/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Supreme gemtleman Edition
Last Thread: >>10977058
[NEW RELEASES]
>Steven Universe: Art & Origins
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#BOOK-WITU (more comics were added)
Mega: https://mega.nz/#!6lsBnSZQ!iHfJ3qU0K-B2LlKIL6FYfrGXkq8ZDHSurAuPOn4bRmY
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1419724436/
>Soundtrack (Vol. 1)
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/YP-SU-FLAC-OST01.zip
Torrent: https://su-g.pw/f4z96
iTunes: http://apple.co/2riEbl9
[NEWS]
>SU nominated for Emmy's "Outstanding Short Form Animated Program"
https://www.awn.com/news/nominations-announced-69th-emmy-awards
>Graphic novel "Anti-Gravity" available for pre-order
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt and comics: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
Soundtracks: https://mega.nz/#F!Bxcn3LbC!JZSLtIcE_E510tzc3czCdg
Streaming: https://ctoon.party/sun/
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
[LEAKS]
>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
[MISC]
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
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>/sug/ image archive
http://su.booru.org/
yyA
>>10980890
WHAT ARE YOU
>>10980890
KCUF EHT TAHW
>>10980891
Actually, I haven't
>>10980892
At least you tried
>>10980890
Im more interested in that cat
Hey guys, it's your favourite tripfag Anonymous here, I'm so fucking popular that everyone pretends to be me.
>>10980890
Show us your penis!
>>10980924
I thought you were asleep you fuck
god damn can someone just fucking post something steven universe related already?
ILL START
WHO KILLED PINK?
>>10980948
I never sleep
>>10980930
I'm you too
>>10980924
Tried and failed.
>>10980951
White Diamond.
>>10980951
Yellow. done.
>>10980951
Unknown.
>>10980951
It was a inside job
>>10980954
I'm anonymous, and you are too.
>>10980958
I hope not. We haven't even met this character yet, and if her only purpose is pink diamond's death, that'd be stupid.
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>>10980983
Yeah, let's be honest. The crewniverse will do that.
>>10980951
Rainbow Quartz.
Think about it. The sapphires didnt see her coming because they cannot see a new type of fusion.
And her pearl didn't cry out in alarm because that Pink Diamond's pearl was Rainbow Quartz and is our pearl.
Where do I get a Greg dad?
>>10980925
It was 3am on an autumn night. I was browsing 4chan on my phone in bed when I heard a meowing outside. But it wasn't the usual meowing of cats at night, no, it was the meowing of a kitten. A kitten that sounded like it was dying.
I yelled back at the cat from my window, and it meowed back at me, louder than her usual meows. I did that for about 5 minutes, after which I put on a coat and went outside in my slippers and pajamas.
I got to the cat and at first it tried running away, but eventually it just stayed still and then I caught it. The kitten was wet and smelled of feces and urine. I took it in, gave it a bath, fed it and now it's an indoor cat, fully rehabilitated.
Weirdly enough it was already potty trained.
Also she can be a little shit sometimes.
>>10980992
If Pearl revealed to Bismuth (assuming the whole truth hasn't been revealed) Would she try to shatter Pearl?
>>10981042
*this
>>10981042
No in fact she'd realize that not all diamonds are bad and she'd give up her plan to destroy them all and be fully redeemed.
Bravo Sugar
I enjoy being male. My dad is proud of me, I have a penis, the better set of genitalia, moreover it's easy for me to get muscle and tone myself I've got a support group of friends to fall back on (who won't stab me in the back" and other beifts
Being male is fantastic.
>>10981090
I enjoy being both at the same time
t. First post in the thread
>>10981102
You're either one or the other anon, what chromosomes do you have?
>>10981090
t.spider
>>10981116
I'm a man.
>>10981113
You could have both it's just that one won't be fully developed
>>10980924
You already did tp
>>10981113
I don't know. I have never had it tested. Maybe I have XXY chromosomes.
>>10981121
You're an arachnid
>>10981124
Not tp
>>10981122
Okay anon, you're either one or the other.
>>10980983
It could've been plotted too. Like the common theory that Rose and White colluded so that she'd shatter Pink in exchange for retreating from earth and ending all gem activity there.
