ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. What does PAR think of the

>>10925498
bat

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>>10924880
>I kinda assumed I was waiting for a second (You), but I guess not
>Palkia's chuckle is like a hiss, air being out through his gills at the action
'If help thy need
then help thy can get.
I care not'

>>10925522
magnet

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>>10925498
I want to take it on, assuming the world doesn't end first.
>>10925529
"Looks like there's some quality family time in my future. Thank you, Palkia."
>Anna bows, before backing away.
"I ask to take my leave, and get started at once."

>Olivar the Hoodie Cultist is probably still trying to regain his senses.

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>>10925498
It's a decent test of battling skill, but there's more to life, and to Pokemon, than battling.

scree

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>>10925604
'Do so.
Little time is there to spare.'
>With that Palkia ceases paying attention to the girl, turning to the numerous other Gogoat carcasses.
>They all receive the same treatment as the first, that is to say... The circle is going to be littered with various bit of Gogoat

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>>10925498
Maybe I will take it some day as a hobby, but not now.

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>>10925743
>And with that, she's off, with her dad's knife and a bloody-minded mission.
>Time to slum it in town for the evening, and see what she can see...

>>10925781
Nerd Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbugmGC6f6k

>>10925875
yes

par im gay

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>Having taken today off to repair shit Scout has refilled his bottles.
>Rolling for if he was able to replace his knives.
>Odds is no, Even gives him one and dubs gives him two.

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>>10925875
(Great pick, but lets kick this up a notch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTK-KU_2vxQ)

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>>10925995
>Knock knock, it's soccerdork time.
>He's holding a receipt in his hands.
"Stibs, can we talk for a minute?"

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>>10925938
>4x knives: Have.
>Scout does what he does best and skulks around town, looking for anything interesting.

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>>10926063
>Heard from the other side of the door
"Come in, come in"

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>>10926122
>Frankie comes in and sits down
"Alright, I'm going to drop the unpleasant stuff first: this receipt is more than a little odd, my friend. A rental van? Please, explain."

>>10926068
(Yall mind if I GM a thing?)
>You can hear a guy call for you down one of the alleyways.

i want

to

marry scout

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>>10926155
(I don't mind.)
>Scout cocks his head and walks down the alleyway, his pokemon in tow.
>He flicks a knife out, looking at the design.
>Alolan knives are sooooooooooooooo cooooooooool.

>>10926206
i do too

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>>10926154
>The receipt denotes that the rental went from Sunday to this Tuesday
>Gulp
"Had to run a few errands as part of this whole moving to Alola thing. Mostly things regarding robotics that I plan on continuing over there."

>>10926206
best bug

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>>10926154
>Sylvie exist today and tippity tap through the dex
"Aren't we moving soon?"

>>10926265
>There's a guy standing there, he's wearing a full length trenchcoat.
>He points an old .45 at Scout, an Alolan Meowth stands at his knees.
"Fork your cash over or you're dead!"

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>>10926306
"So, you were arranging to have things moved. I can understand that, but I'm not sure why you moved the goods yourself rather than having professionals deliver them?"
>Frankie's more concerned than angry.
>>10926342
"We depart tomorrow. I'm just curious about this receipt."

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>>10926362
>Dead.
>That's a word he knows!
>The knife in his hands is tossed toward the goon's neck.

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>>10926382
"Well that's what I meant a van when we're moving isn't really a curious thing is it?"

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>>10926382
"Have you seen what the so called 'professionals' do to anything even remotely fragile?"

>>10926342
"Tomorrow at lunch time. The new facilities aren't ready for habitation so we will have to stay at an hotel in Hau'oli"

>>10926428
>The goon gets a knife to the neck.
"You piece of fuckin'-!"
>He screeches in pain, taking a shot at Scout.
>You know that dubfail earlier?
>He didn't turn the safety off.
>The gun clicks uselessly.

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>>10926459
>>10926477
>In the face of logic, Frankie is appeased.
"I understand your concerns. I was simply curious about things, my apologies."
>Pet a fairypupper
"Here's hoping the world doesn't end, right?"

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>>10926516
>Scout squints, wondering if that metal thing is supposed to do anything.
>He shrugs, pulling another knife and throwing it toward the guy's arm.

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>>10926562
"No need for apologies or to be so stiff, Frankie. That was just understandable concern"

>>10926459
"Yes it is, yes it is"
>Join in the pets

>>10926623
>Barely missed.
>The knife clatters behind him.
>Goonmcgee backs up, flicking the safety off this time.
>He aims a shot at Scout's leg and fires!

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>>10926660
>BLAM.
>Searing hot pain in leg.
>Mental note: Metal hand thing is Not to be trifled with.
>Scout quits fucking around,
>He pulls his Estoc out and jabs for the Goon's throat.

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>>10926562
"Hopefully, if not then I can just try to cross everything off my bucket list in one go."

>>10926723
>Miss
>Goon ducks out of the way, a hand around his throat.
"Get the fuck away!"
>He rolls to pistol whip Scout.

>>10926723
>>10926771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9JN4aqMduo

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>>10926654
"I don't know why I do that, and it's not the first time. It's like some sort of bad habit I somehow picked up."
>Chuckling
"I'll try to be a little more relaxed. I promise, it's not because of the traditional Kantonian stick up the ass."
>>10926765
"Mind if I ask what's on your bucket list?"

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>>10926771
>Scout hisses.
>He swipes his sword at the oncoming hand, parrying!
>If he misses this the attack still his, in return 1 counts as a hit as well?

