RWBY/RT Trash General #522: Cam Whore Jaune Edition
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>1. Read the Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UmEaBVGW
>2. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion
>3. Lick things to claim them as your own.
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RWBY Chibi episode 13 link:
http://wpc.1765a.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/6d1ba87d-1914-42ff-b91d-9bab8638f94c/index.m3u8
RWBY now in Blazeblue:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2Qw-ztFrK4
Volume 5 Weiss Character Short:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZAS_rzgCE0
>>10940711
Best slut.
Reese
>>10940711
Well at least they would fuck each other.
Absolute fucking degeneracy
>>10941116
Welcome to rwbyg
>>10941116
Agreed
Not only this general but the world
>Yes, Anon! Fuck me deep.
>Make sure you plant all that yummy baby batter DEEP inside my loving, warm womb!
>Hnnnng, Anon! I'm so close, and I know you are too!
>Cum ooooon! Put a bun in my oven! Let's make so many kids, the Arcs look like amateurs!
>Cum inside me and knock me UP~!!
>>10941601
Yang has an impregnation fetish?
>C'mon Anon!
>Don't you want to taste your warm, sticky cum mixed with mine, slide down your throat?
>Or don't you want kiss it into my mouth?
>I'd love to taste our love cocktail!
>Wouldn't you?
>I know you want to, it looks too enticing for you to resist.
>Now get your mouth over here and clean me up!
>>10941601
I don't even like Yang.
>>10941625
>>10941601
I'm getting very mixed messages here.
>>10941664
Obviously it's Emerald trying to mess with you
Ya know how there has been historical usage of drugs both official and unofficial before and during battle and that many nations used different ones?
I think I found mine. /pol/ rage threads, that's the shit I'll be hopped up on if I'm ever in battle
>>10942441
>if I'm ever in battle
>>10942441
/pol/ threads aren't going to make you into a berserker, they'll only make you into a moron.
>>10942592
nonono, an ANGRY moron
I was already a moron before /pol/, but after going to /pol/, it just makes you upset at the world
>>10942609
Anon, if you want to be righteously indignant, there are plenty of places you can go to read about atrocities that are probably more accurate than /pol/.
>>10942592
No but it will make me angry, which will make me fight harder against the hypothetical enemy that I am hypothetically fighting
>>10942619
>read about atrocities
Yeah. Against poor oppressed niggers of course good lord how could we ever let something bad happen to the poor oppressed niggers!
>>10942672
>it will make me angry, which will make me fight harder against the hypothetical enemy
no it wont, it'll make you even more stupid and kill you off faster, going into battle in a blind rage is one of the worst things you can do
what did we ever do to deserve pol-kun?
>>10940711
The "lick things to claim them as your own" rule is proving to be surprisingly versatile.
What if Reese is Mistrali nobility?
>>10942799
what if reese took regular baths
>>10942799
what if reese piece
>>10942892
what if i grabbed reese and snapped her in pieces
>>10942920
what if i snapped your fucking neck
>>10943010
i'd fucking scream and probably not be alive anymore
>>10943035
lick her feet
>>10943049
>>10943035
>>10943010
>>10942920
>>10942892
>>10942883
>>10942799
I'm gonna stop coming here.
>>10943083
Not a bad choice. These threads have pretty much gone to shit.
>>10943083
cya in 10 mins
>>10943083
Yeah it's gonna be a lot like this until October
>>10943083
Good. RWBYg has no room for doubters. If you can't commit to what we do here, then get out.
>>10943232
What is it that we do here, again?
>>10943279
Talk about husbandos and waifus, fight a bunch, suffer, masturbate
>>10943279
We innovate.
>>10943279
lick her feet
>>10943325
>>10943402
We also discuss niggers and all things related to niggers here in addition to designs and ideas for homemade, improvised and fictional weaponry and tactics related to them
What if Bolin, Sage, Russel, and Professor Peach were waiting outside of the RWBYg offices hoping to star in their debut what if, and YOU had to pick which one would have a what if made about them?