I feel like, for Jasper to get redeemed, and for there to be a major sense of distrust and chaos on Homeworld, it had to have been another Diamond. White Diamond, the leader of the entire empire, being the one to have caused all this chaos would lead pretty much everyone, even the Diamonds and other loyalist HW gems, to have a common enemy. And who else other the most powerful entity in the show to have as a final boss? There's also the 4 temperaments thing, so if she's truly a Phlegmatic, it's the perfect display of her coldness vs. Steven's hyper empathy. Also the thing about "only a diamond can break another diamond".
>>10981133
No. I'm pretty sure I've got a fucking penis and I'm male. I am a man.
>>10981148
>wtf is 'hermaphrodite'??
Whatever role she ends up playing, I'm just hyped up for her debut. It's surely gonna be as glorious as Yellow's and Blue's, if not better. Even this fanmade YT description hypes me up, and it's not even official!
>>10981158
Fake news.
All niggers should be killed
>>10981155
A male arachnid
Lauren Zuke has been hospitalised,
>>10981193
if only it were true
>>10981161
>Yellow's debut
>glorious
>>10981193
Oh, noooo...
If i was santa i would have permanent boner.
>>10981193
The hospital said "one at a time please"
>>10981216
Aside from the one face, and some meh boarding, it was glorious. Showcased her aggressive businesswoman attitude extremely well, and were it not for the face, she would've been taken as way more of a threat.
>>10981149
>Rose and White colluded so that she'd shatter Pink in exchange for retreating from earth and ending all gem activity there.
The war lasted way long after PD until everyone got corrupted. It wasn't a good deal for neither of them
>>10981320
Hey, you're not peridoodle...
Is Half Life 2 a good game?
>>10981314
>>10981314
>>10981350
eyelashes please!
>>10981243
>>10981314
I can't believe they showed Jasper like this in the book. At least it wasn't pink underwear
>>10981353
blußy
>day xxx on /sug/
>I am practically alone, and frightened
>>10981418
>and people say they wouldn't their waifu with canon proportions
well, my waifu is HOT and BEAUTIFUL
>>10981418
put a dick
>>10981493
no, bigger boob's
>>10981314
what are you basing the leg stripe locations on?
Have you killed yourself yet?
>>10981567
Yeah,it's actually really good. I met my dad agin, it was fantastic, I also met some pretty cool people in my family, did you know one of my ancestors was a Brigadier in the British army?
Some things are bad though, I kind of miss my mum and my brother (still on Earth). Also I'm permentetoy stuck at the age I died, so I'm forever 19, also I kind of find it a little daunting to talk to certain people.
I've always wanted to speak to the King of France and Germany, but I don't know what to say. I suppose it's easy if you can talk to people.
>>10981596
fucking ghosts get out of my board
>>10981596
hitler is the true king of germany
>>10981691
I wish you Naziboos would fuck off tbf, the German empire was for Kaiser und land.
>>10981458
Why are so many people eat that shit. Its just big pile of bread with a bit meat and vegetables. Under spices you dont even notice the difference of its insides
I like shit.
>>10981763
You like Lapis.
>>10981729
Germany is for Charlemagne.
At least everyone can relate to Charlemagne. Literally.
>>10981738
if you wouldnt notice the difference why are you bitching? fuck off vega- well shit this was my captcha just now
>>10981795
>not-legacy captcha
JESUS CHRIST DON'T DO THIS TO ME, DON'T MAKE ME LOOK AT THIS
If we found a super advanced civilization in the Milky Way, what would happen if we found out, they're humans, (just like us)?
How would these technologically supiror humans react to finding out that aliens in the Milky way are just other humans?
>>10981865
>what would happen if we found out, they're humans
I reckon we would try to become allies with them in order to defeat the Goa'uld.
>>10981865
If they were super advanced they'd probably just look down at us and move a long, no reason to waste their time with monkeys.
>>10981900
Key point, they're humans too.
>>10981795
Is it a challenge?
>>10981836
Fuck that shit. I cant even read it without glasses
>>10981928
except on an entirely different planet, that are super advanced, and wouldn't care about lesser life, even if it looked like them.
>>10981947
No, he was talking about spices, and then my captcha was to select all images with spice racks in them.
