ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. What is your most import

>>10956803
To get to the third verse of Ocean Man

>>10956803
thin skin

>>10956803
>>10956833
ocean man

>>10956803
thin skin

>>10956803
Spend most of the next 48 hours with a drink in my hand and six Eevees snuggled up with me.
Doing pretty good on that so far. These fluffballs are adorable and happy right now.

>>10956848
take me by the hand

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>>10956722
"A... wha?"
>Kat takes the Pager, confuzzled
"I don't know where I'm from, but I do remember that riding Pokemon isn't normal at all..."
>The Faller's brow furrows
"Um...thanks though. Oh, uh, where can I get a Pokedex? Figure that's mandatory and I lost mine... back..."
>Deep breaths, Kat
"It got fried when I punched a bundle of wires."

>>10956885
lead me to the land

>>10956881
Planning to evolve them if we live?

>>10956935
That you understand

>>10956935
that you understand

>>10956803
thin skin

>>10956890
explain
i mean just
explain what you like and dont like

>>10956959
>>10956960
Ocean man

thin skin new meme

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>>10956976
Actually.
Can we have some dialogue about shit we hate and shit we don't hate instead of memeing it up.
Thanks.

Helo /par/, tourist in Alola here. Any interesting happenings in Melemele recently?

>>10957043
thin skin and whining like a crybaby is the new thing

>>10956987
The voyage to the corner of the globe

>>10957035
(I'm ok with that)
(That said, I have to mention that there's now a public complaints box Discord for all your criticisms and inquiries)

>>10957093
is there space for my thin skin
I get triggered over the smallest shit

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>>10956890
>Skitts can be skimmed over 90% of the time
(I kinda prefer it that way? I don't have the motivation to do a plot without dropping it immediately, and I don't really like doing characters that people *have* to pay attention to.)
(Maybe I'll go try and make a plot or something but I'm just... Kinda tired, I guess.)
>>10956803
I'm going to summon Giratina
Maybe I'll ask him to stick all of our souls into the moon to form a massive Spiritomb
Who knows

>(Being brushed off as a shitposter doesn't help. Or because "ree ur skin isn't thick enough" like, maybe not but I don't enjoy playing in this place when half of it is Ray shit talking everyone to his Boyfriend.)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>10957127
Welcome home

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>>10957185
thats gay

>>10957069
Is a real trip (real trip)

>>10957262
my thin skin aggresively says thank you

>>10957185
But what about our personal space

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>>10957320
You can have the north pole, anon
>>10957286
Shit, you're right
And being gay is illegal in some places
Well, looks like we'll all be in a gay rock jail
Don't drop the rock soap, guys

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>>10957355
Well, I don't see the Kantonese flag on the moon.

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>>10957355
gay is illegal everywhere
so is making out with yourself
which is why i do it

>>10957355
better not drop it, otherwise my thin skin'll make a rant about it and delete it minutes later because I can't take criticism

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>>10956803
Understanding why my Trainer killed himself.
One day, I plan to go back to Kalos, and solve the mystery.
As is, I hope to find clues within his last work, the Holocaster update that allows battles to be recorded and analyzed.

>>10957430
here we go

>>10957430
>roll to fart on his face

>Someone is missing from Vaniville Town.
>Hours later, a young man was found dead along Route 1.
>Cause of death is unknown.

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>>10957402
And neither do I
Do you know why?
My eyes aren't telescopes
>>10957407
We've got a criminal in our forum guys
I'm calling the police
Taking down this scum once and for all

Really though
I need virgin blood to summon Giratina
Who's down to help me out?
Death is optional

What is your favorite dex type?

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>>10957502
im sure someone in me is a virgin
hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>10957430
>the thin skin tears have given strength to my rolls
>time to put it to good use
>let out an earsplitting fart reminiscient of an autist shrieking at something they dislike
>whew, fan the air at the stench, smells like I had too many Cheetos for dinner
>oh well, it's done its job of painting the air light green and blowing into their blue fur

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>>10957493
"This crap is getting annoying."
>Calem goes to investigate.

>>10957505
thin skin type

>>10957537
(Would you mind if Serena joined you? I want to get her out of the "do nothing but drink and talk" thing but I don't want to fuck things up for you.)

>>10957568
>prostitutes choose to be raped
(no thanks, don't want that owlcuck shitposting me)

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>>10957502
Then get a telescope, there might be a fire sale close to you.

Here's a recommendation, check in your local trainer's school.

>>10957505
Unovan.
But I'd really like to get my hands on an Orrean PDA, too bad about the low production numbers.

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>>10956976
I would but i would rather not be flagged as hb for expressing my /opinions\
Just typed out a massive thing and just
Noped it
Although i think it's fairly obvious why someone wouldn't like emrys
Especially if some of those shitposts about what he does out of thread are true

>>10957185
I would explain how that is worse than you think it is from that basic comment but
Read above reasoning

>>10957646
(Emrys here, please, shoot, if you've got complaints I want to hear them. Assuming you're talking about the "Emrys is lewd" thing, yeah thats true, and I'm trying to reel it in. Anything else I don't know about though, please tell me.)

>>10957646
(It's not the opinions what makes the HB, but rather the lack of reasoning and fleeing when asked about them what makes the HB)
(Can you please post the opinions? Here or in the complaints discord, preferably the latter)

>>10957537
>The small town, well known for being a nice, pleasant place to live, has not experienced something like this in a long time.
>The mother of the young man is distraught, sitting on the porch of her house with tears streaming down her face.
>Police are searching for the suspect, though they have no leads, save for the fact that an older woman saw a suspicious person enter and leave town not too long ago.
>She is being questioned at the moment.

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>>10957568
(Yeah, I don't mind. I was expecting to get GMed on but I guess it's a closed plot or whatever. Scratch that, feel free to.)

