Steven is for Connies Edition Last Thread: >>10960004

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first for ivy quartz

>>10962518
What the hell is a Connie?

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>tfw no Holly nanny

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>No /sug/ in the OP.

You fucked up, OP.

Why are we meant to feel sorry for any of the gems?

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis

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Gems should lick other gems

>>10962556
Gems should lick other gem's gemstone.

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>>10962566

Grrr

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>>10962566
tru

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>>10962551
Steven if for Lapis.

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>>10962612
Steven is for Lapis.

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>>10962654
>Wow Lapis I never realised just how flat! you are.

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>>10960053
kill yourself

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>>10962853
You're the reason why I drink.

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>>10962784

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>>10962887
You are allowed to touch one hair bun.
Which do you choose? Left or right?

what would lapis taste like
salty like the briny sea or bland like the rock she is

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>>10962935
Left. First I squeeze it lightly, then flick it. Why Holly is startled and confused I take that chance to quickly boop her little nose.

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>>10962935
>hair bun
I want to touch some buns, but not the hair kind...

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Love you /sug/

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>>10963007

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>>10960057
kill yourself

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>>10960441
kill yourself

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Is copy and pasting the op title that hard

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>>10962551
Lapis is for Steven.

>>10962950
Like an earthy, briny sea.

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>>10963239

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>>10963258

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>>10963319

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>>10963451

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>>10963477

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>>10963489

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Maybe today they'll announce a return date?

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>>10963518

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>>10963545

>>10963534
they won't

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>>10963561

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>Its a Lapiven thread.

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>>10963576

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>>10963596

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>>10963587

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>>10963607
okay gnight m8

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>>10963589
And that's why cat fingers ain't nothin to fuck with.

>>10963587
It's not like anyone is even here.

>>10963639
>It's his middle finger
Kek

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Get away from Steven Lapis!
He's mine!

>>10963665
>Get away from that Steven! I'm cutting him down, right now!

>tfw you will never quaff deeply from the neverending torrent of piss pouring from Lapis Lazuli's glistening blue cunt

>>10963689
who wants to bet there's a bunch of doctor who reblogs on there?
fucking hypocrites

>>10963689
i thought tumblr loved oitnb

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>>10963621
Night anon.
>>10963665
They can share.

>>10963705
That blog is just obsessed with hating on su
>>10963716
I think they started hating it awhile ago

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the great war is coming

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>>10963738
Can he take out Erdogan, Mugabe and whoever's running Venezuela into the ground while he's at it?

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has it ever happened to you that you were sitting in your room, masturbating in peace, and suddenly your mom walks in but you just don't give a fuck and keep fapping and pretend she's not there, and she pretends that you're not masturbating, so she picks up whatever she came for and you cum just before she leaves?

>>10963762
No you faggot

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>>10963762

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>>10962935
Uh...

>>10963738
I'm scared

if ur reading this karma/hayden ur a cool dude ;)

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>>10963762

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Do you think people will still love lars when he eventually fucks up big

>>10963817
Yes. Look at how many times Pearl has fucked up

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Where is everybody!!!

>>10963767
>>10963789
>>10963813
well happened to me
pretty surreal to be honest

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>>10963946
in the gay bath house

>>10963759
>Erdogan
I implore you reconsider

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Jasper when?

>>10964000
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>10964019
Lapis when?

>>10964000
Never

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I came for your butt

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>>10964059

Emerald is aqua and topaz fusion.
Yellow + blue = green
Aqua is the same stone as emmy
We never ever seen them both

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Thats how i became square. What is your story?

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>>10964129
At age six I was born without a face.

Penis or vagina? Which one is the best?

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>>10964090
Except that blue and yellow light makes white.

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>>10964160
>Lapis is a shit
I was so tempted

>>10964090
Emmy looks nothing like Topaz or Aqua

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This is team vagina. Look at these loosers and laugh at them

>>10964160
For if you like one or have one?

>>10964218
Dement finally made art I can get behind

>>10964238
Both

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>>10963803
Don't be North Korea wont do shit.
They know for a fact they would be wiped out if they started shit.

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Thats why we will never see amedot again

>>10964218
Now this, this is satisfying to look at.

If you will not alive i would play dark souls 3

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What if I touched Skinny?

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Who would Priyanka choose to be with if she cheated on Doug?

