/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Yoga Days Edition
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I claim this thread for Peridot
>>10932617
IM GONNA VOMIT
>>10932617
I want to die while attempting to fuck a 5 stories tall six armed woman
>Steven sees a video of stripping and because he has the mind of an 8 year old he thinks its just a funny thing.
>He sees all the girls in the crowd of the video are cheering so he thinks the gems might enjoy it if he did the same thing.
>Steven invites all the gems to the Barn and Connie.
>They all sit as Steven gets ready behind a curtain.
>Steven comes out and all the gems jaws drop besides Garnet who saw this coming.
>He's wearing a revealing police uniform like in the video he watched.
>He giggles as he starts stripping.
>Connies face is bright red.
>Peridot is confused to what is going on.
>Pearl is sweating bullets.
>Amethyst can't stop laughing.
>And Lapis begins to slowly guide her hand under her skirt.
>By the time Steven has stripped to only his underwear he thinks he had done a successful show.
>Amethyst was rolling around on the floor laughing.
>Peridot was asking if this was some kind of Earth ritual he didn't get.
>And Garnet was busy trying to keep Lapis Pearl and Connie under control as they reached out for Steven.
>Steven smiles and says "You know I bet I could make a living out of this!
>>10932737
The shittest gem beyond redemption
>>10932737
T H E B E S T
H
E
B
E
S
T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAHC7wE7SUU
>>10932756
>Not Pearl and Lapis rushing to Greg to give them money so they can throw it to Steven
It still was pretty good
>>10932617
>Lapis's face
Every time.
>>10932756
Kek
>>10932771
THE WORST
What if Pink and Yellow diamond groomed Jasper into being a slut when she was young?
>>10932756
>>Steven comes out and all the gems jaws drop besides Garnet who saw this coming.
kek
>>10932820
You mean PD groomed Jasper, and Jasper is mad at YD because she doesn't rape her.
>>10932756
I told you guys it would be a funny episode
Perifood
>>10932848
shrimp vagina
Humans should be food
I'll be out for a bit, I'll leave this Steven to you guys.
I'm sure nothing bad will happen to him.
http://mellowfilmmaker.tumblr.com/post/156696049579/mellow-frames-stevens-weird-dreams
>>10932617
>>10932741
>>10932808
>>10932935
Deedee?
>>10932953
>>10932737
I claim this thread for shitdot's shards.
>>10932935
Not so mister to me
>>10932860
you've been down too long in the midnight sea
>Leave Steven's penis to me!
>>10932756
Finally some quality content.
Pearl is bitch
this is apparently an angel aura gemsona.
>>10933021
she thicc
>>10933012
Peridot is shit
>>10932935
I don't know why this seems so gross.
>>10933021
She looks like a corpse
>>10933064
It looks unatural to me
>>10933084
Hmm yeah, it looks like she dislocated her legs.
>>10932925
They can be funny when theyre not being all su critical
>>10933103
Also feet are gross as it is
What if my dick is pink diamonds
Daily reminder that Jasper is Asuka
>>10933112
lol swears r funny
Where do you browse art? tumlbr and twitter? The last one has zero tag system and even more shittier design
>>10933155
And they are the only choices
>>10933155
here
>>10933140
What?
I was talking about their whole comic idiot
I will shatter a gem for every new day without the episodes from now on.
>>10933155
Tumblr
>>10933021
i'd eat her irradiated butthole
How do you masquerade your farts in public?
>>10933216
Start with the green one.
Ian guarding fridge with bat during night to prevent sugar eat it whole
>>10933249
English?
Are there any more green rose edits?
>>10933155
I just use twitter because tumblr is usually full of ugly art and ugly ship art. It's more of a hassle but it's worth it.
>>10933278
I get angry when someone requests to not tag a specific ship from the fanart
>>10933268
Is this rose?
>>10933006
Is this what Lapis going to say when shit happens?
Gems should keep cool on hot days
>>10933354
You should burn alive
>>10933354
You should keep cool with me on hot days
>>10933354
You know what's great for hot days?
Water
>>10933278
Fuck it. Twitter has the most shittest design and art
>>10932617
yoga indeed
>>10933435
Eww, what the fuck is going on
>>10933461
Ewwwww
>>10933268
>>10933485
>>10933435
>yellow eyelashes
nope
>>10933462
I'd guess that it is Connie sucking dick and Peridot pulling on balls with her lips. Fuckin' pedos, I swear.
>>10933414
I have a couple of those water mist fans, we can sit by them and drink lemonade. If you want.
>>10933532
>>10933354
You should keep cool on hot days with me
>>10933532
I'm gonna vomit all over you
>>10933541
Oh it's no issue that it's pedo. I'd fuck a connie.
But look at her lips, it looks like she has face cancer.
>>10933552
>>10933557
Conniefags are worse than Hitler
Why are there so many pictures of Pearl sucking her dick?
>>10933532
>>10933548
>>10933561
You reallly love dick, don'tcha.
>>10933574
It's canon.
>>10932617
>pearl's feet
Who knew I'd literally sweat from looking at this
>>10933428
Itty bitty titties
>>10933521
THANKS
Sauce??
>>10933568
Rude!
>>10933592
Wtf happened to Scribble
>>10933428
Boy love is the purist form of love.
How do people find Pearl sexually attractive? She's so awkward looking.
