Day 1! >>10917284 But that "poor" anon doesn't

fuck off HGfags

at least be consistent with your OPs so that 4chan x can properly filter them

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>>10917308
When I meant cleansing, I meant cleansing. You'll keep eating it, and you'll keep liking it.

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>>10917322
Too bad, you can't live in your shell forever ~

>>10917308
Put HG and or Hunger Games in the OP, you stupid ESL fuck

>10917322
Stay mad.

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>>10917310
>She takes the $100
Damn... It's already my first day at school and this arrives...
>She sighs
>
I hope you're happy. Not please, leave me be? I've got biological classes to attend.

>>10917322
You sounds upset.

>>10917322
>filtering HG

for what purpose.

There are better threads to filter, like scat or furry threads. Cause you know, you don't want to see that everytime you open the catalog

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>>10917308
Well whaddya know. Nice to know you're allergic to this crap, don't know how sense you don't have a nose or a pair of eyes. Here catch.
>Tosses the bouquet of flowers to the skeleton

>>10917308
C'mon OP, I was just mentioning the bump limit by meaning that the thread will 404 if we don't make a new one

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>>10917308
Souldn't we wait for the night to come to do that?... Not that I mind.
Anyone wants some tea?

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>>10917308
>Karen waves at Zer0 as he takes a few steps outside but it suddenly rains. She and the others are suddenly drenched from the head to toe but this doesn't stop her from walking over to Zer0 with a smile on her face.
Waaahhh, bad luck. I don't know if you can play during the rain because you're a roboto but it feels good on your skin!

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>>10917308
Oh come on Donald! I thought we were cool man, I'm one of the only talk show hosts that hasn't talked shit on you yet! Well, at least not in public.

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>>10917308
Have you considered trying a new hobby?

>>10917339
>gives another 100$ bill
gimme actual cat tats.

This host isn't so hot

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>>10917308
Huh, weird that the sun is in the sky when it says "night 1".
>>10917352
I was going to do a new thread anyways

>>10917353
How do I know you are not lying.

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>>10917388
Well it's a good thing this isn't my house. I was never a good cook anyway.

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>>10917371
Please... I don't want to be considered the school's slut. I want this little nostalgie trip to be clean and s-
>Takes the money
...
Take this: http://i.imgur.com/4a1pthf.png and go jerk off somewhere else. Somewhere far away

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>>10917379
Are trying to say that i'm not... hot? Maybe because kids these days like traps or girls with big dicks.

>>10917412
>$100
>just tits

Pricey whore

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>>10917308
Well. Well uh. This...this is new.
Yes, yes I am resisting the urge to scream.
>>10917388
...Alright, screw it! I got a DVD player for a reason!

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>>10917404
What do you mean, anonymous?

>>10917388
>>10917364
....
You might want to use that...
>She hands him a perfume

>>10917421
Sorry. If you want the complete service for 5 bucks go talk to the whores in that ERP class. Not me.

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Are you having fun with the summer games? Or are you stuck in queue and getting errors like everyone else?

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>>10917388
It'll happen to you too and I'll be prepared for when the time arrives, mouse princess!

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>>10917388
Oh no, pineapple pizza whatever shall I do?
>Takes off the toppings
Oh. Well that was a little disappointing.

>>10917442
>Paywall-treon

>>10917442
I was wondering why shit seems weird.

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>>10917388
Stop saving your porn next to the dog pictures.

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>>10917308
>Zer0 stops to look up at the rain that suddenly started falling. He holds a hand up, palm open to catch a few drops. Then, he lowers it and continues walking towards the group.

>>10917355
I am more than fine.
>Zer0 pauses to wipe the front of his helmet clear of any raindrops.
A bit of rain won't kill me.
That would be stupid.

>>10917388
High risk, no reward.
Another contract, and I
will be back in black.

>>10917462
>Zer0 watches the pig saunter past before pulling out his pistol and shooting it right in the dome.
Makin' bacon.