>>10964344
pumpkin

>>10964344
>red earnings
What a slut

>>10964344
Greg, obviously.
The man is a violent semen inferno waiting to happen.

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Stop this motherfucking bitch. Shes playing with your fathers balls

>>10964344
Steven

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>>10964376
>Cucking her on flesh and blood.
But why?

>>10963689
>where the creators pat themselves on the back
well, I'm sorry for anyone who were introduced to the show like that.

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I love this gem.

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I LOVE Centipeetle! I want to rub her beak!

>>10964392
It's funny

Has anyone ever presented the theory that Bismuth was part of the Temple fusion?

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A LAPIS, MORTY

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>>10964435
Centipeetle is cute.

>>10964449
You turned yourself into shit

>>10964473
That middle one is uggo

>>10964483
You're uggo!

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Emerald is so cute, I can't wait to see more of her.

We're never actually going to see any non gem aliens? Are we?

>>10964489
That cleavage is unnecessary

Does anyone have any recommendations of actually good AU's where the Crystal Gems are replaced with a different group?

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Piss or shit?

>>10964493
Yeah we are actually, according to that one leaker

They're birds with arms

>>10964509
What leaker?

>>10964489
Emerald seems a cool gem, I can't wait to actually see her in action.

>>10964497
Its bird nest

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>>10964335
she would have been touched

>>10964508
Which ever stops you from posting.

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>>10964335
You explode

>>10964489
Emerald is lame tbqh

How can Steven not be worried about what the gems will do to earth? Why is he so fucking oblivious?

Are you guys going to be following the new DuckTales

>>10964543
You're lame.

>>10964515
someleakerguy on tumblr

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>>10964529
>Armpits
>Vagina bones
Good lord.

>>10964554
Your face that is.

>>10964554
>>10964563
Dont fight. You both lame

>>10964509
>>10964557
HE'S FUCKING FAKE YOU RETARD STOP BRINGING HIM UP

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Did we ever find out how this leaked

Why do all gay male couples look like clones of each other?

>>10964544
Steven is an archetype for the cast; a series of ignorant and unworldly hipsters who consciously close themselves off to what they see and refuse to question the state of the world on any deeper level than what they can observe clearly, and whose solutions are "let's be nice and hope problems solve themselves". Steven is a literal child written by emotional children.

>>10964571
t. Lame-o McCripplelegs

>>10964584
I fucked zach and posted it from his computer

>>10964548
I'm going to check it out. From what I've seen so far it might be pretty good. I heard Darkwing Duck is going to make an appearance too.

>>10964579
you really have to be a sperg to believe his bs

>>10964618
What was the inside of his ass like?

>>10964653
Did you ever touched a pie with your genitals? Im not judging just asking

>>10964677
was it like fucking a pie

>>10964604
This is sad but true.

>>10964349
Extremely underrated

Why is this show so shit and why do we waste our lives here

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What if Jasper suggestively asked you if you wanted to hit the gym with her?

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>>10964756
Because you touch yourself at night

>>10964756
Because we're only here for the waifus and the remorseless fact that we cry like a little bitch like Steven does because our lives are nothing more than ordinary.

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>>10964764
I'm a hungry skeletal though, I wouldn't be able to impress her and would overall be a pretty humiliating experience.

>>10964785
>because were only here for the waifus
Only reason why I'm here to be honest

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>>10964593
So I'm assuming you're a straight guy. But if you were a chick, wouldn't you want to try and look like the type of girl that you were into?

Although it's not like that for all gay couples, but I guess it's notable enough for it to be a stereotype.

>>10964804
I'm a lesbian and no.

>>10964344
Nobody. She's a loyal, married woman who loves her husband and her daughter enough to not engage in infidelity.

Shit i forget that i boiling eggs for 4 hours already. Im to scared to watch what happens to them...

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Good afternoon. Any plans for today?

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>>10964804
>Wouldn't you try and look like a cute grill?
Yes. And I'd fail at it.

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>>10964797
Don't worry Anon, I'm in that same boat.

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>>10964538
kill yourself

>>10964792
If you truly area "hungry skeleton" then I highly reccommend against gaining any muscle mass. Shit looks weird yo.

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>>10964848
kill yourself pedo

>>10964362
Somebody post that relatedguy comic

>>10964764
Go with her and watch her do all the work while cheering her on.

