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>>10956475
no
>>10956463
>all dicks are created equal
prepare for the wave of futa and lack of men
Let me try this again! Would anyone want a /sug/ discord again?
I want to take a BIG SIP
>>10956520
YES.
'Sup losers
>>10956520
It would literally be cancer incarnate.
So I'd be down, I guess.
>>10956505
would you like some Steven's Penis?
>>10956540
I wont acknowledge you yellow until you drop those underwears and spread them cheeks
>>10956528
>>10956486
is that a giant prolapse
>>10956556
>>10956552
That's the spirit!
>>10956463
Daily reminder to bang the fang.
>>10956540
sticc>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>thicc
>>10956528
Oh I'm thirsty alright
>>10956463
I kinda hate the Sardonyx arc for making people think Garnet wasn't open to third party relationships. She's totally open and extremely intimate if her partner is willing. Just don't betray her trust and mislead her or whatever.
>>10956566
no it's a big worm from the underground
I want to inseminate Aqua countless times.
>>10956606
fuck off
Big shavey.
>>10956623
>love letters
>three's a crowd
Sugar has officially killed all Garnet ships.
>>10956606
YES
>>10956606
sticc and thicc are both good and if you disagree you have shit taste and deserve a paddlin'
>>10956623
Three's a crowd. Even though fusion's are their own person three's a crowd.
>>10956633
She'll be full with one load
>>10956637
>>10956653
Cry more thiccfags
>>10956606
It's all equal.
The only good saph is a one bap saph
>>10956528
Who did this?
>>10956665
>thiccfags
I am ok with this
>>10956654
Correct.
>>10956684
I only like singular bapped saphs
Quick, post the worst fanart you have saved on your PC!
end my suffering
>>10956686
Tooney, can't you tell?
>>10956665
That's fucking horrifying and I'm not even a thiccfag
>>10956665
DISGUSTING
>>10956694
good lad
What kind of body type do you think Emerald will have?
>>10956691
A healthy amount of thicc is so cute.
why would someone ever draw this
>>10956691
lappy feet
>>10956725
I hope she's tall and slim
>>10956734
WOMBO COMBO
>>10956732
Looks like a duck.
>>10956665
this creature should not be alive
put it out of it's misery
just push it with a palm, it will turn to dust
>Hey, you better pull out!
>>10956753
THAT AIN'T FALCO
>>10956773
>Gee, thanks. Really appreciate the warning.
>>10956520
fuck, I gotta think about this
>>10956734
>>10956725
small
>>10956732
>this is supposed to be arousing
>>10956725
Tallest gem except for the Diamonds, incredibly thin.
>>10956773
>Look out! I predict another plane is heading towards the towers!
>>10956816
We don't need more midget gems
>>10956725
Non-meme gremlin.
yep
>>10956850
Thousands of Gems were celebrating 9/11. Believe me.
>>10956850
>>10956536
I really hope so my dude, it'd be kinda sweet. I don't think the crew will pussy out.
>>10956725
I imagine her as being like Yellow: slightly thin, tall, and toned.
>>10956968
It'd be interesting to see a Malachite fused under different circumstances. Would she look different, I wonder? Like, standard body instead of armtaur?
>>10956989
I just want her to have her own voice
>>10956968
>I don't think the crew will pussy out.
I don't either. They've never given a rat's ass about what will piss off fans. Becky will not be influenced by dumb tumblrites.
>>10957009
Kek, this, too. Malachite never even got a chance to be her own character.
>>10956528
p-please, there needs to be more art of this
>>10957025
Yeah, just look how she stood her ground about Concrete.
>>10956862
I just want her to be normal sized.
I am tired of every gem being either short or massive.
>>10957025
>>10957009
Oh yeah, I had totally forgot about that! That'd be really interesting as well.
>>10957071
I think that's a very different situation.
>>10956725
I want her to have this body type and be tall
We need more tall gems that arent quartzs or diamonds
There is a distinct lack of Steven in this thread.
>>10957075
All gems should be huge
Post you're OTP.
>>10957109
Every time we post Steven, you take it all for yourself
>>10957071
Apologizing for a stupid little concept art is different from altering what very well could be her magnum opus.
Thinking about it, would SU really be Sugar's peak? That'd be kinda sad.
>>10956989
Nah she'll look the same
I wish this meme that perfect fusions look more "normal" would die already
Reminder that the chart of power confirms Pearl and Lapis are the oldest main gems, Pearl was given to PD by WD, Lapis was sent to to earth to give birth to Jasper, and Lapidot is pedophilia.
>>10956989
She'd be the same but with an updated outfit and voice.
>>10957159
Stop being right all the time.
>>10957131
Sort of killed in the recent seasons but I still like the art
>>10957169
>I wish this meme that perfect fusions look more "normal" would die already
Why did Garnet's form get more refined as the relationship between Sapphire and Ruby grew?
>>10957109
Calm down! Here I am!
>>10957131
>>10957184
Dang lapis is an old hag
I LOVE Centipeetle! I want her to be safe!
>>10957131
>>10957184
Lapearl is endgame.
>>10957223
7000 years is a drop in the bucket, the Diamonds are probably like a million.
>>10957131
>>10957131
>>10957109
>>10957215
The only thing that changed for garnet was her hair and clothes and we've known gems could do this already?
Her third eye didnt go away
>>10957159
that package is to be delivered to connie only
>>10956989
Nope, just different outfit.
>>10957220
You're all right
>>10957131
>>10957282
I want to draw more but still too lazy. Lars will be dead by the time I get to draw more Stars.