>>10917442
>are you having fun with summer games
i haven't even been able to fucking play

>>10917454
>getting triggered over some fine print in a random picture

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>>10917462
Let me guess...
It's one of those "Pineapple is so disgusting you die if you eat them lol" jest?
Dear host, I thought you were better than that. Pineapple pizza is a dish like any other and I shall prove it to you right now
>Takes a bite
>Dies

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>>10917442
I'm having a great time with summer games! The hot sun, volleyball tournaments, surfing, and even fishing! There's so much to do but I do not have enough time to do them all.

anyone hosting after this?

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>>10917388
Gross! Did'ya roll around in the sewer or something?
>Inkling plugs her nose to try and not let the stench into her nose.
>>10917462
T-That wasn't me! It was my friend, Blinkling!

>>10917462
Aawww thanks, background. I like you too!

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>>10917462
Perhaps it is better in Japanese? I mean I do not speak the Language, but perhaps it would be more enjoyable if we could not understand what was going on?
>She was really reaching, trying her gosh darn hardest to find a way to make this horrible movie some what entertaining.

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>>10917462
>http://i.imgur.com/4a1pthf

>>10917432
How do I know you're not playing with my hope only to crush them later on.

>>10917388
>>10917462
Did Rick Harrison just go watch the emoji movie in japanese twice in a row

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>>10917462
Geez. Guess I made old St. Vitus proud with that one. Atleast I got to have some fun with it i guess.

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>>10917504
H-Hey! I didn't give you the right to share them okay!

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>>10917462
I am at a loss for words.

>>10917504
>epic flintstones meme

>>10917525
I paid you 100$, I have my rights to publish it. Unless you bribe me or something.

Sombra here?

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>>10917462
What do we have here? A poor little elf that can't seem to run away properly.
>Overhaul finally catches up to her
What's wrong? Are you afraid?

>>10917510
guess it's just that good

>>10917545
BEEN HERE ALL ALONG

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>>10917462
...Oh. Ooooh, man. It's bootleg time.

>>10917559
>>10917504
GRAND DAD

>>10917538
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOO!

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>>10917462
Can someone build a robot without FUCKING UP?! I mean, look at timothy, timothy's design is simple but good.
>>10917483
...You're alive.

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>>10917557
Uhh...okay.

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>>10917442
What'er you talking about, I've been having a great time with the summer games. Maybe you're just lookin' in the wrong places sweetheart.

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>>10917506
I said: I *might* or *might* not come. I never promised anything, the only one playing with your hope is yourself... "Kon"... You should be happy I even considered the proposition.

>>10917541
I'm not the kind to bribe anyone, but how does a curse sounds to you?

>>10917567
FLINTSTONES, THEY'RE THE FLINTSTONES

>>10917568
>founds a harpoon

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>>10917504
Don't share your low quality porn with me.

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>>10917454
I hope this trigger you too

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>>10917432
>>10917388
>>10917490

...? Oh, than-...k- Ladies if you may? A man of my stature has enough surface area to prolong the stench from the folds of my flabby body. If there's something to blame, it's my job.

>>10917582
THEY'RE THE MODERN STONE AGE FA-MIL-Y!

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>>10917568
Well... That's unfortunate...
You know what? I will just stick to magic from now on. Less likely to fuck up

>>10917592
Pardon?! Who are you calling low quality?

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>>10917594
Eeugh. You two need to get a room.

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>>10917568
>Zer0 stares at the T.V. dumbfoundedly for a few seconds: "...?".
>Then, he whips out his katana in a rage and chops it clean in half, smoke and electricity billowing out as the two pieces fall: ">_<".

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>>10917568
...
>Inkling blocks the number from their phone, and tries to avoid mouse princess from now on.

>>10917582
IT'S meet THE FLINTSTONES YOU STUPID FUCK HOLY SHIT

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>>10917570
Awesome stuff, host! I'm still gonna kill you one of these days.