>>10933545
That sounds like a lovely way to spend time
>>10933600
>>10933668
She's a cute trap.
>>10933674
>>10933690
>>10933592
i really need to draw her feet more often
>>10933705
This has been a brief interruption for 3D tiny titties. Please continue to shitpost as normal.
>>10933668
She's thin and feminine, also her needy personality
>>10933674
>>10933690
>>10933705
>>10933720
I will bully them with my boy tits
>>10933720
>>10933705
>>10933690
>>10933674
kill yourself dude
>>10933637
made it myself in response to your post.
>>10933668
The best lay I have ever had in my life was from a girl with her body type and had similar awkwardness. I've been addicted to S T I C C ever since.
Then Steven Universe came on air and I bet Pearl can fuck like a beast.
>>10933765
I have no idea why I like these so much
How do you do this? I am not familiar with photoshop at all
>>10933800
Filters. Filters are your friend
>>10933713
You should, senpai
Also, post all the feets you have
>>10933823
can you make her blue?
>>10933781
>sexing humans
ew
>>10933841
Different anon, I could try, but I'm not at my computer now
>>10933843
Come now, Pearl. It wouldn't be your first time.
>>10933648
He stagnated stopped taking risks
>>10933823
This is vague.
What app do you use? Could you give the specifics as to what you did to make her green?
>>10933656
>Lapis will never be a cute shota
Why Sugar must hurt us that way?
>>10933838
You mean Pearlfeets? I'm not sure if they've been posted already
>>10933943
Why feet? Why not vagina?
>>10933897
There's many ways to change colors. The simplest ways on photoshop are thru filters or messing with the hue/saturation
>>10933967
Also I should point out I'm a different anon
>>10933917
Would of blown everyone's minds too to see the first male gem as a cute innocent child. instead of some kind of power house.
Even better when he shows just how powerful he really is despite his appearance.
>>10933897
>What app do you use?
>app
how obscene. You talk to your mother with that mouth?
>>10933800
>I am not familiar with photoshop at all
Neither am I, I use krita. It's free (as in freedom) and I use it for drawing in general.
As >>10933967 noted, there are many ways to do it. I'm actually not playing with the color balance of the entire picture, because it would mess up backgrounds. I just use the "select by
similar color" tool, then on a separate layer fill it with a color of my choice, then play around with blending. Sometimes "multiply" works best, sometimes "Color HSL", just try out different options.
I could probably make those look much better if I wasn't a lazy fuck.
>>10933943
Or post them on the boorj
>>10933897
Like the other anon said, messing with hue/saturation sliders are the easiest method and can be done in a variety of programs. Photoshop will give you more options though, you can use a variety of overlays to get exactly what you want instead of hoping you get the result you want from hue/sat.
Good morning everyone.
>>10934102
tits or gtfo
>>10934102
boop
Woops missed a spot.
>>10934102
unnnngh fuck thank god you posted i was edging for hours
best nut in my life
>>10934102
Fuck off
>>10934102
How wide is your snatch?
>>10934102
Yeah, FUCK OFF
>>10934102
Morning? It's four in the afternoon.
>>10934102
that's a fat bloop
>>10933987
The cute but powerful it's a cliche at this point, but it would be an improvement to Lapis desu
>>10934102
niggers have black skin
Goodnight /sug/
>>10934144
If anyone wants to know how do to it in photoshop. Also select only the gem, not the background to adjust
>>10934174
he's probably from Australia.
>>10934186
Night sweetie
WAKE UP /SUG/!!!!
>>10934227
uuuuughhh, five more minutes mom
>>10934227
never, only when there's new episodes
>>10934239
HIATUS FOREVER
>>10934192
nah, bloop is from California I think
>>10933987
>male gems
i dont know why it annoys me when people ask for this but it does
>>10934293
It goes against everything. I mean Steven is the male gem
Daily reminder that Steven Universe is post-apocalyptic
>>10933880
i see greg finally learned to pull out
>>10934293
Bet you're a feminist or a yurifag
>>10934364
no, it just reads to me like a teenage boy who needs a badass male character to self insert onto
Where's pickle Peridot?
Earth Gems are best gems
>>10934440
>character literally recommended a cute innocent child
>badass male character
go back to tumblr, feminist fag
Soon
Pearl is best gem
>>10934468
i meant in general.
also
>Even better when he shows just how powerful he really is despite his appearance.
also, that's probably some oedipal /ss/fag who wants another little boy character to imagine bumping uglies with pearl or some other maternal character
___ deserves to be punched right in the face
>>10934519
Jasper
is there anybody out there
>>10934519
Lapiss
>>10934519
Steven's penis
>>10934482
leave it to a feminist to keep assuming only the negative about men, its totally fine when they do the exact same thing with aquamarine, but when its a BOY, woah dude, you're an edgy teen!
fuck off, retard, and to assume he's an /ss/fag just because they're recommending a male kid gem is utterly, skull fuckingly retarded
>>10934523
you are dreaming
wake up
>>10934523
nigger are you blind
>>10934519
oh SIHT
>>10934551
barn
>>10934519
everyone who participates in su critical
>>10934519
God
If Lars is like Lion now, how long do you think it will take for him to figure out he's capable of FTL travel? Why didn't Steven tell him?
>>10934519
The Blooplefag
>>10934598
i predict he'll use it on the ship and save the off colors. Stevonnie crash lands and thinks he died.
