/sug/ - Steven Universe General Jasper Destroys The Memebar

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Today I will remind them.

>>10917822
liken women to hens in a hen house. You can really only have 1 rooster and the hens are always griping and running around aimlessly never really doing much except chirping, and the minute you the Rooster, announce your presence, they get all aggressive and controlling, unless they are in heat, well then, thats when they act all like you are the king of the coup for the day. But the next day its the hen house for ya. Women 101

What are your top 10 episodes of SU so far /sug/? Top 5 or Top 3 is fine too.

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5000% CANON. Every ship is besides Lapidirt

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>>10917855
Bing bongo

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>>10917855
Even Jasprose?

What if Jasper comes bakc, and when she sees Lapis and Peridot, she just turns around. and Steven is worried, because he's afraid that Jasper doesn't want to live with them, but then Jasper bends over and rips a huge fart, completely leveling the barn and leaving only a crater?

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Defective, pathetic, hideous, garbage, off color, corrupted, failure, worthless.

>>10917890
YES

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>>10917855
100000% CANON

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>>10917910
This is the best news I've ever head

>>10917891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yenngMYy7C0

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How would Martha do as a pirate?

>>10917891
kys fartfag

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>>10917851
On the run
The one where lars dies
That will be all (mainly cause of the Famethyst)
Steven vs amethyst
Earthlings

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>>10917917
100000000000000000000% CANON

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Jasperfags behave yourselves

>>10917945
>my fucking eyes are tearing up
That reminds me, Lapis will cry for the first time in that episode.
Not from sadness or happiness, but because of the stench of Jasper's ass gas.

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>>10917891
I would shed a tear and appreciate the beauty and complexity of Rebecca's brilliant mind and writing

>>10917917
I wanna see Lapis in that dress Paz is wearing.

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/r/ing this Jasper but happy rather than crazy

Another good tactic for you Social Justice Warriors: Google all the white names where you work and check their facebook and tweets. All bigotry, racism, misogyny, anti-semitism, Islamophobia and homophobia should be reported immediately to the Management. Sue the company and go to the MSM if they don't take prompt affirmative action

My battle cry to the marginalized and disenfranchised people: Latino, Black, Feminist, Jew, Muslim, Coolies, LGBTQQIAAP2SK, Native Indios, disabled, White Trash, Social Justice Warriors, etc:

(1) We must spread out through the American diaspora. We lost the election because we are too concentrated in certain states and cities. Move to a lily white town

(2) We must also continue breeding faster than the lily white ... make them work harder to pay for our children - so they have few children of their own

(3) We must control their academic curriculum... make common core education "white guilt." teach their children to hate themselves

(4) We must continue to swarm across their borders like siafu. Establish anchor babies ASAP

And most importantly ... (5) We must slowly erase their culture and history... replace it with ours!

As Alinski said: "Use their own rules against them." If we follow this 5 point plan - the Chickens will soon come home to roost!

We will teach the racist Fascists the difference between a Democracy and a Republic. The lily white Nationalists will be brought to heel without firing a shot

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>>10917988
10000000000000000000000000000% CANON

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>>10918004
Jasper is already pretty thought. Fucking tumblr plebeians

drinking wine and listen to Bowie, what else are you doing /sug/

>>10917952
This is really cute

And Martha would probably be nervous about everything

I want to be Peridot and get fucked by Jasper's giant, perfect cock

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>>10918089
making dinner, taking to tooney, and refreshing tumblr for messages

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>>10918020
It might be out there somewhere, but same, I would like it if someone drew her in it. I want to see her in lots of dresses.

>>10918089
finished eating, listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6-sU7pVJ3k [spoiler]RIP[/spoiler]

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>>10918089
Fucking boiling I hate this heat

>>10918096
I want Peridot to be dead.

>>10918104
I'd like to see her in the barn

>>10918089
readin' mangos and listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLEPU7DqLzg

>>10918096
I want jasper to shatter her with her perfect ham hands

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>>10918061
100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

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>>10918142
You are fucked up. Die.

>>10918051
http://www.tumblr.com

>>10918129
nice song anon

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>>10918160
>ham hands
FEED

>>10918184
ABUSE

>>10918140
I'd love to be fucked to death

>>10918142
I'd like to have a roll in ze hay with her.

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You know that song "make a man out of you" from Mulan?

Imagine a "make a Quartz out of you" version with Skinny as Mulan and Jasper as Shang.

