ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. What is your dream? Last

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>>10937603
Sink Kanto.

>>10937590
A hole is a ho-

>>10937601
Yeah that.

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>>10937633
You're not wrong, but I'm not interested either.

>>10937603
to die

>>10937603
I just wanna see my kid grow up.
Not sure that's gonna happen.

>>10937643
>doing the sex thing

>edgy man left
im gonna cry

>>10937669
He mad

>>10937603
I'm not sure if I even remember those anymore.

>>10937684
(Relax dude.)
>>10937719
(Stop replying, retard.)

>A guy in a hoodie walks out of the Santalune Pokecenter, and heads for the Gym.
>He's not heading for the front doors.

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>>10937603
To open a bar, and eventually a brothel.
Probably not the greatest dream, but it's one that I think will actually satisfy me in the end, not like the last one.

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>>10937643
Implying.

>>10937746
>insert shitpost here

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>>10937603
i wanna be the very best

planet killer

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>>10937746
And the last one was?

>>10937746
>Was anybody playing the Riolu that Anna had?
>If not, have a frightened Riolu running and hiding behind your legs. If so, somebody pls claim the pupper and ignore this post.

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>>10937768
>Roll to toss Scout at.

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>>10937747
That wasn't an implication, just a statement, I've got other things to do with my time, and I'm not going to be interested in a relationship for a long time, and never with some fool who can't speak without insulting people.

>>10937603
I used to dream of going out and seeing the world with my trainer, once he retired, but that's not possible anymore, so I don't know.

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>>10937790
I mean you're implying I'm interested. Seriously, you're projecting pretty hard here.

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>>10937603
to travel the world, and now i have said oportunity
when he wakes up

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>>10937768
To be a star on the stages of Kalos, but that wasn't exactly a sane time in my life, I mean, I was attracted to Ash Ketchum, need I say more?

>>10937772
"Huh? You're... you're Anna's Riolu, did something happen?"

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>>10937633
No don't sink that. I will sink you.

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>>10937837
Attracted to who?

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>>10937783
>Rip.

>>10937851
>Poke donut hair.

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>>10937821
You're the one that said "a hole is a hole".
Regardless, if there is nothing to project, I can't be projecting.

>>10937851
I've got this.
>Insert EPIC ASH KETCHUM FAILS COMPILATION YouTube link here

>>10937837
>Frightened, confused pupper noises.
>The Riolu is shaking.

>>10937738
>There's some guy in a scientist garb in the back
>He seems shifty as all fuck

>>10937821
>>10937867
>cyclical replies
just fuck already christ em

>>10937851
>>10937867
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd1R7Wx3ezE

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>>10937840
Go yiff yourself. That's what you people say, right?

>>10937867
Whatever help you sleep at night.

>>10937879
There will be no fucking. I'm too pure for this sinful earth.

>>10937878
>Hoodie Guy calls out his Alakazam and his Gengar, signalling for the Psychic to stay out of sight and the ghost to hide in his shadow as he approaches.
>Text the kid. "Keep watch."

"Hey. We gotta talk business, Saul."

cock

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>>10937921
>Twirls mustache.
I've never heard of a man like that, my name is Albert Cock.

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>>10937909
uuuh yeah, why is that the thing you go to? go... starfish yourself!

>>10937867
I dug a hole today to save my leftovers for tomorrow speaking of holes.

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>>10937856
>Giorgo leans back and away from the contact. He doesn't know anything about UBs, and thus sees no reason to be afraid right now.
"Please don't touch those, my Joltik is sleeping in the middle one."
>>10937897
>>10937867
I don't know anything about battling, but that still looks pretty sad.

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>>10937909
Not much does that these days, if I'm honest. Too many nightmares, not enough safe places.

>>10937970
Wrong hole, fox.

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>>10937943
>squint

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>>10937972
>She shrugs and gets to tidying up the room.

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>>10937917
>The weirdo has an A-Muk at the side
>There is something else smelling bad around
"Heh, you interested in the videos? Or maybe some 'research chemicals'."

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>>10937983
... I think I'm in the wrong place.
>Sludge Bomb away.

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>>10937970
Sick burn.

>>10937975
Sounds like you got a case of being a pussy.
Laugh track dot em pee four.

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>>10937851
What the other guys showed, he's a loser.

>>10937875
"Hey, hey, easy, calm down... Ricky, can you translate? I don't think this guy knows how to read yet, so a Dex won't help."

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>>10938022
This indignity will not stand.
>Sludge Wave after

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>>10938005
>The room should be fairly clean - Giorgo wouldn't dirty it up when he's just a guest.
>Really gotta have him move out of Black's apartment sometime soon.
"I can't recall seeing one of you before. Are you an Unovan Pokemon?"

>>10938006
>( fuckballs, I have to leave for Mandatory Family Fun™. )
>( Can we pick this up later, once the locals here have been appeased? )

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>A sleepy zapdoggo is walking down the stairs
>Looks like the noise woke him up

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>>10938059
Uh, can we "cock" this out?
...Cock?

>>10938094
Woosp, failed to quote >>10938050

>>10938093
(Yeah, I'll be here most of the night)
(See you later)

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>>10937975
I thought it was the right one.... should i put it somewhere else? do you know?

>>10938030
Yeah you better watch yourself next time because i bring the heat!

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>>10938094
"Oh, you'll work for this too."
>She gets the Riolu's attention, pointing him at Light.
"Tell him what freaked you out, and he'll tell me, and we can fix it."

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>>10938068
>Would moving him out now be okay?
>She sticks her tongue out at some gunk on one of the tables, going back to Giorgo and trying to usher him out.
"Tainted. You need to go."

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>>10938030
...Okay, well played, star man.

>>10938127
You're fine, I said something I shouldn't have, carry on.

Now excuse me, I need to go get something to eat.
>Eros closes his Dex, shoving it into his bag and flagging down a taco cart that's about to close.
>Psychic suggestion is go.

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>>10938237
>Well shit, that failed, buuuut there's a few chimichangas fresh out of the fryer, ready to go...
>He TKs them out of the stall and runs for it!

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>>10938105
ALCOCK.
MY NAME.
IS NOT COCK.
IT IS ALCOCK.
>angry seaweed sounds

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>>10938280
>Angry hot dog man calls the police and tells them about his stolen food.
>Police will now appear on every dubfail for cat.

