First 24. Possibly 36 if I think necessary.
I reserve the right to bar anyone I deem a threat to my agenda.
>Previously, on the HG threads... >>10968540
"But wait, Adachi! I thought you were one of Hoshi's goons!" Wrong, I'm a goon for nobody, I work for myself and by myself.
I've made tons of friends on here and I care for all of them, but some things have changed that caused me to look through my friends.
After re-evaluating my friends, people who actually care about bettering the games, people who actually care about me, I came to the conclusion that Hoshi needs to be removed.
The guy does nothing but shitpost constantly, plot to get people to shit on others constantly, and most likely the hatred for his own life causes this.
You guys remember that Junko thing where Hoshi tried to get an army of people to call her a pedophile? Who the fuck does something like that?
I'll tell you who. A guy that needs serious mental help, a guy that needs to be put in a straight-jacket, a guy that needs to stop using the internet.
Let's not forget about /hga/, weeeeew, what a fucking disaster that turned out to be. It was nothing more than a safe space for Hoshi to remove people he didn't like.
He would rather have 5 people posting in his shitty little safe space than 40-50 because he just can't handle it, he can't handle not being in control of others.
Not only is mentally insane, he also don't know when to give up. Good people like JoJo have left because of him as they can't stand dealing with the drama anymore due to his bullshit.
He's a deluded guy who doesn't know what reality is, he's a child, with the mentality of a child. He has absolutely no clue on what life is as we've seen with his mental breakdown before his military "boot camp", where people he now shit talks helped him get out of that state.
He calls everyone who tells him to not cross a line a rat as they're the sane person yet here we are and he's lost everyone around him that remotely supported him. People are sick of his shit and it's about time someone does something about it.
>entry
>>10969720
Scyther
Aron
>>10969720
Magikarp
Willow
Elias Ainsworth
>>10969720
Sleepy Mouse Princess
>Can't wait to see what the next big HG meme will be
>>10969720
Reigen Arataka
Lenny
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10969720
Tomoko
Muscular
>>10969720
Kill Yourself Kamishit
>entry
Ezreal
oh shit here's the reaping
Literally asgore
Kirino
Eusine
>>10969720
Araragi Karen
Sukuna Shinmyoumaru
Berkut
Chloe von Einzbern
Shoebill
>>10969720
Ridley
>>10969720
Kharjo
>>10969720
Hunter Springfield
>>10969720
Popeye
>>10969737
This post makes me sad because it reminds me of a time when Adachi helped fight against cancer like hoshit.
Mercer
Nanalan
Link is like the Eggman-kun of strip poker
I see the UIDs have surpassed the space of that of a 24 game.
Insert one (1) kissu for a bump.
>>10969825
>shits in your cornflakes
Thot Eraser
>>10969825
Fuck off, Kaminigger.
I'm hosting. Go back to raping girls with trap boats.
Goddess Hestia
>>10969817
Oh shit, it's the grandma transformer
>>10969774
Finally - the chance
to emerge victorious.
I am ready, host.
>>10969823
"Gah..."
The words of a madman.
>>10969825
Whatever.
>Kissu
>>10969825
>kissu
What a tweest!
>>10969832
Fuck off right with him. You complement each other.
It's time.
>>10969841
That's probably adachi b8ing with kamina's roster, oldfag.
>>10969825
>killu
It's bait, guys.
Don't pay attention to this slide.
Pay attention to the host who rapes people with a trap boat.
Steve Albini
>>10969862
>thumbnail
Yeet
>>10969869
>Laughs like a monkey then dies
>mfw fake drama
>>10969869
>someone hosts
>picks up his own bait roster to try and steal the spotlight
Lmao
If I knew how to play poker this might be more interesting.
:3
>>10969869
>The gas incapacitates the pedophile, who proceeds to laugh himself to death. Zer0 himself also appears to be laughing, but over his death: ":D".
A good deed was done,
removing him from the earth.
The best medicine.
>>10969823
>>10969850
Post more to piss off adashit.
>>10969832
>tells me to stop raping girls
>tells me to go back to raping them
Make up your mind, and maybe I'll go through with it. After I'm done hosting.
Let me hold like 3 more entries.
>>10969893
>Red
>>10969903
this kek
>>10969893
>filename
>>10969893
Seriously.
How do you guys not know how to play Poker?
>>10969897
But you killed the average /TLHG/ User, not Kamina.
>>10969907
Do I look like a degenerate gambler to you
>>10969902
Chara
>>10969885
I SAID DON'T PAY ATTENTION
REEEEEEEEEEEE
I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW
>>10969902
I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW THAT I'M MIXING UP WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO STRIP POKER ANGERS ME SO MUCH
>>10969907
>Wasting time learning how to play worthless card games
>>10969902
Agent 4
>>10969902
Literally me
>>10969915
>needing to be a degenerate
You need to be an adult
>>10969919
s-sorry
>>10969912
There is no difference
between a pedophile
and /TLHG/.
