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ERP Thread Summer Mansion Party >>10978642 >>10978642

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ERP Thread
Summer Mansion Party

>>10978642
>>10978642

>Garbage, that’s what most of this year had been. Mad scientists trying to take over /ERP/ city, shit post lines backed up, non-stop cock blocks on every street. It was with great relief then that the summer arrived in relative peace. As a thank you for the hard work of all the citizens of /ERP/ in rebuilding the city, the mayor opened his sprawling mansion to a select few. Unfortunately, the rest of the city didn’t get the memo. A great swell of young men and women alike assaulted the front gates, the iron bars giving way to the incredible horde of party goers.

>A stampede of bikinis and swim trunks rushed through the mansion, making for the small lake of a pool on the Mansion grounds. Several people dived in immediately, a few even surfaced without the swim gear they had jumped in with! A pair of breasts popping out of the water here, a submerged cock there, the top of a swimsuit idling floating by. It wasn’t long before the alcohol and cramped swimming space took their effect. Even in such a massive pool, space was at a premium. Perfect strangers found their bodies pressed together without any relief. A few perverts took to roaming the pool, groping their way through the crowds.

>Some of the more adventures amongst the throng slid their trunks aside, grinding up against whatever hot young thing got splashed into their lap.The mayor had taken offense to all this of course. It wasn’t until he discovered several, soaking wet individuals, passing his head made between them, that the mayor drew the line. The party goers hung him by his pants from a garden statue for his troubles. The day winds on, the party gets louder, and no one is going home dry tonight!
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>>10984338
Shit thread.
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H絵帆ドI積ん落っJアパねせけボアΙアン屁ANYTHINGの!
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>>10984331
Eh, still bed ridden due to getting sick.

Bored out of my god damn mind.

Saw you added another card to your list. Something new you wanted to try out?
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Does this place have a Slip 'n' Slide?
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>>10984395
>I wanted a goth girl. So now I got a goth girl
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It sure is lively around here. How nice of Master to invite me!
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>takes a giant shit in the pool
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>>10984514
>Pisses on
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hi ____
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>>10984457
Oh gotcha. Well I'm off for a nap. Mind if I get one last pic of Saki for the road?
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>>10984561
Definitely Morrigan
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>>10984561
Me!
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>>10984514
And who are you, and who is your master?
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Cards?
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>>10984611
Rest well
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>>10984643
Me? I'm Midare! And Master is Master, obviously!
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>>10984698
Eh, I've done enough with traps this week. Good luck Midare
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>>10984649
Might as well.
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God this theme is so shit.
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>>10984707
Thank you~. Bye bye!
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>>10984649

UNO! What, we're playing UNO, right?
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>>10984730
Actually fucking cringed.
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>>10984730
>same character 4 times over
*sarcastic clapping* wow man bravo gr8 job
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>>10984795
That's ok. I'm having fun.

>>10984795
Huh... I think I see what you mean.
To be honest, I kinda made the card with those characters in order for it to not have only 2 slots filled and those were the few characters I have a good grasp on and a decent amount of pictures in my folder.
That being said, I plan to add some girls as well, so, there's that.
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>>10984649
My boys team liquid are being stomped. Sooo have a card.
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Can we all agree letting Ainz make theme threads again was a mistake?
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>>10984862
you'd do better in HG
go (back) there
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>>10984862
Woops

>>10984778
That's ok. I'm having fun.*
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>>10984884
Agreed.
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>>10984884
>Can we all agree making theme threads again was a mistake?
ftfy
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>>10984884
Yeah
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>>10984359
>>10984746
>>10984884
Same fag check
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>>10984884
Not really, whether there's a theme thread or not doesn't change the fact that there's barely anyone here anymore.
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>>10984884
I DISAGREE!
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Woo hoo!

>cannonballs into the deep end
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>>10984884
Theme threads are great. It's not his fault there's absolutely no one to take advantage of them
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>>10984884
It worked back then because this place was ERP not shitpost general. Everyone of weight has quit or waits until peak hour to post so we're left with DMG being the only poster most of the day and shitty anons.
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>>10984972
>>10984941
>>10984884
Sucking on a literal boner.
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>>10984750
Midare you still here?
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>Pool summer theme #578

Honestly this is the only thing I have against it

Where's my UFO theme, my carnival theme, my NASCAR racing theme?
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>>10985014
No one wants those and it's hard to make a theme that any possible character can stumble into.
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>>10985014
He asked thread and this is what people wanted. But I do have to say. Summer Carnival sounds awesome.. it gives me a reason to bust out the clown.
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>>10985014
Tell me right now how you start a scene with the last one
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>a young anon on a bicycle enters the thread. Nothing unusual about that aside from him being dressed as a courier. He entered the grounds of the mansion and consulted an electronic device of sorts before blowing a whistle to get anyone's attention.
Excuse me. I have a delivery.
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>>10985009
Sure am!
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>>10985041
>Out of the corner of his eye the gates of the mansion shakes to get his attention. On the other side a blue and pink dressed mage, waving at him with a wide smile
Who the package for cupcake?
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>>10985041
>punches in the face
>steals package
Thanks bitch
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>>10985031
>Avatar prepares for her big race, stumbling around to shake the nerves off, as a long-time fanatic approaches her to sooth her worries.

Or

>Avatar sits down on her VIP seat, next to a blushing Anon. The two enjoy the show and a little more.

Or

>Anon sneaks inside one of the contestants vehicles and is mistaken as the actual rider, while the Avatar who was actually the rider has to sit in between Anon's legs to co-operatively compete
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>>10985041
Is it my giant inflatable Orca?
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>>10985057
Anything you in the mood for?
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>>10985085
Yeah but see here's the problem with all of these

there's no avatars
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>>10985069
>He's notices the beautiful mage and smiles back at her before consulting his tracking device.
Afternoon, ma'am. I have a delivery for this address. Somebody placed an order for liquor, sex toys, lubricant, and male enhancement pills. Sign here, please.
>presents an electronic tablet of sorts and a stylus
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>>10985192
Yeaaaaah, that's us!
... NOT ME. Just.. party tonight..
>With sweat dropping down her brow she snatches the tablet and scribbles her name "Mana: Dark Magician Girl"
... You wanna join the party cutie pie? I still don't gotta date~
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>>10985119
Well, I'm here but now my internet isn't...
How frustrating! I'm sorry, Master...
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>write an opener
>only ava that replies is DMG
On a scale of 1 to 10, how crushed would you be?
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>>10985273
Giant futa sister levels of crushed
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>>10985273
On the same plane as being run over by a steam roller.
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>>10985273
Shinra tensei levels of crushed.
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>>10985273
He got 100% of the avas that are posting, I wish I could manage that
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>>10985233

>pops his head out of the water

Is that the soda?
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>>10985273
Getting a shitty theme called out crushed
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>>10984867
Team Liquid is getting fucked harder than I want Saki to fuck me
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>>10985240
It's okay hun' not your fault. You wanna put us having a bit of summer fun off until your internet gets better?
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>>10985273
Blow me~

>>10985310
Unless you're mixing your booze with lube it ain't.

>>10985325
MY BROS </3
It's because they got their Lich stolen.
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>>10985233
>the young courier retrieves the tablet from DMG and presses the screen in a few areas
I probably shouldn't. Oh, why not? This is the only load I'm handling today. Let me just give you your order.
>he spoke into a radio
Bring it in.
>out of nowhere a helicopter appeared with a very large wooden crate and set it gently on the grounds of the mansion. The cables disconnected from the crate allowing all four sides of the crate to fall to the ground revealing the booze, sex toys, lube and male enhancement pills.
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>>10985372

Crap. I'm thirsty...
>dips half his face underwater and grumpily blows a few bubbles
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>>10985372
If they keep doing dirty stuff like what just happened, they might still pull it back. It's not as hopeless as I thought it was.
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>>10985396
>Staring at the crate that just landed next to her for a long moment she was silent. Blinking a few times before cupping her hands around her mouth
YO BONES. YOUR SHIT IS HERE.
>Turning back to the anon she unlocked the gate, letting him stroll in.
Pools in the back, what's your name by the by cupcake?

>>10985447
... DRINK THE WATER STUPID.

>>10985459
It's only game one. IT'S FINE.
TEAM JUICE CAN BRING IT BACK
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>>10985472

>raises his head back up and shouts
Ain't ya never heard of chlorine?!?
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>>10985472
40 to 12 and they still refuse to die. I'm going to have a heart attack if this goes on
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>>10985472
>he walked past the gate all smiles
Just call me A.C. It's a pool party? Darn, I don't have a bathing suit, ma'am.
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>>10985333
Mm, well, it's better now but I'm sure it'd be annoying if it started acting up again..
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>>10985502
SHUT UP AND DRINK THE WATER

>>10985525
>THAT FINAL FIGHT

>>10985553
AC? I like it! And don't worry. Ever heard of skinny dipping?~
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>>10985582

>scoops up some in his mouth and spits it at her
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>>10985582
I WAS LOSING MY MIND
THEY FOUGHT SO HARD
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>>10985582
>he looks at her mildly confused
Skinny dipping...? Is that where you swim...naked?
>he paused nervously at the vword naked
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>>10985301
But there's one other ava posting, and she's 100 miles better than DMG.
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>>10985663
Don't be a dick anon.
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>>10985592
>Somehow, even if she wasn't in the pool she spits water back at the anon.

>>10985611
FUCKING FEED CONTROL GOTTA CALM DOWN.

>>10985618
YUP! In the nude! Don't worry there'll be a bunch of other people doing it.
Annnnd if you do it I'll get naked with you~
Or I could just magic you a swim suit.. but trust me you don't want me dressing you.
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>>10984884
I think they're an okay idea, just an awkward timing. Like I get trying to get the Europeans in on it as well, but still
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Oh, swimsuits.
I like this uniform more.
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>>10985820
You must be one of those samefags what hates Ainz.
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>>10985785
He's pretty reasonable, we could probably convince him to switch back to 6 or something
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>>10985744
This next game is going to take years off of my god damn life. Less time to appreciate Saki but I'm willing to take the hit.
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>>10985820
Oh, right when I was about to see if you were around.
Turns out I didn't get the good rest like I wanted.
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>>10985845
Aren't we all?
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>>10985862
>Lich
>Earthshaker
>Al the chemist
This is Me:The team
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>>10985884
No, no, no! Everyone here loves Ainz.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!? <3
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>>10985904
Fuck no
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>>10985918
Oh, I see you're one of those people who likes being shot!
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>>10985744
>AC thought about it for a second.
Okay! If everyone else is naked it shouldn't be a problem.
>he began removing his uniform in front of DMG. Shirt, shoes, pants, socks and underwear. He sets everything in a neat pile before looking at the dark magician girl.
Your turn!
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>>10985881
That's no good. Do you need to sleep on my lap?
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>>10985930
A deal's a deal!
>She says before snapping her fingers, removing her entire outfit aside from her hat, her big bouncy chest exposed for all to see, the big inverted nipples nice big and pink, her little slit hiding between her thick thighs.
Like what you see AC?~
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>>10985925
Don't get too close or you might get shot.
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>>10985971
That'd be way better than crawling back into the bed. Just to make sure, this isn't some trick where you use wording to bait me or something, right?
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>>10985995
>>10985995
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>>10986024
>tfw someone gets my ebin reference
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Just got back from the worst fucking meal I've ever had in my unlife, you kids have fun or I'll dump a plague in the pool.
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>>10985995
>his eyes grew wide as he took in her body, the flawless pale skin highlighted by areas of pink. He could already feel himself getting hard. Who wouldn't?
Yes. Yes, ma'am. I like it. I like it a lot!
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>>10985895
This is immediately going better than before. I'm getting gitty watching this
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>>10986017
You took a look at the previous thread? I was in a hurry and teasing a bit like I had said. I wonder where that shy anon went, I would apologize to him if he was around.
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>>10986188
>shy anon
That narrows it down...
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>>10986091
I see can that!
>She squats in front of him, poking at his slowly growing erect cock, her soft giggles as she toys with his sensitive cock.
Looks like someone is excited! You just wanna cut right to the fun don't cha?