>>10943426
No /pol/-kun, that's just you, I dont care about what your poor little brain worries over
Reese
>>10943446
Sage, every time.
What if Ruby's house got raided by the ATF and they shot Zwei
>>10943535
what if had a catgirl fetish
>>10943535
lick her feet
...their probably covered in dog blood
>>10943426
Speaking of that.
Would you marry and settle down with Ruby after she got knocked up like in Jlullabys comic and father her mixed child.
>>10943578
>>10943578
yes especially if they came over every week for that same work out and she allowed me to watch and eat her creampie
>>10943578
If only she allows me to indoctrinate the baby once it gets older to eventually become a lone wolf shooter/bomber with absolutely no ties to me
>>10943598
>>10943611
>>10943621
Hey at least I'm getting rid of the clump of cells and not going full crazy like >>10943611
>>10943621
Is it time to make the Rube cry?
>>10943609
Wel...I guess youre the only one deserving of Ruby's love...I think...
>>10943712
will she lock me in chastity and sit on my face to let me get a up close look at those men fucking her?
>>10943737
No
What was the name of that one top down shooter where you move from room to room and you collect a lot of money and use weapons? It's gory as hell and has the theme of a game night kind of show
One of the basic enemies are dudes in green shirts and they have baseball bats, anyone know it?
Could Arslan use her semblance to cook things?
>>10943850
ask /v/
What if Ruby Started buying up abandoned properties in Detroit and turned them into her own little kingdom
>>10943868
Lick her feet
>>10943850
Smash TV! Fuck, I played that on Xbox Live Arcade when I was a kid. Fun times.
>>10943875
You're so cool, foot licking anon. You never give up!
>>10943887
As long as there are feet to be lick i'll be there feet, socks, shoes, sneakers, boots it don't matter
>>10943868
She just wants to own Robocop
What if Weiss created a fuck huge Abatis out of sharpened steel girders
>>10944138
Lick her feet
>>10944138
Lick her feet
I bet Weiss has really good feet.
>>10944211
LICC
>>10944211
Probably really well pedicured and well kept
>>10944138
Enslave her
>>10944234
Sexually or non sexually?
I have a hard time with Reese because for the majority of the time you're led to believe that she's actually cool and popular, but then in a few scenes she acts really autistically.
>>10944237
Sexually, I want EPW
>>10944271
EPW?
Jaune is for homo sexual
>>10944278
Eternally Pregnant Weiss
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_DOvEKLhdY
real fauna hours
>>10945645
real nigga hours
What happened to that waffleboy and his Greatest Freakout Ever videos?
>>10945939
>Angry post about tumblr here
If I wanted to get upset at Tumblr, I'd go to that rwde tag, thenks m8
>>10945939
RWDE is retarded? You don't say!
>>10940711
I hate Jaunefags so fucking much.
I want to make Yang into a momma.
I hope you all find happiness with your woman of choice and have some pretty kids.
>>10942759
Nothing, it's a site wide problem. /pol/ is no longer a containment board and it more of a lure for edgy alt right 14 year olds and we're left dealing with the spill over
>>10946202
We're hoping we avoid the kid part, buy y-you too!
>>10945939
Is there any specific reason to make Blake's parents a gay couple?
>>10946333
It's saddening for me that 4chan went from a genuine wildcard to a feverent minion for far-right politics. Maybe I'm romanticising things a bit, but that's certainly how it seems.
Uh, anyway, RWBY! I am quite excited for Volume 5! There should be some good fight match-ups coming.
>>10946348
No, it's just another white girl thinking she's a progressive hero.
>>10946358
I'm hype for vol.5. If the fights continue to be as good as Qrow vs Tyrian or get better then we're in the clear.