>>10957646
(I say post the opinions, makes the thread better if we air stuff in the open.)

>>10957695
"Suspicious person, right."
>Time to go question this older woman and get a description.

>>10956938
Maybe. Maybe. I dunno yet. I'm not even really planning farther than maybe getting a Grooming job if we live.

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>>10957646
(Ah, well. I can understand that dude. I'm assuming you mean something along the lines of 'easily ignored, boring, samey shit' which... I'm not exactly certain how to fix.)
(Thanks anyway.)
>>10957638
Fuck that, I've got a sacrifice to work on
You guys think Giratina accepts newly hatched Pokemon as "virgins"?
>>10957521
I can't sacrifice a ghost you fuck

>>10957730
>letting em near your character
you asked for this
>>>>prostitutes choose to be raped

>>10957821
I dunno.
I'm working on a sacrifice too. Just got one more bit of work to do, and I'm in the clear to finish it.

thin skin

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>>10957821
youre a fuck

>>10957730
>The officers notice your presence and clear some space.
>Upon asking the woman about the suspect, you receive a vague hint in the form of 'He looked like an officer going to do some serious stuff.'
>"He had on a getup like he was about to raid a place," she says. "Last time I saw him, he was headin' out of town, northways."

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(I'm taking a break, I don't know when I'll be back, but at least a week.
Active characters:
Kat
Eros
Serena
Magearna
Inactive characters:
Vance
Surge)

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>>10958044
>Serena = Eros
NANI

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>Shady Fucker: head for Shalour.
>He'll be dead by this time tomorrow, he's sure of it.
>Fuck, he's counting on it.
>Just gotta find one last guy on his list.
>( OOC there is no happy ending for the knifey Orrean man. )

>>10958044
dont come back

>>10958044
50 bucks you come back tomorrow under the disguise of a new character

>>10958230
>You hear some policemen arguing
>They complain about a serial case of public disturbance coming from a home right outside their jurisdiction, north of Shalour
>Constant loudness, almost the entire day

>>10958273
>Contrary to popular shitposts, Em isn't that bad at hiding a character. He might just do that, but you would never know.
(Don't kid yourself, you have no fucking clue who is and is not em, I could be em, you don't know either way)

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>>10957821
I wouldn't test a legendary that way.

>>10958044
(You will be missed, man)

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>>10958293
>The hoodied fucker avoids the cops, and looks for sharp sticks or skewers on the ground as he walks north.
>His knife's too broad for what he has in mind.
>He thinks of his knife for a moment, and wonders if he'd have the guts to spill his own.
>No. Not yet. Got to find the last man first, and judging by the description he won't be hard to track.

>>10958371
>Route 12
>The sound of drums can be heard from a cabin

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>>10958431
>Geller's not back yet. No Alakazam teleporting to bail him out if this goes south, or make a quick getaway when screaming starts.
>Just his Gengar and Arcanine.
>Olivar knocks on the door hard, wondering what fresh hell's on the other side.
>He thinks for a moment, is he going there next? Probably, but he doesn't care.

>>10958506
>No response
>The drumming is frenetic, and doesn't seem to slow down
>Did he even hear you?

>>10958527
>A whisper echoes
>"Thin skin"

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>>10957689
Listen i don't really know where to even start with you, my head is kind of not all in sorts right now but uh you don't seem to be very good for the whole place but that isn't really my call uh sorry if this is kind of mean
P l e a s e please try to control yourself though it's really weird and off putting hearing about you begging for internet sex or whatever they were saying before

>>10957690
>>10957730
I neither have nor want discord so heres some of what i noped
Like: scout and squid guy, they have no obvious connection to anyone and are genuinely interesting, meteor was fun even if it was basically a shitpost, didn't really bother anyone, kira was interesting too, that's all i can think of right now
Don't like: everything i already said, more on the skitts comment, they just aren't very interesting anymore and feel like they're just padding out the thread, there's a lot of complaining with no real rhyme or reason nowadays, there's that owl fucker, everyone tends to get super defensive not that i can really blame them for that anymore, probably some other things i can't recall atm

>>10957821
A little yes
Uh cut out a bit because i may have been a bit rude in the original draft but here
Skimmed over as in completely ignored
Unless you're talking to one of the more interesting people there isn't really a reason to read your posts and even then it's not exactly direly important to read in its entirety

Sorry i need to go calm down now

>>10958044
Shit i'm sorry
Have a good break at least

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>>10958527
>Plan B: jimmy open the door.
>He won't hear the lock rattling over the din.
>This is going to be quick and dirty.

>>10958586
autism

>>10958649
>9
>It takes a while, but it eventually clicks open

>Secret roll

>>10958586
(Thanks anon. If you have anything else you want to tell us feel free to.)
(What makes Scout and Octoman so interesting to you? That they aren't basically rehashes of U1 characters?)

Honesty Hour.

List your favorite and least favorite characters with their pros and their cons.
Get it off your chest.

>>10958719
My favorite is bones
My least favorite is thin skin

>>10958586
(Anon, sincerely thank you for replying)
(Agreed, those chars are interesting, I'd like to mention Theta as another great char)
(The meteorite event doesn't feel like a shitpost, even it feels like a necessity to make many chars do things)

>>10958719
Favorite: Scout
+Interesting
+Bug types
+Cute
-didnt stick around for long
-excessive swordfighting
-hung out with boring characters too often, didn't explore enough

Least Favorite: Serena
+Had a clear goal
+Had potentially interesting relationships
+Was online often
-boring
-relationships didn't go anywhere
-too lewd

(I'm going to have to be a bit divisive here)
(I don't really think you need to have the most interesting chars to participate, just play the chars you enjoy the manner you like as long you are not shitting up the RP)
(My solution to most anon complaints like isolation or repetitiveness is and still is for the complainer to butt heads IC, reasonably)

>>10958719
I feel like, with few exceptions, my enjoyment of characters is inversely proportionate to how seriously I take them. I loved the Meteor lemme smash posts because they are clearly a joke, and have been struggling to make myself fair about sun and gio's IP adventures.