>>10934598
The moon is 1.3 lightseconds away from the Earth.
It take Lion about 30 seconds to warp to the moon.
Lion isn't FTL.
>>10934651
Yeah but Lion is a lazy fuck, he was probably not even trying.
Just did this for someone on tumblr
>>10934519
Whoever came up with the idea for the memebarn and whoever likes the memembarn
>>10934671
C U T E
>>10932756
>Pearl is sweating bullets.
>>10934671
Très cute
>>10934678
it was probably matts idea
>>10934671
Neat. I like her messy hair
>>10934670
There's so many gems now, they can stop now I think
>>10934666
Normally I'd agree, but Lion was trying to save the Earth, and therefore his naps.
With so much at stake, it's reasonable to assume he was going all out.
>>10933674
>>10933690
>>10933705
>>10933720
My personal headcannon is that Lapis has the body of Georgia Jones.
What did I miss /sug/?
>>10934791
>she pulls down her top
>these pop out
hey it's me shuckle anon posting dumb inane bullshit how do you feel about live albums usually i don't bother but sometimes they're just amazing when frightened shuckles are said to hide under rocks but they're two feet tall and they have a shell so that doesn't make sense and they don't need to they have the highest defense of any pokemon probably the pokedex is outdated
>>10933690
Who is she?
>>10934878
Careful Shuckle, people are getting vicious here
>>10934941
lapis
>>10934643
Gotta have that fusion with worst girl! Gotta have have predominantly female protagonist that Tumblrites just eat the fuck up on that Hell Siteâ„¢
>>10934878
WOW
>>10934965
What did she do to deserve an insult like that
>>10934336
He isn't even a Gem, he's a hybrid.
>>10934994
CAPS. FOR. CASH.
Steven's penis?????
>>10934961
i have a base defense of 230 i fear nothing
when the times are just right i can deliver the most devastating attack known to pokey my ilk will inherit the world we are coming for you we're very slow but we're coming for you
>>10935055
Guyyyyys
Sttoooooop
>>10935055
it's bigger than your penis
>>10935063
Ur da best, Shuckle
>>10935055
Did someone mention Steven's penis?
>>10935063
Well I have.... a Master Ball?
>>10935124
fuck
Jaspball is gonna end up canon isn't it?
>>10935015
WOW NEAT SHIP THERE
>>10934678
I like how everyone else's pages look better than the memebarn gems
Pearl's penis.
>>10935181
It's all just vectors, this calendar is complete shit.
>>10935179
Best ship
>>10935159
jasper is for fluorite
>>10935159
>>10935210
Jasper is for [spoiler]Kevin.[/spoiler]
>>10935210
Jasper is for Blue Zircon
>>10935198
True but I still think lapis, peridot and jasper had the worst page.
Itd have been nice if they actually drew new art for it
>>10935246
Ew you
>>10935210
jasper is for die
>>10935233
YAAAS
>>10935237
Blue Zircon is for Alphys.
>>10935210
Jasper is for GREG
>Captcha: Friendship
Umm...
>>10935204
Very besto
>>10935306
Never watched Undertale, is this accurate?
>>10935328
yea
>>10935210
Nah, Eyeball has shown that she is actually in love with Jasper. It's either gonna be her getting together with Jasper, getting rejected by Jasper or her not liking the real Jasper.
>>10935328
Sans is for sex
>>10935237
>>10935315
the only correct answers
>>10935339
she doesn't even know jasper, it's more likely the rubies won't like jasper if they meet her and she's not cool and fun like amethyst
>>10935346
Don't you mean Steven
>>10935210
>>10935233
>>10935237
>>10935315
Jasper is for Steven
>>10935365
She likes the image and reputation of Jasper, that's why I said she might not like the real Jasper.
>>10935348
I wish there was MORE art
Jasper is for incest
>>10935392
This.
After Lion is missing, he'll need a new pet
>>10935106
Could you imagine Lapis's reaction when she reads a book about how babies are made and realises that Steven and her can make one,
>>10935422
Steven needs a woman who will make him into a man
lapisfags and pedos need to be banned immediately
>>10935320
Bestie best 4eva
I want to TOUCH Holly.
>>10935441
Lapis has already made a ton of quartz babies that she failed to raise and protect, she should never be allowed to have anymore children.
>>10932914
someone reposted my maymay
>>10935458
>Jasper it's okay, I'm here.
Actual quote by Steven approaching his woman
>>10935441
Lapis forced him to become a man,
>>10935441
I'm sure she'll be surprised that she can read in the first place
Lars is going to kill her with his penis right?
>>10935490
It's not her fault Bismuth came and aborted all her children.
>>10935518
Probably.
>>10935518
No.
>>10935525
It's her fault for not stopping her
>>10935503
>>10935484
i want to free holly's hollies
>>10935554
You try to stop getting sucker punched by a communist ape.
The next commissions I'm working on are a nsfw amy and a nsfw peridot. Might also do a collab with Tooney
>>10935603
can you draw peridot with dick nipples
>>10935603
>Somebody paid for a lewd of Amethyst
I never thought that could happen
What is Holly's endgame? We know the Famethyst will likely return to Earth and live there and spend time with Amethyst and probably Jasper. But what about Holly?
>>10935635
how so?
