RWBY/RT Trash General #519: Two Dads Edition Previous thre

I want to marry and impregnate Blake.

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>>10887847
take her to dinner first

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>>10887868
I'd take her wherever she wants.

>>10887868
That's not going to haunt my nightmares.

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>>10887894
Blake-Chan needs a lot of love and attention

>>10887914
Blake-Chan is cute CUTE!

>>10887894
Flighty & adorable.
>>10887868
>>10887942
Frightening & an abomination.

>>10887980
I agree with this Anon's statements.

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>>10887980
>>10888113
Blake-Chan is sexy and hot

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>>10887894
Once a thread, every thread

>>10887831
I know that scene was about Tai acting like a housewife and Qrow like a workaholic husband, but did they forget that Tai is also teacher at Signal?

>>10888132
Sure, whatever.

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>>10888132

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Here's page 24 of Ruby's Workout in full res. The png is in my archive

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>>10888391
Glad you agree Blake-Chan love compliments

>>10888465
You probably have shit taste like neo or weiss

>>10888474
Looks like a gaping horse anus

>>10888474
I'm ready for it to be over now

>>10888474
Damn, that Rube has some nice tits.

>>10888509
Yes, whatever. "Agreeing" with your statements.

>>10888474
this thing has been getting worse as it goes on

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ironwood/weiss commission victim here, i am finally home and also drunk.

revision on "ironwood's" garbage face requested, and i somehow didn't notice the right side of his chest was the part that was showing, i asked if they'd draw his robotics, because otherwise fuck it i'm going to be morally despicable and modify their lineart myself

no delicious steel chest no deal

>>10888690
So you haven't paid the guy yet?

still /r/ing his tumblr

>>10888831
Nah I paid. Like I mentioned, I like them as a person and as an artist so I don't really give a huge shit if this particular commission wasn't a total success. There will always be more porn in the future. Because why am I working myself to suicidal depression and nightly alcoholism if I can't spread my wealth around to people who were successful in living my dream??

Their username everywhere is Fydbac. Fair warning if you are a small-minded trailer simpleton, they literally pay their rent by pandering to furries, so a lot of their portfolio is furry.

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>>10887831
Best pairing.

>>10889044
wtf why would you pay for garbage tho that shit was ugly as fuck are you a big fucking coward afraid of offending the shit job they did? what was the description you gave him draw frankenstein getting a foodjob for a 15 year old girl? did your refrence images have hermen munster in it by accident?

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>>10889164
Acknowledging that this is an idiotic attempt at bait, why would I not pay someone for their skilled time? While foot stuff isn't my number one autisim-tier fetish, I honestly don't give a fuck. It's a cute and engaging composition and met the "keep Ironwood clothed because you aren't into robotics, but also I want porn of him" criteria nicely. I asked for them to slim down Ironwood's features and they'll likely oblige.

Also I gave them season 4 Ironwood's character sheet, which admittedly is pretty Frankenstein-tier abysmal.

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>>10889439
Like seriously, Ironwood's missing the metal plate on his head in three of the four model reference drawings.

What an absolute dumpster fire of a production.

>>10889439
bait? no you have not post that image in this thread cause even you know its horrible. What skilled time? it looks like he took whatever description you gave him and drew that shit as quickly as possible with out giving a fuck about showing you any drafts or progress of that monstrosity.

did you pay him before or after he handed you that garbage?

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>>10889506
To be fair, it should be missing in the right most one.

>>10889164
Calm down, /pol/-kun.

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>>10889439
Here you go bro i hope you appreciate my "skilled time" this one is free but next time im gonna charge you $60 so try not to drink yourself to death till you spent all your money

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>>10889594
You got me there, anon.

>>10889733
I laughed. I knew you had a heart, /pol/-kun. If you need a power sprayer to de-penis your trailer, let me know. I still have good connections in New England.

Can't promise anything about not drinking myself to death in general, however.

>>10889736
Crud. I meant left. I think.

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>>10889974
No harm no foul, I got what you meant.

how long until next season starts?
do we even know how long until the character shorts start dropping?

>>10890610
October 14. No.

>>10890610
October 14 for Volume 5

And assume we'll get the Blake short this month, then Yangs the next, with V5 in the month that follows, but we know nothing official.

