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/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #41 >Gen

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/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #41

>Gentleman Edition<

-Some Pastebins-

By Unknow Author
>Ruth the bat
https://pastebin.com/eJhsK6HG

By LithoCoff
>(This pastebin contains links to others stories of this author)
https://pastebin.com/8ssRa4tZ
>Quo Usque Pro Amor Ibis (Anon x Hyena)
https://pastebin.com/pybLS7aJ

By Unknow Author
>Roomies (Rikki hug and fug)
https://pastebin.com/qEFkUs0P

By Oliver_Hart
>Beating the Heat
https://pastebin.com/Ysev4tB5

By Zig-Zag-specialist
>B is for bear(and boner)
https://pastebin.com/Vy48Katg
>Giraffes and hard times
https://pastebin.com/t3qDpYaS

By SadAnon
>The mythological Human
https://pastebin.com/nkBcbdjG

By Cheetah_Anon (https://pastebin.com/u/Cheetah_anon)
>Canada Day
https://pastebin.com/ZSDr1GcZ
>Chubby Cheetah
https://pastebin.com/wXR1uYKZ
>Competition
https://pastebin.com/Aj6ABn9R
(And more stories...)

By Just_A_User
>After-School Bullying
https://pastebin.com/10GcPpx9
>Surfin'n Fuckin
https://pastebin.com/MH3WiDfw
>Stray
https://pastebin.com/wPkcJ9Yk

by PIXELATED_HOBO
>Tough to Love - (Doberman)
https://pastebin.com/GR5CRpz9
>Femme Fatale - (The others parts are in his pastebins)
https://pastebin.com/ANmmmGeL
>Pactbearer (The others parts are in his pastebins)
https://pastebin.com/d2NawY3v
>Lightning in a Bottle
https://pastebin.com/nq56dhyt

By SOFT-GOAT-BOOBIES
>gay story about goat boobies (Not gay)
https://pastebin.com/cfsABtTR

>This one is a folder of olds pastebins, to make room a new stories. (I will try to stay updated with this)
https://pastebin.com/SAC4tSvY

Previous thread: http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10911969/
You missed a thread or two?: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/
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Good girls get treats.
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hell yeah, need more gentlemanly pics
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>be scuba diving
>Settle into the water
>Take in the deep blue water, the wildlife, the soft sandy sea floor hundreds of feet below.
>Shadow behind you suddenly blocks out the sun.
>Turn around, see this
>What do?
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>>10970664
Meat treats.
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>>10970759
Freak the fuck out.
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Rare anthro
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Got a green idea, superheroes.
There are already characters like Marvel's Tigra or DC's Cheetah; why not have a SuperAnon get with an anthro heroine or villain.
Or just have Anon be regular guy dating an anthro superheroine or villain.
I'm currently working on the former, but I'd like to see some other takes on this.
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>>10971129
>anon/ anthro villain
>Cheetah
hell yeah
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>>10969988
>Wish I saved the mollys pic
Don't worry I still got it.

Closest thing I have to a profile would be my pastebin account.

I had a tumblr and deviantart account but those are empty and I haven't touched them in ages.
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So are there any anthros you wouldn't fug?
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>>10971218
Elephants, hippos, giraffes, bears, elk, horses (pony yes, horse no), walruses, whales, pigs...

I have a type.
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>>10971129
>>10971176
Just to be clear, I'm not writing with established characters. My characters will be (mostly) original.

But if someone else wants to write something with an already established character that'd be great.
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I think it would be funny to take your anthro cat gf swimming
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>>10971218
I would not fug the bug
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>>10971520
I wanna fug the cat magician
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>>10971464
that's perfectly fine using an original cast
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>>10971553
>magician

She's a dreamkeeper you uncultured swine
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Heyo! Oliver_Hart here. I've got a long drive ahead of me, and as promised, I'd share with you guys a new story I'm working on. It's MUCH shorter than Beating the Heat, and this is still a work in progress. So I figured that before I head out the door, I'd share what I've got


Liquid Courage - Oliver_Hart [https://pastebin.com/FcRqG5Nc]
So, there's a human, a cheetah, and some crows in this bar...

>Does any story with a happy ending start with alcohol?
>You tap the bar a few times, signaling for another round
>The bartender, a cheetah wearing a crisp white blouse and a pair of jeans, produces a short glass and sets about polishing it
>”You sure about that? You’re gonna regret it in the morning,” she asks
>Wordlessly, you produce a worn $10 bill and drop it into her nearly-empty tip jar
>She shrugs her shoulders and sets a rum and coke before you
>”I don’t get to serve human portions very often. I hope I mixed it right,” she adds with a wink
>Your head swimming and hot, you press the sweating glass to your forehead
>The bartender watches with some degree of confusion
>”If you just wanted something cool, ice is free you know.”
“No, this is fine,” you take a few deep breaths, trying to keep track of your surroundings. “Just need a few minutes.”
>The cheetah leans on the counter
>”Not to sound like a stereotypical bartender or anything, but what’s wrong?”
>You take a meager sip
“Nothing, actually.”
>”You’ve been coming here for a couple days now, and you’re WAY overdressed. Humans don’t just come to the Blinking Light, especially ones who look like they have cash to burn.”
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>>10972067
>You shrug your shoulders. You’re not in an aggressive mood
“I just enjoy the atmosphere. It’s nice to come here and unwind after work.”
>She looks around and then laughs
>”What atmosphere?”
>The bar is nearly empty, save for a few crows smoking cigarettes and drinking small glasses of beer
>They’ve been eyeing you since you came in
“Well, you’re here, which brightens the room a little” you take another sip
>You swear you can see small pockets of crimson play across her cheeks
>She plays it off with a nervous laugh
>”Okay, you’re a little drunk.”
“I’m more brave than I am drunk. That’s why they call it ‘liquid courage.’”
>She leans on the bar
>”I gotta hand it to you humans though, you can really hold your liquor. Just one of those and I’d be gone.”
>Actually, among other humans, you’re kind of a lightweight. But you don’t tell her that
>She begins wiping down the bar with a rag
>Maybe you’re just drunk, but you swear that the top of her blouse wasn’t unbuttoned before
>You can see the not-so-subtle mounds of her breasts, squeezed together by her arms as she wipes down the counter
>You do a fair bit of ogling before you notice that her head is starting to turn in your direction
>You snap your attention away from her sizable chest and onto the shelves of liquor behind the bar
>”You know…”
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>>10972086
>Ah shit, she caught you. Guess you weren’t as quick as you thought
>”You’ve been coming in here for a few days and I never got your name.”
>You let out a held breath. That was close
“Anon. What about you? I’ve been coming here for a few days and never got your name either.”
>She laughs a little
>”This is why I keep telling my boss we should have name tags. My name is Emma.”
>You take a sip
“I’m not trying to be rude or insensitive, but that’s not a very...cheetah-like name, you know?”
>Too bad you’re actually kind of blunt and stupid when you’re tipsy
>You instantly regret the words as they leave your mouth
>Thankfully, she takes it in stride, issuing a small laugh
>”Yeah, you’re right. When my parents moved here, they wanted to leave their old life behind. So they wanted to name their daughter something that would help her fit in with her new heritage. They just didn’t know Emma was a human name.”
>You sip your drink and make some small talk
>She explains that she’s a student at the local university working towards a degree in literature
>”And before you ask, no, I don’t do track. I’m not actually very athletic at all.”
>You tell her that’s okay, you’re not athletic either. You’re actually on the opposite side of the spectrum when it comes to fitness
>You’re an accountant at a large firm in the city
>”That explains why my tip jar is so full every night.”
“Well, it’s not just because you’re cute, you also make a damn good rum and coke.”
>She nearly drops the glass she was polishing
>”Geeze, did my wrist slip when I was adding the rum or something?”
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>>10972106
>Far beyond the realm of caring, you take a swig, and then thrust the glass into her face
“I don’t know, wanna give it a taste?”
>She curiously glances between you and the glass
>”You’re...serious?”
“I promise you, I wouldn’t be doing this if I didn’t genuinely think these were my favorite drinks in the city.”
>She nervously extends a hand to take your glass, but then quickly retracts it
>Her face turns stern and hard, and she directs her focus back to wiping down the counter
“What? I promise I didn’t do anything to it. I just wanted you to try your own drink.”
>No response
>You feel a cluster of scornful eyes drilling into your back
>You turn around in your seat
>The crows are no longer playing pool
>They’re watching you with intent, hatred burning in their eyes
>One of them is clutching a pool cue
>You lock eyes with one of them for a brief second, and without words, you can hear what he’s trying to say.
>’Hands off.’
>You turn your back to them and place your unfinished drink back on the counter
>Emma is still busy wiping down the counter
“Listen. I get it.”
>You flip open your wallet and deposit a couple dollars in her tip jar
“I’m not a stranger to scorn or the judgement of society. I know where the boundaries are. I didn’t mean anything by that, promise.”
>You rise from your seat, bracing yourself against the bar for support
>You’re a lot drunker than you thought
“I’ll stop causing trouble for you. Oh, and Emma?”
>She briefly glances up, her eyes pleading with you
“These really are some of the best drinks I’ve had in this city.”
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>>10972130
>A block from The Blinking Light, in the spitting rain, in this shitty, lonely city, you notice you’re not alone
>A quick check over your shoulder and you see the crows not too far behind you, gaining at an even pace
>The dim glow of their cigarettes briefly throws a curtain of orange light across their faces
>Their cold, hateful eyes are fixed on you
>You keep moving, hoping to wander past a group of cops on patrol
>Or people
>Or anyone
>But there’s nobody around. The houses are all locked up tight, the roads emptied save for a procession of trash being pushed along by the approaching storm
>You start running, but it’s not much good. Your strides are crippled by the heaviness of your head
>Maybe Emma did mix the drinks a little stronger this time
>Before you get a chance to call for help, you feel a rough hand on your shoulder yank you back
>You crash onto your ass with a yelp
>Dazed, you search for a quick escape
>Or a weapon
>A wall of black silhouettes crowd around you, closing off your escape
>Lightning rips across the dark skies, illuminating the cold, sodden faces of the crows now towering over you
>One of them thumps a pool cue across their palms
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>>10972158
>Maybe it was the money they wanted, or the way you were dressed
>You didn’t exactly broadcast strained finances
>But you know that’s not it, because whatever’s in your wallet is just the icing on the cake
>It was the way Emma looked at you in the bar
>That curious, almost flattered expression when you were talking to her, the hand that nearly touched yours
>They were going to teach her a lesson, and you were going to be demonstration
>”What a bunch of fools we lovers are,” you mutter, just as a crack of thunder smothers your words
>Well, this is how is how it ends, you guess
>Though you did get the feeling that your life was heading towards this moment anyway
>You shut your eyes, and try to retreat to somewhere warm and safe
>You’re not in the streets or in the rain anymore
>You’re not about to die in some dead-end part of town
>You’re back in your apartment, rolling over in your bed
>And she’s next to you
>No secrets here, no lying to friends or family
>You’re softly running your hands through her fur
>You’re pressing the heat of your body against hers
>You’re smelling the lingering perfume on her shoulder, the shampoo in her hair
>You’re hearing her voice for the first time in the months since she passed
>But it sounds different than what you remember.
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>>10972181
>”EITHER YOU GET LOST OR YOU GET SHOT, YOU HEAR ME?!”
>You open your eyes
>The crows are no longer bearing down on you
>They’re scattering in all directions, shouting obscenities over the rumble of thunder
>When the lightning flashes, you at last get to see who made them flee with their tails between their legs
>Emma is standing a couple feet away, an old shotgun sitting loosely in her grip
>When she sees you laying on the sidewalk, soaked to the brim, her expression shifts from commanding to concerned
>She helps you to your feet, but it doesn’t do much good, as you’re forced to lean on her for support
>”Guess I didn’t mix those drinks right after all,” she mutters