>>10918096
Thats gay

>>10918096
Peridot has already been inside of Jasper's perfect hole

>>10918207
there should be more incestuous art of them

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>>10918160
200000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

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Kick the baby

>>10918207
The thought of that made me laugh

>>10918201
>Ze
Are you french?

>>10918207
Imagine Jasper and Skinny having incestual sex while cosplaying as Disney characters.

>>10918201
That's gay

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>>10918230
Hand the baby over and you walk away with your life.

>>10918244
>Beauty and The Beast

who's the beauty and who's the beast

>>10918242
Do yourself a huge favor and watch "Young Frankenstein" tonight.

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Gems should be wrestlers

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Draw requests?
Also, at the risk of sounding more like the other avatarfags, has anyone had any weird dreams lately?

>>10918282
this >>10918034

>>10918259
SHOOT THE BABY

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>>10918226
300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

>>10918282
draw the worst ship
last night i had a dream that i peeled off my skin like a wetsuit and everyone was really impressed

>>10918282
Jasper being cute with steven while Lapis and peridot watch from the memebarn

>>10918282
Jasper taking a giant dildo out of her gem nose

>>10918281
You should be a wrestler with me

>>10918282
Your OTP sharing a milkshake.

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>>10918230
So cute.

>>10918282
Pearl shitting pearls

>>10918282
Do this >>10918207

>>10918282
Indexer having sex with a low-res picture. Doesn't have to be consensual

>>10918282
Lapis holding two ice cream cones as she watches her top come untied and fall down to her waist.

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>>10918093
>"Oh, I hope someone didn't need that cargo!"

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>>10917878
bring back normal lars

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>>10918207
Let's get down to business, to defeat the Rebels
Did they send me Pearls, when I asked for Jaspers?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a Quartz out of you

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>>10918282
I keep dreaming of thunderstorms and tornadoes and being trapped in the ruins of my childhood home. Also, Blue Zircon giving a love letter to Jasper

>>10918282
Lapis and Pearl beating the Mystery Girl up

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>>10918282
Miami Vice Pearl

[spoiler]I have weird dreams every night anon,
some SU related[/spoiler]

>>10918282
Lapis and Steven eating a hamburger.

>>10918282
Indexer meets Bubba after getting booked for 420 counts of possession of CP

>>10917878
>>10918340
His normal palette doesn't fit with his new outfit.

>>10918244
Imagine being Lapis in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jasper, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is drown another two 12 year old kids. Like seriously imagine having to be Lapis and not only stand while Jasper moves her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JASPER LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Sugar calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Lapis. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>10918340
I like pink lars to tho
I love both of them

But I wouldnt want him to go back to normal cause itd feel like a retcon

>>10918319
I have the physical strength of a newborn puppy, we would lose every match.

>>10918282
Requesting you and Indexter in a stand vs stand battle. Also, I had a recent dream where I was going to some two story boardwalk. There were buildings on the bottom floor and a staircase that led down to that to said level and some buildings on the ground level.

>>10918282
Jasper rapes her skinny counterpart, both crying

>>10918356
Its a little off putting
But I think it looks fine

>>10918282
Last night I dreamt I was walking along a road down in farm country where my grandparents used to live. I was trying to call friends and family to come pick me up, but all of them were either too far away or had no time.

Also you should draw some gems playing ice hockey.

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>>10918305
400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

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>>10918282
Jasper begging Skinny to fuck her like the desperate slut she is

>>10918221

Is anyone else getting that 4chan x glitch where the cool down counter won't go down?

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>>10918357
That is a lot to imagine

>>10918362
We'll GET BEEFY together and win the title

>>10918341
This is perfect

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>>10918294

>>10918341
Shit, doesn't even rhyme.

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>>10918390
niceu

>>10918357
1/10 I don't even think you tried

>>10918282
do this but also with me undoing her top >>10918336

>>10918342
>I keep dreaming of thunderstorms and tornadoes and being trapped in the ruins of my childhood home.

I used to dream about that a lot, mostly endless tornadoes in my case. Strangest thing about it though is (deadly) tornadoes don't happen where I live.

>>10918420
Isn't that meatbol

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>>10918314

>>10918282
>At the risk of sounding more like the other avatarfags
But didn't we establish you were one?