>>10957279
Whoops, the recipient wasn't home
>>10957270
Yes, but we can assume there were very specific story telling reasons they chose that for her. The messy, patchy look of her first fusion was meant to show the viewer the nature of their relationship, and when compared to current Garnet, how far they've gotten. Why is it not reasonable to think the same could happen for Malachite? Besides, she's the only one who has arms for legs, I'd like to think that her having a more monstrous form has at least SOME narrative meaning.
>>10957266
Is there art of YD sticking a giraffe in her vagina?
>>10957318
>>10957346
I have no clue.
>>10957131
>>10957131
I like Lapearl, Jasprose, Jaspis, and Pearlnet
>>10957184
lol wd gave her sister some busted ass pearl she didn't want
>>10957267
Anon, you're cute.
>>10957346
There better be.
Abra-kadabra clods
>>10957369
Same for all those my nigga. I wish Pearlnet wasn't completely dead.
>>10957292
My nigga.
>>10957399
I fucking knew it
>>10957131
>Amy will never be Steven's totally platonic cum dump/best pal
>>10957405
It was my only ship during season one but garnet ended up getting fucked over
>>10957337
Matt literally said in that tweet there are no rules to fusion.
And again all that changed for garnet was her hair and clothes. Nothing else, thats a whole lot different than her WHOLE form changing
I really doubt she will be changing form
>>10957184
Can someone explain me this? :(
>>10957310
At this rate, it might be a year until Lars of the Stars.
Motivation it's a bitch, I'd love to help you getting it back but it's never easy. Try some quick doodles and post them, most people are fine with the simplest stuff.
>>10957434
Rebecca has a chart of power that she drew the timelines of the lives of all the main gems on and she lets her fat cat rub his hairy ass all over it
There was a blurry picture of it in the art book that is partially legible
>>10957429
>thats a whole lot different than her WHOLE form changing
And if all that changed for Malachite was gaining normal legs? And retaining her color palette/outfit?
Also, yes, there are no rules for fusion, and he said it's what looks cool. Basically, it's on a whim. So it's not too farfetched that one of the crewniverse will say, "oh, if malachite changes form, it'll be an effective symbol of lapis and jasper's mended relationship"
Not because better relationships = more human fusions, but because in this instance, it would be an effective design change in terms of story telling. Seeing as the fusion designs are, according to Matt, on a case by case basis, this doesn't seem too weird to me
I'm not even trying to push this as 100% truth. Just a little aside comment I thought would be cool. People have pushed some way more dumb predictions/theories
friend said I could post this, it's the sketch for his commission
>Watching Mighty Magiswords
>Pic related appears
Oh man the wonders of Michaela Dietz voicing a character who isn't disgusting
If only Sugar didn't go out of her way to make Amethyst as unappealing as possible
>>10957413
Why you must hurt me this way?
>>10957525
No more mistakes, huh?
>>10957517
I agree, I think it would be a little weird if Lapis and Jasper make up, and still form a monstrous six-armed, no-legged self-described abomination. Changing the design to be a little less monstrous effectively mirrors the improvement of the relationship of the fusion's constituents.
>>10957131
>>10957525
noooo! you must not post that under any circumstances! I was going to masturbate so many times to the thought that nobody else can fap to amy ever, only me
>>10957410
i love these two cuties
>>10957131
LAPEARL
>>10956505
Greg and Steven should [spoiler]fuse[/spoiler]
navy is ___
>>10957586
Anon, you have blessed me this day.
>>10957473
Alright.
I probably have some Stars related draws around but they're fetishy/semi-nsfw
>>10957586
Someone post the pick of Greg with the photoshop options that say hardness 100% and diamond fill.
>>10957586
>greg/steven
disgosten
>>10957606
A good match for Aqua
>>10957586
Captcha: STOP
>>10957215
It didn't, only her hair and clothes changed. Malachite would still be a monster but maybe with neater hair and a wardrobe change.
Pearl is white trash
>>10957586
this artist is such a faggot
>>10957641
Ronaldo is fucking gross
>>10957606
for hatefucking.
Does anyone have the picture of her as a little devil in leather?
>>10957626
>they're fetishy/semi-nsfw
You're saying that like it was a bad thing, gimme that shit when you're done. I know you have the good stuff.
>>10957337
Because it's stupid.
>>10957586
god I hate this bara artist
>>10957641
>crotch sniffing
Nice. I wonder what kind of fetishes Ronaldo has.
I still wish he had an interaction with Peridot of some sort. With her desire to learn and his desire to share and teach, it would be great. I'd want to see what dumb stuff he'd make her believe.
>>10957643
>>10957656
>>10957671
>>10957586
How would Rebecca respond to this?
>>10957660
>>10957660
not as gross as greg fucking steven
>>10957671
>hating purico
Unless you're not into bara then that's understandable. Purico is top-tier though, his baras are full of love and cuddle potential.
>>10957678
Are you him?
>>10957626
Fetishes are great though. The whole reason I wanted to draw was because there was no good art of characters I like combined with fetishes I like.
>>10957413
End me senpai
>>10957681
She would add lars fucking them both
>>10957709
>i never asked to like bara
>>10957517
Idk I still doubt that would be the case. It still seems much to big of a change. Their aliens after all why does them gaining legs show they have a more healthy relationship? You could change a number of things for the fusion. I dont think its gotta be the legs. My guess is that it will be their voice. Malachite finally having her own voice is a small change but big enough to show their relationship has changed for the better.
