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Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gauntlet LXXXIX
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 48 for the Gauntlet LXXXIX.
No dupes, I reserve the right to do whatever the hell I want.
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Beltboy
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>>10938606
Toilet destroyer
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Elias Ainsworth
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>>10938606
Kyouko Sakura
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General Grievous
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>>10938606
Scyther
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>>10938606
Muscular
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Emu Hojo
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Megaman
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>>10938606
Rika
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Dr William Birkin
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Hisami Touji
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>>10937810
hi
I was playing games
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>>10938606
Anders Holm
>Good to have you back hosting, man
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>>10938606
Araragi Karen
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Kujo Kiriya
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Plain Doll
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>>10938606
Suzuzu
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>>10938606
Kiwi Knight
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>>10938606
Jason
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Uzu Sanageyama
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Aron
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>>10938606
Real Villains
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Amazon Alpha
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Tanya von Degurechaff
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>>10938606
Galil AR
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>>10938606
Eddy
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Crash Bandicoot
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Mail, Popful Mail
>>10938626
>She catches the apple carefully and takes a bite, once again mindful of the creature's hardware.
No rest for the wicked, eh bug? Go for the throat this time if you get the chance! Let's go!
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Gabe The Glue Man Degrossi
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>>10938606
gave the pope undertale
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>>10938606
Mike Inez
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>>10938606
Terriermon
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Late Go
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Blails
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>>10938606
Hwoarang
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>>10938653
Get on discord so we can erp.
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>>10938606
Agent 4
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>>10938606
Iida Tenya
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Kouta Kazuraba
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Popeye
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>>10938606
Night Dog
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>>10938606
Stain
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>>10938606
Draco
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Mayoman
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>>10938606
Michael Pence
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Action League Now!
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Willy Wonka
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>>10938606
Knuckles
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Daiki Kaito
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Moe Syzlak
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>>10938606
Sombra
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Byeah 735
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>>10938677
>He makes a delighted grunt and gently nudges Mail's head with his own.
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>>10938606
Kunoichi
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>>10938736
>>10938677
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>>10938691
Tell me something sexy.
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>>10938529 (Scientific Railgun girl)
Can you even remember like...any of their names?
>>10938593
>>10938690
>Rika snaps her fingers. With a sharp POP a small, dopey-looking ghost appears out of thin air in front of the man, sticking it's tongue out at him.
Ta-daaa. I'll have you know I happen to live with one.
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>>10938606
Kharjo
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Shirai Kuroko
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>>10938739
*hands a few dollars*
Poor thing.
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>>10938739
>moves mouth close to your ear
>whispers
''go back to your own country you shitskin refugee''
>bites ear playfuly
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LADIEEEEEEEEES ANNNNNNNNNNNNND GENTLEMEEEEEEEEEEEN!
Welcome back to your favorite program that only airs whenever I feel like it, which, more often than not, is as often as I read any of the hatemail I get! That's right: itttttt's GAUNTLET TIIIIIIME!
Reading off the script provided to (forced onto) me, you all have SIX MINUTES to exchange places for some other late sap, or correct anything that's an error on someone else's end but mine!
>>10938646
>Thank you. I never really stopped, but just coasted on Payday Games for a little while there. SAW got me back into the spirit of hosting the Gauntlet.
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Deku
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>>10938606
FYXE
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>>10938781
>>10938789
>>10938618
You know what to do.
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>>10938781
Please give
>>10938715
to
>>10938726
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>>10938761
>>10938749
Oh, there you are.
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>>10938789
>massages your footpaws
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>>10938781
>>10938693
>>10938723
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>>10938763
If I wanted your lunch money I'd beat it out of you.
>>10938770
>Gently slides her palm across your cheek as the seductive whispers ripple across her neck in goosebumps
"The future is Islam"
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>>10938802
>>10938805
>I don't do Anonswaps.
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>>10938781
>>10938785
Give the boy my spot.
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>>10938749
They were my squad. That's all that's matters.
They may not know my name either, but we were allies all the same. Not that you would understand.
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>>10938781
>>10938652
>>10938785
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>>10938805
Muchas gracias.
>>10938781
I'm ready to defend my title.
Oh, and get another shot at eliminating you, host. I've taken all the precautions necessary to prevent that last incident.
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>>10938826
No no, it is your lunch money dear. Please take care of yourself, and don't go trying to buy drugs with it.
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>>10938781
>>10938652
>>10938789
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>>10938628
>He scratches the back of his head and sighs in frustration
Shut up will ya? I ain't got time to play in fantasy land or humor you.
>>10938749
I don't know what kind of tricks you're playing here, but if I kick that thing enough times i bet it will go away.
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>>10938781
Hey ho let's go! I can't wait to give these chumps a taste of what I've got!