>>10918282
draw your reaction to getting yet another 50 fucking lapis requests

>>10918428
Well what rhymes with jaspers than you can replace replace Rebels with?
Fuck if I know

>>10918282
draw 50 lapises fucking

Speaking about dreams, does anyone else end up in the same place sometimes? Like you end up seeing the same thing or go to the same place in almost every dream you have

>>10918497
Kek

>>10918497
savage

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>>10918387
50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

>>10918497
Boo

>>10918282
No weird dreams, just dreamt of SU the other day which I never do so I guess that was kinda strange

How about you sultan?

I'm going to make a dating sim where you just /ss/ Steven.

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>>10917901
kill yourself

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>>10918315
Here's the easiest way to be cute: be a cat.
>>10918501
Yeah, but I don't want to sound like one.

>>10918614
HERE WE GO

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>>10918572
600000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

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>>10918282
oh shit
last night i had horrible, demonic nightmares
i can't even remember much what happened but they were episodic and followed a story
is there some kind of weird method you can use to remember dreams

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>>10918626
Barnshits blown the fuck out. Thanks Sultan.

>>10918650
I need to know this method. Please tell me.

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>you will never go to the beach with Priyanka because your vitamin D levels are low
>she will never make you wear a speedo so your body can absorb more sunlight
>you will never be noticeably embarrassed that Priyanka takes off her top to make you feel more comfortable
>you will never have a painful erection being compressed by your speedo
>both of you will never agree to go completely nude to get the most out of the sun

also post more curry mom

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>>10918645
700000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

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Goodnight you shits
pray that I won't wake up tomorrow

>>10918674
Night sweetie. I hope you wake up tomorrow

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>>10918316
>>10918595
Just last night, I had a dream where I was dating Hisoka from Hunter x Hunter, and he was painting my face so we could go to a concert together.
I don't remember what band we were going to see, but I vividly remember that he put a green spade on my left cheek.

>>10918674
Night you homo.

>>10918689
You wanna fuck Hisoka, huh?

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...Hello? Is this connection stable?

>>10918689
O MY GREEN SPADE

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>>10918669
800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

>>10918650
i tried remembering nightmares too, you just kinda put yourself in the dream again ( dunno how to put it ). Remembering/focusing what the surroundings,feelings, events etc etc were I guess? I don't remember how to, it's been years since I've gotten real nightmares.

>>10918711
Having a bit of trouble with static!

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>>10918674
eww, this is even more dusgusting than real jasper

>>10918711
WHAT?

>>10918711
You can build space colonies but you can't get a decent connection? Come on.

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>>10918718
900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

>>10918689
Thats sounds strange but cute. I dont watch the show but that character doesnt look half bad

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>>10918321
>>10918707
You don't?

>>10918764
>dream daddy shirt
kek

>>10918752
This is honestly the worst ship

>>10918764
>ywn have a dream daddy route with greg

>>10918788
There are way worse anon, not even close.

>>10918788
Who are you?

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>>10918738
>>10918736
Ah, there we go, now it is working. Thank you, Pearl.

Greetings, humans. Yellow doesn't know I'm doing this, so we'll have to keep this discreet.

>>10918749
Well, Yellow's been trying to limit my communication with the humans by metering my connection. A shame, but we're making progress now, thank the stars.

>>10918711
no

>>10918689
>first Vox, then Hisoka
Wow. You really like clowns who terrorize children.

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>>10918230
holly is for abuse

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>>10918814

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>>10918826
kek that was a fun night

>>10918282
zuke licking becky

>>10918282
Yourself in your dream Hisoka makeup.

>>10918814
Are blue gems really secret sluts?

>>10918814
H E L L O !
W O U L D Y O U *crackle* T O F U C K ?

>>10918814
As a way to strengthen diplomatic relations with Humanity is suggest you you take part in the human custom of "sending nudes"/

>>10918806
Nothing gets blander than this
>>10918812
Your father

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>>10918331

>>10918129
i'm a fucking retarded, never thought the RIP was because Campbell die ;_; can't lie, i know him cause GotG 2 but it's sad anyway.

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usually when i wake up from a dream my first thought is being disappointed that i didn't die in my sleep and the dream went on forever, but not last night
whatever i saw made my fucking blood ran cold
all i remember is that the characters i have made in my mind were there trying to solve a mystery or whatever and above my driveway there was a skinned demon somehow strung up in the air, stuck with a ghastly expression and it's body was stretched grotesquely
there was something written right under it, a message made in blood or skin or something, i can't remember what it said
i think whatever it said scared me more than the actual sight but i can't remember it
i don't feel safe in my house anymore
sorry if no one gives a shit i feel like this is important to tell someone

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>>10918869
of course they are, at least not in front of their superiors

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>>10918879
;) The more you bitch the more I want to post ;)

>>10918814
How does yellow treat you?