Welp, that's all for now cause I gotta go. Lemme know what you think!
https://pastebin.com/FcRqG5Nc
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>>10972221
Interesting story, can't wait to see more.

>A cheetah
This remind me of Cheetah-Anon and chubby cheetah, thanks to him this thread survived on the past.

Hoping to see him again...
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>>10971218
General categories? - No. But some specie are too ugly.

Also I don't know whether any anthro invertebrates besides insects/arachnids exist.
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>>10971497
Sauce
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>>10973166
k4170h.tumblr.com
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>>10971323
Bears huh? Sure you havent found the right image yet?

Pic related for me
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Repostan from last thread cause its too cute

>Oh god it's time
>The school dance is coming and Anon is in front of his locker
>No one else even wants to LOOK at me, and he's fine just TALKING to me!
>Even when I accidentally let out the... laugh... when I forgot my lunch, he didn't look disturbed!
>He even shared some of his food with me!
>He's so cute too!
>This might be the only time I can ask him out on something, then I can slowly wean him into liking me more and more, then he can ask me out on a date, then we can kiss, then we can get closer together, and then hesayshelovesmeandthenwecangetmarriedandthenwecanhavesexandthenwecanhavealitterofcutepupsand-
>"Hey Anon."
>What
>Why is this slut here?
>Why the fuck is this lioness bitch talking to him?!
>"Hey Sarah, what's up?" he asks
>"I was just wondering if you had someone to go to the dance with and if maybe... you would want to go with me?" she coyly asks, hiding her paws behind her back while pointing her head down and looking upward at him
>This cunt is faking it!
>She's trying to steal him from me!
>She knows it!
>Just like she told everyone to not look at me!
>Every single thing that happened to me is orchestrated by her, I knew it from day one!
>I have to do something
>Oh god what can I do?
>What if he says yes?
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>>10973363
>How can I stop this temptress bitch from corrupting him?!
>My sisters told me I have to show everyone who's boss like they did!
>Crack heads, tear hair, break bones!
>But how can I do that without him hating me?!
>Oh god it's becoming harder to breathe
>Just gotta... just gotta... just gotta...
>"Ah sorry Sarah, but I already have someone in mind." Anon answers
>Wait
>What?
>Sarah looks disappointed for a moment, but resumes her filthy, fake shitty smile again
>"Oh, it's fine. Hope you and whoever it has have fun there!" she says, waving as she walks off
>Ok... Ok... She's gone, but who's this other person?
>Who else is trying to ste-
>"Oh, hey, there you are!"
>OH FUCK ME HE'S RIGHT HERE
>"Hehehehey Anon!" I stammer, trying to cover up my nervous laughter
>I gotta ask now! This is my one moment!
>"Anon! W-will you go to the dance with me? You're the only one who isn't afraid to hang out with me!"
>Idiot! Why did I tell him that without any lead?! Now he'll neve-
>"I was just about to ask you. Yeah I would."
>Oh
>OH
>YES
>I DID IT!
>HE SAID HE'LL GO WITH ME!
>YES YES YES YES YES YE-
>"See you Friday?" he asks
>What? Oh right!
>"Y-yeah! S-see you then!" I respond
>He gives a wave with his cute, hairless, pink hands and walks off towards the stairs
>All of the hairs on my body are standing on end, my head feels light and my face feels uncomfortably hot
>But I feel... good
>No, I feel great
>Everything is working out
>And Friday can't come soon enough
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>>10972985
we got lots such as slugs
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>>10970960
I find this image to be really.... unsettling...
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>>10973363
>>10973396
Is there anymore?
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>>10973281
Thanks
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>>10973470
no, i was hoping greenposter would be here to continue, but it might take a while
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>>10973673
Maybe that's the final, Anon.
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>>10973449
heres a better 1 imho
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>>10973673
>>10973730
Oh, that was it. I hadn't planned on making more.

But I can, I just need to think a bit on what to put down.
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>>10972221
I enjoyed this
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>>10973449
OK, that's pretty hot. But I bet you don't have worm anthors!
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>>10972221
Not bad. Looking forward reading more that's for sure.
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Is the bat roomate greentext done for today?
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>>10974426
mein gott yes please. i love how cute it had been
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>>10974673
Graboids count as worms right?
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What jobs would anthros be better at than humans?
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>>10976033
>Outdoor, cold jobs with insulated hair
>Guard duty with better senses

Most I got off the top of my head.
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>>10974673
>Worm anthros
>Dune, only the worms take you down to their nest to fuck you senseless
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>>10975550
Jesus fucking christ, are you memeing or not?!
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>>10976033
Anything that doesn't require thinking.
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>>10976237
Wikipedia calls them sandworms so I guess they count ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>10970759
Give her my heart and soul and eternal love. I'd be willing to turn into bubbles or whatever it is reverse little mermaids do. Jesus I love this pic.
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>>10976349
But how would you romance an orca? This aint seaworld.

Also

>You will never enjoy the sea air while she lays on her back and slowly swims along with you, playing with your hair with a giant hand.

>You will never ride on Orca-wife's dorsal fin
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>>10976573
I don't know but I'd do whatever she wants me too.
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>>10976607
Would you take her up on her offer of underwater cave spelunking?
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>>10976672
yes. Even with one of those skull and crossbones certain death warning signs.
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>>10970528
I wouldn't mind an evil human dating a wicked monster lady
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>>10977531
Truthfully I prefer a good human dating an evil monster, and slowly making her less evil until she completely abandons her ways to be with the human
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>>10974426
Add a crazy psycho yander while your at it
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>>10977585
>slowly making her less evil until she completely abandons her ways to be with the human
This
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>>10974673
Morio worm
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>>10977585
I like good human dating an evil monster, but I hate the whole forced gentrification by superior human dick thing. I'd prefer an evil monster who wants to please her good boyfriend but will not change who she is or what she does for him. She'll show restrain occasionally if he asks her to, but she won't stop being evil just because he's a part of her life now.
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>>10978244
This
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>>10977765
Not real worm. It's a larva and therefore underage!

So far it seems like worms are the least anthropomorphisable of multicellular animals.
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>>10978244
What, something like Red Death?

Be a wonderful parent and husband/wife but still be a horrifying villain on the side?
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>>10974426
Nice
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https://www.sofurry.com/view/1225333
Nice kobold story
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>>10978244
This. This is an interesting dynamic and infinitely better than bad guy becomes good because of reasons
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>Time seemed to stretch on for eons from the past three days since I asked Anon to the dance, but it's finally a Friday
>Yes, finally here
>Friday...
>I feel ready to faint, and the loud chatter of the people in the crowds doesn't help
>The butterflies that have been in my stomach ever since Tuesday have only gotten worse, forcing stressful laughter out of me each time my thoughts wander to the dance or Anon
>And now, it's the worst it's ever been
>I must constantly keep my jaw shut and stifle the rapid giggling
>Standing near the bleachers with the other laughably lonely wallflowers is embarrassing, but it's the only way I can find or have Anon find me
>And from here I can see that bitch Sarah
>She's wearing a red dress that ends a bit too close to the middle of her thighs while also showing a small amount of cleavage of her horridly fake breasts
>Filthy slut
>She'd be more fitting standing on the corner of a street than at a dance
>Does she even have someone to dance with?
>She's just dancing by herself in the middle of the crowd with a big smile
>Good
>I'm actually dressed respectively AND have someone to dance with!
>Despite being a hand-me-down, it still looks good
>A buttoned, grey suit jacket with matching pants and black leather shoes to fit
>Tight though, makes it hard to stretch my legs
>"Hey!"
>Aw, there he is
>Sporting a blue button up shirt, white pants and tie
>Good lord he's so adorable
>"Heheheh... Hey Anon."
>He gives me an adorable smile and asks "Ready to dance?"