>>10969919
>Zer0 slips and lands right on his ass. He rubs his posterior while his helmet displays: ":(".
Ow...
FEEL THE BURN
>>10969907
I learnt Texas Hold'em from Poker Night, and Blackjack from Dead Rising 2 I think. I don't know what this one is.
>>10969937
>slaps ass
>>10969934
>being an adult in the year 2017
>not being a loli/shota
>>10969919
please do not step on my nikes
also please do not shoot me
ow
>>10969947
So Kamina goes to /TLHG/?
Good to know.
>>10969965
He's a lynnfag, ignore him.
>>10969947
NICE FUCKING RP
I REMEMBER WHEN ZER0 VISITNG /TLHG/
You thought it was Link, but it was me, DEEEYOOO!
Three opponents left and only 2 items of clothing left. Can I make it?
>still no background after 40+ games
I-I'll fix it tonight, promise.
Check it over.
>>10969973
>nice rp
thanks i made it myself
>>10969973
I also remember when he was in an arena filled with anime.
Nice to see you faggots are alive and well, nice to see a little bait brings you guys back to life.
I have no problem being the one who baits and I have no problem absorbing your hate.
You're all my children and I love you very much.
>>10969981
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>10969977
>link actually took off more than one piece of clothing
FAKE NEWS
>>10969981
Let's begin the show!
>>10969981
>Didn't you get a background for your birthday games or am I thinking of somebody else?
>>10969981
Looking good kero.
>>10969991
YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
YOU AREN'T MY DAD
>>10969981
>The squid shouts something in her native language
>>10969981
>Shinmyoumaru steps into the arena wielding her shining needle blade, ready for battle once more.
>>10969981
You couldn't have gone slower if I chained an iron ball to your leg.
>Berkut sighs, and prepares his lance
I won't hold back against these cretins.
>>10970010
SHITPOST KERO~
>>10969991
>The assassin turns out to be quite good at darts, as he hits bullseye after bullseye, winning every single game he plays.
Expert marksmanship
goes beyond the realm of guns.
Who wants to try next?
>two games
>strip poker
>shitposting
>all at the same time
Keep in mind this all happened because Adachi was being a cunt.
>>10969991
>implying kamina hosting didn't stabilize things
>Look myself up the archive
>people shitposted me
o-oh, okay
>>10970001
Oh it gets better
>>10969981
Looks good.
One/two more games before I fall unconsciously onto my bed and recharge my body.
>>10970031
>look myself up the archive
what are you a gay lmao
>>10970031
Don't cry Vert.
>>10970027
Shut up hoshi.
>>10970036
yes
>>10970027
Gotta bring you straying faggots back before we die.
>>10970028
>kamina hosting
>stabilizing anything
>>10970031
That means at least we're paying attention to you.
>>10970023
Don't shitpost kero.
>>10970031
>It happens. Don't let it get to you.
>>10970046
gay
>>10970034
MASAKA!
>>10970009
Y-Yeah, but it wasn't birthday games specifically, it was for the code. I like it so much so I'm going to keep it exclusive to that.
I promise that code will see the light of day again soon.
If there isn't any swaps, I'll begin soon.
>he
>>10970023
Every time you post this image I smile.
Because I made it.
>>10970052
Not a good time, dude.
>>10970065
Nice job anon.
I mean it.
>>10970065
They only post it when Hikki shows up with Tsuyu
>>10970052
>he still thinks he is doing anyone a favor
How stupid can someone be?
>>10970063
I have the feeling this is borderline loli porn
We begin.
>>10970063
so is this real dialogue or nah
>>10970072
>Posts a picture of my ava blushing, revealing my identity.
>You now hate me and start shitposting me.
>>10970052
>As Zer0's about to land a critical strike with his blade onto Skeet, he suddenly gets a camera shoved in his face, allowing the man to get up and run away. Dismayed, the assassin towards towards it, helmet projecting out "X".
Foolish.
>Then, with a single close-up pistol shot, he shatters the lens and guts the inside, rendering it destroyed.
OH SHIT LINK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>10970086
I don't think so
>>10970077
HG suffers from a plague of would-be saviors and wannabe martyrs.
>>10970084
>The inchling dashes away from the Cornucopia.
>>10970084
You know what they say, there's no time like the present. Let's get a move on!
>>10970084
Oh tits.
...Well, at least it wasn't a dumb way to die.
Fun fact: I have never once hosted a bait game.