>>10942146
Oh my penis
>>10946116
>They reveal the LGBT character
>It's Neo
>Behind the illusion she's actually a hairy old man
>Never speaks because of the gravely man voice the Semblance doesn't cover
>>10946917
I want her to be a trap
> when Salem steps foot in Vacuo
>>10946920
With her semblance she can be whatever you want
>>10946942
>Implying May could resist these
I want to shrink Ruby and put her in my condom while I fuck her sister!
I want to punch Ruby in the face
>>10946642
Reese
>>10947914
The sniper that wore a tracksuit and beanie? What about her?
>>10947939
Wrong character?
>>10947939
>>10947956
Reese.
>>10947956
The one with a skid mark on her face?
This is Salem. Say something nice about her.
>>10947983
nonono, I think the one who broke her ass on the ice
>>10947956
>>10947979
Shit, wrong one. Reese is the girl who dresses like an monk and punches, right?
>>10948019
BOOB WINDOW
>>10948019
Hot bod
>>10948019
Toothy Vagina
>>10948082
What if that's my fetish?
>>10948101
Well prepare to have your dick get Ripped and tore like never before
>>10948125
Too late
>>10948030
No she's the one with the sniper scythe, go watch the show
What if Ruby shoved a live grenade up her ass and pulled the pin
>>10948215
Diffuse it with muh dick
>>10948215
Her aura will protect her.
>>10948220
Nigger you cannot just defuse a grenade in the roughly 3.5 seconds the time gives you
>>10948232
I don't give a fuck how strong your magic ass bullshit personal force field is it will not protect you from an explosion in your ass
>>10947256
>Implying anyone is attracted to old hags
>>10948019
i would fuck her
>>10948251
Nah she'll be fine
>>10948251
Nah, she'll be fine
what if a grenade explosion in the ass is what caused ironwood to lose half his body
>>10948251
Not with that attitude
>>10948251
>Nigger you cannot just defuse a grenade in the roughly 3.5 seconds the time gives you
His idea makes exactly as much sense as yours about Ruby putting a live grenade in her ass.
>>10948215
That wouldn't be a very Reese thing to do. No, what Reese would do is shove a lit joint up your ass, because she heard about suppository medicine and thought it would work with weed.
>>10948307
Was it one of those experimental stackable grenades were up to three grenades can be combined into one big one? If so how many did he put up there?
What if Ruby wanted to know who this "Octavian" person was? What would you tell her?
>>10948307
>Letting your robodaughteru see your robojunk
>>10948378
penny/ironwood is endgame
>>10948363
I would tell her that he was the best of us. The most RWBYg poster in all of RWBYg.
>>10948633
Expl;ain this
I wish it was Day 5 day. It is like a good TV show.
>>10948752
Delete this.
>>10948669
A character from the light novel. All I know about her is that Rokusho means copper rust, which explains her color scheme.
What if Ruby gassed you
>>10948913
Tell her dad on her.
>>10948936
What if she gassed him
>>10948957
Hold Zwei hostage
>>10948973
What if she gassed Zwei
>>10948995
Make a BDO character for her
>>10948633
>Jaune gets a loli.
Kek.
>>10948913
Then I would forcibly exorcise /pol/-kun from her by holding up a chart showing Trump's falling approval rating.
>>10949114
Am I just some fucking demon that regularly possesses Texan anime characters to you? And It's gonna take a hell of a lot more than that to get me out of there
>>10949140
Pretty much, yes. RWBYg are benign spirits that just make the waifus do silly things, but you turn them into violent thugs.
>>10948913
BRRRAP!
>>10949183
She likes it in there, huh?
>>10949112
Well...we already know he likes them short and flat.
>>10949163
Wait are you telling me that I've been fighting a Psychic/Spiritual war against the rest of RWBYg?
If so cool
>>10948819
>That look in Nora's eyes
>That finger wiggle telling me to come closer
MUH
what if you were playing splatoon 2 with ruby and she kept talking about how cute and pretty the characters were and she kept shifting her legs around
>>10949214
What if nora wiggled her finger at you while wearing this
>>10949218
Rape the lesbian lolicon out of her.