>>10917557
>HEY YOU
>STOP THAT

>>10917606
>cums

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>dubs into the thread

>>10917594
>dem balls swaying
kek

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>>10917568
>Starfire tries her hardest to hold back a sneeze...but alas she couldn't do so forever. The moment she removes her hand from her nose, she lets one out, causing the whole school bus to explode in a fiery green explosion.
I-...I am very sorry? I do not believe that will cut it, but it is the best I can do at the moment...

>>10917632
You one off'd yourself.

>>10917625
Sorry, wasn't trying to be you, I just wanted to get there before you did

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>>10917632

>>10917632
>1 off
everyone laugh at this guy

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>>10917606
>>10917568
>Overhaul slips his glove back on without the mage knowing it
Such a shame that your talent has gone to waste. You have so much promise, but you're headed in the wrong direction. If you let me help you, you will be making robots that you would only dream of.

>>10917575
>shoots
gimme all your pics already ya dumb broad
>some italian gangster

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>>10917599
I don't care if it's your job or anything else. Take a shower or fuck off.
However, if you're the kind who despises water as I suppose, I've got this for you.
>She dramatically displays the perfume.
It's a magical lavender perfume. You press it once and it devours all foul odors from 24hours.
Interested?

>>10917630
...Weak
>She walks away

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>>10917632
Allow me to show you how it's done.

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>>10917644
top kek dubs

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fuck you don't laugh at me

>>10917657
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>10917442
>in queue for 16 minutes
>server error
I'm having a blast...

if dubs, adachi has to go to sleep

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>>10917664
don't laugh at me you piece of shit

if dubs you kys right now

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>>10917668
>400000 players ahead of you
>gets booted out of queue

>>10917679
>Can't even get dubs on a slow board
lmao don't quit your day job

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>>10917568
Playing in class!? How dare you, i'm confiscating that thing later.
>>10917606
Hmmm, were do I start... I know, your ass. I mean, look at it! So little, like a baby ass.

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>>10917686
kill urself

>>10917693
>
dubs

>>10917693
I refuse

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>>10917700
>>10917693

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fuck you sunset stop shitposting me because i'm not a junkodog

>>10917684
Same here. I'm tempted to just say fuck it and drop the game again for another 3-4 months.

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>>10917568
So what was that talk about alien supremacy about again?
>>10917687
...I regret nothing.

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>>10917693

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>>10917687
Oh my.
>Overhaul puts his hood up
I don't know why this happened, but I don't think this means we can't play.

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>>10917687
>Zer0's amused enough at the president of the United States slipping on a banana peel and landing on his ass that he lets him go: "XD".

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>>10917651
>She looks as unimpressed as ever...
How cute. Do you really think this puny thing will do anything? Are the bullets even made with godmodium? If not, I fear you won't be able to touch me.
...
Is it too much to ask to just have ONE peaceful day at this school?

>>10917647
...
Who are you? Some kind of Robotic
Engineer or something?
>She looks at him closely. An very edgy dude, but letting him prove his claims could be fun. She nonchalantly says:
Go ahead.
I was trying to make a mechanical replica of myself. Those classes are so boring, it could have gone to school instead of me.

>>10917687
...
Are you aware of the saying "Flat is justice"
I don't need vulgar oversized assets.

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>>10917711
You stole it from meeeeeeeeeeee

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>>10917687
I mean... It was an attempt.
Better die standing up against fate than on my knees.

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>>10917723
>Flat is justice
FLAT
IS
JUSTICE

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>>10917716
not even close

>>10917723
gimme the pussy pussy and no one gets hurt.
>shoots a hostage

>Some italian mobster named Pizzapastarisottio

>>10917742
here faggot lemme show you how it's done

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>>10917740
This man gets it.

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>>10917749
wew

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>>10917753

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if get pickle rick stays forever

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>>10917759
>dabs n u

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>>10917652
'scuse you, but you could use a lesson or two washing that dirty mouth - ma'am, thing, whatever you are. Mind if I spray some in that rude mouth of yours?

