HG Thread
DEAD AS FUCK
>>10894584
About time right? A bunch of new faces came around this weekend and were making a ruckus all night, I couldn't even think straight. Honestly, it rattled me. I dunno where they've headed off now but I'm glad they're out, cause now we can finally enjoy the real undead hours. Got no clue what happened.
>>10894584
Do we really need dead hours hosts?
>>10894611
I could go for a dead hours blowjob.
>>10894616
Same
>>10894595
What?
>>10894627
Really, there was a flood of new people. It wouldn't be so strange if all the regulars hadn't disappeared too. It was a weird weekend.
Thanks for the game Zisek
hue hue...
...
dig bick...
hue hue...
>>10894639
Couldn't have been the charity stream, that was like two weeks ago. Dunno what it was about either.
>>10894658
Charity stream? Got no clue about that, but if it happened two weeks ago then yeah, it's probably not the cause. Whatever happened it seems to have ended, cause I've seen some of the regulars return. Some I really wish STAYED GONE,
>The revolting image of Karen immediately pops up within the skeleton's mind,
but that'd be too good of a thing to happen to me.
Morning HG!
>>10894678
GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE! REEEEEE!
>>10894678
Oh hey, you're back too! Although I don't think you were one of the guys who left.
>>10894678
Uh...morning?
>>10894678
Hey starbutt.
WAKE UP HG
>>10894787
No.
>>10894787
I am here anon
Why does Hershey's chocolate taste so bad?
>>10894787
>I'm still awake... somehow.
>>10894803
It's not real chocolate.
>>10894803
but i like it
>>10894803
Because it's toxic waste. Eat some real chocolate like Reese's instead.
kaminaaa
>>10894834
yes anon-chi
>>10894836
pls host kamina-sama
aizawa
dead
fred
>>10894841
Who is there to host for?
>>10894961
me
yourself
>>10894961
Make a roll call
>>10894967
Who's me? The only ava I've seen post within this hour is Asellus/Kamui, and if they're the only one about, I would rather not host for the human equivalent of "DUDE I'M SLEEPY LMAO".
>>10894967
I thought that was what I was doing.
>>10894966
>>10894990
>>10894961
I'm here!
>>10895025
Please never do filler again
>>10894961
Your good very good pal , me
>>10894961
>Walks in
Oho...
>Checks watch
Ohoho...
>>10895129
Fufuffu~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~f~~~~~~~~uuu~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kamina host you dumb bitch
>>10895129
I never got why this (~) is a thing
>>10895146
It is supposed to extend the noise before it.
Like a fade-out.
>>10895133
>>10895146
meant to link this
>>10894961
>decent people show up AFTER I fuck off to /vg/
kys
Give me like 20 minutes or so to set up
>>10895194
>gives you the succ
>>10895194
>/vg/
W-which generals?
>>10895217
Both of the fate ones.
>>10895239
Oh.
Greetings, everyone. How are you all?
>>10895268
Bretty shit
>>10895275
Ah, that is unfortunate...
>>10895268
>Kissus
>>10895280
>Doremy slightly giggles.
Oh, Anon, how sweet you are...
>>10895194
>Preparations
It appears I have arrived with no conflict occurring. What a bore.
A good morning to any wondering soul still trap here
>>10895289
i want to eat this rock
>>10894829
>real chocolate
>Reese
>REESE
>R
>E
>E
>S
>E
Kamina wtf?
>>10895254
Those are the ones I go for anyways. I've taken peeks at the other ones like the Destiny but that's it. I mostly just use it for ava pictures anyways.
I fucked up
>>10895321
Oh, this isn't a rock. It's a dream.
>>10895329
i want to eat this dream
>>10894829
>reese's is real chocolate
are you retarded
>>10895239
>tfw Kamina is probably watching my autistic posts in one of the fate generals
ABANDON SHIP
>>10895323
Don't let me find out who you are because I'll ban you from my games
>>10895293
>Begins
First 24
>>10895336
Well...Bakus like me are able to eat dreams...I'm not sure about you but you can give it a try.