>>10981928
>>10981865
If they took the "muh culture preservation" approach, they will try to avoid direct interaction as much as possible in fear that we might accidentally develop in a different way than we would have otherwise. They will study us from afar like an anthropological curiosity. Their TV shows will feature token Terran characters portrayed as noble, wise, yet savage people.
If they take the "best benefit" approach, they might exterminate us to get a hold of our perfectly habitable planet. Possibly domesticate some of us for the purpose of testing chemicals and performing other biological/surgical experiments that they couldn't perform on their own people.
>>10981865
Colonialism but on a planetary scale
Kill anyone who isn't me.
i wish anime was real
>>10982343
i wish you weren't
Only 4 hours late. Wew .
What is wrong with this thread? I swear we weren't this bad yesterday
>>10982585
Hiatus
>>10982600
Thats a kind of haiku,right?
>>10982585
You must not have been here yesterday.
>>10982585
3rd world war. Didnt you heard?
>>10982607
You get a 5 episode bomb, 7 weekly episodes, another 5 episode bomb, then nothing 'til the end of creation.
>>10982655
>>10982659
Uhh... care to enlighten me? I had done some writefagging and came back to shitposts, are you saying that something big happened after that?
>passed out at 2AM in the middle of night /sug/posting
>woke up around probably 4AM, saw a whole fuckload of new posts, didn't bother because tired as fuck
>wake up at 10:00 AM, decide to catch up
>mfw the chaos that unfolded
someone fucking redpill me on why the fuck that faggola was so salty to Bloople, was he just taking the piss or was that just anti-content fag back at it again with trying to drive people away
[spoiler]
I'll shut up about it if we just want to move on though[/spoiler]
>>10982669
Not what i ment ok
Your answer must be concise
Please dont be that way
>>10982720
Don't gotta do shit. Get over yourself, dickhead. I do what I want.
Someone at Otakon is selling an Amy body pillow. I ordinarily don't like those kinds of things but this looks... really fucking cute. Should I?
>>10982696
Wait this was drama involving bloople? AKA the least annoying avatarfag on this general? That's retarded. It reminds me of that idiot who got mad at Galaxy for one of her fanarts having "yellow teeth" and started claiming she was a degenerate and shit.
>>10982777
Shut up kid fucker
Dont run your mouth at me sir
Do not front me kid
>>10980992
We all know Pearls copy their diamonds styles and appearances to a degree, so if anything this is the stuff she still retained even after her slavery.
>>10982795
read the latter half of the last thread it's fucking ridiculous
there's always drama with Bloople but it's easily ignored in favor of lighthearted conversation about feelings and cuteness - this one was just a new level of autism one that even I feel can't be placed on the spectrum, fucking glad I missed that
>>10982796
>Do not front me kid
what if we take you from behind
I hope after su ends sugar will recognize herself as male and grow balls then create new SU GO with battle HW gems against earth and new formed rebels of CGs with rose
>>10982791
If you know for a fact that it's not 'used', sure.
>>10982817
That was very obscene
You are a homosexual
Please go die for me
>>10982796
Look who's talking, fool. You should build yourself a bridge; and get over it.
Emerald is for biting
>>10982845
Does anyone have that edit with Jasper? I know that the text and hat were both different.
>>10982859
>ywn recieve love bites from emerald
What's the point of living
>>10982852
Oh no, I'm pretty sure they are just selling the cases new, I don't know if the pillow comes with. I've never bought one before, so I don't know what's standard.
>>10982858
Stay out of this fight
Good bye,fare well,nice knowing you
Ha ha ha ha ha
>>10982884
It was always me. Are you that much of a tard? Pull your head in, kid.
>>10982905
he's probably ESL desu
>>10982905
Or maybe fuck off
You are not that important
I do what i like
>>10982929
Hey, you sound real cool. I'm sure I read that somewhere. Where could that have been?
>>10982777
Oh, hey, that was me! You do me a great honor. I'm just that cool, huh?
>>10982858
>>10983011
Haiku follows a 5-7-5 syllable style, that's 5-5-4.
Here's the punishment picture. XD
>>10983026
It's 5-5-5, faggot.
>>10983054
Point is it's still not a haiku.
Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis
>>10983026
that's actually pretty cute desu
>>10983059
Actually, I take it back, it is a haiku, I just wanted an excuse to post those again. XD
That drama was funny last night.