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>>10938217
>Yeah, I'm alright with that
>The blonde is neither a Pokeglot or in possession of a way to translate, so unless Pheromosa knows how to speak he's not going to understand her
>Regardless, he allows himself to be ushered out of the room
"Okay, I guess this is a thing now. Where are we going?"

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>>10938285
Mine is too.
>The shiny Dragalge clears its throat, his self respect still standing.
...You want to work together?

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>>10938310
>She rounds up any possessions Giorgo has and snags any cash Black has laying around.
>Rolling for that, odds give last two numbers, even gives last three and dubs give last four.
"Out, out."
>She pushes him into the elevator and presses the ground floor button.

>>10937603
a world without gays

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>>10938306
>Psycatte doesn't care right now, he got some killer chimichangas.
>He munches on one as he walks, keeping the other in it's tin foil for later.
>He pulls out his Dex again, sitting down in an alleyway of Castelia.

And I return.
I'm not sure what to do, people, my trainer is dead, seemingly with no real reason, and I can't bear going back to investigate.
I also can't live as I have been for the last few days, it is not sustainable, far too risky.
Any advice is welcome, I suppose.

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>>10938330
>ClassicCock stares at his pallet swapped doppleganger bewildered
>how is U2 Cock talking to U1 Cock?
>Something something Hippodown gemstone
What could you possibly have to offer me, the Greatest Archaeologist, Historian, and Gentleman Adventurer this world or any other has ever known?

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>>10938411
>WEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>10938442
>EATING ON THE RUN
>PSYCATTE: ATTEMPT ESCAPE
>WHY DO THE DICE HATE ME SO

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>>10938425
Well...
>The green cock puffs his chest out.
I, the best tax fraud, paper faker, person manipulator...
>His list goes on for several minutes, listing off different boring crimes before he finishes.
...cat kicking, dog punching, paper forging man can get any information or cash you're looking for! Nothing is out of my grip!

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>>10938366
>Good thing he got Pokeballs recently. Carrying a Ledian and a Jangmo-o around would be kinda awkward.
>Congrats, you got $8366. That's a lot of cash to leave lying around.
"Alright, I'm going. Is this a kidnapping?"

I'm gonna use pokemon as slaves to rule the world

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>>10938497
>Cocka-Cola Classic stares, still somewhat bewildered as his Hoennes knock-off counterpart
...Alright that's somewhat impressive. We may have complimentary skillsets. How many lives have you taken? I need to know. For reasons.

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>>10938512
>She stuffs the cash in Giorgo's pocket, opening a UB portal and pushing him in.
>She makes a shushing noise as she ushers him along.

>>10938537
our empire will stand for 1000 years

>The daily report regarding the meteor is showing.
>In place of the distraught reporter, there is now a lab coat clad scientist standing in front of a large screen.
>"We're live, correct?"
>"Yeah, go."
>The scientist clears his throat, then points to the screen, which comes alive in a live, accelerated simulation of the meteor.
>"We're here with an update from the Lunas Space Program, who have been kind enough to allow access to their simulated projection of the meteor."
>The screen tightens on the large rock body, which is still sailing through space.
>"As said before, the estimated date of impact is Saturday night. Strangely, they aren't sure how they missed something this big, but we've got our brightest minds working on a solution."
>The perspective of the simulation widens, managing to provide a view from the meteor to here.
>"That being said, there are no concrete solutions as of this time. You have three days, roughly. Do with that time what you will. That concludes this block."
>He sits down and sighs as the news program switches to a different topic.

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>>10938565
>Cocka-Cola Diet puffs his chest out.
I don't deal in murder. Being born with the wrong nature and bad IVs didn't stop me, though.
>Al-Cock stares up at the skies.
I think I have our first plot together.

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>>10938570
>You have succeeded in shushing the Oblivian, who simply does as asked without much in the realm of resistance.
>The whole situation is confusing to the young man, who struggles to try and piece together what's going on.

>>10938572
we will be unstoppable

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>>10938537
Don't do that, others have tried and failed.
Much like the Unovan police tried and failed to catch me, for reasons I don't quite understand.

>>10938591
Oh dear, three days for a strong enough Pokemon to get it's act together and knock it away.
>Tfw half the pics of Male Meowstic are garbo and the other half is suggestive.

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>>10938676
>U1 Cock squints at his new world counterpart
And that is...?

>>10938743
our goal is to create a master race. we have nuclear weapons. our air force is the best. my army is powered by enslaved pokemon

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>>10938719
>Hey, a 0, nice.
>They come out at a small apartment in Hoenn down in Slateport.
>It's fairly small with a for sale sign.
>The down payment is 2000$ Unovan with 500$ Unovan at the end of each month.

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>>10938411
idk i think i would try to find a new trainer if you need one? you could always be wild too.

>>10938537
how? and why?

>>10938591
>Theta watches the news unfold through the window of a store, staring at a small television.
"Oh."
>Realization.
"-oh shit-"
>Get moving.
"Seeker!"
>Allow crimson light to bloom from hand.
>See path to next target.
>'Who is that? A child?'
>Stop.
>'No.'
"No."
>Steel self.
>'I have to.'
>Keep moving, running.

>>10938572
jokes on you a group of inexperienced group of kids or teenagers are already on the way to fight you

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>>10938765
The meteor! Think of the rich minerals inside! We'd be rich, and you'd have chunks of space rock no one else has!
>The money colored lettuce closes in closer, almost nose to nose with the OG Tox Cock.
Think of that. If we steal the entire thing. Something you have that no one else has. No one else ever could have!

>>10938850
silly you. we use guns and atomic bombs

>>10938843
I can and we need to rid the world of the scum that is destroying the world

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>>10938858
>The Cock's personal space has been invaded
>poison lettuce is visibly distressed
Touch me and I'll melt you.

Metoric iron is a fine prize. It'd look wonderful with my hoard... You have my ear. What's the plan?

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>>10938804
"Are... you wanting me to buy this house?"
>Giorgo looks for any sort of number to call on the matter
"I need to move to Hoenn regardless. Thanks for the trip, uh..."
>He looks back at the Pheromosa, head cocked slightly
"I don't know what to call you."

