/sug/ - Steven Universe General
S1 and S2 episodes, comics, books and shorts
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
THE ULTIMATE GAY
Ruby has a terrible voice and I do not enjoy their episodes
Ruby and Sapphire are kawaii!
>>1089961
You fucked it up op
are we doing rubyxsapphire?
>>1089961
Next time try not to fuck up the OP.
Previous thread: >>1086468
1080p Torrents
https://kat.cr/user/wuskydingo/uploads/
>Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android:https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS:https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8
>Extended Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BfOx56KSxQ
Lesbians are cute.
>>1089991
Probably
>>1089991
I'd rather be doing Greg
>>1089990
>>1089994
no I didn't
>>1087496
Requested from previous thread. [spoiler]I tried.[/spoiler]
I'm sorry about the quality, my tablet started lagging at some point and I had to finish it with the mouse
Oh man, I just took the biggest shit ever.
It was as thick as my forearm, whoa nelly!
>>1090003
>>1090020
PICS OR DIDN'T HAPPEN
>>1090002
Mien negroid
A thread with a decent OP here:
>>1089986
>>1089986
>>1089986
>>1090015
Oh shit I can't believe you actually did it.
>>1090010
Anon, the items marked into the unnecessary part can be interesting for some people. Have at least the courtesy to leave those alone
>>1090002
Girls should only kiss girls tbqh.
>>1090032
I already flushed it!
Like I'm going to let a log sit in my toilet?! Christ, I'm not some animal, y'know.
>>1090024
Mods don't care
and I don't care either
Down this chain of not-caring, someone gets banned for http://desustorage.org/co/thread/78804839/#78806525
>>1090015
10/10
>>1089961
The only general I need
>>1092883
interesant
>>1090015
>the fabled murdecock
>pic related
nth for drinking that dirty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62cmqo4sGcw
Man /sug/ is dead tonight
>>1093422
The eastern seaboard is getting buried under snow.
WE STILL NEED MORE JOSUKE STEVEN
NOT EDITS
DRAWINGS
why hasnt Connie questioned why Steven does not go to school? Why is his dead beat dad not putting him in school so he can be miserable like the rest of the kids
>>1094127
Because she knows about his magical destiny bullshit
>>1094127
Goku didn't go to school.
How many anons have already migrated to this thread, trying to escape the cancer of the other one?
Hey nerds. I came here to bully you.
>>1090015
>>1093183
>>1094429
>Squawk
Top kek
>>1094364
>trying to escape the cancer of the other one
look up the posts above yours
>>1094517
The previous one is worse.
Ah, this thread is much nicer.
BIG FAT RANGE ROCK TIDDIES
Wow, those two other threads have some shitty OP pics. I'm glad we avoided them.
Prepare for incoming shitstorm.
>>1090020
that is certainly something amethyst would say
Peridot deserves to suffer.
>>1094387
No, little goblin, you came here to be bullied
>>1094932
Peridot deserves a good dicking
>>1094932
Why not?
She's a member of a warrior species who can't fight without her enhancements.
>>1092706
Before one of you fucking fumbles
nth for "Maybe Metro Boomin' Doesn't Want Some More, Nigga"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiM5ARaexPE
>>1095174
WOW THIS WAS THE SAME THREAD FROM A FUCK WHILE AGO I JUST DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION
>>1094276
Also i guess good morning sug
somewhat
>>1095232
Good morning/night for some faggots
And i'm going back to be
See you guys in like 3 and half hours or something
>>1094429
Please let there be a continuation of this
>>1095320
>Those proportions
L O O M I S
O
O
M
I
S
Peridot Peridot Peridot
>>1095432
b8?
>>1095563
Not this time
>>1095415
sadly it seems like a one off thing
which is sad, because I love porn of these two
>>1094429
>rose's pubes are swirly
someone requested thi last thread and I got interested
>>1095432
its obviously stylized.
Lars is amusing
>>1095834
what the fuck is this family dollar
and fuck all it looks pretty similar to this fucking show
>>1095834
This is fucking amazing A++ would tug on dick to
>>1095834
I like this, good job. Do you have a tumblr?
>>1095834
it's awesome
>>1095912
http://dogmalord.tumblr.com/
>>1095941
Follow'd
>>1095941
Didn't expect to find you here.
>>1096008
trash /sug/ its comfier, damn that saphire pic, it feels so old but its from the last year
>>1095941
good stuff
>>1096050
this guy gets it.
>>1096008
Thanks for posting Laffy Saffy.
>>1096008
>>1094429
My autism levels have returned to normal. Thank you.
>>1095665
>>1092883
Nice fake.
The fact that the fusion itself is just Lapis and Peridot mashed together gave it away, though.
So, when/why did we get banned from /co/ again?
>>1097662
You don't know why? What the fuck, man?
>>1097689
I haven't been here for a while, onii-chan!
>>1097662
Because hiatus.
>>1097751
More faggot
>>1097662
Have we truly died, /sug/?
>>1098159
Everyone's in the other thread stupid.
>The last episode of SU
>The big climatic ending is near
>this starts playing
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4gdkTkBn9I0
>We're only half way through season 2 and I already know I'm going to cry like a bitch
>>1098507
>crying to predictable scenarios
Shut the fuck up
Would you a Dr.Maheswaren?
>>1099406
Maybe, I might need a little more to convince me though...
>>1099305
>I'm a hardcore bitch! Crying is for pussies! I can only feel emotion if it's unexpected and shocking!
Stop posting any time, dude.
>>1099525
Nice strawman.
Did you learn that from Reddit?
>>1097370
Ah, good ol' pepe.
The creator of pepe came out recently and said he's ashamed of what it's become.
Also he's pissed off the shirt is blue and the lips are a vague brown.
>>1099540
So instead of trying to defend your point, you just fire back with reddit.
Okay.
>>1099569
Instead of defending YOUR post, you replied with a strawman.
Learn how to handle arguments, big babby.
