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POST BUTTS!

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>>10944005

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(If you don't like the starter, doesn't matter, I can come up with something else.)

>Zarya looked at you blankly, her lips pursed and her eyelids half open, giving off an overwhelming sense of skepticism, disbelief, and frankly, smug self-righteousness. She tried not to be so dismissive of other's ideas so handedly, but you were, while not best friends forever, close enough that she had no qualms with calling out your bullshit. Or, what she would define as bullshit.
You vould 'ave me believe 'zat you can command anyvan who wvotched 'zat video?
>She asked with hand on her hip, the other massaging her brow.
I 'votched 'ze silly video. It does nothing. Please, stop acting like fool- you're smarter than this.
>Said Zarya, both reassuring and condescending as she pat your shoulder.

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>>10944005

>>10944108
Cute butt.

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>>10944005

>>10944142
lewd

>>10944142
Shy?

>>10944134
>you will never share a drink with the oni

>>10944096
It didn't? I could have sworn... Eh, maybe you didn't use the right player.
>He gave a headshake and a light shrug, giving a sheepish grin to the other as she pat him. She hadn't believed? Good. It would only make the second phase of sorts all the more delicious. Still, best to keep her in delusion for time being.
Still, deal's a deal, and I wouldn't dream of stiffing you. Lunch it is then, darling?

I just watched Akira for the first time and I need to get my brain off that total mindfuck.

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Okay Maki, you can do this...
>The Pizza delivery girl is standing in front of a nondescript door, in the middle of wherever the fuck, with a piping hot pizza lying in it's box. She takes a deep breath as she raises her fist to knock on the door; however she pauses right before doing it. The poor girl gnaws at her lower lip as she begins stomping her foot, a little upset at herself that she can't even do this. She really doesn't want to mess up, but it's hard to mess up when you can't even do what you're supposed to be doing! She takes a deep breath and finally knocks on the door, before loudly, and kind of awkwardly proclaiming.
PI-PIZZA DELIVERY!

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>>10944224
Ha!
>She let out a hearty guffaw, bringing him under her shoulder with proportionate strength as they started to walk. Zarya wasn't exactly a gracious victor.
Yes, and I 'vill eat my full!
>She threatened, half-jokingly, happy to have won such a silly and easy bet.

>>10944270
Hey look, it's Jinx.

>>10944270
Wow, thanks, I been dying for one of these! Eh-


Where's my drink?

>>10944270
Why does this girl look like Jinx?

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>>10944288
>>10944318
You mean like the Teen Titans villain? I don't look anything like her...I don't have the weird hair, or the stockings, or the chest...or the skin.

>>10944310
Th-Thaaank you very much! I sure hope you en--wait what? Drink? What dr--...ooohhhhh...

Is Asami and Korra still here?

>>10944272
Nh-! Y-Yes, of course of you will.
>He leaned against her side as they walked, smiling quietly to himself.
Just what do you think I would have done if that'd have worked, anyhow?
>A mild distraction to give it time to 'set in', according to the instructions. Hopefully it'll work before she ravages his wallet...

>>10944327
My drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp?! Don't tell me you forgot my drink!

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>>10944365
I-I-I...
>"Oh crap, I totally forgot this guys drink! Uhhh, think fast Maki, think fast!"
Yo-Your driiink is uh...
>Maki skiddles back down to the car and takes out the half drunk bottle of Diet Dr.Pepper that she was drinking. She quickly skiddles back up to the door and hands the man his drink.
Th-There we go! we didn't have any Dr.Kelp, but we haaave that!

CARDS NOW

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>>10944432

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>>10944349
'Ow should I know?
>She asked, her wording sounding harsher than intended; it was a second language after all. Zarya continued to look forward with a furrow brow, pondering the question, before she began to snicker.
Bah'- knowingh' you, probably sometheeng, ehhhh, how-you-say.. for weakness?
>It was almost unrecognizable in her accent, but she still turned to confirm it as the right wording.
You know wiff' 'ze "oh no, you mast' feex my car, strongh' man!"
>Zarya made her voice higher as she said it. It was difficult for her not to laugh. Not just the voice, but to pretend she didn't know every piece of her engine. More than that, it was the implication of raunchier things that those silly scenarios always lead to.
Or mayehbe' you juss' act liek big man, you know, "do zis, do zat!"
>She tried to put on a stern face for her impression. It was hard to imagine his stupid video having ever worked. She almost felt bad making fun.

>>10944339
Yes but I'm Zarya right now.

>>10944460
Snrk-! You know me far too well. Though you are SLIGHTLY off the mark...
>A glance down at his watch. This SHOULD be in the estimated time frame now...
It'd probably start with something simple to make sure it worked and all. Like oh, I don't know, give us a peck, /darling/~?
>A glance up at the other, the trigger word absolutely dripping with false sweetness. His claim of course being accurate, a kiss was simple enough, not to mention something she wouldn't likely do to him unprovoked (or at least not prior to a long night of hard drinking).

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>>10944460
>>10944499
I'm not sure if you're the same person, but do you remember this at all?

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>>10944460
>That pic
>Holy shit, Zarya isn't even my favorite Overwatch girl, but goddamn.