Also remember fluorite exists and as stated by Becky at SDCC shes supposed to represent a healthy poly relationship and she looks monstrous, I know you could argue thats cause shes a 6 gem fusion but look at Alexandrite, shes a 4 gem fusion and she doesn't even look that monstrous. Like you said fusion is a case by case basis and malachite just happens to look more monstrous and I just dont think that will be changing, obviously I could be wrong but that is just what I believe.
>>10957705
wait I thought he was the guy who drew all those weird comics with ronaldo and bara amy is that still him?
>>10957726
What are your favorite characters, and some of your fetishes. I'm curious.
>>10957751
Nope, different artist. Purico draws pretty tame nsfw, the guy you're talking about does those AU comics with weed and drugs in general, where older Steven is always stoned.
>>10957751
Yes he is the one that draws those gross comics.
>>10957655
*White's trash
>>10957567
kek
>>10957751
Where's that digusting Ronaldo fusion with huge dicks art at?
>>10957773
>>10957775
Either way I hate those comics they grossed me the hell out of any SU bara
Why do people in this thread have a problem with some father n' son bonding?
>>10957744
Hey you do you
hey /sug/ I just calculated how much energy it would take to convert 1kg of oxygen into 1kg of hydrogen
the answer 15 nuclear power plants worth
Not sure why anyone would care, but you're welcome
>>10957749
>she doesn't even look that monstrous
I mean, the double mouth thing kind of fits the bill.
Fair enough, though. I guess only time will tell.
>>10957802
>>10957802
I mean people love Lars/Martha here. Seems like double standard
>>10957802
Cuz many have no father and dont know how special feels his warm dick inside your boy pussy
Will you told us some stories of yours?
>>10957802
Anon, you spoil me.
>>10957814
with what numbers are you using this for? for example, how much energy is produced by said 'nuclear power plant' and how long do they need to run?
>>10957802
D I E
>>10957814
I'm sure that truly was a roundabout calculation. Thank you, anon.
>>10957525
Its really cute, I like her fangs
>>10957802
Normally I don't really care about incest fanworks for fictional characters, but it really irks me that people do it with Steven and Greg. I think it's just because their relationship is so well written and realistic.
>>10957831
We've only seen her like, once or twice, and her relationship with Lars is no where near as deep as Steven and Gregs. That's why it feels like less of a perversion of something genuinely good. Though, I'm not into incest stuff in general. But I just wonder how you can look at what Steven and Greg have in the show and go, "You know what this is missing? Them fucking."
>>10957664
>>10957726
It's not that fetishy or nsfw I guess. Just crotch stomping.
Malachite is not monstrous she is a cute dragon centaur girl
>>10957802
>>10957586
Stop projecting your fetish on straight dudes. You already have Mr. Smiley and his ex lover. Not to mention incest is for heretics.
>>10957891
let's be fucking honest here
Sigma is a fucking bullshit final boss in megaman x1
>>10957910
>>10957891
>crotch stomping
nice
>its lars and steven
fuck you
>>10957896
rawr x3
>>10957909
They're both ugly. Hopefully Buck and SourCream will be revealed to be dating, they're cool dudes.
>>10957918
What the fuck
>>10957909
>projects fetishes on straight characters
>is a heretic
>is a faggot
Can anyone post that collage of the dude who was so obsessed with Pearl that he put pictures of her everywhere and wore a pearl necklace to his family dinner?
>>10957909
yea you know what wheres the gay art of smiley and frowney?
>>10957755
For characters: Pearl, Jasper, Cluster gems, all the milfs.
For fetishes: Hands, rimming, butt things but not scat or farting, thick/stick, cum in general, really really hard fucking, sexual encounters that lead to true love, sex while a song with deep meaning to the lovers is playing, handjobs, nipple tweaking. body part worship, unshaved privates, futa, smooches, teeth and a bit of saliva, shoulder blades, necks, nibbling in general, hugging, hand holding,
but not the anime meme stuff, like gentle touches and fleeting feelings, just appreciating the beauty of it all, the fingers in all their glory, the tendons and how such simple things can accomplish so much, and hair.
That's about 20% of the stuff I love just off the top of my head.
>>10956646
There was that one episode where she came on to Peri pretty hard.
I kind of liked that ship even if it never caught on.
>>10957924
who would you rather it be
>>10957802
I don't, its just such a shame Steven always makes such a mess. I guess its what cums with being magic.
>>10957938
*vores you* X3c
>>10957971
Those fetishes seem pretty normie, aside from futa.
>>10957891
>>10957910
>>10957918
Didn't know I had this fetish. Damn.
>>10957975
lars and any of the off colors (except fluorite) or amy
>>10957976
EWWW
>>10957896
This is how I feel to
>>10957997
Like I said it's just the stuff that comes to mind, there's a lot more but I can't think of it at the moment.
Rubys are so small nyeheheh
>>10957918
>>10957910
>>10957891
This is why I still love you, my dude.
The third one looks great, you captured the despaired expression one would have on that situation.
I was missing the bulge on the first on, but I'm digging his pelvis on the second one.
Have you done anything else that you can't post here about anyone?
>>10958017
>babys first day on 4chan
>>10957962
Creepy
>>10957962
I think it's on the booru. Search the /sug/ tag
>>10957857
>>10957871
508 MW for 24 hours for the power plants
the rest was going off of
(Moxygen - 16*Mhydrogen)*(1kg/Moxygen)*c^2
that was supposed to factor in that the neutrons would decay to protons but I probably should have included the electrons in the calculation. I'm sure it would be much lower
>>10958056
Anon, I want you to know I appreciate what you do.