>>10890610
every season starts sometime in oct after comic con

>>10890031
Ooo, that's a nice Weiss.

>>10889785
De-penis his trailer? Did I miss something hilarious?

>>10891464
In a rare moment of human weakness compared to their typical internet tough guy autistic screeching, they confided to us how their trailer was defaced with penis graffiti.

So /pol/-kun is confirmed trailer trash whom is disliked enough in their trailer community that someone would deface their property.

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So I'm trying to write fan fiction again. God help me I've become a true degenerate.

>>10892034
It can always be worse.

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so rwby exists im pretty sure

Penny anon... This is Volume 4... Why oh why didn't you fully watch me...?

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Is reese anon okay? I am worried about him after his breakdown last thread.

>>10892268
I'm sure they're fine, totally fine

>>10892034
What you writing about

>>10892034
Are you writing about bestiality? Just finish Weiss x Beowolf

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>>10892034

>tfw just got done downloading every youtube video i've ever liked
So how did the rest of you spend your weekend?

>>10893601
That is my private information.

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>C'mon Anon!
>Don't you want to taste your warm, sticky cum mixed with mine, slide down your throat?
>Or don't you want kiss it into my mouth?
>I'd love to taste our love cocktail!
>Wouldn't you?
>I know you want to, it looks too enticing for you to resist.
>Now get your mouth over here and clean me up!

>>10893601
Went to Ceder Point yesterday

>>10893654
Aw, you changed it. Now my usual response about wanting her pregnant doesn't work as well.

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>>10893654
I wanna cum in her and make YOU eat it out

Reese

>>10893085
Ah yes, our pinnacle of deplorable stories
Apart from the abomination, but we don't talk about that

>>10895222
>the abomination
Ruby's Abortions Mr. trips man?

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>>10895260
Oh no, the abortions one was just awful, not... well, an abomination.

>>10895274
>Ruby's Abortions isn't "The Abomination"
Then what the fuck is it? I distinctly remember an "Abomination" but I don't remember what it was, was it Nora Vore?

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>>10895292
It was the vore one.
We don't speak of it.

>>10895305
Did she eat EVERYONE?

What if Ruby started spouting ancient and old RWBYg memes

>>10895311
No she lost a bet

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I've been gone for a year, but I've returned to lurk rwbyg once again, what have I missed?

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>>10895670

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>>10895670
a peacful life outside of rwbygt

>>10895695
>Not posting the smut.

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>>10895670
Many a thing

>>10895670
A lot of gay smut and angry Arkos shippers

>The moment when you realize Monty's 5 second dance videos were better than what these guys put out.
Love this song, but this fucking animation..

https://youtu.be/DAXjiVuzlPw

>>10895670
A lot of fag shit

>>10887831
ooga booga where the rvb link

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>>10895695
>>10895770
>>10895783
>>10895891
So the same minus Octo. Glad to be back.

>>10896108
fuck you faggot and fuck off we were better off with out you
<3

>>10895841
Animation is literally fine, should they really dance like theyre back up dancers in pop group? They're in a club....

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What was the worst fight in the series?

>>10896224
Yang vs Tifa

>>10896224
All of them after the Red trailer

>>10896246
>White
>Bad
shiggy

>>10896224
It was, undoubtedly, the fight over whether Pyrrha was really dead.

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Is anyone going to miss seeing RNJR?

>>10895670
We have a fancy Pastebin now

What RWBY would like pikes and lances

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>>10895670
Weiss being the best girl

>>10896350
But would she agree to step on my balls?

>>10896440
She would not.

>>10896452
Then she's not the true best girl

>>10896440
>>10896452
>>10896473
Reese would

>>10896517
Well then she's not complete shit

I just did some basic math on a calculator and am now mad because of it

>>10896224
The Nuckelavee fight or the sea dragon fight

>>10896224
JNPR vs BRNZ

>>10896224
Also the SSSN tournament fight

>>10896517
Will Reese do anything to make people think she's not trash?

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>>10896589
Why? Because you're retarded?

>>10896246
>Red
>the worst of the four

wew

>>10896735
No because I found out that burger flippers want nearly 30,000 thousand dollars a year ( roughly according to my most likely inaccurate calculations)

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woot woot

>>10896837
Read his post again.