>>10926868
>Are those dubs?
>Either way, shithead's wrist is opened and the gun clatters to the back corner of the alleyway.
>He rushed over for it.
"Dollar, distract that freak!"
>Meowth-A (Lv30) uses Taunt!

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>>10926765
"Hopefully half a week is enough for all of us"

>>10926858
"It's kind of off putting but not unbearable, heh."
"And I admit, I also want to know, probably even help"

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>>10926858
"Haha you know this and that."

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>>10926985
>Scout steps after him, clicking his tongue twice.
>Heracross (LV40) uses Brick Break on the Meowth!
>I'm not sure what build to use so uh, I gave him the best chance?
252 Atk Heracross Brick Break vs. 4 HP / 252 Def Eviolite Meowth-Alola: 122-146 (167.1 - 200%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>10926998
"I might ask Rey to help with it if it keeps up. Grabbing the natto got the 'taste of home' stuff mostly off my bucket list, at least."
>>10927022
>Raised eyebrow.
"I think I could help with this and that, for sure...~"

>>10927088
>Dubs.
>Goon mcgee hasn't even gotten his gun before the cat is thrown into a corner.
>He presses against a wall raising his hands.
"Please don't kill me, I'll do whatever you want!"

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>>10927022
"This and that...?"

>>10927101
"Heh, guess it was worth the smell, in the end"
>...!
"If it is what you are implying, you uh...I'll allow that."
"Just let me talk about a few things to Sylvie and Rey first"

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>>10927101
"Oh I'm sure you could"
>>10927204
"Nothing, nothing."

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>>10927204
>Zap rat's name has been said twice. His big ol' ears are probably burning.
>Curious groggy squeaky noises

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>>10927202
>Scout trains his estoc on the goon and points down at the gun.
>He makes a small chirp, cocking his head.

>>10927255
"What? You want it?"
>He keeps his hands up, slowly reaching down.
>He grabs it by the barrel, holding it toward Scout with the grip facing him.
"Take it, its yours. Don't shoot me, just leave me the fuck alone."

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>>10927228
"You suuuuure?"

>>10927233
"Sorry for waking you up buddy but..."
>Pulling in Rey and Sylvie into a tight hug
"You two are truly, deeply special to me"
"These or those things happening or not, no matter what."

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>>10927323
>Happy, happy mouse chirps.
>Smooch the nerd cheek and snug

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>>10927278
>Scout squints at the gun.
>He points it away, pulling the trigger.
>Blam?

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>>10927323
>She hugs him and the zap maus tightly with her ribbons
"Okay lets just say special belly rubs."

>>10927348
>BLAM.
>Goon jumps and screeches.
"What the fuck else do you want? Just turn the fucking saftey on and leave."

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>>10927380
>Turning a safety on can't be that hard, right?
>He flicks the thing that isn't the trigger and stows the gun.
>He pulls a bit of gauze out and a needle, looking the goon over and holding them up.

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>>10927346
>Smooched
"All the snugs you want"

>>10927370
>Ribbon hugged, fairy magic is in effect
"...and all the 'special' belly rubs"

>>10927437
>The goon sighs, sliding down the wall into a sitting position.
"Whatever, do what you want."

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>>10927473
>Scout nods, grabbing the two knives he threw.
>He uses one to pluck the bullet out of his leg and patches it up, making a note to do that up better later.
>He then gets to tending the goon's wounds.
>Last number for minutes. 0 = 10.

>>10927517
>Goonman won't die.
>He mumbles a thanks before he passes out.
>The cops are probably on their way, I suggest skedaddling.

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>>10927658
>Scout nods, giving his Meowth a sprig of Revival Herb before he leaves.
>After a decent amount of travelling...
>He knocks on the door to Kira's apartment.
>He's probably a tad bloody, especially near the leg.

>>10927691
>what colour does buggo bleed?

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>>10927460
>Comfiest maus.
>Ribbons are messing with him a bit.
" 'Chu know... I'd be willing to try some, like, 'special belly rubs' too..."

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>>10927691
>The door opens to reveal a pajama clad Sun
"Alola, bug maaaa.... "
>He trails off when he notices the wounds, ushering Scout inside and to the bathroom
"Um.... Kiiiiiiiira?"

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>>10927712
>Buggo bleeds red.

>>10927747
>Scout lets himself be pushed, getting in the tub for optimum trying not to get blood everywhere-ness.
>He rifles through his backpack, putting the gun on the nearest surface and looking up at Sun.
>He pulls the bandage off of his leg and gets to actually fixing the problem.

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>>10927738
>Eyebrow raise, in concern
"Are you sure? The least I would want to do to you is something you would not enjoy"

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>>10927821
>Nodnod
"I know, Seb. Like... I trust 'chu with this..."
>Clingy maus, still snugging the nerd.

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>>10927845
>Let the maus cling as much as he wants while things are happening
"Frankie, how to say it... this is a funny situation where each others permissions are needed"

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>>10927791
"Think you can get it yourself....?"
>Meanwhile, Sun is having a mild flip out over the gun
>Scout can't have bought a gun, so how'd he get it?
>Did he steal it?
"Hey um... Where'd you get the gun?"

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>>10927966
>Frankie: think
>Even a Kantonian can't miss the implications here.
". . . I'm okay with this if you are. If the world doesn't end on Saturday, we'll still be able to look each other in the eye."

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>>10928010
>Scout nods, pouring a few different liquids on and sewing it up,
>He points at the gun and then to his leg.
>He stands up, making a gun with his finger and pointing toward Sun, shaking his hand,
>He steps out of the bathtub and faces toward the bathtub, pulling a knife from his belt and pretending to toss it toward the bathtub.
>He pauses, spinning around to look at Sun and cocking his head.