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>>10944534
>She couldn't help but laugh and roll her eyes at him, flicking a strand of her pink hair that started to droop in front of her face.
My mistake-
>Zarya said sarcastically with a lopsided grin.
I didn't know you'd haf' thought it through so 'vell to 'test' me.
>She couldn't help but smile at her gullible friend. It was clear that he still, in some small way, despite its obvious failure still believed it. It almost made her feel guilty for eating on his dime. Almost.
So then I 'vould obviously do sometheeng leik this?
>Asked Zarya, giving him a quick smooch on his cheek, of course just to clarify what his ludicrous intentions might've been.

>>10944537
That's me, and yes I remember- I always was sad that that one ended so prematurely.

>>10944563
The power of stronk.

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Hey, where are all the big dick guys?
Come onn...

>>10944606
Oh yes. Of course that would hardly be enough, for all I know the mood could have just taken you...
>A quiet hum, hiding his face for a moment to hide the rapidly encroaching smile (and admittedly slight blush at the kiss). He'd continue walking with his smug cohort until they passed a bystander.
...Well he was quite rude to us. You should give him a stern dealing with, shouldn't you darling?
>Another glance up before sliding out of her arm. 50/50 chances it would work, and if not, she'd likely just take the (wholly non-existent) sleight as another one of his 'moods'. Win-win really.

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>>10944658
FELLAS WE GOTTA STOP ENABLING THIS SIZE QUEEN THOT

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>>10944682
I'm not a hoe!
I'm a dick connoisseur, you bag of bones.

>>10944606
Same! So glad to re-establish a connection again. One of my favorite sessions so far.

How've you been?

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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>>10944563
>>10944658

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>>10944720
>Dick flexing
.......
WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK.

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>>10944716

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>>10944676
>Zarya didn't even have to swing, she needed only stick her arm out as they passed to knock the wind out of the poor man without a word. He'd be fine, but startled and breathing heavily for a few minutes. Maybe a light bruise at most. In any case, her focus was still on her companion.
Do not try and changhe' 'ze subjeckht.
>She said with a wag of her finger. It was clear to her that he might finally be giving up this charade, otherwise he wouldn't keep deflecting the conversation.
Remembearh', you lost feir' and square.
>Despite his weirdo nonsense beliefs, he was an honest guy, and Zarya only intended to keep him as such.

>>10944709
Alright- this is my first time posting in /erp/ proper in a super long time. I'd love to get back to that RP at some point.

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>>10944720

>>10944752
Ya, I get that. I came back from a couple of months of hiatus.

I wasn't able to finish reading your post in the last thread because it 404'd, but you said something about you not being on discord for RP sessions?

Cause I'd love to do the KorrAsami cuck session again.

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>>10944695

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>>10944809
What if... YOU'RE A THOT TYRING TO PASS THE BLAME ON ME!!

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>>10944809

Where all da furries at

>>10944752
Yes, yes, I'm aware, merely a time killer. You won. I am forever indebted and all that.
>A slight smirk, giving a glance back at the doubled over sod in the distance.
So where did you want to go? Or maybe you'd rather we just head back home and call out for something later, darling?

>>10944849
Where da spongegar at

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>>10944817
Bitch I ain't even got a dick anymore.

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>>10944780
I still have my discord, I just haven't been on as I've been on, as you put it, "hiatus". I want to get back to it eventually, but at least for the very immediate future, it's easier for me to just use the threads. Maybe once I'm back for a fair time and can consistently hold RPs, then I'll hope on the discord.

>>10944862
>Zarya clicked her teeth at his overdramatic antics and nodded in agreement.
'Zat actually sounds much bettair'.
>She tapped a finger against her chin, the other arm still draped around his body.
Oh, I mean "yves mastaairrrrr"!
>The muscular beauty poked fun, pretending to be a dazed zombie.

>>10944910
Sounds good love. Well we're friends on discord. I'm Squanchy, so hit me up whenever.

So what caused you to get back into it?

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Keru?

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>>10944924
Wait, hang on, wrong hero. Let's try again.
Keru?

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>>10944934
>>10944924
Keru?

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>>10944924
>>10944934
>>10944954
Keru?

>>10944934
You're adorable... keru...

>>10944961
Muh waifu

>>10944910
>A snort in response, pulling her arm against him tighter. This was going to be a lovely evening.
Now now, I wouldn't leave you THAT braindead. I'm not that cruel. Carry me back home darling? You know the way, right?
>Pleading eyes glanced up, tip-toeing slightly to play with her hair.

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>>10944924
>>10944934
>>10944961
Keru?

>>10944934
I want to help Tsuyu with her homework!

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>>10944968
If you're wiling to say stuff like that, how about you and me go see a movie or something? I promise I won't eat all the popcorn...right away.

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K-K...K-Keruuu...
>>10945005
(She's a goner, anon.)

>>10945010
W-What? I mean, yes! I'd love to see a movie with you! I don't even care about the popcorn, as long as you don't finish the soda.

>>10945015
Can I help her?

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>>10944922
Just have slightly more free time than the complete lack of it I've had recently.

>>10944978
>Zarya shook her head with a smile at his joke, as if he even -could- make her braindead, or anything brain related for that matter. That said, carrying him just made sense, so she picked him up bridal-style whilst still deep in thought. She was far stronger, plus this would keep him from stepping in any puddles; it was only logical.
Yes I know the way,
>She chuckled, his soft body held firmly in her arms and against her chest.

>>10945015
...Uh. Miss?
>Awkwardly poke her side. Is her tongue supposed to do that?