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>>10917742
Let me embarrass myself more

Watch this

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>>10917753

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>>10917764
>RAPES YOUR DUBS

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>>10917772
>le dabbles man

Ha

>>10917766
>Mind if I spray some in that rude mouth of yours?
hot

>>10917763
>>>/reddit/

Also check em

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>>10917687
Again?! Stop playing while being in class!
Extra juicy pineapple for the mister president.
>>10917723
Maybe, if you want to end up in jail for pedophilia.

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>>10917745
>Unimpressed stare.exe
... How sad, some generic italian man died.... I mean, death is a part of life, it was his destiny.
Please call me when you actually do something interesting.

>>10917788
Ayooo

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check my dabs

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>>10917788
>Website name

>>10917794
Fyxe?

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>>10917788

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>>10917801
no u

>>10917788
Pickle Rick stays, dubs confirm

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>>10917732
Except the difference was five.
>>10917790
If you don't stop touching me in two seconds, I'm going to bite your fingers off.

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>>10917810
>dabs on your off by one

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>he doesn't appreciate breasts of all sizes

This samefagging pickle is fucking cancer

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>>10917790
>Zer0 could not care less and just continues to play his game, much to everyone else's annoyace.

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>>10917790
Pfft, what a nerd. Let's laugh at that guy.
>Inkling points at Zer0 with a smug grin, and starts to laugh at the android

>>10917832
What was your first clue and how long did it take you to realize this?

>furries get replies while I get solo events

It isn't too much to ask to just rp with someone but the fucking sim hates me

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>>10917832
I swear to you it's not just me doing this you silly thin skinned dope.

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>>10917826
>appreciating breasts above the size of a regular melon
>dabs on you and your shit taste

>>10917847
It doesn't help that half the time, people grouped in an event won't even interact with one another.

>>10917847
You know, you could just talk to someone? Like, go up and say hi?
Like you would in real life if you want to get to know someone?

>>10917847
People will never like your shitty ava.

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>>10917766
...Sorry... I'm not the one to treat my customers badly. Some people were simply getting on my nerve....
>She sighs.
So. Interested or not. Please be quick?

>>10917807
That trashy skank who hangs around these parts? Sorry... But we have nothing in common.
However I've got some magical lenses if you need to -fyxe- these eyes of yours.

>>10917790
I am an adult you know?

>>10917847
If you're that desperate for someone to talk with just poke me.
$50 for a trite chat. How does that sounds?

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>>10917821
kek

>>10917876
How much is it for idle chat with you being topless the entire time?

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>>10917871
>he doesn't challenge other people IRL to a match of Hunger Games in order to get to know them
pleb

>>10917888
fucking finally. that was pathetic

>>10917847
>You encounter a troll.
What would you like to do?

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>>10917843
>Zer0 recognizes the one laughing at him as the stupidly hard-to-kill kid/squid abomination. To shut her up effectively, he grabs someone else's water bottle off their desk and tosses it at her, cap open.

>>10917888
FUCK

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>>10917790
And again with this robot, android, genderless person... Focus! at least once in your robotic life.

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>>10917899
>dabs on your sad attempt at a put down

>>10917888
This is clearly not Adachi.

>>10917888
OOOOOOO FUUUCK

>>10917900
Roll to seduce the troll.

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>>10917723
On the contrary. I'm a relic of the past. A gangster in a world full of heroes and villains. That era will end soon enough. Now, hold still, please.
>Overhaul takes his glove back off and walks closer to the mage
This won't hurt at all.

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>>10917888
>took this long
Not impressed.

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>>10917900
>I SELL THE TROLL PRIME REAL ESTATE

>>10917908
>Zer0 was more than well aware of what he was doing.
Perfect.

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>>10917876
Not to worry dear, I'm quick witted. . . yes!

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>>10917876
Where are your proofs?

>>10917919
>Rolls a 9.
You were successful. The troll is now enamored with you and will not attack but may forcefully breed you with its enormous gnarled troll dick.
What would you like to do?