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>>10928094
>Sun takes a seat on the counter, watching the charades
"So... You were attacked? That's um... That's not good, where were you at?"

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>>10928121
>Scout squints, not sure how he's going to mimic an alleyway.
>...He... gestures for a pencil, writing on his hand and hoping Sun gets it.

>>10925498
Valjean do you love me?

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>>10928015
"Funny how it takes for the world literally to end to blurt out that you have... feelings for the pokemon of your fellow trainer and friend"
"Gotta have everything in the clear in case we don't go kaboom"
>Still snugging the mouse
"I never expected any of this, and I am fine"

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>>10928180
"Um..."
>Off Sun goes, on a hunt for the mythical pen and paper
>They should probably be easy to find, considering how clean Kira keeps his apartment
>He comes back a few minutes later with both, because rolling for something he likely has in plain sight is kinda silly

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>>10928279
>Scout nods, giving Sun a pat on the head.
>He doodles an alleyway with a man and a meowth at the end.
>He is by no stretch an artist so.
>Rolling for quality.

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>>10928292
>Even if it is simple stick figures it's still recognizable stick figures. The garbage cans are what give it away.
"Oh, an alley? Um... Was it a black cat?"

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>>10928205
>Best nerd snugs
>Impending more than snugs
>Life is good for Rey
>fadeout?

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>>10928388
>Scout shakes his head, doodling a gun in the man's hand.
>He shows the paper back to Sun, cocking his head.

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>>10928395
>Nerd: about to live things he never expected even in his wildest dreams
>Oh wait they actually happened in his wildest dreams
>Funny how things turn out
>Fade to black

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>>10928418
"Right... So... I guess um.. I guess we can try and find him! Arrest him and stuff? I think??"
>Sun offers Scout a reassuring grin
"Well uh..."
>He rubs the back of his neck sheepishly
"In the morning anyway! I can't do that stuff when tired! Um... I guess you can sleep in the tub? It'd probably be easier to go to your apartment tho...."
>I'm about to actually narc so uh
>Sun's gonna plop on the couch and nap it up regardless of which Scout chooses

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>>10928532
>Scout nods, getting up and following after him.
>Sun get a light hug before Scout departs for his room.
>Night, Anon, sleep well.

scout is sooo cute

>>10928672
2 cute

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>8.
Bump.

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so, /par/ what do you do when you have a sandslash sleeping under your bed for an entire day and a bit more?

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>>10930923
Ask yourself why you didn't kick them out.
If you like the answer, keep them around.

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>>10931060
well, i mean, he just fell out of nowhere, and i did promise that i would scort him to canalave town when i he wakes up, he's just been sleeping the whole time, he must be really tired

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>>10931120
Well, there you go, you've got a good reason to not kick him out, so when he wakes up, do what you promised him and see what happens.
>Serena sips from a mug of lemonade, smirking to herself.
Sometimes the best things come in the strangest ways. Just keep in mind, we have a slim chance of dying this week from a giant meteor, so don't hold back!

>>10929583
wanna hug

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>>10931277
well, yeah, i heard about that, but i guess i will try to do more intersting stuff before that happens
also, when he's sleeping he looks k-kinda cute...

hey par what do you do when a friend says theyre going to sky pillar

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>>10931561
give them some lube since they'll be riding Fug's dick

>>10931561
Wish them luck? Come to think of it, check that they're not pulling some blood sacrifice to Delta. I'm sure there's enough weirdo cultists doing stuff like that.
>>10931603
Umm... Pretty sure the size difference would be too much, lube or no lube.
>>10931277
Any news in Kalos before the world maybe ends?

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>>10931422
Don't rush things if you're interested in that, unless, well, the world is in the verge of ending.

>>10931619
Not much on my front, no one's drawn up crazy new laws, or any laws for that matter, despite my insisting that prostitution be legalized.
On a more personal level, the crew I paid to renovate the bar I'm opening is pretty much done, the wiring and plumbing is all sound now. The rest is up to me, ordered tables and chairs and such from Unova, going to be getting the licenses I need and then install the kitchen equipment, and then it's moving into the top floor and hiring workers.
All in all it's going to be a lot of effort, but assuming we don't die this week it will be worth it

>>10931603
>>10931619
welp
guess im going to have to pick up his work

>>10931857
Got it. If we don't die this week, I'm sure it'll be amazing. I promise I'll drop by for a drink.
>>10931951
Talk to him about it. If he's set on something crazy, get the camera.

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>>10931857
w-what, i didn't mean like that, i mean i'm not that kind of person
i didn't even tought in that possibility

>>10931857
Ey. You know if Kalos cops are on red alert or not? Asking for a friend I'm gonna pay a little visit to.

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>The sound of gears turning follows the doll wherever it goes, as it explores the sprawling city of Hau'Oli.
>The strange artificial Pokemon attracts many looks, but none have tried to catch it.
>Yet
>It stares up at the sun, watching it slowly descend.
>Click-click-klunk
>Klunk-klunk-click

>>10931951
What kind of work?

>>10931857
Hell I don't have anything better to do, I'll drop by probably.

>Roll to give Scout an actual bug dick

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>>10932081
Like a beetle dick or what?

remember kids, You've never been truly loved till you've been eaten by a giant bug

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>>10931981
Thanks, I don't have a grand opening date yet, but when I do I'll let everyone know!

>>10931985
Oh, you just sounded like you were interested in the guy, if you're not then just do whatever feels right.

