Hunger Games Thread
>>10952029
ybal'M?
>>10952039
M'lady
>>10952029
ʎpɐl,ɯ
>>10952039
the fuck did you just call me
>Tfw stomach acid is bad in the morning.
>>10952057
>whispers
a penis
>>10951994
Congratulations.
>>10952002
Thank you.
>>10952012 (Popeye)
That is not needed
when you have weapons beyond
your barbaric fists.
>>10952059
I know that feel bro
>>10952059
>tfw terrible heartburn
>>10952073
Heh, I guess so, but that wouldn't be fair if we sparred together huh?
>>10952059
>tfw stomach pains and puking all week
>>10952059
>tfw suffering from turf toe
Should I shave tomorrow or should I embrace the scruffiness?
>>10952059
>tfw salmonella
>>10952059
>tfw nobody rubs your tumtum when it hurts
>>10952095
>The assassin stops fanning.
Not in the slightest.
Fairness is an illusion.
Just go for the kill.
Who are your favourite people, HG?
>>10952161
Fyxe
>>10952150
>he gets up from the chair, finishing off his drink before throwing it away.
What's the point of killing them off immediately when you don't get the satisfaction of winning after a long, difficult, yet rewarding battle?
>>10952145
I'll rub you if you rub me.
>>10952176
>Suddenly the assassin's helmet changes, now beaming out: "$$$".
The payment.
>>10952177
That's not what I want. You wouldn't be able to repay me for rubbing your stomach.
>>10952161
Ahri
>>10952161
Fyxe
Ahri
>>10952161
>filename
>>10952161
I don't actually know anymore.
>>10952161
Vino
Alfred
Adachi
Garnet
Garry
Okabe
Craig
Kosaku
>>10952186
A assassin I see. So, you take a hit out on people depending on how much you get paid for it? Tell me, how do I use your services?
>>10952213
>he likes me
awwwww
damn I wish I was liked.
>>10952220
Same, but it's alright.
>>10952161
My dad is pretty cool I guess.
>>10952161
Grimes
Okabe
Squid
Hikki
Vino
>>10952220
don't worry my son
one day you will be relevant, and many will like you
>>10952219
>like
Think deeper
>>10952226
T-thanks
>>10952237
It's been 2 and a half years man.
>>10952161
Thus far, Mister Kamina and Miss Fyxe though I do hold a soft spot for Miss Cirno, Miss Inkling and Mister Wiggins, wherever he is.
>>10952161
Of people around lately;
Karen Adachi Garnet Suz Craig Okabe Fyxe and Suika
>>10952245
if you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, and make a change
>>10952248
>Runs in and hugs this rabbit thing, and then quickly runs out the door
>>10952257
thanks, MJ
>>10952257
I stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back
>>10952161
Okabe
Kamina
Izaya
Yosfag
Jude
LF
>>10952245
You'll become a lot more popular if you start posting with your ava.
>>10952161
Not me
>>10952264
HOO
>>10952264
>>10952161
Onee-sama
>clothes explode
>hundreds of thick robot dicks emerge out of anon's body
R E S I S T A N C E I S P O I N T L E S S
>the robo dick tentacles wrap around you
>the rest begin aiming for every single hole on your body
>the cocks begin rubbing agaist you, slowly teasing you until you get wet
>meanwhile, another metal dick is prodding your mouth as you desperately try to keep it shut
U S E L E S S
>the cock finally forces itself into your mouth, mercilessly deepthroating you
>the other two are rubbing ever faster against your wet, exposed holes
>as the girl's will finally breaks, the two tentacles that were on standby shift into maximum speed
>they plunge deeply into Suz's ass and pussy, streching them out to new levels
>the girl lets out a scream, muffled by the appendage currently violating her throat
>two additional tentacles emerge, wrapping around the woman's exposed breasts
I N S E R T I N G I N T O F E M A L E B O D Y C O M P L E T E
B E G I N N I N G T O S E E D
>as the woman reaches her own orgasm, her eyes roll into her head, as her new metal master suffocates her mouth with rich amounts of robot cum
>at the very same time, her ass and pussy get filled to the brim with his robot seed as well, leaking out of her now streched holes
S E E D I N G C O M P L E T E
>says the robot, as he finally releases the woman, who is out of breath, to bathe in a pool of his cum
>When you put forth your best effort to rp and feel good that you think you have improved tremendously
>People think your rp is mediocre at best
>>10952213
>>10952230
>>10952251
>>10952269
I-I like you guys too! The rest of these guys can go fly a kite.