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>>10896852

>>10896874
Burger flippers do not deserve nearly 30k a year. They are burger flippers

>>10896852
That's poverty anon

>>10896895
So you dont want people to be able to somewhat support themselves?

>>10896895
But they can't flip my burgers if they don't have money to feed themselves

>>10896907
>>10896921
>Not being able to support yourself off of 30k a year
It's perfectly reasonable if you don't have a two pack a day smoking habit, buy every new pair of nigger shoes that come out and the same with electronic gadgets

>>10896962
Maybe if you choose to live in poverty sure, but inflation is a thing and $30k doesn't give you any room to grow and move out of the lower class

>>10896962
So then they do deserve 30k a year to support themselves off of

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>>10896948
Sonic is correct about something.

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>Don't want the government to raise the minimum wage so people can afford to live with dignity
>Against people being on public assistance because MUH TAX MONEY
>Expecting 4chan let alone RWBYg to understand how the real world works

>>10897003
>tfw the canukistani gubment raised minimum wage to $15/hour
I can't wait for $5 loaves of bread

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I have returned to writing my rwby cyoa, but I have very little ideas for powers. What are some cool or metal as hell semblances you would like to see? More specifically, what are some semblances that would be handy/fitting for spies, mercenaries, thieves, or mob bosses?

>>10896995
It's an unspoken rule.

>>10896123
y-you too [spoiler]fag[/spoiler]

>>10897028
Loaves of bread are already $5, retard. Thank you for confirming exactly what I said.

>>10897028
But Anon, bread is already $5

>>10897003
>he wants to give more money to burger flippers so they can buy more frivolous shit and weed
y

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>>10897078
I'm talking about Canada. Do you guys really pay $5 for a loaf of bread?

>>10896708
She fought heroically to defend Beacon!

>>10897039
You can sort of cheat and look at the equipment those archetypes usually have in games. Flasbangs, small cameras, adaptive camouflage, bullet time, spider vision et al make for decent Semblances if you tweak them a bit.

>>10897084
>hurr durr all people working in fast food are stoners

>>10897105
Canada bucks or real dollars?

>>10897084
Because there's nothing wrong with having nice things and smoking weed if that's what they're doing with the money they work for.

>>10897109
This

>>10897105

Yes, if you go to a bodega or something you can probably get two loaves for $5 but in supermarkets a loaf of bread is $3-99 or $4.99 depending on the brand.

>>10897131
>Canadian flyer
Looks like canuck bucks which would be under $2 for a loaf of bread in real money

I think a big problem here is burger flippers wanting higher pay because of " need more money for muh children". No one forced you to whore it up at 16 burger flipper

>>10897148
>I want you and your child to suffer in poverty because I'm an unhappy fuck

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>>10897107
But I have most of that written down already, and equipment has it's own page. I'll post a semblance I've written so everyone knows I'm for real.
>For Your Eyes Only- You can "hide" and show certain things to or from anybody whose eyes or face you've seen. How this works is by compulsing your target's brain to ignore whatever it is you're focusing on. If you're not consciously willing the object or person to not be seen, your target will notice it when they next see, hear, smell, taste, or touch it. It is tougher to "fool" a small group or an individual than a large group or a crowd. The target will have fading cognitive dissonance if they saw the object or person before in direct relation to how long they've known it, how emotionally bonded they are too it, or how much they care/think of it, eventually forgetting it completely if you go at it long enough. It would take years of concentration to make someone forget about a family member, but it wouldn't take long for an angry someone to forget about a girl they passed by on a high speed train or a generous someone to forget about spare cash they keep in their back pocket. A greedy or homeless man, however, would remember that money for longer. It varies from individual to individual. Very handy for escaping sticky situations and ambushes.
I'm really just stumped on ideas for semblances. I got literally almost everything else written down, but semblances are kicking my ass. I have characters, waifus, factions, gear, missions, but hardly any semblances.

>>10897177
>I forced you to have sex at a young age
>I forced you not to get an abortion
>I forced you not to put the child up for adoption

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>>10897148
>Getting upset that someone is taking responsibility and trying to earn enough money to support them and their child

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How much do you think it pays to be Neo's maid?