>>10895346
>bites rock
>>10895345
Lord Beerus
>>10895345
Doremy Sweet
>>10895345
Grunbeld
>>10895345
Zer0
>>10895345
It gets bigger when I pull on it
>entry
>>10895345
Shirai Kuroko
>>10895351
>Doremy watches as the anon eats the dream.
Well? How is it?
>>10895345
President Donald J. Trump
>>10895345
Marcille
>>10895345
The World Guardian
>>10895345
Nero Claudius.
>>10895345
Assassin
>>10895368
Sweet. But now I'm feeling unwell, I'll take some rest...
>sleeps
>>10895345
My wife
>>10895345
FYXE
>>10895345
Asian Jesus
>>10895345
Walter
>>10895345
Eggman-kun
>>10895382
>Doremy smiles.
Sleep well, dear Anon.
>>10895345
Ikkun
>>10895345
Megaman
>>10895345
Akashi
>>10895345
Mr. Pink
>>10895345
Hunter Springfield
>>10895345
Twiss
>Female
>>10895345
Meemaw
>>10895388
ayo b u gonna do that fyxe lab shit lator?
>>10895345
Minamoto no Raikou
>>10895345
Mixmaster
Wasn't Aron caught spamming the threads with porn?
>>10895423
You mean tonight?...
I don't know... Maybe, if the crowd is big enough.
I still need to feed the skeletons (these little shits drink a lot of milk mind you) and add some new extensions to it.
>>10895455
it was a guy who entered a tribute called trannyfucker from what i recall
>RL friends all on vacation
>all discord friends offline
>none of my game friends are available
>HG is pretty calm
>only thing left to do is think about my shitty choices I made throughout my life
Sure is fun.
>>10895345
Reigen Arataka
>>10895465
Or you could RP
>>10895398
nice fucking rat tail
>>10895455
Yes.
We begin
>>10895398
>That bottle by the bed
Lewd
>>10895484
Absence makes the heart
grow fonder for the slaughter.
Stop burning daylight.
>>10895485
Rat tail? As far as I know, A rat's tail doesn't have hair on the tip of it.
>>10895498
It's a water bottle.
>>10895495
Alright. I shall escort you, my dear. Do not be alarmed.
>>10895484
Thanks for the game Kamina.
I've got some good feeling about my district partner... Maybe I'll get my own master like in Karate Kid.
>>10895495
>Meewaw event
Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_XLOBDo_Y
>>10895495
Let us make haste for blood shall be splashed across the ground.
>>10895495
>As Zer0's tall, lanky form exits the car, he stretches and cracks his back.
The tiniest car
with no legroom to speak of.
I deserve larger.
>>10895529
You have been given another chance. Use it well, my dear.
>>10895529
I don't have any use for these old-people-diapers, but I would share them for anything oily.
>>10895529
We're just not meant to be together.
>>10895529
Umu, this will be very useful. Thank you kind patron
>>10895529
If you've got enough groove, you can actually resurrect people by blasting Thriller aloud. My bloodbath moonwalk proves this enough.
You kinda look like a zombie now trump, but the blue suits you better than orange... Trust me.
What is the best Spider-Man cartoon and why is it Spectacular Spider-Man?
>>10895553
marvel disk wars
>>10895559
>Googled it
>>10895563
I did nothing wrong. That human ran straight into my spear.
>>10895559
Kek.
>>10895567
it's marvel in an anime
it's awesome
>>10895529
I will crush you if you even dare touch me! Now begone!
>>10895563
It appears that I'm being followed.
Hiya folks. What's shakin'?
>>10895563
Thank you to whoever sent me this. I am grateful for the donation.
>>10895529
>How ironic, being attacked by one named "assassin." Zer0, usually being the better one, activates Decepti0n and gets the hell out of there.
One of my own kind,
in a battle of pure skill.
Well...sayonara.