>>10935441
Better yet, she can be his child, and they'd be together forever.
>>10935662
Becoming a cum bucket for the Zoomans
>>10935466
perifags need to be executed immediately
>>10935595
I'm not a god-tier waterbender.
Lapis has no excuse.
>>10935685
She's not popular.
>>10935711
Fuck off Bismuth you're not innocent.
>>10935662
this
then she dies
>>10935711
Did you see any water where she was?
>>10935339
kill yourself
>>10935479
Infinitily best 5evr
>>10935632
I'm making dinner and don't have my tablet plugged in, here you go
>>10935747
Fuck off, Pedo.
>>10935758
I'm glad to see you've finally are starting to draw some good kinks.
>>10935697
kill yourself
>>10935248
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATCH THE BIRTHSTONES
>>10935736
She was obviously there to terraform the canyons and make them flat enough for healthy Quartzes to emerge.
Do you think they were making her do it with a hammer and chisel? No. She was eroding them with water.
>>10935504
Please, Steven would be the one coercing her into sex, with him acting like it's some silly game.
Ah, you don't get to bring friends.
If a gem impregnated a human what kind of baby would it be?
>>10935785
Maybe her 8 ft kids should've been looking out for their tiny mom, what a bunch of retarded kids.
>>10935807
Either a reverse Steven, meaning she/he'll be seventy-five percent gem and a quarter human or just like Steven.
>>10935807
Ask Pearl.
>>10935777
shut the fuck up indexer
>>10935777
>>10935747
kill yourself pedo
>>10935785
There probably would have been other gems there to help her if things went as planned
>>10935588
I want to boop Holly's nose
>>10935856
relatable
>>10935819
Most were deformed and probably less than a day old. Of course they were retarded
>>10935766
>>10935787
All I think about with this scenario is how guilty Steven would feel after doing it. He'd probably want to kill himself even if she did end up liking it.
Ranger Tabes would make a great Jasper.
>>10935775
I know, right?
>>10935900
And that's all Bismuth's fault, so thank you Bismuth.
>>10935935
This turned my pussy into a waterfall.
>>10935935
I said good kinks, not bad ships
Seeing how depressed Lapis is.
If she fused with Steven would her depression rush over him?
I mean the second they fuse he would be hit by a truck of bad emotions might tear his heart apart.
>>10935915
If she liked it then it's all good. If she gets confused and starts crying then he'd probably feel bad.
>>10935937
Abusive narcissist showing her true colors
For the one who tried uploading this to the booru:
It was too big, but I changed the maximum size for uploading so it's fine now.
>>10934671
this pearl should be a belly dancer
>>10935998
ah alright thanks a lot man
>>10935977
>he doesnt have a kink for giant pepperoni nipples
Shameful.
>>10935977
Fine, here ya go.
>>10935994
I think he'd feel guilty either way. I mean he apologized for saving Lars's life.
>>10936075
Now that's something worth commissioning.
Keep it up, galaxy
>>10935978
And then she'd be hit with a wave of positivity, kinda like Pearl with Garnet. Then they'd balance out to be milquetoast and self-absorbed. They seem like they'd make an interesting fusion.
What gem is the most adept at being petted?
>>10936106
jesus
gems are for kill!
>>10936120
amethyst and centipeetle
>>10935978
>>10936109
>because *it's so different than the last time*
>>10936103
True, Steven really isn't capable of doing a single kinda bad thing without getting borderline suicidal over it.
>>10936132
yes
>>10936132
yup
>>10936132
>not lapis
baka desu
>>10936132
Hey, you're coloring!!
>>10936154
And then it grabs its nose to make sure Lapis didn't accidentally fuse with Jasper again.
>>10936154
I just want her to feel his happiness, and cry over it, and maybe get addicted to it.
What a hero.
>>10936120
*pomf*
>>10936241
Oh man I still rembber that time everyone thought Lapis might fuse rape Steven and kept him trapped in a fusion with her so she can have all his joy to herself.
So many green texts,
Good times.
:(
I really don't want Lapis fusing with anyone and crying how "it's so different than last time" until the other characters acknowledge how fucked up it was how she fusion raped someone. You'd think Garnet would be uncomfortable with her after "Keeping it Together", but we got nothing because damned if Lapis interact with someone other than Steven and Peridot.
>>10936283
I'm saving this
>>10936305
kill yourself
>>10936310
>implying lapis won't be a dindu for the rest of the show
>implying they won't have jasper apologize to her
>>10936310
Nobody wants that stop being defensive.
>>10936154
>>10936237
aw you guys and lapidots should be friends, since you share the same fanfics
>>10936313
sorry but you are not allowed
>>10936318
Defensive against what?
>>10936310
Don't worry, she's not gonna fuse on her own accord. Rebecca said shes in "retirement" and how she's realised how out of control and extreme she can get. She realises that she was fucked up even if other characters don't.
Also Malachite hasn't been fully wrapped up yet I'd say.
>>10936317
>"I'm sorry for letting you rape me."
>>10936336
Holly Blue's head horns are not hair
>>10936305
Those were nice times, maybe one day rape anon will get back into the swing of things. I do think she'd kinda get addicted to him after fusing, but less so after she has some fusion development, so she won't go insane like Pearl did.
>>10936336
You're gonna give me that .gif now.
https://youtu.be/gzV8Q2fsN0o?t=13m14s
>>10936354
jasper was asking for it
Why are Jasperfags so autistic?