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>>10938939
>The Cash Cock backs up, just enough, maybe, probably not.
Of course.
>He squints up at the sky.
Plan A is to trick the Sun human into getting it for us. Fairly straightforward, if we play to his fear of death then we may have an easy out. Play up all his friends dying and all the mothers that will die.
B is to get a UB or two in on it, which may result in us having to split the prize... Something I assume you wouldn't be interested in?
>Cash Cock squints, looking away this time.
C would be convincing a legendary to just give it to us. Not exactly highly possible hence it being C.
D is stealing a rocket from Mossdeep and going up there ourselves.
>Cash Cock emits a smug aura, or maybe he just hasn't showered in a week.
I assume we're starting with A?

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>>10938800
>>10938880
I doubt that, who are you?

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>>10939029
>The number to the Real Estate office is on the sign, it's also listed where it is, being close to the Poke Mart.
>The Pheromosa shrugs, sitting on the floor and watching Giorgo.

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>>10939050
>Sun exists in this world too
>How droll
Does this Sun have a large metallic lion? Attempting to manipulate the boy is an operation that requires a very steady hand.

>>10938880
but teenagers have angst and character development
try to beat that

>>10939073
some person who is is gonna cleanse the world of scum

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>>10939142
can teens run at 2,800 feet per second

>>10939178
What are you offering that the rest of the world's not, bud?

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>>10939116
>The Leafy Green Lettuce leans back, his eyes on the sky.
A steady hand? Thank genetics I don't have tremors. But seriously the boy enjoys having friends, we can either try to become his friend. Which I do not see happening in three days... Or! We threaten his friends.
>Green Cock drops a manilla folder into the- are they in water? Water, sure.
>It's laminated, he's ruined them before, he learned.
Mr. Yoshikage Kira is one of his best friends, an IP agent and a strong battler. Not exactly someone we can threaten to kill... But I think our Sun child has too much fear in him. What about this...?
>Cock 2: Splet Harder drops another file, labeled "Scout: Man or bug?"
Scout. He seems to like to fight pokemon on his own terms. A man we can threaten and keep at bay with poison. Can he come stab us in the water?
>The bluff master shakes his head.
Of course not.

>>10939198
as much as the plot demands

>>10939178
destroy all the gays

DO NOT REPLY TO BIRDMAN

>>10939237
can they withstand 10,000 f and very large amounts of radiation

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>>10939249
What?

>>10939265
from my test they seem to have a huge ammount of plotinium in their bodies, that let them survive dangerous situations while their enemies allow them to survive conveniently

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>>10939225
Technically he can. The increased water resistance would just throw off his muscle memory.

I assume you've already taken the required steps to ensure that Mister Kira doesn't kick down our proverbial door? And what of Sun himself? He's a champion, yes? I assume two dragalge aren't outside of his range.

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>>10939079
"...right. Well... I'll go get on that."
>A pause, right as Giorgo turns around to leave
"Are you going to wait here or?"
>Either way uh... Let's get on renting that apartment. I'm not exactly sure how to roleplay that or whether or not it would really be interesting so...
>You don't mind a timeskip, do you?

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>>10939265
but can you reply to redman?

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>>10939330
>She nods, staying in her spot.
>Yeah that's fine, tactical paper signing action isn't exactly the most interesting thing.

>>10939296
I don't follow rules. If ours eyes cross I don't have to battle because I choose not to

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>>10938843
I don't think I can handle trying to forge a relationship with a new Trainer so soon after my last one died.

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>>10939313
Well he can, but we move faster.
>The mean green weed machine nods, picking his folders back up.
Of course, I don't think he'd exactly be hard to sneak attack if things go south. Oh, Sun, well... He can't kill us if we aren't always together, no? I can always shack up around Alola and play manipulator while you work in Unova?
>Green Cock flicks through his file on Sun.
Do you have any idea what his relation with grape soda is?

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>>10939415
>Grape soda
>You have awakened the dark dormant memories of Al the Cock
>For a second he can almost hear the haunting call on the icy night wind
>Mahinaaaa~
.
..
...
It's a long story that has no bearing on this world. Let us move along.

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>>10938909
Where's the scum at? who is destroying stuff?

>>10939368
hmmm. what do you think you should do now then?

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>>10939465
Shame, I was hoping you'd tell me he was addicted to it or something.
>He shrugs, pulling a non-toxic marker out and crossing it out.
I think we've discussed everything necessary. I assume I'll be dealing with the Sun human?

>>10939516
gays

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>>10939359
>Aaaaand he's back, papers signed and apartment successfully rented
>The Shiny Ledian and Jangmo-o are let out of their balls to roam the apartment, the Joltik remaining in its roost in his hair
"So... Not that I don't appreciate it, but... Is there a particular reason you grabbed me?"

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>>10939617
>She points at his hair and gives a shrug.
>She then proceeds to get to tidying up the apartment, dusting every inch of it to make sure it isn't dirty.

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>>10939537
It's a specific kind of grape juice, not native to this timeline. Don't worry about it.
>Cock is still visibly shaken from the memory of ''''''''''grape soda''''''''''
Feel free to address the solar child yourself at your leisure. I've been told I lack social grace. I'll be retreating to my chateau for the evening. Best of luck to you with negotiations.

Hey PAR, how do you greet new neighbors? I'm thinking of tossing a Tentacruel at him and calling it a day.

>>10939668
yes
do that
perfect

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>>10939660
>JJL Flavored Cock nods, before sinking into the water.
Very well. Perhaps we can invest in a submarine or boat later.
Goodbye.

>throw >>10938846 at >>10939660

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>>10939516
If I knew, I wouldn't be asking.
Anyone else have ideas? Perhaps there's some Pokemon in Castelia willing to uh, band together for a while?

>>10939699
( I do not believe that is a good idea. I also do not know what this entails. How would one throw someone across regions? )

>>10937603
I want to break Valjean until he's my submissive cockslut
You know, aka love <3

>>10939770
(Through a UB portal usually)

>>10939770
(Cock's player just went offline so I suggest not following through. Uh, maybe bug Scout or something since he has a UB?)

>>10939683
On it.

>>10939617
>Someone knocks on the door.
>The voice sounds monotone and tired.
"Hey."