>>10895563
>It's the worst duet in the history of the world: both voices horribly off-key, one extremely croaky and old, and the other monotone and robotic.
>>10895577
Oh wait you're serious...
>accidently click this thread instead of the one i want to go to
>see furfags have also invaded here
I feel sorry for you guys.
>>10895563
I've already destroyed a ship so it's not like it's a new experience for me.
Sorry.
Who uses a spoon as a weapon though?
>>10895589
why wouldn't I be?
>>10895563
>>10895563
Did I make the wise decision? I couldn't think straight.
>Akashi takes another glass of sake, trying to forget her problems.
>>10895596
Fyxe is based, though
>>10895583
Pretty good Lenny. What about you?
Check this out by the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clYazefLgtA
>>10895605
It looks like someone really doesn't like the letter M.
>>10895596
Feels bad man
>>10895605
You both fail at senseless destruction...
Allow me to show you how it is done!
>>10895596
Fyxe is a furry without the degenerate attitude of one.
Still a furry, but still it could have been a lot worse considering the circumstances
>>10895605
>Key word is "tries." Why would he run when he is perfectly mentally competent, and why would he have a "tard wrangler"?
Confusion...
>>10895605
>>10895596
Fyxe is on the higher rung of the totem pole of furries we have here boyo
>>10895605
It doesn't look like you'll need this...
>>10895639
Urgh...Karma is a cruel mistress...
>>10895639
>The assassin takes one step and falls flat on his face, pistol falling out of its holster once he impacts.
Ow.
>>10895634
>>10895605
Didn't you get the memo Zer0? I'm officially responsible of you from now on.
ᴵᵗ'ˢ ᵒnˡʸ ᵃ ᶜˡᵉᵛᵉʳ ʷᵃʸ ᵗᵒ ˢᶜᵃᵐ ˢᵒᶜᶦᵃˡ ˢᵉᶜᵘʳᶦᵗʸ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ, ᵖˡᵃʸ ᵃˡᵒnᵍ
>>10895639
This is my punishment for aiding you two worthless warriors in a cowardly ambush!
I gladly accept my own death!
>>10895639
And the counter attack was a success!
>>10895639
Apparently I'm a man now...
Damn, it's no wonder that... Tears are starting to...
Fuck...
>>10895613
It's going awesome. I'm currently playing Scribblenauts and finding out what happens if you input names of avas.
Also that's a pretty lively song!
>>10895605
I'll sleep over there. Don't disturb me.
>>10895639
Did you seriously think I would do that? I think your youth phase is already over.
>>10895609
>>10895621
>>10895630
Let me chuck down a couple phrases for you and you tell me if they associate with this Fyxe.
Horrifyingly large breasts
Extreme liking of eurobeat
Almost too friendly
>>10895654
I will play along
as long as I get a cut.
>Zer0's helmet flashes out: "?".
What does this entail?
>>10895669
Oh yeah? Hey that's a cool idea, what have you found so far?
I betcha if you write my name it creates a giant pillow. And thanks.
>>10895680
Better die than live as a man honestly... I haven't been able to see my feet since I've been 12... And it creeps me out
>>10895685
What's the deal with furries and Eurobeat?
Do you think furries will slowly evolve into carries and then get into experimental animal noise music?
I miss furry porn
she was better than fyxe
>>10895685
..Vert?
>>10895685
>>10895685
Looks like a perfect definition of me though. I wouldn't use "horrifyingly" though. Tremendously maybe.
Have we met before?
>>10895680
Carry me! I'm tired!
>>10895716
>by god you're right
I'd call Vert large but not horrifyingly desu. Vert is like the upper limit, anything bigger is just too much.
>>10895680
Seems like there is someone behind the bushes. Time to go now.
>>10895716
>Is hunter still here or he left for good?
>>10895712
We are two sides of the same coin anon.
I'm the sun, she is the moon.
Here's a pic of us together
>>10895690
Well... You just have to pretend to be retarded and follow me.
We just need to fool the inspector and the money will flow. You're with me?