>>10897194
>forcing other to live their lives by your standards
>getting mad because burger flippers are making minimum wage and are barely at the poverty line

How old are you anon?

>>10897200
>demanding more money because of a life changing decision you made that no one forced you to make
>>10897212
27

>>10897230
>27
>bitching on 4chan
Go buy a home and start investing instead of wasting your time here

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Why is Jaune so cute.

>>10897230
>having a job is the same as demanding more money
You should try working

>>10897201
Your life.

>>10897246
Most of the $15 minimum wage supporters are burger flippers. they want more money for the same amount of work

>>10897271
Because they don't understand that it'll hurt them in the long run since everything will just get more expensive

Still doesn't explain why you're angry that people are making minimum wage right now

>>10897280
He's a NEET

>>10897280
I never said I was look at the post that started this argument >>10896852
I'm pissed at the $15 an hour crowd for demanding more money to support their lifestyle of smoking and buying shiny toys

>>10897310
>their lifestyle of smoking and buying shiny toys
Nice meme

>>10897310
#30k a year is poverty

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STOP DISCUSSING BREAD AND GOVERNMENT-MANUFACTURED WAGE BUBBLES AND GIVE ME SOME SEMBLANCE IDEAS YOU DUMB NAGGERS

>>10897238
He was literally designed to be the love interest of a female YA novel.

He's the loser equivalent of the fake gamer girl. You're falling for the trick you fool.

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>>10897238
it's that cute face of his

>>10897330

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>>10897330
Ruby looks totally Misaka Mikoto in this one.

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>>10897360
It's from deviantart, so it's all but guaranteed to be traced from somewhere else.

>>10897330
Give the Mafia boss something related to cocaine. Either let him snort Dust to go into hulkmode or just let him induce the general effects of coke high times ten.

>>10897330
This almost kinda makes me wanna see if Strike Witches & that ship slut show are as bad as I expect.

>>10897330
Alright
The ability to create a small a small Abatis directly infront of you

>>10897261
Worth it

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>>10897340
But look how cute he is.

>>10897450
Still better bunny than Velvet.

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Do you think Remnant has the technology for artificial detachable cocks?

>>10897490
They don't call him "Ironwood" for nothing

>>10897529
Do you think Glynda ever stole his morning wood while he was sleeping and had a nice wank?

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>>10897529

>>10897538
any girl would, given an opportunity, just out of curiosity

>>10897450
He was literally designed to be cute.

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RWBY needs a trap/androgynous team. My cock demands it.

>>10897552
why would you post that abhorrent image THAT SOMEONE SADLY FUCKING PAID FOR

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>>10897563
>She likes it so much that she goes to the people who made it and asks for an artificial cunt
>Gives it to Ironwood for his birthday
>This is why they broke up
>Now Glynda's left with an extra pussy and nobody to use it on
>Hfw she never got to fuck Ironwood's pussy

>>10897606
And a romance between a trap and a reverse trap.

>>10897628
Couldn't she just fuck the artificial pussy with the artificial dick still attached?

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>>10897606
They should have had a scene where Nora helps Jaune with his makeup

>>10897552
This right here is why you never pay or trust tumblrcunts. They will only use the money given to them to enlarge their dildo or cat collection

>>10897664
>Jaune
Fuck off.

>>10897646
Ironwood took his dick with him. Even if she got a replacement, it wouldn't be the same without his hips to grab.

>>10897666
Oh look it's like those Satan trips confirm something....

>>10897666
Thanks for the advice, satan. Sometimes you're alright.

What if Penny came back but for some reason had blonde hair, spoke with a Russian accent and kept leaving her vagina in the sink

>>10897664
The fact that Jaune put on a dress really blinded people to the fact that he did not look at all like a girl in it.

Ren on the other hand. But that might cause issues when Jaune falls in love with the new flat chested girl.

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>>10897667
Well he's the only one we've seen in a dress. How long until Whitley is "defeated" by Weiss and humiliated by being made to wear a dress and apologizing?

Which RWBY males would prefer cowtits and whih DFC

>>10897700
>People don't bat an eye at the crossdressing humor
>They threaten to drop the show if there's not a gay character

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>>10897606
Oscar locker room scene when?