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>>10918752
∞%

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>>10918665
bless the curries

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>>10918869
yes

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>>10918906
Guess that makes you as bad as the lapidirts than

>>10918665
woahhhh galaxy should do more priyanka pretty please

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>>10918911
Ohhhhhhh that's new
>>10918942
;)

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>>10918869
of coursh

>>10918947
shes doing commissions right now if you want to hop on that

>>10918942
hi sapphirefag, please learn the difference from then and than

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>>10918838
>>10918874
Oh my stars, I never knew that humans were so... perverse!

I'm flattered, honestly, but like I said, I want to keep this discreet - if Yellow sees that I'm displaying my bare form to "miserable human filth", she'll do more than meter my connection.

I can present you with this image from one of my "off-days", as you like to call it.

>>10918870
Is that a weapon?

>>10918869
Well, we ARE quite skilled at the art of lust, as I've witnessed not only in the everyday lives of my subjects, but in these "threads" as well! You all really love us, don't you?

>>10918907
Erm... it's complicated, honestly. I mean, she tries her best, but... I don't know if she really understands.

But you understand, don't you, anons?

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>>10918869
>secret
They're pretty open about it.

>>10918981
Ya and im not that person

>>10918989
how do you feel about your pearl embarrassing your court? >>10918905

>>10919010
Sapphirefag pls

>>10918989
Why bother with humans?

>>10918989
I T I S *kkrrsh* W E A P O N !
*crackle* A F U N H U M A N A C T I V I T Y !

>>10918989
Why do you have that hair loop

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>>10919010
You forgot your picture my man.

>>10918989
what do you mean by complicated?

>>10919042
But Bismuth isn't black

>>10918650
>>10918662
>>10918723
Keep a journal on your nightstand and write down as much as you can remember about your dreams immediately after waking up.

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>>10919020
>>10919054
Hateboner much?

>>10919062
at least is an ape

>>10918794
>greg mod for dream daddy when?

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>>10918332

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>>10918959
I'm digging through twitters for some new content.

>>10919042
>>10919062
But Bismuth isn't dead

>>10919008
a lil treat for the goil

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>>10919084
I love this, thank you based Sultan

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>>10919017
Hmm... what a fascinating display! Pearl, you must show me these "moves" of yours, sometime - ...w-why are you blushing like that, Pearl? Is this not a traditional human ritual you've learned?

>>10919023
Because I want to preserve this species for the inevitable rise of the Cluster! It is dangerous on your planet, and I want to preserve things that I know Pink would've wanted...

>>10919046
It is part of my form. Do you not like it?

>>10919044
You are a very strange human.

>>10919058
...Argh... well, you've witnessed how determined she is to make me move on from mourning over Pink, but I just... can't. I don't know how.

And the trial of Rose Quartz didn't help either, she's angrier than ever now. And I'm still missing my palanquin...

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Why is this a thing

>>10919082
just recolor brian and give him bad sun burn

[spoil]briaashitanyways[/spolr]

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>>10919111
they're fucking ROCKS

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>>10919070
>Jontron

>>10919070
stick to whining about jascucks sapphyfag

>>10919111
im tempted to put my own submission

>>10919108
Are you in the market for a personal pet human?
I'm very entertaining.

>>10919126
that wasn't even sapphirefag though you retard

>>10919108
I want you to cut the loop off

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>>10919111
Can't tell if they're joking or not.
Fucking Poe's law.

>>10919111
because we are The Worst Fanbase™

>>10919084
Is Carnelian the short fat man who trips up mulan with a stick

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>>10919099
Remember to always give your girl lots of treats.

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>>10919096
Do you have the tag(s) for it? Idk if I should search Korean or Japanese.

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>>10919149
Cheer up you piece of shit.

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>Hey Steven your looking really hot today

>>10919159
eh I prefer lapis not liking being covered with cum but not doing anything to stop you

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does anyone else like sorting fictional characters into hogwarts houses and the like?

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>>10919108
I wonder how she vents all that anger

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>>10918333

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>>10919138
I like how all I had to do was complain about their ship to be accused of being sapphirefag

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>>10919136
You... want to serve me? Would you rather not be in the Zoo with your fellow humans?