>>10895680
Sorry was rigging it
>>10895699
"Fyxe" gives:
Fue, some kind of wind instrument
Fuse, an electronic device
Fae, a fairy
>>10895757
>Kuroko kills the big fish thing or whatever.
>>10895757
That thing is weaker than it looks.
>>10895702
It's simply the end stage of musical evolution anon
I could try that. I make music in my spare time.
Foxes noise with ear-raping saw at 170 bpm? Sign me up
>>10895762
So.....
I'm a flute.....?
Not even a bass... I'm sad.
>>10895757
Oh...also winner next.
>>10895788
filler cancer will win
>>10895788
F-Fast!
>>10895781
Well the fae seems to want to be around it, so it's not all bad.
I got LP, lenok (a fish) and lense.
>>10895746
How do I pretend
to be mentally not there
well enough to fool?
>>10895757
>Del Lago is no match for the assassin's arsenal.
Critical kill?
>>10895793
Impossible. I'm already dead.
>>10895757
>>10895769
>>10895796
>hands you a copy of Resident Evil 4
Educate yourself
>>10895702
I've noticed an extreme liking of eurobeat is fairly common among the furry community, though I am not quite sure why.
>>10895716
Who?
>>10895718
Judging by this reaction, I believe it is safe to say I have hit the nail on the head.
I'm sorry to say this but you have a furry sleeper agent in your thread, which will eventually lure more furries or convert the people of your community into furries. Has there been an increased "okayness" type attitude towards furries in your community since she popped up? It's not coincidence.
I'm going to pay respects to your community now, it might be overrun by furries before I accidently click your thread again.
So long.
>>10895811
>They find a copy of a video game on her corpse
>They burn it, thinking that it was cursed
>Video games are banned in the neighborhood
>>10895814
See you tomorrow.
>>10895811
>first win in a while is from my filler.
Oh.
>>10895811
>>10895822
Good thing I kept my receipt
>>10895804
Remember the emoji movie trailer I"ve shown you?
Just try to replicate what you saw.
That's what it means to be retarded!
Do it quick I'm hearing the inspector coming!
>The door slams open, and a small man in a suit bursts into the room.
>>10895814
Nice falseflag anon but I must say. Yours is pretty creative. But you made one mistake:
>Phoenix wright OBJECTION pose
I've started to like Eurobeat in May however it's been a year since I've been playing HG
>Kisses
See you around
>>10895833
Congratulations, wizard. Thank you for hosting, Kamina.
>>10895811
>The assassin goes kaboom.
>>10895802
You kinda look like a fish if we're being honest Lenny. So I'm not surprised.
Also a lense is useful so you don't get pudding into your eye
>>10895833
Thank you for the game, ouch!
>>10895833
>>10895833
It was a fun game Kamina.
I loved being able to moonwalk.
Congratulations to the winner. The world is safe at last
>>10895858
Day by day, I inch further away from dead last in the tournament rankings... One day... Maybe some day...
>>10895833
>>10895858
It was alright.
>>10895858
Thanks for hosting though Kamina
If you're looking for a picture of a winscreen, you're out of luck.
That's just one of my clan member's player character drawn by the /rsg/ drawfag
>>10895858
Thank you for the game!
>>10895811
Cannon fire?
Most impressive, not as impressive as my shield.
>>10895833
>>10895858
Well done, warriors.
I am thankful for this little skirmish host.
Now I bid you all a farewell. Enjoy your the rest of your day
>>10895858
>>10895889
I'll come up with something
Thanks for the heads-up
so has the tourney guy posted any updated leaderboards since SAW?
>>10895836
>Phoenix wright OBJECTION pose
That was more cancerous than the guy warning us about furfags.
>>10895910
Every player in the game is technically the world guardian because of Muh Questlines.
But yeah good luck
>>10895833
Congratulations.
>>10895858
Thank you.
>>10895836
>Zer0 desperately tries to remember parts from the trailer he tried to block out of his mind. In the end, all he remembers are emoticons being a large part of the movie, so his helmet flashes through a repeated series of them.