Jude wanted to host, so I allowed him to host. A lack of entries kept him from hosting, so I decided to follow through with my hosting.
>>10970077
I am the savior you all need, the one who will take the shitposting you guys feel the need to let out. You're welcome.
>>10970099
If you actually make Link naked, when I couldn't do it, I will forever worship you
>>10970087
I shitpost everyone, except one or two priviliged fags.
>>10970062
>Fair enough. I look forward to seeing it again
>>10970084
>Ezreal's head snaps back and forth from the bundle of supplies stashed within the Cornucopia to the endless forest that lies behind him. Thinking that the competition for supplies may be a little too rough, Ezreal decides to take his chances and sprints away.
>>10970084
Settling disputes like how a child would, I feel like I've hit an all-time low.
>Berkut loses the match of Rock, Paper, Scissors, and he trudges off.
Ugh, if it was a simple sparring match, I would've easily beaten that boy.
>>10970117
>>10970084
>>10970123
I didn't do it per se, but this is what you asked for
Place your bets who wins! Kim Possible or Princess Daisy?
>>10970074
Wrong. Look at desuarchive
>>10970122
>Today Zer0 learned the hard way that bears in the Arena have a craving for wires and circuitry.
>>10970074
Where do you even get your intel from? Haha, are you high?
>>10970084
>The squid moves over to where the kid blew up and starts rapidly switching between her normal and squid forms
>>10970145
I love you, my son. I forgive you for your sins and I accept your shitposting, just so you don't have to let it out at other people. I am your punching bag and I forever will be, so let your hate flow into me and I will graciously accept it.
>>10970148
>link actually fully stripped
IMPOSSIBLE!!
Rooting for Kim btw.
>>10970140
>Sukuna returns to her makeshift hovel only to find it has been crushed by an ignorant giant creature. She scowls, drawing her blade, but ultimately decides to move on and ignore it.
>>10970140
>The TV was a foreign object to Ezreal, so to say he was just fascinated by it would be a gross understatement. He dared not pry his eyes away from it, but found he had no choice when he had to duck out to the bathroom. While he did his business, he heard a loud CRASH coming from the living room, followed by footsteps. Knowing that somebody had broken in, Ezreal began to [CENSOR] his [CENSOR] in a futile attempt to force out his [CENSOR] faster. With his pants around his ankles Ezreal bursts out of the toilet, only to trip over and smack his face up against the wall. Down the hall he could see into his living room, and in there he saw Berkut leap out of his window with his TV in his arms. Quickly pulling up his pants, Ezreal gives chase.
>>10970140
You really should be a tad more careful running around these parts, who knows, the end of a path could also lead to the end of a life.
>>10970084
>Splashes around in the DeLorean.
>>10970140
>Splashes around on the ground as his head is beaten in with a rock.
>>10970140
>>10970180
I understand your pain, I too feel the need to shitpost sometimes. I can't help but let it out and you all are forced to feel it, but I made the choice to allow those I make feel my wrath send me theirs as well. I do this for you, for everyone here, and for this community who needs a person like me. I am here for you all.
>>10970200
>The inchling stays hidden for now.
This is a weird day for hg.
>>10970216
At least there's less shitposting than usual.
K I M
I
M
Placements
Tourney anon is going to have a field day
>>10970200
>Berkut simply discards the axe
Do I look like a barbarian to you? I'll stick with my lance and sword, axes are for brutes.
>>10970200
>Ezreal's stomach rumbled as he threw back his head and let out a deafening howl of EVIL laughter that would make a Noxian turn tail and run. Ezreal had no idea he possessed such a capacity for evil laughter, almost spooking himself in the process.
Ha, so that's the key for an evil laugh! It doesn't come from the throat, it comes from the stomach. Good to know.
>Ezreal discards his goatee, throwing it in the trash.
Don't want to get too into it.
>>10970205
>massages you with barbed wire
winner?
>>10970270
THANK YOU!
>>10970236
>Placements for the strip poker game
You're one cool cat.
Winner.
>>10970200
Placements.
Thank you for allowing me to absorb your anger and hatred, I hope you all feel better inside now. I am here for you, my children. I love you all and I only wish to see you succeed in HG.
>>10970305
Congratulations.
>>10970319
Thank you.
>>10970195
>Berkut quickly gets onto his steed with the TV in hands, and commands his horse to go as fast as it can. However, the TV falls off the horse after a few feet of galloping
Damn!
>Berkut ignores the now broken TV, and tries to get away from Ezreal quickly
>>10970208
>the anon likes that the inchling is back
>>10970319
I'd much rather be inside you, anon.