>>10964823
From my experience, they should have literally exploded. Not in a fiery way of course, but just blown to pieces with great scatter range

>>10964560
>vagina bones
Whe

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>>10964859
Trust me I'm not trying, can't get any gains without hard exercising every single day anyway. I've designed to being a weak noodle.

Which gem do you think you would be?
>hardmode: no peridot, pearl or lapis

I love Jasper so much I want to die

>>10964904
Amethyst

>>10964904
a retarded Zircon

>>10964904
Ruby.

>>10964904
Rhodonite

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>>10964912
>yn have a beefy amazonian space rock gf to keep you safe
Hold me
>>10964904
Paddy because I'm retarded.

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>>10964904
I'm fat, don't bathe, eat garbage and am a hoarder.

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>>10964904
> no peridot
Why to be...

>>10964904
I would of said peridot, but for hardmode probably a ruby

>>10964941
Job will cure everyone. Enjoy your last years of absolute freedom

>>10964943
Cuz Peridot, Pearl and Lapis are too easy. Everyone would choose them.

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Plushies.

>>10964904
>dumb, emotional, lack independence
A Ruby.

>>10964904
Black Diamond

>>10964952
Why then not choice amy and train shape shift

>>10964953
Super cute! I'd rather spend money on a custom plushie though

>>10964951
Family's relatively rich, they are too pussy to make me work, and I'm too irresponsible. I'm gonna leech on them until they die, and then I'll either try to leech off welfare or I'll go fucking homeless or die.
I plan ahead

>>10964953
Amethyst's looks really good in comparison to the others. Garnet's would be fine if her legs were longer. Peridot and Pearl look similar in quality. That Steven is nightmare mode.

They've released Peridot products with midget-dot, right?

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Why do people like Jasper so much?
She acts like a generic villain and she only had one sympathetic moment.
Is it a design or headcanon thing?
I think she is alright for what she is but I don't get why people are so into her.

>>10964978
The quality on 'em isn't that high to begin with, these ones are only available via crane games and carnival/ticket redemption prizes.

>>10964989
Glad you got your priorities straight, anon

>>10964997
people are allowed to like villains, anon

>>10965003
I'm a smart dude, I think with all five fingers

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>>10964997
>she only had one sympathetic moment.
But it was that one moment that put her whole character up until that point in different light. Also I think she's a cutie.

>>10965000
Oh then they're perfect for carnival prizes then, I thought these were sold in store

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Is Pearl-Plush Anon still here? Does anyone know what happened? Did they end up getting a refund?

>>10964953
It could be worse. Yeah really. They could burn or poke someones eye out but they are ok more then fine.

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>>10964912
Don't die for Jasper, live for her

>>10965041
Jasper would want you to die, filthy organic fleshbag.

>>10964997
Tumblr fetishizes buff muscular angry women because they need to consolidate their hatred for men and their inner desire to be dominated by a masculine testosterone-filled alpha male.
She just happens to be one of those. Same applies to overwatch zarya.

>>10965058
tumblr hates jasper

Anyone have gemsonas? If so can you post a pic or describe them?

>>10965067
No, they don't.

>>10965090
>Are you autistic?
>Can you show me proof?
No, and no.

>>10965067
I've been there. No they don't. They flood the place with le buff cheeto memes and shitty pictures of humanized nigger vitiligo jasper

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>>10965090
I have one. She is the best even then she doing everything better then other.

>>10965096
>>10965118
Some do. It's mostly the Lapidot part

>>10965058
>>10965067
tumblr isn't one person. There are people over there who are Jasperfags and others who are Lapisfags.

>>10965126
>some do
Wow it's almost like any not-hivemind community

>>10965104
Boooooo

Tumblr loves lapidirt only because of peridot. Ok?

>>10965152
No, they love Zuke's domestic AU with angsty Lapis and nerd Peridot

>>10964997
I like her because she's the type of character I have a weakness for. Angry, kinda shitty, also sad and traumatized.
And I have a thing for the concept of character who was born to be a soldier but ends up losing their purpose.

>>10965152
No. If anything, I would be the other way around. A lot of them love lapis because muh malachite and muh rape survivor.
By the way, does anybody know this fanfic about lapis being in an AA-style rape victim meeting and talking about jasper violating her sexually?