>>10952161
>I'd assuredly forget people and leave others disappointed, so that's for me to know. If you think you are a favorite, though, you most definitely are.
>>10952214
>The assassin's helmet icon changes again: ":D".
Tell me who to kill,
and they won't see tomorrow.
For a price, of course.
>>10952288
Fuck off Ditto
>>10952304
>>10952289
is this an erp post
>>10952292
>Looks over from where he was enjoying flying his kite anyway
Thanks asshole, I will.
>>10952311
>flips middle finger
>>10952321
>>10952291
>implying your rp isn't good because we think so
mate you've improved tremendously, there's no way it isn't mediocore
i feel the same way too
>>10952248
>those choices
Is this some kind of bait?
>>10952297
>he goes to his boat to rummage around in it for a bit.
>he comes out with a treasure chest, filled to the brim with gold doubloons.
Found this on one of me adventures, can I make any specific requests on how they are killed?
>>10952327
>spits on the ground in your general direction
kys
>>10952318
>Looks back at the man enjoying himself while flying his kite
Heh. I can't believe he actually did it. I guess this means I'm well respected here.
>>10952340
No!
>>10952289
>>10952291
I think we might be the same person.
Just to be sure, what's your favorite color?
>>10952341
>Reels in kite
Well if you're going to be a smug dick about it I'll just take my kite and leave.
>Takes kite and leaves
>>10952352
Art, anon.
You are reading art.
>>10952349
>turns and walks off with middle finger pointed back at you
>>10952336
>Zer0's eyes (helmet) light up when he sees the overflowing treasure chest: ":D".
Be my guest.
>>10952366
>Doesn't give chase
>Day is ruined
>>10952364
I'm pretty sure I just read Suz getting robot raped.
How in the fuck do these threads work?
doitlooklikeimleftoffbadandboujee
>>10952381
Asgores pasta
>>10952352
Suz's wet dream.
>>10952391
>On it.
>>10952381
>[What is the Hunger Games?]
>In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
>During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
>>10952381
We circlejerk about anime girls and shitpost eachother
>>10952378
>stops and turns back to throw an open can of soda at
>runs
>>10952361
Hey now...
>Subaru walks over to the anon and pats his back
I'm just stating the obvious. You don't have to be angry over it. I just wanted the people that don't like me to go do more work.
>>10952381
Wait until someone posts first 24/36/48.
I want to violently rape Ahri
Anyone gonna host soon?
>>10952381
We create top tier pastas.
See here:
>>10952289
>>10952258
Y'know, it's honestly starting to become endearing at this point.
>>10952330
Apart from Mister Kamina, I don't quite understand.
>>10952429
hickok45
>>10952381
People host a game usually with somethng like
"First 24/36/48"
Then people reply to it with characters they want in it (Image and name)
The host adds them all into a brantsteele sim and posts the slides in the thread.
some people rp as the characters, but its not mandatory.
>>10952434
Don't we all.
>>10952370
Okay.
>He takes a deep breath before he replies.
I want you to try and kill me, with only one melee weapon. If you kill me, you get to keep the riches. Thought this would test to see who is ultimately the best: man or machine.
>>10952422
>Parries the can with bag
>>10952435
Do you want me to? I could. I don't have anything to do at the moment besides thinking really hard about events.
In fact, don't answer that/ I'll just get everything ready.
>>10952458
I just want to steal from her. I know she has gold on her person.
>>10952468
Thanks
>>10952468
and THEN rape her, right?
>in the middle of the 'sword trial' dlc from zelda breath of the wild
>final trials
>about halfway done
>game crashes
>gotta do it all over again
I guess I'll just die.
>>10952435
>I'm writing events for a new code, so I'm not going to be for a day or two. Go for it.
>>10952461
>Zer0 is entirely taken aback by the request: "?!?". He has never had someone hire him to kill them. That's unheard of in the business. However, he steadies himself once he hears the terms.
One melee weapon?
Is that the hardest there is?
>With that, the assassin quickly whips out his katana and points it away from him at his side, extending his arm to its full length to fully showcase the blade.
Time for a cakewalk.
>>10952522
What theme, senpai?
>>10952441
>Apart from Mister Kamina
Thank goodness, I was worried for your mental health there for a bit.
>>10952522
>Extends his bladed arms also, flaying them about like a bug normally does
>>10952494
No. She's pure.