>>10970305
>The squid celebratorily starts painting everything purple
>>10970316
>and wrestles with crippling gender confusion while she sleeps
>>10970332
>thirstfags
>>10970305
Congrats boop.
>>10970333
>anon
Hownew.ru
>>10970286
Just adding some zest to it.
>>10970344
>projecting
>>10970351
New enough that I'm a fresh meal
>>10970316
>>10970367
>tfw thought he was going to LARP at the White House
Souda's inner machinations are an enigma indeed.
>>10970367
Name? For research purposes
>>10970200
>>10970384
Is it just me or did Lenny paid me back for my mercy?
>>10970364
>Zest
>>10970270
>What the hell I thought this game was canceled
>>10970403
>oh yeah shit there was a game going on
>>10970439
If the content of this box are pudding-related, I'm tossing it.
>>10970419
Nobody entered Jude's game, so I finished collecting and assigning a gender to the tributes.
>>10970448
Well Lennard, perhaps you should open the box?
>>10970370
Well, so that you know, that "anon" is Adachi and he'll shitpost you if you don't behave. So be a good kid and stay out of trouble, alright?
>>10970439
>>10970384
>The inchling now has no shortage of medical supplies. A good thing too, for she was attacked severely not too long ago.
>>10970332
>And unless he says anything, the tiny girl will remain unaware of this.
>>10970448
It comes with a jigsaw puzzle along with the meal
>>10970460
Here's your (You)
That isn't me, faggot.
Nice boogeyman though.
>>10970384
>She listens, nodding now and then
>She might not even understand what the guy is saying
>>10970439
>
>>10970452
which just happened to coincidentally be at the same time kamina said he was going to host
huh...
>>10970316
>As Ezreal walks by, he unknowingly kicks the inchling with the tip of his shoe.
Eh? Think I just kicked a rock.
>Ezreal shrugs, and continues on his merry way.
>>10970326
>A surge of anger rushes through Ezreal as he watches his TV smash into the ground. Swirling rays of light burst from his gauntlet as he teleports fifteen feet forwards, not enough to close the distance between himself and the horse.
You won't get away with this, thief! Here comes your recompense!
>Frustrated, Ezreal thrusts forward his gauntleted hand and from his open palm a massive arc of golden light bursts free, cleaving through trees and gleaming brilliantly as it seeks out Ezreal's TV thief.
>>10970384
So, we just have to sing in a way that rhymes? I think I can do that, but...I'd rather not sing. There are many things I'm good at, but singing? No.
>Ezreal shakes his head.
Not that.
>>10970439
I can't understand a word from your mouth, and I don't know if it's because you speak another language or because you're incredibly intoxicated.
>>10970459
Okay.
>With trembling hands, Lenny opens the box. To his surprise it's a cucumber with a large tub of what appears to be mayonnaise.
Uhhhhhhhhhh
>>10970468
Don't even kid around about that.
>>10970475
It takes a minute or two to finish collecting the tributes and assigning genders.
Really makes you think.
>>10970496
Lenny what the fuck
like 20 minutes passed in between judes fail entry and now
>>10970473
Honestly thought those were a bunch of cocks
>>10970501
>Now let's all agree to never be creative again.
>>10970486
Hey, that's a lovely last name.
Was Jude even trying to start a game? Just seemed like he was trying to come up with a reason to shitpost.
Am I good to pick up a maid dragon ava?
>>10970486
>Ezreal is completely unaware that such an item of him exists, or that a pyromaniac is currently cuddling with it, and he's all the more happier for it.
>>10970509
.......
>>10970522
Play Kanna or Elma
>>10970521
>like he was trying to come up with a reason to shitpost
I doubt it. Our Jude, a shitposter?
>>10970477
>The inchling is kicked forwards quite a distance by the sudden arrival of a giant. She lifts herself off the ground; injured, but not down for the count. She grips her blade tightly and stands in front of the giant once more, lifting it up at him.
Giant! Watch where you are walking!
>>10970486
>The tiny girl lifts her shining needle blade and prepares to unleash a beam of magic from the tip.
>>10970509
Same
>>10970529
>Play meme or red's soiled ava
>>10970529
Someone already plays elma.
>>10970508
Time goes fast when you're having fun.
>>10970546
The others are pretty shitty, though
>>10970534
It didn't occur to me that inchling is a 2hu until now.
>>10970538
>ded
>>10970555
>>10970556
Because of the good RP compared to the shitty 2hu fags?
>>10970584
>>10970565
"good RP"
>>10970578
Is that the Oppai loli? If so, I take it back.
>>10970578
Wew those badonkas
>>10970587
the most tragic deaths are always the least spectecular, F.
>>10970600
Gross.