>>1099544
That's only half true: he did in fact say that he hated that the colors were wrong and also he hated Wojack, but he never said that he was ashamed: quite the opposite
I need food but it's 3 in the morning and my dad's GF (I'm a basement dweller) wakes up at literally nothing. Life is suffering.
>>1099782
>not having an emergency ration in your basement.
>not having a mini fridge in the place you spend the most time.
>not having a box of pizza readily available.
You new to this basement life or something? I bet you don't even have a bucket to piss/shit in.
>>1099809
>I bet you don't even have a bucket to piss/shit in.
Even I don't have one of those, the food ration thing is neat but I rather go upstairs to use the bathroom
>>1099443
I dont have a lot of Dr.M but eh this is one of my favorite images
New to the fandom, what are the good fics? Sorting by kudos on AO3 is turning up trash. I don't give a shit about pairings, length, or anything really if it's well written.
>>1099947
I don't think there are ones, but maybe I have too high of standards for fan content.
>>1100026
Dang, okay. I was thinking that might just be how it is. Usually I can find them on my own by now if they're out there.
In looking through my folder for outdated shit, this came up.
Think it's ever going to be possible with the leak we've seen and shit? or will lapis be forever a grouchy gus?
>>1100063
Good luck. I think there's less good ficwork in this fandom than usual, there's not a lot of writers it seems.
>>1100127
she's one messed up bitch but will progressively get her clumsy personality back
>>1100193
Please do, these threads could always use more good content. I look forward to it.
>>1100224
Really?
Because the last few times I've seen people highly discourage drawfags and writefags
>>1100155
>Marty might've been the manager of whoever sang Don't You Know (I'm A Star)
That actually sounds pretty reasonable.
I was kinda hoping that he was going to be the one behind DMCA'ing Rising Tides/Crashing Skies.
It'd be a bit of a stretch since it was all from the KBCW blog, but Ronaldo made posts about uploading his video, then when he went to get the youtube link, he said he had been DMCA'd for using copyrighted music.
But he didn't believe that and insisted that there was someone higher up that had taken down his video on purpose to keep the truth from getting out.
>>1100127
The art is so clean and magnificent.
>>1100224
Thanks anon, I'll link anything good I end up doing in the thread.
Anyone have prompts they want filled? I can't/won't promise to get it done, but I've got nothing better to do for the next hour or so. I'm best at writing little character focused drabbles but porn isn't out of the question either.
>TubeTube took down my video because copyright violations?!?! What?! That was MOSTLY ORIGINAL MATERIAL!!! I used that background music for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES! IT’S FAIR USE! FAIR USE!!!
>Clearly, somebody doesn’t want the TRUTH about Beach City to be known. Perhaps, someone with an invested interest in the reputation of our seaside community. Someone who would lose a lot of money if tourists were afraid to come here and buy french fries. Someone like MY DAD!
>This puzzle just got personal.
Reminder that Ronaldo is always right
>>1100245
That's just the same 2-3 idiots we've all learned to ignore by now
>>1100245
They kind of do, I'm a drawfag myself. They give you shit, I like that because it makes the compliments I get feel genuine. It depends on whether you're that type of person.
If you have a gimmick there's also a chance people will dislike you (there's a shota drawfag, a few stoner ones that get flak) but that shouldn't discourage you, that's just 4chan.
>>1100292
Sour Cream finds out who's his actual dad and goes to search for him
Whether or not Marty accepts him is up to you
>>1100260
I didn't know about that, it would've been great though. I know Sugar loves to foreshadow and leave hints in everything.
We'll just have to keep on waiting
>>1100322
The weed-hate in this fandom is hilarious.
So when are we going to get a better look/clarifications on Ruby and Sapphire's rooms?
Like, I assume pic related from Secret Team should be Ruby's room considering it's in the temple and nothing like anything we've seen before.
>>1089961
What the fuck is this stupid OP? We've been making these for ages, how do you fuck this up?
>>1100407
Huh, I never thought about it.
Will Peri get a room?
>>1100365
There's actually a lot of little things from his blog that people think might be forshadowing other shit.
>>1100375
Truth. I quit smoking but I don't harbor any ill will to those who do. The ire of some people here is crazy
>>1100427
I assumed Peridot was going to live at the barn.
Then again, I also assumed Lapis would sleep in the office of 'It's a Wash'.
>>1100432
Did he upload the pic too?
Dem thighs and hint of panty.
>>1099947
>The Talking Head Game
>Chaotic Serendipity
>Growing Up With Steven
>Battle Debris
>Clouds on The Horizon
Those are the ones I like. Growing up with Steven is on FF.Net though.
>>1100432
Steven has a gem psi power for some reason.
him seeing lapis when lapis entity is not present only in the mind of malachite or half of mal.
Its plausable to see rose, since rose is half of steven.
Reminds me of futurama with the mom and fry thing.
I enjoy how this artist makes the gems thick.
Look at those thighs.
>>1100640
Really nigger? That ain't thick, that's like default thigh size.
>>1100648
Compared to the models, it is thick, but year it's normal size.
>>1100640
I desire more swol pearl.
>>1100655
I see
>>1100655
>>1100648
Alright, compared to the models. Didn't think I needed to clarify.
Rassumfrassum PENDANTICS.
>>1100704
My nigga.
>>1100704
As do I
Do you sing along with the characters?
Full voice or just whisper singing?
>>1100704
She can show you how to be strong.
>>1100752
>>1100704
>>1100793
I whisper it during the intro.
I sing a lot in the shower.
>>1100793
i ended up singing KEY???? too much and was noticed
anything else I have managed to remain silent over
>>1100793
I sing in my head.
I would never let anyone actually hear me singing along like an autistic retard. No matter how bad I want to.
>>1100818
Not even when you're alone?
>>1100326
Marty comes back to Beach City as sucessful agent just dropping by on his rounds while scouting for new talent.