>>10977630
But Anon, she is the yandere. Or at least thinks she could be, if she needs to. If the gal in School Days can get a happy ending, then shouldn't be too hard for her then. Just without the... well, you know what.
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>>10980086
>I mask my fear with a smile of my own, nodding in response to avoid further laughter
>He's reaching out... Why is he-
>OH THAT'S SO SWEET HE'S HOLDING MY HAND
>IT'S SO TINY AND SQUISHY AND CUTE AND MMMMMMMNNNG
>OK, OK, calm down
>He's leading me near the dance floor
>A loud, quick tempo pop song is playing
>The people dancing are making fast movements in time with the song
>He lets go of my hand and begins to mimic their dancing
>I... gotta try the same, but the suit and pants are making it hard to move like they do
>Small shuffles will have to do for now
>Everyone is so engrossed into their own thing that no one notices my awkward movements
>Good
>Anon keeps looking at me with that cute face of his
>Dammit, I think he's assuming something's wrong
>Maybe I can get away with stretching the leg a bit further and go somewhat faste-
>What was that "pop" feeling?
>Was that a string?
>I don't feel a rip... but I know something just tore a little between the legs of the pants
>Got to play this much more carefully now
>Everyone's dances slow down as the music comes to an end
>What now plays is a slow paced sort of song
>Some dancers leave the floor, while those that remained took hands with others and began... stepping around each other
>Is this slow dancing?
>Ugh, it looks so... frail and wimpish
>"You want to keep going?" Anon asks, breaking my train of thought
>Can't turn him down now, it's too early to call it quits
>"Y-yes, let's." I answer
>Studying the other dancers, I take hold of Anon's oh so tiny and cute hands and try to do as they do
>Now with our hands here, I just gotta... move
>This is... horrifically dull
>Although... I get to have him close to me, and feel that soft warmth coming from him
>He's looking up at me as we continue to step beat by beat
>I could get lost staring into his tiny, colorful little eyes
>Everything about him is just so wonderful to look at
>Maybe this type of dance isn't so bad after a-
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>>10980111
>OH FUCK
>I MOVED TOO SOON AND JUST SWEPT ANON OFF HIS FEET BY CRASHING MY LEG INTO HIS
>I still got a grip on him, maybe I can bring him back up!
>No, shit, the floor's too slick!
>My back leg slides away as I lose my balance and crash atop him, all the while hearing the piercing sound of cloth tearing
>As my mind reels from the fall, my fears of the popped string manifest, as I feel a breeze touch my exposed rear
>I don't have to look or feel to know the pants split perfectly down the middle
>Everything's ruined
>I barely even got to be with him and it's already going to crash and burn
>He probably hates me already
>"Goodness, are you OK?"
>The filthy slut Sarah is standing in front of us, bending down to offer a hand to help me up
>Even now she's trying to look good in front of everyone
>"Heh... Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh..." I chortle, tears welling up in my eyes
>With a shaky hand, I lift myself off of Anon, ignoring that disgusting liar's "help"
>I... I got to get out of here
>Anywhere
>Anywhere but here
>I rush for the door and leave the gym while continuing my fit of stressful laughter, feeling the rip continue to grow as I run
>I got to leave...
>But Mom wont pick me up for another 30 minutes
>I'll... just wait in the restroom
>She'll... She'll come get me
>I just want to go home
>Shambling inside and into one of the stalls, I take a seat and cry
>The most I can do is just... cover my eyes with my hands and try to stop the crying
>God, I feel pathetic
>No, after that stunt, I AM pathetic
>I fucked up royally in front of everyone
>And in front of Anon
>He probably left the dance already
>While that dirty whore steals him away
>And there's nothing I can do about it
>"Heheheheheheheheheheheheh..."
>"Hyena-chan? Are you in there?" Anon asks, his voice echoing into the bathroom


[spoilerish] I can't think of a good name for 'er. Hyena-chan will just have to do, ya know?[/spoilerish]
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>>10980561
>He's still here?
>"Heheheh... Heheh... Anon?" I meekly ask, sniffing between laughs
>"Are you OK? What happened?"
>I doubt he doesn't already know
>I doubt everyone in the school doesn't already know by now
>"Listen, I'm sorry, it was my fault! I should've watched where I was going, and I should've moved in time and... all that happened."
>He's trying to make this his fault?
>Why?
>"Hey, I can... take you home if you want. I have a car, I can drive you back to your house."
>Why is he doing this?
>"Heheh... Heheheh... You... heheheheh... don't hate me for what happened?" I ask
>"No, of course not. I still really... I still like you, Hyena-chan. What happened tonight doesn't change that. Never will."
>The laughter bubbling up in my throat slows to a stop
>"Come on, I can take you home."
>I leave the restroom, meeting Anon in front of the door, still giving me that sincere smile of his
>I wrap my arms around his body and hug, staining the shoulders of his shirt with a few stray tears
>"Thank you... Thank you Anon."
>Like he said, Anon had a car ready to drive me home
>During the drive, I tried to think of another way to thank him
>Maybe I should... go to the next stage?
>Finally, we pulled up to my house
>"This it? It was... good being with you, Hyena-chan."
>Even now he's trying to flatter me
>I smile and lean towards him, giving a short kiss on his lips
>"Y-you have a good night, Anon."
>Even after that, I still couldn't help but stammer
>His soft cheeks turn red and he responds with "Y-you too. You have a good night."
>I give a small wave and exit the car, leaving for home
>You know, even after everything that happened tonight, just seeing him like that was almost worth it
>And maybe... I could kiss him again some other time?
>The feeling of pins and needles cover my body as I think of doing more intimate kisses with him
>Perhaps this dance wasn't as much of a fuck up as I thought

Finish
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>>10980583
Sorry for taking so long with all of this. And apologies if it isn't as good as expected. Wanted to finish it, and it's far late into the night.
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>>10980086
Headonaboat
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>>10980598
110 anon, need more hug stories like this
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>>10972762
So Chubby Cheetah 2 was not enough for you ?

What do you want this time ?
And before you ask: No, Anon will not fuck the dad
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>>10981120
Will anon fuck himself?
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>>10981128
>You are Anon, your girlfriend is a cheetah
>A cheetah currently 102 kilometers away, visiting her grandparents
>Since the whole thing was planned as a suprise party you did not even get a goodbye blowjob
>Now you are left sitting on your bed, squeezing your erection, thinking about Chanas tongue
>The small barbs all over it always gave you the feel of a warm towel rubbing your dick
>You heard that these barbs could get as hard a sandpaper, but either Chana was a master of controling her strength or her tongue was just as chubby as the rest of her body
>You don't want to imply that she is fat
>Its just so wonderfull when you smack her ass and watch it jiggle
>Thoughts like these help you in your way to your relief
>This is the first time in 3 months that your spunk will shot into Chana, but into the paper towel you grasp in your left hand
>Maybe you should just stop, give yourself blue balls and empty them all over her fur when she is back
>She always said that cum was good for her fur, even when it was sticky
>For a moment you remember the porn magazine you bought years ago
>There was a picture of a lizard girl that got totally covered in cum from at least 20 guys and then spread it all over her
>When she pulled it of her scales had a wonderfull shine
>Maybe thats why all the lizard girls in your school were such sluts
>The memories of your school days...
>Great, now you can't even masturbate without thinking about Mr. Herdsens math course
>You grab your phone and snap a picture of you erection, sending it to Chana
>"Waiting for you and preaparing a big load. You better not eat to much, because you will lick it of the shower walls when im done with you"
>Only 2 minutes later you get an awnser
>^o.o^___. good, this cake does not have enough cream
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>>10978244
>"Close your eyes, love. Just listen to the music."
>Death thickened the air, a cloying tang of blood and spilled bile that stung at your throat
>It dripped from her claws, drenched her heavy paws in it
>She cupped your cheek with those paws, smearing it across your face
>"He's just a boy," you whispered back to her, gripping the fur of her thick arm
>"It will be quick. We cannot allow him to come back for revenge, can we?"
>It's like she didn't even register all of it as the slaughter it was
>Everywhere you looked, broken, shredded bodies covered the ground
>You can't reason with her like this
>A boy looks up at you, crying on the ground between the torn remains of his parents
>To call them that was too light a term
>They were just meat
>Nothing resembling a life anymore
>Just meat
>You can't stop this, you tell yourself, as you put your earphones back in and try to turn away from the boy
>She bares her bloody teeth in a grin, letting you cover your face with your hands
>"Just listen to the music, darling."
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>>10981120
There is always need for moar Cheetah.
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>>10978507
Here you go senpai.
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>>10981972
Why do people always mix up holly and mistletoe
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>>10982492
>fat
No thanks
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>>10981413
Very interesting
You going anywhere with this?
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>>10982555
Look, you ask for anthro worm and get anthro worm. I don't even think it's really that fat but chubby.
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>>10982574
It's definitely fat.
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>>10981120
I wasn't saying I wanted more Chubby Cheetah.

