hg
>>10872689
Well, it's not really that great, to be honest. I've never gone exploring with my parents, they said it was too dangerous and would leave me with my uncle.
>Ezreal stares out into the distance while he talks, looking at nothing in particular. His voice eventually declines into a barely audible whimper as he goes through the last memory he had with his parents. He was young, much younger than he is now.
Then when I finally set out on my own, they had disappeared. It's been a long time since I've seen them. Too long. I...I think they're dead.
>Ezreal lets that word hang in silence for a moment, when suddenly the life in his voice returns and he looks at Irotsuki with a broad smile on his face.
But even still, that just means I've got to work hard to uphold their memory! I've had plenty of time to accept it and move on, and I'm sure they're proud of me wherever they are.
>>10872723
Yeah, we just pulled off a heist and had to escape. If it weren't for your driving, we'd be done for. Is there something in particular you want to know about?
>>10872783
I'm feeling pretty good! Adventure awaits and I've got a lot of exploring to do! Who are you?
>>10872870
James Ironwood
>>10872929
>Serge looks around. Completely confused by his new surrounding.
>"where am I now? Not long ago I was in a warm place. Is this because of the frozen flame?"
>>10872938
...Uh. Wow. This...this got heavy fast.
>Iro laughs nervously, all the fancy bits a bout her outfit vanishing as she returns to a more sensible place.
Well...u-uh...I don't know what to say. Just...you're on the right path, I'm sure. Who knows, maybe they're still out there somewhere, on some foreign continent, or on an expedition? Uh...I...I gotta go. It's super late, I need to check on Iso and then pass out. Good luck out there, 'kay?
>>10972870
Jerma Rumble 2016 Winner The Fire Serpent
>>10872977
Oooh I fucked that one up
1-5 rp tomorrow
6-0 rp now
>>10872968
I wouldn't count on it, but I've come to grips with it already. It's fine, really. I'll see you later. Don't worry about me, luck is always on my side. No really, I swear it's some power that I don't know about.
>>10872938
. . .No, nothing, nothing at all in particular. You're not in trouble.
Guaranteeing sincere doubt whether or not you would expose of such information to a friend, partner or. . . perhaps to the public, I ask of you once more as an accomplice who holds value into his profession; did. . . you. . . remember?
>
>Cramming a finger up each nostril she digs out all of the "gold" that had accumulated throughout the day and rolls it up into a small, disgusting ball
You know something...I'm feeling particularly generous today, looks like someone is about to win the lottery.
>With one flick she sends her nose gold flying to the poster below
WAKE
UP
>>10873018
You're fucking disgusting.
>>10873018
>>10873038
So are you for smoking.
>>10873018
Y'know, I thought gals were all pretty and nice, but you really changed my mind. That's fucking disgusting.
>>10873050
Does the smoke make your stomach queasy, you girly "man"
>>10873016
>Ezreal starts to build power within his gauntlet once he sees Yo draw a gun, ready to put him down should he attempt anything stupid. Ezreal begins to talk with caution, trying to make sure he doesn't say anything that'll set him off. Despite Yo's claim that he wasn't in any trouble, Ezreal was feeling like he was in trouble.
I don't recall there being anything I was supposed to remember. Just think about what you're doing before you try anything.
>>10873018
>>10873023
>he starts to laugh at the juvenile prank
it's a simple prank but works
Have you ever tried a mix of cola and iced tea?
>>10873038
So are you for not shaving
>>10873069
Is that fucking Ross from the game grumps
>>10873077
Does the peachfuzz make your stomach queasy, you girly "man"
>>10873079
I'm sorry, I don't know who that is? Are they any good or something?
>>10873023
>The green, crusty nugget that was dug from the demon girl's nose lands and sticks to the back of your neck
>>10873038
That would hurt my delicate feelings just a little bit if it came from someone who actually bothered to bathe and shave their pits.
>>10873043
Today is you lu-ck-y day, someone else already graciously received the grand prize.
>>10873051
Does it look like that I'm nice and or pretty? You'd think people who frequented this hell hole would know that demons are exactl the cleanest, nicest, or prettiest creatures around.
>>10873069
Sometimes you have to truly admire the simplest of pranks. They usually bring the bang for your buck, and no I haven't even heard of that one. Mind spilling the beans?
>>10873083
Go fuck a gorilla
>>10873083
Peachfuzz is unironically better than completely shaven.
You are talking about the cooter, right?
Which secret ava sbsbsbsbsbsbs?
>>10873096
Yes
>>10873086
I wasn't trying to hurt your feelings. I was merely stating a fact.
You're fucking disgusting.
>>10873091
HG is whites only.
>>10873095
The only part of a woman that matters, yup.
>>10873086
Why would I spill the beans.