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>>10945038
Gooot anything in mind? I mean I don't really have all the money in the world, but a movie ticket and some food shouldn't be that much of a drain on my lil' money holding buddy. And I can buy you your own so--wait...no wait, YOU can buy your own soda. Guys are always supposed to pay, that's right.

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>>10944716
>>10944716
>Fireballs the alarm clock
I'm already awake you, shut your speaker!

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>>10945044
Depends if I ever feel like playing good ol' Tsuyu.
I'll only do NTR though. NTR and Owain.

>>10945077
>She thinks guys are supposed to pay
Who raised you!? How shameful!

>>10945077
Cute aloen queen!

>>10945080
NTR is my jam. Love teasing cucks.

>>10945054
Agh-!
>A slight squirm in the other's arms, not QUITE what he had in mind. In retrospect being a bit more specific with his words should have been thought from the get-go. Still, he made himself comfortable, pressing less-than-subtly into her chest. Mmn. Muscle.

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>>10945091
But;that's how it's done in all the TV shows and movies...So I just kinda assumed, y'know? I-I don't go on a lot of these, give me a break!

>>10945099
I go by Pinky now...but I mean Alien Queen waaas what I wanted it to be. Apparently Alien Queen could've gotten me into legal trouble, what a load of bull, amirite?

>>10945054
Oh I gotcha.

Well I'm glad you're doing good Trash. I hope we can play sometime in the near future.

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>>10945065
>Tsuyu doesn't respond, completely focused on the hunk standing in front of her.
Keru...
>>10945113
No no, anon. You'd be the cuck.

>>10945080
>when you're not even into cuckshit but you'd still do it for frog puss
mixed feelings

>People are so desperate they'd respond to an obvious shitposter

>>10945150
...Earth to frog-lady, hellooooo.
>Snaps his fingers in front of her face. Surely he wasn't THAT enticing.

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>>10945116
>Nearing their destination, the walk was relatively quiet as Zarya's thoughts wandered to thinking what kind of stupid requests her friend might've made had he won. Luckily, she was getting a free meal.. or.. was.. going home? She shook her head: The point was that things had worked out in her favor. She felt a nuzzling against her cleavage and cleared her throat at him.
Easy there.
>She said with a smirk. Happy as she was to carry him, they were still friends, and even the carrying was now unnecessary as they reached the door.

>>10945135
Ditto!

>>10945150
No no Tsuyu, I'm a bull.
>He said as he pulled out a cigarette and lit one.
Want one?

>>10945123
What kind of outdated tv have you been watching? Everyone knows the girl pays! Otherwise, how is she supposed to determine if the guy is worth it? You don't want to be blinded by money! Luckily guys are all about looks, so they don't mind the girl paying for everything. Win-win, see?

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>>10945215
I-...I feel like that's supposed to be the other way around? I'm honestly kind of lost here. I thought it was gentlemanly to pay for stuff, I mean I'm not against paying for things but; I'm kinda broke, and I only really have the money that's in my pocket, which is like...I dunno fifty bucks? I left my credit card at home and stuff.

>>10945244
Of course each should pay for their own. That only makes sense in modern society. I'm just saying, if you wanted to be fancy and old-school, the girl pays. Doesn't make it right, though.

>Trash is back fulltime now
Fuck year.
>>10945192
You know what sorts of times you might be online?

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Hey, whaddyall listenin to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL0XlxFeP_o

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>>10945154
You wouldn't get any anyway, cuckold.
Maybe if you beg...
>>10945197
Boriiiing. You're a cuck until proven otherwise.
>Tsuyu whipped her tongue out, knocking Anon's cigarette out of his hand.
That's bad for your health, keru. You shouldn't smoke.

>>10945192
Woops! S-Sorry. You're just uh. Pretty comfy.
>Mock embarrassment as he slid out of her arms, moving to unlock the door, holding it open.
Ladies first now~

>>10945293
Can I beg for a blowjob?

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>>10945276
But I thought...are you trying to mess with me? I mean I'm not against this kind of thing but...this goes against everything I've ever heard about dating!

>>10945293
...Or maybe I'll just take it.
>He grabbed the end of her tongue, giving it a harsh yank.
How's that sound?

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>>10945307
>She wasn't sure whether to be flattered or offended, and decided on indifferent, strolling inside. Zarya was fairly comfortable in his place at this point- they'd hung out there a couple times before, so she flung herself on the couch, and you could practically see the whole piece of furniture tilt to the side she sat on.

So 'vats the plan? Movie? Dinnair? Or isz' thees vhere you seduce me 'vith your mind powers?
>She asked, making a hand gesture and then giving him a very light, playful knock to the arm.

>>10945291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q8Xbi-A5QM

>>10945293
>As she knocked his cigeratte out of his hand, he grabbed her tongue and inspected it.
How the hell did you do that with your tongue?
>He asked as he pulled out another smoke and lit by using only one hand.
Everything is bad for your health. So are women. They drive you crazy...

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>>10945313
Only if I get to bully you for having a below-average fick.
>>10945340
Urk...!
>Tsuyu tries to tug her tongue back, hardly putting any effort into it. A warning should be enough for now. A hero shouldn't harm civilians, after all.
Thoundth lahme, anohn. Nohw, leht goh uf mhy tongue.

>>10945383
You can, please!