>>10970609
>>10970538
>>10970477
>Berkut glances behind him, and notices the beam of light approaching him quickly. Berkut tries using his lance to reflect the blow, but he fails to do so. Berkut and his steed get wounded, but they try and ignore the pain
D-Damn, what kind of magic is this?
>>10970529
I was planning on Kanna to be honest
>>10970636
She'll receive many headpats
>>10970636
>>10970628
>>10970628
Ow, my eye! I'm not supposed to get Eye in it!
>>10970677
Do this but irl.
>>10970628
Winner next.
>>10970698
>Wait, since when was I in this game?
>>10970689
Thanks Adachi.
>>10970714
Well, at least you're not any more.
>>10970642
As she should so I take it she's available then? It may take me a little while due to my schedule but I can get her folder done after a little bit.
>>10970651
I will add this to my collection thank you.
>>10970714
since you entered, silly.
>>10970724
i have more
I entered a lot of filler
>>10970724
I've never seen anyone actually ava as her, so I'd say yes.
>>10970718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL8Tf83_EQ8
>>10970714
Forgot to uncheck one of your posts.
READY ALL CANNONS
OPEN FIRE
>>10970698
>>10970714
....
>>10970534
Huh?
>Ezreal peers down at the inchling standing at his feet, trying to get a good look at her. A random ray of sunlight beams down upon her tiny blade, illuminating it and revealing to Ezreal what it was - a needle.
Huh. I guess that makes sense as a weapon, for somebody of your stature. Are you another tribute or some kind of creature that lives here?
>>10970538
>The tree branch sinks into Ezreal's stomach, the tip much sharper than he expected. His eyes go wide as he lets out a gasp, grabbing hold of the branch and trying to pull it free. His assailant then plunges the branch deeper within him, skewering several vital organs within. Ezreal falls to the floor, half of the branch buried within his stomach, the other half poking out.
What an...unceremonious death...ha...
>>10970632
What kind?
>Ezreal calls out.
The kind that will stop you! Uh, also I'm not quite sure. It's something I've got to look into.
>Ezreal thrusts out his palm once again, unleashing a blazing ray of light that travels in a line towards Berkut. He does this again and again, creating a stream of energy that pursue Berkut relentlessly.
>>10970724
Take this pic.
>>10970742
I really have to finish screenshotting that.
The influx of loli characters, and those who lust after them, is troubling.
>>10970762
>>10970799
Don't tell Carl.
>>10970786
Christ reading this book is fucking creepy.
>>10970802
I blame ERP for the latter.
>>10970732
You can give them to me at a later date when I finish my folder if it would be easier that way for you.
>>10970741
Alright this gives me something to look forward to doing after shifts. I am obligated to thank you for informing me of this.
>>10970792
Arigato Anon it's very cute..
>>10970823
Anything for a qt.
>>10970806
>>10970752
>Gotcha.
>>10970806
Congratulations.
>>10970836
Thank you.
>>10970819
Tell me about it
>>10970836
>>10970821
I was never exclusively associated with them.
>>10970821
Hey Kamina can we ERP later after I get a bite to eat? I need to bust a nut.
>>10970854
>>10970860
Literally who are you?
>>10970864
Depends on who you're willing to play.
>>10970836
This is troubling, I should be performing way better than I currently am. Thanks anyways.
>>10970768
>The miniature girl glares angrily at him, still holding her shining needle true. She shouts up at him.
Know you no respect?! Your own lack of awareness nearly took my life!
>>10970836
Not bad at at all kero. Thanks for the much needed game.
>>10970818
Boy I sure wish that fucking box in the bottom right would go away so I could capture Lenny in his moment of pain
http://poal.me/1v7uvq
Now that the game is over...
BACK TO STRIP POKER!
>>10970882
I am down for whatever you are in the mood for
>>10970912
What can I say? I keep my eyes pointed towards the skies because the only way for me is up. You get it?
>Ezreal smirks, knowing what he just said what a load of shit.
Seriously though, what kind of person stares at the ground? There's usually nothing of interest down there. Well, under the ground there's treasure and all that, but on it? Eh.
>>10970768
>Berkut's steed quickly does a 180 turn, and it starts heading towards Ezreal quickly. Berkut holds his lance, and prepares to attack the boy with it
I'm done playing defensive! Prepare to die, cur!
>>10970836
3rd is respectable, but it's not 1st. I must work harder for my uncle's respect.
>>10970946
I just wanna do the screwing. You can hit me up with whatever.
>>10970920
Click on the cog and turn off annotations, it will get rid of the box.
>>10970920
Pain? Or is it....pleasure?
Can someone pass me the link for Stylish?
>>10971022
https://userstyles.org/styles/118643/hg-customizer
>>10971022
>He's actually gonna add backgrounds
finally.