Partially there to look for new talent, while also stopping by to flaunt his success to Greg, and visit Vidalia, he hasn't seen his kid for six or seven years since his last visit but Marty is a busy man.
Greg gives Marty the bare minimum common courtesy but is obviously irriated by his presence.Steven is there so he doesn't make a huge deal out of it.
Marty finds that the guy he was looking for is his kid, Sourcream who has been doing well as a local DJ. Marty obviously spots this as a chance for big money, and with his own kid getting him to sign would be like taking candy from a baby. His baby.
Sourcream is obviously thrilled to have his cool dad back around and obviously jumps at the chance to get big and famous and tour with his cool non-fisherman dad. Literally everyone, Vidalia, Yellowtail, Steven, Greg and the other coolkids try to convince him this is a bad idea and to stay but SC gets defensive and insists on that it's his dream, both to become a famous DJ and to really get to know his biological father.
Greg confronts Marty about it, but doesn't get anywhere, Marty reminds him how Greg missed his big shot and to compare the two of them, Marty travelling around with celebrities, rolling in money and fame as a succesful agent, Greg squandering his talent and slumming it in a car-wash. Greg just asks Marty to think about what kind of life he wants Sourcream to live.
Marty leaves, but while starts having second thoughts himself after seeing how Greg is with Steven. Throw in some shots of the Fryman family, Sadie and Barb,Deweys and whoever else you might see at the boardwalk together doing family things.
>>1100815
Noticed by who anon? What happened?
>>1100833
Dude.
No.
God is always watching.
>>1100793
I live alone and can just tell my neighbors to fuck off if they complain so I sing all I want.
>>1100837
Sourcream shows up at Marty's van, Steven/Greg there looking on to go say goodbye.
"Dad, I've got everything ready, my decks are packed and I've got a dufflebag full of clothes, I'm ready to go when you are I can't wait to get going to Empire City."
"Yeah.. About that, There has been a change in plan, I've got to head down the coast, places to be people to see, you know how it is right buddy?"
"What? What do you mean Dad? Are you ditching me? Again? You said you liked my tunes, you said I could be a star."
"I say a lot of things Sourcream, but forget about it, it's over, go home."
"No Dad, you always bail on me over and over and you never tell me why. What's wrong am I not good enough?"
"... Look kid, your music.. It's good, great even, you've got talent... And someday, some agent is going to take advantage of that talent and take you for every cent they can get. You need to smarten up kid or you'll get eaten alive... We're sharks out there."
"..."
"I'll see you around Sourcream."
"...Whatever, Marty."
Episode ends on SC exclaiming how he can't believe he let Marty get his hopes up like that, calling Marty a dead-beat dad and losing his prior idolisation of him. Greg/Steven chimes in to say how it's for the best and Marty isn't so bad. Longshot of SC returning home to Vidalia and Yellowtail with a comforting hug. *Starfade*
Needs some work keeping Steven involved in a storyline that clearly doesn't involve him, but nature of the show needs Steven to be present to show the viewers what is going on. But we could see enough from whenever steven is either with A) Greg and Marty, or B) Sourcream. Marty's van could be getting the works from Greg at the car-wash, seems like the kind of thing Marty would do to "Throw his old pal' a bone."
>>1100845
my roommate who had trouble sleeping that night
she watches the show too although she is not caught up, I told her not to look into it
nothing interesting or catastrophic, sorry
>>1100934
Too bad.
My gf watches the show too but she ain't into it like I'm into it. If she heard me singing along she'd think I was a bigger faggot than I already am.
Is it dead in here or what?
>>1101009
>that pic
I live
>>1101009
I'd say it's pretty what in here
If there is a heaven, surely my lettuce-colored, green apple-flavored rock waifu will be present to greet me at the end of my life's journey, yes?
>>1100640
Good morning sug?
>>1095768
Do you think Steven will be able to get the other Pearls on his side?
>>1101142
Fresh meme
>jasper and lapis unfuse
>the CG's immediately take her side, treating her as the victim
>jasper is poofed and bubbled without a second thought
>she's never seen or talked about again
>every episode after that is just the gems praising and kissing lapis' ass while she's a stuck up bitch the whole time
i swear to god if this happens i will drop the show
>>1100957
yeah my roommate isn't a fanatic about this show, I lucked out
>>1101191
I highly doubt that will happen but if it does im dropping it with you
>>1101191
Are you dense? The show demands a sacrifice. The writers and the fandom are all fed by Lapis suffering.
Steven is her Jesus but her hell will never end.
>>1101191
why would jasper agree to help or join the CGs though?
>>1101191
>she's never seen or talked about again
God I hope not
Freak Fags would be on permanent suicide watch
>>1101223
Cuz she starts believin' in Steven.
Serious talk though they wouldn't bother to show her or have her down on earth if she wasn't going to figure into the plot and Steven's life more.
>you will never spend a relaxing day at the beach with the bara woman
>>1101244
>>1101223
The same reason Peridot joined them, she's dead without them since Peridot called her boss a nigger so there's bo hope of a rescue mission.
>>1101244
>you will never be beaten, strangled, and raped daily until you are the mindbroken obedient wife of a giant wo-
>Captcha: select tea
Lapis get your fucking head in the game here, come on
>>1101243
what if she's the first gem that steven sees getting crushed?
what if steven is the one to crush her?
his first "crush" heh
>>1101274
>first "crush"
>heh
>>1097100
>>1101243
I keep thinking of everything against her at this point
>"Hey Jasper, before you beat us into a pulp theres something i'd like to say! Peridot contacted Yellow Diamond, long story short shes not coming for you, so as we speak you're without a Leader. She also wants this planet dead, which means she also wants YOU dead. You're expendable to her, you're just another gem in her ranks. But to us, you can become loved, cared for and tended to. You will be WANTED and NEEDED. So. You can do two things, fight us in a pointless battle, or do you want to be a STAR!"