>>10958004
Amethyst doing it on Lars I can get behind. But I'd have to think of another position for it.
>>10958056
I've seen worse. I just wanna express my DISGUST
>>10958075
actually, nevermind. it would make less that 1% difference
>>10958085
god i love big dick shock
>>10958090
Do an Amethyst shapeshifted as Lars
>>10958004
Paddy stomping Lars' crotch sounds funny
>>10958090
Behind him and grasping and squeezing from between his legs?
>>10958085
Amy doesn't deserve that
>>10958090
I can see her doing what this anon said >>10958122
>>10957814
>>10958075
>when someone browses the same mix of generals as you
>>10958130
Amy probably gets cockslapped on a daily basis.
>>10958085
I guessing raping one quartz wasn't enough for Lapis
>>10958122
>>10958137
Give me a second'. Or some minutes.
This is a really terrible thread.
>>10958130
Amy would eat this
>>10957184
>Lapidot is pedophilia
Who cares?
>>10958130
are you saying that cause it's too good for her or too bad for her
>>10958148
What did you expect?
>>10958139
anon, you've seen the fan art. Everyone here is a jojofag
>>10958148
It's really degenerate than usual
>>10958140
I mean getting cockslapped by worst gem
Lapis is gross
>>10958074
Didn't find the one I was looking for, but did find this. Now I want to know if they were the same posters or if there are multiple Pearl-obsessed crazy NEETS trying to create gem tulpas in their lonely rooms.
Thanks for the suggestion, anon.
>>10958165
ur gross
>>10958148
you're free to go back to /co/
>>10958171
>>10957962
>>10958074
>>10958156
Tumblr hopefully
>>10958148
>>10958162
>everyone here is a jojofag
>>10958180
>criticizing one bad thread amongst a ton of good ones means I'm from /co/
i guess if it keeps your bogeyman going
>>10958188
oh man I remember this artist, he used to be good until every blog he ever made turned into dick girls and completely forgot the original purpose for each one
>>10958184
Let's forget about him.
>>10958171
I know you want the Bolt one, but I don't have it
>>10958147
Are you going for a laughing expression on Amethyst, or a lewd one?
>>10958184
Was somebody really collecting birdmom noses for the sake of it or did they do it just to make this screenshot?
>>10958203
>can't handle some porn
you're free to go back to /co/
>>10958171
Holy fucking shit.
I wonder if he went through with it.
What do you think would have happened if BD somehow realized who Greg was talking about when they met in Korea?
We should bring back fangposting.
>>10958225
it's not the fact of it being porn, it's the fact that it's objectively terrible and degenerate. you should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>10958171
just make a tulpa, easy
>>10958264
>tulpa
>war flashbacks
>>10958250
>can't handle some weird porn
you're free to go back to /co/
>>10958171
Man this is creepy
I dont want to end up like this
>>10958249
Why is this a green Aku?
>>10958156
>no steven tricking lapis into being his sex slave ever
>>10958281
what? you dont have a tulpa? fuckin loser
>>10958209
Thanks for a name. I tried plugging it in with some SU related phrases in search engines but haven't had any luck yet.
>>10958282
keep believing in your boogeyman i guess
>>10958290
>not wanting to be with your waifu in the next life
It's like you don't even love her
guys my lapis tulpa wants me to kill the mailman, what do i do
>>10958076
Thanks, baraposting is my specialty
>>10958314
keep crying bitch
It grows
>>10958249
This one kinda made me giggle
This is great tho, I love it
>>10958323
licc pussi
>>10958323
do it bitch you won't
>>10958323
Do it for her, anon.
>>10956463
>Enjoying something too much
>involve futa
>enjoyment goes down immensely
makes sense
>>10958322
I dont love her tho
is there anything important in gem harvest, story wise? i can hardly sit through it
>>10958372
>/sug/ hates dicks
/sug/ confirmed for gay
>>10958390
no, it's fucking shit
>>10958381
>>10958306
This is a different one, but also from Bolt
*sips bigly*
>>10958393
No! Im not gay! I love big cocky dicks i even want to feel it inside of me and not one let in be plenty of them. I will swallow them all to proof that im not gay
>>10958390
yes
>>10958393
>>10958427
*cums hugely*
>>10958408
>>10958421
THE LEGEND
H
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>>10958434
>sticc edit
shit taste senpai
>>10958427
little does she know, thats a cumshake
>>10958427
So it's some sort of... Big, Sippy?
>>10958421
>tigo py
>>10957489
Ok thanks :)
>>10958448
I wish I had his masterpost
>>10958449
that's way too different to be an edit you retard
>>10958390
It's one of the only actually funny episodes you whiny tumblrite
>>10958445
Gems stole my semen when i was asleep
>>10958491
>>10958450
you really just want to see her drink cum, don't you?
>>10958491
>eaten at nearly half the restaurants on my list
>still haven't gotten any culinary inspiration
>don't even spend more than a few minutes at a time thinking about food
my passion is dead /sug/. DEAD!
>>10958491
Your own fault
>>10958500
>>10958510
>>10958515
Wtf perifags
>>10958509
of course
>>10958500
>>10958510
peridot is disgusting
What if your waifu discovered all the diaper porn you've saved of her?