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>>10938826
>anon is now fully aroused
>you can feel his bulge against your wet crotch
"not if i fuck it out of you"
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>>10938836
>>10938842
Thank you, to the both of you. I'll make the best of this chance.
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>>10938789
>>10938606
>>10938686
>slaps your ass
Ayo, babe. What'll I get for a swap?
>>10938856
Fuck off. Trying to fuck that dog.
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>>10938781
Not bad, looks like this group can handle whatever comes our way. I ain't a fan of guns but the damn things definitely work.
>>10938736
Ha!
>She stumbles just a step as the beast greets her with his strange custom. Rubbing her forehead, she draws her sword and preps for the arena.
You don't say much, do you? Not that I mind, most of the time I can't get my companions to shut up for five minutes. Anyway, time to get paid! 70/30, got it? Say nothing if you agree.
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>>10938781
Carry on with this little citation, victory will soon be in my range.
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>>10938855
>Slaps the money out of your hand
>Slaps your stupid face into a stronger and more tangible form of stupidity
>>10938864
Hold on can we restart? I thought you were behind me the whole time. What kinda weirdo bites someone's war from the front anyway?
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>>10938895
>The bug-type doesn't do with money, but he sure loves food. He simply nods his head to her, flaps his wings, and runs as lightfppted as he can towards his spot.
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>>10938838
I'm pretty sure that they were one-scene wonders that were summoned in to existence for the sole purpose of getting killed.
>>10938860
Well that one's just a summoned one that I made in to existence just now, so technically, sure.
Still, ghosts're real, my mom's one, and you're not supposed to fight outside the games, so good luck with that.
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>>10938606
Treat
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>>10938805
Well, I got told in private this is legitimate, sooooo...accepted!
>>10938825
Me in! ...I-I meant, she's in. Wait, is it a he or a she? Oh, never mind, just- ...accepted.
>>10938836
Acccccccepted! ...Wait, are you Beltboy or Berkut? Uh...did someone get the paperwork wrong?
>>10938842
Alllllready in, so...denied!
>>10938856
...But THAT'S accepted!
>>10938867
Hey! Security, escort this man out of here! Only women can do that to me!
We will begin, after THIS commercial break, from out always-trustworthy sponsors!
>An advertisement for some brand of pretzel bites plays.
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>>10938949
Of course it's legitimate.
What am I some sort of scammer?
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>>10938921
"I do, Suz, I do"
>says the man, as he slowly starts to undress you
"how does it feel to have your country violated for once, terrorist?"
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>>10938937
I would be a fool to give you another chance at disrespecting the memory of my comrades.
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>>10938949
>My mistake, I went in too quickly.
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>>10938937
Says who? That's the second time I've heard that and I haven't been here for thirty minutes. I don't see anyone here capable of enforcing it. A rule book aint gonna protect your face from my kicks.
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>>10938978
I'm used to getting fucked like this all the time...
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>>10938739
You.
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>>10938739
Breast massages
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>>10938739
I want to hold hands with you and have a wholesome relationship, Suzumi.
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>>10938949
Me is a girl you idiot.
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HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Suz is probably a hard drinker, but certainly not THAT hard.
You're about to get stabbed, Aron. I hope you're okay with that.
...I can't catch a break, folks. Those damned rhinos always show up. I hate 'em!
Well, he is superhuman! I-I think...certainly terrifying, that much I can tell ya.
That most certainly breaks the handle limit.
>>10939053
Oh, come off it, how am I supposed to tell in 2017? (Damned liberals...)
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>>10939061
J-Jee thanks...that's exactly what I wanted to hear.
Ho boy, this is gonna be a long one, isn't it?
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>>10939061
I'm ready for anything.
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>>10939061
Oh boy, it's comin' in hot!
>Terriermon desperately fumbles with the bomb before hastily tossing it to someone nearby, repeating this process several times.
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>>10939061
That liquid almost fried my circuits. I hope I didn't do anything bad while I was not able to control myself.
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>>10939061
SCCCCCCYYY~*hic*
>He pokes Kouta a few times, and seeing him dead on the floor, he decides that cutting him open and having some free food wouldn't be so bad of an idea...
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>>10939061
Hi, Eddy, sorry for hijacking your call, I was just a little bored and I...I wanted to talk to a friend.
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>>10939061
Not too fast are you? You should work on those reaction times.
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>>10938933
It's a deal, then! Good luck, bug. I sure hope I don't have to kill you and eat you if the job goes sour! A girl can only eat so many apples.
>>10939061
OH COME ON! Where the hell did you get a hornbeast, that ain't fair!? FU-
>Mail gets her broke ass trampled, helpless before the charging monstrosity.
I need a fucking mage...