>>10949218
Remind her that spats are god-tier
>>10949204
>Jaune is a lolicon.
It all makes sense.
>>10949252
I want Cinder to sit on my face.
>>10949227
Try everything once
Huh...so they already (or just, however you look at it) doing the translation of RWBY The Session.
https://remnantscans.wordpress.com/2017/08/03/rwby-the-session-chapter-1-update/
https://remnantscans.wordpress.com/2017/08/10/rwby-the-session-chapter-1-part-2/
Post Gyates
>>10949309
Yeah, they are going all-in on this.
What if Neptune was a girl ?
>>10949412
>>10949464
I...I wanna waterboard her!
>>10949464
Mating press.
>>10949516
>inb4 Salem captures Nepunte and throws him into a kiddie pool
>>10949464
Being a cute dork is better than being a regular dork
>>10949199
Who wouldn't
>>10949644
God I want to hump that leg
>>10949464
Who is ready to not see Penny in a santa hat?
>>10949727
fuck you
>>10949727
>2 holiday chibi episodes
will they be released with the other chibi episodes or when the holidays are around? Also Penny will absolutely be there
>>10942146
I want to see Natalia Mars cosplay as Blake in a porno
>>10943578
Not a fan of the comic, but i'm interested to see what happens with her 3D model in that outfit
>>10948408
>penny embarrassed about people seeing up her skirt as a giant
MUH HEART!
>>10949727
Thank god for Piracy, because i'm not going to be a week behind Volume. 5 like I am with RvB, Chibi, and Camp Camp
give me Nora or give me death
>>10949820
>>10949837
You gave me both.
thank you ano
>>10949309
Don't know if I'll read this, but skimming gave some useful details:
So we've got the Starhead Industrial Company, a big corporation that makes dust mining machines and refiners. Guess the SDC doesn't have a total monopoly on dust stuff.
...And Sapang Island, a SIC R&D lab which they've recently opened a holiday resort on. Somehow, this feels fitting for a Japanese light novel.
Wonder if this stuff is canon? My guess is that they're working under the same maxim as the manga: "it's canon until it isn't".
>>10949727
Goddamn it, we're not getting Gavin learns to drive, are we?
https://twitter.com/TheMilesLuna/status/895697434789031936
>>10949820
>>10949837
What's her name ?
>>10949853
watch and learn
>>10949868
Thank ya
>>10949309
Is the whole damn thing gonna be focusing on Jaune
You guys 'member when?
Isn't Kerry a girl's name?
>>10950089
Usually for women I see it spelled Carrie.
>>10950105
T>>10950105
hat a US thing? Here in the UK it's spelt Kerry for girls, and for girls.
>>10950140
Probably more common to spell it Carrie in the US, yeah, variant of Caroline. Looking more into it, Kerry is gender neutral and of Irish origin
>>10949848
>>10949727
How the fuck can you be a grown ass man in Texas and not know how to drive?
B I T C H
>>10950264
Other people drive him around.
>>10950286
At least she wont end up pregnant
What Salem needs... Is a nuclear deterrent.
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG CMON
>>10949854
nora, she's also the character in your picture
>>10950352
What she needs to do is get over her breakup with Ozpin.
>>10949820
>>10949114
>yeah I totally trust the media which was wrong and maliciously misleading on Trump for over two years now with his approval ratings
Anti-/pol/ is even dumber than /pol/.
>>10950514
What's Nora's dick to ball ratio?
>Nora's sexy soft body will never be pressed up against you.
>>10950687
>She'll never make your mind go blank with the handjob to end all handjobs
>>10950742
looks like she's being pissed on
>>10950775
It's syrup
>>10950660
I like to think she's a solid 7 inchs with perky balls tight up rather than hanging low
>>10950742
>Anon still hasn't written the Futa NoraXAnon fucking during a thunderstorm smut
>>10950905
Feels bad man
>>10950648
Actually you can get his approval rating from unbiased aggregator sites. Like this one:
https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/trump-approval-ratings/
>>10951055
>>10951124
Yes.