>>10958491
peri does not approve of the size of your human reproduction rod
>>10958550
why would i save that stuff
>>10958531
I've always wondered Galaxy loves Zircon, yet she draws her very different compared to her actual design
>>10958524
>>10958533
>>10958557
Because you're really ugly and stupid
>>10958550
Good thing I don't have a waifu
>>10958571
>>10958560
Really the only difference is the lack of the cowl (which is more of a headcanon thing anyway) and the giga hips
this show is for niggers
>>10958514
Why to care. Im so lazy shit that only that i do is cutlets at weekinds and soup. Then i put them in fridge and freezer. All week i just warm them up when come after work. I just dont wanna do anything until weekends...
>>10958605
Homie pls
>>10958605
this show is not for Homers either
I don't save any of it, but I think she'd have more of a problem with me having porn of her than it being diaper stuff. She's a furry, she doesn't have much of a right to judge...
though I guess she has an excuse now that she's part dog
>>10958605
kwality memeing, general
why are smart people so fucking annoying
>>10958550
She will ask for more
Taking simple, SFW, sketch requests.
>>10958605
this show is queers
>>10958421
there should be more people open in loving their waifu.
I should get a connie wall.
Also, I got great captcha
>>10958628
Zircon in a nice suit and tie
>>10958626
better version
why are black people so fucking annoying
>>10958623
Because you're stupid. You don't know what's going on. You should ask them to talk down to your level.
>>10958628
Aquamarine laughing
>>10958641
this
>>10958626
>Lapidot
>Diaper
>Human au
>>10958628
Draw yourself saying that NJPW sucks and that you love sapphirefag and anticontent fag
>>10958628
Draw domesticated fully corrupted Centipeetle, but make her act like Garfield.
>>10958648
when I do they just get really condescending
i hate being stupid
>>10958608
I use to love cooking. I was deeply passionate about it and created new stuff constantly, most of which tasted amazing.
Now I can cook any weekend and I just don't, becuase I have no ideas or passion and I let my fear of wasting too much money control me
>>10958623
what's your IQ?
why are spiders so fucking annoying
>>10958676
You could cook something and send it to me
>>10958214
Just casual Amethyst expression. But it's taking me a while even just for a sketch.
>>10958628
Pearl slapping Mayor Dewey for being too fresh.
>>10958628
Fyodor monitoring this thread.
>>10958687
i haven't actually tested, honestly
im relatively certain that im stupid though, ive never been able to comprehend things as easily or as quickly as others
Which gem do you want to suck your toes
>>10958628
Draw the face of allah
>>10958696
Really? Who's giving you issues, Lars or Amy?
>>10958641
cause lynching are illegal
>>10958638
The best version
>>10958715
None
>>10958676
do you cook for others or just for yourself? i usually enjoy way more if im cooking for others.
i don't cook for myself much, actually. i dont have much time to eat and i'm too lazy to wash stuff.
also you might consider getting a job in a kitchen
>>10958715
>wanting your toes sucked
>not wanting to suck their toes instead
CAPTCHA: Policia
>>10958731
remove the 'tap' words and we got a good picture
>>10958731
Is she farting?
>>10958731
>one leg
>>10958731
What's tapping her ass, then? A ghost?
>>10958323
the fuck is a tulpa
>>10958715
i want to suck a gems toes not the other way around
>>10958768
Do you have problems?
>>10958772
the devil
>>10958687
5000
>>10958768
>one bap
>>10958777
WELL IM GLAD YOU ASKED, ANON
>>10958789
Me too!!
>>10958623
dude, it's not smart people who are annoying you, it's elitist pseudo-intellectuals. Smart people come in all shapes and sizes, but elitists are all the same: smug, obnoxious, condescending.
horrible people all of them
Which gem do you want to suck the toes of
>>10958805
None
>>10958390
I hated that episode sooo much, Andy was the only decent thing from it
>>10958791
canon
>>10958805
i want to suck her toes
>>10958805
Non-Futa's.
>>10958805
>>10958739
I imagine things to enjoy myself but I act on them to please others
I'm not thinking about it so I'm not enjoying it, and I'm not acting on it so I'm not pleasing anyone
>>10958814
wrong sapphire should have 1 arm, 1 finger and 1 toe
>>10958815
Idk why. Her feet are UGLY
>>10958811
i mean he seems like he'd be a fun character but his first lines
>you're hobettes. a hobo is a man's job!
seem like the writers trying really hard to write a cartoonishly bigoted old white man, and not in an amusing way. i havent watched anything past that
>>10958802
but the guy in particular that I'm talking about is legitimately a genius, he's always been better than me at everything in literal fractions of the time
like I used to play csgo and I had roughly 600 hours
he got better than me in fifteen minutes
there is literally nothing I can do he can't do better
>>10958829
he calls them illegal aliens at one point
>>10958842
Oi you need to stop comparing yourself to others, Anon. Focus on your progress, not on theirs, because you don't do it for them, you do it for yourself.
>>10958851
now that's pretty funny and way less hamfisted than the hobo thing. what geniuses boarded that episode anyways? it's a 22 minute one too, right?
Sweet dreams are made of this.
>>10958628
Zircon in a Quartz uniform
>>10958842
He sounds autistic
>>10958746
How's this?
>>10958805
only choice
>>10958864
one half of the episode is boarded by paul and raven
the half is boarded by hillary and zuke
>>10958875
a lot worse but i cant argue the effort that was made, good job anon
>>10958731
best version
Now its drawfag problem not mine
>>10958875
yes, quite
>>10958824
try watching cooking vids and reading gastronomy books, it'll motivate it you. it does it for me but i hardly have time anymore
>>10958829
The fact that Dave Willis voiced him made me enjoy his character so much more.