>>1101307
That one ain't got the color at the end
>>1101314
I imagine Jasper will be the long hard convert. Peridot was easy, Lapis is willing but a fucking mess, and Jasper will basically be hopeless.
>>1097643
>>1101326
yeah, and it is the original from ching chong nyong
Feel free to fix it yourself if you want, remember to keep it as a png else it's back to square 1
>>1098070
>>1101343
Your lust for the original image is stupid when the one he posted was better, stop posting worse versions you idiot.
>>1099185
>>1101351
The one posted is a jpg, the source is a png
You gotta rethink your definition of "better image"
>>1101341
>Lapis is willing but a fucking mess
God, I can physically SEE this shit a mile away.
>>1101351
Indexer does not care hell he's done this shit to a steven universe porn thread for god's sake he will always post the "better" image even when there is no reason to post it.
>>1101351
it's useless, you might as well be talking to a wall, a very autistic wall
>>1101367
god im so in love with this Pearl
I dont even like pearl, but this pearl just so, damn good
>>1101341
>Lapis is willing but a fucking mess
It is pretty clear that she hate the CG for some reason and dont give a fuck about any form of life in earth
I think we can all agree Jasper smells like 800 cans of axe body spray
>>1101386
Yeah but she actually does believe in Steven
Problem is she believes in nothing else and wants to die in pain and horror which complicates things
>>1101391
I like to imagine she smells like sweat, masturbation, and energy drinks.
>>1099905
>>1101391
>Not musk and sweat
>mfw couldn't finish a drawings today, made little progress.
>>1101410
This fucking image is impossible
>>1101403
normally that would gross me out to no end
But jasper has that thing about her where it tips off being a bit sexy
I just want to jump into her arms
>>1101414
I haven't touched my tablet in 2 months.
>>1101428
This was before that one episode.
Like this pic was made during the summer leak before couch steven.
And that's it
If you need anything just use my name to summon me
>>1101428
Well it's not that impossible, Connie's been in beach city quite a lot before, to the point that her parents let her stay near the beach to read all alone or something
It is not far fetched that maybe she was in beach city at one point to have that conversation
>>1101384
I know right?
HERE A TWISTER COMES
HERE COMES THE TWISTER
>>1101468
>>1101472
oh now you've done it
>>1101450
I was on the same boat, till yesterday.
It's sucky feeling.
What was the last thing you drawn?
Only mustered up 2 sketches out of like 6...
W
A
SAME AS IT E V E R
>>1101498
This was the last thing I drew after another period of not drawing for months.
>>1101532
Are you a bat, anon?
Is that why you draw upside down?
Why do people like Lapis so much?
I just don't get it.
>>1101532
Draw a smuggy yellow pearl pls.
>>1101541
I think its a jojo
>>1101450
bought a tablet to drawfag for another general
once it died i haven't drawn outside of sketching since
Daily reminder everyone
Also adobe creative suite 2 is free now
>>1101544
As a person, I find her reprehensible, troubled, sinister, unstable, and generally a danger to herself and everyone around her.
As a character, she's a fuckin' hoot to watch run around screaming.
>>1101532
Hey I remember when you first posted this
>>1101544
It's pretty easy to understand, anon.
>super pretty
>even prettier when sad
>barefoot
>miserable and desperate so the fans can sympathise
>blue
>water powers
Basically she's literally waifu bait.
>>1101544
Honestly Lapis is a pleb-tier waifu, specifically made to attract waifufags.
>>1101567
>I see her and think, "I could make her happy."
Which is why I love Lapis. You cannot make her happy. She cannot be saved. She will never be happy.
>>1101545
I'll do this tomorrow, it's late and I'm about to clock in.
>>1101576
Depression is for Lapis what Bliss is for Steven
Her gem is a fucking TEAR drop, shes built for sad times
>>1101628
I get that Steven is her redemption and she's the first true disciple and all that nonsense, but I'll be happy if she remains bitter and nasty to everyone else but Steven for the rest of the show.
Just straight up "I'd sell your souls to Gem Satan for one corn chip" levels of disdain.
>>1101621
Good night
>>1101645
im gonna have to be honest here, kind of want that too. Like everyone asks her to do one thing and ignores them, Steven ask for the thing and she gives it to him on a silver platter
Its kinda cute in a weird way
>>1100407
We've already seen that place. I'm pretty sure that isn't Ruby's room unless her room is just one giant hallway with absolutely nothing in it.
>>1101692
>Like everyone asks her to do one thing and ignores them
>"Lapis I know we have our differences but I really do want you to know that I'm sorry."
>"I didn't think that the gem in that mirror was still capable of thought, please forgive me."
>"Hey Pearl?"
>"Yes Lapis?"
>Lapis puts her hands to her mouth
>Loud angry fart noises
This is objectively the best Amethyst form.
>>1101559
Not really, you still need a serial to activate the product, Adobe just stopped the activation servers
>>1101812
I don't know... I prefer a nice big cock myself.
>>1101828
>Amethyst eats a shitload of food and shit which she hard converts into the massive energy needed for shapeshifting
>She's been eating and practicing shifting for millenia
>>1101843
She's just malleable
If you get my drift
>>1101498
>yellow, blue and CG pearl bully someone
>gang of petite delinquent ballerinas
I want jasper to bully too.
>>1101856
Legit talk I thought it was cool to explain how and why Amethyst is so damn good at it. She's been doing it forever, with essentially infinite fuel to just keep doing it for fun until it's second nature and mastered for her.
Late but I went ahead and finished this request someone asked for but with Jasper, I'm going to knock out now
>>1101937
Thanks Drawendo.