>>10932003
How should I know? Better question, why do you want to know? That sounds incredibly suspicious.

>>10932068
Give it a few weeks, it's not anywhere near opening yet, haven't even come up with a name!

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>>10932081
>>10932093
I mean if youre into hyper you got cockroach dick

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>>10932138
Asiatic garden beetle is good for hyper, too.

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>>10932116
i-i mean, i just said he was cute, nothing much....
>blushing scorpi

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Roll with me. We give Scout a glowy monster cock.

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>>10932192
Anon... Scout's a bug.
Gotta be bug genitalia
Another idea: ovipositor
Or a moth dick
Most moths have the dick itself and then several claspers used to hold onto whatever they're fucking, and quite a few leave behind a sphragis/mating plug as well

I WANT
SCOUT
TO
KISS
HOLLOW
KNIGHT

>>10932239
scout smooching anyone would make PAR great again

>>10932282
make scout smooch the bugs

HEY.
I NEED TIPS FOR BEATING UP NERDS.
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THEY CAN THROW KNIVES.

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>>10932297
Find a different nerd

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>>10932297
Don't beat up nerds, they usually have an ace up their sleeve.

>>10932297
don't try beat knife throwing nerds?

>>10932307
>>10932326
>>10932325
FUCK THAT. HE HURT MY PRIDE.
I NEED TO HURT HIS BONES.
HURRY UP.

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>>10932336
Try a different tone and I might.

>>10932336
make a knife thrwoing battle of course

>>10932297
Sword fight?

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>>10932336
Go to the police, then, if they're Unovan they'll be happy to break someone's bones.

>>10932357
like fighting with swords or frotting?

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>>10932344
>>10932351
>>10932357
>>10932361
GAH.
FUCK YOU PEOPLE.
>Is Scout even online?
>Buzzwole UB portals right into his room.
"HEY SHITHEAD. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?"

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>>10932395
>5.
>I'm sorry, looks like Scout was awake.
>Scout takes a few steps back and preps a knife.

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>>10932422
I AM GOING TO BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY MOTHERFUCKER.
>Buzz grabs a table and throws it at Scout

>>10932366
Why not both?

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>>10932490
>SLAM.
>Scout sputters, jumping behind the couch and tossing a knife toward Buzz's face.

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>>10932589
>Miss
"WHAT'S WRONG, PUSSY? YOUR KNIFE SHIT AIN'T WORKING?"
>Buzz tears a light out of the wall out spikes it toward the couch.

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>>10932631
>Miss.
>Sweat.
>Scout douses his second knife in Turpentine and lights it on fire from his Larvesta.
>He tosses it toward Buzz's chest.

>>10932559
sword fighting while frotting
sounds dangerous
and hot

>>10932668
S C O U T
O
U
T

>Somewhere just outside Couriway Town, an incredibly suspicious man is lurking in the underbrush.
>Rolling to find a particular fucker without drawing attention?

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>>10932668
>Flaming knife.
>Why.
>Buzz throws the knife into the floor and punches a hole in one of the walls.
"HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SO TOUGH?"

>>10932841
>You hear a voice inside your head.
"It's not that that he's strong, it's that you are weak."

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>Frankie: wake up.
"Oof... talk about the surprise of a lifetime."
>Grab the bags, it's probably time to go.

Morning, /par/.
Is everybody important still playing chicken with a giant meteor?

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>>10932841
>Scout shrugs, rounding up the two knives he threw and trying to figure out how to put the light back and fix the hole.

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>>10932841
>Kat stares at the chunk of drywall that just flew past her face, then through the hole the buzzwole made.
"... PUNCHBUG BASTARD! HEY ROCKY, LET ME STAND, THIS BASTARD OWES ME HIS NOSE!"

>>10932951
Are they?
Everyone seems busy trying not to freak out.

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>>10932908
>Buzz punches himself in the goddamn head.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP."

>>10932986
>Buzz is really resisting trying to punch Scout.
"FINE ASSHOLE, I'M COMING WITH YOU."
>Buzzwole joined the party!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAnqXKz3fe0

>>10932671
But wgat is the win condition
A poke with the sword in the front or with the "sword" in the back?

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>>10932951
it seems so just found out today, i mean i hope it won't happen and somoene stop it

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>>10932993
>Funnily enough, it's not the punching and banging in the neighboring apartment that wakes him up, it's Kat's screaming
>Sun groans in protest, rolling on the couch so his back is to Kat
"Whyyyyyyyy

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>>10933022
Yeah...
I crossed a few things off my bucket list, just in case.
Worst case, at least I'm going out somewhere nice, and in good company.
>>10933048
I'm hoping so too, friend. I'm hoping so too.
I'd give it until tomorrow for things to start to break down, personally. When 72 hours remain, that's when it's going to get hard to whistle loud enough to drown out the panic.

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>>10932993
>>10933083
>Scout squints through the hole, waving.

>>10933038
"..."
>Scout nods slowly.

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>>10933083
"Because I'm starting to wonder if this world actually is real, and if it is I need to fucking break a punchbug's nose off and stab them with it."
>She huffs, crossing her arms where she sits
"The sooner you let me up, the sooner I get out of your hair, or your part of my delusion, whatever."

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>>10933022
I freaked out last night, ese. Now I'm just numb and making peace with my god.
>>10933048
We'll see, ese. We'll see.

>Hoodie Man makes a phone call.
>"Ey, music man, it's Ollie. Had a change of heart about my last visit, you mind if I come over? I got some business to do, too, if you're up for it."