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>>10939061
You can stop FUCKING RIGGING THESE NOW
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>>10939061
Hey...
Thank you!
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>>10939129
>massages your footpaws
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>>10938802
>>10938856
>>10938867
Thank you very much you all. I really appreciate it.
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>>10939128
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>>10939100
Yeah, call me back when you admit I'm not an idiot.
>Hangs up
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You found pornography of him? I have trouble finding ANY damned images of him at all!
You're about to be stabbed by not one, but two tributes for that, Anders. May God have mercy on your soul.
THE AVAFAG KILLER STARTING HIS RAMPAGE, IN THE MOST CLICHE HORROR MOVIE WAY POSSIBLE!
I don't watch that anime all the kids talk about, someone tell me how "canon" that event is. (What the fuck does canon mean?!)
>>10939128
First the damn dog accuses me of rigging these, and now you?! Can't trust a soul in this business, I'll tell ya!
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>Miss all chances to join a game with your new ava
Just take my UID
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>>10939155
>That Iida and Deku event.
Yo that's canon as fuck
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>>10938981
You need to take things easier. Even if they were real people, don't you know how this works? Only reason either of us are talking is because we come right back.
>>10938996
Unwritten rule, really. After all, everyone gets revived after they're killed in them, but out of it'sss...pretty inconsistent. Better safe than sorry, yeah?
>>10939061
...The fuck?
>>10939155
Yeah, anyhow, I'm just gonna take this from you know. Why? Screw you, that's why.
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>>10939155
I suddenly have a very bad feeling. Maybe I should think more about what I'm eating.
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>>10939138
Please, I've just arrived. My paws aren't sore r anything.
>>10939155
You know... I went to see Baby Driver today so I really don't work to anything that looks like a cafe for a little while... Nice ragtime though
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>>10939155
>The Bug-Type doesn't know how to play this strange game that these humans love, but he tries anyway. He gets surprised the moment the table flips over and retreats to an iron crossbar just above.
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>>10939155
Huh, I guess I'm gonna have to speak with him in person from now on.
>>10939155
Are you all possessed? Or just plain stupid?
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>>10939155
Gah! Wh-What the?
>Terriermon hurriedly shuts the monitor off before jumping down from the computer desk.
Oh man, if Henry finds out about this, being Princess Pretty-pants will be the least of my worries!
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>>10939126
>The Scyther happily wished her luck, but when he heard that she had died, he mourned for his new friend...at least for the moments that she isn't revived.
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>>10939155
Eh? I would watch what you say, miss! I'll take you on anytime anywhere!
>>10939167
Oh so everyone is a punching bag that can keep on standing? Nice. I don't have to hold back and once I beat everyone I can come back for more.
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>>10939173
Pupper
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Hey, as long as it keeps those damned Gensyoko fairies out of the country, I'm all for it.
You telling me a hulking mass of a robot is terrible at dancing? Say it ain't so!
Short people gotta stick together, y'know? And apparently leave the Gauntlet altogether.
Now THAT'S what I call an animal jam, folks! (...Are they animals? Fucking scary ones if they are!)
>>10939164
>Kek, someone cap it, then.
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>>10939167
>waves at
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>>10939179
But I have to make sure my job as HG masseur is maintained, Fyxe!
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>>10939220
>That Eddy and Kyouko event.
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>>10939220
Aren't you supposed to be a hero? Why would you do this and backstab us?
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>>10939155
>he gives a few quiet and nervous laughs
Could you try keeping it down a bit
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>>10939220
Never mind, now I know. Everyone's just stupid. No wonder I won the last one so easily.
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>>10939220
Hey..Thanks for that, I dunno what came over me.
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>>10939220
>He systematically sharpens his blades and flitters his wings, making a somewhat catchy beat for the dog looking thing. He's still confused about all this...
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>>10939167
They were real people!
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>>10939235
>mfw it's fatal
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>>10939220
>Terriermon tries to beatbox like he saw a street performer doing one day, but fails miserably because he doesn't have real hands
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>>10939213
Uh...yeah, sure, let's go with that. Just keep it in those games, yeah? It also keeps folks pretty even, too.
You know, because it's not fun fighting a god of destruction in a tournament that breaks planets by sneezing too hard.
>>10939227
Huh? What is it?
>>10939220
Gensokyo.
AND SCREW YOU, SIGMA IS AN AWESOME SYMBOL!
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![[11].png](https://i.imgur.com/nF40Sly.png "[11]")
>>10939155
Well, isn't this degrading... I, frankly suggest you keep that sickening substance away from me, human scum.
>>10939220
My design simply wasn't made for any of this time-wasting nonsense. Now, if you would excuse me, I have better things to do.
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>>10939255
Exactly.