>>10958854
(The swordfighting was sort of central to their character, to be fair. Uhhh, honestly a lot of people don't offer people places to go?)
(Skitts, Em and Jiji are the most common here so, uh, you should have had a character run into him.)

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>>10958719
Favorites:
Scout, he's novel and I think his 'curious outsider' gimmick is really cool. I kinda miss him.
Theta, also a 'curious outsider' character which owns. He's in my #2 slot.
Sun is #3. He's a champ that isn't OP due to IC traits, and I feel his personality makes him very fun and approachable.

Least favorite:
- My own first char, Rey. Rebooting him from U1 was supposed to be the safe move, and it was too safe. He's got no drive, isn't very interesting and I kinda want to NPC him.

>>10958930
(With Rey now in Alola maybe he could get a drive and a proper objective)

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>>10958671
>Hoodie Fucker waves (assuming the drummer's facing him), and takes a slow breath.
>Waiting to see what he's doing...

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>>10958719
Honestly, I have a hard time determining favorites and least favorites. I can say the outsiders (Theta, Scout) in between my favorites, JUICE as well, it's all in the freshness of the concept.

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>>10959150
>0
>Some punk is happily drumming away, not hearing anything but himself and accompanying sound equipment
>Sounds like pokemon cries in here. Pained cries.

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>>10959207
>Ollie looks for needles, syringes, or splintered drumsticks, trying to stay quiet and undetected.
>If he can grab two such items, he's going for some sneak attack bullshit.

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>>10958719
(all seriousness slash seems pretty cool, doesn't need drama to RP
and obviously I don't enjoy memerena)

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>>10959253
>3
>A single syringe was found under a couch, after various painstaking minutes
>The noisemaker seems unnaturally fixated on the drums

>Rolling secret

>>10959273
(Nobody here wants drama, not even the Serena player)
(All we want is to have fun RPing without shitposters)

>>10959273
(Not Slash but its good to get your feedback. You have anything else you want to say?)

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>>10959325
>The hoodie fucker slips up on the drummer, and tries to go for some syringe-to-ear shanking before he knows what's going on.
>He wonders for a moment, right before he does it, if his daughter will forgive him for what he's doing.

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>>10959377
>77
>And that is when he notices you, grabbing the syringe arm
"YO, WHAT THE FUCK"
>Rolling to grab the other arm

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>>10959417
>Ollie starts slugging it out with this guy, trying to make him stumble and stagger long enough to get a clear shot.
"You're lucky, punk. You should see what I did to Anton."

>>10959351
(I'm trying to be nice here, but those battle RPs aren't exactly thrilling, so your definition of fun is probably curved compared to mine)
>>10959352
(eh, not really, just wanted to give a back pat to slash)

>>10959460
( Prime offender for battle RP here, my violence arc is ending soon. )

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>>10959448
>Ollie manages to disengage the grip on his other arm
"FUCK OFF"
"AND HE SMELLED LIKE SHIT"
>The punk tries to punch Ollie in the face

>>10959460
(Can I ask why you weren't a fan of Serena and trying to drive her out? Well, all of Em's characters I guess.)

>>10959273
(I do however need motivation and interesting ideas, both of which have been lacking recently for me)
(at least that makes it easier to ignore shitposting)

>>10959460
(if you're the one hiding in the discord you could have just dm'd me, I just want the bullshit to stop, as I'm sure others do too)

>>10959460
(Different tastes for different folks, maybe try making a char, steer towards the kind of RP you want by actually RPing it?)
(I might be biased though, since I'm GMing this fight plot)

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>>10959489
>Ollie keeps going, trying to bash this guy senseless.
"Saul's blind now, too. Watched my pysch's puppet do it."
>He's taunting this guy, hate dripping in his gravelly voice.
"Your whole crew's been fucked."

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>>10959539
>The punk is stunned by the words, not so much by the blows
"FUCK YOU HE HAD THE BEST SHIT"
>The punk rages, trying to uppercut Ollie
>Success on 0,2,4

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>>10958663
Why yes i do have some of that thank you for noticing anon

>>10958680
Scout is just cool i like their entire character and the charades can be kinda funny
And he's cute
Octoman looks like he has potential to be cool and i just like squid-y things
I uh don't really like the whole split from the first universe either it was kind of forced as heck and a lot of what people are doing with old characters doesn't feel super good
I just like new weird things but a lot of those are either short lived or get run off or they just stop posting that much after a while
Like for instance the vlad guy could have been interesting but their player gave up on it super quick

>>10958719
I'll stick to recent things for this but
Scout, juice, star, the little kirby guy- mal i think, octoguy, all good because they're fresh and interesting and fun to read
I don't personally enjoy a lot of the older characters but some of them are still good and they have their good moments too

>>10958790
Yes of course i just don't wanna be a jerk and leave everyone hanging with non answers to important things
I haven't really been following theta very well i have to admit but they do seem somewhat interesting if a bit clash-y with the usual rp style here
No no the meteor character they were funny sometimes the event is fine sorry

>>10958854
I liked the swordfighting and things they were interesting and i really liked the turpentine knife combo he did it was pretty creative he just didn't really get a chance to really use his pokemon much if i'm remembering right

>>10959273
Agreed slash is nice and one of the older ones i still like

Sorry for the huge posts

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>>10959571
"Fucked up the florist and the actor, too. Her with Saul's goods, too."
>Hoodie dude keeps swinging, spitting each word.
"Should've saved the best for last, but oh well."
>He goes for the finishing shot.