>>10950264
How do you not know about the genuine looney that is Gavin?
>>10951149
Mate, that lad is proper mental!
>>10951149
gavin
>>10951149
He also lost a goddamn flame thrower.
*blocks your path*
>>10950905
>>10951075
I'm working on it.
My passion for writing just fluctuates a lot, so it takes me ages to actually finish shit.
>>10951286
As long as she doesn't have one of those gross vaginas.
>>10951351
>futa
>not having a vagina
So you want a dude then?
>>10950905
Why not just admit you want to get fucked by a man.
>>10951364
Dude wants Nora with a big cock and balls, how else will she get him pregnant?
I really wish you guys weren't influenced by my posts. I know you all look up to me as a hero, but you shouldn't. I am a loser. When you get older, I don't want you to imitate me.
>>10951439
who the fuck are you
>>10949933
Japan always fucking latches onto the guys. Fucking always.
Why are you surprised?
>>10951503
Not surprised, just disappointed
>Blindfold
>Ballgag
>Collar
muh dik
>>10951503
I for one am surprised because RWBY is an established show wherein RUBES is the protagonist. I thought they would be in line with that, man.
>>10951503
>Push Jaune to appeal to the male autists and Fujos.
>Merchandise the girls.
This is the Japanese model.
>>10951580
Do you know nothing about the way Japan designs their media?
>>10951582
They dont do enough with Jaune to widely appeal to fujos, the best thing fujos got was the hug with Jaune and Ren, you saw how much of a reaction that small bit got. No, the appeal is specifically to the male autists
>>10951383
Because I want to be fucked by Nora with a dick?
>>10951607
I do, but RWBY is an outside franchise that got popular in Japan with Ruby as the lead. So I am surprised the writer swung the focus to Jaune.
>>10951655
Japan always focuses on the male if one is available.
Jaune doesn't really fit the mold but he's close enough.
>>10949309
Fucking hell, this reads like bad fanfiction
>>10951576
>>10951870
that heavy metal lock on a thin piece of cloth around her neck is stupid
>>10952008
Well yeah, it's goth 'fashion'.
You know, I'm sure that someone, somewhere somehow gets off to this; but I can't for the life of me imagine how they could take it seriously enough to do so.
>>10950660
5 inch penis that's extremely thick, and giant low hanging balls that slap yours when she fucks you doggy style.
>>10952166
Ah yes, un-birth
>>10951286
Didn't you say that like 2 years ago?
>>10951556
Wasn't there a Yang to go with this?
>>10951383
Why not both?
>Nora will never lick Ren's cum out of your ass
>>10952486
Be careful what you wish for.
>>10952486
>Wasn't there a Yang to go with this?
Yeah but in the picture she's being fucked by a gross old man
>>10952486
>Nora hungry
>Neo nearby
God dammit...
>>10952505
Here, I fixed it. Now (You) can self insert to your heart's content!
>>10952728
But anon, that looks nothing like Jaune
The more I look at this the more I realize there was a method to Monty's madness, in terms of his outfit designs, and that has been lost
>>10952841
Pretty sure Weiss's weapon has always been like that, sorta hanging off nothing
>>10952882
Not that, Weiss' new outfit
>>10952412
It hasn't even been a full year yet man Volume 4 was still airing. Though it is possible I said something similar about Pet Play Yang though.
I would search the archive for whenever the last time I brought it up was, but the search function is down right now.
I'll start working on them again this weekend though. I'll have a little free time now that i'm done putting my job applications in just about everywhere in town
Guys I fucking did it. I finally figured out how to purge (most) degenerates without any violence.