>slaps ass
>>10970972
You're a lifesaver.
>>10970994
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>10971022
https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/addon/stylish/
>>10970967
>The inchling's response to this retort is a quiet one. In one swift movement she raises her blade and slices at the giant boot that stands in front of her, piercing through the leather and nicking the flesh underneath. Hopefully a painful lesson as why to not cross her.
>>10971047
>>10971064
Arigato.
>>10971048
I-I just forgot until now. Y-You could have reminded me and I would've done it sooner...
>>10971080
I would if you would stop trying to rape girls.
>>10971100
Name the last time he tried.
>>10971112
Right now.
>>10971100
It was just a suggestion. Otherwise with things like that you all will have to wait until I remember to do them again.
>>10971139
ok.
>slaps ass
>>10971080
it's not their responsibility to remind you fa.m
>>10971139
nice RP
>>10971160
It's not my responsibility to host either.
>>10970969
>Junkrat stands his ground, giving the lance a steely-eyed stare as Berkut closes in. The faint glow emanating from the amulet inlaid within the center of Ezreal's gauntlet indicated that it had yet gathered enough energy to teleport again.
C'mon...
>Ezreal's eyes narrow as horse gallops closer, the lance level with his heart. A bead of sweat dripped down from his forehead, but still he stood his ground. Just as Berkut was poised to strike, the amulet within Ezreal's gauntlet began to brightly, meaning that it had power to teleport again. A flash of light streams out from Ezreal's gauntlet, and just as the lance is ready to pierce through him Ezreal teleports away.
>He doesn't teleport behind Berkut, but instead above him. Ezreal stretched out his gauntleted arm, pointing downwards at Berkut. His palm glowed softly as Ezreal prepared to fire another bolt of energy at Berkut while he soared above him, the bolt threatening to pierce through his unarmoured head should he not defend himself in time.
>>10971070
Ow, ow!
>Ezreal hops on the spot, clutching his foot as he cries out in pain. He almost loses his balance, but leans against a tree to support himself. Still grabbing at his foot, he removes what remains of his boot to inspect the wound he had sustained on his foot. From the looks of it the cut wasn't too deep, but it still stung nonetheless. Shooting the inchling a sour look, he finally quietens as the pain subsides.
That was a serious remark, okay? Who pays attention to the ground?
>>10971183
>Junkrat
If yall mfers don't got at least 13 votes then ur not a real boy
>>10971182
Stop then?
>>10971182
didn't say it was
>>10971193
>tfw you're already a boy
>>10971070
>He seems confused by this little thing. He lowers his point of view to try and get a closer look at her. Of course, he's seen and even fought against Pokemon this small before, but he's intrigued by her nonetheless.
>>10971198
No, that isn't the point of what I'm trying to say.
>>10971205
Well I didn't say it was their responsibility to remind me.
>>10970928
>listed as an active RPer
>haven't RP'd in days
Nani
>>10971231
moshi moshi baito desu
Just ignore the fucking polls.
>>10970928
>Anonymous poll with no real option for feedback
>>10971183
>Junkrat stands his ground
???
>>10971183
Hi Karen
>>10971183
Those who know respect.
>The inchling twirls her blade before dropping it into its sheathe on her waist. Her intense glare then returns to the giant's face.
...for creatures of all sizes. Forget this and I shall be forced to discipline you again, but harder.
>>10971211
>The tiny girl feels a warm breath on her back as something sneaks up behind her. Her hand goes to her blade and she turns, only to be met by the face of the giant Pokemon. Her sword hand remains at the ready, but she takes two cautious steps away from the bug creature. She then remains still.
>>10971183
>Junkrat
You bloody what mate?
>>10971183
Replying to stay relevant.
Roll and give opinions.
>>10971392
Okie Dokie.
>>10971408
Cancer.
>>10971186
>>10971271
>>10971319
>I don't know myself to be honest, I haven't played actively played Junkrat for like, weeks. Maybe if it was Maxwell or Craig or something the slip-up would make more sense but Junkrat? idk lol
>>10971311
>Ezreal's own glare hardly compares to the inchling's, so his face quickly returns to a more neutral look. He cast his eyes upon the ground, analysing the life that lived amongst the dirt. He saw a caterpillar wriggling along, ants burying themselves in the dirt, a snake slithering through the grass...a....a.......
>He then yawns.
Yeah, yeah...
>Ezreal yawns again, stretching out his arms and puffing out his chest.
I won't forget.
>He says, sounding completely insincere.
>>10971392
Roll
>>10971392
Rolling for a chump to scam.