>>1101937
Nice
>>1101874
She is the one that's not content with what she is, she always felt "wrong" and she was, she's been overcooked and left lying alone in an empty place for god knows how much time until rose found her
And instead of giving her a direction she probably gave her the same "welcome to erf" she gave garnet to the sound of "IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT"
That didn't help at all imho
We don't know if she's eating for sustainance or just for fun tho, all the energy she has may be residual from being a quartz, or an unseen quality of letting gem overcook. If zuke episodes are any metric to go off by, we'll never know and all that shit will be left relegated to one-off gags like the one that got cut in log date 7 15 2
>>1101973
I'm just saying Peridot straight up related "wow that takes a shitload of energy you're kind of wasting on looking like a dumb animal" and it makes sense that the gem eating every goddamn thing she can get her hands on would be the one who is able to perform incredibly complex shapeshifts at the snap of a finger.
>>1101973
It would explain why she's kind of a bitch, Rose did nothing with her and just said do whatever makes you happy.
>>1102000
Yes, but that doesn't mean she's actually CONSUMING the food, maybe she's just crushing it in her mouth, putting it in a featureless sack in her light-body and then pooping/peeing it out as-is without any processing whatsoever
Digestion's hella complex, unless Rose gave her pointers it's unlikely she just "found out" on her own
>>1101937
requester here
thanks, have a good night
>>1102020
...dude you're overworking this. Amethyst eats food a lot. Gets energy from food, uses it for shapeshifting. Is good at shapeshifting. She also shits. The end.
>>1102020
I like to think that the longer the gems stay on a planet, the more they adapt to it even without realizing it. Maybe creating a digestive system is not that hard if your gem adapts to your environment.
>>1102035
WELL SHE DON'T NEED NO OXYGEN, SHE AIN'T GOT NO MITOCHONDRIAL BODIES IN HER TRASH CAN AND POOR EXCUSE OF A HARD-LIGHT-MADE BODY AND SHE AIN'T GOT NO ADENONSINE TRIPHOSPHATE TO STORE THAT SHIT ANYWHERE
Unless she's literally decomposing the food into protons and electrons i don't see how that shit would work, and then why would she need to pee or poop?
>>1101973
its partially Amethyst's fault in not being more open about her problems
>>1102068
>It's just a show, and I should really relax.
>>1102081
FUCK YOU SUGAR
READ A BIOLOGY BOOK BEFORE YOU START MAKING SHIT UP
In my head canon all the gems poop and fart (especially pearl) and it is extremely erotic
I mean
Amethyst shits and pisses like a machine
I bet Rose did too, Pearl all pressed to a wall with a furious expression of disgust and concern, arms all crossed as Rose just casually talks to her while pissin' on the toilet
>>1102090
Sshhshshshshsshhhhhhhhhhhhh. It's ok anon, it's fine. Nobody cares. Nobody gives a single shit, except you, all alone in the dead hours of the world, at the bottom of a trash heap in a dark corner of the internet.
The easy way out is that the food gets processed directly in the gem and then the pee and poop is expelled through the hard-light body
So Gems are literally living organisms and the hard-light body is just their peripheric nervous system
Literally cowarding out of any complex biology bullshit by saying "it's magic I ain't got to explain shit"
Fuck you sugar
>you will never have naps with amethyst all day everyday
>You will never take part to the autopsy of a shattered gem
>>1102163
>wanting to be friends with Amethyst
One hour you'll be watching some shitty sitcom together, and the next she will be playing a New Year's prank on you.
>Xenobiology
>in /sug/
[AGGRESSIVELY EXPANDING DONG]
>>1101403
>she smells like sweat, masturbation, and energy drinks.
i want to draw jasper lewd now, but what?
>>1102223
Jasper/Anon post-coitus
>>1102223
Jasper masturbating furiously
>>1102223
Jasper in her uniform rubbing Anon into her dick bulge while he looks horny and uncomfortable.
>>1102263
i second this
>>1102223
Jasper biting off more than she can chew. She gets cocky over a cock and can't handle it.
>>1102289
>A cock Jasper can't handle
Jasper ain't no wimp sissy, she could beat off any cock you throw at her.
>>1102308
what about Sugilite cock
>>1102331
I second this
>>1102331
Any cock.
>>1102355
fuck you no she can't, you're lying, lying just like raisin bran did about its two scoops
two fucking scoops my ass
>>1102223
Jasper sitting on the anon's face while she watches workout programs on TV
>>1102367
When I said she could beat off any cock I meant she could beat off any cock.
Any cock, whip out your cock right now, she'll beat it off.
I wish someone would draw the CGs as the Sonic Youth.
Good morning /sug/, how are all of you doing?
>>1102428
>>1102428
pretty good, thanks for asking
>>1102428
My roommate is still asleep so I'm sitting in the dark on my computer. Made some coffee, might go to the gym in a little bit.
6/10 not terrible.
>>1102440
> might go to the gym
i should too but i'm here on 4chan, fuck me right?
>>1102428
Just woke up, hungry as fuck. But for some reason I feel that this day will be a good day and I hope your day will be as good
>>1102449
I didn't go yesterday because I got drunk at like 2PM
>>1102455
Shit, wrong pic. Well enjoy that pic
To the anon who suggested that I make an account on AO3, I got the invite today and I went ahead and posted that first fiction of mine there.
Pearl's comes to Steven seeking to sleep with him to ease her troubles, but her innocent request gets mistaken for a sexual advance.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5794249
>>1102428
Pretty good. I'm on the third day of no fap and all these anons posting muscly Jasper is making it hard for me...
>>1102477
Surely you are not that naive.
>>1102477
No it's slavanon, just accidentally posted a pic from my fapfolder
>>1102472
Nice! Are you Yotsuba on pastebin? I was the one who suggested it
I still need to draw for your fics though
>>1102428
lots of snow and ice, going on day 2 of being trapped in the house
>>1102505
You got a fic about jasper brutally fucking anon?
>>1102505
Come on man, I'm trying to at least get to 5 days. Why you gotta do this to me?
>>1102511
you gotta make it happen
i'm a complete slut for Jasper
>>1102519
I hope you succeed on your difficult task of no fap
>>1102428
>tfw same as it ever was
>>1102511
I'm writing a Jasper fic for a request I got. I'm just now about to go to sleep then I got to take the GF out for her birthday but I'll have it posted later tonight.