>>10986142
>AL
>THE
>CHEMIST
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>>10985995
JUST MY LUCK
WHERE THE FUCK
IS THE COCK
YOU REALLY SUCK
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>>10986188
Just a bit of a peek, it was pretty funny to watch. I'm sure he'll understand if he sees your post, you'd have to be heartless not to accept a cute girl's apology.
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>>10986188
I-I'm around. I wasn't expecting you to come back so soon.
>He tosses back her shirt. Hey, he didn't stain it, impressive.
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>>10986212
>AC felt a shiver as she poked his rapidly hardening cock. He was a little nervous about this turn of events.
Yes! No! I mean...I've never done this before.
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WHY AC?
I CAN'T KEEP COOL AND FUCK AROUNDI IF I KEEP IMAGINING DMG TRYING TO FUCK AN AIR CONDITIONER
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>>10986212
Hold me. I'm going to feint. I haven't stopped shaking since this game started. I didn't know a game of Dota could get me so excited before
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>>10986298
>Her face lights up like a summer time firework shot, smiling ear to ear as she stared him down. Almost shouting her reply
A VIRGIN? YOU'RE A VIRGIN?
>She giggled like a mad woman as her pokes become a full hand grasp over his hardening mass, tugging and stroking it again and again, giving herself the mission to make his cock fully erect
Now I NEED this! Do you want to try your best ontop of me or do you want Mama DMG to do all the work?
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>>10986357
>I didn't know a game of Dota could get me so excited before
This nigga, never seen the 6 MILLION DOLLAR DUNK
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>>10986296
Oh, you've been good. I didn't expect you to still be trustful. Maybe you are just very horny though.
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>>10986375
I SAW THAT DUNK! My jaw hit the floor but this entire match has just had my heart racing and head throbbing. And there's still 1 more game to go!
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>>10986449
I didn't exactly want to cum on your uniform
>His eyes look away, which mostly turns to him staring at her legs.
Are you actually going to do things l-like letting us punish you this time or is it more teasing?
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>>10986366
>he tried to maintain his composure as he felt her hand wrap around his cock with a vise-like grip.
Please do it, Mama!
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>>10986375
>6 MILLION DOLLAR DUNK
>googled this
I think I know how Fry felt when he watched Blernsball.
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>>10986577
>when the multiblern hits just right
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>>10986188
Oh right, is it too late to rest on your lap? I am feeling pretty wiped.
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>>10986547
>Giggling once again she roughly pushed the worried little virgin to a wall, pressing a hand over his head and even licking her lips as she stared him down, a hand on his cock as she stroked it a few more times to toy with him before overshadowing him, pressing her massive chest to his face, smothering him in the valley of tit flesh as she denies him even seeing his cock slip right into his first cunt, filling her insides in one little push.
Awh~ How does that feel?~

>>10986577
>Team was trying to fight Rosh. Big Boss on the map. If they kill him they get an item that lets the holder respawn if dead within like two seconds. Huge advantage. Earthshaker's ult is a big slam, and if it hits more than one person it goes off again.
He jumped in the middle of them and hit them ALL. Crushing them.
That was the final match of the Internationals. That one play won them 6 million dollars.
IT'S A DISASTER!
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>>10986496
How did you want to punish me, cute boy?
>>10986645
No, of course, lap pillow is still up.
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>>10986656
Mmfph...
>It was hard to answer her as his face was smothered under the pair of tits to smother him. He took in the scent of her warm flesh and licked her nipples as he felt himself enter her hot, wet cunt. He had no control and he liked it.
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>>10986705
I think you should give me titjob you promised me with to start. I-if you're kissing my cock it's hard to keep teasing.
>He would probably settle for less if she sold him on it. The CuteAnon seemed fairly weak willed, even being mocked by his narrator.
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Where my lurkers at?
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>>10986744
I'm waiting to be a little more awake before writing an opener
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>>10986705
Great! I really appreciate it.
>Wasting no more time, he lowers himself to the ground until he's supported only by his elbow and gently places his on her plush thighs.
Mm, feels better than my pillow already. Never knew why sleeping was so hard.
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Geez, you guys sure are rowdy.
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First time. I could play pretty much anything you want me to as long as you explain it. I may be tongue-in-cheek. I'm pretty literate. My Discord is here https://pastebin.com/GnVS25eK
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>>10986827
Geez, you sure are cute.
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>>10986744
I can't even play until Sunday afternoon because I'm working the night shift tonight and the day shift tomorrow. I hate missing the theme threads.
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>>10986740
>With a wide spread of legs on either side of him she slowly grinds side to side, letting his cock feel every inch of her warm insides, letting him pump away into her.
Come on honey, hump away, I'm here to make you feel good~ Let loose
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>>10986849
What are you into? Both fetish-wise and char-wise.
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>>10986656
>Sub 7 minutes
>2 Towers down
>Still pushing
Liquid is going to take this. I'm tearing up.
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>>10986849
Geez, I have questions now...
What are you into? What do you like to play? Any preferences?
Is that a bunny girl? Do you have a card? Have you played any specific character before?
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>>10986849
How about chicken chan or Wii fit trainer?
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>>10986889
>he reached out with his hands and placed them on her hips. Once he had a good grip he began to push his hips upwards thrusting deep in the dark magician girl. After a while his hands slid to her butt.
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>>10986741
That? My chest is still developing, do you think it would feel good to you? Can you punish me properly through that?
>>10986796
I'm glad to hear that. Close your eyes and rest all you want okay?
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>>10987082
Your chest is almost a D cup. Just take off your top and bra and get down there, I think it'll be punishment enough.
>Oh ho ho, was she trying to get something more severe? Did she really want this cuteanon's teeth? He could probably think of something harder if she keeps pushing.
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>>10987000
I'm not a Nintendo person.
>>10986917
>>10986903
I have an anime list which I'm pretty sure I can play anything from (as well as some Western media), but I thought that we could just have generic roles and a situation and go from there.
I said that I may be tongue-in-cheek because my only experience in something related to this is writing maximum-length Steam comments describing a loli masturbating or whatever, though I guess if I were to be that way it'd be with extreme fetishes. I'm fine with most things as long as they aren't extreme, but my preferences lie in things like enuresis and such humiliating acts.
I would enjoy dominant and submissive roles, but I prefer submissive. I wouldn't mind faux-switching.
Also, I haven't played any character before, since this is my first time.
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>>10987150
What would your type be then?

Got any fetishes?
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>>10987082
Yes ma'am. Nothing like being lazy on a Saturday, I say.
>Although he's closed his eyes and wants to drift off to sleep, he can't help but talk a little more.
You know..if I turned my head at the right angle, I could see your panties.
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>>10987150
>enuresis
...Bed wetting?
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>>10987150
That list of anime and western media might help a lot.
From my experience around here, people work better if they have things to choose from, or they have a clear basic idea of what you're into.
Also, welcome to the thread! Hope you have fun!
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>>10985560
Damn, now my internet started to fuck up. You still here by chance?
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>>10986889
Miss I have been a very naughty boy. I need to be punished.
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It's way too hot today. I need a drink. And a shower. And lewds. In no particular order.
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>>10987332
(What kind of lewds anon?)
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>>10987204
I don't even know what you mean by type here. The first result suggested what kind of situation it would be. I'm fine with any no matter how fantastic, if that's what you meant.
As for fetishes...
>>10987254
Doesn't have to be a bed. It could be a situation where incontinence gets the better of me. I quite like body fluids. Blood, semen etc. However, I hate shit.
Bondage is fine by me as well as moderate violence, so long as there's a good size difference to justify it.
>>10987289
For Western media, I quite like Steven Universe, but I really hope nobody chooses that.
Here is my anime list https://myanimelist.net/profile/wanke
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>>10987127
Oh, I'm not wearing a bra under it actually, can you feel it?
>Komaru got down like he asked, and pushed her clothed chest against his lap
You are very cute when you try to act though, you know?
>>10987250
Hey, how do you know that? Don't look!
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>>10987350
diff anon but Necro lewds are always welcomed
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>>10987016
(Sorry for delay!)

>Every touch, squeeze, even just holding her plush butt and her wide hips were soft as a pillow, her wobbly flesh bouncing about as she shook her hips side to side, stroking his hair as she pushed forward in him she swallowed his member with her lower hips in her warm loving embrace