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>>10939228
Sure I guess but as soon as I entered you went directly for my feet, I wasn't even sore or anything. You wouldn't use your job to satisfy some odd obsession or fetish of yours, right? It's not profesionnal.
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Y'know, I myself could not see him being anything else than a waste of space, so that seems about right.
...You, or the kiwis? This is an important question.
Knuckles is just being a prankster this game.
GAS GAS GAS
>>10939261
Yeah, yeah, and the Germans thought the swastika looked really neat, too.
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>>10939261
Just uh saying hi
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>>10939220
They don't have the guts to fight me one on one, so they laugh behind their TV's. I don't care, I'm still not gonna bend!
>>10939261
Fairy tales and make believe stories won't intimidate me, your gonna have to change your game.
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>>10939285
Of course not, it's only practice, Fyxe...
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>>10939236
That's what you get for taking dark chips.
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>>10938789
>Pets
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>>10939286
>Is fallen on by some of the other contestants. Luckily, none of them got accidentally shanked...
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>>10939286
Wh-Whoah!
>The tiny digimon immediately collapses the instant someone puts their weight on him. Why he was at the *base* of the pyramid was anyone's guess, but this is ultimately their fault
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>>10939286
This stuff is great, where'd you get it?
>Slurps the shit out of some noodles.
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>>10939286
I must have drank too much again if I did something that stupid. Weird though I was pretty sure I had bigger lungs than that.
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>>10939325
>nudges the rabbit looking thing with a foot, wanting to see if he was okay...
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MIKE PENCE HEARD THAT THEY WERE GETTING A BIT TOO CLOSE IN THAT CHAMBER, AND ENACTED HIS OWN FORM OF JUSTICE! Just...beautiful, folks...
You're not the only one, Crash.
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>>10939254
Okay, and? Does that even slightly change my other point?
>>10939290
Oh. Uh. Alright. Hi.
>>10939291
Alright, fine. What's it gonna take to convince you then, huh?
>>10939286
Nobody cares about your shitty politic whatevers.
And HEY. They were dicks, but they had an AWESOME aesthetic.
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>>10939362
>Does pig things until she turns back.
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>>10939362
>The bug-type definitely hates fire, and just waits until the flames die out before he tries to feast on the charred corpse. He never ate burned human before, so it was a new thing for him.
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>>10939382
You can kill me over and over but that changes when you bring my squad into the picture.
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>>10939350
>Briefly struggling to get back to his feet, Terriermon dusts himself off. When he sees the giant mantis coming up close to him, he jumps back in shock
Wh-Whaa!
>Seeing that it doesn't intend to harm him, Terriermon drops his guard.
>>10939362
That's disgusting, not to mention rude!
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There's no challenge Popeye won't at least try to attempt.
Gonna have to do better than that to take out a bunch of villains.
Switch the insults and it'd make a whole helluva lot of more sense.
Oh, that Crash! (...Laugh track, laugh track, LAUGH TRACK!)
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>>10939401
...Yes, and? They should be fine, somewhere. Keep your dumb game-related grudges in the game.
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>>10939362
Ay, ya vas a ver perra!
>Sombra grabs the biggest rock she can lift and throws it at the wannabe prankster
Be thankful it's a rock and not 17 bullets.
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>>10939421
Oh, hello little thing. Did you get scared?
Oh, aren't you the cutest thing.
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>>10939421
woah!
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>>10939422
Good bye. I am done talking to you.
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>>10939421
>As merciless and aggressive a predator that the Scyther is, his wings help him be light on his toes with his "swords dance".
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>>10939421
That's...that's uh.
That's...huh.
That was actually pretty impressive.
>>10939447
Oh yeah, sure, just completely ignore the logical side of this so you can be petty!
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>>10939382
I'll be convinced when you or someone else manages to beat me. Fair and Square! No guns, or lightshows, just fists and kicks.
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What in the seven hells is he doing? Crazy monsters.
>>10939455
HEY, BUG! Quit screwing around and use your arms to stab them in the face!
>Mail thrusts her own sword in the air several times to emphasize her point as she watches the agile creature dance and yells at him from the sidelines.
The fucking FACE! Stab them in it! No survivors! Go team!
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>>10939421
>The digimon jumps back as he hears the thunder's roar, becoming even more surprised when he crash lands into something soft.
What, did someone leave some pillows in a tree or something?
>>10939437
Oh hey!
>Realizing that he landed in this woman's arms, Terriermon lets out a nervous laugh
Heh, sorry about that!
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>Oh nice, that fatal showed up.
...I-I mean, EVEN IF SHE HAS HER ROBOTS, RIKA CAN STILL PROVE SOMETHING IN MELEE COMBAT!
Must be haunted by the shark...somehow.