>quietly buy up a shitload of nightclubs, strip clubs and legal weed farms
>run business as normal use some of the cash earned to buy more of the following
>reveal yourself as some hardcore 1488er kill all niggers type
>degenerates will stop going to your dens of degeneracy
>this puts a dent in the degeneracy market
>just have to make sure you sell before your business tanks
Probably a retarded plan but the best one I've got
>>10952946
I'm personally hoping more of those DIY places burn down
>>10952934
>Starting and ending the same sentence with "though"
Maybe it's better if you take as long as you need.
>>10952412
Bread-kun really gets around
>>10952976
Oh shit I forgot about that operation. still a dozen shut down isn't bad but I wish there were more dead and injured but that's just asking for too much. Still it means Antifa can't use them as barracks anymore
>>10952986
I noticed after it was posted and i'm too lazy to delete the post and re do it.
Which is why i've also procrastinated on going back and editing my old stuff like I should be doing in my time not writing anything new.
>>10952946
>>just have to make sure you sell before your business tanks
So before announcing that the owner is a nutjob? Thus ruining the whole point of owning all the stuff?
>>10952995
Bread?
Reese
>>10953137
I wanna eat her out. Skater punk chicks just do it for me.
>>10953042
For what purpose?
>>10953025
>not fixing your shit and constantly bettering yourself when you don't have something else to do
Are you [Literally Me]
>>10953256
>For what purpose?
Because why not. There is way weirder porn out there man
What if Weiss threw a "Puputov" at you?
>>10953256
Yang's second outfit was the best. It's a shame we won't get to see it again
>>10953346
Lick her feet
>>10953359
>we didn't even get their alts or PJ's as outfits for Grim Eclipse
BOOOOOO!!!!!
>>10953346
That's somebody's fetish
>>10953443
Getting bottles filled with piss and shit thrown at them?
>>10951286
>My passion for writing.
Jesus Christ this nonsense.
>>10953428
As if we need anymore proof GE was a quick, shitty cashgrab
>>10953462
>Weiss will never take a shit on your chest...
why live?
>>10953476
You'd prefer "My desire to write" from him then?
>>10953599
They're both pretty fucking lazy to be perfectly frank.
>>10953614
Anon's just saying that sometimes he likes to write and sometimes he doesn't.
The point of the statement is pretty obvious. Unless you're an english major or something, then I guess I could understand getting triggered by lazy writing.
But if that were they case I would ask: Where do you think we are?
>>10953614
>Greentext shitters
>Keeping to a schedule
>>10953704
>>Keeping to a schedule
Anon's not talking about Anon's schedule. Anon is talking about Anon's way of talking about his writing habits is lazy.
Says this Anon to you, Anon.
-Anon
>>10953775
No I'm calling him lazy because he keeps talking about passion and desire to write.
>>10953802
Actually he said passion. I asked if you would prefer desire.
I'm not sure how it's lazy though.
If Anon feels passion when he writes but it comes and goes then it makes sense that he would word it like that. It's a 4chan post, not a Stephen King novel.
And honestly if a story, coupled with my imagination, can get me to completion, then it's a good enough story. At least for what I needed it for.
>>10953867
>I'm not sure how it's lazy
He promised a Greentext about Nora pegging anon a year ago.
Ignoring the subject matter that is beyond procrastinating.
So presuming the "Ironwood has a brother" wild speculation is true, it at least makes sense in a source context. In the Wizard of Oz narrative, the tin woodcutter has a wierd brother of sorts in the tin soldier.
Both fell for the same girl, cut their own limbs off because of a curse, and their human parts were rebuilt into one man that proceeded to get with the original girlfriend.
So maybe Ironwood is actually an expy for the tin soldier and his brother is a simple woodcutter that fucked off away from all the militant bullshit after sustaining similar wounds.
Both brothers want to fuck Glynda but are unsuccessful.
Rwby is really edgy wizard of oz fan fiction.
What other ridiculous source materal things does rwbyg hope rt will be too lazy to deviate from?
I want a double irondaddy frankenstein, three whole ironwoods desprate for glynda's riding crop on their ass
>Not just writing your own fetish shit.