>>10987315
What you do little man?
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>>10987360
I-I can now
>Cuteanon couldn't deny that her chest felt far to soft against his crotch for there to be any kind of support there. His cock starts to grow as she pushes into him, and he keeps trying to act tough for her. He didn't realize she was patronizing him.
N-Now take out my cock, but you need to undo my pants with your teeth!
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>>10987356
>quite like steven universe
honey you got a storm comin
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>>10987386
(Delivering.)
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>>10987397
M-miss I watched you get undressed.
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>>10987360
I was watching your skirt and figured out it rides pretty low at your thighs. Besides, it's too tempting to not look!
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>>10987426
Mmm. Just what I wanted. Those balls look so delicious
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>>10987350
Oh hey! I'm the anon from last week who did the session with you about the swimsuits and then going to the pool. Considering this is coinciding with the theme of the thread, maybe we could continue where we left off?
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10889106/#10891535
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>>10987397
he ran zoodiacs at a locals
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>>10987438
You naughty little pervert! Well. What is your punishment?
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>>10987467
(They do look rather nice, don't they? Shouldn't leave the main attraction neglected for too long if you do hazard a taste.)
>>10987480
(Oh hi! Nice to see you again. I'd be fine with continuing if you are.)
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>>10987356
Hm... So, submissive is the way to go, but you don't dislike trying different stuff. You like a bit of humiliation and body fluids. Size difference is in there, too.
Your anime list is quite impressive. I got my eye on Boku no Hero, if you'd like to play any of the main female students like Tsuyu and Ochako, since people seem to enjoy those, and also Steins;Gate, for playing someone like Kurisu, on the more tsundere side.
As for Steven Universe, why do you hope people not choose that? You just like the show, but don't prefer RP-ing as the characters there or something like that?
Sorry for so many questions, by the way...
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first time, im a cute submissive femboy that looooves kissing and hugging~ add me on discord if u want to have a cute date~! c: rosie#0131
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>>10987543
I-I also touched myself and I came.
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>>10987563
Of course I'd make room for the main course. There's nothing better than feeling it squeeze down my throat and throbbing~
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>>10987563
Let me shower first. Yard work sucks. Do you want to do a starter (continuing starter?) or shall I write something after I get out?
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>>10987504
>ywn be raped by Drancia
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>>10987356
Hm, looks pretty interesting. Do you read/watch anything DC/Marvel by any chance on the western side?
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>>10987617
but my card waifus are yubel and harpie queen
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>>10987615
(If you could write something after you get out that'd be fantastic. Thank you.)
>>10987602
(Exactly. After you roll around those cum-filled nuts inside of your mouth, clearing away all the salty sweat and replacing it with your saliva, it'll be time to open wide and get right into trying to milk a fat load from that pulsating slab of cockmeat. Wrapping your lips around it as it throbs and leaks a near endless stream of delicious pre-cum right into your thirsty maw, her hips bucking forward and slowly inching her thick dick down your throat while her balls get ever closer to tapping against your chin.)
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>>10987638
>harpies
Fair taste, I'd be carried off by them too
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>>10987652
The pre-cum would make me dizzy with ecstasy. I wouldn't be able to control myself. I'd grab on to her plump ass and keep pulling that cock deeper down my throat with each thrust. Just waiting for my reward to come rushing down.
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>>10987627
No.
>>10987581
Steven Universe's characters are fairly nuanced such that it would be hard to try very weird shit without it feeling out-of-character. This is why I wanted generic characters rather than ones from shows. It's the same thing with anime.
In any case...
>>10986849
I have already started, so any adds will have to wait for another time.
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>>10987543
Naughty boys like me deserve spankings Miss.
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>>10987789
Write less
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>>10987703
(Good boy anon. You did work so very hard dragging your tongue all over those semen-weighed sacks of ball meat and even open wide enough to deepthroat that delicious pre-leaking dick with everything you had. Each time you plunged deeper and her hips surged forward to meet your nose you'd find your throat stretched to capacity just to take her girth all the way to the hilt, a sudden shiver of pleasure flowing through her erection the only warning you get before you're fed your reward. Heaping globs of creamy futa spunk splattering against the back of your esophagus and forcing you to swallow multiple mouthfuls of the viscous cock seed. Even if you did try to pull away she'd hold your head down just to feel what it's like to ejaculate while wrapped in a vice-tight throat, lightly humping as the nuts that are being drained continue to bunt against your chin as she orgasms. At the very last second of her orgasm she'd pull back just to give you the facial you so desperately deserve, wearing her spunk as a badge of honor as she looks down at your cum covered face.
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>>10987312
I'm still here but I'm afraid I can't play with Master now... Poo. It's like fate's trying to keep me apart from my master.
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>>10987860
Pull away? I'd press my own face against her pelvis even harder! Moaning and rocking my face side to side. Just taking in the pleasure of the meaty shaft as those balls emptied into me. Gulping down more and more of that lovely cream until she pulled away and covered my face in it. I'd be in complete, slutty bliss. I'd definitely already be asking for more!
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>>10987925
Not that guy, but frustrated Midare is cute.
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>>10987652
(Sure thing! I am so sorry about that, feeling a lot more refreshed.)
>>10891535
>The extremely snug bikini dug deeper into the boy's butt, the swimsuit a tad too small for his newly bloated frame and his slowly growing arousal. His erection was invisible to the naked eye but still made things much more troublesome for keeping decent. He pulled the wedgie out from his crack and shook his--or her, pregnant-looking tummy, watching it jiggle to and fro before blissfully sighing and looking back up to Necro.
"I'm as ready as I'll ever be in this outfit. I hope that no one notices something 'off' with me when we get there."
>The trip to the mansion itself was uneventful. A few tunes played on the radio and some pleasant discussions about nothing in particular killed time as they made their way to the parking section. He wasn't sure how Necro was feeling about being in public with so many people, but the boy felt a little embarrassed going in with such a huge gut. Standing up on his tippy-toes and looking up at Necro, he whispered into her ear.
"H-hey...this is kinda scary, all these people. Could you walk behind me or something?"
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>>10988057
Enjoying my frustration? How mean! Hmph.
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>>10988153
I can't help it. You're cute no matter what you're doing!
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>>10988009
(That's exactly what she'd like too. Having such an eager cockslut that wouldn't mind delving between her thighs and giving her dick the loving oral care it so desperately craves whenever she wants. With how feverishly you suck her off her fat cock will become a willing semen dispenser for you to drink from as you please, playing with her balls only increasing the amount of jizz she erupts with right down your throat each time she has another mind-melting orgasm.)
>>10988095
(No worries! I got a little busy too.)
>Despite having unloaded who knows how many pints of viscous seed inside of the boy Necro was already on the verge of being rock hard from watching his semen-filled form wobble about as he walks around in the tight bikini. With her erection far harder to hide she shifts it around within her panties to make it seem to be flaccid, tossing a furtive gaze towards her companion as they begun to walk onto the fairly crowded beach. Leaning down towards his ear she whispers shakily, finding lust tinting a few of her words.
"S-Sure! Just try to act natural and no one will suspect a thing. We'll go and bask in the sun...R-Rub sunscreen on each other...Maybe do a little skinny dipping...Y-You know, fun things like that!"
>Giggling nervously she shifts behind the nervous boyslut, placing her hands atop his hips and pulling him just a tad too close to her hardening erection. Pressing the girthy panty-clad shaft right between his cheeks she begins to do an awkward but coordinated walk with him, grinding right against his barely covered backdoor and getting a feel for how his hips feel grasped by her own hands. Nodding her head towards an unoccupied space on the beach she bucks her hips forward, using the small hump as a gesture to keep moving.
"Th-There. That's a nice spot."
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>>10988258
Hmmmph. At least my efforts paid off.
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>>10987925
No problem! Do you know when you'll be free at least?
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Huh, guess Komaru is just Kurusu's new face since they stopped getting attention.
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>Pisses in the pool when nobody's looking
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>>10988534
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>>10988426
Oh? And here I thought that cuteness was all done unknowingly. I don't know if I should be impressed or disappointed..
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>>10988556
I cannot be readink of bathroom signs and like fuck I'm going back to prison if I go in wrong one.
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Guys. The pool is closed.
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>>10988413
>"Natural" was not a phrase he was exactly used to at the moment. Having a belly full of girlcum, a highly attractive woman holding onto his hips, and pushing him forward while practically hotdogging his ass was not natural at all. Still, it was hard denying how hot and provoked he was from this innocent-esque act, the unnoticeable bulge below pressing hard against the bikini bottom and stretching it out further. It practically screamed an invitation to plow his tight little hole as the fabric against his butt shifted towards the front, the back more akin to a thong more than a bikini. More skin to be hotdogged it seems. The boy feigned ignorance and smiled regardless, only snapping out of his walking trance and noticing the vacant opening on the beach upon Necro's "eager" gesture. Everyone was so occupied with the pool before that the beach was empty save for some seagulls and shells. It was perfect.
"Y-yeah. That looks like a nice spot indeed. So what do you wanna do first? Maybe we could do some sunbathing, or we could cool off in the ocean and--wait, you said skinny dipping before, r-right? Skinny dipping and what else?"
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Nothing like skinnydipping...
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>>10988595

Hey, I'm still in here!
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>>10988776
Martha is not for lewding.
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>>10988776
What a divine form.
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>>10988776
Body like a saint!
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>>10988712
>Necro's cheeks blazed red as the boy she's currently dry humping asks her a question, the swollen slab of flesh currently prying his cheeks apart and aching to be plowed inside of him continuing to throb without a care for her embarrassment. Necro's mouth open and closed multiple times as the answers she wanted to say ranged from "Pin you against the ground overlooking the ocean and pound away until my balls are empty" and "Make you ride me with your near pregnant belly wobbling around before I stuff you with even more of my seed". Stammering for a few moments she finally manages to squeak out a response.
"J-Just skinny dipping! We could lather ourselves in sunscreen so we don't get burned and just swim. Normal, regular non sticky swimming..."
>Noticing the absence of people Necro pulls herself away from his plush ass with a muted grunt of discontent, eager to get out of her constrictive clothing as soon as possible. Hooking her thumbs into her bikini bottoms she shimmies from left to right, sending her breasts bouncing as she finally reveals the selfsame feminine dick he was slobbering on just a few scant hours ago. Dried spittle and seed still cling to her inches, her blush increasing in intensity as she shakily reaches into her beach bag to pull out a bottle of sunscreen.
"I-I think I should probably take a quick dip in the water. Forgot to um...Shower after we were done "helping" me the first time..."
>>10988776
"You can say that again, sister!"
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Ahh what a great view... All these skimpy bikinis and wet t shirts. Tits and ass everywhere I look. This pool party is great!
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>>10988454
Recently I've been free early in the day. Tantous fight better at night after all!

>>10988560
What's there to be disappointed about? Of course I'd try to look cute! I love cute things!
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>>10988942
Well I'll keep an eye out then, I enjoyed playing with Bridget so maybe I have a thing for blondes?
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Ahhh! I love Jinx so fucking much! Where is she? I need to ask how her day went!
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>>10988850
>The boy nodded his head absentmindedly at her shaky retort and gazed over the sparkling blue ocean in awe. The beach to themselves on such a wonderful clear day was something out of a dream. He honestly didn't care much about skinny dipping, he was merely more engrossed on the idea of getting out of this damned confining suit! Pulling on the string the top, he let it flutter to the ground without a care before pulling on the bottom part. He decided to tease Necro a tiny bit with this fair act and grinned at how she'd react. Wiggling his hips to the side as he eased his thumbs into the bottom, he slowly bent over and exposed his pale behind to her, giving it a light slap before peeling the suit off and rolling it down to the sand. An over-exaggerated moan escaped past his lips and he slowly turned around cradling his belly to face the futanari.
'We're just skinny dipping, right...' he mumbled in his head. 'We're just skinny dipping,nothing more and nothing le--'
>Perhaps that exotic striptease was a bad idea. Her already exposed meat stood long and thick as usual, the remnants of his saliva and her seed from previously still stuck to the flesh. Was it even fully erect? Just what was her limits to that glorious cock?! And was she going to test it out on him sooner or later? His cheeks grew red just from the thought of being in the salty ocean and having her girth stuck inside him, the weightlessness of the water allowing him to drift around and become more and more inflated with cum without worrying of the public.
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>>10988942
Heh, don't worry your pretty little head about it. It's just me thinking to myself.
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Post some cards.
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>>10989214
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>>10989239
>Linked to wrong post
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>>10989009
Oh, you know Bridget? He's my friend! Hehe~. Blondes, huh? I'll tell Yamanbagiri right away!

>>10989214
Think a little quieter!
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>The pool had quite a number of guests streaming in as the day went on, but one lady in particular stood out among the rest for a number of reasons. For one she quite literally stood out, easily over seven feet tall most of the guests were luck to even come up to her shoulders, with a set of long luscious legs that just seemed to go on and on. That was another thing that made her stand out, the utterly flawless skin displayed by her incredibly lewd string bikini, likely custom made thanks to her towering stature. The lady seemed to be here mostly to relax and enjoy herself, currently sunbathing on a towel she set out and paying no mind to any particular number of stares she might be attracting, nearly seeming to pose herself for her little group of onlookers. There's an unopened bottle of sunscreen next to her, one she hasn't seemed to get around to putting on quite yet
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Damn we're dead. I'm even starting to miss our blogposters
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>>10989285
hey baby
>slaps ass
wassup
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>>10989302
>Witch time dodges
>Taunts
>Air juggles you
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>>10989137
>The busty futa's now uncovered erection surges with vigor from the intended show of the boyslut's feminine rear, thickening before his very eyes after the brief spank and already forming a single droplet of pre-cum atop the bloated head. Obviously eye-fucking him with how she was gazing at his body she soon found herself, uncapping the bottle of clear sunscreen, squeezing a generous dollop into her left hand and coating her fingers in the dripping fluid. Tossing the bottle to the ground without a care she sensually rubs her hands together before bringing them down towards her thick, aching cock. From root to tip she began to slather her dick in the fluid, causing it to glisten in the sun beams and making it look all the more enticing for the boy across from her. Tracing along each individual vein, circling around the glans and finally finishing off by giving her nuts a coating of sun screen as well. Finishing off her application as well as masturbation she was aching to breed, the small droplet of pre already becoming a steady stream that was staining the sand below.
"O-Oops. Got a little too into applying the sunscreen. You should um...Put some on too."
>Necro kneels down and grasps the bottle before holding it out to him, her gaze constantly flicking down towards his plush butt with an obvious implication of where she wants him to apply it.
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>>10989274
No can do. That's like asking you to be less cute.
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>>10989382
>Holds up "10" sign.
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>>10989220
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>>10989274
Yeah I guess you can call us something like that. I remember when the two of you would talk to each other, of course back then I also thought that you were a girl.

And who's Yamanbagiri?
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>>10989426
Then think where I can't hear you! I don't want my cuteness to upset anyone!