I just felt nostalgic and miss Cheetah-Anon because he hasn't given life signals in months.
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>>10980583
Her pants don't have a back and she had to walk to the door while he watched
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>>10980757
I'm pretty sure I know what you're talking about, and I've never even seen that anime.
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>>10983766
>a bear will never suck your dick
I could cry
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>>10985824
kobolds are nice
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>>10978507
Don't forget coelenterates and echinoderms.
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>>10983067
Seemed like a formality to ask what went wrong in an attempt to make her feel better

Also that an entire person collapsed on him, he might've been dazed or something.
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>>10984953
I wanna fug that cat
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>>10987019
damn son, artist?
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>>10984874
das an otter doe
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>>10985950
>dragging your captured prey back to your Lord for a reward
>he probably won't mind if it's had a fucking or 12 on the way, the road gets lonely
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It's a human male with tits and ass
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Did the guy writing the bat roommate story ever finish?
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>>10987248
Damn, I didn't see the tail.
Well, what I said still applies though.
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>>10983766
>>10987248
Otter girls too good. Especially with a typical swimmer's fitness.
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>>10987019
Sauce
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>>10987019
>>10987133
>furrybooru>doremon>profit

http://furry.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=bluedrg19

you're welcome niggers.
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>>10989055
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>>10989252
Fuck, some tribal look stupid, but damn
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>>10989252
the face is masterfully drawn, but goddamn it's almost as the body it just an early sketch colored over.
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>>10988077
No. He left right when it was getting good. Hopefully he'll be back tonight, though.
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>>10982526
because we eat neither and both are used at christmas time

red berries+spiky leaves=holly(?)
white berries+smooth leaves=mistletoe(?)
or did i get those backwards?
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>>10982526
maybe that's the joke
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>>10988077
>>10989519

I'm here. Just had an eventful day. I'll see if I can get something out tonight.
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>>10989862
no need to rush it
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>>10989544
mistletoes are a Celtic tradition and the tradition was thought to help increase fertility due to the white insides of the berries resembling semen
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>>10982733
That was me. Cheetah Anon here. I just had a lot of things to take care of in the last months. It feels good to know that people miss me.
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all I really want is a story about a human from earth, going to a anthro plenet and fighting them and beating them, not by physical strength but by grapples, holds and submissions, using his knowledge of the human form to make that his enemies weakness. not really one for lewds, but they have their place
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>>10990461
>ywn beat the shit out of an anthro
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What anthro is the best to sleep and cuddle in bed with?

Bears with their warmth and soft hair? Mice for their tiny size and being able to sleep on top of you and use you as their own bed?
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>>10990862
>skunk tails are huge and fluffy, even more so when made anthro/human sized
>bats have built in blankets too with their wings
>same with flying squirrels
>lions/wolves/other pack species sleep in big piles
>otter hold hands while they sleep in the water to keep each other from drifting away
>etc
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>>10990862
I'd say some kind of cat, because their spines are fucking amazing and allows them to bend and stretch in different ways. Would be really useful if you had to share a really small bed with your anthro girl, because she could either curl up to maximize room or just contort herself to your body shape.
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>>10990090
Alright, I've got something cooked up. It's about 2 AM where I am, though, so don't expect me to stick around

For the convenience of anyone who wants to start from the beginning, the pastebin is here: https://pastebin.com/eJhsK6HG

>"I told you I was coming in," she says with a dismissive shrug of her shoulders. "You shoulda just... I dunno, zipped up your pants and-"
>"And what? Head back to my room so I can go back to pitching a tent from dusk 'till dawn? Newsflash Ruth: I've got a dick! Shit gets pretty uncomfortable if it's left alone for too long." You growl.
>"Well so-rry for being a little pissed that my room mate is waking me up at three AM because he couldn't wait for me to leave before he hammered one out! You know I'm nocturnal, right? Sleeping through the night is hard enough without a hairless monkey spanking it right next door to my freakin' room!"
>It's at this point that the last of your temper goes up in flames. She fucks up the only good part of your day, smashes your head against a bathtub and then she thinks she gets to play the victim?
>"You have any idea how long my shifts at work are?" You seethe. "It's a miracle I get any time to myself at all. What do you want me to do, masturbate in the toilet stalls at work? My boss had cameras installed ever since that dickhead Hoxley tried flushing a cherrybomb. I've LITERALLY got nowhere else to go."
>Ruth huffs indignantly, crossing her arms and casting her gaze to the side, relieving you of her iron glare. "Still doesn't explain why you were perving on me..." she said, her piggish snout furrowing itself into a grimace.
>"For your information I was WORRIED about you. I made a lotta noise getting from my room to here, and usually you're ready and set to boot open your door and mouth off at me the second I make a sound any louder than a mousefart. But hey, fuck me for caring, right?"
>"Hey, don't try to turn this on me!"
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>>10991372
>"Oh, and why shouldn't I? Last I checked I didn't haul your ass out of bed and make you barge your way in here!" you spit before baring your teeth through another barrage of skull-splitting pain. God, it felt like someone was trying to crack your head open with a railroad spike...
>Ruth's anger sours into guilt When she realises how bad you're hurting. Of course she'd never MEANT to hurt you. You knew Ruth well enough to understand that beneath the whole tomboy veneer she was a lot more caring than she let on.
>Still, that didn't make it any less painful. Didn't do much for your trampled pride, either.
>"You know what? Screw this noise, I'm going to fucking bed," you grumble, pushing Ruth's heavy form off of your body. She doesn't resist.
>As you get up and make your way back to your room with as much dignity as one can muster with their pants around their ankles, you spare a glance at the magazine you left on the floor.
>Naturally, Ruth had trod on it on her way in, and her claws had raked the thing to tatters.
>Honestly, you expected no less. Fate seems to be making a habit out of shitting on you tonight.
>You pull your pants up to your waist and march back into your room, clinging to the hope that you might glean some satisfaction out of a little sleep, at least.
>Ruth watches you from the bathroom -- The last remnants of her earlier fury have crumbled away, eclipsed by a dawning shame. "Anon?" she calls. "Anon look, I'm really sorr-"
>You slam the door shut, collapse face-first into your bed and try to salvage some rest from what was left of the night.

And that's what you're getting for tonight. Things will probably turn to porn tomorrow.
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>>10989223
Ye boi, thanks
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>>10991512
>anons favorite porn magazine destroyed
You bastard
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>>10991512
Thank you for these. Can't wait for anon to fug the bat also
>Magazine ruined
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>>10991512
Nice
Cant wait mang
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>>10991512
God damn, you and Oliver with these cozy ass stories
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>>10992919
Right? Cozy city up in this bitch
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>>10990547
why live?
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>>10990461
like this?
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>>10993167
Size and weight are still a limitation. Suplexing a bear isn't going to happen no matter how well trained a grappler the human is. Then you have species that make them impossible to grappler with like porcupines and such. Not to mention the flexibility of a lot of species makes it impossible to keep them in some type of hold.
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>>10993243
anthros have to have noticeable animal weaknesses right? if you take away our smarts and size (literally our only advantage) we become bottom feeders, and i for one want a fantasy where we stand a chance due to our smarts and sheer grit
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>>10993516
Our biggest advantage is stamina and the ability sweat all over which tie together. And humans are beaten by quite a few other species when comes to "sheer grit".
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>>10993565
ahhh yes, the so called "human stamina" a favorite in smut and fight circles. if we can drag out a fight long enough we win right? well i dont see may people cheering mayweather for doing that, sure he is a champ, but people call him a pussy
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>>10993565
Just look at honey badgers, they don't fucking care about anything
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>>10993565
Well, we're also just huge by most standards. There's only about a couple dozen species that are larger than we are.
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>>10993676
It may be the only option since you'd be fighting something that isn't human and has different strengths and weaknesses. The fuck is a human going to do if they have to fist fight a rhino anthro? Your example is a human fighting another human.
>>10993715
That advantage is thrown out if all anthro species are human sized or bigger. Hell, some species would become fucking stupidly strong or dangerous if made bigger. Imagine a human sized wolverine or mink.
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>>10993772
well rhinos cant see for shit, and i'd imagine that their feet would be able to be compromised since they are very forward heavy, so it would definitely be hard, but possible for a human to "Matador" them to exaustion
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>>10993819
Again, the issue of them being anthro means they'd be smarter. You'd still have individual intelligence differences so it'd work on the dumb ones, but you're screwed if you fight one smart enough or knows that trap of their species. I know you want to go HFY, but humans aren't the strongest/fastest/biggest/etc in nature already and making animals anthro just heaps on bonuses for them. Gotta play to our specie's strengths not try to out do a species that has a superior strengths with our own weaker one.
tl;dr don't try to race a cheetah in a 100 yard dash has a human
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>>10993772
Square cube law, my friend. Just because that wolverine is ten times its normal size to match humans, doesn't mean it's going to be even twice as 'strong' as a human.
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>>10993997
humanity, shit compared to anthros yea!
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Remember that necessity is the mother of invention. The ultimate predator has no need for a spear, and the thought would never enter its mind. Humans are fairly weak in terms of sheer physical power, but because of that we have to invent ways to make us equal. Bows and nets to kill animals we can't catch. Traps to get food without having to hunt. Tactics and teamwork to kill animals we can't on our own. Cars and just riding other, faster animals to make up for our slower land speed. Clothing and containers to travel to environments that would kill us otherwise. It's important to think about not just how 'smart' an alien/anthro is, but how it is smart.
Food for thought.
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>>10994162
>renamon sex with renamon
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>>10994233
yea but on an "even playing field" any animal gets an advantage to us humans. With all of us having sapience level intelligence (not so exclusive to the homo sapiens anymore) claws teeth and more just puts us in the ground. its like racing as guy in a wheelchair uphill, ordinarily advantage to us normal humans, but then you take away our only gift, in this case the wheelchair turns into cybernetic legs
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>>10994347
We'd be truly fucked against all those aquatic/semi-aquatic species too when they're anthros. Pirates that can swim up on your boat and then just disappear back in the water is OP has fuck.
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>>10994347
Who says we can't also give ourselves greater intelligence? Sapience does not mean same level of intelligence.
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>>10994406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkMgyk-oSFY
>>10994415
if we were at the level of intellect we are now, and the anthros were at most, like gorilla/dolphin animal smart, as smart as medieval era peasants we might stand a
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>>10991512
Fuckin nice, will wait for more
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>>10994490
>Milfy shortstack
Is there more?
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>>10993997
>humanity, shit compared to anthros

Not really, where is written that every anthro has to be stronger/smart than a human?

It's depend on a lot of factors, dude.
I don't think every anthro will born with enough muscles and biceps/techniques of fight/time reaction and a lot of other things to destroy a human.