>>10945356
>Erugh. He'd alway's hated when she done that. Still, he kept his annoyance to himself, plopping down next to her and leaning against her shoulder.
What would be the point of seducing when you're already there? Though you're welcome to prove your new devotion however you like, darling~

>>10945383
Use your manners, missy~
>A forceful tug, wrapping an arm around her should it yank it forward.
The word you're looking for is 'please'.

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>>10945419
I heff' told you 'zat you are strange man, yes?
>She asked, leaning her cheek against her palm to face him. She loved her friend to death, but he needed to keep his delusions in check. "Devotion"? I mean sure, she'd do anything for him, but that's average friend stuff. Nothing weird there. He needed to see the absurdity of his game.
So 'zis is 'ze part where I get down and pledge myself, yes?
>Asked Zarya, having slid down onto her knees in front of the couch.
Oh, your bodee' isz' so vanderful'~
>She said mockingly, a thick hand exploring under his shirt as her face hung near his groin.
'Vat ev'er 'vill I do? Without y-
>It was in the tone of a helpless damsel, sadly, she got cut off as her words turned to mumbling, what with her mouth pressed against the fabric of his pants. I mean, sure, he was incredibly hot and basically irresistible, but that didn't mean he could just make up nonsense about mind control. He was being totally ridiculous, she thought to herself as she salivated over his crotch.

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>>10945379
>Tsuyu is being careless. Where'd all her training go?
>She tries to tug her to tongue back, hoping the slime coating it is enough lubricant to let it slip.
I'm... Rahiny Theathon Heroh, Frohppeh!
>Seeing him light up another cigarette, she sets it up as her next target.
L-Lehggo uf mhy tongue, keru.
>>10945396
Hm...
I'll think about it.
>>10945442
>Tsuyu holds her ground, letting a bit more of her tongue slip out. She tugs back with plenty more force, enough to warrant a bit of a tighter grip from Anon...
Ih thuddetht youh lehggo uf mhy tongue, keru. Ihth nohth nithe.
(Stop bullying my tongue bls, my chin is a mess)

>>10945519
Thank you so much!

>>10945519
hi peridot

>>10945519
Aw, you're so cute when you get frustrated. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll let go of your tongue if you promise to show me your real hero powers. Throw down with me with a quick skirmish and if you beat me, I'll drop the addiction, cold turkey.
>He then chuckled and grin at his next proposal
However, if I win, you gotta do what I say for 30 minutes.
>He took another hit off his smoke and smiled
Deal? Keru...

>>10945503
A-Ah, easy, easy!
>Hardly expecting this level of forcefulness, he bucked back slightly to regain his composure, before returning, a hand moving to give the one currently writhing beneath his shirt a squeeze, the other gingerly moving her head away from his suddenly tented groin ever so slightly.
Finish your sentence. Then you can get back to ravishing, darling.
>A slight smile down at her, free hand fiddling with the buttons on his shirt.

>>10945519
>It nearly slides out of his hand, prompting a much harsher tug, his free hand tightly pinching the tip.
Being a disgusting little tease is hardly nice either. Now let's try that again. Can you say 'please'?
(INFINITE BULLY)

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>>10945555
(Nice numbers.)
>Zarya sighed and looked out of the side of her eyes, seeing her goober friend get so worked up, so hot and bothered over his stupid, impossible fantasy. It kind of ticked her off. Or, maybe that was just because he wasn't letting her shove her face into his groin.
I 'vas only sayeeng, "vithout theese body to love, I am natheeng".
>It was really confusing how satisfied he looked even though SHE was the one that won! It was like he was buying into all his own bullshit.
Oh, and 'zen you'd probably have me take out your cock leik this, yes?
>She asked, inquiring about is dumb fantasy as she unzipped his fly to reveal that gorgeous member.

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Post avas you want to see played.

But that's not all! Post scenarios you want to see with them, too!

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>>10945621

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>>10945621
I want to summon an Altera and give her the good civilization of motherhood.

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>>10945546
Ih'm mohre contherned about nature, dhutht tho youh knowh.
>What's the worst he could do, anyway? And even if she lost, 30 minutes isn't that much time. It's a low risk/high reward situation, even if she doesn't know what Anon's Quirk is just yet.
>She gave him her usual uninterested glare, along with a shrug.
Fhine, dheal.
>>10945578
>Tsuyu only got more frustrated, annoyed that her tongue is still hanging out, slowly drying up. Unlike a classmate with a much more explosive personality, she doesn't have that much pride to swallow. If doing what he wants would avoid conflict, she isn't above doing it.
Gh... Pleathe, lehggo uf mhy tongue.

do you have to do the E part of ERP, or is just RP okay?

>>10945620
You catch on quick. I suppose I'll have to oblige, the last thing I want to do is deprive you of what you need most...
>He'd let go of her head to fiddle with his underwear, sliding it down enough for his cock to flop out.
Back to business, darling. A winner like you should be showing me how it's done~

>>10945680
It's usually fine if it's somewhat romantic at least. Just plain RP with nothing remotely sensual or anything is usually seen as pointless here.

>>10945640
>He smiles slightly, leaning forward to kiss her forehead before letting go of the tongue.
There we are. And now, you say 'thank you'. Catching on, froggy dear?