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>>10939249
hey
I don't appreciate your blatant racism you fucking cunt
besides I've been gone all day masturbating to Luxray porn, someone else was shitting up your thread

>>10939849
( I do not know how this works. Please forgive me. I do not want to irritate or interrupt anyone's plans either, so perhaps I will ignore the post. )

>>10938006
(Yo. I fixed my RL shit, you still on an willing to pick up where we left off? )

>>10939895
(Yeah)

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>>10939906
>Olivar chuckles.
"I'm buying some fun if you're holding, but I also got a job I'd like to talk to you about. Your actor gave me the hookup."

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>>10939654
"My hair? Well.. I suppose that's a good as reason as any."
>He spends a few moments watching the Pheromosa clean, still uncertain what exactly to call it
"I'll uh.. Leave you to that? It sounds like we have a visitor."
>>10939858
>A blonde peeks through the cracked open door, squinting when the light hits his eyes
"Hello?"

>>10939339
Anon, you don't reply to redman
He finds you, he yells "REDDO FIGHTO" and that will be last thing you hear before he murders you

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>>10939935
>The other bad smells intensifies
"Heh, we got a lot of backlog, if you know what I mean"

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>>10939965
>The guy waves.
"Hey, I'm Floyd, uh, I live next to you."
>He points with his thumb to the neighboring house.
"Everyone here is kind of an asshole but if you want to go do something I'm usually home after 10PM."
>He trails off, shrugging.
"Uh, yeah, that's it."

>>10940027
>fukami
betrayal when

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>>10940011
"Hook me up with three hits of purple plume if you've got 'em, ese, some Special P to to chill me out, and... got anything that'll burn a fucker's nose out? I got a score to settle."
>Ollie grins as he pulls out some cash.
>He also tries to whisper to his Gengar, "slip to 'em," without being noticed.
"Anyway, as for the job? I need a cameraman, and getting a cleaner would help too. Anton hangs out at the Richissime, right?"

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>>10940027
>He slowly opens the door the rest of the way, leaning against the doorframe.
"A neighborly greeting? That was quick. I'm Giorgo and..."
>Giorgo glances down at his watch, squinting.
"... I just moved here from Black City. What's the local time?"

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>Somewhere in Hau'Oli, a dork stumbles off a plane.
>He's jet-lagged, hungry, and excited as heck.
>Time to let the team out of their balls and find the hotel he and his friend are staying at..

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>>10940115
>5, he notices
>Weirdo pulls a vial out of his coat
"Heh yes to everything, I've got something real caustic in here...what did he say, Gasser?"
>Weirdo is looking above Ollie as if something is there
>...but there is nothing, a Wheezing way above to be useful this turn
>Meanwhile, a garbage truck passes through a nearby road and with it, the intensifying smell
"..this thing is going UP YOUR FACE!"
>He throws the vial at Ollie's face
>Dubs: it strikes, evens, it hits the chest, odds, it errs and spills on the floor, odd dubs, it hits the floor but does not break

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>>10940041
(shhh)

>>10940174
>He shrugs.
"I was about to go to my job so I figured I'd say hello."
>He checks his watch.
"12:40PM. That was Black City like?"

>>10940261
(>That.)
(Meant what. What was Black City like)

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>>10940179
"Hell damn..."
>Other nerd: team out of their balls, including Sylvie, excluding MAG until out of the checkpoints

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>>10940290
>>10940179
>Sylvie yawns as she walks along side the two
"Have a good flight guys?"

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>>10940255
>Dubsfail.
"Penumbra, Will-o-Wisp the Muk, Geller, break cover and Energy Ball that Weezing."
>252 SpA Alakazam Psychic vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Weezing: 206-246 (119.7 - 143%) -- guaranteed OHKO on a L50 Weezing
>Ollie, meanwhile, tries to tackle the guy.

>>10940381
( Derp. Meant to type Psychic instead of Energy Ball, I got confused. )

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>>10940361
"Not bad. not bad at all."
>Frankie stretches.
"The hotel is close, I hope."

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>>10940381
>Weirdo sidesteps the Orrean with ease
>He pulls a different vial from the coat
"He is your DAMN purple PLUME"
>He tries to make Ollie get a dose of Vileplume spores, directly to the face

>Gasser the Wheezing hass been knocked out
>Spill the A-Muk has been burned, yet, it attempts a Gunk Shot on the Alakazam, missing on 8 and 9
>252 Atk burned Muk-Alola Gunk Shot vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Alakazam: 81-96 (50 - 59.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>10940261
"Hectic. There were people bustling around at every hour of the day. It was never actually silent, even in the dead of night, and the streets were hard to navigate with all the people in them."
>Despite the prominent Oblivian accent he can still be clearly understood, his English only barely suffering from it.
"May I ask what your job is?"

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>>10940550
>The Orrean is now high as fuck. 0s and 8s are now fail rolls.
>He tries to switch out the Alakazam for his trusty Arcanine, and slug the dealer.
"Mija, I need help!"

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>>10940361
>Nerd seems very jet lagged
"No Internet, cramped into a plane and I think I hallucinated either catching a zangoose or a gun, I did not good"

>>10940537
"Central Hau'oli, yep"

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>>10940623
>Loud mrowing
>>10940361
"it wasn't bad. Heheh."

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>>10940621
>The Orrean whiffs again
"Heh heh, I'll give you a demo of the acid alright, orally THAT IS"
"Spill, dispatch the Arcanine"
>252 Atk burned Muk-Alola Gunk Shot vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Arcanine: 53-63 (32.1 - 38.1%) -- 94.5% chance to 3HKO
>Weirdo goes to get his vial of caustic acids, success on evens

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>>10940621
>The lookout comes running. Knife out.
>>10940698
>She tries to slip up on the dealer and plant the knife in his shoulder.

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>>10940590
"Sounds a bit like Mauville."
>Floyd gestures over toward the East.
"The Ocean Science Museum, I primarily study water types out in the field but I work there when they need an extra hand. Makes it easy to slack off. They added a bunch more aquariums since last time."
>The dweeb in the coat shrugs.
"I'm going to be going up to Kinagi to study the Corsola population if you want to come."
>He pulls his phone out, texting someone as he speaks.
"I'm kind of talking about myself a lot. What do you do?"