Humans are different to each other's, others with huge strength and others more weak
On this case, anthros will suffer from the same defect, but of course, they will have some advantages than us. (Claws, sharp teeths, night vision, breath inside the water)

My opinion.
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>>10993715
Not to mention you'd have to think about the change in the physical bodies of the anthros. They wouldn't be as strong since they would loose some muscle from being on two legs instead of four. Their back, chest, shoulder and arm muscles wouldn't be as powerful since they wouldn't be used in movement. like how our legs are more powerful than our arms, same thing. also their proportions would have to change as well, such as a giraffe, they wouldn't keep the same proportions and be able to walk on two legs. Its why humans are only so tall without having heart problems.
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>>10994863
then anthros either hit that sweet spot that they are just superior in every way, or being so weighed down by their animal characteristics that they will pray for death
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>>10994703
Look up Oniku ni Amaetai on Sadpanda just know it's short manga and untranslated
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>>10993997
yeas but we lost allot of our own muscle power in exchange for being smarter, whose to say that wouldn't happen with anthros.
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>>10993997
cheetahs are only that fast for a brief moment, it's barely 3 minutes that they can keep that speed, where as a human can keep a good speed and go for a longer distance.
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>>10994923
>less muscle, but keeping animal features
i don't know man an equal strength lion man with claws and fangs would mop the floor with our shitty nails and bites
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>>10994977
Than use a knife.
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>>10995017
now the lion man is also using a knife
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>>10995040
Than the claws are redundant. It is also a terrible idea to put your neck out in a knife fight, so the teeth aren't much of a problem either.
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>>10995040
Then we're on equal ground. As they say: Samuel Colt made men equal!
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>>10994887
No i mean their legs would become like ours. If they where going to properly support themselves without injury, so in the muscle department they would just be equal. I'm talking about average people strength not weight lifter. Animals are only so strong because they are constantly having to be physically active, such as running from a predator/ chasing prey, constantly climbing trees for food, swimming. thats the only reason they have such strong muscles. Put them in our environment and have them there for the generations/ centuries it would take to have them at our knowledge and tech level understanding and their bodies would lose a lot of that muscle. You can't think of it like Zootopia thats just having animals on two legs which would could end up as you said causing them immense pain constantly
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>>10995086
indeed, if humanity would survive to the gun age, we would be equals
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>>10994977
lions claws are not that strong. they are sharp but break easily. like all cats.
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>>10995146
better than human nails
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>>10995160
not really,both are made from keratin. Theirs are just thicker.
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>>10995207
Oh also thats what a lot of horns such as those in rhinos are made of. Also hooves.
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>>10995160
We can make superior claws.
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>>10995268
assuming equal intel, so can they
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>>10995276
Again, than we are on even ground.
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>>10995276
And so, it becomes a war of minds instead.
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>>10995276
>"unzips pants"

Now what?!
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>>10995510
then, naturally, infinitely superior human dick wins
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>>10995577
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>>10993997
>heaps on bonuses

Except you could just as easily have a doggo anthro be partially colorblind and die if they eat chocolate. Also who's to say they would have the same jaw strength after being neotenized and given the capability to form human words? Or the fact that a cheetah's speed has to do with a specific style of quadruped of running, so no biped could pull it off to begin with?
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>>10995679
Dark chocolate is bad for dogs, some milk chocolate is fine for them. Grapes are also really bad for dogs too.
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>>10995679
yes on the cheetah thing. exactly what i was saying. our superior stamina would then reign supreme!
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>>10995679
also their sense of smell would probably change along with their faces, so it possibly wouldn't be as powerful.
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>>10993997
Realistically anthros would be unable to exert themselves over any extended periods of time given all their fur would just cause them to heat up.
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>>10994977
We think we're shitty because we don't break any records but our teeth are sufficient for just about everything without hippo tier thick hides and croc scales. It gets the job done, because flesh is still flesh at the end of the day.


That sad, the lion man would still have an advantage, but whoever wins would probably bleed out from all the horrific bite wounds (that are guaranteed to get infected) inflicted on them by their opponent. A lot of people assume the winner would come out unscathed for some reason. Anyway, there's a reason even big scary predators will back off if you smack them around hard enough, and that's because they don't have any blood donors or antibiotics in nature.
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>>10993565
>>10993676
>>10994233
The ability to sweat is not something to downplay. It allows us not only to exert ourselves for longer periods of time, but to regulate our body temperatures in a wider range of environments; an anthro husky is not going to fare as well in Arizona as a human would.
On the topic of livable environments, there are few, if any, species that have been able to thrive in as many biomes that humanity has; people like the Inuit live in tundras that usually require very specific adaptations to survive a day while at the same time you have the Bedouin who live on the other side of the earth's temperature range. Humanity has a biological disposition towards living wherever the fuck it wants to.
>>10994733
Night vision is an adaptation that does not come without flaws. Species with night vision see fewer colors and have vision that is more based on motion. Species like cats and dogs see a very limited color spectrum compared to humans and species like rats and bulls see in gray-scale (not to mention how many reptiles "see", though there are exceptions).

I have read, in "Fuck Yeah, Humanity" threads, that humans have particularly notable scar tissue and healing abilities relative to most mammals, but I'd take that information with a grain of salt.

I am drunk-posting and can only hope that I make sense.
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>>10995876
human bites are 100% guaranteed to be infected, even on other humans.
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>>10996111
Ehh, 100% is kind of extreme. I'm pretty sure at least some people or animals have gotten bit by a human without being infected.
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>>10990921
>bats have built in blankets too with their wings

This is nice. I like this.

>Another long, tiring day of work
>Somehow your low expectations were shattered at the incompetence of both your fellow employees and the customers
>All you want to do is collapse in bed and fall asleep
>Stumbling through the bedroom door, you see that the light's off and your bat wife is already asleep in bed
>Sleeping face up, her body is completely wrapped up in her wings, foregoing the use of a blanket
>Taking off your clothes as quietly as you can, you lay on the bed beside her
>Before you cover yourself with your own blanket, you take one more look at her wings
>The size is certainly big enough to cover most of your body, and the cover can take care of whatever is left exposed
>Gently you grasp her closest hand and pull it towards yourself, her wing shifting over to cover your body from your chest to your waist
>She snorts loudly, but doesn't seem to have awaken
>Her wing is remarkably soft against your skin, reminiscent of kitten hair, all the while emanating a gentle, cozy warmth much like clothing fresh from the dryer
>You can smell the scent of vanilla off of her wing fur, most likely the conditioner she uses in the morning, and shows its effectiveness through just how comfortable the feeling of her wings are
>Through the combination of pleasant warmth, softness, and scent, drowsiness begins to overtake you, the act of keeping your eyes open becoming a chore
>Before you could fall asleep, you grasp and hold her hand, and hear a soft whisper from your wife
>"Goodnight, honey."
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>>10996478
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>>10981413
Heh, nothing personal, kid.
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>>10981413
>not killing your girlfriend cause love even if she's apperantly a serial killer.

I understand the draw of good loving evil but there comes a certain point where a choice has to be made. "Do i love her more than i wish to uphold my principles?" Good sitting by and tolerating horendous acts isn't going to stay good forever. A person will shift their beliefs to match/tolerate or will cut the connection or will keep trying to change their signifigant other eventually either changing them or alienaiting them.

You can still love a villian, but be they a family member or a lover the time will come where you side with them or put them down.
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>>10996478
Too cute anon
Consider me comfy'd
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>>10997383
>Kill the girlfriend
>What is realizing that you probably as much of a threat to a serial murderer as a kitten to an oncoming bulldozer?
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>>10997564
Good god, what the fuck happened to the feet?
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>>10997564
Most serial killers succeed because they get the drop on their victims, or they target weak looking people. If she trusts you, and you aren't particularly weak, that should not be a problem.
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>>10995876
also their bodies anti bodies and blood coagulation rate are entirely inferior to ours.
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>>10996181
nope, every time 100%.
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>>10997621
Lost 'em in the war in Hawaii
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>>10997764
its because we have so much bacteria in our mouths.
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>>10972221
Short and sweet. Thanks.

>>10981120
We can always use more cheetahs. Heck, I've debated writing something but I stopped because we're oversaturated. Can you devaluate the currency of cute cheetahs by having too many?
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>>10998401
i don't think that currency can ever decline in value.
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>>10997383
How would you want the good human male loving an evil monster female to work then?
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>>10990862
Mice being spooned or cuddled in bed by a much larger person is an itch I got that's never been scratched.
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smol anthro mice
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>>10973321
plus bear pussy is tight. A male bear has a penis thats underwhelming for human standards
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>>10997383
You're a faggot
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>human female fucking a beast? yeah sure, whatever...
>guy fucking a female monster? fucking furfag kys, banned
I hate /gif/ sometimes.
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So here's the prequel to my Roman story as anon has suggested. Like a lot of things, it's a rush job I did in the middle of the night, which seems to be the time when writing comes to me best. Though that could be from the fact I'm only half awake. Whatever. Here goes.