>":D", ":/", ":3", ";-)", "<3", "owo", "XD", ":P", "?!", ">_>", "o3o", "^_^", "u_u"...
>They're all there for a split second before disappearing and moving onto the next.
>>10895852
Well, I never!
>>10895833
Congratulations and thanks for the game.
>>10895836
open bob
>>10895941
Wow rude! Cat emojis aren't retarded Zer0 what are you d-
Hmm I mean...
>She looks at the inspector with a pained expression.
The poor soul, he's so challenged he has even forgot basic decency.
Look at him!
>She brags Zer0 by the cheeks.
Look at him? Does it really look like a sane individual to you? These clothes are those of an edgy kid. He even fancies himself as an "assassin" really it's pathetic.
>>10895944
I didn't know you were a monstergirl Lenny.
Be careful, someone might want to ship with you now.
>>10896006
.... Bob?
>>10896035
send vageana
>>10896043
Vageana? You know... I'm pretty ignorant. I don't know about all these new vegetables that are all the rage nowadays. You might have a better chance asking FP.
She finished college, I didn't.
>>10896052
ok rape u next week
>>10896058
Like throwing a pencil down into a cave.
Which ava is the most obscure/unique?
>>10896078
Just look at the latest placements. I barely know half these people.
>>10896035
>Zer0 gets grabbed by his cheeks as he keeps flashing through emoticons. He's screaming on the inside and desperately wants to interject regarding what Fyxe said about him, but he also wants his money. Now his helmet starts producing strings of random binary in random lengths, 0s and 1s projecting out, fading, and then rearranging themselves as they appear again.
>>10896076
Hotdog down a hall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HivxFBB87-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgQ6UAvHVNs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS3hPxdDNeQ
neweru
gameru
wheneru
>>10896103
>The inspector looks closer at zer0. He stares at him for a minute that seems to stretches like hour... Gazing into the retarded abyss, Zer0 gazes back to him with "010100100100010101010100010000010101001001000100"
"It checks out. Level 5 retardation. Needs to be taken care of h24"
>He hands a $2500 cheque to Fyxe and leaves the room
newo hosto dosto wheno
>>10896175
Fuckeru
Offeru
Karenru
shion please host
>>10896187
>As soon as the inspector leaves, Zer0 angrily snaps his head towards Fyxe, helmet beaming out: "X".
Edgy clothes, are they?
A fool's game for fool's money,
and I was the bait.
Say my name and i'll host.
>>10896253
Ruby
>>10896253
Nigger
>>10896238
I didn't think you'd actually do it... Tch, What a pain in the ass.
Gimme 24.
>>10896279
>>10896253
Jeff
>>10896286
Man
>>10896286
FYXE
>>10896286
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
>>10896286
>>10896286
Shota
>>10896286
The mighty Kamina
>>10896286
Zer0
>>10896286
>>10896304
r-reigen arataka
>>10896286
Anon falling for bait
>entry post, screencap this
>>10895437
>>10896286
Mixmaster
>>10896286
Michael Pence
>>10896286
Shion's Nightmare
>>10896286
Seth Briars
>>10896286
Aron
>>10896286
Machi Amayadori
>>10896286
Eddy
>>10896286
Penguin
>>10896244
Well... Maybe not *THAT* egdy but the "I dress in all black coz I'm dark" is seriously outdated.
Cool assassins display as much skin as they can nowadays. Kinda like this girl : >>10895381 I have the style to be an assassin in fact, but I'm too kind.
>>10896286
Twiss
>Female
>>10896322
Post Mokou porn :^)
>>10896286
Elias Ainsworth
>>10896286
The truth
>>10896286
distracted lenny
>>10896286
Iida Tenya
>>10896286
Kiyohime
>>10896286
Classy Raven
>>10896286
Doorknob
>>10896335
>>10896359
I still can't believe they made a hentai about a knob on a door.
>>10896345
Good to have you back, son.