>>10983091
Dare thee not draw my ire.
>>10982673
North Korea declared war on the United States.
You are all faggots
Steven Universe is bad
Haikus fucking suck
>>10981307
??? I thought Pink Diamond's shattering happened at the end of the war?
>get in the thread
>thread is absolute shit
>abandon thread
>get in the thread a week later
>the thread has somehow become EVEN MORE OF A SHIT
what the fuck happened while I was away
>>10983194
Nothing. And that's exactly the problem.
>>10983194
Man you should have seen it last night, quite frustrating. The whole thread was just people arguing over the use of a word, and a bunch of people calling each other pedophiles.
>>10983257
>>10983244
>>10983194
/sug/ needs its coffee in the morning
The ire in these threads is getting to me.
>>10983292
So if war breathes invention, does ire breathe memes?
>>10983320
> breathes
>>10983194
What happened is you didn't learn anything about how generals work.
>>10983026
I got cancer
>>10983399
I just don't want to face the truth.
Seen some autismo playing a bloop stalker in the archives. ocean_sunfish_boston.mp4
>>10980890
s t i c c
>>10983417
what's wrong sweetness??
>>10982795
>AKA the least annoying avatarfag on this general
weird way to say shuckle
>>10983921
I thought shuckleanon and shyguyanon were just anons making a joke due to how autistic the general is becoming over long time veterans of the general.
Fuck I just watched the new Ducktales and I really loved it. Goodbye dreadful SU hiatus, hello duck shenanigans.
>>10983955
exactly
>>10983955
lingott 2115
also yeah, they're parodying the anons responding to avatarfags and not the avatarfags themselves, keep tellin yaself that...
Pink Diamond used to sit on these cushions
>>10984057
got em
>>10983970
Shit nvm I just found out more new episodes will be in late September. Aaand back to the hiatus it is ;_;
>>10984057
lol this is like the second time ive typed the captcha into the post this week, wtf is up with my brain
>>10983955
>implying people don't want to be recognized like other avatarfags
Hi. Am rbecca sigar. No epsoda 4 you till u gve me teh succ ;^3
Poil
>>10984062
haha wonder what they smell like
>>10984062
You just know BD plops her big ol' blooty on it nowo
>>10984169
Go on...
Does anyone have the image of Amethyst with one of the MLP ponies and she's saying something like "Wow, I guess Christ really is cool!"
>>10984169
GUYS
im feeling really nervous about seeing my friends again
it's been a while
>>10984293
Fuck you talking about hon
GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES GIMME EPISODES
FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES CN YOU PIECES OF SHIT
TTG SHOULD GET CANCELLED
CHRISTINA MILLER DESERVES TO GET HER LIFE CANCELLED
>>10984293
i don't have friends
>>10983955
This place really is more autistic than ever before.
>>10984418
>>10984418
What is that figure
>>10984418
Is he standing next to some sort of ghoul?
Shall we?
>>10984418
Now that's a giant woman.
>>10984399
I don't know why it's become like this, but I really hope hiatus ends real soon.
>>10984465
Why do you hurt yourself?
>>10980867
Reminder that rebecca sugar used to be a dirty,dirty woman
>>10980867
I hate this op
>>10984465
Please don't.
>>10984507
>used to be
>>10984507
>used to be
>>10984507
Her Eddy/Double D are is da best
>>10984507
>used to be
I don't think that movie was that long ago...
>>10984507
That's funny, she's funny.
https://discord.gg/Vr3eWh
The new /sug/ discord. We got some people, c'mon and join
>>10984902
Discords ruin threads. They take away activity and then they bring their Discord drama in the threads.
>>10984939
It's brand new. Also did you know you can post in both at the same time?! :0
>>10984955
Can you ensure that all participants will do just that? Of course you can't.
>>10984902
Cancer
>>10984955
yeah, and the other two /sug/ discords were brand new too. what's your point? this shit repeats itself and youre retarded if you think youre above it. cant wait in a month or two when that shit implodes
>>10984939
This anon has a point. And at a time like now, with the hiatus, it could really bring this thread to a crawling speed.
how are you lot doing? Had a long busy day at work, fucking retail.