>It is the year 142 Bello Victam.
>You are Anon Anonymous Curio, 4th son of Anon Anonymous Curio Scaeva.
>Since you were a child, you’ve had a slave: a hyena girl named Appia who was raised alongside you.
>For years she was your partner-in-crime, your friend, your sister.
>You ate together. You slept together. You learned, fought, and played together. You don’t recall a time when you weren’t together.
>It seemed like the carefree days of playing out in the golden fields of Platum Aurum would never end.
>But they did.
>Appia has grown cold and distant.
>She doesn’t look at you when you talk, her words terse and short. She disappears for lengths at a time; and when you call for her she is slow to appear, but quick to leave.
>She no longer sleeps alongside you, preferring the cold floor. The floor of all things!
>There was a time when she didn’t mind running naked with you through the fields, swimming nude in the pond. Now she refuses to remove her clothes
>She’s surly, aversive, and in rare cases downright hostile.
>It is bizarre. You don’t recall doing anything to offend her.
>Yet she acts like you’ve committed some unforgivable crime.
>You’re going to need some advice on how to deal with this.
>One day, without telling anyone, you leave for town.
>Armed with a small purse of coins, you hope to get the help you need from the people of Platum Aurum.
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>Appia. That is the name given to her when she were enslaved.
>She is daughter of Matriarch Nyap-ga-nau of the now defunct White Neck clan, named for the white war paint they wore to battle instead of armor.
>At least that’s what she was told. Appia don’t remember her tribal days, she was barely even a whelp when the legions came.
>Appia has served in the family Anonymous by being the compatriot to their 4th son Anon.
>For years she has grown up with him, and have grown close to him. She sees him like her brother.
>But now, there’s more. She stopped seeing Anon the boy she grew up with, and started seeing a man.
>And it hurts.
>She aches for Anon, but she tries to distance herself at the same time. It is wrong for a slave to lust for their master.
>What she wants, what she doesn’t want, she’s constantly fighting herself. And it manifests in unhealthy ways that only serve to alienate Anon from her, which only makes her angrier.
>Once she was able to speak with him about anything, and he to her. Once she could speak Latin so fluently with him, even speaking a made up language they invented that was really just backwards Greek.
>Now she can no longer look him in the eye when speaking, lest her heart start beating uncontrollably.
>Now the words stumble out in a humiliating mess. Every time she speaks to him, her throat seizes up and it is hard to speak and breathe.
>So she speaks quickly, with few words and seeks to end any talk as soon as possible. Anon leaves shrugging and Appia starts slapping her head for her stupidity.
>Once they ate at the same table.
>Now it hurts to be in the same room, watching him smile as the serving girl brings meals from the kitchen. The way he dotes over her makes Appia so upset she-
>She runs. She slams her hands on the table, takes her food and leaves the room, eating as fast as she can before her throat closes up.
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>>11000467
>Once she shared a bed with him. Always Anon would hold her close, her fur more comfortable that the sheets.
>Now she lays awake at nights, being so close to his warm body, his breathing in her ears, the scent of his body, and his legs brushing against hers. Appia holds him close, her hands always reaching down to his thighs and touching his-
>It’s too much!
>Appia no longer shares the bed, afraid of what she’ll do if she stays next to him for a moment longer.
>Once she had no trouble being naked around Anon, and saw nothing wrong with seeing Anon naked.
>As they both aged it became apparent how different Anon is, and how his body made her desire something. What she didn’t know, but it made her stammer and it made her nethers moist. She couldn’t embarrass herself and her master by letting her see her incompetence!
>Now she covers herself, and makes herself scarce when Anon is in the nude. No longer do they share the family’s private bath or wash in the hidey hole’s river. She waits until Anon has finished and covered himself before she even thinks of stripping.
>’Oh by all the gods human and hyena what is wrong with me?’ Appia thinks to herself.
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>>11000475
>There is only one place you can seek advice anonymously on such personal matters: the public toilets.
>It’s not really spoken, but the private stalls of the public toilets have become a forum of the people. Among the graffiti and crude insults are lines of conversations between men asking for advice. Anything from who is the newest, hottest celebrity in the arena, to relationship advice, or if some weird bump on the ass cheek is something to be worried about.
>With charcoal in hand you make your way to the empty building.
>It is a new week. The walls have been scraped clean of last week's messages.
>You pick a visible spot and not down your question
>”Fellows, my slave whom I lived with for many years has suddenly grown upset with me through no fault of my own. How do I make amends?”
>And you leave. And you wait.
>In an hour, the toilets have seen many visitors already, men needing a place to empty their morning bladders.
>You return to the wall.
>”Gaius is a woman who takes the phalli of men up his ass like a fish takes water.”
>No.
>”Here I sit with Broken Heart. For I ran to Shit, yet only Fart.”
>No.
>”Publius is a slander of men, disregard his statements for nothing but wolf seed spews out.”
>That probably was meant for the Gaius writer.
>”Is your slave man or woman? Human or beast? Details are needed man or not help can be given!”
>Now you have something!
>You reply: “She is female. Hyena. Has just recently come of age to be a woman. I have known her since she and I were but children in Nova Roma.”
>You leave again, opting to purchase a fresh roll and fish sauce with dried meat. You’ll need an excuse to frequent the toilets...
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>Appia is worried. Anon left this morning.
>This feels so...wrong. Anon never leaves home without you.
>But then, Anon had never been the brunt of your frustrations before either.
>You begin to worry. What if Anon was robbed? Kidnapped? He carries himself like a Patrician. On his own, a wolf may try to steal him away! They may try to torture him for fun! Or rape him! Or kill him! And you can’t do anything!
>But what if-oh no. That’ can’t be it.
> Is he looking for another friend...another hyena?
>The thought angers Appia. Angry at the hyena that takes Anon from her. Angry at Anon for not taking her.
>What if it’s not a hyena he finds but a wolf woman. A wolf woman to accompany him everywhere, to eat with him, and swim with him, and sleep with him!
>That’s unacceptable!
>No ash colored bitch will steal Anon away!
>But...she can’t go into town with a spear shouting curses. The guards will lock her up on the spot.
>But then what can she do?!
>It’s clear she has to find Anon no matter what.
>And even if she doesn’t have her weapon, she can still beat any wolf bitch senseless.
>The thought calms Appia as she fastens her favorite red robe.
>’I will find you Anon’ she thinks to herself as she runs for town.
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>>11000493
>Over the next few hours you will stay near the toilets. Men come and go, they piss and shit and scrape their own words on the walls.
>And you return to see the new words.
>”The Praefectus Annonae is a horse fucking half wit that magically loses a quarter of grain every year.
>”The Praefectuse Annonae is a lover of boys.”
>”The Censor’s spend more time with penis in mouth than pen in hand.”
>”Stop writing politics you jackasses! It has no place on a shit wall!”
>”Politics and shit go hand in hand.”
>”Some sit to think. Others shit and stink. Some scratch their balls. Others write on walls.”
>”Long live the Warriors of the Warherd!”
>”The Warherd got fucked by the Legion years ago. It is time to pluck your horns from your ass and be with your rightful master antler-boy!”
>”Your slave, when has she been this way? Was she ever this aggressive in the past?”
>”Hyenas are temperamental and full of piss and vinegar. Better to be with a deer woman who serves and knows her man is superior.”
>”Deer women are full of genital lice”
>Wait that last part. Someone replied!
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>>11000503
>”My hyena slave has only began to act upset. I am at my wit’s end to solving this.”
>You leave, camping outside the public toilets as people come and go. After you believe sufficient time has passed, and because the street food is giving you the runs, you head back, braving the stink.
>More words are written
>”Your slave, if she is a woman and upset, perhaps she is frustrated she cannot get satisfaction. I have a hyena slave as well and I know.”
>”Names or you lie.”
>”My hyena was lusting after a deer-man for nearly a year. Yet the deer man never knew she existed. Her lust manifested as rage and frustration towards the deer man and her peers.”
>”The legions in the west will fuck the sea dogs!”
>”They’re called the Otter-folk you nonce!”
>”I’ll call them dick warmers. They will be fucked in every available hole.”
>”Some write epics, others write on walls. Some chase happiness, others suck my balls”
>”A War of Poetry!”
>”Wait, are you saying to me my hyena slave is angry because she is in love?”
>Again you leave. Again you wait. Again the call of nature comes and you are compelled to answer. More writing on the walls.
>Over and over this goes.
>”If you read these words, you are bored and take men’s penis up your ass”
>”Your hyena may indeed be experiencing love. A strange concept to her is none explained it to her. She may feel possessive of the object of her affections and show frustration if it isn’t returned. From what you describe it may not just be love. Lust and love. Very likely with you.”
>”No sir, your hyena wants to plow you.”
>”Your hyena girl wants you to impregnate her.”
>”I want to impregnate the wolf girl in the tavern.”
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>>11000510
>Not in the markets, not in the bathouses. Not in the temple, the forum, the arena, the slave markets, or even the brothels!
>Every possible spot Appia thinks she’d find Anon turned up nothing!
>Where could he be?
>Appia’s stomach twists into knots as she slowly makes her way home, some tiny sliver hoping Anon would be there waiting for her.
>Yet even home, Anon was nowhere.
>Now Appia began to panic.
>her mind is filled with a million possibilities, all horrifying.
>Maybe he isn’t in the city. Maybe he went to the ‘hole’. He does like going there when he had enough of the world and wants to be by himself.
>Maybe he found a new cavern and is trapped!
>If that’s true, she has to save him!
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>>11000510
>”Are you certain this is hyena lust?”
>”More than certain. Wolf, or hyena, I encounter this time and time again with the slaves I raise.”
>”They say the Northern campaigns ran into a kingdom of foxes with many breasts.”
>”They also say your mother sells herself for money. Is everything said by them true?”
>”You know that I am the object of her affections?”
>”The way you describe her sounds like she is delirious for you.”
>”I made bread.”
>”I piss blood. Do not hire the deerboy at the Itchy Wolf to satisfy you. Or you will join me in pissing your life blood from your cock.”
>”Do you love this slave of yours? Do not be ashamed. We are all men of maturity”
>That is quite the question isn’t it? Do you love Appia? You never considered that before. She had always been there for you; and you for her...
>If she was to leave you...by Jupiter you think you’re in love with your slave.
>”By Jupiter I do. I never once considered my concern to be true affection”
>”The beast women do have a way with men.”
>”Beast fuckers are race traitors that should face decimation lest they invite ruin to Rome.”
>”So speaks the deer boy who lusts for his human mistress. I recognize your handwriting boy. Frustrated she doesn’t notice you?”
>”How do I even profess love for a slave? For so long she has been my servant. How ignoble is it to love one below you.”
>”Such romance happens more than you may believe. I love my wolf wife once slave.”
>”And I love a peasant girl despite my status as Patrician”
>”I fuck wolf boys in the anus and they love me for it”
>”Crispus Calvus loves Drusa and Drusa loves Crispus Calvus”
>”The longer you wait, the more irrational she will become. Do as Crispus does to Drusa and love your hyena you fool!”
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>>11000526
>”Master Anon” Appia calls.
>Her voice echoes across the cavern walls.
>Again she calls out for Anon. All that greets her is the deafening silence of the hole.
>Tears begin to well up in Appia’s eyes. Where is Anon? Did she drive him away?
>Why did Anon have to be so stupid as to leave without her protection!
>Why did Anon have to leave in the first place?
>’Because of me’ Appia’s guilty thoughts plant in her mind.
>’It’s my fault. If only I hadn’t chased him away with my stupid emotions.’
>Hot water falls from Appia’s eyes. Why does Anon frustrate her so? Why must her heart ache to see Anon so much? Why does it hurt even more now?
>Appia sits in the makeshift bed Anon made in the hole. “Anon, I’m sorry. I’m sorry I chased you away” she cries.
>”You did nothing Appia.”
>Appia shoots up. Anon is crawling his way into the chamber. Her heart leaps as she runs up to Anon, squeezing him as hard as she can.
>”Anon! Where?! How?!”
>Anon pats Appia’s arms, indicating he needs air to talk. And breathe.
>Appia lets Anon go, giving him space, a mixture of emotions welling inside her. Happiness, anger, shock, fear, and...arousal? He reeks of sweat and male musk. Why did she never notice until now how good he smells?
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>>11000532
>”I was asking my peers about how to progress with our relationship” Anon says as he brushes dust off his toga.
>”...our?”
>”Yes Appia. Our relationship. I finally understand what is happening between us.” Anon says, stepping closer to Appia.
>Appia’s legs lock up, refusing to move as Anon grasps her arms, moving up to her face. Her heart is racing, her face hot as molten metal.
>”M-master Anon? What are yo-” her question is cut off when Anon pulls her in, pressing her lips to his as he rubs her hair.
>Appia’s mind stops, dumbfounded by what’s happening. Then something awakens within her. Something that feels wonderful.
>She reaches up and undoes the clasp that holds her robe in place, letting the crimson clothes drop to the floor.
>Before it seemed so wrong to let Anon see her naked. Now? It just seemed natural.
>Anon breaks away from the kiss, guiding Appia to the bed.
>Appia doesn’t resist, practically gliding across the floor.
>She positions herself in the middle of the cushions, letting instinct take hold as she presents herself to Anon, legs spread.
>Anon crawls between her thighs, one hand cupping her breast, the other moving for her slit.
>”Master…”Appia whispers as Anon drags his finger along her vulva, her inner muscles contracting in anticipation for something she has never known yet was expecting her entire life.
>Her hands slither into Anon’s robes, pulling away his robes, feeling for that thing between his legs. Stiff, and ready.
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>>11000538
>Appia grasps your member, breathing heavily. She wants you badly. And you want her. You let your robes fall aside, letting yourself stand to attention.
>You’ve been waiting years for this moment, and you won’t wait much longer.
>Appia guides your cock to her vagina, wetted by your fingers.
>Eagerly you push in, finding resistance. It doesn’t stop you as you sink your phallus into your eager slave. Her legs buckle, her arms go limp, pain and pleasure intermixing into beautiful ecstasy from your union.
>You hilt, feeling her body desperately try to draw more of you in.
>Grasping her hands, you pull out, and push back in, thrusting slowly but rapidly building momentum as you increase in speed and intensity.
>”Master Anon!” Appia calls out. “Master Anon!”
>”Not master” you reply. You interlock your fingers with hers as your slam into her sex again and again, each thrust bringing your head to her deepest depths, kissing her cervix with each push. “Here, I am Anon, I am your Anon.”
>”Anon” she repeats, looking into your eyes. “I’m so sorry Anon, for everything! I never should have spurned you! I never should have distanced myself from you! I want you Anon! I need you Anon! Give me everything you have Anon! I want it all!” she shouts as she climaxes, spraying your waist with her release.
>You follow along after Appia, calling her name as you fill her with liquid heat.
>You lay on her for what feels like an eternity of bliss. Appia’s breathing is short, and fast.
>You idly suckle from one of her breasts as she attempts to slow her breathing.
>”Being inside you is truly amazing.” you say when you pull away from her nipple. You are still hard as a rock.
>Appia says nothing, only grasping your shoulders in response.
>”I need to release inside you again.”
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>>11000547
>Anon suddenly pushes himself up and grabs her waist. Appia is about to form a question on her lips when she feels her master thrusting into her again. The words die in her throat as she moans in pleasure, his hot penis plunging into her again and again, seed leaking out with every slap against her ass.
>”Gods Anon!” Appia cries. “Why do I feel so good? Why does it feel like I wanted this all along?”
>”I know the answer my Appia” Anon replies as he continues to pound her. He leans in, whispering into Appia’s ear. “But first, I will enjoy you.”
>And he pushes her legs up, until he is standing above her, cock pointed straight down into her black lips. Over and over he falls, dropping his weight onto the hyena as he fucks her hard, climax coming again too soon.
>Appia grasps the sheets as she howls, another climax shaking her entire body.
>”Appia take my seed!” Anon shouts as he feels more of his semen leave his cock, straight into the waiting, warm embrace of Appia’s walls.
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>>11000564
>Hours pass; you would take Appia again and again, until his seed pours from Appia’s abused hole.
>She is half asleep as she holds you close, mixing light kisses with licking your face.
>”Appia” you begin. “I know why you had been so aloof with me.”
>”You do?” she asks you.
>”You hold her hand tightly as you smile. “Yes Appia, I know now, how much you love me, and how I’ve been blind to it.”
>”Love? I? Love you Anon?” Appia looks confused. “I love Anon.” she says again. “I love Anon!” she repeats with more conviction. “I love Anon! I love you Anon!” she exclaims, like this is some amazing revelation. “I knew I wanted something from you Anon. I thought I just wanted your body! But it’s clear now! I want more than you physical body against mine. I want you, I want you to take me, and hold me, and care for me. To love me.” She looks up at you. “You...do love me right?”
>You are silent for only a moment. This afternoon, you didn’t know the answer to that question. But you do now. You lean in and kiss Appia.
>”Yes.”