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>>10917887
I don't know anon... I don't know.
It might cost you a lot since I might die of boredom... Insurances aren't free

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>>10917908
You see this? This is why I just make grilled cheeses.

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>when people aren't smart enough to realize you were powering up for trips instead of settling for measly dubs

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>>10917908
>Overhaul touches the inside of the elephant, killing it instantly. He walks away from the arena drenched in elephant blood and other bodily fluid
You're going to pay for this, host. I'll be coming back when you're done.

>>10917953
I use the trolls strength and my human intelligence to build a house with trees and live in the forest in the nice house with my troll bf.

>>10917961
That cold disposition only adds to your value, y'know.

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>>10917892
>mfw saw something that looked like a real life hunger games simulation while on vacation last week but I pussied out of doing it

>>10917575
But you did not even create a discord nor send a friend request.

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>>10917921
>She gazes into the abyss of his eyes... And the abyss gazes back.
>She looks as jaded as ever.
I see... So you were really the edgy kind. I think they call men like you "chuunibyou" in Japan.
But please do your trick, you caught my interest.

>>10917980
BY GOD AS MY WITNESS HE'S BROKEN IN HALF

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>>10917903
Ow, what the heck!
>>10917938
>Inkling opens the door
Yeah, whad-
>Inkling's face gets pummeled in by the """unaware""" android until it seems like her face is almost completely gone, and she falls to the ground, lifeless.

>>10917997
So with a little digging, I found porn of you. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. I'm not that "Kon" guy by the way.

>>10917976
>Rolls a 6.
You were successful. Your trollmance passes from myth into legend as local villagers give your woods a wide berth for fear the horrifying erotic howls heard each night draw a curse upon them or their kin.
Your quest was successful, a winner is you. You collect 345 experience points and 50 pieces of gold.

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>>10917908
ENOUGH. Ahem, TIMOTHY?
>Yes, ma'am?
The next person that plays a video game in my class is gonna receive a punishment. And I need you to do it.
>Yes ma'am!

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>thinks about dabbing

>>10918031
>Say yesterday that I want a HG dungeons and dragons thing to happen
>A day later this happens
MY PRAYERS ARE BEING ANSWERED

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>>10917997
>Overhaul walks by and taps the mage, completely destroying her body
I'm not sure what you meant by calling me a "chuunibyou". Is that supposed to be an insult or a compliment?
>Overhaul wipes his hand on his coat
Your skin is filthy, by the way.
>As soon as he puts the surgical glove back on, the mage suddenly reappears where she stood, cured of all illnesses and defects she may have had

>>10918031
Understandable. Have a nice day.

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>>10918037
The feast (not really)! I guess the president hates anime.

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>>10918037
>dabs on this game

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>>10918039
Dab my pussy

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>>10917989
... Patience is one of the greatest virtues you know?
That's all what I have to tell you. It shall come soon enough.

>>10917977
On the temple of Delphes was written these wise words "Know thyself"
Of course I am aware of my value, you don't need to remind me.

>>10917946
>She shows the host her ID
>It's over 21!
Here. Now please keep hosting. People are waiting.

>>10917944
Alright. It will only cost you $300!
It might seem expensive but think about it! You will never have to worry about foul stench ever again. Think about all the missed opportunities it created... I'm sure you didn't have any chance with the ladies so far. Am I right?

>>10918088
>That Trump Event

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>>10918010
GOOD
GAWD
ALMIGHTY

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>>10918021
...
Okay.
You caught my interest.
What do you want?

>>10918073
>tfw we might have an HG Tabletop session someday
I can't wait to fail miserably at understanding what the fuck I'm meant to do.

>>10918123
Just wing it.

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>>10918037
OI! Would you shut that that racket up!?
>>10918088
It's nothing I can't handle, this happens all the time with me.

>>10918131
Alright.
TROLL MAGE HERE I GO.