First 36 for a game. Give me time and whatnot to enter the entries in, but in order to get in you have to give me something. I don't care what it is, but it has to be something nice.
>>10952546
Scyther
>>10952546
Kyoko Needleworker
>>10952546
>>10952546
Shirou Kotomine
>>10952546
Elias Ainsworth
>>10952546
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10952546
Golden Coil
>>10952546
Kharjo
Khajiit has little to give, and he does not know you. Perhaps after he has experienced your hospitality, yes?
>>10952546
Berkut
>>10952546
Gascoigne
>>10952546
Zer0
>>10952530
>Not really a theme as much as a setting. It will be an interesting sidecode if it works.
>>10952536
Huh?
>Zer0 glances over at the bug that landed nearby, currently displaying its bladed arms to him. He smiles via helmet: ":)".
Is this a challenge
from an overgrown mantis?
>He points his katana right at Scyther.
Then come and get me.
>>10952546
Ornn
My time is your gift.
>>10952563
>>10952546
FUCK FORGOT THE NAME:
Muscular
>>10952546
Shoebill
>>10952546
Yakumo Ran
>gives you a big kissu on the cheek
>>10952546
Brownie
I can offer my group's CD if you'd like.
>>10952546
Night Dog
>>10952546
Brian Pillman
>>10952522
>Popeye readies himself, getting ready to initiate the duel at any second.
Well come get your cake, you bucket of bolts!
>>10952546
Popeye
>>10952546
Ikkun
>>10952546
WOAH Bandicoot
>>10952546
Dragon half
>>10952546
Starfire
>>10952546
Shirai Kuroko
>>10952546
Stain
>>10952546
Subaru's friend's friends
Pleas sit on my lap.
>>10952546
Kayama Nemuri
"hands on" training would be something any young man would love
>So many people not offering anything.
This is gonna be a super empty game.
>>10952546
Swat milf
>>10952546
>>10952608
Wait, something to give too? Life long friendship and happiness.
>Yeah, right.
>>10952546
Ganondorf
>>10952546
Knuckles
>>10952546
Usotsuki
>>10952607
>Zer0 suddenly dashes forward, blade primed behind his head as he gets closer and closer, ready to strike. Then, once close enough, it slices through the air right towards Popeye's neck.
>>10952637
>I offered him succ on Discord, I'm fine.
>>10952579
>>10952546
>gives a kissu
>>10952546
Araragi Karen
>>10952546
Ridley
>They're still making episodes of Trailer Park Boys
Holy shit I thought that they were all dead or something
>>10952546
>>10952603
Here, take this backpack.
>>10952546
>>10952575
if i win then i'll name a car in MT5 with a name of your choice
>>10952637
He's not a demon so there is not much I can give him. Sorry.
>>10952700
God fucking damn Baron, what is it with you and thumbnails?
>>10952664
>He notices the blade going towards his throat and leans back to avoid the katana.
>He then winds up a punch and delivers it to the robot's chest. Unfortunately, all it did was make a audible 'CLANG'.
Oh well that's just great,
>>10952588
>He clacks his bladed arms together, his tongue and mandibles slurp a bit as he stares Zer0 dead in his...helmet?
>5 people gave him things in their original posts
Everyone else should kill themselves.
>>10952737
Fuck off anon, I'm broke.
>>10952712
Most of her art is quite small and I try not to resize images
>>10952737
Better than forgetting your tributes name desu.
>when he's rigging it for you
>>10952640
>Suz mother
>>10952715
>Mostly unfazed by the punch straight to his chest, Zer0 is more disappointed that he missed the initial strike. He swings his blade back around, and this time makes a motion to stab it straight through his head.
>>10952717
>A second opponent now entering the area, Zer0 multitasks by pulling his pistol out and firing several shots in the direction of the oversized insect.
>>10952737
>tfw part of those 5
>>10952769
He will be doing no such thing! Judgement will be there to stop him.
>>10952546
Reigen Aratka
>>10952812
You really want me to swear you in don't you
>>10952812
>raffs
>>10952546
>>10952812
I'll give you the rare chance to fix my typo
>>10952784
>Popeye jumps back, but not before having a part of his shirt sliced open by the sword.
>He lands a few feet away from him, but the impact from landing causes a can of spinach to roll out of his ripped clothes, rolling away from him.
Me spinach!
>He lunges forward, hoping he can get to the aluminum cylinder in time
>>10952784
>The Scyther ducks and raises his bladed arm in the air, cutting one of the bullets in half, both halves tapering off into different directions.