>>10965152
Tumblr only loves all Peridot ships because of Peridot and no one was talking about Lapidot. Why did you bring it up?

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>>10964899
defined iliac crest

>>10965185
Do you have a link?

>>10965185
>does anybody know this fanfic about lapis being in an AA-style rape victim
No, I've never heard of that one.

>>10965188
We have forgotten what a vagina is so badly that we call the upper/outer pelvis "vagina bones". Soon on /sug/: Anon calls navel the "clit hole"

>>10964997
What is wrong with her acting like a generic fight hungry villain when we know she isn't one? Earthlings gave her character a lot of depth and explained her actions in episodes prior, and it also showed that she acts like a self destructive asshole because she is an insecure person. She is an Earth gem who has lived her life on homeworld and she shows how being someone who is an exception among a group of other people that are considered bad affects someone without any support like Jasper, in contrast to how Amethyst is the same thing to the CGs but grew up more emotionally fulfilled than Jasper because she is surrounded by support

>>10965229
I bet they dont even knot that clit is not for pee

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>>10964904
crystalline tungsten

it's like bismuth, but not as flashy

>>10965251
Someone is phone posting

>>10965253
Do you wanna be like cucumber but grey?

>>10965222
I wish I did. It was written in a tumblr post and was fucking autistic. I just remember it had lines like "I pretended to consent just so she wouldn't hurt me; I knew that if I let her rape me, I will be able to keep her from raping the others" and I think detailed descriptions of her vagina bleeding

>>10965269
Sounds hot

>>10965035
i think they got a refund yea

>>10965251
>I bet they dont even knot that clit
I want somebody to knot me. Right in my clit.
Shit, is there a fetish for clitoral insertions? There are nipple insertions, so...

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>>10964904
Probably a Sapphire, because I can clearly see that the path in life I'm taking is gonna lead to me offing myself. Or maybe a Ruby, because I'm not smart enough to change it.

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Gonna do some early ones.

Taking some simple sketch requests.

>>10965287
Let me know how that search goes

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>>10965297
Draw Little Centipeetle acting like Garfield.

>>10965297
Zuke forcing lapidirt to kiss or memes or meme kisses

>>10965297
Sfw or nsfw?

>>10964997
I feel like people who don't like Jasper and think she's a generic villain either don't get her character or are adamant about not liking her because they think she's ugly. And you blame Jasperfags for only liking their headcanons of her even though Rebecca obviously likes Jasper, views her as a sympathetic character, and has discussed the complexity behind her character a few times.

>>10964997
Why do you like Peridot so much even though she's garbage?

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>>10963665
I have a solution.

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>>10965312
Both

>>10965297
Indexer in a noose while everyone is laughing at him

>>10965269
Sounds retarded as fuck. I wish I could read it.

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>>10965297
A tiny, cute Steven being held by his dead mom.

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What if Peridot still looked like this?

>>10965297
Priyanka in a fancy unusual swimsuit.

>>10965382
A lewd peri then, thank you

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>>10965392
She would still be a fucking meme

>>10965392
She might actually be likable.

>>10965392
She wouldn't be nearly as popular, that's for sure

>>10965297
>>10965287
Peridot getting fucked in the clit

>>10965415
Fucking ow

>>10965415
>perifag is a virgin
not surprised

>>10965415
You can't fuck a clit you fucking retard

>>10965297
Jasper eating Blue zircon out

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>>10965415

>>10965392
Emerald is her spirit protege

>>10965423
Oh that's a good question, whose a virgin and what's your favorite gem?

>>10965435
Ok

Peridot getting fucked by the clit

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Pearl seems to attract these types of guys the most.

>>10965434
You can't fuck nipples either, bug there I porn of that.
It's stupid. That's the point.

>>10962518
OP is a faggot. Shit edition.

>>10965392
if she still acted like the retarded toddler she is now she'd still be a shitty meme, I just wouldn't want to throw up every time I looked at her

>>10965432
fucking hot
>brown penis
it's always brown penises

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>>10965466

>>10965451
Everybody is doesn't matter who they like, everyone here is a virgin.

>>10965471
i thought it was scat so i didnt click

>>10965471
>>10965488
KEK

>>10965488
fucking lel

>>10965485
But not ANAL

>>10965466
Is there shit like that but of peridot? I wonder if there's crazy perifags like that

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I still can't believe Lars is fucking dead

>>10965485
Lol maybe for your virgin ass, loser

>>10965507
All of them are underage so their moms wouldn't let them.