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>>10945690
>Even though he was submitting that she was the victor, there was something kind of off about it? She couldn't see him, what with his big smooth dick in the way, but she was sure he had a grin on his face. I mean sure, it smelled fantastic; Zarya was never really into perfume, but she would gladly smell like such an amazing cock all day- but that didn't give him the right to be so damn smug.
>If he was ever going to learn anything about women, he'd need to know nothing was more of a turnoff for a girl than a guy who's full of himself, she thought while running her hands excitedly up and down his engorged member. Oh god, was he short of breath now? Must be all that pumping she was doing- what an idiot her friend was. Admittedly his cock felt REALLY good in her hands, really meaty.
I cahn't believe you thought I 'vould fall for 'zat crap~
>Zarya said quietly, letting his precum drizzle her hair as she pressed her face firmly into his sack.

>>10945621
I need that awoos thighs around my ears

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>>10945700
>Tsuyu quickly rolls her tongue back into her mouth and wipes a bit of spit off her chin. After it's fully lubricated again, Tsuyu whips it out and smacks Anon, slapping him with stunning speed, like she would slap any other would-be pervert. Before he grabs it again, she pulls it back in and hides it inside her mouth.
Don't patronize a hero, keru. I have a license, ya know.

>>10945764
I'd be okay with being cucked. Maybe with Tsuyu doing it too

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>>10945786
Whether or not you're okay with it doesn't matter, anon. Kinda the point of it.

>>10945831
Yeah but it'd be hotter with some girls than others

>>10945831
Don't you ever post about NTR with Tsuyu again

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>>10945840
I guess you're right. A cute girl(frog) makes for a perfect hotwife.
>>10945849
Or what~? There's not much you can do about it, is there?

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>>10945742
>when you get too weird for your partner

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Well then.

>>10945919
Plus a cuter girl makes it all the more painful when she goes for another man

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>>10945924
Best case scenario, they busted and went to bed/lost interest.
Worst case scenario, you did get a bit weird and they didn't want to continue.
Either way, it's not really your fault, and you shouldn't dwell on it. If it makes you feel any better, I was enjoying it so far. You're pretty cute.
>>10945933
A bigger, stronger, more handsome man!
Yeah, a cute girl leaving you for someone like that will sting a lot more. I like the way you think!

>>10945924
>>10945742
(Apologies for the sudden stop, had a personal ish to deal with.)

Y-You're... Much too smart for that, dear~
>A sharp gasp, taken aback at just how forceful she was. What had started as simply messing with her had already gotten him bothered himself, a hand moving down to absently stroke her cheek.
A-Ahemn. Time for you to finish up and get your first reward, darling!

>>10945764
...All the more reason you should act like one.
>He glares at the other, stroking his wet cheek for a moment.
Next time I won't be so easy.

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>>10945742
>pic
very nice
orangekisses is a fuckin madman

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>>10946001
>Tsuyu shrugs again, hunched over a little.
Sexual harassment is illegal, keru.
You remind me of Mineta. He was a pretty annoying, little pervert, too.

>>10945991
Keep your cuck shit in your own lane, frogman.

>nothing but Tsuyu making out of character cucking quotes
See you guys later.

>>10946038
"Was"? You killing people in private now? Wouldn't be the weirdest thing I've heard about you.

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>>10946039
Keep posting what I like?
Got it.
>>10946061
Keru...? I didn't mean it to come across that way.
I haven't seen him since I graduated, is all.

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>>10945919
this artist does nothing but boner fuel

>>10946093
...Right. Well. I hope you've learned a valuable lesson about respecting your superiors. Or I'll have to bop you again.

>>10946093
You can post your dumb ooc cuck shit all you want.
Just keep it out of my rps bruv

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>>10946112
I know, right? So good!
>>10946117
>Tsuyu shrugs again, not really interested in where this is going.
If you say so, mister.

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>>10946133
I don't see how posting that kinda stuff is interfering with you, anon...
If you ask nicely, I might just stop~

>>10946136
>filename
that's her bag you dumb fuc

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>>10946154
I meant the cropped bulge, off screen, on Midoriya. I don't know about you, but it looks pretty bizarre for me.

taking 'stupid frogposter' to new levels

>>10946146
Kindly get bent.

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>>10946176
>>10946195
I dunno what's the deal with you guys. What's so bad about me posting what I like?

Who's lurkin'?

>>10946213
you are somehow worse than the trio of furry hypercocks a few nights ago
grats

Summoning Morrigan.

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>>10946223
Okay, why?

>>10946267
>why is cuckshit terrible
If (you) have to ask...

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Where the cute boys at?

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>>10946289
That's a very, very good question.

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>>10946289
I'm also asking that.

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>>10946279
I don't see how posting about my interest in a dead thread is so bad. I'm sure you were just as vocal when the hyperfurry trio was around a few nights ago, though, right? You're not crawling out of the woodwork because you know there's going to be little-to-no backlash from it due to the current thread's low activity compared to the lively thread from a few nights ago with the furry trio, riiight? Hm...

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>>10946329
Different guy, but people have been really vocal about it during peak hours. The level of smug you have about something you're wrong on hurts.

>>10946329
A, people talked plenty of shit about them, and B, they're still less insufferable than you are.

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>>10946309
Didn't know that you swung that way.
>>10946324
However I did know that you'd ask that.

Summoning Morrigan.

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>>10946360
Really? I though I displayed an interest in guys before...

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>>10946360
What can I say? Boys are the best girls.