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>>10918088
>Realistic events are the best

>>10918121
I just want to talk. Steam or discord is fine. Your choice.

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>>10918088
Did I forgot to say that to pass this class you need to reach your happiness?

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>>10918074
Wh-What?!
>She materializes back... Looking the same as she was before... if it wasn"t for that shocked expression on her face.
Wh-What did you do to me exactly? That cold dark place... Was it... Was it the center of the universe? Did I met God?...
>She scratches her head for a bit.
...
...
Oh...
The flea that was bothering me isn't here anymore.

>>10918157
Donald is drowning in pussy.

>>10918099
I'll hold you to your word then or I'll require a refund.

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>>10918157
I never said I didn't want to be happy.

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>>10918156
...Discord seems fine, once I finally make it. Probably tonight
Please leave your adress here.

>>10918167
Does this look like the face of a liar? Don't you worry..

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>>10918134
>Adachi kneels down in front of Rika and performs his most powerful dab ever, but there's something different about this dab. In Adachi's hand lies a ring box, hanging open with a diamond ring exposed for all to see. He looks up at Rika, an intense look of passion on his face as he prepares for what he's about to say next.

Rika, will you...

>Adachi cuts himself off by performing another dab, but this time it's a modified dab, the motion bringing the ring up to the girl's face.

...marry me?

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>by a see
um

>>10918180
Oh no no no. You leave yours when you make it. Don't worry, I'll be around.

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>>10918157
Guess what time it is! Volcano time!
>Kodaira presses a big red button, making a volcano appear in the middle of the little town.

>>10918191
Nerd

I want to take Rika`s anal virginity

>>10918198
Wow, what a deadly force of nature.
>only qt anime boys left.
This is fine.

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>>10918196
How will I recognize you?
You generic faceless men are all the same to me.

>>10918212
>implying she still has her anal virginity

>>10918218
I'll have proof.

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>>10918161
>Overhaul hears her comment but refuses t acknowledge it
The sickness that plagued your heart...how do you feel? Do you understand how filthy this place is, and how disgusting those that frequently come here are? Are you willing to help me clean this place for the greater good?
>the flea that resided on the back of her neck then goes to bite Overhauls arm, causing him to furiously smack said flea until it was more than dead
Guh. I take this place so much.

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>>10918099
Well uh, sorry sweet-cheeks but, I've scored plenty of chances with women; it's just that I'm a 'little' to naive for my own good to catch on the social cues.

Buuuut, maybe you are right!

Maybe it's just so darn expensive to buy something that I already have, attraction.

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>>10918198
>>10918213
You're right! Let's see who's the best boy, except for the robot. Robots are genderless.

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>>10918240
>I take this place so much.

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>>10918249

>>10918180
Even the most trust worthy face can be a liar.

>>10918240
Fuck off Karen

>>10918276
Fuck off postshitter

>>10918240
TELL ME ABOUT OVERHAUL
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

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>>10918276
>>10918264

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>>10918187
How about you just piss off and I pretend this never happened?

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>>10918263
What a dumb robot.

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>>10918231
... Alright.

>>10918240
I feel the same as I was before if we're completely honest... But I suppose my heart feels slightly better since I've met you. Faceless anons can only be so interesting.
>She takes out her wand and fires a sparkle. The flea burst out in a tiny crimson explosion.
Sorry about that.
As for your proposition... Does it pays well? I don't really care about "good" or "evil". I'd gladly help you as long as you put the price.

>>10918271
True. But I am a woman of words. Be patient. I am simply trying to enjoy this little "Hunger game"

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>>10918303
Winner is next! Do bets if you want to.

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>>10918250
... If you don't have the money you can also give me something of equal value, I don't care... And well... I guess you does have a pretty face, it's too bad you stinks you much. You might have had your chances with me.
So... Anything you'd like to give?
I also have this book
>Takes out an edition of "How not to be a guillible idiot for dummies"

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>Had to go off for a bit, sorry.

>>10918015
Critical strike.