Animals play animal games, that's how nature works.
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>>10939490
>>10939476
>He hears Mail's voice in his head, or perhaps from the sidelines back there. Intrigued to see her alive, he flies to the window, tapping it to see if it were really her!
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>>10939490
Man, why did you get all of the good cards? All I have are lousy Hoshis and and Asgores.
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>>10939382
Whatsup
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>>10939468
Not all of us are physical people, you know that? I mean look at me, do I look like I've got as much muscle on me as even a toothpick?
>>10939533
Uh. Just...sitting here?
>>10939490
So uh. I'm just gonna point out, Excalibur wasn't the sword in the stone. The Lady of the Lake gave him Excalibur.
That said, it's time to massacre some poor bastards.
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>>10939490
Today I'm gonna lecture you on the origins of Taekwondo in Korea. And for every wrong answer you get I'm gonna punch you.
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WOAH!
The pranker becomes the prank-ee, it seems.
JUMPING INTO HER ARMS WAS JUST A DISTRACTION TO GAIN HER TRUST! HOLY SMOKES, FOLKS!
A sword can do a lot, but it can't help with that.
>>10939519
...Somehow, somewhere, I heard a goat scream at that.
>>10939539
>Okay, well, fuck you. ;c;
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>>10939539
Having fun?
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>>10939551
>Terriermon looks on, his soulless, beady little eyes staring at the carnage before him. Unblinking. Unmoving. Unfeeling.
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>>10939551
It's a common misconception, don't worry about it.
>>10939569
>>10939551
Until I got COMPACTED.
>Captcha: NERD
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>>10939490
Um...I don't even know where you're from...? Can I leave now!?
>>10939480
Woah, you can talk? De pelos!
Here, lemme let you down.
>Sombra gently puts the digimon down on the grass
You should probably run for cover, it looks like it's gonna rain. Goodbye!
>Sombra waves the creature goodbye, and dissappears.
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Annnnd he's right back to being a prankster, just like that.
Really? Gonna do that over a bunch of villains? ...Alright.
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>>10939517
No, don't look at me! Kill them all! Our last bit of gold is riding on you!
>>10939551
Watch out, she's a tricksy one, don't fall for it!
OH SHIT she ate your fucking face! Bug, nooooooooooooooooooooo!
>Mail drops to her knees, resigning herself to another night of apples for dinner.
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>>10939551
>He looks down to see a dead lady, and thinking she was la muerta, he came close and went in to feast...turns out she wasn't and he fell over harmlessly the moment his face gets cut open. Guess being dead doesn't suit Sombra.
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>>10939590
>Terriermon rolls his eyes as the person drones on, thinking that he'd probably prefer to be fighting a Mega Leveled digimon without digivolving than here
Sheesh, and I thought Suzy told awful jokes.
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>>10939539
That sounds like a you problem. Maybe you should go back to kiddie land with your imaginary friends, instead of participating in a fighting arena. Or you could always hit the weights hehe...
>>10939590
Damn, if only it was a day...then I could have skipped beating all these guys...
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>>10939590
Crash Warped in a nutshell
>>
And just like that, folks, IT'S THE FEAST! AND IT'S STARTING OUT WITH A BANG!
...Okay, well, not necessarily starting with one, but...it's there...
Also, a certain someone's hubris gets the better of him.
>>10939624
>That was a great fucking game, yo.
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>>10939624
Woah...
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>>10939583
So when can I see the inside of your tank
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>>10939619
Or maybe you should stop assuming every short person around here is a kid, you jackass!
Oh, and maybe consider looking behind you.
>An ominous, droning hum suddenly fills the air, accompanied by the light behind the man being blotted out by something very, very large.
>>10939639
Never.
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>>10939629
You know, we may be violently robbing you right now but remember: Momentai!
>Terriermon delivers one last kick to the shins before running off with a share of the cash.
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>>10939590
>>10939624
>>10939633
WOAH
>>10939629
>
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>>10939657
Just once
>>
NO TIME FOR PEACE, BECAUSE WE'VE GOT TWO DEATHS RIGHT AWAY!
It's official, everyone. The left has won. May God have mercy on America when Armageddon comes.
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>>10939604
>As he flies to the stands, back to life apparently, he sits on the bleachers next to Mail, sadly grunting because he'd thought that one was dead...
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>>10939673
OH NO
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>>10939673
Ahh, the water sure is comfy, huh!
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>>10939673
>mfw Terriermon had shower sex before any of us could
brb kms
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>>10939704
with karen, may I add
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>>10939673
See? This is why Sherry never comes when you call her.
>>
Hey, what do you care? You got all that money from beating the tar out of some guy at the Feast.
YOU TELL 'EM, MIKE! YOU'RE THE VP FOR A REASON!