Looks like only weirdos and freaks gave me stuff. Wh-whatever, you guys called my bluff.
>>10952825
Don't swear
>>10952546
Lum!
>>10952855
>>10952864
Give her my spot.
>>10952855
Get on with it.
>>10952855
>>10952869
By the way, keep his name as is. Don't fix it.
>>10952870
I really need to work on my speed, it feels like this is happening too often, you know?
Thanks a bunch!
>>10952855
OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT!
Wait...I'll give you stuff. How does a caved in skull and several severed arteries sound? Good enough?
Anyways...LET THE GAME BEGIN! I'M ITCHIN FOR SLAUGHTER!
>>10952855
I am very sorry for not giving you a gift! I did not fully read the entry conditions, it is my own fault, and I am very much sorry.
>>10952855
>>10952676
>>10952603
Slow bastard, give this weird guy my spot.
>>10952855
Mister Subaru, that's unusually unkind of you. Regardless, best of luck out there everyone!
>>10952869
I am unsure of the authenticity of this sea, but in the case it is true; I, Reigen Arataka, that's A-R-A-T-A-K-A, accept this challenge.
>>10952825
>>10952883
No problem, kick some ass.
>Runs off.
>>10952846
>Zer0 lets the man go and grab the can that just rolled out of his shirt, as he has bigger fish to fry at the moment.
>>10952854
>Namely, the opponent that just cut one of his bullets clean in half. The assassin raises his katana again and dashes forward, his blade swinging out to meet the insect's arm.
>>10952855
I am already
in quite the battle. This can
be extra practice.
>>10952855
My participation should be enough, won't it, Host?
>>10952855
>things Subaru has after this game
>Ornn's Time
>Ran's kissu
>Brownie's group CD
>Nemuri's "hands on" training"
>Ikkun's """friendship"""
>Zer0's succ
>A backpack
>A car named after him
Not bad.
>>10952855
O-oh.
>>10952906
LET HIM SLEEP
>>10952906
awwww, too cute
still
>no shovel
>>10952898
But he already shares a name with a car.
>>10952855
Show me your so-called justice~
>>10952924
>no lighter
HJJHHHOFGHOGHOGHOGHOOONKGH
>>10952936
>~
Neck yourself
>>10952927
That's still seven other things. Some of them have no value at all.
>>10952894
>As the robot goes to fight the bug, Popeye manages to grab the can of leafy vegetables, before popping it into his mouth.
>He is much stronger now, with muscles that could leave a dent in the hunk of metal. He cracks his knuckles, waiting for the assassin's next move.
>>10952943
>do not
And we're ready! The cut off was the wrestler guy, so sorry for the people that were too slow!
>>10952898
Make note of it. These are the only real tributes, and I rigged it for one of them. The rest of these guys are fodder that's meant to challenge these real tributes!
That's not very nice~~~~
>>10952956
DO?
>>10952962
>Make note of it
Noted.
>>10952962
Pleasant chat this has been, I will remember it when we meet again in the woods. Or not. It would be a shame if you had to die by my hand.
>>10952972
>do fucking not
FOCUS
WE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
>>10952962
I am.
>>10952894
>The Scyther charges forward with his arms, catching the katana in a basket-like defensive maneuvre, his scythes arranged in an X over his head. The insectoid strains his gravelly growls in his attempt to hold off the incoming blade.
>>10952962
>The Scyther and the Lycanroc sit there and laugh like scary-sounding animals
What the hell is going on with these cute posts
>>10952947
Nope~
>>10952962
Who said you could afford to be picky?
WE AWAKE IN A PLACE WE BARELY RECOGNIZE
HYPNOSIS
Most shameful thing you're willing to admit GO
>>10953013
My life.
>>10952962
>>10952985
Regardless, best of luck out there and let's hope it doesn't have to come to that next we pass.
>>10953013
I once convinced my nephew to eat dog shit
>>10953013
Why are we doing this now?
Day 1:
Starfire impresses us all with her skills, but I'm not too impressed. I've done that before and I'm not even an alien. Oh, and are those things on her forehead eyebrows? They look like code readers.
Lum had a sex change! Hahaha! That's what you get for not giving me anything! Unlike you, I'm kind enough to help you along the way of your unwritten path. You pretty much owe your life to me.
His beast! How could you do that, sketchy business man!? He's been looking for the beast since forever! You better take responsibility and make up for this!