>>10989474
Easy mistake, I guess since I get that a lot~. Oh, he's just another one of my friends!
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>>10989539
Oh is he? I'd love to meet him sometime then!
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>>10989539
I don't wanna be that far away from you though. So that's a no-no too.
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>>10989388
>Yeah, that striptease was probably a bad idea. The full boy looked on with enthusiasm at her bulging cock, mouth slightly agape and blushing heavily the more it escalated in its length. Very briefly he thought about kneeling right then and there in front of her jumbo hot dog, cleaning up the mess that he had left and satiating her needs once more. It was only when she started "applying" sunscreen to her swollen member that he stopped to view it enfold. All he could do was lick his lips hungrily at the show, her cock slowly moistened by the lotion and her massive cum-filled orbs following suit. He snapped out of his trance and looked up at Necro's pure face, sheepishly smiling before grabbing the bottle.
"...Yeah. Don't wanna get burnt."
>Yeah, no, that striptease was a great idea. Carefully applying some of the fluid onto his pale butt, he massaged his bottom in meticulous circles and spread the lotion around everywhere. He pulled his cheeks apart and carefully dabbed some in between his ass to get the inside, making sure to also lubricate the hole as well.
"I think I'm good now...shall we swim? Or..."
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>>10989611
Mmm, I get the feeling he wouldn't show up in a place like this. But who knows? Anything's possible!

>>10989656
Geez, how unreasonable. Do whatever. Just don't find me disappointing!
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I wonder whatever happened to that Shiki that was here once.
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>>10989866
They're still around
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>>10989748
>Necro watched with a perverse amount of glee as the fat ass she was aching to pound was now lubricated for what she was planning to do, stepping forward with a shaky gait and placing herself right behind the buttslut with her engorged tip poised to enter him. Placing her sunscreen slathered hands right against his hips she drags him backwards until his pucker is prodded by her hefty glans, rolling her hips from side to side to properly smear the mixture of pre and clear liquid along the entrance to his asshole. Necro's hefty shaft was fully swollen with blood, each full cock throb sending it jumping upwards before resting once again against his rear. With the copious amounts of lubrication she began to trace her tip along each ring of his backdoor, almost slipping inside of him with each push forward but pulling back right before it happens.
"Or? I think I might need a bit of assistance before I can properly swim. Do you m-mind if I use you for a little bit? I promise I'll be done after one load! O-Or maybe three..."
> With those words Necro begins to shift her weight forward, prying his asshole apart and slowly slipping just the tip of her turgid mast into his eager to receive star. When she finally penetrates him she waits, breathing huskily and muttering something under her breath.
"P-Put the rest of it in...Please?"
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>>10989835
C'mon, I was just playing around. I'd never think you're disappointing.
>He ruffles Midare's hair gently but with enough force to mess up only the very top, a grin spread across his face.
You're cute even when you're pouting, I see.
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>>10989835
Well I gotta go, see you later Midare!
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>>10989285
What are we doing here, Mabel...?
>Dipper Pines wasn't the kind of kid that goes to parties. More of a bookworm that studies all day and enjoys trying to solve a puzzle for 12 hours. So, when his sister, Mabel, brought him along for this pool party, he had to question why would she do that other than to torture him...
>"Oh, come on, bro-bro! A bit of fun is good for you! Meet new people, enjoy the sun and cold water! And all the sexy boys and girls coming around here! Rawr~" she says to him, trying to convince him that this wasn't a total waste of his time, while ogling after some boys passing by. Of course he didn't buy it, but it was too late for him to leave.
*sigh* All right, you do your thing, I'll just get a seat and catch up on reading this journal and maybe get a bit of tan.
>as he says that, she is already at the other end of the pool, looking for guys around her age to talk to.
>he sighs and finds himself a nice spot on an long chair near a scantly clad and very tall lady, laid down as she was relaxing
>he takes but a second to admire her amazing body, her micro bikini accentuating her amazing breasts and toned stomach, before shaking his head and pulling out the journal out of his bag to study it, trying to forget the amazing sight.
>The mysterious journal he found in the woods a few weeks ago. It describes all kinds of supernatural creatures and entities that this mysterious author found in his travels. He just reached the journal on the "Witches" subject and their abilities and powers.
>"Very powerful mages, they can use magical spells to do anything they desire, including charming people, stopping time and using telekinesis. Approach with caution! "
>he takes his eyes out of the book, back at the lady to his left, a skeptical look on his face, before shaking his head and quickly dismissing it. What were the chances a witch would even come to a pool party?
>he goes back to his book and proceeds to read further about the subject
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>>10990120
>Midare gets on his tiptoes and ruffles his hair right back.
You better not! I'm trying to be anything but disappointing!

>>10990132
Okay~. Bye bye!
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>>10990114
>His ragged breath took short inhales and exhales the more she flirted with his little orifice, face flushed red in arousal, slowly getting more and more into the mentality of being nothing more than an inflatable toy. Every time her head pushed into his awaiting hole, his cheeks would flinch and attempt to pull it inwards but to no avail. He looked back at her with pleading eyes, puppy-dog eyes that begged her not to goad him like this.
"M-more help needed? W-well, I suppose as your g...girlfriend, I'm supposed to take care of all your urges...Go ahead, release everything you have into me. I'm yours to use."
>Penetration finally occurred, albeit just the tip. A very thick, pulsing tip lined with pre and sunscreen lotion, but just the tip. The anticipation of being full to the brim of her mammoth dick wanted him oh-so badly to plunge it all in at once, neglecting the pain and trudging forward. His body, however, knew much better than his brain did and played the slow game. Wiggling his butt on top of her meat, the cheeks bouncing bubbly against the shaft and enticing it even more, he slowly edged his hips downwards onto the shaft and felt his hole expand to widths he never knew could happen. Thank god for sunsc--lubrication. The girlfriend of his futanari friend gritted his teeth and pushed himself farther down the cock, inch by agonizingly long inch, until he finally bottomed out on her. How long was she? How big can she get? How big can HE get? The excitement was almost too much to bear.

(I'm so so so sorry for typing so slow.)
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>>10990238
>Not one to be easily one-upped, he scoops Midare into his arms bridal-style and rocks him from side to side.
I wouldn't worry about that. You're doing a great job as it is, even if you're easy to make fun of.
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>>10990172
(Apologies, I left for a little bit and didn't get around to seeing this reply until just recently)
Oh what dreadful fashion sense. I can't say I recognize her but I assure you she would never get away with something like that now days.
>A voice comments just an inch or so away from his ear, the same witch he had been looking at for a few moments now kneeling doing right next to the young man, reading his journal from his shoulder, likely made all the more shocking by the complete lack of sound she made while getting up and moving over. The smile on her face seemed to be amused, but nothing about it indicated she was joking either. It was also probably more than a little bit distracting how her position gave him an ample view of her cleavage, pressed together as it was between both her arms. After just a few more moments of scanning the pages she turned to lock eyes with him instead
A rather interesting book though. Care to tell me where you came by it?
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>>10990403
>Necro waited with baited breath as she awaited her friend turned cocksleeve to properly take every last inch of her massive futa cock into his asshole, thrumming with life and coating his insides with even more pre-cum to use as lubrication for the anal stretching. Hands firmly affixed to his hips she watched with wide eyes as inch after inch disappeared his slowly being broken into rump, assisting him by pushing her hips forward in an attempt to meet him in the middle. The words "girlfriend" rung through her ears multiple times , ensuring the firey blush she possesses stays on her face as her erection is buried into his rump. With one last lurch forward she's finally firmly lodged within his asshole, her hefty nuts smothering his own smaller set and reminding him of the size difference between both their dicks and the cum loads they can produce. Necro lightly humps back and forth, only removing an inch of trembling cockflesh before tapping her nuts against his own with another balls deep thrust.
"U-Use? I-I've been wanting to use you a whole lot..."
>Necro's thrusting increases in speed, one inch soon becoming two as her erection glides with little friction along his anal walls.
"B-Before we did this I used to soak tissue after tissue with cum imagining doing this to you..."
>Two inches becomes four. Necro's breasts pressing against his back as she begins to properly plow into him like a beast in heat.
"I-I've wanted to turn you into my cumdump for so long I can't stand it...P-Please let me use you until I'm empty..."
>Necro's flipped entirely switched her tip nearly slipped free from his asshole before she slams all the way inside, a small bulge visible even through his cum gut as she plows him like a two bit whore she was aching to fill with her seed. She whispers with a breathy air right into his ear, words tinged with lust.
"Take it all for me m-my precious girlfriend..."
(No worries! Take your time.)
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Anyone lurking?
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>>10990604
https://youtu.be/1prhCWO_518

Lurking, waiting for an opportunity

Call it what you want
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>>10990647
Is this Hotaru's Undyne?
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>>10990669
Something worse
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GO TEAM LIQUID
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>>10990690
AL THE FUCKING CHEMIST!
THE MOST UNSTABLE PURPLE THING SINCE BARNEY HIMSELF
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>>10990669
No. This is the one you ignore.
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>>10990690
LIQUID HBOX MY BOY

Wrong game, right?
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>>10990708
THAT COMEBACK!
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAA
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Thicc
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>>10990481
(No worries. I replied rather late to your first one, anyway.)
Yeah, I suppose these clothes look pretty outdated when compared to today's-
...W-wait, w-what?!
>he replies startled, dumbfounded by her apparition out of nowhere. H-how did she get besides him so fast...?
>his eyes are pulled out of his book and right at the lady that was previously on the chair just to his left, now face to face with her, staring deeply into her eyes, covered by a stylish pair of glasses, a beautiful, gentle and amused smile across her lips
>for just a second, his eyes travel downwards, getting a full view of her pale, smooth skin and more importantly, the cleavage so close to his left arm, covered in nothing but that thin layer of material he saw earlier
>his face turning red, he covers it with his book, peeking over the top of the journal, taking a look inside the book to what she was referring to
O-oh, this? I-it's just a book about mythical creatures from... (Think fast! This is a secret!) Um... a video game! Yeah... I-it's a guide book for a video game. Limited edition. Very authentic looking! See?
>he says as he opens up the book and shows it to her, hoping to separate them a bit, from how close she was to him
>"Damn it, did she buy that? It looked pretty convincing to me." he thinks, a drop of sweat forming on the young boy's head, his face turning red-er.
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>>10990711
I really don't get Paul

He'll disappear and stay under the radar for a few days, but he ALWAYS comes back no matter how many times he's admitted that this place is no good for him, and he could easily pretend to be someone else (You know, roleplay?) but he sticks to this persona he's created of himself, like he actually feeds off the negative attention
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>>10990647
Do you like fish sticks?
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>>10990751
He probably does. It's likely the only attention he gets.
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>>10990751
https://youtu.be/jlAgHt92lqE
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>>10990751
It's best not to discuss him any further.
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>>10990758
That'd make me a gay fish
Or I guess in this context, a heterosexual fish?