...Really? Both of you? ...Can one of you tell me what they are? Please?
>>10939704
H-Hey, in no way was it explicit that they copulated! Get your mind out of the gutter!
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>>10939704
>Not having had shower sex before
Shit's nice, but still overrated
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>>10939726
Speaking from experience, underwater jacuzzi blowjobs are much better!
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>>10939629
Go ahead and run! Too chicken to fight me one on one! I'll find you all and show you what for!
>>10939657
Is this going to be one of those pranks? I told you I don't deal with light shows just fists! Come on, don't hid behind tricks! Or are you gonna cheap shot me when my back is turned, I aint that naive you know.
>>10939725
Yeah yeah, shut up already...
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>>10939726
>I'm not the only one who thinks secks is overrated
My brother
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>>10939678
Yeah, that one has a few tricks up her sleeve. Don't worry about it, you did good, bug. You did real good.
>She fishes in her sack and pulls out another apple for her teammate, carving off half with her belt knife and holding it out for the creature.
Those were some nice dance moves, though. Tell you what, later on we'll go catch that dog rabbit thing still in the game and eat it. Dinner's on me tonight!
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>>10939725
>Terriermon grumbles as he pulls a wallet out from ... somewhere and pulls out some bills, handing them to the disembodied goat hand before him.
Yeah yeah, lousy cheapskate.
>>
MIKE "IF YOU'RE A GAY PUP, I'LL BLOW YOU UP" PENCE, BRINGING AMERICA BACK TO FAMILY VALUES!
...Eh? What's that?
IT ALL ENDS NEXT SLIDE, WITH A TRIP...TO THE COSMOS! PLACE YOUR BETS, CROSS YOUR FINGERS, AND GET READY FOR SPAAAAAACE!
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>>10939756
sex is overrated, so I decided to learn how to code instead.
now I have no sex, but really good code
best trade deal in history of trade deals
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>>10939735
Fuck yeah bud, shit's dope as hell
>>10939756
No no, shower sex is overrated. The regular stuff is a-ok
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>>10939778
>After a scene straight out of a deviant pic I probably stumbled on while making this folder, Terriermon bursts open.
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>>10939778
Hwoarang, Dr. Birkin, Mike Pence, and Iida.
You have earned a free massage at the HG Spa Resort & Revival Parlor, home to the enigmatic HG Masseur. Bring in your blue cards that were given to you at the beginning of the contest, and please don't die on the way there.
>>
O V E R
V
E
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YOUR SILLY STUNGUNS DON'T WORK WHEN HE'S JUST A HULKING MASS!
>>10939820
...Who the hell are you?
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>>10939778
how can it be gay if it fucked karne
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>>10939667
Nope.
>>10939737
I mean, you could just ignore the giant metal thing that's floating overhead, sure. Or you could be smart and look. Do I got a reason to try and attack you right now?
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>>10939830
An enigmatic masseur looking to advertise. Who did you think I was?
>>
NO ONE SAW IT COMING, ESPECIALLY HIMSELF SINCE I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE HAS EYES! CONGRATULATIONS TO...DOCTOOOOOOOOOOR WILLIAAAAAAAAM BIIIIIIIIRKIIIIIIIIIN!
YOU ARE THE NEWEST GAUNTLET CHAMPION!
Your reward will be delivered once someone stops being lazy enough to make it!
>>10939832
NO ONE said anything about them copulating, you dirty, dirty man!
>>10939852
...Carry on.
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>>10939860
i wanna be terriermon now
>>
Here are your placements! That's all from me tonight, I've been your greatest host since Carson. Take care, and have a fantastic night!
>>
>The Summary plays as the credits roll.
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>>10939860
>>10939869
Same to you, thank you for hosting for us.
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>>10939830
>Roars in G Virus as one of his tentacles somehow operates a phaser
>>10939860
>Dude's covered in eyes
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>>10939773
>He offers his chest and abdomen to her, grunting a couple times to see if she would understand him enough to have her hang onto him. They could fly their way there no problem.
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>>10939830
Grats you disgusting pile of flesh.
Thanks
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>>10939869
Thanks man
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>>10939894
>hugs this pupper
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>>10939869
Congrats, you horrific abomination. And thanks for the show.
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>>10939820
No thanks, I'd rather hit the gym than sit in some fancy spa for wimps.
>>10939850
I don't know you? You could be planning to rob me or something. All I know is that I came to prove I'm the best, but I aint gonna waste my time with cheap cheaters. Now you can get out of my way or watch me mop the floor with these guys, wither way I don't care.
>>10939869
>>10939878
Outlaw guns next time, let real skill and physical finesse decide who the winner is!
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>>10939860
Congratulations... godforsaken thing! Thanks for the job, boss.