>>10953013
Game's on, faggot
and you can justify it all
YOUR BACK IS UP AGAINST THE WALL
AGAIN
>>10952962
What's with the faggy body armour, chump?
Only pussies wear body armour in a battle to the death! What kind of excuse for a man are you, bitchmade?
All I need to win is my muscles! And I'll prove it by crushing every single tribute here! HAH!
>>10953013
My sister and I fucked once.
>>10953028
It keeps making wood puns for a reason.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
YOU GOT WHAT YOU ASKED FOR
DID IT FIX WHAT WAS WRONG WITH YOU?
ARE YOU LESS THAN?
GO LOOK WHAT YOU GONE DONE
COME, WELCOME OBLIVION!
DID IT FIX WHAT WAS WRONG INSIDE?
ARE YOU LESS THAN?
>>10953044
Hey , Red.
>>10953028
That girl has unnatural strength in her decievingly delicate looking hands! The apple stood no chance!
>>10953013
I'm afraid of escalators
>>10953013
>Scyther likes the taste of human meat
>>10953035
These are just my clothes. Wearing body armour would be too loud, my lord.
>>10953028
Dead already. Too many earthquakes.
>>10953013
Jerked off in a public pool full of people once.
Still not ashamed.
I wish Brownie would post more.
>>10953028
Kyaaa! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
>>10953028
>It's impressed with what the animal-looking human can do as it teams up with it
Night 1:
Remember when I told you to take note? Well, this is why. The power of friendship triumph over everything else.
Kyoko, you know what you've done. The reason behind these nightmares is because you didn't give me anything. I would've even taken a cool looking rock, but noooooo, you give me nothing.
That bandicoot looks like he already made a duty.
>>10953031
But I want to read embarrassing things that've happened to people.
Ocean man
>>10953105
take me by the hand
>>10953013
Had sex with my wife (now ex) in our pool while our son swam with us.
>>10953098
Only if you make a pose like I saw in my dreams once!
>>10953003
>Zer0's blade comes to a sudden halt as the animal catches it. He struggles to push it forward, to break the insect's hold on it...
>>10952952
>...So much so that he doesn't notice Popeye's transformation into a hulking man-beast.
>>10953028
>That he can sneeze is impressive. A digital sniffle follows it as Zer0 looks at Kayama.
...Sorry.
>>10953098
>Feeds Kayamo by cutting apples and feeding him with his mouth
>>10953116
your wife's son now.
>>10953098
Swords, s-so many swords!!
>>10953076
Uh...wrong guy? i was talkin about Berkut's armor
You are fine for now, kid. Don't die too quickly now. At least not until I get to you~
>>10953098
LET'S ATTACK THEIR CAMP NOW! I CAN'T FUCKIN WAIT ANYMORE!
>>10953126
Yeah, but I don't give a shit. He's a little faggot, and she cheated on me. I ain't a fucking cuck.
>>10953122
>The overgrown bug's blades and his lower body strength is impressive, as it lunges forward underneath the blade. He swings one of
>>10953013
I haven't really done anything I'm ashamed of, but I will say something that saddens me.
I'm sad that people believe my online and real life personas(lel) are the same.
>>10953098
All right, I've had just about enough of people intruding on me today. I'm willing to let you leave with your life so long as you go and never return.
>>10953087
Oh, Mister Adachi. I kind of wanted to apologize for my treatment of you this morning. I can admit I got a bit too defensive too fast.
>>10953122
>>10953149
>his blades backward in an attempt to kill him...and stops short, choosing to spare Zer0 instead.
>>10953156
Oh it's fine, I understand your actions given my reputation.
>>10953155
Adachi, I don't know how to tell this but technology and humans will permanently fuse together within our lifes, your internet and real life personas will be the same.
>>10953188
Does that mean I can use multiple personas like Yu Narucucki?
Day: 2
That's interesting that you're able to get so close to a living legend, Popeye. What's your secret? I want to surround myself with people...er, creatures...gods like that!
Oh, nevermind. I guess Gas Can got his beast after all. You know what they say, "He who makes a beast outta himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man". It must feel good being Gas Can.
Ikkun, are we going to have a problem? Talking to that girl when you could be talking to me? I'm going to have to rethink rigging this for you...
>>10953122
>>10953177
>Popeye goes up to Zer0, tired of waiting he taps him on the shoulder.
Hey bud, you're forgetting someone.
>>10953197
You could even have a Stand.
God I love technology
>>10953149
>>10953177
>Zer0 braces himself for the searing pain to erupt through his chest, but after a moment realizes that the insect had spared him the pain by stopping short of disemboweling him.