>>10983066
Did you see the one updated greentext about lappy feet last night? That one was good.
>>10985050
I'm doing well. Got the day off and just found out my town has a new card shop, so I plan on heading over there at some point today.
what's that in the distance...
it's amy
>>10984465
Im interesting how much was it cost. In includes everything exept guro
>>10984991
:0 did you know you don't have to join :0
>>10985115
nice deflection
*slaps my cock on ur face*
BRAD WOSKIS BOLT PEDOS XD
>>10985135
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>10985115
:0 did you know you're a braindead retard :0
>>10985123
*slaps your mom's face with your cock*
You guys are making me miss when Sultan, Galaxy, Bloople, and a handful of anons would just shoot the shit.
>>10985184
That happens every fucking day.
>>10985184
That was last night baka
>>10985149
0:0
>>10985184
you can find the same experience by going to brunch with a bunch of middle aged women
>don't do love, don't do friends, I'm only after success
>don't need money, don't need fame, I just want to change
>one track mind, one track heart, if I fail I'll fall apart
>I feel like I'm the worst so I act like I'm the best
This is a good Jasper song!
>https://youtu.be/tohZgZEXJUY
>>10985225
Every single thread
>>10985249
only on day/sug/
>>10985197
>>10985200
It didn't happen last night.
Last night was filled with an autist screeching.
>>10985210
Middle aged women aren't nearly as interesting.
>>10985268
Rebecca is a middle aged woman
>>10985258
This. Night /sug/ is usually more interesting. Not to mention there's a fucking Discord now so I'm sure lots of people are chatting it up over there instead of here.
Leak from the shorty squad episode
>>10985319
I hope Malachite eats Peridot
>>10985297
Great high quality pearl. have this pearl
>>10985292
One, yes. Try sitting in on a conversation between an everyday group of them. It's the most banal shit in the world.
B A L D I N G
>>10985292
>30
>middle aged
People are living longer and taking better care of their bodies now. She's still pretty young. I'd say 40-60 is middle aged.
>>10985331
I accept this pearl, and offer you another.
>>10985297
There is no one using discords you fucking tool.
>>10985319
I was willing to believe this unironically thanks to the laughing lars leak. but there's no way malachite will be a thing again.
>>10985319
whoa i can't believe steven can exist in two places at once
>>10985345
oh please, the only reason you give a shit about the avatarfags is because they might be female. There's literally nothing interesting about them.
>>10985050
Great. I went to Berlin today. I went sightseeing and got some chocolates
>>10985268
Blooplefag still talked like usual
>>10985402
>There's literally nothing interesting about them.
m8 nobody's interesting here
>>10985402
Dude, I know. They're fucking boring. Why would I give a shit?
>>10985402
Many wanna fug Galaxy, Sultan and Blooplefag
>>10985402
/sug/ is REALLY bored.
I wanna fug sapphirefag.
>>10985448
Gross.
>>10985388
Well, this is most unpridicteble cartoon in this years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27E5I9-_abk
>>10985448
gay
>>10985477
>as soon as that door opens, you're going to DIE
got a chuckle out of me
LAPIS FLAPIS
change your mind has two meanings, its about the CGs failing to convince Lapis to stay and fight for earth, but the true meaning will be Corruption healing, its happening.
post best ship
>>10985563
Okay.
>>10985563
I remember mods deleted that image from a /co/ thread once. It's not even porn, they just deleted it for the dialogue.
>>10985562
nah it's just lapis being dragged back to the barn through the power of crying, singing and meepmorps. she then spends her whole off-screen time scissoring peridot
>>10985508
LAPIS FATPIS
>>10985562
It's about Lapis getting a star dinkhead.
Time to save the thread I guess.
>>10985563
Okay.
>>10985664
ugh i want lapis shattered already
>>10985589
FUCK WHAT THE MODS SAY
>>10985673
>>10985685
>>10985696
>>10985648
It's about Steven and Shitdot Shoving Lapis in the memebarn permanently and laing sure that Lapis will be shit forever
>>10985664
post the pics or else
>>10985673
post the pics or else
>>10985685
post the pics or else
>>10985696
post the pics or else
>>10985701
post the pics or else
>>10985563
>>10985683
ugh i just want lapis to shatter my asshole already
>>10984062
BIG POMF
>>10985708
Indexer's a fucking pussy, he won't do it.