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>Have sex with a huntress
>It's actually a huntsman

>>10897712
>Cowtits.
In this crowd we have Qrow, Tai, Ironwood, Ren, Mercury, Tuckson, Tyrian and Roman!

>Flat
Jaune, Whitley, Jaques, Hazel, Watts, Ozpin, Oscar, Banesaw, Adam and Flynt.

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>>10897809
>All the people in the DFC category want to fuck Weiss
Makes sense. I'd let Weiss fuck my ass all day long just for one minute of fondling those tits.

>>10897806
This image is horrible to describe the situation. with the condom on his dick it would indicate he was doing the fucking and if you don't notice as a man that you're getting fucked in the ass you are either really drunk or really high

>>10897809
>Adam
I was going to question that since Blake has some pretty big tits but then I remembered that he came onto her at a young age so you might be onto something there

>>10897628
Ironwood with an artifical pussy is something I never knew I needed.

If he had both his artifical pussy and cock at the same time, would he technically be a futa?

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>>10897995
>Ironwood with an artifical pussy is something I never knew I needed.

>>10898009
gross

>>10897995
Cuntboy is the name, i dunno what you call it if he also has a dick though. Maybe go ask /d/, I know they have a cuntboy thread.

>>10897628
there's a 'Vagina in the sink' joke to be made here

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>>10897681
>>10897697
Did someone say Satania!

>>10898078
>Tfw you accidentally drop your dick in the toilet

>>10897700
>Pyrrha's reaction to Jaune immediately hitting on Ren.
>Nora's reaction to Ren playing along.

>>10897330
Character who is afraid of most everything and their legs get stronger the more scared they are. Downside is they rely entirely on this and don't actually know how to fight, just moving fast and kicking like a horse on steroids. And I guess sneak attacks if they are not actually scared.

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>>10898119

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>Have sex with a huntress
>Aura-infused Keigel muscles

>>10898119
What would Ren tell Jaune to do?

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Foolishness, Blake. Foolishness...

>>10898211
>Now show me your ass.

>>10898250
>Do jumping jacks. .
>Now pushups
>C'mon sweat for me.

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This will be the next canon ship

>>10898294
I can kinda see it

>>10898294
Shovel Knight will be the next ship.

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>>10898294
Will she peg him though?

>>10898324
I want to cum on his butt freckles.

>>10898318
Compromise.

Jaune fucks Oscar as Ruby masturbates.

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>>10898294
>inb4 Ozpin is going to take the control in bed

>>10898365
>Oscar's hype at thinking he's going to fuck Ruby
>His surprise and horror when he walks into the room to find a naked Jaune.

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>>10898448
He doesn't need to. Any man would do the right thing in that situation.
>Inb4 Oscar is gay

>>10898578
Look at him.

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>>10898692
Oscar is all man.

>>10898732
Cute boys are the best boys

>>10898732
Oscar deserves a good dicking.

>>10898359
>Not on his face so people know he's your property.

I want to mating press Oscar with no condom.

>>10898798
That's for the second round.

>>10898732
>that fucking Ozpin

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Would you rather be a trap or a girl when being mating pressed?

>>10898777
Can't deny those trips

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>>10898854
Girl

reese cowtits

>>10896292
Not really, no

>>10898976
This. I'm tired of Jaune and while I like Ren and Nora they aren't exciting characters.

>>10898777
Honestly I hope Oscar turns out to be the LGBT character. Right now he's such a generic teenage hero a lust for dick might at least make him funny.

>>10898999
Another set of trips confirm Oscar is gay as fuck

>>10898999
>Right now he's such a generic teenage hero
And yet the little screentime Oscar had was more interesting than all of Jaune's screentime.

>>10899027
>Dude who gets another human being stuck in his head
>Has no reaction beyond one shout of shock and some you're not real
Sure.

>>10899049
Oscar's interaction with Hazel was more interesting than anything Jaune has ever done.

Cry some more, Jaunefag.

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>>10898999
>>10899027
>>10899049
>>10899065
Consider the following: They're both terrible.

>>10899065
>Interaction with Hazel
This is like the people who said the Sick Puppies were good writers.