>>10933174
I'm in Kalos, watching people try to carry on with their lives, traveling from pokecenter to pokecenter.
I will tell you if what you say happens here.

>>10933041
the first one to cum or die loses

>>10933292
But it wouldn't be fun to kill your opponent, it leaves no space for a rematch.

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>>10933256
"Uuuuuugh fiiiiiiiiine..."
>The boy turns around on the couch with the huff and a frown
"But if you punch me I'm h-"
>It's at this point that he notices the hole in the wall
>>10933223
"Um... Hi?"
>His wave is kinda awkward, Sun hopping off the couch to investigate the hole
"Are you okay?"

>>10933336
than make it with non-edged swords, or, can keep the edged swords but you must be more careful
the one who gets cut first or touches with the one without an edge loses

>>10933038
>Voice begins to mock him
"Hurting yourself? Really? You are both weak physically and mentally, this battle was over before it began."

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>>10933262
>>10933174
who knows, i guess we just gotta do things you never did while we wait

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>>10933373
"I won't fucking punch you, there, happy? Last time I tried I broke my hand more and I'd really like to get out of these casts so I can BREAK THAT PUNCHBUG'S FUCKING NOSE OFF!"
>She grabs at her stabbed shoulder, staring through the wall at the buzzwole.
"HEY ASSHOLE, YOUR ENTIRE SPECIES NEEDS TO BURN, YOU HEAR ME!?"

>>10933388
Yeah, this is more like it. Fencing + knifeplay + frotting.
Brb buying fencing swords.

>>10933174
>Message from a nerd for you
>"Going to need some more minutes to extricate myself from bed"

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>>10933223
"WHATEVER!"
>Buzzwole follows after Scout.

>>10933418
"FUCK YOU TOO."
>I'm, uh, gonna NPC Buzz for now because there's like 8 characters talking to him, sorry.
>Just assume hes following scout

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>>10933373
>Scout nods, pointing over at the Buzzwole.
>He pauses, staring at the hole and pointing at the plaster next to Kat.

>>10933517
>Scout gives Buzz a pat on the arm.

>>10933466
get me one this sounds rad as shit
>captcha: hospital stop

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>>10933459
>A hand is waved at Kat is a dismissive motion, trying to signal her to be quiet
"Shhhh, can you be quiet for a sec? I'm trying to see what he's saying."
>Sol squints at Kat in the manner typical to Solrock's, rifling through her mind and removing the block on her legs.
>Good luck unlocking the apartment door with broken hands
>>10933569
"Ohhhh... Okay. So uh..."
>Sun glances back and forth between the Buzzwole and Scout
"Did you um.... Tame it...?"

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>>10933512
>"Understood. I'll have the bags ready to go. I hope you like breakfast on the run."

>>10933430
I'm already doing that, heheh.
>>10933290
Thank you.

>>10933577
I'm fancying a sabre, what about you?

>>10933577
>>10933749
Get a room.

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>>10933681
well, i do plan to do something i used to dream a lot about, exploring the world, at least a little

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>>10933673
>She sighs with relief as her legs have feeling restored, immediately hopping up and stretching.
"Thanks, dude, god that feels good."
>She bounces on her toes a few times, giving a few experimental kicks at the air
>She moves like a trained fighter, or at least something close.
"Right, time to get out of here so I can..."
>She blinks rapidly
"So I can..."
>She slowly sinks back to the ground, a haunted look on her face
"So I can..."
>She rubs at her eyes with one of her casts, her breathing noticably more panicked
"S-so I can remember what I want to do..."

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>>10933673
>Scout nods, punching the air and posing.
>He makes a quiet squeak of victory, puffing his chest out.

>>10933807
>Scout watches Kat, squinting.

>>10933262
>"Fine. If you're looking to play hero, though, you've got another thing coming. Meet me in the usual place, and we'll talk business?"

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>>10933825
>"Deal. Just you, me, and the goods. See you in five, creep."
>Click.
>Time to text somebody else, too.
>"Meet me outside Couriway. Play along with the charade until I say 'adios'."

>>10933749
gotta be a zweihander.

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>>10933822
>He offers a smile, giving Scout a thumbs up
"That's cool! You got your UB!"
>And then pauses, blinking a few times as he struggles to remember a detail
"Didn't you want a Pheromosa, too?"
>>10933807
>The champ turns to watch, face quickly falling from a smile
"Hey um..."
>Sun does his best to force a comforting smile and cheery tone back into place
"Annie was a Faller, too! You can always build a new life, just like she did!"

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>Check the progress in the former oil rig
>Telecom lines installed
>Servers and other equipment getting shipped
>Still nothing about the living quarters

>Rolling secret counter: last post digit / 2, rounded down, +1

>>10933681
>Very sleepy looking nerd somehow up and ready

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>>10933822
>Kat glowers at the bug man
"What are you lookin at?"
>The girl huffs, tucking her knees close to her chest.

>>10933936
"Faller? What? What the fuck are you talking about?"
>She squints at Sun, not sure what to think about anything anymore.

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>>10933936
>Scout stares up at the ceiling for a few moments before nodding.
>He cocks his head, pointing toward the door.

>>10933988
>He copies her, making punching motions.

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>>10933970
"Excellent. And away we go."
>Frankie clicks the buttons on his Pokeballs, recalling the team, and grabs his bags.
"Off to Alola!"

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>>10933921
>"Got it, Dad. I've still got your knife, OK?"
>Time to meet up with the mark.

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>>10934058
>Sigh.
>Smallest dino hops into a bag before Frankie grabs it.