And done.
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And more Appia pic
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>>11000589
impressive, very nice.

I liked the literal shit posting.

The sex was a bit vanilla though.
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>>10993516

Actually that is wrong...ish.

Anthros would substitute animal weaknesses for human weaknesses.

Turning into bipedal tool users with high intelligence means that strength, senses, size and natural weapons all are likely to take a severe hit.
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>>10990921
>>otter hold hands while they sleep in the water to keep each other from drifting away
>You will never have to hold her hand so she can get to sleep without worrying.
Why even live.
>>10999738
Big bear, tight hole. That is my fetish.
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>>11000777
Holy shit that get...

Is that a nidoqueen? Or am I confused
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>>11000456
I never thought I would want a life slave like this.
Fuck.
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>>10995975
indeed, tales would be spread pre colonization (for every other species) of the race that lives anywhere and makes life suitable for other species
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>>10972221
I really enjoyed your writing. Loved their interactions, were very natural for the most part. Would like to see more.

At the same time
>birds are the baddies

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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>>11002330
id fuck a delinquent bird
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>>10998606
Preferably with one of them changing. I have no problem with good humans "falling" or evil monsters "rising".

That being said it's not like all evil/good relationships have to end up with someone changed or dead, it's very much a question of degrees of evil. Like murder vs "mad wizard" status. As long as the evil isn't going to be destroying lives or people it's acceptable for a time.
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>>11002836
Yeah, at least for me too. I mean, there's a huge difference between "I'm going to kill everyone in this village" and "Leave me alone or I'll kill you".

Hell, you could even do an evil onto evil character. The vigilante that actively breaks the law and kills for a purpose.

Murder for murders sake is irredeemably evil and someone who's good should actively leave them or they themselves will be evil. Having a purpose at least gives them a chance or redeemablity gives the good character a reason to be with them, even if others don't usually see it.
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>>11002836
>>11003080
Another funny route is accidental evil.
>accidentally unleashing an ancient evil/demon/etc
>ending up with mark of some sort so random people notice it and attack you
>bumping into a holy relic by mistake and breaking it
>the demon/ancient evil you freed is bound to you and keeps causing mayhem you're blamed for and all she was doing is defending you
>giving advice or helping someone who you later finds out to some big bad and your help/advice led them victory
>etc
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>>11000589
Good stuff anon. You are a very fluid and well written writer. Keep up the good work!

The roman 4chins board was a funny surprise that you pulled off very well

>I made bread
kek. I got that reference. you seem well read in history. I love that your placing the setting in something historical like the roman empire and it doesn't feel forced. very nice

The only thing I would say is that I feel like I didn't really get much from the characters personalities other than they wanted each other but were scared to approach one another.I feel like I got more attached to the shitposters in the toilet than anon or Appia. I know its a short story but including little things about main characters like their likes and dislikes/challenges they face goes a long way getting you attached to the characters. Although, short stories don't need to delve too deep and are there to convey a quick narrative so its really not that big of an issue. Overall though great story 8/10!
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Can anybody give me feedback on the beginning to this story? Its about an Anon being picked up by a gang of hyena bikers. warning, it does include pseudo-penis
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>>11003523
also i know there are a lot of typos. this is just a rough draft
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>>11003523
I saw this in the hyena thread and I must repeat my request for a pastebin, because it was almost exactly what I'd been fantasising about this morning and it was super fucking hot.
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>>11002836
That greentext was made specifically for the anons who wanted an unchanging evil character though, it wasn't for you
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>>11003153
>accidentally unleashing an evil
boring. seen it a thousand times. i just skip stories that do this now since I see it so often.
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>>11003523
>>11003556
So yeah, it's hot. Anon is way too reluctant though. What kind of man doesn't want a stanky hyena bitch on top of him?