>>10946347
Nevermind the moronic non-argument of 'this other thing being dumb makes my thing not-dumb somehow'

>>10946360
Cute traps should be fucked by cute girls until they're as straight as an arrow!

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>>10946399
You monster. YOU FUCKING MONSTER

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How bad of an idea would it be to pick this character up?

>>10946403
It's the responsibility of every cute girl to set these confused, naive boys straight. In more ways than one

>>10946399
Childhood is playing with traps as men
Adulthood is realising that girls feminizing traps is the best

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>>10946416
Paul will yell at you once then you'll be fine. One of the best Pokegirls, go nuts.

>>10946419
I'M GOING TO FUCKING STAB YOU

What's for breakfast, ERP?

>>10946416
50/50 chance of getting "t. Paul" replies every time you post but that's the only real downside
That said she's the best generic trainer type in existence so go for it

>>10946416
Go for it, we could use a Hex
The thread retard will get mad but he'll burn himself out, just don't let him discourage you

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>>10946356
>>10946347
It's a good thing I was lurking at the time and saw that there was, in fact, little to no shitposting going on. And the amount of shitposting that was present, was largely ignored save for a few circle-jerkers jerking the circle around. End result: Extreme shitposting only prevalent during low-activity due to personal insecurities and jealousy inherent in the average day-to-day cuckold.
Treatment: Take your waifu to a bar and find her a nice guy with a nice dick.
(really though guys, that was some good effort.)

>>10946416
Don't.
Every single person that ever tried to play one of the avas Paul's tainted, they all turned out autistic/completely fucking psychotic, just as bad as Paul (if not completely worse), or just Paul pretending to be someone else.
Save yourself. Play someone else.
Don't do this.

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>>10946433
I had Tim Horton's.

>>10946440
>if people don't respond to the complaints they weren't real
how much cuck porn does it take to melt your brain this hard

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>>10946440
/ntr/ is that way.

>>10946416
All NPC trainers are welcome
>>10946430
They're just like this because they don't know what a woman can really do. A night with a cute girl and they'll wonder why they even tried crossdressing

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>>10946440
Nice essay, but you're still wrong.

>>10946416
Fine as long as you don't do that retarded stutterposting of Y-YOU'RE G-GONNA FUCK ME R-REALLY HARD, R-RIGHT ANON

>>10946464
kys paul

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>>10944005

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>>10946451
It's more like
>If the majority doesn't respond to the complaints of the minority they weren't relevant*
But whatever feeds your frogs.
>>10946458
Nice dismissal-due-to-lacking-a-counterpoint, but you're wrong about me being wrong.
(this round had a little less effort but you get an A for participating.)

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I guess getting a Tsuyu ava is completely out of the question at this point.

>>10946485
that's literally the same fucking thing, stop arguing semetics
you've got an entire general for this shit, stay there for everyone's sake

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>>10946454
Never speak to me or my trap son ever again.

>>10946507
>trap son
Well, I'm not surprised you gave birth to a mentally-handicapped child.

>>10946495
Damn shame, just wanted to do some fluff, got shot down, wake up and it turns out to be cuck central
bullet dodged i guess

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>>10946416
I'm obligated to tell you to kill yourself

Now that that's out of the way, Don't be a fucking retard and stutterpost every single line and GOD DAMN YOU BETTER DO BIG TIDDY

You'll get shitposted by people thinking you're me also

>>10946485
>NOBODY WAS SAYING ANYTHING THEN
>yes they were
>I IGNORED IT
>it still happened
>THEY'RE THE MINORITY IT DOESN'T COUNT
Quit the goalpost shifting, you literal cuckold.

>>10946538
kill yourself paul

Summoning Morrigan.

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>>10944005

>>10946538
post your Hex Maniac folder so I can play her too
also kill yourself etc etc
also lemme know what your brand new, fresh idea for an ava is, so I can play them too
Post Mint ass btw

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>>10946568

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Reminder to report any and all pedophiles, it's the least you can do.
>>10946571
Enjoy the ban, pedophile.

>>10946578
#4 please

>>10946572
Christ, Paul.

>>10946580
>>10946595
kill yourself paul

>>10946580
>fellow anti-pedofag
ayyyyyy I thought I was the only one

Its a shame Morrigan is gone. Someone should take up the character, though. Fill the void.

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>>10946580

>>10946607
There's dozens.
Just report pedo shit and we'll have a grand old time.

Summoning Morrigan.

Summoning hyper furry dicks

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>>10946572
I have literally 4 hex pics rn lm a ooo

>>10946624
>ywn go lingerie shopping with an hm
kill me now

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>>10946612
I keep hearing the name Morrigan, but I have no idea who they are or what they do.
I guess I can play their character? This is what I got from google anyway.

>>10946636
That is the character. The previous writer was an ESL who came here just to RP and suck as much dick as they could. But they got in nice and close with Mecha and now they're gone, who would've guessed :thinking:

>>10946636
Morrigan is an excellent roleplayer who was chased off with shitposting along with other really good roleplayers.

>>10946636
>I have no idea who they are or what they do.
Then don't play her.

>>10946636
She's a succubus. She loves fighting, but mostly lives to just have fun and do exciting things(seriously, its how her species lives--if she gets bored for too long, she dies).

Very flirty. Is genuinely friendly.

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>>10944005

Alright girls, its nice and hot out. Let's see those swimsuits.