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>>10965507
I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case. A Perifaf around ere supposedly have a Tupla which has the form of Peridot.

which gem would you want to make fun of your tiny penis

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>>10965297
A redux of Kevin finding out Stevonnie's actually a stack of dwarves, but with Jamie and Garnet.

>>10965516
Lol typical words from your typical virgin

>>10965521
*Peri-fag around here*

>>10965466
Pearlfags and Perifags are the worst right now. Maybe Lapisfags too

>>10965434
A penis will never enter the cervix during sex. It will also almost never touch it - definitely not "ram it" as it would be as painful as gutting the woman. Cum does not flow into the uterus, no matter how forceful or voluminous the ejaculation. It will definitely never bulge from being so full of cum.
Also, the hymen only breaks and bleeds in a very small fraction of "deflorations". It usually just stretches, or is already stretched/broken because of normal life activities.
Still those, and many other cliches are available in hundreds of different porn works, western and japanese alike.

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>>10965525

>>10965521
Holy shit you still remember that, what the hell

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Which Gemfag is the rarest? Which is the most annoying? The most likeable?

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don't you dare say it

>>10965558
>Garnetfags
>Perifags
>None, they're all shit.

>>10965558
topazfags
lapisfags
jasperfags

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>>10965558
I think Garnet is underrated. Among my top three characters, though not in a sexual sense.

>>10965568
t. jasperfag

>>10965568
>jasperfags
>likeable

>>10965558
The most nonexistent ones are the most likable ones

how rare are bismuthfags? feels like I'm the only one around here

>>10965558
perifag
perifag
perifag

>>10965558
>Rosefags I never seen them anymore
>Perifags
>fatfags

>>10965575
Garnet is barely a character and is overrated even though most people dont really give a shit about her

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>>10965589
I got you covered, anon.

>>10965566
barn

>>10965558
Topazfags
Peridotfags
Stevenfags

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>>10965596
Does Ivy Quartz count?

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the fluoritefag needs to be publicly executed

>>10965558
Garnetfags are the rarest of standard crystal gems.
Rubyfags if we unfuse Garnet, Sugilitefags if we count all the fusions.
(or maybe Sardonyxfags? Hard to tell)
Out of all gems, Topazfags are probably the rarest

>>10965558
Amyfags. They exist?
Lapisfags, Perifags and Pearlfags.
Idk Garnetfags seem chill

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>>10965606
you fucking motherfucker fuck

>>10965601
Garnet is just already developed, hence why there isn't a lot of focus on her. Which is also why Pearl has the most focus among the main three Crystal Gems, for she has some issues.

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>>10965602
wow

>>10965618
Ivy Quartz is cute.

>>10965602
Forgot about bismuth. Bismuthfags are as rare as topazfags

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>>10965619
says the mentally ill crapisfag

>>10965651
Bismuth would be such a bro. She would be tied with Amethyst in that regard

How long does hair take to grow back?

>>10965672
5 milllion years

i fucking love bees

>>10965672
1 inch per month

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Favorite town member?

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>>10965651
Don't cry, anon.
Or else you're gonna make me cry.

>>10965619
>>10965663
Fluorite, Lapis and Peridot are objectively the most disgusting gems and their fans deserve to have their nails torn off.

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>>10965683

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>>10965663
i'd love to snort that up

>>10965686
sour cream

>>10965693
I don't think Fluoritefags exist

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>>10965651
Some people like straight smut, some like gay smut.
I think there is a better option

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>>10965686
definitely dewey, or maybe barb

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So, what Gemfag would you consider yourself?

>>10965729
Connie

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>>10965729
Primarily a Centipeetle fag, Yellow Diamond comes a close second.

>>10965721
>straight smut
Disgusting.
>gay smut
Now you're speaking my language.

>>10965729
Autistic meme goblin

>>10965693
edgy

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>>10965721
example

>>10965558
Rare Gems/Garnetfags
Peri, Lapis, Pearlfag are always toxic if given content for their waifu.
Again, the same kind as the first one because rarity = no chance to BE annoying.

>>10965729
None

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>>10965685
My hair looks like this right now. Do you know any way to make it grow back faster?