>>10958868
WHO AM I TO DISAGREE
>>10958875
>>10958895
Human peridot is so fucking disgusting.
>>10958842
honestly we all have a friend or someone we can claim is better than us 'in everything', its just a matter of understanding that its in our heads and most of the time theyre really not better at all..
>>10958902
>Ywn hear Andy call Peedee's father "Fryman'
>>10958560
The hair is a headcanon and I'm a faggot that likes projecting my fetishes onto my favorite character. I'm also basing her head shape off of certain frames in the episode, like pic related. Other than that, guess it's a matter of style?
>>10958829
Thats true
But I believe he had a right to be mad at them taking over his families barn and turning it into shit
But I guess the narrative made him out to be wrong for being mad
>>10958879
This dude gets it.
>>10958827
Submit to her feet faggot.
>>10958879
>dickfeet
>>10958902
honestly that might be the only reason i like that episode
>>10958892
10/10
>>10958929
Why must you wound me, Anon?
>>10958892
Much less disgusting.
>>10958939
You need new pics for her uggo feets
>>10958892
Most accurate
Fucking parasites, get a job.
>>10958933
oh no, i know the basic plot of that episode and agree, it's just those some of those comments the writers make him say to make him come off as "oh, this is your bad right wing uncle guy >:(( he voted republican" are pretty corny.
maybe i'll get around to watching it sometime, perhaps when i rewatch the season it's from
fart
>>10958978
Shut up Lapis
>>10958959
So we can both suffer.
>>10958970
I already have a job, and it's not a wagecuck job.
>>10958929
They better have a bit where they have Andy meet the town people and that happens
It would be a missed opportunity otherwise and id never forgive sugar
This is CUTE
>>10958965
I need to sort all the pics of her pretty feet in an easily findable folder.
>>10958862
it's hard not to do that when you see them every day and hear about their achievements every day and it hurts
>>10958872
he's not, he has friends and runs d&d with them. goes out to bars, is attractive and all
>>10958927
it's not just in my head. there is nothing at all I can claim im better at.
>>10958993
Go to work, you fucking lazy, stupid bitch.
>>10958842
oh, I guess that is different.
This is probably shitty advise, but try not to think of people like that as real people unless you're doing something where you need to take their feelings into account.
Think of them the way you do historical figures or some kind of trap/level hazard. They're not an enemy you're supposed to compete with, they're a background feature that you just have to live with
>>10958989
*ppbbth*
>>10958900
I'll try.
>>10959007
No detail in that trash
>>10958972
Oh ya I get what youre saying. That episode just wasnt done very well, they didnt get their best writers for it, it seems.
Its a shame they wasted a 22 minute special on that.
>>10959011
again, hard to do that when you see them every single day and constantly hear them being praised for being exemplary at everything. everything always seems to go right for him and I just fuck things up over and over again
>>10958636
Hope someone gets it.
>>10959066
I know you want my dank feet pics.
>>10959111
Lapis! Stop peeing everywhere!!
>>10959111
trips for lapiss
Chubby blue pearl is cute blue pearl
did /sug/ ever have a >that kid in their school when they were children/teenagers?
>>10959188
What do you mean by
>that kid
>>10959166
holy fuck yes
>>10959171
where's the porn Idlecil?
>>10959199
that weird kid, or one that became known for something stupid/funny/autistic
>>10959166
WHERE'S HER FUCKING LEG FOR FUCK'S SAKE?
>>10959139
>>10959154
>>10959216
Oh yes.
>>10959218
At the bottom of the ocean near the warp pads.
>>10958325
You have officially become my favorite.
>>10959216
I WAS that kid. I was fat, had shitty greasy long hair, and had my head down sleeping through almost every class and during lunch.
I'm eternally grateful that I was only a quiet sperg though, and not one of the ones that goes out of their way to show everyone how autistic they were.
>>10959216
>that kid who always wore long sleeves or sweaters to hide the fact that they were basically a skeleton
it was me
>>10959216
Yeah. I had a friend in middle school that shoved a hot dog wiener up his ass in the middle of class. He tried to pull it out, but it broke off half way.
>>10959188
yeah, luckily it wasnt me
>i think
when is she gonna get some development?
>>10959246
i think a lot of 4chan was that kid honestly
>>10959271
what the fuck man
>>10959271
In front of everyone?
>>10959216
Story time, I guess.
>be really nice to this girl that everyone thinks is weird
>friend pulls me aside
>"anon, don't. only do this if you really want to be her friend."
>ignore
>worst mistake of high school
>she noticed i draw a ton and carry a sketch book
>she hands me some of her drawings
>they're all either copies of mine or fan characters kissing and crying
>i almost cringed myself into oblivion
>graduated and never heard from her again
>>10959295
fool, you should have made her your pupil and guided her to the right path
>>10959295
The autistic sonic girl who rejected you?
>>10959283
Developing garnet is homophobic.
>>10959285
Yeah. The only stupid thing I did was slap some kid in the face instead of punching him because I knew that would be more embarrassing than me getting beat up. He was ridiculed by all of the kids in the PE locker room
>>10959292
He tried to do it quietly in the back because they dared him to, but he legit got caught by the teacher and he started crying
>>10959283
most developed in the show, dead character
>>10959312
is that anon some sort of space wizard?
>>10959324
>He started crying
I feel bad for him...