What...?
>>10953202
>In his confused state, Zer0 turns to look at the man. His helmet beams out "?!" as he sees what he has become, and the assassin repeats:
What...?!
>>10953198
>The mantid pokemon crosses his arms and taps his foot as he looks up at the strange woman
>>10953204
I swear to god if I acquire a Stand and it's something cabbage based, I will commit seppuku.
>>10953198
I see you weren't kidding when you said you were rigging the game, fucker!
>>10953098
If you're implying what I think you're implying than that really would be nonsense. Though this Gravity Falls is quite the nonsical place already, artifacts like this horn deep in temples with far too primitive security guarding it.
>>10953198
>My fault to enter a game like this while having my attention slightly split somewhere else. I may have to take back my gift at this rate.
>>10953202
Yeah, me.
>shoves you out of the way and cracks his knuckles.
>>10953223
You'd get Super Fly
>>10953215
>Inexplicably, the insect indeed spared him, and flew off as he could predict what would happen next judging by the mariner's giant arms
>>10953215
Yeah, what's it to ya to you too.
>Without saying anything else, he delivers a massive uppercut to the underside of the robot's head, with a force that can be compared to a tiny explosion
>>10953098
I can't ever seem to catch a break here. Always with the deaths that make me feel like just another extra in an end of the world movie.
>>10953198
Stop and think about this for a second. Why would a ROBOT be carrying food? To be honest, I kind of felt it to be too cheap of a method to win like that.
>>10953223
It kind of feels like you'd get something perception based.
>>10953198
Silly kitty. What'd you expect?
ATTENTION: SOMEONE DIES A VERY IRONIC DEATH
>>10953097
What a strange little dragon. Khajiit should be wary of it...
>>10953156
Khajiit is innocent! He has not taken anything.
>>10953257
>A fan runs up, hugs Miss Brownie, and runs away, tripping and falling, but then gets up and keeps running.
>>10953266
>this slide
Time to go on anti-depressents.
>>1069693
...pation.
>>10953266
DELETE THIS!
>>10953198
>>10953231
>She nervously sings a haiku
>>10953266
Come on! Get me not him!
>>10953288
nice
>>10953251
>>10953253
>The force of the uppercut sends Zer0's light form absolutely flying, his body only stopping as he smacks into a tree, cracking it straight down the middle. As he slides down the trunk, the assassin groans in pain.
>>10953098
>Then he gets bit by a snake and fucking dies, respawning outside the Arena, still in agony as he lays on the ground.
A misjudgement with
deceiving appearances.
Pass the painkillers...
>>10953266
I've got it! Let's serpentine through the trees until we lose it!
>*sounds of combustion and screaming in the distance*
Oh, sprockets...
>>10953321
>A masseur hands Zer0 painkillers
21 of you ungrateful jerks died. Ikkun, you could have prevented this. I was trying to help you win until you betrayed me like that.
Brownie and Nemuri-sensei are the only two left. Place your bets.
>>10953266
>Tack watches from a crack in the wall of his shelter, cocking his head from side to side and squinting his eyes to get a better view of the destruction the dragons pass onto the town. He hopes to himself that the beasts decide not to barbeque his refuge, satisfied with spectating them far away.
>>10953341
>WOAH
>>10953288
Holy fuck.
>>10953341
It looks like more of the unfortunate survivors will be joining me in this ravine. Good thing this place has television so I can still watch the current events.
>>10953336
Where does "Oh sprockets' come from?
>>10953321
>He goes up to the mangled robot, lifting him before pinning him against the tree.
Looks like these barbaric muscles really do pack a punch! Aguhguhguhguh!
>He reels back another punch, his fist just behind him, clenched as it was about to deliver another blow.
>>10953288
nani
>>10953341
>Surprised to see the difficulty the two odd characters are having with the jar, Tack opens his eyes wide and smiles, slowly approaching them and offering a hand. When the jar is handed to him, he effortlessly twists the lid off and hands it back to the two of them before walking off nonchalantly.
Who has good RP?
RECREATION NIGHT:
Yo-you guys look like you're having fun! Mind if I-- N-No? Okay, that's fine. I didn't want to have fun anyway...
>>10953370
>turns the television off
Yeah, I don't think so. You don't get that kind f luxury.
>>10953388
Baron is amazing.
>>10953388
you
>>10953388
you <3
>>10953341
I may regret the loss of recharge time but no one else is breaking into my camps!