I'll pay back all that money I owe to the guild one of these days. Or leave the country.
>>10939814
>Cooks.
>>10939886
No need, bug, fate saw fit to bring us delivery!
>Tosses him one of the roasted legs and helps herself to a bite out of the cooked flesh, though riding a living weapon into battle doesn't seem like a bad strategy for the next go round.
Tastes like chicken.
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>>10939869
>The Scyther nudges the host and then flies off
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>>10939830
>>10939860
>>10939869
>>10939878
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>>10939930
>He snacks away on the cooked meat from the digital beast. He gladly appreciates her cocking, as much of a pyrophobe that he is.
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>>10939868
I really wanted to be a Digimon when I was 10, too.
>>10939884
>>10939894
>>10939901
>>10939921
>>10939930
>>10939936
>>10939957
Thank you all, too!
>>10939885
Lol goddamn, so he is.
>>10939925
That would make it less fun though.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be off on the sidelines hoping to hell this randomly pulsing pain on the side of my lower back isn't fucking kidney stones.
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I miss Mitch
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Hello.
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>>10939978
Definitely Morrigan
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>>10939993
o shit how'd you know
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bitch
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>>10939925
Oh yeah, I can totally close the gap between us, draw a knife or something, and shank you before you can react from this far away, sure. I'll have you know I'm goddamn loaded, you're just acting like a jackass who won't get over their arbitrary skepticism for two seconds.
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>>10939963
Boi what game is that?
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>>10940024
Pretty sure it's Ultima Online
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>>10940024
Runescape, I think? I dunno, I just saw it and saved it 'cause I thought it was funny.
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>>10940000
You're Morrigan's dog now
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>>10940024
IT'S CRASH BANICOOT
WARPED
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>>10940000
What did you to Karen?
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Tell me a joke, hg
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>>10940072
Adachi
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>>10940057
>>10940000
and can I do the same to her
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>>10940014
You sound pretty prideful for having to stoop to something so low and cheap. Why don't you just admit I'm way passed your league? I could punt you like a soccer ball. I'm looking for people who can actually FIGHT!
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>>10940072
My sex life
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>>10940072
I was staring at a midget's tits until she noticed
She pointed upwards and said "my eyes are up here"
My response was "no they aren't"
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>>10940072
What did the vorarephiliac say to the guy who was into scat
"You have shit taste"
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>>10940043
Who?
>>10940057
Sexual relations.
>>10940091
>>10940093
Trying too hard.
>>10940096
No.
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>>10940127
Hey, Adachi, show me your dick, I'm hungry for cum
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>>10940038
>Runescape Classic looks even shittier than that.
>>10940105
That's called sarcasm, you idiot. Are you that dense, or what? Whatever, I don't have much of an inclination to keep this going, just go about your business or something.
Skeptical prick.
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>>10940127
I don't wanna believe that you did it
But I kinda do
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>>10940110
6/10 chuckled
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>>10940072
WOAH!
Boy that was intense!
I just flew in from the new ruins level and boy are my arms tired!
HAAAAAA!
Thank you, thank you very much!
That was funny stuff!
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>>10940127
Please tell me you forced her to cum before you did
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>>10940110
>>10940126
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>>10940168
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>>10940153
>an anon turns himself into a wumpa fruit
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>>10940142
Finally, I thought you would never shut up.
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>>10940141
Ask KK.
>>10940146
Let's just say the bee was the one being stung this time.
>>10940166
>needing to force her to cum first
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I want to tie Suz's arms behind her back and ravage her
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>>10940127
>Knows Karen but not Morrigan
Why play so dumb?
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>>10940186
>Puts the fruit into a bazooka and fires into a batch of Nitro Boxes
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>>10940206
Was it anal sex or pussy?
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Adachi don't play dumb
I know you've gone to the erp threads
You know who Morrigan is
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>>10940231
WOAH
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>>10940219
I'm not playing.
...wait
>>10940243
>or
wew
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>>10940247
>tfw you realize that Adachi is Boco
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>>10940253
WOAH!
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>>10940257
It has to be one of the two, you don't have two dicks
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>>10940257
Definitely anal.
>>10940260
Wouldn't that be some shit kek
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>>10940271
Maybe I did both.
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>>10940260
>Adachi tried to guilt trip me
Wtf I'm indifferent to Adachi now because I can't muster up the will to care
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>>10940262
Why, wow brah.
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>>10940283
>>Adachi tried to guilt trip me
> guilt trip
M-morrigan?
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>>10940301
kys Lupin
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>>10940301
Definitely Morrigan.
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>>10940301
No.
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>Replying to it
Kek
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>>10940313
Then why say Adachi tried to guilt trip you?