>>10896332
>Zer0 takes one look at the other assassin and just shakes his head, helmet displaying "N0".
A terrible choice.
This color camouflages.
>Then, pointing at the other "assassin":
That will get you killed.
>>10896384
I am ecstatic to be back. Thank you for the warm welcome.
>>10896395
LEMME SEE YO TEXT HISTORY BOY
>>10896394
Pffft... What are you saying? It's not about camouflage but protection.
Don't you kno about this basic law of the universe.
The more skin it shows, the more powerful the armo-
O-Oh wait sorry I remember, it only works if you're female...
...
...
Ever considered a sex change?
>>10896418
Uh wow fucking rude much?
>Finish up
>Go to click Submit
>Accidentally "Don't use images at all"
>Have to do it all again
>It keeps trying to autocomplete and getting in my way
I HATE YOU KAMINA FUCK
>>10896411
What I communicate to my mother is not of your business. I refuse.
>>10896441
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge!
>>10896441
Here we go again!
>>10896441
yeah cool
>>10896441
https://github.com/zmnmxlntr/hg
>>10896428
Rude? B-But it's true.
Y-You must be a very masculine woman that is all...
>>10896441
We're going to space?
Heh.
I've just got the perfect shades for this.
Let's go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofRE
>>10896441
Well screw you too!
>>10896441
Let's see if I remember how to do this.
>>10896441
Splendid indeed. To be seated next to a lady of noble blood. Let us go forth, my fellow combatant!
>>10896459
I use the tampermonkey tools for hosting, pretty effective if you ask me.
>>10896418
>Zer0 smacks his open palm right against the front of his helmet, the impact briefly causing a blip of red static to explode out the front, before his hand slides off.
Never.
>>10896441
Time to kill again.
Feel the blade enter raw flesh.
No better feeling.
Correct me if I'm mistaken but this doesn't really seem like a space code.
>>10896459
die.
>>10896475
i literally just found this while restoring my hard drive. have a dusty meme
>>10896441
>Not Mike Electric Fence Pence
>>10896441
Aww man. Good luck.
>>10896491
Well... Space is infinite, so maybe we're just on a shitty corner of the universe...
Who happens to look like the default arena.
>>10896441
>>10896489
It was just a suggestion.
Good luck.
I will send you half of the cheque later
>>10896457
>me at my internship
>>10896503
i want to lick her tongue
>>10896491
A little bit of this venom should do the trick...
>>10896506
That's a good way to look at it furry lady.
Space Default.
>>10896496
Mike "Like men in nylon become a human pylon" Pence
>>10896525
That's called kissing you fucking freak.
>>10896491
>Kamina takes a good look inside the cornucopia and as he sees the Trident, he grabs it for later use
This seems useful. I'll still keep my other sword though.
>>10896494
>Thank you.
>>10896528
Sorry, but I'm gonna have to pass, killing skeletons really doesn't suit me.
>>10896528
Oh dear...this fox seems very large, storng and hungry. Maye this will do the trick.
>She mimics the sound of a very angry dragon roaring, hoping this is enough to scare the fox creature away
>>10896528
Hey, stop looking at the vastness of space and help me hunt down these idiots!
>>10896528
Mike "Solve for X, Stop Gay Sex" Pence
>>10896528
This small creature will be no match for my ultimate ski-
>Kamina doesn't get to finish his sentence till the damned bird kills him
>>10896555
Mike ''Lovers of cock get a fatal shock'' Pence
>>10896528
Have a taste of my sword! These skinny arms are stronger than they look. At least they're thicker than your neck!
Luckily for you guys it seems like it's gonna be a short game.
>Mike "Touch the jewels get the joules" Pence survives a hurricane
>Has a rainbow in the background of his image
It's the little things that make you smile.
>>10896573
>Blocks debris with her bag
No piece of junk is going to kill me! I'm invincible!
>>10896521
A terrible one.
You had better remember
if you like your life.
>Zer0 turns and walks into the Arena in time for the next game.