>>10959583
(Personally, I like seeing how old chars end differing from their original counterparts, almost as much the really fresh concepts)
(RIP Mal, tho)
(The meteor event and meteor char are different players, BTW)
(Slash is indeed nice, too bad he being an Euro has a hard time posting)

>>10959583
>>10959676
(Mal isn't dead I just haven't really been sure what to do with him. Glad to know you guys enjoy him at least.)

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>>10959661
>The blows happen, but the Punk just seems to freak out more
"YOU ARE DEAD, FUCK"
>Punk makes a go for Ollie's knife

>>10959695
(The meteor would have been perfect for him to freak out and attempt some real nerd shit)

>>10959718
>Ollie sees the punk grab his knife.
>He barely even cares, as long as he can finish this.
"You know the funniest part? I'm dying in 24 hours anyway."
>One more attempt to get the guy in the ears with the filthy syringe.

- Hoodie Fucker, out of images.

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>>10959744
>The syringe slides in with ease
"AAAAAARGH"
>Noisemaker is almost as loud as his drums
>He covers the ruptured ear with one hand, even more defenseless now
>7,9 are success for Ollie now

>>10959784
"Adios, perrito."
>Ollie goes for the second shot, and if he gets it, he's standing up and walking away with his knife.

>>10959735
(Unless you're confusing me with SB I'm not sure what Mal could have really done, I'm sorry.)

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>>10959831
>The punk is not making it any easy
>He trashes about, and you just stab him in the scalp

'Sup, /par/.
I'm interviewing for a Groomer job tomorrow.
If the guy I ran into around Vermillion a few days ago is on here, I'd like somebody to check that I've got shit going right, you feel me?
Been so much a bottom-feeder so long, it's hard for me to know where the bar is.

>>10959850
>Ollie tries again.
>He idly wonders if the cops will investigate this - it's just outside their jurisdiction, apparently.

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>>10959881
>Success
>But at a cost
>The Punk gets a grip on Ollie's knife and slashes away at the Orrean
>Odds a slash, evens a stab

>>10959925
>Odds. Ollie takes a slash across the chest, his hoodie's fabric ripping and blossoming with crimson.
>He tries to reclaim his knife and pull away from the man, laughing like a jackal.
"Sweet, sweet silence."
>His head is light, his hands are heavy, and his heart is calm.

>>10959976
>Knife recovered
>The punk laying in a bloody heap in the floor
>You go for the exit, and hear someone outside

>>10960002
>Ollie pulls off the hoodie, and tosses it aside.
>Underneath is an unshaven middle-aged Orrean man, with a haunted stare, and a now-bloodsoaked tee.
"Who's visiting, ese?"
>His voice betrays his exhaustion, gravelly and slow.

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>>10960065
>There's a man in his forties, a well worn suit that looks like it has been worn for days. Of note, he wields a voice recorder
>He is accompanied by a Stoutland and a Beartic
>He fiddles with the recorder...
>PLAY
>"Man found lost near Couriway, odd neurological disorder..."
>SKIP
>"Man found with his eyes ruptured, imprisoned on snuff film production..."
>SKIP
>"Cannibal assaulted and mutilated..."
>SKIP
>"Woman suspect in drug trafficking assaulted with acid..."
"Do these seem familiar to you?"

(Gonna be honest. I think par just needs to die. The newbies stay around for a few days before leaving and the oldfags are worn out. We need new people.)

>>10960138
>Ollie laughs, still holding the knife as he steps back.
"Familiar? Oooh... Ese, I got two more for you. Pokemon torturer and serial noise problem gouged in the fuckin' eardrums, and a suicidal..."
>He pauses.
"Where's your backup, ese? I thought a cop would bring more thunder..."

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>>10960226
"I'm not with the law anymore, but I can still do one last good act before the.."
>PLAY
>"The meteor hits this Saturday.."
>STOP
>...
"Don't resist, you are bleeding."

>Up close, he seems like he hasn't had a good meal in a while

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>>10960289
(Isn't meteor tommorrow?)

>>10960316
(Tomorrow is saturday)

>>10960289
>Ollie coughs, staggering back a little further and grabbing a Pokeball in the hand without the knife.
"I'll make you a deal, amigo. Lemme tell you why I did it, and you... you won't have to beat me down."
>He coughs again. Blood.
"Will you hear an old smuggler's confession?"

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>>10960379
"You can talk while restrained and stabilized"
"Beartic, grab him"
>The lumbering polar bear seems a bit sluggish

>>10960423
>Ollie lets out Farenheit the Arcanine to buy him a few seconds.
"I said you wouldn't have to beat me down, ese... Didn't say I'd let you take me alive."
>The Orrean raises the knife with a shaky hand, and brings it down hard in his own gut.

>>10960455
>Dubsfail.
>Olivar fumbles the Pokeball, returning the Arcanine as it falls to the floor.

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>>10960455
>>10960498
"Beartic, stop"
>The recorder man seems frantic
"What is your confession? You don't have to take this way out"

>>10960541
"My name is Olivar Domínguez, a smuggler... and cultist."
>He coughs, gasping for breath.
"My god asked for sacrifice... and I carried it out on those fuckers. The old man, an ex-client. His friends, tracked down. T-that's not the part I regret, amigo..."
>Tears stream down his face, and he chokes up.

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>>10960642
"You are not dying now, but keep talking"
"Beartic, get Olivar on Stoutland, we are running to Shalour hospital"

>>10960687
>>10960541
>(Forgot to mention, the suited guy is recording the confession)

>>10960687
"I-I had a kid psy-blasted, made her help... used her as bait, a lookout, a s-second knife hand."
>He sobs.
"T-that's the part I regret. She never deserved that... so now, I'm the last part. Not her, and not some stranger."
>Ollie closes his eyes, wondering where he is now and whether Anna's alright.

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>>10960782
>Running to Shalour
"Hang on! What do you mean with last part?"
"Who is your god?"