>>10990798
Nah, go ahead
Maybe you'll break me eventually
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>>10990806
No, that'll make you a slutty fish.
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>>10990815
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>>10990751
>He feeds off attention

No fucking shit. And you retards, yes YOU, keep giving him attention. You claim to be so self aware yet you keep fucking talking about him. Fuck off. This is one of the reasons why I'm done avataring here.
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>>10990712
doter 2
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>>10990821
Those are some really sharp incisors, what is she, part shark?
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>>10990828
>Mobas like LOL, Overwatch or Dota
Delete
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>>10990858
Probly
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>>10990859
Dota 2 is a very complex game, and fun to watch and play.
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>>10990725
THEY JUST NEED ONE MORE.
ONE MORE
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>>10990894
Because making 5 inputs a year is "Complex"

Call me when you learn how to rocket jump
That's jump, crouch, aim, AND shoot, at the same time! I know that's a lot for a moba babby like you but you'll get it eventually, play beef a few times
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>>10990743
>Her hands flicked across the side of the books, a few pages flying from left to right while she hummed to herself, apparently somehow able to read them even with how fast they were able to move. A single slender finger juts out on a random page, holding it in place for her to read a little closer
Well, whoever made this game obviously did quite the extensive amount of research I have to say. And it must be a rather rare one as well, I can't recall seeing it around in any of the shops downtown.
>She makes sure to pointedly look him in the eyes as she talks, pausing for a brief moment when she's done to rather suggestively lick across her lips while staring at him. Abruptly, the lady draws herself back up to full height, almost as if she was struck with some sort of new idea. Turning on her heels, and in the process showing off the the boy just how little her dress covered in the back as well as the front, she saunters over back to her seat with the same exaggerated sway in her hips she always seemed to use, before falling back onto her towel with a completely unnecessary flair. She turns to the side to look at him, raising the bottle of sunscreen down at her side and wiggling it from side to side
I would simple adore to hear more about this game this book is supposedly from, but it's rather blistering out here. Do you mind helping a lady in need out? Perhaps we could get to know each other a little more honestly.
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>>10990924
THEY CAN DO IT

>>10990932
every time you click the map you move, which is an input.
you are already wrong about that.
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>>10990598
>His mind drifted off into the clouds as he stood there pretty and tight on top of Necro's monstrous erection, pausing for a mere moment to assess the situation at hand. Her plump testes overshadowed his own meager scrotum, the stirring balls once already emptied earlier now full again with more avid cum to fill him. The anaconda that was her cock was buried deep inside his rectum, the veins throbbing in pleasure and acting as if they were trying to enlarge the shaft even more, claiming the poor bubble butt as hers and hers alone. His own member shook in earnest at the attempt to ejaculate too, obscured by her earlier use of the day. As Necro gingerly pistoned his quivering asshole, the boy's voice broke free from his parting lips and moaned passionately into the air. Her speech felt like a love letter to him after all this time they knew each other. He could barely stand the thought of being away from Necro ever again after this point, he needed her as his...boyfriend? Girlfriend? Let's work that idea out later.
"I'll take everything! P-please use me, please. I'm your p-precious girlfriend, I need to be used. Y-you don't have permission to leave me until you're empty!"
>This is what he really wanted. It wasn't just the spur of the moment lewdness, it wasn't something he blurted out in nervousness. He wanted this. To be used as a cocksleeve, to become her cumdump, her cumslave. A huge weight lifted off of his shoulders, he focused more on being fucked hard. Pushing his ass into her pelvis as she left the confines of his anus, he could keep her in much longer than usual. Only after a few seconds of this strategy did his body tense up and leave him gasping for air, his cock dribbling little bits of semen after having a prostate ejaculation.
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>>10990647
Ehhhhhhh, I guess I can do a session with a Undyne, if that's what you meant by 'opportunity'.
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>>10990647
I want Undyne to accidentally nearly drown me in the pool!
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>>10990959
Stop replying to Paul.
GAME 3 NOW BABY.
YOU CAN BAN NATURE'S PROFIT BUT YOU CAN'T REMOVE THE EARTHSHAKER.
11 MILLION DOLLAR DUNK INCOMING.
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>>10990985
>>10990986
It's Paul.
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>>10990959
>Click here to walk here, that's fucking it
>Click on bad guy to attack them
LITERALLY PROVING I AM RIGHT ABOUT HOW SIMPLE YOUR BABY GAME IS

You're literally playing valve's cash cow that is MADE for casuals, so it's easy for dudebro frat jocks and LOL GUUURL GAYMER streamers to pick up

You are the /v/ equivalent to a kid putting square blocks in square holes, and not the triangle block

congrats, you have basic human motor skills, want a fucking medal?

Fuck off and PLAY THE REAL VALVE GAME

>>10990985
hahahah you and me both know that isn't going to happen though

>>10990986
"accidentally"
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>>10990987
Sorry I'm not very aware of people here.
I don't want the finals to end so early and it to go to game 5 but if they win game 3 i'll be happy
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>>10990985
It isn't. He doesn't rp. He leads poor anons around by the nose and then runs away
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>>10991009
Do it. Do it now fishbitch. Actually manage something besides shitposting about vidya (fucking spoilers: everything valve made is trash)
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>>10991014
He sticks out like a sore thumb. You'll get used to it. You got a discord? I don't wanna span thread TOO hard with my shoutcast
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>>10991009
>>10991022
Fine, I guess I'll go back to lurking, waiting for someone else to actually do something.
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>>10990454
Hey!
>Midare playfully cries as he's picked up. In response, he pokes, pinches, and pulls his cheeks.
How mean! Don't make fun of me! Praise me instead!
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>>10991028
>everything valve made is trash

GOD TIER
-Prime years TF2 (early 2010's)

BASED TIER
-Current TF2

GOOD TIER
-Portal
-Half life
-Gmod
-CS source

RETARD TIER
-CS:GO

LITERALLY BABY'S FIRST VIDEO GAME TIER
-Dota

>>10991028
>>10991039
Fuck me
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>>10991034
Ah sorry I tend to be a bit private with those things, I'm probably going to concentrate on the game now any who
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Daily reminder
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>>10991066
Make me.
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>>10991074
Enjoy! High five me when TEAM JUICE wins!
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>>10991066
>gmod
>made by valve
hilarious comedy joke
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>>10991066
do you even know how to make a starter anymore or has that chunk of your brain atrophied like how cave fish eventually just stop developing eyes
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>>10991084
>Just a list of shitty FPS games
Still waiting for one that's actually better than TF2
Which by the way will never exist

>>10991091
Yes

>>10991115
>Valve assets : the game : the movie : electric boogaloo : the experience : on ice
The basically made everything that's not a workshop mod in there

>>10991125
Nigga I never made starters in the first place, just used to show up and people fuck'd me because I was good and nobody hated me yet
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlKao_Pox5A
Reminder.
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>>10991140
>because I was good
>can't even write a starter
really makes me drink
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>>10991140
No
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>>10991155
I'd tell you to look in the archives but Idk how the fuck long ago it even was

yada yada I was the best for like a month yada yada drama happened yada yada I'm not the best anymore

>>10991166
aight
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>>10991140
>if it has valve assets it's literally made by them
I think the spergrage about overwatch actually fried a chunk of his brain folks
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>>10991140
>because I was good
>God modding good
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>>10991189
>i was the best
>can't even do the most basic job of an ava nigga
fuck you on lad
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>>10990751
It's the DSP syndrome. Literally nothing bad that happens to him can possibly be his fault in his mind.
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>>10990969
>Necro's ravenous pounding of the boy's supple depths continued without a single break in between thrusts, how violently she was aching to breed his boypussy clear in how she railed his prostate into mush with her flared cock head. Grunting and mewling like a beast in heat trying to sow her seed into a new bitch she fully wrapped her arms around his body and pounded his slutty ass into submission, her sperm filled nuts spanking against his butt and rebounding with audible force. Necro's voracious ass stuffing reached a fever pitch for a few seconds before she suddenly plunges forward for one last blissful thrust, erupting with heaping liters of jelly-thick seed right into his colon. Causing his stomach to balloon out further as she filled him up until he looked like he was ready to give birth. Each jet of semen is followed by another rapacious balls deep plunge into his now cum stuffed rectum now perfectly shaped into a personal cocksleeve for the busty futa, Necro unable to stop her hips for a single second even as her orgasm begins to subside.
"Not enough...N-Need more..."
>Without warning Necro pushes the boy onto all fours and begins to pound him doggystyle, giving his prostate even more bullying with the tip of her erection tapping against his sensitive node. Necro's tongue lulled out of her mouth and dragged along his neck as she continued to dive forward, not caring if anyone could see her treat him like a willing semen dump for her virile spunk.
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>>10991189
Look, if you want to prove you're decent then nut up or shut up. Write a starter and let someone respond, if you really can't do that then actually get someone to do a session.
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>>10991192
Okay, example
If I copy/paste hotaru's RP, and say it's me, does that make it mine?

If I copy/paste literally everything valve made and dump it all in a lolzrandumb sandbox does that make it my game?

Gmod isn't even really a game as it is a baby version of SFM

>>10991213
Back then you didn't need to write seven paragraphs to fuck somebody, you could just post your card and ask for takers and play to their fetish
I did footjobs and vore or whatever, I was what you kiddos would call popular

>>10991225
>Ecelebs
Vomits

>>10991193
People actually liked that, ya know? That's kinda the definition of good when it comes to entertainment, if people like it

idk if you were around back then but the character was named Lord Dominator

>>10991247
https://youtu.be/dTnYL0ZZt2w
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>>10991261
>People actually liked that
No. You fucked up. You are wrong. Admit you fucked up.
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>>10991261
>seven paragraphs to fuck somebody
TWO LINES OF A FUCKING SETTING IS ALL IT WOULD FUCKING TAKE
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>>10991284
DMG, we're dwelling on the past when I was actually a good person right now. Save that for later.

>>10991297
>WWalks into thread
who want some fuk

that's two lines
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>>10991261
>by this logic every hl mod, every tf2 workshop asset, every portal map, are all made by valve directly
stop huffing paint and write that damn starter
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>>10991261
>Back then you didn't need to write seven paragraphs to fuck somebody
What a shitter defense, anyone semi decent can pull of both depending on what the scene calls for
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>>10991307
>when I was actually a good person
You were never any good. Sub par at best.
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>>10991307
I would enjoy some fuk.
that's like pad thai or some shit right
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Hey Paul, have you finished that starter?
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>>10990954
>"Ok, she is just flicking the pages really quickly! I think I convinced her! Good job, Dip-"
>"Damn it, she's on to me! How can she tell? Is it that obvious? Man, she has a really seductive tongue-"
>before his inner thoughts can go even faster, the gorgeous lady raises up to her feet, as she turns her back on him, exposing to him the plump, round and soft looking derriere, covered so little by the string between each cheek
>as he stares at her, trying to capture as much of this moment inside his mind, he feels the material covering his legs beginning to get pushed up by what was obviously the effect the image he is witnessing had upon him
>he panics for a second, his face turning red again, as he places a hand in his pocket as quickly as possible, adjusting his erection stealthily, before the lady besides him places her body back over her towel on her stomach
>"Come on, Dipper! Calm down! What...do you really think she's a witch? Just cause she's an attractive lady? She showed no interest to your book other than curiosity. Heck, she showed you plenty of o-other stuff... S-so that must prove it! ...Right? Hm, I need to investigate further..."
>just as he thinks that, the lady raises a hand towards him with a sunscreen bottle, asking for his assistance...
>he attempts to grab the bottle from her hand, as he feels it trembling, before breathing in and out once and getting some courage, taking the sunscreen
*ahem* Yes, miss! Of course! I'd be h-happy to help!
>he proceeds to put some of the lotion on his hands and slowly start massaging it over her back, pressing it nice and deep, focusing more on her back than on anything else, trying to keep his composure, as his erection starts to stir...
I... I'm Dipper Pines! I came here with my sister, Mabel. She thought it was a good idea to get some sun and fresh air. (Now he definitely thanks her...)
W-what's your name, miss?
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>>10991313
>Copy/pasting valve assets into a sandbox is the equivalent of drafting a concept, creating and texturing a 3d model, and sharing it online
Nigger you fucking what

>>10991324
I'd tell you to ask the people from back then but they all hate me now
but it's an undeniable fact that when I had people lining up to fuck me and taking 5 people at once, going for seven straight hours, hell sometimes spending an entire day just helping people whack one out
that's just a fact that I was good, otherwise I'd have been shooed away like Chat

>>10991358
alright
The ONE time I wrote an actual starter, like, harcore owain tier paragraph shit, I was fucking completely ignored and I just got shitposted anyways
It's not worth the fucking effort, I'm not going to put all this work into writing you an excuse to shitpost me
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>>10991387
Valve literally did not make the game.
Whether or not the assets were used is irrelevant.
And portal maps/good chunk of hl2 mods fall under the first part.
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>>10991387
Nigger write a three sentence introduction for an Undyne scenario and I'll do it. Anything you fucking walk, peanut gallery be damned.
You literally do nothing but case for (you)s why is suddenly 'y-you'll just shitpost at me' being brought into the equation.
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>>10991406
Literally the only original thing in vanilla gmod is the fucking