>>10896528
>The primitive weapon is of little use to Zer0, so he discards it.
It's been a while but this seems like a whole lot.
Point and laugh at the losers who couldn't survive the first day.
>>10896573
That was close, good thing hurricanes are one of my many disasters my school prepares us for.
>>10896573
Oh, looky here...I can handle the truth. Though, this hurricane has some strange mechanics...
>>10896550
>>10896528
>>10896550
Man... I'd give anything for a burger right now...
>Her ears twitches as the fake roar echoes into the boundless DEFAULT universe.
That sound... It's as if someone was making pizzas into a very old oven...
>She starts running into Kiyohime's direction but then remember.
Wait this is space... There is no sound in space... In fact. I shouldn't even be speaking...
>She walks into the opposite direction.
I drank too much again...
>>10896525
>>10896537
Yeah, you freak!
>>10896596
This one smells like death! It's all over the air, getting into my clothes.
>>10896596
[pointsandlaughs]
>>10896573
Sorry Lenny. But I need those sweet tournament points.
>>10896573
>>10896596
Excuse me, revered host. But it was a very violent storm. Have you no shame to mock their deaths?
>>10896609
That fox looks intoxicated. Mayhaps it has eaten fermented apples for lunch..The poor thing. But I'd rather have it eat that thanb instead of me. I am far too precious to be eaten like livestock!
>>10896573
Pancaked.
Not slowing down for even a second, I respec that.
>>10896619
thanks senpai
>>10896639
What the heck Zer0, are you one of those peta extremists or something?
>>10896639
Winning would be nice...which means that I'm going to lose now. Thanks a lot, imagination.
>>10896639
Medic...is there a medic around? I require treatment or else I might fall to this nasty infection...Please? Anyone?
>She says this as she frantically tries to wash the wound clean with fresh water from a river that may or may not be filthy to begin with
>>10896632
I reserve the right to be an asshole!
A feast with absolutely no food.
>>10896639
>Blocks the attack and returns with a graceful counter attack
From the looks of his face, I couldn't tell if he realized that he was going to die at the last minute, right before I finished him off!
>>10896639
>Zer0 decapitates Eddy with ease, saving Fyxe's life. He turns to her as Eddy's body lays bleeding on the ground.
How much of a cut
will I get now from the check
I am thinking...all.
>>10896654
What?
>>10896632
>She spends the rest of the night... or day (who can be sure in SPACE) looking as the vastness above, trying to soothe her dazed mind.
>Both of them were unaware of each others true intentions. It's a pity. How many potential friendships have been destroyed this way? These are the mysteries.
>>10896678
>Teleports away, dodging the explosion
>>10896654
>>10896691
Zer0 is simply my personal bodyguard Eddy. Yep. Better think twice next time you call me "furry cancer" and other mean names.
>>10896678
Oh...I did not intend this, destroying my own compatriot and a diligent young man. I offer you my sincerest and well-ment apologies, Gomenasai!
>She bows as deeply as she can, exactly three times.
And we're brought to our final 3 in this strangely quick game.
Place your bets folks.
>>10896707
M-MASAKA, SHE'S FAST!
>>10896678
Tenya, I'd really consider not sitting near me. I'm pretty sure something's about to--
>the warning is interrupted by an inconvenient explosion
>>10896721
H-HAYAI
>>10896691
Y'know, Peta, the organization that thinks making commercial about animals being abused will make people eat vegetables.
>>10896709
But I didn't, I just wanted to kill you so I can have a more likely chance of winning
did i win yet
>>10896721
>Takes cover as a hunter approaches
The winner will be me, of course! I just have to outlast these other potatoes!
>>10896721
>3
Hah, fucking stay in school kids.
>>10896738
Yeah, you won my heart.
>>10896678
Next time I want to the feast... I puked so much I died. So not thanks.
Besides you guys always feed me kibbles.
>>10896721
>Did I say friendship? Nah.
>I meant: RIVALTIES
...