>>10960821
"The last part... somebody's gotta die. Might as well be me, right?"
>Ollie forces a grimace.
"Y-you want more answers, look off Route Five. That's where..."
>He looks up at the sky, trailing off
>His daughter's the only thing Ollie can focus his thoughts on.
"goodnight, mija."

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>>10960966
"WHO IS THE GIRL"

>>10960989
>The Orrean's eyes are unfocused, as he stares up at the sky.
>He's unresponsive to Gene's frantic questions, just whispering 'mija' one last time.
>Olivar Domínguez is gone, his last thoughts of his child, and of mingled hope and regret.

>>10961070
"Mija?"
>It is too late
>The Orrean has been pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital in Shalour
>Gene stays, trying to uncover any last scrap of information

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>>10961129
(fug)

>>10961129
>The Orrean has two Pokeballs on his body, one empty and one occupied, and some spare cash.
>He also has a deep cut on the left arm that looks to be a few days old, in addition to the fresh slash across the chest and stab wound.

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>>10961227
>If there is some kind of Kalosian Gene really hates, are Kalosian nurses
>It takes a while, but he finally got some info on the Orrean, as well as the Pokeballs
>Gene collapses in an hospital waiting room, exhausted from all this action

>>10960218
(It hasn't even been a month since par 2 started)
(But i can see why, ever since the reboot i had a hard time starting and implementing characters)

>>10960218
(Newfag here. The complaining and shitposting is a bit offputting, to say the least. I was hoping for a comfy, quiet place, but it feels like it's being consumed by drama. The talk about character motivations and whatnot has me worried too that my character might not resonate as well. Sometimes, I even like to RP silly, slice-of-life, light plots instead of major ones, but it doesn't seem like this is the best place to do it.)

>>10963072
(I'm sorry if that is the impression and even, a fight between the more slice-of-life leaning posters and the action minded posters almost killed the RP over a month ago)

>>10963091
(I understand, it's no problem. It's not to say that I'm at all against the action-minded posters. On the contrary, I love major plots. I'm just worried that occasional, slice-of-life RPs are looked down upon.)

Do pokemons Dab?

>>10963150
(Some people think they are repetitive, boring and mere filler, but that should not stop you)
(This obsession about getting recognized rather than playing what you enjoy is tearing some players (and the RP) apart)

>>10963242
(My main concern is that I was hoping to introduce my character through slice-of-life first, as it's easier than immediately jumping into a major plot. Building experience, in a way. But thanks for all the answers. You guys are great.)

>>10963421
(You can always take the tried and true method of asking poke4chan about a problem your char is having)
(Thanks, man)

>>10963421
(Slice of life that builds a character is welcome, just don't do the same thing or literally nothing for a week straight and you'll do fine. Ignore the shitposter, he only seems to really target one guy at a time and his primary victim is gone now)

'Sup, /par/.
Any tips for not being a twitchy anxious wreck during an interview?
I want this job bad, and I'm scared I'll mess this up, you feel me?

( Trying to do an example here, Twitchy's using a question to advance his character arc. He'll stick around a while to banter with thread, RL conditions permitting.)

>>10964179
Breathe in deep, and try to look not too desperate.

i want to fug a bug

>>10964330
Okay, man.
Deep breaths. Don't look desperate. I mean, I am desperate, but I can't look it, hahaha.
It's a Groomer job, should I bring my Pokemon with me? I feel like they might wanna see how well I care for my own team, you feel me? Get a look at how much I care?
>>10964337
That's not my thing, man, but you do you. I ain't got no grounds to judge.

>>10964366
Definitely do that, actions speak more than words.
Are you the guy with the six eevees?

>>10964366
well, there is no need to judge, but bug types are the sexiest

>>10964415
Yeah. That's me.
These fluffballs are the best. Sweetest little things a guy could ask for, you feel me?
>>10964437
I need to work on working with Bug-Types.
You got any tips, or do you think that'll be covered on the job?

>>10964551
If you aren't waking up every morning with your team snuggling up to you, you are doing something wrong. Seriously, I'm jelly.

Afaik bug types have radically different care methods

>>10964664
I do, Anon, I do. Even with the whole world-maybe-ending thing, I feel alright.
Anyway, I gotta run. Take care, man.

>>10964551
well, bug types are really easy to care for, they don't eat much, and if they are aggroing to you probably just tried to enter their territory suddendly
also some don't are fond of pets until they actually know you

>roll for scout

Has anyone seen a guy in armor with bug types around unova and alila

>>10965509
Have you?

>>10965861
Yes, I saw him on a boat from Alola to Unova.

>Want to keep playing my characters
>Basically everyone is leaving
>Only like 1 or 2 people to rp with now
wwwelp

>>10965891
Interesting, is he hostile?

>>10966058
(Its just dead hours)

>>10966058
(It's early in america and most of our rpers are American.)

>>10966202
Seems like he only attacks if you do. Apparently a few videos of him in fights are on youtube.

>>10966239
I think I saw one of them.
>WOOOOOORLDSTARs internally

>>10966058
>Would roleplay but have next to no chars.
(I'd rp. But don't.)

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Is it that time of the day again?

>>10966813
Sorry, were all too busy freaking out about a meteor to post

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>>10966876
that sucks
i hope it ends soon

>roll for octoman, scout and mal

>>10966944
What's with the mask?

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What do Lapras eat and how much?

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>>10967034
is ther something wrong with it?

>>10967035
...fish? a lot?
I wouldn't know, wait for a water pro to come on.
>>10967132
Nah, it's just, are you some kind of flying gym leader?

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>>10967156
not really, no

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Hey PAR, any news on weather or not we are all about to die?
I'm not expert on astronomy, but I can see a new planet with the naked eye and that's not a good thing.

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>>10967156
Alright thanks.
>Off to get fish I guess?