>>10936363
yes they are
>>10936376
never
>>10936310
Its a meme
>>10936363
It's hair, if her concept art is anything to go by.
So what is "Change Your Mind" going to be about?
Lapis changing her mind to stay?
Changing Bismuth's mind on shattering?
Changing Jasper's mind on everything?
Changing Lars' mind on space adventures?
>>10936306
You sad?
>>10936316
shut the fuck up indexer
wew really like this fanfic, basically holly gradually getting used to being molested by the famethyst but its in a human AU
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10433589
>>10936397
because memeworld trio was a mistake
>>10936397
because they're cancer
>>10936412
>human au
holly blue is desperate is better
>>10936316
kill yourself pedo
>>10936423
i-i like human au :( but ill check out that desperate one though
>>10936407
lapis or diamonds duh
Guys I have a leaked image of what Pink Diamond looks like.
Spot the bald patch
>>10936407
MIND CONTROL
AT FUCKING LAST
>>10936465
No diamonds minds are getting changed this early
>>10936464
it's the same author
petting zoo is good but it doesnt have cum-covered holly in it, which i'm pretty fond of
>>10936407
"Change Your Mind"?
>>10936502
BD could maybe
>>10936407
??? Where'd you get "Change your mind" from?
>>10936473
Poor Becky, that must suck
If you're referring to the "nose touch" thing, I know it's a meme here. I'm mostly referring to the original tumblr post and the like where lapidotfags are fantasizing about having their ship reinforced by a fusion.
>>10936473
If she doesn't stop puking she's gonna go bald. Balding can be a sign of malnutrition
Slow day, huh?
>>10936527
>>10936537
>>10936407
>>10936407
Either Lapis or Lars. Only things these upcoming episodes would fit with.
>>10936407
Did I miss some news today?
>>10936527
http://www.tcm.com/search/?text=emea&type=allSite
Popped up on the tcm website last night (same site that listed bismuth and gem harvest as specials many months before they aired) so "change your mind" should be around the end of the season.
>>10936473
DEAR GOD WHYYYYYY
GOD HATES HER
>>10936407
>steven finally goes inside jasper's head and sees all the fucked up shit in there
>it's also an asuka mindrape scene ripoff
>>10936473
Zuke ripped out a patch of her hair before leaving.
She cums on it every night before she goes to sleep.
>>10936580
That and Steven's Power's just sounds like an episode block
>>10936344
I do wonder what her next fusion will be and how they handle it, I don't think she'll be the self-love one. Regardless I hope it's not a lapidot one, it could be malachite but that wouldn't be for a long while.
>>10936635
he can't go into jasper's head until he frees her
>>10936635
>whips out his jasper wallpaper and faps in her brain for a 4D maaturbation experience
>>10936580
Wait what is Stevens Powers?
Also before anyone asks this is supposed to be in seconds, not minutes, the site just messed that up. But it's an accurate site that gave us titles like Bismuth and Gem Harvest.
>>10936475
FUCKING FINALLY NOW I CAN FAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>10936646
That Lapiven fusion is literally just Rebecca Sugar.
>>10936681
ju/ss/t as planned
>>10936473
help her
>>10936681
They'd look like a chubbier Sucrose t b h, she should voice it.
>>10936473
What the fuck. Isn't she just turn 30? How does this happen?
my hero rebeccers sugers is going BALD
I AM TRAUMATIZED
>>10936656
Probably just a showcase marathon of his powers, it looks formatted differently than the others so it's probably not new episodes.
>>10936412
Why is there a "friend chicken" tag?
>>10936712
>How does this happen?
Bulimia is how
laughing my ass off she's balding
>>10936473
Bah, she's pretty youthful looking, I'm sure she'll find a way.
>>10936703
yusss
they'd be so hot and fuggable
>>10936741
they shove twelve kfc drumstick inside holly's vacuum vagina and make her push them out
>>10936758
That's just Stevonnie with shorter hair and wings.
>>10935785
Does this mean the Grand Canyon is a kindergarten?
>>10936754
Did you see the picture of her as a kid? She looks exactly the same. Except with more balding.
>>10936473
dealing with Zuke's autism every day stressed her out too much
>>10936791
Whoa! That tall child looks terrible!
>>10936774
That's most fan Steven fusions
>>10936363
Keep in mind that the Axolotl meeting happened months ago, she's probably fixed it by now, she looked fine in the stream
am i the only one can't get through holly blue is desperate first chapter because of cringe
>>10936580
IT LEG IT GUYS
>>10936862
why? too ooc for you?
>>10936774
fans arent super creative
>>10936862
Not just you.
>>10936656
It's when we discover Steven's true father is really Austin Powers.
>>10936862
The people who ship that are generally cool but they should prepare themselves for the famethysts inevitable return to earth since I doubt honey boo will be going
>>10936896
probably
" She sat in her office wrapped up in a big shawl and petulantly watched the security feeds "
immediately breaks what little immersion there was
>>10936928
oh, if that's what you dont like then it only gets worse
i just like the sex scenes, they're breddy gud imo
>>10936862
I can't get through 99% of fanfiction because of cringe.
If the fic uses one word that I think is too out of character, it completely ruins my suspension of disbelief and I drop it right away. I'm fucking picky.