>Fyxe looks at her bloody hands
O-Oh.... I REALLY drank too much again...
>>10896709
>In a way, yes, Zer0 can be her personal bodyguard...for the right price. His helmet suddenly flashes "$$$" right in front of her.
>>10896721
Go away.
>>10896736
This is news to me.
What mind games would make that work?
A flaw in that plan...
>>10896749
>Is uncomfortable hiding while she hears the sounds of screaming
>It's for the best if she doesn't leave her hiding spot.
>>10896738
legendary rp
>>10896716
>matter-of-factly
Don't worry about it; I'm used to being killed by my teammates.
>>10896697
>She takes one more look at the poor fox creature before moving on. Maybe she should check how she is if she makes it out alive? She dismisses the thought as death seems all but permanent here. Surely a primitive beast would forget their encounter.
>>10896721
>>10896750
>A thought she instantly regret. Part of her wished she made peace with the creature instead of moving on. As she lays facedown with a stick in her spine, her last thoughts are with a very special person. A person she would be deprived off thanks to the creature that murdered her
>She would not forget this
>>10896749
>kissus absentmindedly
>>10896763
>>>10896766
i'm distracted
>>10896736
It wasn't really directed I you, but a call for all my haters watching my every movements.
I know you're a cool guy, you're anonymoo's friend after all.
And so our tributes have decided not to let the bloodshed of our prior tributes be for nothing, opting to make peace with one another and try to live out a happy life in this future, their fallen comrades looking down on them from the heavens.
In the end, love triumphs over all, even in this bloody arena, a true happy ending. You're all winners, thanks for playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__q9fsZa5vk
>>10896721
>Nero spends the day capturing animals to cook.
Ah, I shall definitely eat well tonight! Umu!
>>10896776
>
>>10896766
With respect, but that does not mean one should take an insult like this without slight. I betrayed your trust and that is unbecoming of a young lady as as yours truly.
>>10896757
You do haikus? I got one.
Give me some money.
So I can buy jawbreakers.
Do it, you robot.
>>10896785
Oh thanks then. Good that you know trying to kill you wasn't personal then
>>10896766
Or other kinds of mates, for that matter.
Hello dear.
>>10896808
Was she talking to you?
>>10896749
>Zer0 wakes up in a cold sweat, somehow, after dreaming that Fyxe had taken all the money and ran.
That must not happen.
And there is only one way
to make sure of that.
>Zer0 leaps onto his feet, pats the hilt of his katana to make sure it is still there, and sets off to find Fyxe.
>>10896793
>...Who tends to his wounds. That was his intent the whole time, of course.
Thank you.
>>10896793
>Takes a bath in the water source
Ah... Yes. While everyone is out there covered in blood and hitting each other with sticks, I've found what really matters. A hot shower. I declare myself the true winner.
>>10896776
>She takes out a ouija table, switches off the light and puts some dark ambient tune for the mood.
>Trying to communicate with ghost is a delicate ritual
... Dragon girl... Can you hear me?... L-Look I'm sorry... I wasn't being myself... It's the vodka....
>>10896793
>>10896757
How about this for a payment Zer0?
>>10896808
>>10896766
Here we go... brace for incoming shit banter.
>When you want to keep using your secret ava to remain hidden but fear that you'll eventually be found out and shitposted on
>>10896811
i fucking love this meme
>luna pestering raven for interaction
Sad!
>>10896824
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated (and shitposted.)
Whoops guess the happy ending kinda got screwed huh?
>>10896807
Yeah no problem.
Now.
How about grabbing some popcorn and cheering me on?
Victory is mine today baby!
>>10896839
>Tracker Jackers in the shower
AH!!
>>10896839
Zero... You've been the best bodyguard ever. Believe me.
But I also kinda want to win.
Fyxe the SPACE QUEEN seems like a fitting title.
Brace yourself!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI3-Ijyxwk8
>>10896824
>tfw you revealed your secret ava and keep using them
>>10896537
>>10896611
you're all bakas