>>10959324
that's not stupid that's fucking genius
nicely done anon
>>10959312
>implying she took criticism well
Even then, she was also unfunny and unbearably cringey.
>>10959314
That's not exactly what happened.
>>10959216
yeah, wasn't me though, i was pretty irrelevant as in i only had like 3 friends and nobody outside my class knew who i was.
which is better than being bullied or infamously autistic, i guess.
though i was friends with a chick who fell asleep in class in a bad position, and some of her period blood started leaking out. the girl who was sitting with her got stained with it.
>>10959221
>>10959283
What could you do with Garnet besides fusion?
>>10959283
Rebecca literally said Garnet is already the most developed character in the show and that she aspires to be like her. Garnet development never, get fucked.
>>10959360
Butt stuff?
>>10959342
You're a different anon then
>>10959365
Being the perfect gay relationship doesn't make Garnet impervious, wtf Rebecca
>>10959373
Indeed. I don't ever recall sharing that before.
Also, that's what I hate about anonymity. You can never tell who said/did what.
>>10958879
>>10959328
>>10959360
Off the top of my head? The pressure and stress of having to assume leadership after Rose passed Maybe her experiences during the war? (She obviously wasn't as gungho about it as Pearl was, based on the first scene of Rose's Scabbard.)
>>10959365
Damn guess I'll just die.
>>10959356
i dont think i saved anything harder in my life
>>10959347
>blood started leaking out
Jesus that's horrifying
>>10959356
>still human
I find this hard to fap to
>>10959188
There was this guy who, when things got boring, would tell us some little bit of trivia about himself as if it were the most normal thing in the world.
"So, I was at home and I got bored and I was, like, what does cum taste like?"
Stunned silence from us all.
"Like Fruit Tingles. Weird, right?"
>>10959216
i was the kid that never talked to anyone and sat by myself like a faggot, not many probably remember me which i'm cool with, i guess i was a little better than the girl that would spit on her hands and wipe her face with it or the bitchy girl that got triggered by a scary movie and ruined movie days for the entire school
>>10959356
how did you edit this so cleanly?
>>10959415
To be fair, you have to try your cum at least once. And your piss. Not your crap though, that's gross.
>>10959393
That's what I thought. The pressure she must feel as a leader. Also where's her PTSD from the war?
>>10959410
>fapping to uggodot
>ever
>>10959429
my ex once gave me a bj and then after i came she proceeded to make out with me.. only problem is my cum was still in her mouth and she did it on purpose
>>10959435
>Uggodot
That one isn't even clever.
one time when i was a lad i took a shit on the gym floor during gym class and was morally in the right and will defend that shit to this day
>>10959422
I did the same. I was too self-conscious to talk to the other kids. So I was alone a lot like a faggot
>>10959449
>>10959435
>he doesn't wanna put his peen in the mean green meme teen
>>10959449
Were you in India?
>>10959449
how were you morally right, was it in protest?
What if we only get reunited in October and then don't get anymore episodes until next year
>>10959449
l o o m e m e
>>10959465
I'm glad waifus aren't real
>>10959449
It's too late to be posting here, Connie
>>10959465
fucking disgusting
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
>>10959431
I don't know if you're asking where it is rhetorically to the crew, in that you wanna see it more, or you're asking me for instances of it. The scene I was talking about went like this (from http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Rose%27s_Scabbard/Transcript)
>Steven: Mom fought here?
>Pearl:That's right! And I fought alongside her.
>Amethyst: Man, I wish I could've seen it!
>Garnet: No, you don't. Countless Gems were broken here. It was a maelstrom of destruction and death.
She did get a bit nostalgic with Bismuth when talking with her, but I dont think that invalidates the idea she could have been deeply affected by it. I'm not an expert on veteran's ptsd, though, but I'm sure their memories of war aren't all awful, that there could be moments of triumph they remember.
>>10959422
>>10959453
>being alone
>being a faggot
>being self-conscious
I can relate to this on a spiritual level.
>>10959464
Don't you fucking judge me
>>10959469
NO
>>10959474
In a way, yes
>>10959476
>>10959479
fuck you
>>10958879
why are the feep so long
>>10959493
ok tell us the story, dont be a tease
>>10959449
Wait, did you mean you will defend the act of taking a shit or the shit itself?
>>10959424
magik
>>10959453
Same, i was too nervous and afraid of people thinking i was an idiot and couldn't hold a conversation, which i guess made me look like an idiot anyway.
>>10959501
>he doesn't like clown feet
>>10959488
It's okay anon, half the thread is probably like this.
>>10959520
but what kind of magik
>>10959356
>>10959424
>>10959520
I wish I was magik like anon
>>10959488
>>10959523
I didn't want to be a bother back in my middle and high school years. Sometimes I would cry to myself because I felt so alone
>>10959549
lol
>>10959540
>>10959475
S E P T E M B E R O F S T E V E N
if it doesn't happen we're not getting shit until January.
i got elastic bands ksepin my shoes on
>>10959475
what if that happens and they never air the show again and then society collapses
>>10959561
Get fucking hype.
>>10959554
I blame hormones entirety
WHY WONT THEY GIVE ME MY EPPIES
>>10959549
Understandable.
You poor thing.
>>10959216
That dude is in my D&D group now.
Not sure how that happened since I hate his guts.
Anyway he snorted pixie stick dust one time, he would constantly tell people that he wasn't gay unprompted, and once responded to a girl calling him too stupid to spell dog by standing up in the middle of class and screaming C A T DOG! and immediately falling over a chair.
He is still a stupid fuck.