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where is dubsdachi
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WHO THE FUCK IS LUPIN
WHO THE FUCK IS MORRIGAN
WHO THE FUCK IS BOCO
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING
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>>10940379
Gtfo falseflag crossposter
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>>10940365
See>>10940260
I was just running with what he said as a meme that none, or only a few of you would know about
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You know guys. I'm really glad you guys don't talk shit about me or guilt trip me or whatever the fuck the current meme is. I trust you guys entirely, ya know that? You're my friends. Who wants a hug?
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>>10940379
I'm Lupin, Morrigan, and Boco.
It's all one giant samefag by me.
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>>10940401
your schtick is old
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>>10940402
No one thinks you're Morrigan silly.
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>>10940402
Definitely Morrigan.
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>>10940379
Lupin, Morrigan, and Boco are notorious ERPfags with their own complicated web of drama.
What is happening is that Adachi wants some attention and the thread is dead and your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to my post.
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>>10940410
Between you and me, I dunno what my schtick even is anymore. Am I an attentionposter? Late poster? Shitposter? Hate poster? Like it's just so hard to stick with current fads, ya know?
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>>10940401
I do
>>10940402
I've talked with two of them and can say for sure you aren't either of them.
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https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rHCb7z5lqMqiIpBtisncSOuhKqCtw50kjuqnnjw9Aac/ I'm hosting a Survivor ORG (Online Reality Game) and want some players from here! It's not demanding at all, you only need to be on for a bit every day and have a smartphone by your side.
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>>10940435
>wants some attention
All I did was say hello and people started bugging me about shit, so I went along with it. Fuck you.
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>sneak sneak
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>>10940445
>want some players from here!
Are you high?
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>>10940445
I ain't clickin that shit, nigga
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>>10940453
Because you've been thirsting after him of course.
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>>10940445
>exclamation point
Fuck outta here nigger
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>>10940466
It's a questionnaire
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>>10940445
This shit can't end well.
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>>10940441
aww thanks, friend.
>hugs
you the man.
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>>10940485
I AINT CLICKIN THAT SHIT, NIGGA
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I like villainous characters. Reccomend me some good villains (or antagonists at least) to ava. Accepting any source as long as it's not too obscure.
Bonus points if they die.
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>>10940499
SHODAN
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>>10940494
>pats back
Y-You too...
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>>10940499
Handsome Jack
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>>10940499
Neo Cortex to combat the Crashfag
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>>10940521
Fuck off Asswhore
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>>10940499
Everybody who's ever seen his face knows that he's one no good sunova bitch!
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>>10940499
>>10940527
This please, much better if it is Twinsanity Cortex.
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>>10940521
we;ll never have the hyperion games again feelsbadman
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>>10940499
Slade Wilson/Deathstroke?
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>>10940499
Dick Dastardly
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>>10940527
>>10940562
I almost did him for SAW but couldn't be assed to finish the folder.
Anyways want a host?
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>>10940499
Validar
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u guys are ratchet
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>>10940499
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>>10940499
THE DIRTIEST PLER IN THE GAME, RIC FLAIR WOOOO
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>>10940510
I've never seen anybody in HG who could pull off Shodan 100% but I'd love to shake the hand of the man who tried.
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>>10940591
Maybe.
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>>10940599
Could SHODAN really even work? A large brunt of her character is that she's basically an unreachable, "invincible" machine.
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>>10940591
I'd love to try out my new ava before I have to sleep
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>>10940499
>>10940581
This.
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>>10940562
Twinsanity Cortex makes that game way more enjoyable.
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>>10940499
>A.M. from IHNMAIMS. Just yell at anyone who's human for being evil and godmod.
>>10940591
>That would be nice.
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>>10940616
>>10940599
Who is Shodan? I could look her up and give it a whirl
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>>10940598
I am 100% on board with this idea
WOOOO, CRISPY!
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>>10940616
Not really. It would have to be one hell of an elaborate RP and she'd never lower herself to openly compete in the games in any form.
Still it would be fun to see her yell at people and fuck with them.
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>>10940607
>>10940624
>>10940642
Alright just give me a second.
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>>10940645
Villain from System Shock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us6hRmVAGaA
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>>10940656
Got it, she could be a hosting ava. Sort of a more murderous glados with the whole test chamber schtich
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>>10940689
That could totally work, good angle. I can fully see her running games for her own amusement. SS games when?
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>>10940706
Me on the bottom.
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>>10940731
me in the pizza boxes
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>>10940708
Only a few people will get those references though so it's cancer.
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>>10940708
Portal games when
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>>10940742
Fair point, like a small handful would fucking love it and the millennials would just shitpost confusedly.
>>10940749
I could swear that's been done, or at least a GLADOS has been, cores and all. Somebody correct me if I'm wrong.
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