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>>10940698
>Spill misses, but the weirdo cameraman and dealer finds his vial

>>10940746
>While the weirdo kneels to pick it up, he feels a debilitatingly sharp pain in his shoulder
"GRAH"
>He tries to push away the girl, while the pokemon are still locked in battle

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>>10940867
>The girl calls out her Pokemon.
"Sorcier, fry the Muk!"
>240+ SpA Braixen Fire Spin vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Muk-Alola: 13-16 (6.1 - 7.5%) -- possibly the worst move ever (L50 Muk, L35 Braixen)
>Then, she gets truly savage, and goes for the eyes.

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>>10940758
"I... certainly. I suppose I can accompany you."
>Giorgo blinks several times in surprise before continuing
"Me? I recently got a contract with Devon as a model."
>He twirls his braid around his hand, chuckling
"But I haven't done much yet."

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>>10940980
>Spill locked now in a 2 v/s 1 one battle, and still burned
>Failing to push away the girl with his better arm, Saul easily falls into the girl's arm, and not in a good way
>Glasses knocked away, her thumbs right above his eyeballs
"WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM"

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>>10941119
"Your 'actor's' wishing he was dead, Saul. You're next."
>Squish.

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>>10941158
>This cameraman is now in forced retirement
"YEAAAAAAARGH"
"BIIIIIITCH"
>One hand looking the caustic vial, success on even dubs
>Another trying not to spill too much blood on the soil

>The caustic vial is right behind Saul

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>>10940537
>>10940692
"Good to hear"
>>10940623
"Hallucinated?"

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>>10940692
>Enthusiastic hair ruffling in response

>>10941271
"Hell if I know what I exactly saw."
"But I can tell you one thing: the coffee on board was mediocre"

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>>10941269
>Olivar staggers, trying to get his head together.
"Run, mija! I'll meet up with you later!"
>He tries to grab the freakazoid's caustic vial.

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>>10941337
"On it!"
>>10941269
Anna grabs the knife and tries to get the vial before the Muk can disengage from its fight.

>>10941337
>Trying to grab a fragile vial up to the eyeballs on Vileplume spores is no easy task, even if 1337

>>10941389
>Knife recovered
>Vial secured

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>>10941434
>Anna recalls her Pokemon and takes off up Kalos Route 4, running on adrenaline and panic.

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>>10941434
>Ollie nearly falls over.
"Farennit, gemme outtahere."
>He tries to get his Pokemon to haul his stones ass into the backwoods, off the Routes, to sleep off the drugs he got hit with.

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>>10941324
"Mrrr? Mraw ri' Rey mrou i'?"

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>>10941036
>Floyd squints at him.
"You should probably call them up. Do you only speak English?"
>He starts walking toward the harbor area.
"Come on, walk and talk."

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>>10941706
"Uhm? What about Rey and you?"

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>>10941734
>Thinking Sparklion
"Re mi' mrow wa' mew saw."
>Valjean's attempts at speaking seem to be getting a little more intelligible.

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>>10941707
"English and the Oblivian dialect of Italian. My Japanese is still a work in progress."
>There's a momentary pause while Giorgo lets his Pokemon know he's leaving, setting the Joltik down on a table and jogging to catch up to Floyd.
"... English is still the most commonly spoken language, correct?"

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>>10941759
"That you saw what?"
>Pass own dex to Valjean
"I know you need more practice, but I'm kinda anxious."

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>Somewhere on the Routes, a young woman is panicking.
>She looks like death, and her hands shake.
>"Calm down, calm down, I just... I did that, I really did that. I need to lose these clothes, shower, take a breather."
>Thoughts race through her head - What if a cop sees her on the way back? What if her roommate sees her soaked in filth and blood? Can she sneak in and dispose of the evidence?
>She might as well try, there's no other good options.

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>>10941860
"We mi' mrow. Wa' mew saw. Whi' mreamim."
>Deep breaths, Not-Quite-Talking Luxray. You've got this.

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>>10941324
"Mediocre coffee hmm? Maybe we should get some when we get out into the city, I hear alola has great coffee."
>>10941917
"You're getting better at that."

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>>10941853
>He turns his head back as he walks.
"Italian? Never heard it, care to demonstrate?"
>He pulls a ball from his pocket, a sticker says "Troy's, don't forget."
"English and Japanese if you stay on the main island. People in Dewford and Pacifidlog have a preference for japanese."
>Floyd lets a Sharpedo out into the water and hops on.
"You should hold on to the fin."

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>>10941917
"We.. now...what...saw...dreaming?"

>>10941927
"definitely. If we are to leave life behind, it shall be with the best damn cup of coffee in hand"

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>>10941927
>Intensely Proud Catte
>Mrow out a "Thanks, Sylvie".
>>10942002
"Mrose, Sims, mrose. As' Rey."

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>>10941943
"Cosa vuoi sentire? Citazioni famose?"
>Doing as told, Giorgo hops onto the fish, grabbing a hold of the fin and wincing.
"I guess I'll have to hurry up with my Japanese."

>>10941894
>A man in armor can be seen sitting on a bench farther down the route.
>He hasn't noticed the woman yet.

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>>10942024
"Me and Rey? Uh..."
>Beat
"...well, he asked first."

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>>10942110
>Floyd chuckles.
"That's pretty cool- Oh, right."
>A a pair of work gloves are pulled out of his pocket and handed over.
"Sorry about that."
>Once Giorgo slips them on the Sharpedo speeds toward Pacifidlog.
>Last number + 10 in minutes.

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>>10942133
>Stunned catte.
"Rey mwaaa?"

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>>10942177
>Fidgeting nerd
>Time to fidget with the zapcat's hair, ruffling it
"How to put it in a way... he wanted to imitate one of the dreams"

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>>10941894
>Evens.
>She found a change of clothes and washed her hands, but she still smells of trash, and to any Pokemon with a keen nose, of adrenaline and spilled blood.
>>10942111
>She stumbles over, and takes a seat on the bench, trying to steady her shaking hands.

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>>10942306
>Quiet catte.
"I... see."
>Valjean looks for Frankie's 'dex as they get to the hotel room.