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>>10933921
>The man's there, flanked by a Malamar and a Salazzle.
"Good afternoon, Orrean. Here to sell me something?"
>>10934077
Dubsfail.
Malamar uses Hypnosis! (hits on a 2, 4, or 6.)
"I'm guessing this is the goods?"

>>10934111
pffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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>"Soon, testing in the Alolan environment"

>>10934058
>Three premier balls are taken from his belt, recalling his own team as well
"I'd prefer to not do this but airport security gets real difficult around anything that can learn Selfdestruct or explosion"

>>10934080
"Hello guy..."
>Something clucks in the nerd's head
"...uh oh."

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>>10933988
"A Faller!"
>It's said as if that were an obvious answer all on it's own
"A Faller is... A Faller is someone who spends so much time in Ultra Space they kinda... Start to smell like it?"
>He flounders a bit with his description, struggling to recall what he was told on the matter
"It kinda confused me but uh... Basically... UBs think you're a portal? And..."
>Hand gestures don't help at all in this situation, but the boy uses them anyway, if just to help him keep focus
"Um... Most people become Fallers when a UB kidnaps them but uh... Moon and I are Fallers because we use Pokemon to travel through Ultra Space a lot!"
>>10934027
"You can come in if you want, just uh... lemme get the door..."

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>>10934111
>Nice odd trips.
"Not with that attitude, pendejo."
>Ollie sends out Farenheit (Arcanine L50)!
"Crunch the fucking squid!"
>L50 Arcanine, 252Atk, Crunch.

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>>10934111
>Anna shakes off the attempt easily with digits like those.
>She sends out a Noibat!
"Cirrus, Super Fang on Salazzle!"

>Anna, meanwhile, rushes the man himself.

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>>10934027
"You want to fight me?"
>The Faller grimmaces, looking at her broken hands
"Not any time soon, unless it's life or death, or I wake up inside a jellybitch."

>>10934170
"That explains why I smell like electricity and chocolate still."
>Kat groans, resting her forehead on her casts and talking through them
"So why does it have to come with memory loss!?"

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>>10934233
>252+ Atk Arcanine Crunch vs. 248 HP / 0 Def Malamar on a critical hit: 82-97 (47.1 - 55.7%) -- 78.5% chance to 2HKO
>Fuck.

>>10934269
>90% hit chance, rolled a 9. Nice going, spic.
"Salazzle, use Toxic on that fucking dog!"
"Malamar, help me!"
>Toxic only misses on a 9, but prying Anna off will only work on evens.

>>10934170
>.... uh
>Let's pretend I remembered to write in Sun unlocking the door

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>>10934170
>>10934345
>Don't worry.
>Scout nods, heading in after a few moments.
>He grabs Sun and pulls him into a hug.

>>10934317
>Scout nods at her.
>He pauses and points at her head, cocking his own head at her.

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>>10934343
>Hoodie Man is pissed off, cracking his knuckles as he steps up.
"Farenheit. Flare Blitz the squid."
> 252+ Atk Arcanine Flare Blitz vs. 248 HP / 0 Def Malamar: 112-133 (58.3 - 69.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO on a L50 Malamar.
>After poison and recoil, the doggo should be at about 2/3rds HP.

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>>10934343
>Angery girl: Currently trying to beat up the old man and stop him from getting a Pokeball.
"Super Fang, again!"
>Same calcs, L43 speedy Noibat.

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>>10934164
"Problem, Stibs?"
>Frankie hefts the heavy dino-bag.

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>>10934317
"Um... It doesn't always! Moon and I are fine but..."
>Sun shifts awkwardly, rocking back and forth on his feet
"I guess uh... I guess most UBs kinda do that to people they kidnap? Erase their memories."
>Pulling at his shirt, Sun gives the clothing a sniff - ozone, metal, and sea salt.
>>10934376
>I swear this boy is a squeaky toy - the surprise hug gets a sound akin to a squeak from him.
"Hi?"
>The champ returns the hug, wrapping his arms around Scout and patting his back

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>>10934164
>>10934489
>Dino squints at the clothes in the bag, laying still and trying to sleep.

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>>10934403
>Fuck.
>248 SpA Salazzle Venoshock (130 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Arcanine: 97-115 (58.7 - 69.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after toxic damage
>>10934446
>No. Fuck you. I'm putting my entire team on the field this turn.
>L45 Drifblim, L30 Salandit, L30 Inkay, L30 Pawniard.

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>>10934489
"Aaron is still unregistered, and if a mere ferry ride gave me crap with Sylvie once, well, ready a spare ball, just in case."
>Nerd team is go to the airport

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>>10934376
>She doesn't get this one
"Use a Dex, dude, I ain't in the mood to play charades."
>Kat huffs again, looking at her broken hands
"Hey... Sun, you got any clue how long until I can take these off?"

>>10934490
"That lines up with what I can remember. The jellybitch yanked my memories when it started stinging me, now I can't fuckin remember my own name!"
>The faller laughs, high and hysterical.
"It's so FUCKING fun to lose everything, isn't it!?"

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>>10934540
>Frankie nods, heaving the bag.
"Got one on hand. Hopefully it won't be necessary."

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>>10934490
>He nods, patting Sun's back and letting him go.
>He pats Sun's hair, nodding.

>>10934547
>He shrugs, drawing an X over his hand and shaking his head.
"...?"