Good night /sug/
>>10959595
He sounds like he knows how to have a good time
>>10959485
Garnet will never be more than a fusion RIP
>>10959597
Night, bud, sleep well!
>>10959595
Sounds fun to be around
>>10959597
Goodnight anon, sleep well.
GIVE ME MY FUCKING EPPIES CARTOON NETWORK
>>10959549
lol haha i did the same
>>10959592
>>10959634
Because they're all sadits that love to watch us suffer.
>>10959579
Get your hopes up so CN can crush them!
>>10959542
>>10959546
step -1: be drawfag
gets easier from there
THEY BETTER GIVE ME MY FUCKING EPPIES I WANT THEM I WANT THEM NOW NOW NOW
when i was in middle school i had jerk off in the bathroom after lunch and i'm pretty sure everyone knew what i was doing
>>10959636
Haha lol
>>10959593
I'm all good now. It's really all in your head
>>10959667
Y did you jerk in the first place?
>>10959653
Cheers to that.
>>10959662
Is it really just about drawing every chance you get? Is that really how you get better?
>>10959662
which drawfag are you cuz im curious now
When I was in middle school I was bullied pretty ruthlessly, and developed acute social disorder
I want mommy Pearl to give me a nice warm handjob. No homo though.
>>10959667
ive done that before in highschool, during class tho with a bathroom pass
>>10959692
I don't understand the question
>>10959696
yeah but you gotta have a base. read some books and draw from life. then yeah, draw everytime you can
Sourscreen, if you're still here, I hope you can find a place for your work.
In that regard, you could always use the booru for all your SU stuff. Take care.
>>10959702
What's that? Sorry about the bullying too
>>10959666
Your epi pen?
>>10959595
>he would constantly tell people that he wasn't gay unprompted
he sounds hilarious
>>10959715
Why jerk off in school. Couldn't you wait until you got home?
>>10959728
It means I get to blame my autistic tendencies on someone other than me, helps me get through shit sometimes
>>10959667
I used to sit in the locker room and masturbate after soccer practice because my mom wouldn't come pick me up until an hour after everyone else had left and none of my friends parents were willing to drive thirty minutes to take me home
>>10959741
>not openly jerking off in class
loser
>>10959488
>tfw youre still like this in uno
Its terrible
>>10959707
>not earning ten pearl points and getting a blowey joey instead
>>10959741
i was REALLY horny
>>10959751
No penis
>>10959755
>uno
Shit, meant uni
>>10959755
At least everyone is cooler and no one really gives a fuck about you.
>>10959762
it's easier with no penis, anon
>>10959760
You'd have to be careful with that. She might gore your stomach with the nose.
>>10959762
even better, no cum to clean up, just make sure no one can hear the shlicky sounds
>>10959622
>>10959608
>>10959734
Yeah.
He is a real ray of fucking sunshine.
After highschool he decided that he was an army man and signed up.
He got kicked out of bootcamp but he still got a tattoo on his arm to "commemorate his fallen brothers" and talks about his time in the army to try to pick up girls.
He once told me that he got kicked out because he was "the best sniper in bootcamp" which made the sergeant jealous.
He is that guy in D&D too.
Last session his character was offered free brain surgery by a disembodied voice in a cave and took it because he thought it would make his character smarter.
>>10959789
You are correct. I speak from some experience.
oh boy
>>10959813
What
>>10959819
I'm gay
>>10959807
why do you give so much succ?
I just want Steven to be happy.
>>10959825
Also, same.
>>10959807
How MANY COCKS
>>10959834
cool
>>10959725
I'll try.
>>10959834
I just want Steven's penis.
New thread when?
>>10959755
I'm positive some of these things are just part of your personality forever
>>10959832
I cannot tell if this is an honest question, but here is an honest answer. I do it because it feels good to pleasure someone else and I like the taste of semen.
THIS THREAD IS GOING DOWNl
>>10959849
Thanks man. Also, I'm glad you see you here. I can sleep in peace now.
>>10959849
I just want Sourscreen to be happy, healthy, and safe.
>>10959872
What about Lapis Lazuli?
>>10959871
Interesting. It was actually an honest question. I just haven't ever considered the point of sucking a dick, really.
>>10959871
HOW MANY COCKSSSSSS
>>10959883
Here I am!
>>10959890
Who made this
>>10959890
>>10959883
There's escape pods, right?
>>10959899
magicstraw on deviantart
>>10959890
Now we know why the thread is being pulled down.
last pic peri
>>10959890
Perhaps we should leave her behind.
>>10959910
If this picture >>10959890 is any indication, she would never fit.
>>10959924
last pic cancer
>>10959932
Then poof her and put her in the pod first, duh.
>>10959943
I... I'm afraid to touch her. The force is bound to be explosive.
>>10959924
We still got your art
new new new new thread
>>10959961
im over it, you can keep it
new thread
>>10959953
What if you get in the pod, poof Lapis, then activate the pod?
>>10959974
No vibrator up your waifu's snatch now
>>10959974
Ive cum to your art like 4 times now. Ive basically one man bukkake'd peridot
>>10959974
>>10959963
how about linking it nigg
>>10959986
>>10959984
cool i came to it a couple time too, its a nice pic
>>10959974
you have severe autism you know
>>10959994
get for nice pic
>>10959994
I think peridot likes my cum better
>>10959996
what else is new, anon
>>10960000
its on pa
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>>10960009
paheal*
>>10960006
whatever helps you sleep at night, anon
>>10959866
I wish that wasnt the case