enough, but it's too humanoid and objectively way too airbrushed.

>tfw no scaly milf to cuddle with and keep warm

>>11028955
Maybe, just maybe it's because people who have posted Narse before have always been huge shitposters in this general, and/or shilling BD as well

>>11028988
Shit, thanks Anon.
Fuck Captcha

>>11029278
I thought that was really only the case on /v/, but fair enough

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>>11028702
>replying like this when the original reply was the one mad at not having tits
Usually this argument is dumb but he didn't start it

>>11025265
Cast iron is the shit.

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All this cast iron pot and /ck/ talk is making me hungry.

What's for dinner, /scaly/?

>>11028231
Really? I haven't been there in a year at least but I remember people at least were cooking back then rather than "hurr do I micky d's or KFC 2nite, wat do /ck/??"

>>11028469
i love this creature

>>11028702
Anon, it's not me being mad about somebody taste. It just pointing that many and from what i see majority of the people here prefer flat chested, normal reptiles, original poster shouldn't act like a faggot.

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>>11028732

>>11030215
>majority of the people here prefer flat chested
talk for yourself anon...

>>11030464
Yeah, for real. Lizard tits are best tits.

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>>11030215
You know why you think that? Because dumbasses like you never stop complaining.
Contribute for once.

>>11030507
Sometimes I can like no tits lizard but it needs to look femenine and not like a male chest (also have a slender body or a feral looking one)... the thing is people sometimes think their tastes are "the majority"... it's not

>>11030526
I will now buy your game.png

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>>11014641
I got just the thing, anon.
>tfw it will never be finished

>>11031158
It wasnt that good
It was a good idea but it was doomed from the start by being a story born from a simple fetish greentext.

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>>11030436
I can't believe that you didn't do this

>>11031543
I didn't edit it, I saved it off of someplace like a year or two ago.

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>>11029586
Rolling hard with my iron skillet set and dutch oven

I feel like drawing one picture and one picture only. First reply gets it. I'll draw whatever you want

>>11031688
Draw a scalie of your choice (lizard, croc, dragon, whatever) staring at a table

>>11031732
lol okay

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>almost zero scaly artists ever bother to draw fanart or porn of Bahamut outside commissions
>furry artists tend to draw Freya, Red XIII, or Kimahri without even being commissioned to do it

Why is this?

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>>11031688

Listen to >>11031852 and draw Bahamut staring at a table

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>>11031732
Okay here's what I came up with.

If you guys really want a Bahamut picture I suppose I could draw one. I haven't done a good serious picture in a few months.

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>>11032266
Didn't meant to make that transparent

Daily reminder you will never hug a friendly and helpful Nurse Shark girl

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Someone made a thing, and I updated the resources pastebin with it.

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>>11034079
I am too big of a lazyass to do twitter/tumblr most of the time.

>>11035801
I wonder how does her poison taste like?

>>11013804
Play Divinity Original Sin 2. It has scaly waifus.

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>>11036127
Ask Rathalos

>>11036224
Not out yet.

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Pictured: All the faggots in this thread.
Get a life you degenerate faggots.

>>11025181

Well considering he was the earth warden I feel like he would want to protect them.

>>11037365
These pairings make me wonder if Mizu is genderbent or if it's simply gay.

But then, if those doujins are to be taken as the norm it's always female in all but name.

scalybump

>>11037454
Presumably genderbent, there's no specific name for a female tama, the distinction is supposed to be that females have less vibrant colors.

>>11037272
>Makes no attempt to deform the couch where she sits
>Doesn't light the original shot for stronger shadows, thus making integration easier on himself.
>Makes no attempt to emulate the graininess of the captured image to the render, making it stand out more.
>Does make a attempt at matching lighting (Cream of seat being reflected on bottom of leg.) but colours still stand out far too much compared to everything else in the shot.
Pleb tier forever alone. Doesn't help that he uses the CharleyFox/LittleDragon (Daz) Krystal, which gets used for almost literally every fan made Krystal image ever.

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Why is this dragon so bloody attractive?

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>>11038304
It needs a bloody bath.

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>>11038324
Leave Miles alone.

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I'm so lonely... It's ok.

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>Only just noticed the bump limit

Welp, what's a good topic for the next thread?

>>11038749
Anon, my son, you are an on /scaly/ now. You have to choose. Do you want your scaly waifu to be majestic dragon full of beauty or weird mutation anthro dragon with oversized raptilian tits and rainbow hair and shitload of piercings.

Basically do you prefer anthro or feral.

New thread.

>>11038954
>>11038954
>>11038954