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>>10934536
>(Seriously? Not with those fucking digits. Pick one, maybe two. )
> (Arcanine's a bulky build, so the calcs are 48 SpA Salazzle Venoshock (130 BP) vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Arcanine: 97-115 (49.2 - 58.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after toxic damage. )
>suicide Wild Charge on the lizard. 252+ Atk Arcanine Wild Charge vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Salazzle: 84-99 (64.6 - 76.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

"Oh, you're gonna get it now."

>>10934740
(Ray quit acting like you arent playing all of these characters holy fucking shit calm down)

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>>10934585
>He lingers a bit before letting go. Who can blame him? The boy likes hugs.
"Any chance you know how to deal with uh... The brain stuff?"
>>10934547
>Sun fights back a flinch, covering it with an awkward laugh
"Hahah... yeah. Um... I'm not a medical person so maybe uh... Maybe a few weeks?"

>>10934748
( Fine, I didn't wanna off a guy offscreen and say "lel i did the thing", you'd ree at that too. )
( Pedoman's on a death spiral anyway. )

>>10934777
(Sorry, not HB...its just... weird.)

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>>10934585
>Still not getting it.
"Write it out, bug man."
>Kat gets up, a little wobbly still, and pats herself down
"Hey, did a pair of steel knuckles come with me?"

>>10934757
"If I don't wake up in a jellybitch by the time these heal, then I'll know it's real... until then, I guess I'll deal."
>A sigh escapes her lips again.
"So is there any way to get my memory back?"

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>>10934788
( I understand, I didn't think anybody was down to GM the antag, then tried too hard at pretending not to samefag when everybody knew I was doing it anyway. I'll try not to do that again, it was kinda fucked. )
>Creep surrenders.
>He's in for a Bad Time.
>Anyone who wants to pick up 'oh god there's a psyblasted guy left in the wild' can.

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>>10934757
>Scout shrugs, pulling the paper from earlier out and scrawing on it.
"psycik?"

>>10934805
"no nuckle. psykhic can help?"

(I might, uh, have to go for a bit. Just assume Scout went out looking for a Pheromosa alone if I do. I'll try not to siiiiiiince I only have two days left. Technically one since he's gotta travel back.)

>>10934830
(It may be just me but I got a feeling for your temp antags and other scum of society chars)
(How psyblasted are we talking here?)

>>10934903
( This dude's not supposed to have a sense of touch any more, as per the dark deal that Olivar the Hoodie Cultist and his kid Anna ended up cutting. )
(They probably shook him down looking for any associates the guy may or may not have, but any further details are up to you. )

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>>10934862
>Alright dude, no problem
"Oh... Maybe? I guess um... I guess it depends on how well the Nihilego got rid of them..."
>>10934805
"Um... Maybe a Psychic could do it but uh.."
>Fiddling with his hands, Sun looks down and away from Kat, still rocking back and forth on his heels
"I wouldn't count on it..."

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>>10934862
"I don't think a Psychic can heal me, but maybe they could get my memory back..."
(It won't work, unfortunately, afaik memories that are erased like that are lost forever, though muscle memory obviously can stick around)

>>10935050
"Could your solrock try?"
>Kat looks at Sun with pleading eyes
"Even if it doesn't work, if there's a chance..."

>>10934985
(Time to start thinking)
(Feel like skipping to the psychic funtimes?)

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>>10934565
"I've got an extra premiee ball, and various unused normal balls"
>By now they should have arrived to the airport

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>>10935120
>Hoodie Cultist Olivar is busy having his Alakazam work over the old weirdo, frying his nerves.
"So. I know every Pokemon I've smuggled for you ended up dead, ese. You got any friends who come over for parties?"

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>>10935145
"Fingers crossed."
>Frankie smiles, and tries to take the bag with the Aron in it as a carry-on...

>>10935174
>Creep is having a really bad time
>Those are not just nerves melting away painfully
"GAAAAH"
"I DON'T kkkkkKNOW"

-Creep, now faceless

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>>10935243
"You sure? because if you're lying to me, ese, this isn't gonna end anytime soon."
>Olivar kneels, and slaps the guy's chest.
"The only thing I regret is getting Anna involved in this shit, you know."

>>10935310
>Creep did not feel it
"GGGGGGHA WEAK"
>And then it clicks on him, the lack of touch
"WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGGGG"
>Creep can take the pain, but not the lack of his favourite sense

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>>10935088
>IC Sun is working under the assumption that "maybe they're just blocked!", in which case a Psychic would be able to fix that
>However, anything actually erased is indeed gone forever
"Um... Sol wouldn't be as good at is as Nebby but um... I can have Nebby try!"
>Fishing a Pokeball from his pocket, Sun lets out the cat in question.
>Once out of the ball the Solgaleo simply gives Kat an unimpressed look and sits down, shaking out his mane and yawning.
"Alright Nebby, give it a try!"
>Unless the cat gets trips here he's not going to be able to help at all

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>>10935413
>Odds
>Not only did Nebby fail, Kat is now on the trip of her life.
"Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace"
>Klonk
>She's out cold

scout is cutest

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>>10935378
"Doing what my God commands, conejo."
>Olivar laughs, his voice like harsh smoke.
"Have fun as his newest living joke."
>He gets up, and stretches.
"I'd brainfuck you, but Geller's strained enough."
>He starts walking away.
"Have fun getting home when you can't feel your footsteps."

>>10935598
>The pain subsides
>But not for any good reasons
"Hrggggggg..."
"I know the cameraman... and the trashman"

-Creep, at the verge of collapse

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>Scout consults a tourist map before setting out.
>He leaves a note for Sun that he's going to "the big hill" before he leaves.
>Rolling to find something at Ten Carat Hill.