>Instead waiting for others.
>>10953901
You should probably re-read his post. He said that about the Yang story. He said it HASN'T even been a year since promising the Nora story
>>10953970
I tried writing some self-insert shit but I stopped and erased everything out of embarrassment. Now I know why Jaune is so popular.
>>10953990
That doesn't really make the post you're replying to wrong considering there's an even worse example to look at in terms of
>>10954007
>And erased everything out of embarrassment
Considering that people posting shitty Arkos stuff are getting railed off you wouldn't be able to do that as well.
>>10954007
Hiding your shame by self-inserting as Jaune rather than just being a self-aware degenerate is worst to be honest, my family member.
At least the people self-inserting with Anon are honest degenerates. Like Joker telling Red Skull to fuck off because Joker was an American Lunatic
>>10954007
>And erased everything out of embarrassment.
Considering you're willing to read self insert shit that sounds like utter bullshit.
>>10953970
I never understood why people treat Greentext like it's all that difficult to do.
It's really not. It's single sentences strung disconnected to each other.
>>10953476
>>10953599
>>10953614
>>10953678
>>10953704
>>10953775
>>10953802
>>10953867
>>10953901
>>10953990
>>10954021
I go out for food and this happens?
I'm a lazy piece of shit, that's true. I won't deny that.
And my passion/desire/urge/whatever the fuck you want to call it does come and go. It diminished around the end of volume 3, came back around volume 4 where I did a little bit of writing for the Yang story every so often but not enough to post a story for because I also get distracted WAY to easy, it left around the time four ended, and now it's starting to pick up again now that V5 is on the horizon.
I hate the fact that I fluctuate like this, but it is what it is, and hopefully i'll train myself to get better about it.
And on top of that, i'm often to stressed out about not being able to find a job that I can't bring myself to just relax and write a story. For some people writing might be their way to relax, but for me I don't want to do something I enjoy when I'm stressed because I just end up associating the thing I enjoy with the times i'm stressed and it becomes less enjoyable.
I AM going to sit down and actually focus on getting at least SOME writing done this weekend. Hopefully enough that I feel content to post a story, but I don't want to promise anything because i'll be with family and depending on what they want to do this weekend I may not be at home enough to actually write out either story.
But again, I AM going to actually get SOMETHING done this weekend even if it doesn't get finished.
TL;DR: I'm a lazy fuck, but going to try and get something done this weekend and stop being quite as lazy
>>10954317
hey if you spent as much time on the story as you did this gay ass post no one's going to read it woulda been out by now
>>10954536
>tfw my /tg/ shitpost thread has earned me thirteen (13) replies
feels good
Sadly no (You)'s though
>>10954536
I know you're probably being a smart ass, but in his defense someone writing about their personal reasons for why they haven't been writing STORIES is probably easier than writing another smut piece and having to replace vagina or pussy with some gay ass "Her flower bloomed for my growing member" instead of just writing "I buttfucked her in the pussy."
STOP TRYING TO CLASS THIS SHIT UP ANON 3! IT'S SEX! NOT AN AP BIO CLASS!
>>10954654
stop shitting up /tg/ it has enough problems as-is
>>10954696
It's just a harmless stat me thread m8
>>10954704
how many owlbears did you get?
>>10954654
>needing (You)'s
>>10954717
wut?
>>10954785
>being this new
>>10954721
Salem's VA was actually so good in the show
Anyone have the shitty Master Whitley greentext?
>>10954958
Right? The only reason I watched any of it (and I didn't watch much) was Salem.
>>10954683
>I buttfucked her in the pussy.
Why do I have an image for this?
>>10950742
>Electric handjob
yes please.
>>10955662
>Singsing
I wonder how her feels seeing EE get obliterated at TI.
>>10955776
>Electric tongue
>Electric pussy pulses
>Electric penis stimulating the prostate
Unf
>>10955860
>>Electric penis stimulating the prostate
>>10955662
new
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