>>10985728
>>10985708
Stop baiting for attention and post your damn pedofur. Your parents can't possibly think any less of you for it.
shuckleanon and shyguyanon are the only good posters.
>>10985772
Shyguyanon is a fucking faggot who is scared of koopas. Biggest loser ever. That's why shygals are always hoping on turtle dicks
>>10985683
This, she needs to turn into pink lemonade ASAP.
>>10985707
The barn burned down didn't you hear.
does steven play splatoon
>>10985838
which squid is the best kid?
ahem, everyone
i have an announcement to make...
...
...
y'all listening?
...
...
alright
...
nigga universe
>>10985913
wtf is this shit
Would you pay 50$ for a good dakimakura of your gemfu?
>>10985838
i want to love a woomy
>>10985953
yes
>>10985953
Maybe $30, if I could even afford that.
>>10985953
you'd need a mattress to fit my gemfu's girth
>>10985829
her wings look flavored in certain lighting, like the start of gem harvest
>yfw that was foreshadowing like purple lars sort of was in CtW
>>10985953
I'd probably do 50 dollars, but it'd have to be good, not some shitty low-res print on a shoddily-made case.
>>10985953
that pillow would be taller than me
>>10985993
I bet she would cost more, either that or youd get more gem for your buck.
>>10985589
Look what you've done
>>10985563
>>10986065
What, did they delete it again?
>>10986078
No, meant to reply to someone else
>>10985953
Imagine having a friend who likes this show and seeing that he has a one of aquamarine
>>10985953
$50 is a steep thing to pay to a poorfag like me, but if the quality is good enough
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU HAVE SACRIFICED YOUR SON
>>10986182
he should've bought a better version
>>10985953
I wouldn't have one even if someone paid me to have one.
>>10985953
oh yes, i havent seen any daki design for her
if you had choose one between 3 of your top fave gems, who would it be?
>>10986287
Lance.
>>10986287
Jasper duh
>>10986304
fine choice
>>10986287
>stronk cheeto warrior that just wants to feel validated or qt giant mourning tyrant
Fuck... FUCK
>>10986287
>>10985064
I didn't. Not to into feet but a link to read would be appreciated.
Are we ever gonna see a mermaid gem?
>>10986287
It's not even a contest when you have a waifu.
>>10985673
This fat fetish shit disgusts me beyond reason, but Peridot in a nacho hat is fucking adorable.
>>10985685
This or the last one is probably my stopping point, even for 2d.
Got any more good fats?
>>10986480
Yesterday's request of Garnet watching the sunset.
Ive never seen any Smokey lewds. Do they exist?
>>10986631
Not only is she terribly designed, but she also suffers from the reason stevonnie porn is taboo.
Steven.
>>10986630
>forgot to make a layer visible
Oops
>>10986679
niceu
>>10986677
>Stevonie is taboo
Is it? I didnt know, but I dont really see the logic in it. Its like the opposite of "1000 with the body of a child" deal, but since shes mature looking I figured it ok. You can't really go off her age because technically Stevonnie isnt even 1 year old yet.
>>10986631
For you anon
>>10986749
It's because tumblr uses the logic of "IT'S TWO SMALL CHILDREN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Neither of them ARE of age though, but as stevonnie is should logically bypass this.
>>10986767
Poor Deedee
not going to lie, this ducktales show is pretty boring.
>>10986767
If only they hadn't pushed the game back to a fall release...
>>10986768
I mean it is understandable people would think that, but also its logical you can get around that.
>>10986838
this. i thought it'd keep us busy for part of the summer.
Jasper is for ______
>>10986858
irrelevancy.
>>10986858
being bubbled
>>10986858
Letting herself go and getting fat after quitting homeworld
>>10986858
developing into an interesting character over the course of the next couple seasons.
>>10986959
oh hey it's lappy's dolly
>>10986959
Not again, fuck off
>>10986858
Being a less shitty character than every other gem
what happened at the jubilee?
>>10987025
God I want them to fuck so bad
>>10986858
Blue Zircon
Do gems gain weight? If they emulate human body functions like ailments, food digestion, and sensory functions, would they also be able to emulate fat deposit?