>>10918263
>Zer0 makes quick work of the pizza, slicing and dicing it within the terrified delivery boy's hands.
Abominable.
This may as well be poison.
I want a refund.

>>10918303
>Even the assassin isn't sure what happened. One skull-crunching blow to the head from behind and he was back outside the Arena. His confusion is projected in red light for all to see: "!?!".

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>>10918334
All of them are winners!

>inb4 cancer wins

>>10918367
Shut the fuck up you dumb whore! ReeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10918372
They're all animes though

>>10918389
Anime can be cancer.

>>10918367
>ywn do lewd things with Tomoko for days at a time till you're both exhausted, sweaty and hungry.
>ywn order pizza while she sucks on your spent dick
>ywn shower with Tomoko

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>>10918334
And now the winner... THE WINNER IS...

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>>10918288
I'm extremely sensitive to dust, anonymous.

>>10918327
>Overhaul notices the little spark killing the flea and stops trying to murder it
Very impressive. Thank you very much for understanding my hatred for being touched.
The position pays extremely well. The feeling of euphoria will be pumping throughout your body when you notice how clean this place becomes. All you have to do is clean up the messes you see around, no matter how big the mess may be. I'll give you a little example of what I mean.
>Overhaul walks up to >>10918231 and puts his hand on the faceless man, splattering his blood around the area
I can assure you, he won't be missed.

>>10918121
That was the point.

>>10918397
O-only if you win or if you're especially cute.

>>10918405
I-I never win, though...

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>>10918398
THE NERD! THE NERD WINS! I mean... lida tenya wins! Congrats.

>>10918405
>being a slut

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>>10918398
The one man I was rooting for.
Excellent job.

>>10918404
Well... Congratulations!

>>10918417
called it

>>10918417
>cancer won
great

>>10918422
NO U

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>>10918417
And for whatever person that put the tribute called "grimes" please show up. Let me get everything prepare for your price ne- I mean lida .

>>10918436
>cancer wins cancer game
meh

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>>10918417
That winner leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Heroes winning is one of the reasons why I'm still here.

>>10918454
May I have a word with you, Host? Can you tell me why you decided to let that elephant swallow me whole?

>>10918454
I putted Grimes in, sir

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>>10918417
Congratulations.

>>10918454
Thank you.

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>>10918454
>got a kill
>still fourth from the bottom
Kharjo thanks you for letting him stay here.

>>10918440
https://www.xvideos.com/video1910571/fuck_and_creampie_in_urethra

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>>10918425
>Condom between breasts
>barely covered nipples slightly poking out

>>10918454
>top row is all cute boys

Good game for once.

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>>10918353
You hold yourself into high regard, sis'! Too much of that and you'll become a street beggar faster than y'know it.

Like I'd ever score a chance with a nude rabbit. Perhaps I'll give you something of equal value alright, but it's gon' stink just like this smelly protruding gut of mine.

>Gang preforms the Heavenly Destruction, [Silent Fart Technique] - He engages a jolly'ole stare into her eyes while the fart fumes the air with it's toxic sustenance.

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>>10918271
>>10918231
Are you two still here?

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>>10918454
I still did rather badly...but I suppose it could always be much worse.
Thank you very much for the game.

>>10918484
CUTE

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>>10918454
Congratulations! Dumplings on you friend.

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>>10918417
Outdone by a freaking nerd? Great. Just great. I'll remember that when I'm stealing his lunch money. I guess I can thank you for the game.

New one? I couldn't get any of my actually good tributes in

>>10918518
>implying you have actually good tributes

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>>10918180
Aren't you miss popular.

>>10918454
Anyone else notice how many district mates are place right next to each other?

New one? I couldn't get any tributes in.

>>10918327
Hmmm, alright.

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>>10918478

>>10918484
Yup, I'm here.

New game when?

>>10918539
That's better.