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>>10942172
>Luckily Giorgo doesn't have oddly sized hands. The gloves fit like... Well, gloves.
>Aaand they're here. The Oblivian is probably going to wait for Floyd to hop off first before he follows, seeing as Giorgo has no idea where he's going

>>10942315
>The man looks at the woman.
>Their face is not visible through the cracked visor.
>Cock head as she is recognized.
"Oh, hey. You're the girl from Lumoi-"
>Notice shaking body.
>Raise eyebrow.
"You alright there? Look like you've seen a ghost or something."
>Sigh, then lower voice as if slightly irritated.
"Though that expression has lost its meaning here, seeing as ghosts exist."

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>>10942370
>She squeaks a bit as she realizes who the man is.
"O-OH! I, it's nothing, I just... I'm having a rough night. That's all."
>She sighs.
"Y-Yeah, I did see a ghost, but at least it wasn't pissed off at me."

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>>10942306
"Oh so the two of you went and did it huh?"

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>>10942360
>Floyd hops off the shark, gesturing for Giorgo to follow.
>One of the fishermen is bothered and a wad of cash is exchanged before Floyd turns back to Giorgo.
"We're going to have to surf a bit more but no more Sharpedo. No rapid currents so it'll be smooth from here on. Got anything you want to see?"

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>>10942358
>Keep up the headpats
"I had a feeling that would eventually be awkward with someone"

>>10942428
"I did clear it out with Frankie first, though. Much like with you and him."

>>10942413
>Sigh again.
"You're uh, still shaking. Kinda badly. Been out drinking? Or did that ghost give you a wicked scare?"
>Laugh for a moment.
>Cough.
"Oh. That's blood."
>Scratch back of neck.
>Breathe in for a moment.
>Stop.
"You smell like a wounded soldier, you know. I'm not gonna ask what you've been out doing; that's your business. Might want to use something other than hand soap to clean yourself up, though."

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>>10942536
>Anna's face goes pale.
"Y-yeah... One hell of a fucking scare."
>Deep breath.
"Got too close to some crazy shit, and I just want to forget I saw it."
>Think
"Wanna get a motel room? It's probably comfier than roughing it, right?"

>>10942577
>Shrug.
"I've got one booked for a long-term stay outside of Lumoise. Don't know why I hang around that place so much, but it's been nice there. Might be a good place to sort this all out, and maybe you can get a breather."
>Stand.
"We can talk about it on the way there too, if you feel like it. If not, you don't have to."
>Wave at the woman, intending for her to follow.
"But, try taking some deep breaths, and focus on what you experienced, though. Don't push it back. Won't learn shit that way."
>Begin heading back to Lumoise, the path to which is known by Theta due to a long time spent walking around.

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>>10942464
>The exchange gets a bit of a confused squint from Giorgo, but he refrains from commenting on it.
"I can't say I know what all is here. I did, after all, just move to Hoenn."

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>>10942632
>Anna takes a few deep breaths, following Theta and trying to figure out how to talk about this without self-incriminating.
"I... I'm not sure I'm ready to talk about it. It's all still blurry and raw, you know?"
"At least I don't have to rough it tonight, though. It's been tough enough without sleeping in a lean-to under leaves."

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>>10942682
"Fishing mostly."
>The labeled ball is flicked and the Sharpedo returned.
"I can teach you to fish sometime if you're interested, you'll like this Corsola thing, trust me."
>Floyd strides to the eastmost platform and lets a large Tentacruel out.
>It's large enough to seat about three people so he sits down when he gets on.
"Just a bit further."

>>10942683
"Again, it's your problem. Handle it yourself if that's your intention."
>Provide reassurance through a pat on her shoulder.
"And, well, didn't know that you were homeless. Could've fooled me."
>Laugh weakly.
>Cough.
"Doesn't matter all that much, anyways. Room came with two beds, so as long as you don't plan on causing any problem, you can stay there 'till this is all sorted out. Only one bathroom though, so no long damned showers."

[ The group is a good distance from the city outskirts. ]

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>>10942753
>Anna breathes a sigh of relief.
"Thanks, stranger. I'm not technically homeless, but I don't want to go back to the person whose couch I'm crashing on smelling like death... that and it's a ways out."
>And then something occurs to her.
"I never got your name the first time, did I? I'm jumpy enough I forgot."

>>10942810
"Makes sense. I wouldn't want to do that to someone either."
>Laugh.
"Right, names. Just call me Theta."
>Glance at patch on shoulder.
>Look back at woman.
"-yeah. Yours?"

[ The group is closer now. The lights of the city are visible over the tops of the trees. ]

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>>10942919
"Anna. Call me Anna. I'm an exchange student, or at least I was. I kinda burned bridges with my last roommate over all the Orrean jokes she made, and now, well... life's just gone crazy. Killer meteors, house-hopping... tonight..."

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>>10942733
>He takes a seat next to Floyd on the Tentacruel, leaving just enough space between them to keep it from becoming awkward.
"I would appreciate that."
>A light chuckle leaves the man before he continues
"Fishing was incredibly common in Oblivia, but it was more so done with nets than it was actual poles."

>>10942970
>Nod.
"Anna. Good to meet you."
>Scratch neck.
"Yeah, seems to be a lot going on lately. Since I've been here, it's been like that. Seems so simple, being a student. Compared to now, at least."
>Look down.
"I've got my own things going on, so I know what you're feeling right now. Know it like the back of my hand."
>Look down at hand, staring at the glowing sigil.
"Oh. Right."
>Chuckle.
"Kinda literal, that expression."

[ The group has exited the forest, and is now nearing the edge of town. ]

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>>10942991
>The Tentacruel slowly starts moving north, it pushes rocks and debris out of it's way.
"Sure. How about I buy you a pole as your 'welcome to the neighborhood' gift?"
>If Giorgo is paying attention to the water he'll see it lighten up and see a few pink blobs trotting around under the water.

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>>10943062
>Anna looks at the sigil, fascinated.
"That's... that's not a sign of any sect or faith that's well-established, and I'm not a dumb kid. I'd recognize it if it was anything from around here. It's almost..."
>She pauses.
"Almost otherworldly."
>Deep breath.
"I'd say this is crazy, but I think I'm past the line for crazy now."