>>10967262
I hate to say it, but we might be fucked.
everybody who can deal with it has been playing chicken with the problem.

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>>10967262
>>10967419
You know what, I'll punch it back into space myself if I have to.

>>10967441
Do it later, I'm enjoying seeing everyone go mad.

>>10967548
just let him do it by the last second posible
because of plot

>>10967441
My lord, I would not be so flippant on the issue. I mean no disrespect, but should not you be engrossed in mustering support amongst the legends for the task. I do not doubt you power, oh great one, but is not this task too great a feat for one soul, even one such as yourself?

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>>10967548
>>10967555
I'll ride Rayquaza into space and punch the goddamn thing myself.

>>10967577
Don't talk to me like I'm Arceus or something, that's weird. I'm going to convince Rayquaza to help.

>>10967913
A most wise decision, as I would expect from one of your stature. I am pleased to know that we mortals are in the stewardship of such competent guardians.

>>10967913
(Rayquaza here I can help in like 20 min.)

>>10967913
>>10968059
(I'm the dude who RPs Palkia and I kinda had a guy go on a long ass murder spree to get him to help, I'd feel like shit if it amounted to nothing because I slept in late.)
(Just uh... gimme a sec to take care of it.)

>>10968110
(Whoops sorry.)

>>10967951
nobody likes a suckup

>>10959472
(not saying stop it, I just don't care for it.)
>>10959500
(well the whole prostitues thing aside, I just find the sexually charged RP goal of a teenage girl to build a brothel to be creepy when everyone else's RPs are relatively light-hearted.)
>>10959517
(hi)
>>10959536
(who do you think Redwood was? ;) )

>>10967913
daddy

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i'm bored
is anyone here free for a meet up?
i'm in dendemille town in kalos
guys or girls, i don't mind

>>10968175
(Serena's 21, Anon, but even so, yeah it was kinda overdoing the lewdness)

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>A girl wakes up on a Kalosian roadside with a splitting headache.
>She looks up at the afternoon sun and sits up with a jolt.
"Holyfuck! It was night last I remembered, how long was I out? What happened?"
>She gets up, and tries to take stock of the situation. Her clothes are dirty, but intact, and she doesn't have any major injuries, She has her 'Dex, her Pokeballs...
"Ohmygods, Riolu!"
>She takes a deep breath, and sets off for the nearest town, convinced someone mugged her for her newest Pokemon and determined to find her again.

>>10968175
(The player has a known overlewdness problem stemming from IRL issues, but he has been toning it down to just the bar. That and he wanted a long term goal with the law changes)

>>10968287
(Was he really toning it down or just moving it elsewhere? The latter most likely.)

>>10968316
(I'm taking a break from RP, but I'm still here, yeah I'm kinda just trying to push the lewdness elsewhere where people actually want it)

>Meanwhile, in Shalour City Hospital
>A dirtied suit man wakes up
>He listens to the latest entries on his voice recorder
"...mija?"
>He sets off to where the end began, Kalis Route 12

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>>10968199
Yeah, that's not too far from me.
Be there in 20.

>>10968254
>Should my character run into yours?

>>10968199
Ambrettefag here. I'm in the area, gimme five minutes. Look for the least fashionable man in town, with swim goggles dangling like a necklace.

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>>10968386
( Sure. Anna's on literally a random Route, having been left there. )
>There's a young woman with a worried look in her eyes, walking down the road.

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>Palkia's role player: be awake
>The god looks over the work of a certain Olivar, a pleased cackling leaving his throat
"An outcome expected,
but entertaining nonetheless.
A promise I made though,
a vow unbreaking.
Thy meteor shall be taken care of."
>Through a slim tear in space he steals a phone, nails carefully and slowly working the buttons until he has a post made.
Hail, mortals!
Hail, gods!
Hail all ye creatures of this world,
save a man dead last night.
Fear not!
I, a god most gracious,
shall save your pitiful planet.
>Having no further use for the device he tosses it aside, the phone landing among the scattered bits of Gogoat in the clearing.
>With a wave of his grotesque, clawed hand both Palkia and the meteor are teleported to the Earth's Roche limit.
>How many Spacial Rends would it take to tear apart a meteor into rock chunks small enough to form a ring?
>Regardless, Earth now has the very beginnings of a ring. They're very faint, as the meteor wasn't much to work with in those regards, but it's there.
>If a few small chunks fall to Earth for people to find that's none of his business...

>>10968445
>a ring
(anon we dont have the gravity for a ring and that'd make satellites impossible to put up. did palkia just no sell staellite phones and tv?)

>>10968445
Holy shit, are you guys seeing this!? We have a ring AND a moon now!
SOMEONE CALL JUICE

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>>10968440
>There's a lady with a Shiinotic and Klefki following after her.
>She stops, giving the girl a look.
"Are you lost?"

>>10968481
(Right, fine. Just forget everything about a ring, then. Thought it would be a neat way to remember the plot but w/e.)

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>>10968525
"Yeah, I kinda am. I... I think I got mugged, and I need to find my missing Riolu."
>Anna takes a deep breath, trying not to panic.
"Where are we? I know it's still Kalos, but not where in Kalos."

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>>10968445
What the fuck
>Looking outside the window
"What the fuck"

>>10968539
(I like the idea desu, Palkia is above mere physics)

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>>10968539
(I'm not an astrophysicist but I think it's cool?)

>>10968574
"Just outside of Laverre City. I was just going to Dendemille."
>A poke is given to her Shiiontic before it runs off to the grass.
"I suggest the police or the last place you've been."
>Rolling for if Shiiontic can get any clues to any Riolus in the area?