>>10971392
eh why not
>>10971392
roll
>>10971417
I liked his rp when he played his 3D avatars, though as many has heard, he can get a bit attached.
>>10971392
Another for now before I work on something.
>>10971183
>Berkut quickly notices the boy above him, and stares him straight in the eyes
I'm tired of playing games, Jester! Your party tricks will not continue!
>Berkut raises his lance, and thrusts his lance multiple times into the boy's gauntlet, hoping to break or atleast damage it thoroughly. His lance strikes are quick, stabbing the glowing area
>>10971392
>Just one for now.
>>10971392
roll
>>10971425
>maxwell is craig is junkrat
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>10971436
>Suz
Apparently started actually posting in character or something recently? It's hard to tell since she's ooc so much but honestly, Not bad.
>>10971448
I liked him, good rp, nice personality, pretty good, don't know where he is though.
>>10971454
>Rubick
>Probably one of my favorite RPers here, honestly. I really wish he would show up more.
>>10971434
Oh, that Fox-Dog lady, probably can pass of some fabric softener as a fur fluffer for her.
>>10971455
*dabs* nice
>>10971392
I'll roll
>>10971468
Who are you favorite RPers?
*holds gun*
Say it now!
>>10971444
THE ULTIMATE JUSTICE ROLL
>>10971392
Sure why not.
>>10971392
Rolling for who gets to go into the strip poker game.
>>10971488
dubsdachi
check em
>>10971488
>First five that come to mind: Rubick, Alfred, Garnet, Fyxe, Karen. There's more, of course.
>>10971458
You weren't here for SAW were you?
>>10971508
Biggest shitposter around. Only redeeming quality is the sim he made.
>>10971524
Looks like it's Lenny.
>>10971425
...I remain unconvinced.
>The tiny girl reaches for the other weapon carried on her belt, a decorative golden mallet. She unhooks it from her waist and holds it at her side. A smile crosses her face. Combined with her glare, this would make for quite the menacing appearance if she were not only an inch tall.
Giants like you never change.
>She raises her mallet, holding it vertically in front of her chest.
Giants like you...
>>10971523
>missed my ava.
Whew!
>>10971392
roll
>>10971523
>Off by one
>>10971532
I was. I just didn't see the end of it.
>>10971524
>blushu
>>10971392
>Not in there
Oh well...
>>10971311
>He sorta just turns to let her face his side and looks at her, one arm sideways to the ground. He doesn't seem threatening, just silent and observant, looking in her direction and not worried. It's as if he wants to find out if she'll come closer or even jump on his back.
why do we have this thread an /co thread
where do i shitpost?
who are the faggots?
>>10971559
you shitpost erp
>>10971555
>trips again
>>10971576
can i erp here do you want to erp
>>10971523
I don't know who this is.
>>10971557
Didn't you just join a week ago
>>10971584
you pay 3000 dolah
>>10971392
>>10971479
Pretty cool guy from the interaction's I've had with him. I'm a bit out of the loop of the goings-on with things around here lately so I'm not sure if he's still here or not.
>>10971585
Bell Cranel I think
>a male
>>10971587
Not even a week ago. Why do you ask, anon?
>>10971587
He deserves to be on it though, just throw out one of the early 2015 fags to make room for him
where is nui
>>10971392
>Roll
>>10971603
>That's Kuga.
>>10971585
Kuga.
reply to this post if you are older than nine
>>10971450
>Berkut thrusts up into Ezreal's gauntlet just as he fires off a bolt of energy, creating an explosion of light that propels Ezreal further up into the air. Unable to control his ascent, Ezreal's head bashes up against a tree branch, blurring his vision. As he tumbles through the air he tries to grab onto something, but thanks to his dizzied vision he can't find anything to latch onto. The only thing he sees is his face coming up to meet the ground, and fast.
>The next thing he sees is the ground completely, as he slams into it. His nose and a couple of ribs break from the impact, and all the wind is knocked out of him. Needless to say, it fucking hurts.
>>10971458
>Hey, I'm still surprising people? Cool.
>>10971538
>Ezreal shoots out his arm towards the inchling, his open palm radiating with a fierce light.
Don't even think about it. I won't hesitate to erase you.
>>10971557
>Shinmyoumaru takes a relieved sigh, resting her hand. She approaches the large Pokemon confidently and bows in front of it.
Greetings.
>>10971635
>nine
fuck off cirno
>>10971392
One day I'll earn a spot on this
Just you watch
>>10971635
Cirno go away.
>>10971596
Same as above. I'm pretty sure he was here a bit before I came, so I'm not sure if I've interacted with him.
>>10971635
Left or Right?
>>10971679
ask /pol/
>>10971635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-povZcZA7E
you wanna do something gay to the rock and pee on it?