>>10936980
I can't stand 95% of this fandom's fanfiction. Most of it is human high school/college AU bullshit. I don't want to read about humans, I want to read about rock aliens.
>>10936862
shit man some of the fics I read (human au) I cringe when they use a quote or a song directly from the show. If I have to read someone singing "here comes a thought" again im gonna put a hit on someone
>>10937036
>another Lapis/Peri fanfiction where they are humans in a coffee shop
>>10936862
I expected F/F, not memedicks.
>>10936980
I have a certain idea of what to expect from the show, when a story goes out of those bounds it's so striking and disgusting I have to put it down
>>10937058
succ his blodd
>>10937036
>Most of it is human high school/college AU
jesus christ nigga, don't even start with those.
Any AU fanfic throws me off in √-1 seconds. I don't even try those.
A fanfic needs to be in-universe, canon-neutral and perfectly in-character so that I could even begin reading it.
>>10937062
i thought this was a joke
>>10937047
Kill me.
>>10937047
>another Lapis/Peri fanfic where they are in high school, and Jasper is a past abusive girlfriend.
The only good human Au fanfic I've read was called Inferior Blue
>>10937111
/y/ you gotta do that.
If Jesus was real, why didnt he put an end to slavery
>>10937118
>Inferior Blue
Shit, dude, that one was fucking hard on my heart by the end.
>>10935781
Oh ya I didn't even notice that
Theyve had every months birthstone by now, they should've made it correspond
>>10937132
He would've been crucified even faster that way.
>>10937036
i like the one where lapis rapes the dog
>>10937047
I have no idea what the appeal to that even is.
At least high school/college is an excuse to put characters who would otherwise never speak to each other in the same place and is a relatable experience to most people.
But why coffee shop? I don't understand.
>>10937150
why didn't he just use his superpowers on the jews
>>10937151
I like the one where amputee Peridot gets pregnant with Ronaldo's rapebaby and she tries to kill herself
>>10937111
delete this
I want to tear open her fucking cunt
Holly Blue Agate permits you to touch one hair bun!
Just one!
Which one do you touch? Left or right?
Do you squeeze it or run your fingers through it? Can't do both!
omegaverse coffeeshop lapidot AU
>>10936273
So graceful
>>10937163
Would you give powers to your betrayers?
He was the son of God, but before he died he was still human.
>>10937151
I like the one where malachite rapes an OC on top of a dead cow and ramming a broomstick lubed with blood into her pussy while jasper holds her down
>>10937169
link to this burning shit filled corpse
>>10937180
>omegaverse
>F/F
Sounds like you're the one living in an AU.
>>10937177
chill lapis
>>10937178
can i touch a butt bun
>>10937178
The right one. And I squish it. Sensually.
>>10937100
>A fanfic needs to be in-universe, canon-neutral and perfectly in-character so that I could even begin reading it.
I can stand a little AU or canon divergence if it's interesting, but I completely agree on characterization. It has to be in-character for me to even bother.
>>10937036
the (non-au) lapearl ones i've read are kinda cool, but there's few of those compared to lapidot
>>10937178
I whip out my scissors and cut one off.
>>10937178
I casually touch one of her lower buns ;)
>>10937142
God damn I thought I was the only one. I'm still salty they never wrote the follow up AU of the AU fanfic they talked about at the end of the last chapter. It might have retroactively cheapened the ending a bit but I wanted everything to turn out fine for everyone dammit.
>>10937216
if you cut that bun off, will she die?
>>10937245
She's a big gal.
>>10937252
for you
>>10937036
What would make a human high school/college AU good then?
>>10937241
I think I know which one you're talking about, but I've never wanted to read it, it seemed good but way too sad.
>>10937215
Lapidot is the biggest tag on Ao3 right?
>>10937245
What if Holly stores her brain lobes in her hair buns and if you cut one off or smashed one she would become mentally retarded
>>10937279
yes i do believe it's the largest one, lapidot is practically it's own fandom entirely
>>10937274
If it actually had the townies (Greg, Martha, Barb, MILF Nanefua, etc) During their college years.
>>10937274
one that didnt exist
>>10937274
less focus on left values.
Like every AU has to make a big deal about shit like that
>>10937209
excellent choice!
>>10937305
I can't wait for the uprooting.
>>10937279
autistic kids make up the majority of those authors
>>10937274
Make it a gem high school/college AU.
I love this show, but most of the characters are not good enough to stand on their own without being magical rock aliens.
>>10937274
It would have to have really good characterization and technically correct and compelling writing.
>>10937278
>it seemed good but way too sad.
It's been awhile but it really only gets super sad towards the end.
>>10937279
Just took pic related. Yes, lapidot is by far the largest.
>>10937182
Lapis succing his dick when?
>>10937305
Sucks for me that there's like two lapithyst fics in existence.
>>10937274
normie slice of life that slips into lapis getting into heroin and pimping peridot for $5 worth of crack
>>10937278
It was extremely good. It starts off slightly melancholic, starts ramping up the sadness, with a few spikes here and there, but the last chapter hit me like a god damn freight train. Literally cried.
I like the fact that there isn't any Lapidot, and that Jaspis is shown as an equally fucked up relationship on both sides, without making Lapis look like a fragile cinnamon roll who can do no wrong. Also helps that shipping shit is kept to secondary plots.