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>>10968386
alright, i will wait close to the pokemon center
>>10968402
i guess i try to look, but whose of the two i will find first?
and well, if i will be waiting in front of the pokemon center

>>10968377
>Route 12. The cabin.
>The Shalour police are busy arguing over jurisdiction, although somebody's gotten in and investigated on their own.
>The Pokecenter's going to have their hands full for sure.
>The place is in disarray.

>>10968644
>Dubs.
>There's a Riolu south of you, looking scared and a little hungry.

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>>10968688
I'll be slightly late, sorry.

>>10968703
>mushrooms > bloodhounds I guess.
>Offer smol doggo some berries.
"Hey lady, is this yours?"

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>>10968692
>The team is in their balls
>Better look non threatening
"Good day officers, what is the situation?"

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>>10968791
>Anna comes running.
"OHMYGOSH! Voyant! Are you okay? I'm so sorry, I don't know what happened, but I'm here now..."
>hug the smol doggo

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>>10968852
"Somebody decided to shut up the local noise complaint, Turns out he was covering up enough shit to make half of Kalos want to bring back the guillotine."

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>>10968874
"Well, uh, I'll get going? You should head off to the center before more crazy shit goes down."
>She gives her Shiiontic a pet as she walks away.
"How come you never help me find my art shit but you help her find her pokemon? Ass."

>>10968917
"Ohmygosh, thank you so much. You're the best!"
"I'm Anna, by the way. I'll see you around, I guess?"

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>>10968894
>REC STOP
"Elaborate please, what is the condition of the victim?"

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>>10968943
( derp )
>the girl takes off for the local Pokemon center.

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>>10968950
>The officer sighs.
"Stable, but with permanent injury to both ears. Whoever went after this guy had a sick sense of humor..."
>He raises his glasses.
"Are you from another jurisdiction? You look like an IP agent with insomnia."

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>>10968943
"No biggie, wasn't expecting that to work."
>A wave is given before she heads down to Dendemille.

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>>10968791
It's fine i can wait

>want to start a plot
>a lot of plots already going on so it'll just get buried

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>>10969004
>Bluffing that he is in fact, no longer with the IP
Unova, that is correct.
>PLAY
>"Tact, vision, taste..."
>SKIP
>"Smell..."
>STOP
"...hearing"
"Do you have a clue on the perpetrator?"

>>10969144
>bring a shovel

>>10969144
( One of the big plots, the Giant Death Meteor, just got resolved. The only hardcore plot shit going down right now is a detective plot and a new member of the amnesia club. I'm game for a new plot, personally. )

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(To all the people who enjoy Scout I'm glad I've been doing a good job. Let's hope Scout IC did a good enough job. Also to everyone saying swordplay was abused a bit, I understand but it's sort of central to his character. I'll see what I can do, though.)

>Finally having gotten home, Scout walks down into the king's chamber, Buzzwole in tow.
>He takes a knee before his king, waiting to see what he says.

>>10969171
ha
>>10969187
(Yeah, Laseir is already planning another plot ans Scout still exists.)
>>10969193
(Honestly, don't bend over backwards if it's an integral part of your character. Please. I like him as he is.)

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>>10969159
>The policeman squints over his glasses.
"Whoever it is, they made a fucking mess. I'm sure they left something incriminating behind, but again, just outside our jurisdiction."
>The policeman looks very agitated talking about the jurisdiction issue.

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>>10969239
"Going to guess the locals are not-so-secretly relieved someone took action"
"Maybe enough to let a piece of evidence disappear"

>>10969193
(My issue was less with the swordplay More that he never got to use his team, it never happened, no actual Pokemon battle with the bugman.)

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>>10969193
"You bring me one Ultra Beast, pupa?"
>A few moments are spent in the throne before he rises to step up to Scout.
"You've done well, pupa."
>The king turns his attention to the Buzzwole, thinking.

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>>10969291
>The cop scowls, and leans in.
"Look. Whoever did this, we still need to catch them. This time it was a shitbag, next time it might not be. Just... do your investigation."

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>>10969232
(I don't plan to.)

>>10969296
(Ah, I understand. It was more a problem with most characters not caring to fight him or wanting to one on one him. Thank you for your input.)

>>10969328
>Scout nods, staring up at him.
"...?"

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>the boshisharp is sat down on a bench close to the pokemon center, waiting

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>>10969361
"I'm certainly on it, and I have been reviewing similar acts of vigilantism in the last days"
"I believe no evidence was found in these cases?"

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>>10969409
>The king snaps and a Sigilyph comes from the shadows.
>It scans through Scout's mind, putting his memories of the surface onto paper.
"You brought me one of them and you've surpassed my expectations."
>The king lingers a moment, skimming through the now finished paper.
"I will give you seven more moons to find me the other. You get nothing for bringing me one, pupa. My expectations for you are higher now, you are dismissed."
>The Sigilyph floats past Scout to go retrieve a few of the others for delegations.

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>>10969437
"No smoking guns, if that's what you're asking. We can look for hair, skin, blood samples, but those take time to process, and we don't have any clean fingerprints - too much traffic, in places with no security footage."
>The cop sighs.
"Let us know what you find. I need some coffee."

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>>10969575
"Time to get the hands dirty"
>Stoutland is out
"Check the area for anything familiar, dog"

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>>10969517
>Scout nods, standing and leaving,
>His team follows.
>A sigh of relief is given as he exits, back into the surface once more.

>>10969416
>>10969005

>>10969690
>There's bloodstains by the door, trailing from the room where the punk was found. It looks like there was an extended struggle here.
>Evens: You also find a Pokeball that rolled under a couch, and a bloodstained hoodie.

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>>10969797
"This place is a mess, and whatever happened made it even messier"
"The victim was found in the back of the place, where is this blood coming from...?"
"Stoutland, sniff the blood by the entrance"

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Hey PAR I just got back from shopping. Anything interesting going on?

>>10969910
We are not going to all die!

Everything I love dies.

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>>10969910
meteor is gone, other than that not really.