I can't even think of anything

the maps, like, nigger just went in fucking hammer and made a flat ass fucking map and called it his own game
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>>10991055
(whoops, forgot I had the tab open there for a moment. sorry!)
Mmmm-- nope! Unfortunately you're stuck in the teasing zone!
>His voice comes out muffled or otherwise impaired down to Midare's manipulation of his cheeks, but his pearly whites are still twisted into the same old grin as he carries Midare off.
You can try upgrading your status, of course. But it won't be easy!
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>>10991406
Here you go anon!
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>>10991447
>Developer
>Facepunch Studio

>Developer
>NOT Publisher
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>>10991447
>publisher
>how do words work
on top of that pretty sure valve only came directly into the equation long after if was first made, i could be wrong, my history knowledge on it isn't tops
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>>10991447
>Publisher
>Valve
WAOW
>ONE (1) PROGRAMMER
W A O W
>USES THE VALVE GAME ENGINE
W--A--O--W

>>10991427
I don't even like playing Undyne
i just think she's cute
I'm too attached to her emotionally to lewd her
long story that I'm not blogging about rn
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>>10991485
Google "Publisher" retard.
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>>10991437
THE ORIGINALITY DOESN'T MATTER
THE INDIVIDUAL WORK IS STILL MADE BY NEWMAN/FACEPUNCH
TO CLAIM IT'S A VALVE CREATION IS TO CLAIM (COMPANY THAT MADE GAME) DIRECTLY MADE (VAST MAJORITY OF MODS OF GAME) AND THAT'S FUCKING DUMB
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>>10991440
How? Toku? I can do that! I can even be Kiwame!
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>>10991485
Anyone then.
Literally fucking anything.
It could be the most asinine idea on the planet, I will, honest to god, take you seriously.
J U S T D O I T
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>>10991246
>The boy bucked his hips back and forth in conjunction with Necro's lust-filled thrusting, what was once attempting to go with the flow now desperately keeping up with her manic attacks on his butt. Blue-shaded irises flung themselves further into the back of his head and his own tongue hung out like a bitch in heat. His poor little member continued spurting out tiny bits of sperm every time she hit his maleclit, truly making this boy her girlfriend. He clung onto his belly the faster her pistoning became, wanting to feel for himself how big it would become engorged with jizz. The moment her cum orbs started to stir and smacked against his ass, a fully achieved orgasm wracked his body, spilling a male's average amount of semen onto the sand as she painted his insides. Liter after liter, throb after throb, his distended tummy gurgled quietly as it grew to the size of a nine-month pregnant woman's. A 'phew' escaped his panting mouth as he thought the onslaught was over, only to moan in surprise when Necro's cock plunged into him once more.
"M-more?! More? ...More. No, all of it. Everything! Every last drop~!"
>He gave up trying to be on all fours, he knew it would be pointless. The boy-girlfriend slumped over onto his shoulders and laid his head onto the sand, an unsightly ahegao crossing his face and drooling onto the sand. Best to get comfortable and enjoy the flow, cradling his belly and waiting for more.
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>>10991520
I've already exhausted my list of characters, I've ruined anything that I would want to play
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>>10991561
Hey, remember when you had that character DMG wanted to fuck. But you revealed yourself because you couldn't remember his favorite Pokemon?
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>>10991518
That, my liberally-used tantou, is a secret. But maybe you'll figure out one of these days!
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>>10991561
E X C U S E S
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STORM OF BLOOD
BORN FROM BLOOD
OF OUR FALLEN BROTHERS
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>>10991361
Dipper? Well it's a pleasure to meet you Dipper, my name is Cereza though you can also call me Bayonetta if you prefer.
>She lets her eyes shut in relaxation while she talks and he works away. Giving him a few moments to get adjusted in his work, and to make sure she has her attention, a single hand move slowly up and around her back, pulling at the string tying her bra in place and letting it come undone leaving her back completely bare and her chest should she ever roll over. A light shiver runs through her body when he first brings his hands lathered in the cream to her back, though that might have been more for dramatic effect than anything else. It seems just about every inch of her bare skin is just as flawless and smooth as her legs were, a slight amount of give to her warm back as he molds it with his hands. It's hard for him to tell from on her back but it seems like she's smiling to herself while he works. One of her legs bends up at the knee, nudging him in the back with her foot to prod him on further.
Well I can't say I've seen your sister around but if she's half as cute as you are I'm sure she's getting plenty of attention. Do you think you could reach just a touch lower? And what sorts of hobbies do you have besides strange books do you have dipper?
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>>10991569
Remember when he pulled out some bullshit to make me wrong. Like, oh yeah, the precious Mawile that he nicknamed "hamwall" and uses on every fucking team, no.
His favorite was the fucking BUTTERFREE that literally fucking nobody talks about
and now he's changing it to somethin' fucking stupid like wormadam so he can go "haha ur wrongg xdd eventho I said buterfree last time"

>>10991579
Literally what the fuck should I play
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>>10991623
Even I knew it was Butterfree dude. Like. Come on. Have you even spoke to him? Bet you also don't know his favorite band. Scrub.
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>>10991623
I threw an imaginary dart at your card. Dominator. Pick something.
If you're that scrabbling for excuses I'll even cook up something but that's the last of the bones even I can manage to throw.
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>>10991663
We never talked about music because he hates everything I like and I'm way too passionate about music
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>>10991682
Sooooo no? Sad.
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>>10991681
No
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>>10991578
Hmph. Be more direct, dummy. I wanna know!
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>>10991682
>he hates everything I like and I'm way too passionate about music
Imagine being too autistic to share your passion with someone like that
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>>10991705
What's the excuse this time.
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>>10991704
You think that bitch ass canadian really cares about what I listen to? I was just rebound for him, some shoulder to lean on because Peach liked her dildos more than him

Fuck off DMG, you never loved me the way I loved you

>>10991738
Imagine being so autistic you force your shitty music taste on somebody you actually care about

>>10991748
https://youtu.be/k-txILGo0SM

Captcha: Calle Calle
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>it's another Paul misses DMG's dick episode
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>>10991708
Sometimes your master has to be vague, you know. Life isn't always direct!
Or something like that.
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TEAM LIQUID DID IT. 3-0 SHUT OUT BABY. HOW WILL CHINA EVER RECOVER? MY OH GOD!
GIVE DICKS I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY
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>>10991770
Fuck it, I'm cashing in.
Congrats on managing to even cock up the one nigga that tried to take you remotely seriously.
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>>10991825
Let me cum on your cleavage as celebration
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>>10991535
>Sweaty, sticky and oh so sore Necro was completely a slave to the pulsating grotesque thing currently ravaging the boy beneath her, each new thrust seemingly pushing out another viscous blast of nut batter from the very depths of her balls. In the doggystyle position she could properly feel and stroke along his stomach even as she made it bulge further with each new unloading of semen from her nuts that had gradually begun to shrink in size. Feeling another large orgasm begin boiling up her shaft she pulls back until her tip pops free like a cork, sending a cascading river of semen down to coat the boy's balls before she rushes forward to once again add more of her spunk to the already insane amount sloshing around in his insides. Throb after throb. Pulse after pulse. Each one sending another handful of seed spilling into his distended gut and making him truly look the part of a pregnant girlfriend being bred atop the beach. Necro once again pulls out but only to flip him onto his back, forcing his legs into the air and putting him into a mating press atop the soiled sand now drenched a darker shade from her own seed. Using the aid of gravity she plunges downwards and continues jackhammering his cum filled asshole, excess semen bursting outwards past her erection during the brutal reaming. Breathing into his ear Necro began to run out of steam, her thrusts still rough but slowing as time wares on.
"J-Just one more load...One more load and we can rest..."
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>>10991824
Fine. I'll be the same then. I won't tell Master a single thing~.
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>>10991825
Dicks
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>>10991825
Do I have to like Dota to get in on this
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>>10991825
>Being this hype for the virtual equivalent of "Golf if you could choose where the golf ball rolls to with one click"
Why are Canadians such cucks

>>10991834
Nobody takes me seriously, it was just another fucking baiting retard who didn't want anything and just wanted to see how I'd respond
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>>10991843
>Ripping open her top she exposed her massive bouncing tits. Her excitement unable to be contained as her bubbly breast jerk about at every motion.
GIVE ME THE DICK.

>>10991663
Metallica, Infected Mushroom, That Handsome Devil.

>>10991866
Thanks!

>>10991879
NOPE!
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>>10991770
Imagine still being a bit jealous of Peach
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>>10991889
>The anon takes the opportunity to throw his pants up and shove himself up to the hilt in her massive chest, cock not even all the way hard yet he jiggles and molests her tits to start getting himself aroused, lightly humping his hips back and forth against her cleavage while he does
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>>10991889
Prove that anon wrong

Tell me something only you would know about me, not some basic ass shit like "Fav pokemon is Sableye and you listen to weezer xxxd"

Really, prove it

>>10991900
Nigga Peach is jealous of ME
HE QUIT THE THREADS BECAUSE HIS CANADIAN BITCH WENT RUNNING TO ME INSTEAD OF HIM
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>>10991889
Cool, I could never get into it, but I want to get this into you, so...
>Unbuttoning his pants, he slides them down his legs and kicks them off to the side. His erection pitches a tent in his boxers as he stands there for the magician girl.
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>>10991880
>another fucking baiting retard
If that's how you choose to rationalize it, incorrect as it is, go nuts.. Taking 'hey, do a starter then' as some top secret personal attack says more about you than anyone else.
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>10991932
Still desperately trying to have him acknowledge you.
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>>10991865
Hahaha! You can do your worst.
>He pretends as if he's going to toss Midare into the water by swinging him back and forth, but relents at the last second and sets the boy back on the ground.
But I'll be the victor in the end!
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>>10991956
>hey do a starter that I wont reply to and will only do the same thing I've done for years, shitpost you
You act like I haven't learned anything

>>10991970
I talked to him
He wouldn't even admit that he loved me, I was just "His best friend"
He simply never gave a fuck about me, and you know what
He got what he deserved for using me
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>>10991931
>Her soft pale breasts swallow his stiff slab of meat with ease, motioning her tits up and down the warm flesh squishing all over the slab of cock meat. She lowers her mouth to kiss the tip, but it never pokes out the top.
Oops! Tits too big!

>>10991947
>With a quick spin in a circle her cloths pop off like a cartoon, fully naked, ready and willing she presents her plump ass to him, wiggling it side to side before pressing her hands to the wall.
Come on, FUCK ME! Hard! I can take it!
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>>10992004
>that i won't reply to
What's fucking stopping you from writing a few scant sentences then? If it's business as usual it shouldn't be that big a deal. Not like you can sink any lower in the public eye at this point so just.
Write.
The damn.
Starter.
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>>10991973
Aah! Master's trying to rust me! How cruel!
>Midare plays scared, smiling all the while.
Hmhm~. We'll see.
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>10992004
>He got what he deserved for using me
Cutting ties with a fucking psychopath? Yes, that is pretty deserving, actually.
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>>10992044
Why are you encouraging him at all?
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>>10992012
I love your excitement, let's give you a bit more to squeal about!
>Pulling his boxers down and letting his erect cock spring into the air, he plants one hand on the magician's plump rear while pressing his dick against her ready and waiting hole with the other. He slowly pushes his rod inside her, finding little resistance despite the snug fit. Just as his swollen head disappears inside her, he grabs hold of her hips with both hands, rears back, and thrusts forward with everything he can muster, his hips slamming against hers as he fills her insides up with one rough motion.
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>>10991613
I-it's nice to meet you, Cereza. Both your names sound lovely! (Though he had to question why someone would call their child "Bayoneta"... Maybe it was a nickname?)
>she continues to cover the soft and smooth skin of her back with sunscreen, gulping when she undoes her bra, as it falls down on her towel, her upper body fully naked
>she feels her shivering under his hands and that really makes his confidence grow, as he presses on, going further and further to her sides, stopping centimeters away from her breasts, gulping hard, his sweat more visible
>she seems to enjoy herself as she covers the entirety of her back, before he feels himself getting pushed towards her body, her leg on the back of his body
O-oh, yeah, you could say she is very sociable. Hehe...
Wait, l-lower...?
>but he already did her back... Is she saying...?
*Gulp!*
>Dipper pauses for a second, before showing an aroused, shy, yet determined face and proceeds to go lower... Getting a nice handful of her ass cheeks... Molding them under his hands... Feeling how soft and plump they are... Going with his hands up and down, covering every inch of her cheeks in lotion...
>before realizing his trance like state, he realizes the member between his legs was now at full mast, pointing upwards through his shorts, pretty visible to anyone who might look that way...
>he proceeds to lean forward, pressing her leg downwards from his back and proceeds to get a good feel- I MEAN, massage and cover in sunscreen her long, luscious legs... Giving them a nice treatment, pressing his fingers along their length... Going up and down.... massaging her thighs, down to her calves and up again... Her legs were simply stunning, the longest he's ever seen, too... And so well built and firm, yet soft...
He goes back to talk to her, as he proceeds to continue to cover her assets, going over every single spot...
H-hobbies? N-not much... I usually solve puzzles, math problems and help my uncle at his shop. Pretty basic...
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>>10991825
they ded it
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>>10992074
Best case scenario, he takes it and the thread's purpose is actually used.
Worst case, it's business as usual.