>>10899065
I felt like that was hamfisted. The odds of Oscar randomly meeting Hazel are nonexistent, Ozpin was being intentionally obtuse just to build up tension and then out of nowhere Hazel shares some vaguely deep philosophical advice to the hero.
It just... was so obvious that it was all scripted. When you're writing a story it shouldn't feel like it's scripted.

>>10899083
I still like Oscar more, though it might be because Jaune is mostly connected to Pyrrha at this point and that whole thing bores me

>>10899025
Gay as fuck and likes dickings.

>>10899083
>Consider the following: They're both terrible.
Motion denied. Oscar has a part in the story that goes beyond MUH NOT-GIRLFRIEND.

>>10898993
They were the best characters in volume 4. They were main characters.

>>10898854
Trap. In a frilly dress and with bitch boots.

>>10898854
I've been trying for a hands free orgasm but I can't do it. Maybe I just need a good dick on my prostate.

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>>10899125
His part of the story is to be bodyjacked by Ozpin. Who is an idiot. So, that doesn't make him not terrible.

>>10899105
Fair enough.

>>10899154
Would you want the feminine body of a trap?

>>10899217
>Implying I don't
A little waxing and I think I'd be a decent trap

>>10899027
True, but only because of Ozpin

>>10898854
Trap all the way.
>The dick comparison before penetration
>Wife comments.
>The degenerate spin on it all.

>>10899363
>Wife comments.
As in calling you his wife?

>>10899440
Yeah.

>Cinder will never rape you
Why live?

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>>10899463
>When he calls you honey

>>10899486
The reason to live is to amass enough money to pay a woman to dress up as Cinder and rape you.

Ruby is genuinely good.

>>10899363
>When he comes in your ass and tells you he's going to get you pregnant.

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>>10899664
>When he lays you down and brushes your hair off your face while staring at you

>>10899835
>When he punches you in the face because he's not a faggot.

>>10900030
I shouldn't find this as hot as I do.

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>>10893822
At your request
>Anon, if you don't clean up your mess, I might get pregnant!

>Look at all your delicious, thick cum in my pussy. Doesn't it make you hungry~?

>Cum on and eat me out! Unless you want to put a bun in my oven now~

>>10900096
>Glistering Weiss shoulders
>Not hot
I do not follow your reasoning there, anon.

>>10898854
I want to be mating pressed by Jaune!

>>10900041
>When he squeezes your balls but he doesn't realize that's your fetish
>>10900116
>Not changing it to say "suck me"

>>10900121
I find Weiss cute but it doesn't really have anything to do with her.

I don't really understand it.

A woman wants a string willed, free thinking man in order to force him to agree with them.

>>10900270
A trap wants a strong willed free thinking man to break their mind with how good the boipussi is.

Cinder is not Japanese... She is merely Korean.

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>>10900290
A sadist wants a strong willed, free thinking man in order to make him beg for mercy while squeezing his balls

>>10900165
Shut up Ren.

>>10900358
Shut up Nora, let him do who he wants.

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>>10900304
My magnum shitus...

>Yes, Anon! Fuck me deep.
>Make sure you plant all that yummy baby batter DEEP inside my loving, warm womb!
>Hnnnng, Anon! I'm so close, and I know you are too!
>Cum ooooon! Put a bun in my oven! Let's make so many kids, the Arcs look like amateurs!
>Cum inside me and knock me UP~!!

>>10900368
Shut up Pyrrha. All because you're going to let your man fuck boys doesn't mean I'm going to let mine get fucked.

>>10900410
H-he'll choose me eventually!

>>10900368
>>10900410
Catfight! Catfight! Catfight!

>>10900442
NO HE WON'T.

HE WENT AFTER THE FLAT BOARD WEISS RATHER THAN YOU.

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>>10900520
Don't forget things like vore and antigays vs fujos.

>>10900488
Good girls wait! Not like whores!

>>10900520
You hit it right on the head, missing some of the gay posting though

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>>10900520
needs vore

>>10900680
Don't forget creampie eating

>>10900520
gotta add something with masochist wanting their balls crushed by waifus

>>10900698
HE'S FUCKING REN RIGHT NOW!

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Now this looks a lot like Valkyrie Drive.