>>10987053
Lars was never officially dating Sadie, with his recent smug attitude, I'd be very disappointed if he never flirted with her.
>>10987025
One dead man made another.
>>10987025
baby making
Today I will remind them
>>10987261
Wouldn't the baby be mostly human? Did Emerald screw him?
>>10987294
probably and probably
>>10987283
Ian looks slightly... balder, and fatter than usual.
Um, is there any r34 of Indexer yet? I have a... thing for nerdy guys
>>10985953
If only I could find a good one of her.
>>10987283
is this a self insert
>>10987339
I guess there is is, but I wouldn't call it High-quality.
>>10987339
I want to see art of Emerald fucking Lars, with her teeth into lars shoulders and bloody clawmarks all over his body.
>>10987283
Haha, yeah that's pretty autistic, haha, wanting to be with your waifu, haha. I mean even HAVING a waifu is cringey and stupid, amirite? Hahaaa...
>>10987339
When emerged the image of Indexer as a poindexter type?
>>10986858
Fusing with Fluorite.
>>10987383
>>10987378
ITS C-CRACKERS
>>10986005
Oh yes that is a neat touch, they look really pretty in night palettes.
>pinkpis has been foreshadowed for almost a year
H Y P E
>>10982845
kill yourself
>>10981243
russian folklore
>>10987379
He's just so damn pedantic when it comes to the size of images that the first thought of someone being like that would be a stereotypical nerd.
>>10987378
I don't remember the full story but apparently this dude shower Becky these drawings. Everything else is whatever but THAT is pure autism. His art is rather good I must admit.
>>10987352
Yes.
>>10987421
kill yourself pedo
>>10986470
I'm not really either, but it was pretty cute. Here it is.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10977058/#10977957
Emerald is short
shotas are cute
>>10987412
When she turns pink she's going to become Steven's undyingly loyal servant.
>>10987499
We have an average sized green gem, a small sized green gem, but no tall green gems. We need a tall green gem.
>>10987499
Please for the love of god not another meme gremlin
>>10987499
If she is I'm not liking her anymore.
>>10987499
That art is shit
>>10987527
BTW in japan aqua could count as green.
>>10987460
I am eternally grateful that I'm not that outgoing with my autism.
But then again I DID just place an order for a few pearl stickers to slap on my deck box, so maybe severe autism is in my future?
>>10987527
>>10987536
no actually I like Emerald being a little shorter than Lars, its cute.
>>10987527
Behold, the mighty Peridot Diamond and her Peridot Pearl, you Clod!
>>10987606
I really hope they all live in the temple when they all join the team, them stuck in Timbuktu is lame as fuck.
>>10987573
Good news for you then
>>10985953
Thats it. I think Im going to buy it then. Will post results.
>>10987626
My diamond we awaiting your orders
>>10987609
Emerald is for dating Lars
>>10987626
That Pearl is cute, I want a wacky Peridot Pearl.
>>10987665
Too late she is barned now
Consider: Emerald falling head over heels for both Lars and Sadie?
>>10987687
Sadie is for suicide.
I kinda wanna try making a team for another character. I was trying Lapis, but I can't get past 2/3 pokemon for her, so I think I'll try someone else. In terms of specialists, I'm thinking
Rose - Grass/Fairy
Steven - Grass/Fairy/Normal (?)
Garnet - Fighting/Psychic
Ruby - Fire/Fighting
Sapphire - Ice/Psychic
Pearl - Fighting/Fairy
Amethyst - Fighting/Poison OR Dark
Peridot - Steel/Psychic
Lapis - Water/Flying
Jasper - Fighting
>>10987626
What mighty cancer.
>>10987687
We already have a polyamorous relationship, and gems that seem like a threat but weren't in actuality, I want a gem that'll really test our heroes.
>>10987748
What a oddly graphic scene.
>>10987701
>Sad
>die
One thing leads to another. It checks out!
>>10987722
maybe dragon/fighting for jasper? i dont know, but dragon feels right for a powerhouse like her.
>>10987758
I don't know, Sadie once trapped Lars in a remote island for a couple of weeks without his knowledge there was a way out, maybe it's for the best they split.
>>10987722
Uh Lapras duh, Vaporeon, Peliper, Gyarados, Mantine, and Jigglypuff.