>>10971643
>ezreal is craig
>i didn't know and didn't reply to you one time
Whatever the question, is death the only answer?
>>10971679
first one is right, second one is left
>>10971644
>He lets out a soft grunt and slowly lowers his chest next to Shinmyomaru , looking back to her and seeing if she'll hop on his back. Though he can't speak, he tries to communicate in some fashion.
>>10971704
>It's okay to not reply to someone if it's not someone popular.
Kill yourself
>>10971643
So wait, were you Wikipedia as well? I'm super confused.
Also Parker was Eddy?
roll for best ava
>>10971749
how dare you put Ultron on that list
>>10971733
But it is.
>>10971760
Nice roll
>>10971782
they rolled a 1
>>10971739
I'm not sure who peter parker was.
>>10971679
How about dealing with situations on a case-by-case basis and not become a slave to a set of beliefs.
can i ava cnn
>>10971801
No, Parker Dinkleman
>>10971822
doxxing is against 4chan rules
>>10971739
Eddy is Parker Dinkleman.
Grimes is Peter Parker.
>>10971643
>Berkut gets lauched off his horse by the explosion, and falls to the ground with a loud "thud". His lance falls next to him with a more quieter collection of "clink"s.
D-Damn..
>Berkut tries getting up slowly, but falls back down onto the ground. He reaches for his lance, and tries to use it as a cane of sorts
>>10971822
You'd probably be more likable than Adachi, so go ahead
>>10971801
Wikipedia was Asgore.
>>10971704
>oi it's rude to ignore fellas
>speaking seriously though I don't really mind
>>10971739
>Wikipedia/Shy Gal was Asgore.
>Parker was Eddy.
>I was Ezreal/Maxwell.
>>10971826
Oh.
>>10971838
OH
>nobody guessed my other secret ava
>>10971811
You do realize on what platform you are asking this question?
>>10971849
It's not like they'll get their friends on me or some shit.
can i ava sponge
>>10971749
>Rolling for myself.
>>10971876
as long as you take it seriously
Post the secret avas chart
no youre thinking beep boop bop
>>10971896
beep boop bop
>>10971906
Straight from the source.
boop boop bop
>>10971643
>In a sudden flash of light the inchling is surrounded by a spiraling aura. Multicolored streams of runic symbols slither in the air, each meeting above her to merge into a single ball of energy. With no further warning, she seeks to swing the mallet down upon the giant's toes!
>>10971724
>Shinmyoumaru srises from her bow, giving the giant Scyther a quizzical look. It doesn't appear she quite understands yet.
Is there something you wish to show me?
Anyone want another game of strip poker?
>>10971925
don't
>>10971932
Me on the left
>>10971932
>tfw still no Kharjo
>>10971876
yes but only if you take it seriously, you absolutely have to take spongebob, spongebob squarepants, with every ounce of seriousness you have in your body, this isn't a fucking joke
>>10971932
why am i not in it
>>10971932
>my secret ava isn't here
>fyxe and tricky are
th-thanks
>>10971957
ya but how am i doing
>>10971932
Where's Moe Syszlak? Or was that a filler?
>>10971863
>not on it and I can't figure out why.
>>10971948
I want HG game
ill host but im gonna go smoke first
vape nash yall
>>10971961
Just ask to be put on like hot damn look at all that empty space
>>10971989
HG machine broke.
>>10971839
>Ezreal crawls along the ground, grunting as each movement brings about more pain. He endures through it though, and grabs hold of Berkut's foot with his gauntleted hand.
P...ay...me...b...a..ck...
>Ezreal's grasp is weak, but he's determined to achieve the recompense he desires so greatly.
>>10971867
>Yeah, you just continue doing whatever. Like I said I don't actually mind, I just felt I needed to comment y'know?
>>10971945
>The giant, of course, would be having absolutely none of this. His gauntleted hand is enveloped by a stream of light as a blazing bolt of energy leaps free from his open palm, shooting straight towards the inchling. Would the bolt hit first, or would the giant's toes be crushed by her mallet? Either way, somebody was going to be hurting after this.
my gf was ignoring me, we fixed it. and she still ignore me what i do
her pussy too good i cant leave it
>>10972021
Understandable have a great day
New game when?
>>10972021
can i ava shaq
>>10972052
once he builts his shack
>>10972061
ok who can i ava then
>>10972081
i dont know just ava porn or something i dont care
>>10971945
>The Scyther shakes his head, and then slowly stretched his wings out so she could see them. His other bladed arm points to his wings, and then nods his head. He stands up and start to float above the ground for a few seconds, then he comes back down again. The 5 foot tall mantid Pokemon seems to you that he's willing to be your flying mount.