>>1102519
Because I have a very sexy learning disability. What do they call if Kiff? Oh that's right, sexlexia.
Come on anon, you really not going to expel semen for your bura waifu?
>>1102508
>not being trapped in the house by your own choice
>>1102532
>same as it ever was
>>1102532
>same as it ever was
>>1102537
Bara.. idk it's not something I've ever said before. kek.
Fuck me I'm too tired, have fun /sug/
>>1102537
>>1102554
Good morning, human refuse
>>1101937
I'm not whoever asked for it, but thank you senpai.
>>1101937
I remember, you are the guy who did the Max Payne edit with Steven. I really like your art.
>>1102559
>>1102580
holy shit
>>1102539
don't get me wrong I usually go to the office and play video games, the house is just boring because I'm stuck on DSL.
Good morning /sug/. What happen?
>>1101368
Lol
Hey /sug/, its been a while.
I see were in the /trash/ again.
Anything else new?
>>1102676
>>1101368
>>1101191
This copypasta is as stale as your breath, anon.
>>1102719
that's kinda cute
>>1102763
>>1102784
You're welcome dude
>>1102763
>>1102796
>>1102809
>jpg
>>1102809
>human lapis
>not delicious brown
Disgusting
>>1102829
Why everything has to be delicious brown with you?
>>1102843
This is the first time I've ever made a post like that, though.
What the hell is this thread!? It's filled with cancer!
>>1102864
It's on /trash/,what did you expect?
>>1102843
Kek, that was me yesterday, that anon you replied to has good taste though
>>1102876
Well I mean more than usual.
>>1102876
sometimes pizza times it sometimes it sometimes it sometimes pizza times pizza
>>1090035
Why is she so hot?
>>1102911
>nose
She'd be brown because of all the time spent on the beach
>>1102911
eh, desu she seems like one of the good asians to me (as a human)
>>1102924
would cuddle/10
>>1102924
good morning
>>1102924
Stop this.
>>1102926
thats called tanned, and its not the same as brown
Good morning /sug/!!! Where's all the goddamn snow?
>>1102809
I remember that thread. Good times.
>>1102995
it is for some SJW
anyways
I believe she would be a tall european girl, light brown hair, greyish blue eyes, no tan
>>1103001
Up north
>>1103033
wha
>>1103033
fake
>>1103048
it's fake canus familiaris
>>1103033
gake and fay
>>1103033
This is so bad. Where would she even get another one of those.
>>1103033
Stupid negro
>>1102477
No, but I'm here and I just took a creepshot. Wanna see?
>>1103063
Ahahaha
Please no
I want to see Jasper with Raven and Paul's expressions
>>1103033
I kind of want it...
>>1103033
That Jasper was drawn by Amber Rogers. I don't have the image on me right now, though.
>>1103090
Are we posting this is sick images?
>>1103063
Yeeeeeeeees
>>1103033
I wish
>>1103063
Do it ya stupid ho
>>1103063
Wow femanon, you got dem big balls. I wish I could do that.
>>1103090
You don't have it on you because you're fucking garbage
I want out of the barn already
I need Beach City episodes or back to the Temple
>>1103063
Yes, definitely, absolutely
I want to share a huge bowl of Spaghetti-o's and meatballs with Jasper
Taking one request.
>>1103063
.... how many did you take?
>>1103119
I want to EMBRACE THE GLORY OF BATTLE with Jasper.
What's /sug/ listening right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jHXu86O01w
>>1103109
Jeeze Indexer, you don't have to be so rude about it.
>>1103121
Steven with a bad dragon dildo
>>1103063
JUST DO IT OH MY GOD.... DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS.
>>1103121
Peridot as Vile from megaman x
>>1103125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQlxXPI7gqc
Got me oldschool today.
>>1103063
Yarg :)
>>1103063
Why is this getting so many comments?
Love you /sug/
Despite all this snow, I hope you all have a safe, and relaxing weekend
>>1103063
I'm also replying
>>1103148
Horny straight guys.
>>1103129
I actually do
helps consolidate the character people paint me as
>>1103063
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>>1103121
Jasper discussing something with someone.
>>1100150
Go home Sraps
>>1103121
Jasper/Pearl smooching
>>1103121
Steven riding the Gem Scooter
>>1103109
Maybe you're garbage. You, you... DOUBLE .JPG!
>>1103121
Mayor Dewey as Joel Robinson from Mystery Science Theater 3009
>>1103121
Me force feeding Sardonyx mayonnaise.
Guys.
I shit myself.
>>1103121
Greg as Max Payne.
>>1103152
Fuck off.
<3
>>1103063
I want to fap I want to fapI want to fapI want to I want to fap I want to fapI want to fapI want to fapI want to fap I want to fapI want to fapI want to I want to fap I want to fapI want to fapI want to I want to fap I want to fapI want to fapI want to fapI want to fap I want to fapI want to fapI want to fapI want to fap I want to fapI want to fapI want to I want to fap I want to fapI want to fapI want to fapI want to fap I want to fapI want to fapI want to fap
>>1103152
I love you too love poster. Ya faggot.
>>1103183
it's "shat", anon
>>1103183
PICS OR DIDN'T HAPPEN
>>1103152
Thanks for caring dude, it means a lot
>>1103194
It's garbage.
>>1103160
http://needsmorejpeg.com
>>1103152
fuck off. go back to beating up your little sister you monster
>>1103152
Fuck you
>>1103152
likewise to you, loveposter
This is your future ruler.
>>1103212
>>1103163
They would do that. It's so sweet, my teeth hurt.
>>1103225
I hope she dies in hell, that stupid steboni.
>>1103225
I only have one ruler bucko.
>>1101142
What resolution is your monitor? 4k?
I've got 1080p, and that shit still extends beyond my browser window.