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>>10918466
Do you have "avas" or you only use fillers?
>>10918467
Good taste in artist
>>10918463
Animals are animals, no one controls them.
>>10918469
>>10918472
>>10918489
>>10918509
Thanks for participating.

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>>10918478
>cute boys

>>10918524
I meant good as in compared to the three Rick Harrisons

>>10918558
There is nothing wrong with my statement.

>>10918484
I am

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>>10918475

Please, keep it to yourself, this is a public place. There are toilets if you need to do this.

>>10918496
... Thank you.

>>10918479
N-NUDE RABBIT?!!! Okay! You open those ears wide and you listen ! I'm simply trying to do business and...
>She stops... Something is in the air... Something definitely weird... As if some wicked mind decided to mix rotten eggs and old socks together... With juice from a Rafflesia arnoldii
I...
>She faints.

>>10918542
>>10918544

Magisa#7091

>>10918525
Trust me, it is not as great as one would believe it. I'm sure you can understand "God".
You must be flooded with useless prayers all day long.

>>10918553
What do you mean by "avas"? I just usually put a few recurring or shitpost with some characters

>>10918566
>implying Rick Harrisons are bad tributes
Come on.

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>>10918553
But you let them in. Do not change the fact that you're the one responsible for making this place filthy. You don't pick up after them and you don't check to see what parasites live on them. You're making this place harder for me to clean up.

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>>10918574
Please, refer to : >>10918579

>>10918583
Doing it right, me. I rule, I don't need to pretend to be somebody else.

>>10918585
Well everybody else seemed to dislike them and told me to go back to /b/. I also got called a cunt

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>>10918570
You're calling the wrong person "cute".

>>10918585
They are terrible tributes. Kill yourself.

>>10918579
Sent

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>>10918399
Oh I see. I need to go Berserk and slaughter... I'm not the one to needlessly spill blood but I suppose I can do that... However
>She resurects the anon >>10918231
with a spell.
That man has a little something for me. Filthy as he may be. I need him alive. But I can erase the rest no problem.
...

How much do you pay me? Call me Magisa by the way.

>>10918599
Annoying retards is the true purpose of the games. Sounds like you're not bad, you cunt. Case in point: >>10918604

>>10918599
Because you put three tributes into the game.

>>10918601
An observation on how you look has nothing to do with the actions from your past.

>>10918619
kamina pls go

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>>10918478
>
>>10918579
>That was fun, gotta go!

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>>10918631
You have a weird definition of fun.
...
Have a good evening. Stinky boy

>>10918619
>>10918622
Bugger off will ya

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>>10918293
>Adachi is taken aback by her words, a great deal of sadness and depression overcoming his being. A tear rolls down his cheek and drops to the ground, soon followed by many more until a puddle forms in front of him. The tears stop and soon after, Adachi begins to shake and breathe heavily, reaching the stage of anger after being denied by his one true love.

Rika...I loved you...you shouldn't have done that....................

>Adachi stands and looks down to the ground, clenching his fists to the point blood begins to drip from them. As he stands there, he begins to grunt and groan while trying to keep his anger from progressing to the next level. He utterly fails at his attempt and lets out a primal roar, letting out every built up emotion in one go, something he needed very much.

Never again, Rika. I won't ever let somebody hurt me again.

>He holds his arms out to each side and narrows his eyes at Rika, every rage filled thought coursing through his brain as he begins to power up. As the power surges through his body, he takes in one last deep breath and shouts out the name of his final attack.

FINAL....DAAAAAAAAAAAAB

>Adachi unleashes a dab so powerful and furious, he becomes a black hole and vanishes from existence. The end.

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Hello mortals.

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>>10918625
But my voice. It's the farthest thing from cute.
https://youtu.be/Fb5e6IgJOF8

Adachi, Kamina and now Archer.
Someone get Jude so the shitposting pantheon is complete.

>>10918649
How dare you interrupt my shitposting? I wrote the simulator and built this community from the ground up for the sole purpose of having somewhere to shitpost when I'm really bored. A little appreciation would be nice.