>>10969945
yeah we are

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>>10969910
No one is going to die
For most it's good
For some it's not

>>10969910
>Ring ring, that's your phone.
>There's no caller ID.

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>>10969945
We're all dying slowly.
>>10969960
Damn, I was going to throw old ladies at it.
>>10970008
I was fine with whatever.
>>10970012
>Click.
"This is Jiro Hino, who am I speaking with?"

>>10969900
>Nice digits.
>The trail leads to the back, but there's no signs of Pokemon going at it. Just men. The hoodie you found has a large gash on the front.
>Evens: The blood by the entrance is the same as the blood on the hoodie.
>Dubs: You also find a bloody syringe in a corner - with the amount of blood on it and the state of decay, you can safely assume this was used in the fight last night.

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>>10970047
Well, now you can enjoy all life has to offer

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>>10970047
a decent idea, maybe the mass of their seemingly infinite supplies of hard candy would have knocked it off course.

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>>10970070
>REC
"Blood from entrance to back to where the victim was, or the reverse?"
"Clothing matches the injuries reported by the medical staff"
>STOP
"Looks like our dead friend preferred his own hands on approaches"
>To Stoutland, recovered pokeball in hand
"Sniff this, and tell me if it matches anything else in here"

>>10970008
I feel fuckin' fantastic about it, man!
I even landed the job I was going for!
I'm gonna go home and snuggle the Eevees at home later on. Life's looking up, you feel me? Anybody who wants to meet up for drinks, I'm in Nimbasa.

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Hey gang!

>>10970224
>Ding.
>You've got a match, the Pokeball belonged to whoever the hoodie did.
>Evens: The blood leads from the back of the place to the front.

>>10970396
Hey, uh, you look like a Unovan missionary.
Do you know what the local customs here are?
I'm thinking of giving religion a shot, you feel me? With the whole 'thought I was going to die tomorrow' thing and all.

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>>10970412
>Stoutland seems to be ecstatic
"Calm down, calm down"
"Sniff the hoodie again"

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>>10970311
That is great
Congrats om all that sir
I am a more of a fin of bird and fossil pokemon though but have fun with your eevees

>>10970492
>Hoodie, bloodstain, and Pokeball all match up with the dead Orrean. Everything else lines up with the other guy.
>Good work, detective.

>>10970583
Thanks, man. I'm hoping I'll get to learn about grooming Pokemon other than Eevees. Figure out how to manage Steel-types and reptilian Pokemon better.
Have a good day, man, I know I will.

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>>10970635
>Pocket the pokeball
"Dog, remind me to get you some treats next time I can"
>Leave the hoodie where it was
>Walk out of the cabin, approach the closest officer

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>>10970740
"So, what do you have for us, monsieur IP?"
>The cops look restless.

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>>10970784
"I've found your evidence, a hoodie that if my guesses are good, it was worn by our mystery perpetrator. Scent matches the blood in the the entrance, and we all know the victim never left his cabin. Left it where it was, I lack the proper forensics tools"
"I'll be going now to central, to report"

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>>10970713
I will have a good day, thanks

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>>10970904
>The cop looks visibly relieved.
"Then we have something to go on. Thank you, monsieur. You've been a tremendous help."
>The cop says nothing about the Pokeball, assuming it to be one of yours.

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>still waiting just in case drawcia thinks i left

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How many puppies can you punch before it gets weird,

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>>10971017
"Have a good day and be careful, the perpetrator may be closer than we think."
>Gene wanders off back to Route 12
>Next destination: Route 5
>Last two digits minimum posts to the destination

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>>10971107
>At a safe distance from the action
>REC
"Olivar preferred hand to hand combat, two pokemon of three recovered"
"Memorandum: check on a pokecenter the contents"
"Memorandum: find a good caretaker for Olivar's pokemon"
"Memorandum: find this 'mija'"
>REC STOP

>Em left
>Jiji hasnt been playing
>Skitts left too I think
welp

>>10971066
1

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>>10971419
>tfw so irrelevant that no one would care if i didn't post anymore

>>10971851
>unfrosted animal crackers
what is even the point

same though

>>10971851
(Sorry anon.)
>>10971899
(All I can say for you two is to rp more?? I dunno, what made Jiji memorable is his funny characters and him starting this place. Skitts is memorable by his interesting characters. Em had a lot of interesting characters to. What I'm saying is be creative, look at what makes Scout and Octoman interesting and ddo stuff like that. Maybe bug them? Since Scout and Octoman can't really do their plots anymore.)

>>10971953
(People say that my characters are cute, but i have the problem of making them too separate from the other characters, so i end up with no one to interact, and when i make a character to interact to a certain group ir character i just feel guilty that i am just wasting their time)

GET OVER NOW!!!

GET OVER PAIN!!!

GET OVER MIND!!

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>>10972911
Now what?

>>10973087
JUMP UP GEED!!

>>10973087
WE REQUIRE MORE MINERALS

PAR how do i becoem the best bug

>>10973264
by sucking bug dick
by absorbing their semen you become a bug

>>10973282
i wanna suck bug cock

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>>10973264
Be me

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>>10973132
The fuck is a geed.

>>10973239
God damnit not again.

>>10973264
By going and getting me more minerals.

i miss these threads
they feel so lifeless now

>>10973320
>smooch eyeboi

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>>10973320
BLARGHAGBAAAAARGHABLAAAARGH
>Your Orders?

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>>10973353
This is painful.
Please refrain from doing this.

>>10973413
Go eat a colony of pikachu or something.
They've had it too good for too long.

>>10973437
muh husbando tho

>>10973343
It's almost like shitposting is bad!

>>10973302
then go for it anon, find bugs and suck their cocks

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>>10973437
BLARGHAGBAAAAARGHABLAAAARGH
>Your word is my command
>roll to nom the innocent