>>10919139
B-But why? Pink loved it!

lapis
cutting herself

>>10919183
harry potter is fucking gay

>>10919188
He's not that big

>>10919183
that's pretty autistic desu

>>10919198
ironic

>>10919192
I think people just use sapphirefag as a means to disregard an argument.

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>>10919188

>>10919195
Pink was lying

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>>10919171
She took the bait GOGOGOGOGO

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>>10919179
That's nice too.

>>10919208
I'm allowed to act autistic. I am autistic

>>10919159
where are the tootsie rolls

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Does Lapis have one of those creepy walls just covered with pictures of Steven on it?
You know like ever crazy girl has one of those?

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>>10919183
not even related to hogwarts tho

>>10919084
Thats really cute actually

>>10919192
Ur the same type of asshole

>>10919229
imagine lapis fucking herself with a dildo of her own pee

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>>10919185
Do not ask me, I am quite unsure myself. But I pity her Pearl for having to be around her when she gets into those moods.

>>10919225
NO! I will not!

...I-I'm sorry, that was uncalled for. Again, I apologize. But I will not alter my form to remove this... it means too much to me.

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>>10919195
WHY DID YOU ORDER ME TO BE SHATTERED YOU BLUE BITCH

>>10919233
They're in his pants.

>>10919211
Seems to be the case lately

STOP ROLEPLAYING, ASSHOLES

>>10919195
You see, human's like me are what we call "autistic" and don't get along with other humans all that well.
I don't take a lot of space, some organic food and I'm good.

>>10919270
SHUT UP ASSHOLE

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>>10919241
She has notebooks full of pictures of Steven and stories about them falling in love hidden all throughout the barn.

>>10919279
NOT THAT ANON. BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP CUNTS

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>>10919228
You know Earth laws would never work on Lapis since she;s not human,
She could fuck Steven in a public Street and no one would be able to do shit.

>>10919270
FUCK YOU YELLOW DIAMOND

>>10918282
sugar with a dick instead of a nose please

>>10919246
Just because I said your ship was bland?

>>10919252
If you cut it off, Pink will come back

>>10919270
Whats wrong sweetness?

*scritches your neck*

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>>10919295
I don't think the CGs would take kindly to that. I suggest Lapis ceases before she gets MIRRORED again.

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>>10919210
don't you think?

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>>10919249
that'd be pretty hot
lapissbending when

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>>10919305
>what's wrong sweetness?

>>10919302
Different anon, FAGGOT

>>10919295
>laws would not on on Lapis
You know laws aren't biological, right?

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>>10919321
I know what Pearl really wants, she just wants to share him. That's okay.

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>>10919342
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Steven_Universe!Pearl!20170809
Pearl should fuck steven

Honestly, SU is the worst pile of garbage on television. Where do they even get this stuff from? How could they possibly expect to diagnose someone as suicidal when, A: they aren't psychiatrists, and B: a psychiatrist hasn't examined Sugar to conclude such a condition. Furthermore, how is anyone listening possibly stupid enough to buy this crap?
The only concerning part is, are they trying to set the stage for assassination and then blame suicide as the cause of death? Just a thought...

>>10919348
Here comes a thot

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>>10919254
Oh. It's you.

...I understand my methods were... harsh, in retrospect, but you must understand that fusion - the kind of fusion you and the Sapphire were performing - is seen as unacceptable and unnatural in the eyes of my subjects, as well as the rest of Homeworld.

I was only trying to regain civility and order, and did what I had to in the name of the laws of Homeworld.

>>10919271
Hmm... I will think about it, the next time I can visit your planet. I'm sure we can work something out.

>>10919303
Don't lie to me, Anon. That is impossible.

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>>10919345
>>10919342
Slander, Pearl and Steven have a healthy wholesome relationship. Here they are having a nice breakfast together.

>>10919336
Sure you are

But even so, how is me calling someone's ship bland so bad?

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How hot would a fusion between these two be?

>>10919183
get back to me when you turn the gems into cats and write warriorcats fanfiction

>>10918282
>>10919300
Also my last dream was about me walking in places I've never seen before

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are you in love /sug/?

>>10919374
Just leave em alone, FAGGOT. It happens every god damn thread

>>10918336
>>10918450

>>10919393
I'm in love with being a cool dude. Haha yeah

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>>10919393
I fucking wish

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>>10919393
Good joke

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That thing hiding in my closet wont stop looking at me in my bed.
Post cute gems to make my fear go away.