>>10953371
>"Localization" of a term she uses to express exasperation.
>>10953288
>Oh god you bastard
>>10953266
I BLAME YOU!
>>10953400
B-B-B-But why?! Kuroko wants to enjoy the show!
>>10953288
Can someone explain this to me? I don't get it.
>>10953309
Gathering supplies
in silence is not welcome.
A haiku is fine.
>>10953341
Even with the powers of rigging, something like a dragon is far too much, even if it will be a painless death. Either could win and I could think nothing different.
>>10953339
>The assassin pops the top off and somehow absorbs them into his body. Regardless of method, he feels a bit better. Enough that he can sit up, helmet projecting out "...".
Thank you.
>>10953377
>Zer0, currently pinned against a tree, does not move. He doesn't even appear to be breathing.
>Then, suddenly, the hologram projection of him explodes beneath Popeye's hand. It appears the assassin activated Decepti0n to turn invisible and get the hell out of there. Where the actual Zer0 is now is a mystery.
Day 3:
I wonder why Brownie and Nemuri-sensei are having a hard time. These people are fodder. What's the hold up?
>>10953424
>Host Subaru points to the waiting room where all the other ungrateful jerks sit and wait
Feel free to join them. Maybe next time you'll wise up.
>>10953404
>Lies
>>10953388
>Adachi and vino were amazing when they actually did that
>also
>>10953377
>>10953354
>>10953321
>>10953269
>>10953251
>Are really good too
>tfw tournament guy always dies when I finally start getting kills
>>10953459
>Drags herself over to the room
>Waits
>>10953468
Same!
I'm fucking cursed!
>>10953461
This.
RP more you homos.
Night 3:
I...wh-what? Why are you two doing this to each other!? O-One of you has to win!
>>10953461
You're good when you're good, Baron.
>>10953461
>tfw first time your RP got called good in like 1,5 years
imma cry a bit
>>10953400
I think I'll sit this out. Green rooms are always full of shenanigans.
>>10953459
I'm willing to admit it may have been a bad idea to try to chase down a Hunter in his natural environment.
>>10953468
Hello, me.
>>10953461
I had fun with your Landkarte
>>10953507
But how will I know when I'm good?
>>10953507
I told you about mares, bro! I warned you, dog!
>>10953517
It was Baron though so you still have shit rp
>>10953517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bix44C1EzY
>>10953540
Yeah I noticed after I wrote that... fuck.
Fuck you though for pointing it out.
...
>>10953527
>When you start having fun and stop worrying what I or anyone else thinks
>kissus
>>10953507
Uhm, you know that only works in movies righ-
...
Well played.
>>10953560
What if I have fun from people saying I have good RP and worrying what they think, huh?
>Adachi
>RP
>Topkek
>>10953560
http://poal.me/aemkoq
>>10953558
Just kidding I love you
>kissu
>filename
>>10953592
You wouldn't say that if you knew who I am.
>>10953591
One smug to rule them all!
...
>Subaru leans in and gives Eddy and kissu on the cheek. He whispers "You weren't supposed to win, you mistake" into his ear before retreating
...
>>10953604
Wow, he's really smug.
>>10953585
Adachi roleplays more than you know.
>>10953608
If you any of these
>>10953377
>>10953354
>>10953321
>>10953269
>>10953251
>>10953255
>>10953261
Then yeah, I like you.
>>10953604
>letting Crendor win
I have no idea who Tack is but you should have rigged it for him.
I hope you're all happy.
>>10953560
>She moves slightly to the left and dodges thanks to a bullshit 50% evasion passive.
M-my lord, please dont do that. Unless you really want that to be your gift.
>>10953523
>I did too, but I realised I just couldent play them for long.
>>10953631
secret ava tho
>>10953608
There's only 4 people you could be.
Especially you, Tourny Guy.
>>10953427
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/1069597/#1069693
>>10953625
Ha~! Good work! And thaanks.
>>10953644
So? It's good rp, and I like good rp.
>>10953625
Congratulations.
>>10953638
Thank you.
>>10953604
>Wipes off the kiss.
At least it wasn't from the Kankers, now for a victory dance!
>>10953633
>Crendor
>folder isn't built from Google images
Nah
>>10953625
This game was a scam.
Thanks
>>10953659
>>10953661
>forgot graphics
>>10953604
>Screams into the pillow
>(Muffled noises)
>(Translator's Note: muffled noises mean "The pink one wins again! How?! My turn when?!")