>>1103178
Shit, I meant 3000
>>1103236
whats eating your ass anon?
>>1103225
>>1103226
>>1103234
You can stop having shit taste anytime now.
Who else thinks that Steven was an attempt by rose to give humanity gem powers? She knew they'd need some way to fight back against the Diamond authority and once it's been proven that you can make a gem-human hybrid, no doubt other people might want to try. Maybe they could find a way to do it by using a non-sentient gem like the kind we have IRL
>>1103175
FUS DO RAH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSRtYpNRoN0&hd=1
>>1103240
I am the literal only person on this entire site with a 16:10 monitor at 1680x1050
hey sug
>>1103277
I had one of those until very recently, but not anymore.
>>1103261
That's fucking stupid.
>Who else thinks that Rose killed herself so the the four remaining gems would want to kill themselves as well?
>>1103277
1920x1200 step yo game up
>>1103277
No, you aren't
>>1102331
She'll be a Gem Fleshlight, but she'll power bottom that shit like a pro.
>>1103277
my tablet has a higher resolution lmao
>>1103293
Well you're lucky
I'll probably have to wait for this monitor to be hit by a fucking meteorite because it fell twice and it still works perfectly somehow
fucking LG and their unobantium monitors
>>1103261
>no doubt other people might want to try
With who? There's only Pearl, Ruby, Sapphire and Amethyst left, every other gem died in Rose's rebellion.
>>1103295
> Maybe they could find a way to do it by using a non-sentient gem like the kind we have IRL
Can you read?
No gem killing required. Rose's attempt at making steven would be a proof of concept, once you know you can do it with a 'living' gem, the next logical step would be to try doing it with a non-living gem
>>1103255
>steboni
>connie and steven
>connie and steven
???
>>1103310
>doing it with a non-living gem
Just shove a gemstone in a baby, that'll give them magical powers. Go to bed Steven, you're tired and retarded.
what's the jpg x png problem here /sug/?
>>1103282
Indexer, You can you make this one larger?
>>1103321
>>1103310
Shut up steven
>>1103321
>shove a gemstone in a baby
>>1103225
I fuggin love this AU
>>1103325
There's no reason to use jpgs anymore, t b h f a m.
>>1103339
>>1103321
It's not my fault I want to figure out why mom made me!
>>1103348
Don't you have any compassion for 3rd worlders and Australians with shit tier internet?
>>1103349
To punish the world.
>>1102331
Why aren't there any good Sugilite lewds
>>1103393
bestiality is frowned upon on most of the internet.
>>1103255
Okay, fine.
>>1103393
But..there are
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/sugilite/1
>>1103404
Yeah, I know you got this off paheal
But fuck you nonetheless
>>1103410
Don't threaten me with a good time, indexer
>>1103410
have you ever looked at a image and thought "you know what, I don't want a higher resolution of that particular image and I can't imagine anyone else wanting it, either"
like ever, in your whole life
>>1103406
I only see four good pics out of that bunch
>yfw jasper comes back
>>1103446
Why would anyone think that? If you want a lower resolution of something just downscale it. But you can't upscale a raster graphic.
>>1103451
beggars can't be choosers, asshole.
>>1103420
It was a stroke of luck, but I still hate fixing images on paheal because I just lost myself trying to fix every single expired source or image
A nightmare, really
>>1103446
Multiple times
And then Ipost it anyway
>>1103410
How do you even find these things on tumblr? Also do you have an archive of them I can download?
>>1103464
GRIS
No, but I thought about it
>>1103455
God, I hope the dubs confirm. Not even a Jasperfag, just want to here her story and see her developed as a character.
>>1103461
my eyes
they burn
what have you done
>>1103455
>>1103455
>>1103461
>mfw
>>1103461
>that pic
>>1103472
There are countless images in these recesses that my heart wishes my brain could forget
But it never does
It never does
>>1103455
the more the merrier
>>1103461
Oh my
>>1103461
>>1103484
>those pics
>>1103484
And worse still, sometimes they are thumbnails
Now to see If I can delete posts
>>1103466
It'd be great if you had a Mega, might stop people using the "wrong" images
>>1103456
You can upscale raster images, although the edges start to look muddy. I wish drawfags would just use svgs
What would the gem's youtube channels be like?
Alright no I can't
But i can delete files
Weird
Have this for your troubles
>>1103510
Yeah, vector graphics sure are the "future"
But really, that's borderline stupid to think about right now
What do you think will happen to the gems in the future?
Any big twists and turns you expect?
>>1103455
>>1103519
Bad like every youtube channel
>People freaking out over a huge dick futa
Am I just desensitized?
>>1103527
Peridot will fuse with Alexandrite
>>1103527
>that pic
>>1103519
Amethyst:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naUvrPbRz2M
>>1103533
Grandidierite?
>>1103519
Steven: let's plays and unboxing videos
Garnet: Advice
Amethyst: "it's just a prank bro" videos
Pearl: DIYs, cooking
Peridot: Science, bitch.
Lapis: Cutting videos, grunge shit, etc
Jasper: Workout vidyas
>>1103500
think i'll have to wash my eyes with some holy water
>>1103519
Pearl: DIY stuff
Garnet: vlog about relationships and musing and eventual dance tutorials
Amethyst: food related and probably some memes
Peridot: vlog about her discoveries on earth
Yellow Diamond: too cool for these things (she might dislike all videos she watches though)
Jasper: fitness and fighting, eventual rants
Lapis: depression and shit
http://strawpoll.me/6618059
Edgy Transformation Poll.
>>1103545
Dindunuffinite
>>1103549
I would love a video of Jasper giving wrong workout advice since she doesn't know humans and squishy
>>1103510
There are tools to upscale rasters with "good" quality
But just because you can it doesn't mean you should
>>1103556
If we did get a "Black Pearl" I would want it to work like pic related
>>1103527
This guy has a patreon
>>1103529
Yeah! Cause you know, good YouTube content doesn't exist AT ALL.