Please write/post more.
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>>11003782
This.
>Hey, look, it's Pandora's box
>They say an evil le qt 3.14 lives inside it. She'll love you forever, but is bad luck
>Oh, and it also contains an endless torrent of catastrophes and other wantonly evil buddies
>Let's go out of our way to avoid opening it
>It ends up opened
It belongs in the /trash/, but not in this thread, plz.
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>>11003971
>>They say an evil le qt 3.14 lives inside it. She'll love you forever, but is bad luck
>>Oh, and it also contains an endless torrent of catastrophes and other wantonly evil buddies

I don't see any downsides to opening it.
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>>11000589
I love it. Good work.
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>>11004357
>buddies
Whoops, meant **baddies.
>downside to opening it
The downside would be reading it, Anon.
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>>11000589
Great work polymathanon! I love you.
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>>10972221
Ollie, I fucking love you dude. Can't wait for more. Your stories are apex comfy.
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>>11004357
Not. Here.
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>>11003523
Can you write a reason to why there are few humans in your world?
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>>11003493
Going by the graffiti translated from the ruins of Pompeii, it basically was like that. Albeit not so much sustained discussion, or such fast additions.

It really drives home how little differs between modern and ancient humans.
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>>11004554
If I go to my house (literally in the middle of a forest), then you won't mind me opening it, right?
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>>11003556
I haven't made a pastebin for the story yet because its still a rough draft with lots of typos and needing possible retconning. If you really want it I could upload the first 2 parts and upload others as I go along. Also here is my pastebin
profile if your interested in any other of my stories

https://pastebin.com/u/Teether

>>11003791
He's intimidated by amazon hyenas that could crush him in an instant if they want. That doesn't keep him from being attracted to their displays. Don't worry he might eventually warm up to them

>>11004801
I was originally going to leave it mostly vague for the reader but I will elaborate on it more. The story is supposed to take place in the future where everything has kind of stagnated economically and developmentally. The reason for the humans decline is more there own fault and the beasts are pretty much just trying to live their lives while humanity crumbles.

Also for anyone whos interested I am trying to continue the story in a down low hyena thread here

>>10985839
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>>11004929
humanity has never stopped being a bunch of shitlords and memelords. Almost brings a tear to my eye
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>>11004929
>>11005194
I think the problem lies with us. Thinking that just because people lived X years ago, or will live Z years in the future, the most basic expressions of their humanity will be somehow supressed or different than today.
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Requesting writefag to do something with this?
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>>11003523
meh, too many stories of 'humans are weak, small, wimpy, etc.'
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>>11005392
This, stopped going to /d/ because that's all I saw that wasn't blatant degeneracy.
>Pic not related
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>>11005392
this
i see it literally everywhere
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>>11003523
When you contract "you" and "are" together it's spelled "you're", not "your". "Your" is only for the possessive of "you".

Same vein, "we" and "are" together is "we're", not "were". "Were" is only the plural of "was".

Also your dialogue seems kind of clunky in parts. For instance, immediately after being asked what he's doing in the middle of nowhere, Anon spits out "I am backpacking my way to any city on the west coast, The Midwest is dead. There are no more humans there and my last family member died a month ago. Also, I have no money. There! Is that good enough for you? Now what's your name? You just waterboard random drifters for fun? Your not gonna eat me are you?"

That's just an insane amount of shit for someone to say at basically a moment's notice, and almost none of it seems related. Like, why would he say he has no money, there? He was only asked one question, why is he asking if that's good enough like he's been badgered all day? This seems like a really weird time to ask for a name considering that he's worried about being eaten as well. Also he knows why they poured water over him, he was lying down pretending to be dead in the middle of the desert. Why would he be indignant about that as well? It comes off like you're trying to shove all of your exposition into one line of dialogue which just makes it seem really stilted and awkward.
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>>11005392
>>11005460
My guess? Backlash to all the "Humanity is stronk" stories.
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>>11005460
>>11005492
this is just me, but i'd prefer if >>11003523 had 'realistically' sized hyenas (biggest in nature are about 140lbs) and anon flipped the script and absolutely dominates them in the bedroom (a male with a bigger dick than a female, what?)
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>>11005388
I want Anon to completely misread the look in her eyes, mistaking her doe-eyed fawning for predatory hunger.
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>>11005388
i am not against this.
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>>11005653
Well said anon.
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>>11005629
>"Humanity is stronk" stories
i must have missed those
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>>11005388
>>11005655
I can try somethin'.
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>>11005655
Cornflakes is not pure, cornflakes is for scarelewd
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>>11005629
The opposite is true. "Humanity, fuck yeah" became a thing because people were tired of being written as a race of weaklings in every sci-fi/fantasy setting.
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>>11005700
Wow. Must have come late to the party then because I missed that part entirely.
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>>11005655
Wait a minute that eye
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>>11005721
It was a response to the general trend in all fiction, not greentexts. Any movie with aliens (Alien, Predator, fucking Close Encounters), any movie with robots, etc. Humans have been pretty much weak as shit in fiction for ever. HFY developed on the premise of "what if we were the scary superpowered aliens?"
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>>11005676
I was hoping for something less appealing to vorefags but if it's cute and works out well then whatever
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>>11005799
>humans arrive at alien world and proceed to blow up their shit and steal their minerals.
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>>11005914
And then die to the most common substance, against which they didn't bring any defence.
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>>11005611
I know its clunky. So far its a rough draft. I guess I should have said that sooner. I was posting immediately after writing because I was trying to keep the thread I was writing for alive.

I meant for the character to come off as incredibly intimidated so he just spills his guts. I admit it does come off incredibly crowded and clunky. Ill definitely go back and change it. Thats one of the reasons why I haven't pastebinned the thing because I want to rewrite and retcon before pasting the final.

It definitely still needs a lot of work

Thank you for your feedback and constructive criticism
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>>11005914
I think there was a dances with wolves knockoff with that premise, can't remember what it's called.
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>>11005691
cornflakes is a cutey in my book
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>>11005848
>Vore

No man, I aint doing that. It's my fetish, but I know to keep that shit contained in its own thread.
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>>11005721
/tg/ had some good shit
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=hfy
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>>11006035
>It's my fetish, but I know to keep that shit contained in its own thread.
fucking patrician class gentleman here
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>>11005392
>>11005460
>>11005492

Really? I feel like theres plenty of humans are strong content. This writing started out as a request for a female dominant setting so thats probably going to stay except for a couple characters
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>>11006035
based
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>>10970759
Explosively evacuate my bowels and bladder in mind-obliterating, primal terror; probably forget how to use my breathing mouth-piece properly in blind panic and drown.
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>>11006035
You just earned a bit of my respect.

You're still a weirdo for liking it, but at least you're a good weirdo.
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>>11006035
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>>10991512
Alright, I'm back.

>Sleep that night had come hard, and as a result work had been several shades more taxing than it usually was.
>You worked at the factory a couple of blocks down the road from your grotty apartment complex, cranking out machine parts on a production line. Not exactly the cushiest of jobs, but you got paid by rule of piecework, meaning that if you put your back into it, your wages were usually respectable.
>It also involved using equipment that you really, really shouldn't be using when you're dead on your feet.
>You're pretty sure you almost lost a hand when you dozed off using the steel cutter. After that you'd spent the rest of the day avoiding the more dangerous tools, instead busying yourself with more benign jobs.
>So yeah, it'd been a slow day.
>Right now you were dragging yourself up the stairs to your apartment, running on nothing but happy thoughts and that cheap-ass coffee you'd purchased from the factory cafeteria, its taste indistinguishable from motor oil.
>You tried to keep yourself in good spirits by reminding yourself that it was Friday, and that the weekend was finally upon you and you'd snagged that blockbuster Ruth had been raving about from the DVD store on your way back home.
>Sure you were still pissed at her, but considering you and her spent so much time around one another, it was probably a sound idea to extend the olive branch as soon as possible.
>Besides, ever since Ruth had moved in the two of you had christened Friday night 'movie night', and you weren't about to skimp on tradition -- even if you hadn't quite gotten around to forgiving her yet.
>Forcing your way up the last few steps, you reluctantly enter the apartment. Ruth had already left by the time you'd woken up this morning, so this was going to be the first you saw of her today.
>There wasn't a doubt in your mind that the ensuing confrontation would be awkward as fuck.
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I prefer anthros to be in the same size relations to each other and humans as in real life, albeit scaled down.
So everything from dog to tiger is about human sized. Elephants and rhinos are giant, bears and horses are amazon-tier big, cats/foxes/otters are petite while rodents are small. That introduces a nice size variation
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Welp, gonna make a new thread soon.

>>11006231
You maybe should repost it when the new thread is up.
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>>11000589

I give it an IIX out of X.
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>>11005691
no bully snek
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>>11006381
Alright, cool.

>>11006035
Thanks, man. You're still a faggot for liking vore, but you're a cool faggot, like Freddy Mercury.
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>>11006035
Thanks senpai. Looking forward to qt snek story
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>>11006508
boop
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>>11006490
* VIII out of X you barbarian
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>>11006508
sneks are cool
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>>11006041
Good shit, good shit. Although my preference of HFY leans towards the "Humans are the Aylums" side of the spectrum. Always good to hear a story where human shizzle is incomprehensible to aliens.

>Why do you not remember your sins?
>Human memory is small, we do not remember good and bad. Only that which is intense. And the death of your race shall be most intense.
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>>11006981
>>11006981
>>11006981

New thread
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>>11006723
Which one is that from?
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>>11007476
I have no fucking idea. Just remember seeing it some time ago.
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>>11005392
I have to agree. It really feels the majority of content in these threads tends toward submissive and/or spaghetti male, which is unfortunate and honestly just not my cup of tea.
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