Also morbid curiosity.
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>>10992012
>A muffled moaning sound escapes his throat as she starts to set into it with vigor, her huge milky tits starting to jerk him off like a custom made onahole. He lets his hips sit in place for a few seconds, content to let her do her work, before the constant squishing around his cock gets to him and he starts to buck into her again, his nuts slapping against the underside of her tits and leaking pre inbetween the massive mounds
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>>10992113
WOAH!
>She cries out as her insides are crushed by his thick slab of cock, she wiggled back and forth to take every inch of his cock, her breasts firmly pressed on the wall as she pushed back, taking every inch again and again.
Harder harder! HIT ME!
>She begged as she circled her hips, motioning the massive rod about inside her.

>>10992127
THAT FUCKING AL THE CHEMIST PLAY.
JUGGERNAUGHT SPUN AND WON
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>>10992163
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>>10992198
Delet this immediately
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>>10992198
>Fucks it until it's dribbling and crying like the average Metroid fan.
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>>10991857

>Overengorged and full beyond any food coma ever before, the boy laid there in the sand and kept his ass and hips raised to the skies. Every stroke inside his colon brought forth more and more cum, flowing through his intestines to his belly and churning with every other drop deposited beforehand. It feels bad, not being able to really do anything other than press your butt against your cumgiver, but he knew that this was the best strategy. It was the only thing he could think of any more, it was his newly given job as a girlfriend to become her cumdump. The second eruption from her cock scared him a little bit when she quickly exited his exit, feeling a ton of her sperm ejecting outside onto the white sand, only to moan in relief when it came rushing back with rushing fluids following inside. His belly was beyond pregnant looking, it was more like a beach ball than anything else, and still more came. Was this enough?
"Wh-whoa?!"
>Quickly this was answered by him being flipped over dominantly by Necro onto his back and feet into the air, staring straight up at her while she mated with him. The change of pressure and position forced him to clamp down on her dick and hold it in place. She was running out of steam, and he was running out of room. Still, her panting voice cooing that last load made him relax and smile to the lovely futa.
"One load or ten...I could take anything you give me. I want to be your real girlfriend. I love you Necro~."
>He really wanted to kiss her at this point, show her a real form of affection rather than just being pumped full silly. All he could do at this point is lock his legs around her waist and keep her from pulling out, like she would ever do that.

(I know it's a girl, but I didn't have any shota gifs of this position)
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>>10992053
(That'll do. Couldn't resist the urge to mess with Midare even though I wasn't in the lewd mood)
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>>10992195
I give people too much doubt. It's a curse.
Not like I'm expecting much but continued excuses at this point.
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>>10992180
>With a firm palm on either side of her massive motherly breasts she jerks her massive breasts up and down, stroking him off with the miles of pale pillowy meat that is her chest. Every connection of his sack was met with the soft embrace of her tits.
Look at you go! Remember don't hold back! I want you to enjoy yourself!
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>>10992246
Master's such a bully. I'll have to surprise and bully him back one day!
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>>10992250
For what it's worth, if he'd ever shut up and rp I'd leave him alone. I stop shitting on him when it looks like he's trying, but he never does anymore
At least before he'd get one session done before outing himself
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>>10992306
Basically this.
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I bet on losing dogs
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>>10992183
>Thrusting his hips as hard as he could, his cock repeatedly cleaved through the magical girl's slick, wet walls, the tip slamming against the entrance to her womb with every push. He moved harder and faster each time, enjoying the fleshy slap of his hips every time he rammed into her wiggling rear. Soon even this wasn't enough as he pushed himself harder, forcing her to rebound off the wall each time as he tried to reach further and further inside her warm, enveloping cunt.
Haa, this feels amazing...but it's still not enough for you, is it?
>Taking her up on her invitation, he pulled his hand off of her wiggling, beckoning butt, reared back, and gave it a hearty slap in between one of his thrusts.
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>>10992335
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>>10992365
Stop. Let him starve.
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>>10992365
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>>10992421
Have you finished those backlogged sessions anons
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>>10992352
Ah ah! More!
>She begged as she lowered her head, pushing her big soft ass out to him, letting him do as he will to her soft cheeks, the reding white swelling around her hips and cheeks. She was simply enjoying the railing too much to speak. Only caring about his pleasure as her hips motion with his, making sure every bit of her insides take his cock, the soft fleshy walls tight around his cock, the head poking into her deepest parts
AWE! MORE!
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>>10992126
>His hands sink right into the pale flesh of her ass, fingers practically swallowed whole by the round cheeks which lewdly deform as he rubs them up and down, an appreciative purr coming from her mouth while he gets more and more eager with each passing moment. The lewd smile across her face was obvious at this point, the boy able to feel a slight wiggle in her hips that was surely more than just her reacting to the cold. As he positioned himself he could actually feel her push her hips back up, flattening his bulging tent out against the warms skin of her ass. The way his fingers work up and down her legs get a much larger reaction out of the lady, sighs of contentment escaping her mouth while he all but feels her up, mixed in with an occasional gasp when he found the right spot. Despite how trim and almost athletic the rest of her body looked there was still more than enough for him to grope and knead in his hands staring below the hips, a teenagers dream in many ways. She continues to listen on for a little while, waiting for a moments pause when he's at the bottom of her legs before rolling over. The witch stays in place for a few moments, letting the boy drink in the site of her bare chest and one hand slowly trailing down her stomach, hooking a single finger below the fabric of her bottom and dragging it down just half an inch or so.
You don't mind doing my front as well, do you?
(Might have to duck out sometime soon for dinner just so you know. I'll try to give a warning if I do)
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>>10992219
>Necro's entire body shuddered in ecstasy as she lets her hips run wild, in a constant jerking motion to merely move her dick around within the cum stuffed ass of her friend turned breeding bitch that was all too willing to submit to her desires. Her eyes rolled towards her skull, her tongue draped passed her bottom lip and shameless moans of delight rung across the empty beach like she was some sort of feral animal trying to get rocks off with the nearest warm hole. Necro's body seems to go limp as she feels another orgasm well up inside of her, raising her ass high into the air and giving his pucker a small break from being reamed into submission before she lets her entire body weight fall against him, his legs locking around her waist the only thing keeping her tip from accidentally slipping out of it's new favorite home. Necro's rock hard girth spasms within his rectum, sending a few last creamy globs of dickgirl spunk into the already semen receptacle his stomach had become. Not finding the strength in her to even pull out she just allows her dick to idly throb and leak within his stretched wide asshole, legs still spread wide and completing the picture-esque scene of boy turned cock addicted slut on the beach. The sun setting over the cerulean ocean in front of them Necro tiredly wraps her arms around her favorite boy toy, leaning down to press a single chaste kiss atop his lips.
"I-I love you too. Don't ever...Mmph...Leave me...Zzz..."
>With those few words Necro's body finally catches up with her tired mind, falling into a restful snooze atop him while clutching him as tightly as his sperm filled belly will allow.
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I'm done with you

get the fuck out of my life
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>>10992625
>You finish that starter yet?
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>>10992625
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>>10992625
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>>10992487
>He kept up his frantic pace, crashing into the bent-over girl again and again as hard as he could, even as she screamed for more. His occasional slaps had left her cheeks red with his handprints, as he gave up on slapping her and instead taking two big handfuls of her plump, inviting butt and rolling it in between each thrust. As he continued his hip-shattering thrusts, he could feel himself coming closer and closer to the edge as the magician girl's slippery love tunnel seemed to squeeze and stroke his rod with every movement. Wrapping one hand around her sizeable rear, he planted his fingers on the magician girl's clit and began rubbing it raw as he neared his climax.
I hope you've enjoyed this celebration, because I'm going to fill you up with everything I've got!
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>>10992625
>You finish that starter yet
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>>10992625
He got that fucking mad that he went ranting to them
I almost want to feel bad for him
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>>10992640
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>>10992714
Notice how he doesn't respond until I bring up that his daddy molested him, and then all he has is a shitty forced meme

fuckin bitch
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>>10992625
>>You finish that starter yet?
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>>10992744
hahha
but seriously
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>>10992744
It's called comedic timing. He waited for you to stop shitting yourself because he saw the perfect opportunity
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>>10992744
Notice while you think you're here scoring points absolutely nothing has changed and everyone is collectively laughing at you for the joke of a human being you are.
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>>10992680
OH MY!
>She cries out as her little button was pressed, her eyes lighting up like fireworks as the sexual pulsing filled her mind and body, her motions becoming slower and twitchy as she took every little bit he gave her, her hands diving to her chest and rubbing at her little nubs. One hand full of tit flesh, the other reaching down and fondling his sack.
Give it to me! I want it all! Ah AH!

>>10992684
>Poses in sweet sweet victory with the bobman himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAEDQwMtf4o
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>>10992770
>The perfect opportunity to force a meme is when your ex brings up the fact that you literally got molested as a child

nani the fuck?
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>You finish that starter yet?
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>10992802
You're really that dense, aren't you?
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>>10992802
You think he reads anything you post anymore? You think anything reaches him anymore?
You already doxxed him, it's not sensitive info he trusts you with anymore
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>>10992802
>force a meme
but it's not a meme
finish the damn starter
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>>10992625
>Paul writes all this but not a starter
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>>10992512

>Necro felt like she was putting her all into the boy's ass as she neared her last orgasm, her new girlfriend panting and groaning at how expanded and wild this escapade became. One day, they were merely good friends. The next, he became a cum balloon and was amorous about it too. Keeping her locked within his leg's grasps before she erupted, he moaned one last cry of ecstasy and came on the bottom of his tummy. Brain turned to mush, voice cracking, body craning to keep everything inside like his life depended on it, he watched with a dazed mind as the last shot of seed finally globbed into his body. It threatened to actually come out the other end, fighting hard to not cough up her prized semen and keep it all within him.
>Looking past the sex-crazed girl, ramming her gigantic cock into what was once his ass now turned into a cumbank, the boy saw a beautiful woman that he could fall in love with forever. She laid on top of his belly and passed out in a quiet slump, hugging his stuffed to the brim body and listening to his heart beat. He wasn't completely exhausted like Necro was, but the stunning sunset over the vacant beach drifted the boy into a sleeping wonderland. He yawned once and gave the dickgirl a pat on her body, enjoying the buttplug that was her dick becoming limp for the first time this day, slowly readying to rest and realizing what she said before passing out.
"I couldn't leave you even if I wanted...literally..."