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>>10946655
>>10946649
Oh, okay, that kinda clears stuff up a bit. Well, I'm ESL too, but I have no idea who Mecha is. I keep hearing his name too but I'm pretty clueless.
If no one else wants to, I can make a folder for Morrigan and play her (when I can). Would that be okay?
>>10946667
I-I meant the personality, not the character. Sorry. I mean, I still don't know who Morrigan is as a character, but I can learn!
>>10946669
Haha, thanks. That helps! I'll try to read up on her character a little too, so I can get a better grasp on her personality.

>>10946636
The previous roleplayer doesn't care if they pick up their characters but she has a special place in her heart for Morrigan. Play her and this will seal the deal to say that Morrigan is gone forever.

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>>10946679

>>10946697

Her and Yoko.

Say what you want about him, the guy had great taste in babes.

>>10946692
It would be amazing to have a real Morrigan around. the Ava Morrigan stopped playing her a long time ago but, you will have to deal with Boco humping your leg.

>>10946701
You just posting her or do you play best lolo

>>10946705
Shut

>>10946708

Yes sir...

>>10946718
The fuck up

Hey I can say you turned an Ikaruga and Morrigan off now

>>10946705
Man I want Morrigan back into the threads. I couldn't care less if they're ESL but they did a good damn job milking dicks left and right.

>>10946737
As bad as he is, I don't think Morrigan leaving had anything to do with him. He genuinely seemed to like Boco.

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>>10946697
I just want to make sure no one else wants to play Morrigan. I'm ESL, and that turns some people away sometimes, so I don't want to make anyone upset, mainly because of "seal the deal forever" and stuff.
>>10946706
I just want to make you guys happy! I always see a lot of people complaining about lack of new people, and other assorted stuff. I have some spare time and I'd like to spend it making you guys happier!
And Boco is...?

>>10946737
This >>10946749

>morrigan pretending to be nu and picking up morrigan again
>making a big deal and not just coming back and playing morrigan
>>10946752
Off yourself.

Reminder that Morrigan is the reason why we have Boco in this thread.

>>10946761
Fuck off and kill yourself
New or not we might get a Morrigan again and I WILL NOT HAVE THAT TAKEN FROM ME FUCK YOU
KILL YOURSELF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10946761
If you truly believe this then you don't know Morrigan.

>>10946785
>ESL
>on at the same time as Morrigan
>casually OOCs just like Morrigan
This is her, you dumb asses.

>>10946749
I always figured that Morrugan just didn't know how to or like to turn people down
If I believe that they'd actually play til their hands hurt and multitask the threads and who knows how many discord sessions at once then I can see it

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>>10946761
I'm sorry, but I really am new! I never met avaMorrigan and I don't understand why you think I'm them. Did I do something wrong?

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Don't bully Morrigan.

>>10946812

Don't take it personally. Shitposting is just common in these threads.

>>10946812
Just play, don't respond to b8 and don't get a discord. That's the secret. If anyone gets mad at you just wait for them to kill themselves from the futility, like with owain

>>10946812
Definitely Morrigan. Kill yourself you attention whore.

>>10946812
Morrigan is shit, Llilith is bae

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>>10946812
Ignore the shitposts honey. Less attention you give them the better. Do the lewd thing and you'll be fine.

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>>10946827
>>10946832
Okay. Thank you for the kind messages, anons! I'll try to keep them in mind.
I just don't want to disappoint anybody, is all.

>>10946877
Just let us fuck Morrigan sooner than later, and maybe bring in Lilith too.

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>>10946876
I'll try to! Thanks for the advice!
>>10946883
I can't promise anything, but I'll try to show up later today, or whenever I feel confident about her personality and stuff. I'm excited to play her though! She looks really fun!

>>10946883
>>10946877

And let me marry you. (Kidding, kidding.)

Rip Morrigan

>>10946877
>I just don't want to disappoint anybody
Personally, I think it'd go better if you played someone you liked rather than popular request. But I guess starting like this and branching out can work, hope you have fun

>>10946908
Kill yourself Boco.

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>>10946922
Hm...
I just want to make people happy! I feel bad for people asking for this Morrigan to show up and they're left hanging all the time..
Maybe you're right though. I might be in way over my head.

>>10946971
You could still try later today and see how it goes, but also see if you can think up someone you'd like to use that you know. People will b happy playing with them too

>>10946955

Oh relax, I'm just kidding around.

>>10947004
>>10946708

>"""""new""""" Morrigan already somehow ignores Boco's posts

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>>10947001
I guess I can, yeah. Thanks for the encouragement! I don't have any other character in mind, since I just lurk and read RPs I'm interested in. I think I'll just stick to Morrigan for now, if I can get around to posting as her some other time.

>>10947004
You know how telling the same joke to the same group over and over, makes the joke unfunny and irritating? Your presence is that joke.

>>10947052
The old one never did.

>>10947067
Pick up CC since she's been highly requested as well.

>>10947086
who?

>>10947141
CC from Code Geass. Creayus twitter alone should be enough for a folder.

>sniffs ass

and morrigan was never heard from again

>>10947204
He said he would start later.

>>10947238
>>10947204
I know who this Morrigan is.
They will do no such thing.