>>10987701
Sadie is for what Usain bolt is feeling right now
>>10987656
Go forth, and spread the word that all those that don't bow to the great Peridot Diamond will be branded a clod! Also, make me some of this "meep morp" I keep hearing about, styled after me of course.
>>10987758
>die
Its not so bad if you are german
>>10987806
>the sad
still depressing
>>10987722
someone posted this once, I pass it to you for potential inspiration.
>>10987760
I almost wanna wait til we see if she displays more elemental powers at any point, but clearly that'd take a while...
Idk if Dragon would be applicable to many gems. At most I'd make the Diamond's half Dragon specialists, or make some dragon types be on more powerful gems teams. Maybe she could just be pure fighting for now, with a slight pref towards Fire/Fightinf types, since she can do the flame spin.
Give yourself to me.
Go into the water.
You'll be so much happier.
>>10987870
GO INTO THE WATER
LIVE
THERE
DIE
THERE
the sun is star, the moon is clouds
>>10987870
IT SMELLS LIKE A FUCKING BARN.
>>10987820
Malachite would be Ice Dragon
>>10987923
ITS WHAT YOU DESERVE
Girls can you lick your own penis?
>>10986890
kill yourself
>>10987953
HEY, NO. FUCK YOU. YOU DESERVE A BARN AND A COMPLIMENTARY PERIDOT.
>>10987965
>you will never get to live with Peridot in a barn full of meepmorps
>>10987372
i could be wrong but isnt there only the two pics of them fuckin so far?
>>10987986
please dont remind me..
>>10987788
But I try to make every mon on the team relate to the gem in some way. Like, for Peridot, Metagross is symbolic of her ferrokinesis, Reuniclus references the limb enhancers, Excadrill references the drill/cluster arc, Beheeyem references Peri being based on classic aliens, Magnezone references the communication hub, and Bronzong references her and Lapis' farm.
For Lapis, all I had set in mind was:
>Gyarados - Water/Flying that has a Water/Dark Mega, referencing how destructive her power can be
>Rainy Castform - referencing her hydrokinesis once again
>Mantine/Pelipper - referencing her ability to fly, I guess
what if Amethyst taught Jasper how to queef
>>10987499
kill yourself
>>10987517
>>10988030
i probably wouldn't watch the show anymore
>>10987989
kill yourself
>>10987986
Thank fucking god.
>>10988071
kill YOURself
>>10988060
What if I touched Curly's eyebrows?
>>10988071
>>10988101
Indexer fucked up!!
>>10988001
>off by one
Now that's just even more depressing.
CAPTCHA: express barn
>>10988142
I'm starting to wonder if people aren't doing this on purpose and are actually mentally retarded
>>10988101
someone color this with blood where the claw/scratch marks are.
>>10988133
you die
>>10988101
Indexer btfo
>>10988142
>>10988183
ahah retards btfo
>>10988071
no
>>10988030
Yesterday I gave my dog a special birthday present. When I woke up she was laying at the foot of my bed, and I quickly realized it was her birthday!
I walked up to her and put my orange little dick in her even smaller and tighter asshole. Next I got down on my knees as if I were praying to the Diamonds and put her big juicy futa dog cock in my mouth. After that made her a special birthday breakfast recipe that Steven showed me how to make. With bacon in it. Ms woofers loves bacon. Woof woof said ms woofers as I shit on the floor, something Amethyst taught us, and had her lick it up.
Next it was her turn, she took a massive dump all over my hands and I licked every last bit of it up. I told her to make me her sex slave and she whipped me. Woof woof woof grrrr said ms woofers. Although I couldn't make out what she was saying, I couldn't resist the temptation to deepthroat her big, long tail.
I love dogs in a different way than most people, judge me all you want, but I cant help it!
https://twitter.com/EsemicolonR/status/896485659749236736
Lol
>>10988217
Don't post things like this.
>>10988217
Thanks for this
>>10988231
epic ftw xD
>>10988033
kill yourself pedo
>>10988396
>>10988396
>>10988396
NEW THREAD
>>10987964
kill yourself pedo
>>10982810
Rebecca and Burnett never canonized that and the sooner you all stop pushing that agenda the better our lives will be.