>>10937357
I hate Lapidirt so much
>>10937305
Since its so popular wouldnt the network want Becky to make it canon?
>>10937292
i'd take care of her
>>10937351
What about magical girl high school AU?
>>10937381
Becky doesn't care about the fandom.
>>10937279
the best lapidot fic is the one where lapis gaslights, assaults, and isolates peridot from steven
>>10937351
i know exactly what you mean and i'm honestly fed up with people thinking otherwise, the human characters are good, yes, but good isn't enough to act as a stand-alone, they need a crutch to function, yes, i know, people can have different opinions, but the earth is flat is an opinion, and that opinion is retarded, and so is thinking that any of the human characters have enough character to act as a stand alone
>>10937357
How unpopular canon relationships are compared to some ships...Anyone know any good Jaspis fics?
>>10937335
big touchy
>>10937381
No, she's pissed that it's more popular than Rupphire
>>10937357
>>10937378
Seems nice, maybe I'll just skip the last chapter. Learning to Breathe Underwater is also one I really enjoyed.
>>10937351
What if they were humans, but they still had their gem powers?
Like Sky High or Harry Potter or every anime ever?
>>10937357
How many Lapearl fics is there....?
>>10937395
Any fic that paints Peridot as an innocent pure baby that can't defend herself is shit.
This fic was weird from the beginning but still enjoyed it by the end desu
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10312946?view_full_work=true
>>10937409
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9406499
I like the depiction of a "healthier" jaspis in this one.
>>10937409
There's about 50 where either one rapes the other, and a couple where either is a futa. I would like to know if there's a good one.
>>10937437
I remember coming across that but being put off by the description. Maybe I'll give it a shot.
I've always wanted to write Steven Universe fanfic but I'm afraid of it being considered cringy or shit.
>>10937455
i dont know about innocent baby or whatever the fuck, i just like seeing peridot get hurt, break down, and become hopeless
>>10937357
>Two Ruby and Sapphire tags
>>10937381
>Rebecca caring what fans think
>Rebecca pandering to Zuke's autistic underaged fanbase
>>10937457
Superior fic
>>10937482
Are you the lapidot, who likes Lapis beating Peridot up?
>>10937357
The lapidot fandom is really... Dedicated
I will never understand this ship
>>10937378
So what that fic is about?
What AU would theoretically be good?
>>10937425
I wonder if she really is
>>10937498
I noticed people hate both ronaldo and kevin enough to have them die or be rapist or something like that.
>>10937537
"Steven never escapes his cell on the hand ship and the CG are taken to HW"
I think I've seen this show up twice. Basically anything that explores more of HW.
>>10937479
It was a really cute, long fic with a focus on Lapis and Steven, and from what I remember it treated Jasper pretty well/didn't demonize her.
I've written a few, I would say just keep practicing short little stories to get characterizations down and pay close attention to how you're having the characters interact with each other so it doesn't come out OOC and retarded. And don't be afraid to post it, criticism is good and nothing's perfect.
>>10937482
Maybe I'm a psychopath but I love stories where the main character has their will and/or body slowly beaten and broken down, and they have to rebuild it, and stories where everyone abandons them and they have to regain their trust.
The more I like a character, the more I want to see them suffer and be hurt.
>>10937529
It's a human AU where Steven is diagnosed with an unnamed terminal illness and will die in a year or two. He meets Lapis, a depressive delinquint who likes playing the violin, on the beach one day. A lot of stuff proceeds to happen, and I don't want to spoil the ending.
>>10937496
I'm not talking about Becky
I'm talking about what the network wants
>>10937537
Instead of highschool AU, preschool AU.
>>10937513
i wouldnt really say im a lapidot, it's just a depiction of the pairing i enjoy
but yeah basically
>>10937594
add the lapidot tag to it, but lapis is a toddler and peridot is the adult caretaker
>>10937537
That AU with a regular schedule for SU
>>10937594
Conniefags would like that
>>10937578
Thanks for the encouragement anon! I actually have one SU fanfic that I've only written the first chapter for, but I stopped writing because I felt like I couldn't get character voice down. I'll try writing some less ambitious stuff.
>>10937594
I want a porn preschool connverse fanfic
>>10937591
Lapis and Peridot wouldn't be side characters in the show if CN wanted Rebecca to pander to their cancerous fags
>>10937442
167 right now, this is one I've been reading that I really like. It's got a bit of amedot if you're fine with that.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8563870/chapters/19632013
>>10937594
>>10937583
>and I don't want to spoil the ending.
I don't think I'll read it but I want to know what made it so emotional.
>>10937654
spoiler: steven knocks up Lapis
>>10937654
Well, Steven has a terminal illness. Terminal.
>>10937568
Sounds like kibbles-bits au
Give this Cookie some drawings to crumble.
that sounded cooler in my head
>>10937654
spoiler:
>>10937683
Peridot in circus attire.
>>10937646
Thanks, I'll check it out. I've never actually read any SU fics for some reason
>>10937615
That is a fetish.
>>10937537
AU where the barn is a cheap hotel with strict rules against being the way this thing is.
>>10937641
Then why don't they disappear like other side characters and why do they continuously get merch?
>>10937665
nice
>>10937616
HA!
>>10937683
baby Jasper
>>10937683
how about bismuth wearing a business suit?