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>>10935666
>Olivar stops.
"Gimme the names, and where you meet. Do that and I promise you, they won't get it as bad as you've got it now."
>(OOC note: this is subjective, as Olivar feels that he's already done Creep the worst thing on his to-do list. )

>>10935744
>Creep looks like he just wants to die
"Saul, behind the Santalune gym, he makes the videos.
"Anton, outside the Richissime... this guy was too much even for me."

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>>10935886
"Too much even for you? That's a low bar to slide under."
>Ollie motions to his Alakazam.
"The kid's going to call in a missing hiker in three hours. As for me, I'm going to keep going. Goodbye and good luck."
>He walks away, asking Geller the Alakazam if she's steady enough for a Teleport.

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>>10935145
>>10935185
>Steeldino does his best impression of a sleeping dinosaur and snoozes during the flight.

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>>10935185
>>10936007
>Finally in flight
>Steeldino sleeping in carry-on
>Nerd is slightly surprised
"I still believe it"

>>10936002
"Gghhh..."
>Creep collapses, in shock
>His last thoughts being about the worth of living

>>10936007
>Open the door, gen on the floor

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>>10936117
>Olivar's off to Santalune - it's the closest place of the two.
>One Teleport later, he's on the road again.
>Text the kid. "Santalune Gym. Eyes. Name's Saul."
>He shakes his head, as he gets walking. Last two post numbers until he's there, and I gotta run RL for a bit. Thanks for GMing, Anon.

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>>10935707
>A whole lot of nothing.
>Scout shrugs, rooting through the grass for anything useful.
>Rollin'.

>>10936223
>roll to give scout a bug cock

>>10936209
(NP)
(Can GM the rest of the encounters as long I'm not too bogged down in work)
(See you later)

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>>10936223
>You don't find anything useful.
>You do find an asshole.
"You carry a blade as well? Care for a duel?"

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Everything is horrible.

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>>10936365
>Scout shrugs, pulling his estoc out into his right hand.
>He tosses a knife at the silver haired dork to test his reflexes.

>>10936409
yes it is.

>>10936409
>pet weird dog

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>>10936430
Kay.

>>10936445
I will destroy you.

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>>10936428
>He receives a knife to the shoulder.
"I will kill you."
>??? swipes at Scout with his katana.
>You're fairly sure he doesn't actually know how to use this thing, reduced damage on attack rolls.

>>10936489
>pet doggo

>>10936489
Duuuude... this dog has... like... 8 legs... it's a spider dog... Duuuuude

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>>10936512
>Scout receives a slash to the arm.
>He shrugs, closing the gap and jabbing at the dweeb's chest.

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>>10936640
>Okay, I realized this swordfighting this is kinda pulling the P out of PAR.
>??? pays out last four numbers in cash and skeddadles home.

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>>10936640

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>>10936549
Reeeeeeeeeeeee.

>>10936615
I hope you step on a lego.

>>10936706
>flush doggo down toilet

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>>10936706
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT POSTING ON 4CHAN?

>>10936729
Is that your dog?

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>>10936671
>Yeah, I'm trying to tone it down a bit, sorry man.
>Scout would be up for a pokemon battle if you'd want later.
>Money: Get?
>Scout gets back to looking for more bugs.

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>>10936716
>You have sucessfully flushed the alien star fish
>you monster
I'll kill you aaaaalllllll-

>>10936729
I fucked your sisters on your bed.

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>>10936805
You think I care? They're a bunch of cum stained skanks anyway.
Have fun being their ten billionth fuck.

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>>10936805
>Sipp
>I have no idea what he's doing up at 2 am honhon time, but he's sippin at this shit

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>>10936839
Have fun being a virgin.

>>10936844
Your clothes are ugly.

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>>10936945
If I was a virgin Morty would be at my fucking door right now. Have fun getting caught by a twelve year old who can't tell the difference between acid and glue.
God, I need to go write.
>Misty puts her phone down and writes in her diary.
>She's getting out of anger management this month if it kills her.

>>10936982
m o r e i n t e r e s t i n g t h a n s e r e n a b u t w i l l b e i g n o r e d b e c a u s e e m b i t c h e s

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>>10936945
And I don't care what you think.
Go back to burning Misty, Staross, I was enjoying the show.

>>10937005
h o w t h e f u c k I s t h I s I n t r e s t I n g a t a l l? I d I d n t t h I n k y o u w e r e e v e n t r y i n g. I s m i s t y a s h I t p o s t o r d o y o u j u s t s u c k?

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>>10936982
... I'll just cancel that plan to visit Celadon, then.

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>>10937005
>>10937032
(Hey can you not make me the newest "why Emrys sucks" target, thanks.)

>>10937014
YOU THINK I'M GOING TO SIT HERE AND LET YOU TELL PEOPLE TO HARASS ME, PRELUBED?

>>10937054
I'd say to visit Siebold but that's like visiting a black hole.
But for dick.

>>10937073
nah youre my new example
>>10937032
geg

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>>10936982
Hey, uh, you okay?
>I don't know if Misty would IC know what happened to Ash in X/Y, shit
>Any anons that actually watch the anime wanna fill me in if she reappeared?

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>>10936982
Small world. Acid and glue are the only things you have to live for

.>>10937014
Glad I have your approval, wandering enfant molesteur.

>>10937073
It's also ironic that you call him prelubed, considering that you couldn't get wet in a pool.

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>>10937091
(Alright, whatever.)

>>10937095
>>10937105
Whatever, you people are annoying. I have to go make sure the water filters get changed.
>Misty fucks off to do that.