>>10943112
"You're not crazy, at least, not about this thing."
>Wave hand.
"I'm not from here, so the proverbial nail's definitely in the wood. Woke up in the middle of some cave, kinda icy and whatever. Bit by bit, I figured out what I'm supposed to do here."
>Flip hand, palm facing the sky.
"Seek."
>Slowly, his palm erupts in what appears to be a red-tinged flame.
>As the seconds tick by, it forms into a line of sorts, pointing southwest.
"Whatever, or whoever's at the end of this line-"
>Close hand, erasing the flame.
"I've gotta kill."

[ The motel is visible now, not too far off from the group. ]

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>>10942510
"Like me and him? My what has he been saying about little old me?"

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>>10943185
>Anna jumps a bit at the flame.
"Whoa. Never seen a human do that before. At least I'm not at the end of that line, right?"
>Anna laughs awkwardly.
"Still, a man from another world's not the craziest thing I've heard of, and it explains a lot."

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>>10943064
"Well, I can't reject a gift, can I? It would be rude."
>Giorgo's not dumb enough to put himself in danger of falling over, but he does lean to see the pink blobs.
"These are Corsola, correct?"

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>>10943205
>By now, the group should be at least at the lobby of the hotel
"Nothing more than the implied last night, and anything else that might have happened and I am not aware of."

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>>10943285
"Well that settles it. I'll get you a pro rod."
>They come up where the Tentacruel stops.
>A giant mass of the pink blobs can be seen under the water.
>Several more are approaching the large group.
"Sure are. Would you want one?"
>Floyd flicks a notepad out and takes notes, mumbling to himself.
"Pelagic zone... Must be here for the sun..."

>>10943259
"Not something you're likely to see again, that's for sure. Branded folk aren't exactly common.here."
>Laugh as well.
"And, well, yeah. Does explain some things."
>Look at motel.
"And there's our place."
>It's a relatively clean place, one someone would to find around a large city.
>The sign declaring 'some vacancy' is blinking at odd intervals, if at any at all.
>Search pocket.
>Pull out a keycard as they walk towards the building.
"Room one-oh-six. Up the stairs, on the left."
>Continue, reaching and ascending the stairs.
>Stop by old, dusty vending machine.
>Present card.
"Here, you can go inside, wash up or whatever. I'm gonna grab a soda."
>Cock head.
"You want anything?"

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>>10943371
>Anna nods.
"Just a soda, thanks. I'll get cleaned up. Oh, do you mind if I let my Pokemon stretch their legs? I promise they'll behave, I just don't like keeping them cooped up for too long."

>>10943404
>Theta presses the keys for a random soda, then another.
>Ka-chunk.
"Ah. Melon sodas. Never had em."
>Walk towards room.
"Gonna need you to open the door. Hands are a bit full here."
>Look up.
"And go ahead with the Pokemon. Should be fine. As long as they don't tear anything up. I've only got so much cash on me, so I can't be replacing anything."
>Wonder what manner of creature will be seen this time.

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>>10943479
>Anna pops the door open, holds it for Theta, and lets out the team from their Pokeballs. The batlike creature that perched on her from their first meeting is there, as is a yellow-orange foxlike creature, walking on two legs with a twig nestles in its fluffy tail-fur, and a stocky feline creature with red streaks in its white fur, and large claws.
"Mila, Cirrus, Sorcier, this is Theta. Be nice to him, okay?"

>>10943528
>Look over shoulder at Pokemon while walking in.
>Set cans down on table.
"Yeah, that's a good idea. They're kinda cute though."
>Look at bat.
"I remember you from last time. Cirrus, I think."
>Sit down on edge of bed.
"They seem well behaved. Are all of these Pokemon so well trained by people?"
>Sigh.
>Lay back on bed.
"Also, I didn't realize how much I needed to rest 'till I sat down here. Holy hell."

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>>10943583
"Most Pokemon with Trainers are pretty well-behaved. There's always exceptions, though - wild Pokemon, Pokemon with shitty Trainers, or just plain hard-to-train species."
>She closes the door.
"I can tell you some of the stories I've heard once I'm out! Gimme five minutes!"

>>10943666
>Though Theta seems excited to hear the stories and interact with the strange new creatures that Anna has released, he will be asleep after she gets cleaned up.

( I will not be available for a period of time. It was fun. )

>There is a second keycard on the table, however, with a message attached.
>"I'm probably going to be out when you're done, so here's my other card. Come and go when you feel like it."
>"P.S.: The bat seems to like melon soda. I didn't open yours though."

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>>10943724
>Anna flops onto the bed, seeing that Theta's sacked out, and is out like a light.

( I agree, I really enjoyed this. Take care, dude. )

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>>10943344
"Perhaps. How well do they fare out of water? I don't exactly have an aquarium."
>He can't lean much more safely, so he lays down on his stomach, peering down into the water

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>>10943760
"They can go up to a full week without water before they start bleaching. I'd personally suggest trying to keep them wet as often as you can because they keep their color and grow better if they're wet."
>A Net Ball is placed next to Giorgo before some fish food is tossed onto the water.
>A few Corsola surface to investigate.

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>>10943316
"I see. Well if I'm to be honest I'm for some reason a little disappointed I didn't manage to get you first"

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>>10943856
"I never expected him to move any further than snuggling either, considering his traumatic past"
>Pet the fairypupper deliberately close to the ribbon
"And personally, It prefer when they come to me"

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>>10943837
"I'll look into getting an aquarium. Any Pokemon of mine is going to be in a beautiful, pristine condition."
>Rather than simply chuck the Pokeball at a Corsola like a normal person, Giorgo attempts to reach down and pick one up.
"I really dislike Pokeballs. Handling them isn't an issue, is it?"

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>>10944171
"I can get you one from work if you want."
>1
>The Corsola sinks below, but Giorgo is able to grab the tip of its skeleton.
>Going to have to roll an even to pull it up.
"Just as long as you aren't too rough. Or drop it on the ground."
>Tentacruel is given a tap and uses a tentacle to push the Corsola up just a tad, still making sure Giorgo has to work for it.

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>>10944215
"Again, that would be much appreciated. I'll pay you back for it."
>The Oblivian isn't quite sure what constitutes too rough, but he tries to be gentle in his handling of the Corsola, attempting to slide a hand underneath for better support
>Rollin' to pull up a Corsola
"Right, I'll avoid doing so. Any other tips on caring for... Coral."