>>10937692
GAHHHHHH
>>10937665
>no fic yet of lapis and steven getting teen pregnant
what a useless fandom
>>10937537
I honestly don't get the point to AU's
>>10937683
Hotline Beach City
>>10937615
Peridot is an adult teacher, Lapis is a teenage TA, and Jasper is a toddler.
Peridot has a crush on Lapis and is jealous of Jasper and how much time she's spending with Lapis.
Turns out she was right to be jealous, because she later walks in on Lapis molesting Jasper.
In a fit of jealous rage, Peridot takes Jasper's favorite stuffed dog and uses it to suffocate Jasper during nap time.
>>10937686
>>10937668
I knew about the terminal disease from the summary, but that's the only thing that makes it "powerful"?
>>10937692
I am very uncomfortable
>>10937683
centipeetle wearing a tubetop that says bugfucker
>>10937683
Captain Lars taunting Emerald with a flashlight
>>10937637
No prob, and yeah I made the mistake of trying to make a big thing right off the bat and got stuck. Practicing with little stuff helped a lot.
Why is every Lapidot fanfic an AU?
>>10937683
>>10937739
requesting emerald taunting captain lars with a fleshlight
>>10937759
Because Lapidot in and of itself is an AU.
>>10937759
For a ship that's supposedly so canon to them, they sure don't like to depict it in the canon universe.
>>10937683
Pink Lapis
>>10937696
CN does whatever they want with mercy because Rebecca doesn't have control over it, Rebecca wouldn't make Lapis and Peridot a romantic couple for CN just like she wouldn't make them a romantic couple for Zuke because she's persistent on sticking to her vision. I know you lapidirtfags are probably desperate enough to want CN to try to do that
>>10937689
Most of it is boring or samey, you have to really dig to find decent stuff. It's a kinda fun thing to help tide over hiatus.
>>10937537
Human AU where they're the crew for a popular cartoon.
>>10937683
Pink Peridot
>>10937725
someone please make this
>>10937683
baby blue zircon
>>10937797
Oh, I actually like this.
If you could be any gender what would it be
>>10937820
none
>>10937820
Yes.
>>10937820
Girl (male)
>>10937688
dah dah dadadadadada circus nuhnuhnuhnuh nuh nuh nuh nuh afro
circus afro circus afro
polka dot polka dot polka dot polka dot
>>10937820
Rebecca Sugar
>>10937820
euler's constant
>>10937820
Probably the same, so male.
Guy who asked for a tulpa two days ago.
I made the Stalin tulpa, but he kept bugging me about consolidate the revolution and eliminating all kind of petit bourgeoisie he saw in my life, so I made a Trosky tulpa with two ice picks to kill him, and Stalin didn't had a chance. I killed the Trosky tulpa with the help of my Jackie Chan tulpa and an ice pick.
Now once again, dubs decide my new tulpa.
>>10937820
The same one. I'm fine with it.
>>10937791
I feel like there's tons of cool concepts a fic could cover, whether in universe or a AU
>>10937859
tulpa's are not real
>>10937835
Cute
>>10937710
This was harder than I had anticipated
>>10937859
Malcolm Crowe.
>>10937859
Bismuth
>>10937859
Lapis, but only her feet
>>10937198
gemsona POV sucks balls and the rape wasn't explicit
>>10937859
karl marx
>>10937859
Xavier Renegade Angel.
>>10937859
Fluorite
>>10937881
I want to lovingly squish her
>>10937859
The Cluster
>>10937859
Hisoka.
>>10937859
Pearl
But the one from splatoon
>>10937859
Shuckle
>>10937358
>>10937922
kek
>>10937922
That's not too bad
>>10937922
Did I win
>>10937859
Mr. Hyde
From EVOLVE
>>10937866
Fanfic writers usually just play it safe and do the slowburn college AU thing, which kinda sucks. I can think of a lot of cool scenarios that haven't been written about yet.
>>10937714
Was a pleasure doing Bismuth with you, Ms.Rose.
>>10937986
I want to see more thinmuth
When are we gonna get wave 3 pop figures for SU
wink!
>>10937986
She looks cute in a suit
>>10938033
show's been cancelled, go home
>>10933713
how about no
>>10937733
brokenneck.png
When will CN just leak the show on its app
I know it wants to
>>10938039
>>10938039
WINK
new new new new thread soon
>>10937984
*sad naruto flute*
If I only I could write
>>10937935
Don't worry Lapis, he's a ghost, he won't feel anything
Succ that shit
>>10934478
you spelled garnet wrong
S O O N
>>10938121
someone should lewd Pearfield
new new new new thread
>>10938065
Thats a quality peetle
>>10938120
>garnetfags exist
L E L
E
L
>>10938132
Please dont
>>10936469
Please kill that man upstairs.
>>10934670
You're missing some corrupted gems but this is still a good list.
>>10938120
And I thought I was the last one.
>>10937804
I really, really like this design
>>10938104
Same, oh well. Maybe someone will come along and post some neat fics.
>>10938162
please yes
>>10934670
To many characters
>>10934941
https://suicidegirlsnow.com/album/fay-jugo-de-luna/
>>10935306
what the flying fuck
>>10937835
Did you make this?
>>10938120
>>10938180
Brothers!?
>>10937820
spider
>>10936473
who is the person with the bald patch
>>10938256
Alright there are three of us.
Not bad. Not good but not bad.