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>>10919393
yes

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>>10918336
>>10918450
>>10919401
I forgot the image.

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>>10919165
Twitter doesn't really have a good way to search for things, you just have to get lucky. The Korean/Japanese artists don't like being on display I think.

Here's a few I'm looking at
https://twitter.com/YojimboSponge
https://twitter.com/jamjyamoon
https://twitter.com/nimae04
https://twitter.com/__oyama___
You can find a lot a other artists by looking at who they retweet from. I wish twitter had some sort of tag system.

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>>10919416
Can you describe this "thing"?

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>>10919416
anon that's Pearl

she just wants to watch you sleep [spoiler]and maybe join for cuddles if you let her[/spoiler]

>>10919424
who is that you keep drawing?

>>10919424
so flat her breasts are concave

>>10919399
>youre not allowed to post opinions now

I dont see the problem, its not like I was harassing them for posting it.

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>>10919372
Correct, Steven and Connie are much better for each other.
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Steven_Universe!Connie_Maheswaran!20170809

>>10919342
We need another soft pastel colored fusion. The only ones we have are Opal and Rainbow Quartz, and the latter is debatable due to the lighting in her scene.

We also need another cool colored fusion. We only have Malachite, Opal, Sugilite, and Fluorite.

The Lapearl fusion is the perfect opportunity to knock both of these out with one stone (or two stones, really).

>>10919424
YES

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>>10919433
Cool, thanks! I usually find the ship name thru Google translate and search that way on Twitter.

>>10919456
Why is Garnet throwing a thumbs up?

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>>10919434
I don't really know how to describe it.
Sometimes it looks like my mom sometimes it looks like my dad and worst is when it kind of looks like me.
Only difference is that is has a an almost crocodile like snout where its mouth should be.
Its growls when I look at it and is never leaves till morning.
I hate it.

>>10919108
Why on earth would you want to preserve humans?

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>>10918342

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>>10919393
No thanks

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>>10919494
i love this

>>10919445
Lapis Lazuli from the hit anime, Steven Universe.

>>10919485
You should start sexually bullying it.

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>>10919485
That actually sounds terrifying. Do you have a mental disorder anon?

>>10919494
Sugoi

>>10918282
something with meatbol

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Steven...I can't control myself...I need him....

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>>10919494
Very cute.

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>>10919489
Because it's what Pink would've done. Again, the Cluster could emerge at any given point, and I want humans to be safe from it's destructive powers.

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>>10919494
Ahh thank you Sultan!

>>10919539
why would she want to preserve a bunch of horny depressed monkeys

>>10919518
I have psychosis.
I know its not real but the fear is very real I just wish it left me alone.

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>>10919474
Also ask this guy if you need comics translated. He used to do a lot of the stuff that got posted here but now it's all by request.
https://locanon.tumblr.com/

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>>10919549
Repopulation, presumably, after the Cluster has decimated your planet.

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>>10919539
Why wasn't I taken to the zoo?! I was Pinks favourite Jasper but you let Yellow Diamond take me because of my kill count and made me fight my whole life! You let her ruin me!

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>>10919555
Undiagnosed then? You don't have meds to deal with this?

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>>10918343

>>10919593
Feels wrong now that I know you hate Lapearl, but arigato

>>10919593
The beast is slain.

>>10919587
I do.
Its just sometimes they don;t work.

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>>10918349

Princess Sultan you couldn't handle 10 minutes here without running back with your tail between your legs looking for another tidbit your slave master spoon feed you. If I wanted your lip I would scrape it from my zipper you little biotch. If that pu$$$y didn't stink so bad you might have someone that actually wanted to be around you. Time to grow up bigot, pull your big girl pants on and move on with your sad, pathetic life. Enjoy your stay sugarpie

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>>10919569
I actually want Moonstone to be a new gem character, there's a lot of opportunities with the design. But who KNOWS

>>10919577
Ohhh thanks I'll check em out

>>10919578
That's surprising. Nicer than you'd expect from a supposedly evil diamond.

>>10919660
oh no, it's retarded

>>10919660
????? ? ??? ? ? ??? ? ? ???

>>10919660
Don't be such a pu$$$y

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>>10919660
nani the fuck

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>>10919660
What on earth was this anon thinking

>>10919660
We're reaching levels of irony that shouldn't even be possible

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>>10918352