>>10953631
>Small squeal of happiness
>>10953638
>(Muffled noises)
>(Translator's Note: muffled noises mean "Thank you for the game...")
>>10953604
>>10953625
Well, that ending took quite the swerve. Congrats to Mister Eddy and big thanks to Natsuki-san for hosting tonight!
>>10953625
Kharjo wonders how the little boy became so strong. He was victorious twice now.
Still, Kharjo wishes him well.
>>10953638
Khajiit thanks you for your hospitality.
>>10953633
>That would have been tacky.
>>10953633
Parker isn't Crendor.
>>10953638
Not bad at all.
>>10953675
Don't worry, your time to be awesome will come soon enough!
>>10953564
>Nurses Brownie back to health
>also rubs her boot for good luck, then runs away from the battlefield
>>10953650
Those being?
>>10953658
I'll take that compliment.
>>10953625
>Congratulations.
>>10953638
>Thanks
>>10953643
Who do you think you are, dodging my kindness like that? I'm fine with being disrespected once, but twice is far too much.
>>10953661
>>10953671
You...you're mocking me now. Stop dancing and think about what you've done. You got your win for nothing and your 10 minutes of fame for free.
>>10953659
>>10953654
>>10953675
>>10953684
>>10953686
I don't believe you lot, but you're welcome.
>>10953707
>trips
>cuts hands off
>takes them with him
>>10953701
How? Just how can the universe be this unfair?! I've seen you win twice and me, narry a chance at victory!
>>10953687
>hands you a balloon
>>10953715
The 4 people in the bottom of this post >>10953461 that aren't Asgore.
>>10953718
Please, dont be like that my lord! It is difficult to stop a ninja's instinct to dodge anything incoming. I meant no disrespect, my lord!
>>10953638
>thanks the host
>>10953631
>>10953461
(Not that guy, but thank you!)
>>10953735
>Shoots the balloon
Fuck you.
>>10953718
Well you know what they say, the one who wins is the one who deserves it the most!
>>10953732
Just you wait, I had to go through a bunch of games to get a win, maybe you will too if you keep on participating.
>>10953736
Yes, that much is obvious. But one of those is my secret ava.
>>10953718
BELIEVE IT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhAeVfpy_Mo
First 48
>tfw you're not a secret ava and just joined cause you wanted to
>>10953759
No god damnit I'm supposed to do that
>gives you another balloon
>pops it
................................heh............................
>>10953773
Scyther
>>10953773
Stu
>>10953765
I'll just have to watch closely and compare everyone I've seen to them.
I will find you.
And I will kiss you.
>>10953773
Bait tester Kyoko Needleworker
>>10953798
Aww, poor you...
>>10953773
Do I enter or not enter? I don't understand, Lenny, what are you trying to tell me?
>Johnny
>>10953773
Araragi Karen
>>10953773
Baitboy
>>10953794
no deal
>>10953800
If you still want to, I will gladly take it.
>>10953789
I've been wondering, are you from PAR?
>>10953773
Po-....kys
>>10953773
Spag-eddy
I'll host a real game in a bit if this is in fact what it claims to be
>>10953773
Cinnamon Bun
>>10953773
Emi
>>10953773
the last thing you see before you die
>>10953842
>stabs you
>takes your hosting materials
>goes to a new thread
>>10953773
Recolor Dog
>>10953773
Jiro Hitoyoshi
>>10953824
>The Scyther shakes his head 'no'.
>>10953716
>>10953758
You both are welcome as well.
>>10953761
And you deserve it how? You're nothing but a square-headed boy with dumb hair and an affected tongue. You won't even live long enough to savor that win.
>>10953751
I'm angrier over the fact I didn't get anything from you, and then you blatantly ignore what I said. You don't have the right to call me "my lord".
>nobody even thinks to look at the image limit
Sigh
>>10953875
Ah, alright. Regardless, if you're new, welcome to HG!
>>10953865
Don't call best dog that.
>>10953773
Shirai Kuroko
>>10953883
B-But based Lenny wouldn't bait us! He's just not going to host!
>>10953773
Sakura Futuba
>>10953880
Gee, you don't have to be that sore about it, maybe that's just how it's supposed to be.
>>10953880
>Kyoko suddenly bursts into tears clutching subarus leg
I'm sorry my lord!! I didn't mean it!!
>>10953773
Monstar Butterfly
>>10953938
i wanna fug the bug
>>10953893
>Thanks the anon