>>1103519
Steven would be standard gaming stuff.
Amethyst would alternate between life-blogging and "pranking" people by showing up as dead loved ones.
Pearl would be mostly pretty singing and dancing, but would become a viral sensation after a series of grief related breakdowns.
Garnet would be life advice and Pro Gaming. Future vision, always headshots.
Peridot would be tech and PC advice.
Lapis would be genuinely trying at comedy, but failing and having regular depression-related breakdowns.
Jasper would be FPSRussia for melee weapons, combined with war reports and her working out.
Yellow Diamond would be something like this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wOygJJ7Zudk
thanks OP for making me actually check out the comics
>>1103577
This guy
Has
A
Patreon
>>1103583
no that fat dude's videos are not good, stop posting him
All the good content comes from legitimate sources, not random jackasses trying to be funny and pander to nerd culture in their rooms in front of a camera
Pupinia being the exception of course
>>1103597
Everyone has a patreon. How much money does he get?
this is fake right
>>1103604
>Everything that isn't my personal tastes is shit
Well gee then, nigger.
>>1103624
I sure hope so, lapidot a shit
>>1103625
I'm surprised you're posting here yourself and not just watching youtube videos of people posting for you
>>1103624
Yeah, even the last leak was fake.
You take some fan-art, paste it on a part of a wallpaper from a scene of the show, the put the little CN bar on top in the corner.
Then you just turn the gamma way up on your screen and use a shitty phone camera with flash on.
Because it's a shitty picture means it must be legit, right? Just like Bigfoot.
It's not hard to fake, just takes a little bit of time to find the right fan-art, or make it yourself.
Which is why it takes the "leaker" about 3 hours to post it once he said he had a leak.
>>1103624
obviously
and if it's not well shit,nothing we can do about it
>>1103624
I sure hope so, it's ugly as fuck
>>1103653
this one was real right
>>1103624
It says "later new Steven Universe" which implies it was recent and the only new episodes have been the bomb, which means people would have caught it previously, like the proper promo leak
>>1103661
pretty sure since crewniverse commented on it
>>1103661
Yeah, they commented on it and got pretty damn mad at CN because they just took the footage and showed it as a bump without permission.
>>1103661
Yes
>>1103584
>CRYSTAL GEMS! CRYSTAL GEMS! CRYSTAL GEMS!
>YOU THINK YOU WERE WINNING?
>YOU HAVE ONLY BEEN ATTACKING THE AUXILLARY FACETS!
>DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT IT WOULD BE THIS EASY?
>YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
>THERE WILL BE NO WHERE TO HIDE FROM MY CLUSTERS!
>AND WHEN THE LAST OF YOU IS GONE I WILL! PERSONALLY! THROW! YOUR! BELOVED! STEVEN! INTO! THE! SUN!
>>1103706
Is that Amethyst?
>>1103731
Couldn't be. She never committed.
>>1103706
Amethyst finally did it.
>>1103641
What?
>>1103731
nah, this her
>>1103753
Think about it. If you give up, feel free to feel free to youtube a walkthrough.
>>1103604
Yeah, cause some dumb vlogger sooo much better.
onion flipping a turtle
>>1103609
https://www.patreon.com/professordoctorc
ayyyy
>>1103781
>vlogger
It's performance art you fucking plebeian
>>1103790
Fine, I'll see what it is.
>>1103604
Are you angry at something?
>>1103790
>Pupinia
You gotta be fucking trolling
Unless you're actually a Redditor that masturbates to an underage girl, just because she supports Trump.
In which case, god I fucking pity you.
>>1103817
>There is like five fucking stevens
>>1103757
A cat is fine too.
>>1103817
There are multiple Stevens in this image.
>>1103817
found em all, the real steven is the one on the roof of the shirt shop
>>1103790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R2NIOQ5BOs
She fucking stupid. Is she being sarcastic or trying to be funny?
>>1103858
what's wrong with the other one
>>1090909
New bread i made
>>1103867
none of the other "stevens" match the one on the bottom
>>1103817
What the fuck you doing on top of the roof with an ice cream cone Greg?
How did you get there?
>>1103874
I fucked your cat OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1103880
ah, of course!
>>1103893
>Improv comedy
Well I'm not chuckling.
>>1103903
Yeah because up until a minute ago your dumb ass thought she was serious, which is a testament to how well done her videos are. She can cry on command while talking about minions. The girl is going places.
>>1103920
Sooo, why should I care? She's a actor, who gives shit.
>>1103874
stop pushing your shit thread from a day ago.
>>1103935
*a shit
>>1103935
You don't know quality in the first place so I don't exactly expect you to care.
>>1103968
>Jontron, h3h3 and IHE.
>Not quality content
>>1103968
somebody pretending to be retarded isn't quality
>>1104007
I'll give you h3h3 and that's it.
Get that unfunny gamer shit out of here.
>>1104034
It's quality satire. Have you ever seen a vlogger? They are absolutely retarded. She's spot on and fucking funny.
Just because you don't get the joke doesn't make it a bad joke.
>>1104038
Well, I'm going to a different thread. All i have to say is that you got, shit taste.
>>1104054
I get the joke, it just isn't funny.
>>1104078
>I get the joke
after you had to have it explained to you
>>1104090
>y-you just didn't get it, I had to enlighten you
yeah okay
>>1104110
>I have to reimagine quotes in order to defend myself against them
I can do it too!
>>1104118
you keep trying to pretend that anyone who doesn't have your awful sense of humor just doesn't get it
>>1104127
You can pretend to be some other clueless moron if you want, but you very clearly did not understand that it was obvious satire.
>>1104155
Who would you say is truly funny on youtube? Genuinely curious
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minerals#L
Using minerals for alien names was actually a good choice. There's tons of them.
>>1100459
These are good reqs, thanks anon.
>>1104471
Thanks for the list of minerals.
>>1101209
>that reference
hoo boy