>>10947247
That's probably the best outcome from setting them up to play someone who'll draw out Morrigan's old shitposting
People who actually told them to play her are idiots

>>10947275
Yep, best give up on ever seeing Morrigan ever again. The one that was posting was largely full of shit, and I know for a fact they won't be playing them. Even if they did, they'll get little more than shitposting, as seen here.

All the venom being spat around killed us

>>10947352
Thats the story of the threads, yep.

>>10947457
>when you just wanna get your dick wet but people physically can't shut the fuck up about drama
I can't even exert the energy to be mad about these fucks.
Except cuck shit.

>>10947352
It really kills the mood having to sit here for hours sifting through endless vitriol and shitposting before having a chance to RP:

>>10947485
The problem is that while some people can do that, there are many others who will just be put off by this shit or not want to ava due to the constant attacks everyone who gets known here suffers.

Someone thick please sit on my face and bully me

>>10947506
lemme rephrase
I can't even exert the energy to be mad about *insert ava on the shitlist this week*

Post cards.

>>10947581
but I only play one character

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>>10947581

>>10947602
Fine, bring 'em out.

>>10947617
no, I don't rp

>>10947633
Then you fit right in!

>>10947612
can i just ask what the fuck 'canada' is

>>10947581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhPLHBAO1Kg

>>10947660
a fucking LEAF

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>>10947660
Our home and native land!

>>10947660
America's hat.

>>10947722
what the fuck am i looking at

>>10947753
>people can't understand personification
It's a country turned anime grill. Is not that complicated of a concept, anon.

>>10947660

America's goody-two-shoes brother.

>>10947722
Canada! You're so cute!

>>10947762
>hetalia shit
>not even one of the good ones like belarus or poland
>literally just a character who's entire gimmick is DUDE I'M IRRELEVANT LMAO

>>10947790
why are you so mad?

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>>10947774
Thank you Mister Anon!

>>10947799
'mad'

>>10947828
Sorry, let me rephrase.
Why are you so butthurt?

>>10947824
I want to grope canada!

>>10947549
Yeah I feel you I'm the same way.

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>>10947824
Get out of here, Canada isn't even real.

>>10947987
why do you use pictures, again?
you are literally Anon

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>>10947904
That's sexual harassment...

>>10947987
O-okay I'll go..

>>10948016
Wait. Can you make me some poutine?

>>10948016
Sexual harassment? Are you calling me a criminal, Canada?
That's not very nice, is it?

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>>10948003
What's your problem with it?

>>10948034
It's fucking redundant.
Either play a real fucking character, or stop wasting the image limit you fucking cave-dweller.

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>>10948047
fine, it's a character. his name is Orange Hair.

>>10948062
Okay, now bend over orange hair

>>10948003
Because he wants to be recognized. Being a faceless anon doesn't appeal to him apparently.

>>10948062
Fuck off with the bullshit. Why the fuck do you use images if you don't have a character? Are you really, REALLY that fucking shit at ERPing you need to be a """character""" to be noticed/replied to?

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>>10948022
It's not hard to make anon! Simply fries, thick cut is the best, gravy and cheese.

>>10948028
Any unwanted sexual touching or comments are sexual harassment..

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>>10948075
50 bucks and my holes are yours

>>10948080
Is there a deeper problem here other than "anon doesn't like orange hair"?

Okay, found the sauce on the orange hair dude.
http://www.lady-first.net/sport/football/pulis-calls-for-transfer-window-changes-1079441.html

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>>10948116
wtf. This is not what I clicked on.

>>10948106
Yes, there is, you fucking troglodyte.
You:
-waste image limit
-do fucking nothing with your character
-Attention whore on a the next level
-have literally no benefit from posting your ""character""
You are literally the newest form of cancer to ever set foot in these cancer-pools of shitty threads. LITERALLY, Unironically, not-even-fucking-joking go and fucking kill yourself.
OR
Stop being a hack and play an actual character.

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>>10948128
Dude, thanks for finding this.
Thought I had lost the sauce.

>>10948138
I don't disagree with you, but tone down that edge.

>>10948106
Basically >>10948138
You are on a literal-who level where you wouldn't be noticed at all if you stop using images, but you are also on a cancerous-cunt level where you would BENEFIT from not posting images because people wouldn't know it's you.

>>10948102
Are you going to show us your tits or what?

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>>10948138
Well then. Sure.
You seem dead set on getting me to play an actual character, I'm all ears.

>>10948148
http://mangani.net/300512/never-understand/chapter-1 found the whole thing. Apparently his name is Yuri.

>>10948206
Didn't last time someone tried to suggest a personality, you told them not to tell you how you should rp?

>>10948206
I'm dead set on you not playing this not-Character you """"play"""" and doing fucking nothing and going fucking nowhere with it.
You're all ears to hear fucking what, exactly? Just how pants-on-head retarded you are? I'm not going to tell you what character to play, you find one for yourself. All I'm going to tell you is to fuck off to the shadow realm until you find an actual fucking character to ((((((play)))))) as, or disintegrate into fucking dust.
Kill yourself you absolute fucking waste of carbon.

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>>10948203
Why would I do that?

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>>10948268
Don't think that was me, man. don't remember any such thing-

>>10948275
dude it's a sex roleplay thread
calm down, i'm not trying to get a rise out of you.

>>10948292
Because if you don't, I will break your hockey sticks.

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>>10948305
NOT MY HOCKEY STICKS..
C-come on. You gotta be kidding..

>We have a zarya
I'm gonna nut