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>>10900680
>fujos
Dunno about the others but I'm a guy not a fujo

>>10900520
Haha! Excellent stuff. Gay stuff aside, this is everything a new RWBYg poster would need.

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>>10900773
>Cut 'em off
>Stab 'em
>Boil 'em
>Mash 'em
>Stick 'em in a stew
>All of the above

>>10900782
>school girl neo will never sit on your face and forget to let you breath because your head is under her skirt

why live...

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>>10900865
>She will never force you to sniff her sweaty shoes and socks while you jerk off until you develop a habit and can't get an erection without her smelly stockings in your face

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>>10900368
Yeah Nora. How can you blame him for wanting to fuck this?

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>>10900923
Neo femdom doujin still never....

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>>10900962

>>10900680
>>10900717
>>10900719
>>10900773
>>10900828
All of these, and Penny anon.

>>10900454
I'll get the oil

>>10900962
When they wrestle who is always on top?

>>10900852
/ss/ Glynda?
Anybody got the Pyrrha /ss/ one? It's delightfully creepy.

>>10901035
>pedoshit

>>10901017
>Women fighting and wrestling in oil with little to no clothes.

MY
FETISH

>>10901026
Ren always wins unless he gases.

>>10901051
I mostly want to laugh at is and can't find the Jaune Dancing Troupe one and that was the last one to get a proper giggle.

>>10901065
How long does it take for Ren to get tired and get pinned by Jaune?

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>>10901069

>>10901090
Two minutes.

Ren base no stamina.

>>10901143
Kek.

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>>10900852

>>10901175
Got the Cinder one?

Who has the smug Neo where someone's pointing the knife at her?

what's with all the nudists?

>>10901613
LIBERATION FROM CLOTHES!
LIBERATION FROM THE LIES THEY TELL YOU ARE REAL!

Martial Arcs is best pairing.

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Golly Gee! I wonder if RWBY is going to be a week early for first members!

>>10902128
> Gavin learns to drive in Burnie's car
...I actually really want to see that.

>>10902128
>Gavin learns to drive in a car that drives itself
>$20,000

>>10902128
>Gavin learns to drive
>Geoff and Gavin cooking
The best shit is on the top. Goddman it.

>>10888133
I'm glad someone is doing this again

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>>10902201
Not 20,000 dollars
20,000 new first members

>>10902128
So will holiday chibi have Penny learn the meaning of Christmas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbkY23wSL9c

>>10902249
That's like $60k for just the first month

>>10902249
>So will holiday chibi have Penny learn the meaning of Christmas?
I hope so. Her eye beams are not enough to warm my heart on their own!

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>>10902249
How The Grinch Stole Christmas but it's Roman and Neo as The Grinch and the dog.

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>>10902292
>Neo in a dog outfit

>>10902128
>3000 to post pics of their fucking pets
Jewsterteeth

>>10902390
>social media account for their pets
>can't even maintain promotional accounts for characters in their biggest cash cow show

>>10902390
>not wanting to marry and fuck Joel the cat

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>>10902422
>Joel the cat
>Joel

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>>10902479

>>10901052
>little to no clothes
Well they start off wearing lots of clothes, but they tear them off each other

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>>10902128
>Sexy Gus calendar

>>10902338
>Neo will never hump your leg and lick your face and piss on your favorite things

>>10901890
>Martial Arcs is best pairing.
It has no appeal other than the two of them having sex.

>>10901890
Dark and Stormy Knight is the best pairing

>>10902706
Which one is that?

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>>10902271
>>10902292
>>10902338
>Penny trying to learn meaning of Christmas
>Ruby elects to help her

>B plot is Weiss and Yang arguing about temperature on thermostat

>C plot is Roman and Neo plotting to steal gifts ala Grinch

>Things don't go smooth for Penny, can't find the perfect gifts, food burns and is inedible (Except cookies), ends up with a charlie brown tree
>Penny: (In tears) "Friend Ruby, this isn't how this is supposed to go."
>Ruby: "But Penny, none of that other stuff really matters, it's all about family!"
>Penny: "But I don't have a family..."
>Ruby: "Yes you do! You have us!"
>Camera pans across room to teams RWBY and JNPR.