(Well, I loved this. I don't know about you. I know my skills dropped at the end a lot, but I really had a lot of fun. Thank you again!)
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I fucking love these threads.
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>>10992909
(Yeah I loved it. Really eager sex + position switching + multiple orgasms is totally hitting all of my buttons. Thanks for approaching me for this anon it was a joy to play with you. Have a wonderful night, okay?)
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>>10992925
Me and you both, me and you both.
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>>10992802
>the pants shitting retard is trying to provoke some reply out of me, what do I post?
It was executed perfectly, and you're such a fucking dumbass you took that victory of getting a response out of him here
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hi and welcome
do u like japanamation?? are you a quirky nerd like me?? look at all this stuff on here its amazing what technology can do to bring us togather. if u dont have anything nice to say then rememeber, this is the internet but in real life i could destroy you. think about it. cum on me bro (:

i'm a hardcore redditor and libertarion (woot ron paul ftw!). I'm also a brony to the core (applejack is best pony). My favorite memes are slender and nyancat. I'm a philosophy major at my local community college and like to debate people about the evils of organized religion.

i have an extensive anime collection complete with dvds and statuettes of my favorite anime babes and my friends find this very impressive. they always experinces so much awe the moment they walks into my room (also known as Chinami-chan-sama’s Sacred Spirit Shrine , it says so on a sign on my door) that they never knows what to say. maybe they wants some magazine posters of eechi girls too’? heh

my kinks include, but are not limited to: futa penile fencing, dalmatians, crotchs, asians, ferdoras, garfield, vidoeo game arguments, schoolgirls, concrete ( NOT a combination of the two, notice the comma, i am not a weirdo like that) elfen lied, large insertion, gianteses, socialjustice, fecals, used socks, epic memes, liking different foods on facebook, gamer girls, gay swimmers, coffee, throat bulges, belly button prolapse, tennis, imitation crab and gettin hydrated.
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>It's a "Paul gets shit thrown back in his face" Episode
Karma's a nasty bitch, ain't she?
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>>10992947
(It's better than what's currently going on at least. I hope you have a fantastic night as well.)
(And I seriously apologize about my writing at the end.)
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>>10992501
(Might have to go in an hour, but I don't wanna rush this. Do you think we can pick this up at a later time, once either of us has to go?)
>he continued to lean in and massage her body from her shoulders to her back, all the way to her round bottom, lower to her thighs and calves and then all the way back
>her moans did nothing but entice the young man... And he was glad to help her. It felt like such an honor to touch this outstandingly gorgeous body! Especially her lower half...
>he doesn't realize the extra stimuli she receives from her, as his bulge grinds against the side of her ass, too focused on not disappointing her
>that changes once she turns around, the hot feeling of her cheek against his member gone, as he looks confused at her, before his heart starts beating out of his chest
>he had a full frontal view of her breasts. Those same breasts that were previously covered a thin layer of clothing, now were laid bare for him to see... And the first thing he noticed were the two pink buds that were pointing outwards... >"She must have enjoyed her massage..." he thinks, as she pulls downwards at her bikini bottoms, his eyes go wider, looking back at her, his face red as a tomato
N-no! N-not at all! P-please, allow me!
>he gets the sunscreen bottle and pours more of the lotion on his hands, before making a pose, savoring the sight
>he then proceeds to slowly massage her shoulders... around her neck... and lower... down to his targets...
>if before all this he averted her gaze, when he reached her breasts he slowly made the courage to stare her right in the eyes
>he grabs both breasts in his hands and proceeds to give them a nice thorough massage, oiling them all over... going from the underside and around to her areolas
>he becomes a little daring and proceeds to take each nipple in one hand and slowly massage them between his fingers, pulling on them so very slowly, before pressing on them...
>he then goes lower, slowly, to her stomach...
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"What you see is what you get, just a guy that loves adventure, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!"

"That's juice and jam unc."

"Now I'll show you!"

"Yeah! We're Sonic Heroes"

"I'm not a rat, I'm a hedgehog!"

"Time to juice and jam!"

"I'm Sonic the Hedgehog. I have no master, except the wind that blows free."

"A hedgehog's gotta do what a hedgehog's gotta do."

"An adventure's no fun if it's too easy"

"Do I need a reason to want to help out a friend?"

"Sonic's the name, speed's my game!"

"Time to scramble some Eggman, Super Sonic style!"
-Sonic the Hedgehog
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>>10993004
(You were a joy to play with from beginning to end you adorable cum dumpster you. Don't apologize for that at all. This was definitely one of my favorite thread sessions so be proud of how well you did.)
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>>10992993
Just fade into the blackness when you fuck up already

And ask yourself why he should forgive you when you're this willing to parade around his most personal shit for such a petty victory
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>>10992797
>As the magician girl moaned and twitched underneath him, his back arched as he reached his climax, thrusting forward and burying his rod inside her one last time. Pressed up tightly against her womb, he released one thick jet of semen after another, flooding her insides with dense, gooey seed, his cock twitching with delight as each wad of cum spurt out the tip. He moaned as the wave of pleasure spread through his body, one hand fiercely digging into her plump butt, the other freezing on her clit as his whole body seized with his orgasm. Slowly the amazing feeling faded away, the tension leaving his body all at once as he released a heavy, pleased sigh. He pulled his cock out of the pounded and abused hole, spreading one lip to the side as the plugged-up semen began spilling out onto the floor.
H-holy shit, that was amazing...
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>he can copypaste all this but he still can't finish an actual starter
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>And back to the spam when he realizes things aren't going his way.
Like clockwork.
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Butt/Booty Lovers Inc.
~~= R U L E S =~~
‼ Ask before PM.
No IRL human profile pics. Furry is preferred.
⭕ No pity parties! Don't bother the group with your IRL problems and try to get us to feel sad for you.
Sexual RP is allowed and encouraged!
Memes are prohibited. They aren't funny, we don't want to see them.
Sending furry porn/hentai is encouraged, especially if the pics are of booties!
No drama. Do not argue with members, or admins here.
DO NOT interrupt anyone's RP unless you're invited.
All admins reserve the right to kick and ban as they see fit. So stay in line, you might not get a warning.
Finally... You MUST like booty!
Please kiss, spank, or lick an admin's ass once you've read all the rules.
Welcome and enjoy!
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>Yesterday Undyne's player was RPing like a normal person
>Today they are chimping out
wtf happened
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>>10993048
>Hope you enjoyed! That was great! Hope we can finish it here <3
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>>10993076
Two different people
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>>10992925
>>10992925
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
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>>10993076
Different people. Also, leave them be. It's for the best.
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>>10993076
Not the same person friendo.
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>>10993076
Different person. The one shitting themselves right now is Paul.
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>>10993087
>rubs Papa Bones' shoulders
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Can we get Lupin and Kagerou in here too?
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>>10992625
I hoped this was lupin given the name but all it was is DMG and Paul stirring up shit again
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>>10993081
(Yep, was thirsty all day, glad I got to write some smut, thanks DMG!)
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>>10993073
And after you ask yourself why he should forgive, hold onto this one precious truth

You're going to remember how much of a pants shitting retard you were IF you make it to adulthood

And it will make you want to kill yourself
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>>10993076
The one from yesterday was Hotaru.
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>>10993110
Anytime! Gunna lurk and laugh to myself now
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>just want fishtits
>come back to this shitshow
everything i love is going to be paul-tainted won't it
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>>10993103
You've always been so nice to me anon. Thank you, I appreciate you being here. Never change, always remember your happiness is your own. Love yourself because that's all you need. Remember though, you're not the only one who loves you.
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>>10993005
(Not at all, I'd love to pick this up some other day if we're both low on time, also chores just came up so I think I need to run now, I'll save this reply to come back to later though.
Actually this is a good place to ask, any particular direction you want this to head?)
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>>10993170
>tfw you'll never be that tiny monster
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Going straight to bed now. Really long but enjoyable session, brain hurts and satisfied. Good night.
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>>10993170
Eh, it's what I do. For better or for worse I've been hanging around here and watching the seasons change, but I appreciate still seeing you around and I thank you for the kind words.
You keep your chin up too, Bonesy. Don't let life drag down until you're too brittle to fight back.

>>10993208
Good night.
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>>10993170
Are you drunk?
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>>10993178
(Sure, that's ok. No problem. I'll save it, as well.
As for direction, it could be him continuing the massage all the way, since you teased the panties going down...
Followed by Dip somehow getting between those sweet-sweet legs, perhaps her repaying him for a job well done.
That sound good?)
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>>10993293
Yeah, was just pondering how, mouth or chest or something a touch more straightforward, maybe even thigh jobs or something. Catch you around
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>>10993234
Will do anon, you keep yours up as well, never forget people care about you.
>>10993202
I mean, PR baby not, but I still love you regardless.
>>10993265
Very!
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>>10993159
Not everything.

Eventually.
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>>10993322
Make me feel good about myself too, Papa.
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>>10993318
See you! Take care and thank you!
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>>10993343
fuck you you didn't make the hm starter either, ya shit
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It appears I missed something funny and hilarious.
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>>10993403
I get hungry for candy whenever you come around but I'm broke fuck you
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>>10993344
Anon, you can let other people control how you feel; or, you can realise you are entirely in control of your own disposition. You can genuinely decide to be happy or miserable or happy. I mean, why the fuck does it matter who appreciates what you are other than yourself. Anon, don't chase being 'happy', find contentment, realise that you are the wonderful centre of your own universe and the only love you need is your own. You can do it, just dig deep and be the best you that you can be!
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>>10993403
I love you.
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Some of you are alright. Don't come to Worlds.
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>>10993489
Hey skull servants. I just want to say, I appreciate you as another skeleton in these threads. Thank you for being you.
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>>10993392
I'd do it now if I didn't have to be at work in a few hours.
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>>10993403
only thing I see interesting here is your fat butt
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>>10993529
I just try to bring a little levity to the place.
Also I anon a lot when I'm not bone daddy so y'know.
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>>10993403
What beautiful eyes you have!
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>>10993541
This multi-directional blueballing shit ain't funny.
Damn you.
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>>10993178
>that image and that image alone
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>>10993581
I have one with her and her sister in a matching outfit I would post where I not away from the pc
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>>10993569
I'll do my best to make up for it as soon as I can, I promise.
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>>10993581
I wanna make an inkling ahegao.
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>>10993663
I accept your await whatever you have in mind.
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>>10993433
I'm sorry :c
I should go get some candy too

>>10993484
I love you too Anon!

>>10993543
W-Wha...

>>10993552
Why, thank you!
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>Bayonetta/Dipper Pines
I mean, I'm not complaining, but why?
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>>10993673
Absolutely degenerate. Inklings are subspecies trash. Octolings pretty much reign supreme over those pathetic vermin in every way fathomable.
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>>10993709
I like your breasts too.
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>>10993795
Well, while I do agree that octolings have certain "assets" I find desirable that inklings don't have, there's nothing I wouldn't give to fill an inkling with my own special ink.
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>>10993757
Why not?
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>>10993709
You heard me
What's cooking with you, good looking
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>>10993795
Nice to see that someone else gets it. Inklings are garbage, the only things worth caring about is us Octolings.
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>>10993837
How... Forward.

>>10993999
Had some food. Had some fun.
I'm a tad tired but it's the good kind of tired.
Life is good.
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>>10994236
Hey, candy slut. Methinks you deserve another meme. Hopefully I'm not too out of practice with these.
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>>10994290
You just made my night brighter.
<3
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>Hotaru still comes here
Man I've missed a lot
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>>10994302
<3
Happy to hear it. And you can definitely expect to see more in the future. For your memery nearly rivals my own.
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>>10994379
Been busy with work but now and then I'm here to say "hi".
So, uh, hi.
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>>10994448
Funny thing is, I'm listening to Fortunate Son while checking all the captions you've made for me.I appreciate them, Meme-Anon.
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>>10994448
Where's Mecha hotaru
You're like his fourth wife
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>>10993604
>>10993581
Here you go
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>>10994540
>Fourth Wife
What a piece of shit he is.
...
I mean, he's around. We're both banting at each other with Oblivion memes.
>>
I wish chicken chan was here.
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>>10994540
He's being a working stiff right now
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