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>>10944292
"You're going to end up owing me a ton. Just buy me a boat and we're even."
>2.
>The Corsola comes up with ease and struggles against his grip.
"Just don't try to bend the skeleton or snap it off. When you get it home you're going to want a UV lamp."

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>>10944378
"I... Don't think I can afford a boat at this point in time. Maybe if I become incredibly popular."
>He sits up, setting the Corsola in his lap and attempting to soothe it with light strokes across the back.
"A... UV lamp?"

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>>10944511
"I'll just keep using the one at the docks until then. We can get going in a few minutes, I need to check salinity."
>Floyd takes a few more notes, checking things like water temp.
>11, ha.
>The Corsola headbutts Giorgo as hard as it can, rolling for actual hardness.
"UV, they photosynthesize, which is getting nutrients from the sun. That or you'd need to have it outside twenty-four seven."

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>>10944554
"Would a windowside aquarium suf-"
>He's cut off by a Corsola ramming its head into his abdomen, the Oblivian being reduced to pained wheezing for a few moments
"Are they normally this violent?"

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>>10944673
>Floyd turns back, shrugging.
"I mean you did just kidnap it from it's home. Pet it and talk to it."
>Having got enough data for now, Floyd pats his Tentacruel and it starts back toward Slateport.
"A windowside aquarium would be great actually, put it toward the sea, though."

>>10944711
>11.
>Dice hates everyone.
>Floyd gets spilled into the water by his Tentacruel suddenly jerking to the side.
>It takes him a few moments to climb back on, like it's happened before.
"Anyway. Slateport, please."

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>>10944711
"I have been petting it."
>Obviously he needs to revert to the petting tactics used on Scout's Larvesta.
>With the tips of his fingers he massages the base of the antlers, his other hand lightly stroking the top of the Corsola
"Right, sea facing windowside aqua-"
>>10944724
>He blinks a few times, simply staring at the now soaked Floyd
"Does this happen often?"

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>>10944761
"Sometimes. It's whatever, don't worry."
>Last number + 5 to Slateport since they're going through the current.
"Sea facing because if you face it toward Slateport you aren't going to have a Corsola anymore."

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>>10944786
"... how so?"
>Giorgo glances back and forth between the Corsola and Floyd several times, worrying if Slateport is ugly enough to kill his Corsola

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>>10944843
"Contest people are brutal."
>Floyd gives Giorgo his most serious face.
"Especially around Slateport and Lilycove."
>Floyd hops off his Tentacruel, onto the docks.

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>>10944893
"That's..."
>It's a struggle for him. The idea that someone would break into another's house and steal his companion? Practically unheard of in Oblivia
"... unfortunate. I guess I'll leave that window's curtains closed."

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>>10945035
"I was thinking about going into that stuff and then I saw a girl get her Mudkip get stolen in basically broad daylight."
>He shrugs, walking with Giorgo to his house.
"You live next to me and I'm usually up all night so if anyone comes by I'll tell them to go."

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>>10945082
"Well... I thank you for that. Unfortunately I need sleep to maintain my appearance."
>He hesitates at his door, looking back at Floyd
"Goodnight, Floyd. I'll presumably see you tomorrow?"

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>>10945231
>Floyd nods and waves.
"Yeah, yeah. See you after work, dude."
>He heads into his house to get a change of clothes and go to work.

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Birb Bump

>>10946933
birbs

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>Eros wakes up in an alleyway in Castelia, groaning.
"Note to self, don't fall asleep sitting against a hard wall..."
>He twists his tails in his paws, popping them, and then his back.
>He sorts through the small satchel he has, glad to find his Dex and his remaining chimichanga are safe.
>He takes the latter out, munching on the cold fried burrito as he leaves the alley, wondering what to do today.

>>10947372
>touch fluffy tail

>>10947372
>roll to fart on his face

>>10947372
>roll to fart on Eros' face

>>10947372
>>10947796
>fart successful
>bring ass to his face
>target locked
>unleash a green gas cloud from my sweating buttcheeks onto their face

>>10947823
I know this is /trash/, but come on guys

>>10947830
shut up meg
>farts on their face again

>>10947823
*Unsheathes katana*
*Teleports behind you*
Nothin personel, kid
*Slashes you from a thousand angles at once*

>>10947372
>shit on chest

>>10947893
NUH UH NUH UH
*TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU A MILLION BAJILLION TIMES SO YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME*
*PULLS OUT KATANA AND USES MOONLIGHT SWORD SLASH, SLICING YOU INTO ITTY BITTY PIECES AS YOUR BLOOD RAINS DOWN ONTO THE EARTH*
I'M GOD
YOU CAN'T KILL GOD

>>10948029
*it was a magical hologram*

>>10948057
Still a better love story than twilight

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>Annoying monkey: exist again
>Searching for orbs, balls and anything else spherical abd shiny

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>>10948057
NO
NONONONONONONONONONONONO
YOU DARE TRICK ME?!?!?!?!!?!?!
*ACTIVATES STAND*
STAR PLATINUM!!!!!!!!!!!
*APPEARS AND PUNCHES YOU A TRILLION MILLION GORILLA WARFARILLION TIMES*
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

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>>10947372
>Eros sets off in a random direction, pondering his old Trainer's fate, and what secrets he never got to learn from the man.
"What made you do it, Dave?..."
>He pulls out the holocaster, something he had neglected using, and turns it over in his paws
"This was the last thing you worked on... maybe it holds the key."
>He turns it on, manipulating the holographic display and attempting to find any clues his trainer could have left behind.
>Rolling

>>10948124
*it was another hologram*

>>10948147
>roll to fart on his face

>>10948147
roll to fart on Eros' face

>>10948147
>>10948182
>another gassing of my Zyklon B for my Zyklon Bitch
>"Pucker up kid"
>lets out another cloud of foul death from my twitching anus

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>>10948158
YOU...
BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU
TIME TO GET MEGA ULTRA SERIOUS
*ACTIVATES BANKAI*
GETSUGA TENSHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*SLICES YOU UP WITH THE POWER OF DARKNESS, - 0 BILLION % PERCENT CHANCE YOU SURVIVE*
HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE DEAD

>>10948147
>rape

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>>10948147
>Watching