But if you try to figure it out, you won't have to worry about spilling beans, but be careful you don't spill your drink~
It might just go everywhere.
>>10873086
>Crumples over in both disgust and shock
>>10873117
figure 3
>>10873086
If you're a demon, I'm the leader of the lovelies. And guess what, I'm not the leader of the lovelies, lady.
>Beltboy glares at the "demon" through his shades with discontent
>>10873117
>3?
>>10873109
Well then.
>>10873117
figure 2
>>10873117
2
>>10873135
....The fuck did you get in here?
Traps are only good in 2D
>>10873066
You don't. . . recall?
>Freeman slowly slides his pistol towards the pocket-side of his jacket, leering at him quietly for a good 15-seconds.
>>10873147
That's what she said
>>10873117
C
>>10873139
>>10873147
That's reducing it by 1/2
>>10873147
I'm always in here man, I sleep in the basement with the rats..... Man I thought we were broski's.
>>10873172
it says reduce by 3/4 so remove 3/4 of it
duh
think in terms of area
>>10873153
>Ezreal's eyes look up towards the skies in order to avoid Freeman's penetrating gaze. The amulet embedded within his gauntlet glows brightly, ready to react at a moments notice should Freeman try anything.
No, don't recall a thing. Honest.
>>10873109
Oh is that right? Well all I can really say is thanks from the bottom of my cold, dried up, withered heart. You're pretty gross as well so don't cut yourself short.
>>10873112
...Hey you alright over there? Come on it was just a little prank.
>>10873117
Three?
>>10873132
Well there's nothing I can do to really change your mind and even if I did you'd be too stupid to fully comprehend it.
>>10873110
Let me guess, does it involve the drink going up your nose? That in itself is pretty despicable.
>>10873181
By a factor =/= divide
>>10873181
Oh right, I was mistaking it for size factoring.
>>10873193
I feel violated.
>>10873172
2 is 1/4 of 8
Were reducing by 3/4
>>10873174
Oh.
You thought wrong. Get back down there.
>shove,shove,shove
>>10873193
I won't.
But you can.
>>10873202
there's no division, that's subtraction
you're reducing it in size by 3/4, not finding a shape that's 3/4ths it's size
>>10873193
Y'know you're a bitch, right? Not even the most desperate joy mutant would lay a finger on ya.
NGW
>>10873186
Good. I'm glad we're in good terms, sir.
>Freeman sheds a tear in which allows Yo to stuff the revolver back into his pocket.
>Yo extends his right hand towards Ezreal for a handshake.
. . .Yo Hinamura.
>>10873214
>Tumbles back down into the basement
Why does this always happen whenever I try to make friends?
>>10873226
>Filename
>>10873232
>Hino*
>>10873233
Because
We're horrible people who aren't afraid to admit it-
Well. Some of us anyway.
First 23
>>10873221
Well DUH. You bet your ass that I'm proud of it too, I mean sometimes even I have a hard time looking at myself in the mirror. You're depriving a village somewhere of its idiot you know?
>>10873214
Oh don't you worry that pretty little head of yours because one day I'll gladly fulfill that request.
>>10873210
Geez grow up you big baby it's not a ball of mucus and dirt is going to kill you.
>>10873265
Etna
>>10873265
Eric's friend.
>>10873265
Doremy Sweet
>>10873265
Cortex with a Gun
>>10873265
Ezreal
>>10873232
Yeah, pleasure to make your acquaintance.
>Ezreal tries his best to sound genuine as he shakes his hand, keeping a neutral look on his face. This was certainly a strange encounter.
Name's Ezreal.
>>10873265
Twiss
>Female
>>10873271
Cut yourself even shorter?
>>10873265
Syria
>>10873265
One smug and thirsty anime girl drinking a soda from a cup
>>10873286
>Ezreal
>>10873265
Malon
>>10873265
Elite
>>10873265
Satsuki Kiryuin
>>10873265
Tanya Von Degurechaff
>>10873289
I was actually thinking about sawing you off at the ankles first.
>>10873265
Lara Croft
>>10873265
Bobby
>>10873294
>what? ezreal ain't a jew, he's a good boy
>>10873309
Well then you'd better get down there and get a good look at my boots ya fuckin' weirdo.
>>10873286
Until then, Ezreal.
>Yo departs one with the shadows and exits.
>>10873265
Barkis
good night mates, i'm sorry i didn't do a secret ava this weekend
i'll do one sometime later this month
>>10873322
>Until then is usually just a simple farewell, but coming from his lips it almost sounded like a threat. Ezreal thought Yo was confused in some way, and as such he had no idea what their next meeting would bring. Even still, Ezreal bids him farewell.
See you around.
I want to kissu Suz
>>10873193
No it involves something a little more fun than that!
Do you know what a mentos is?
nvm no game
>>10873335
It's cool, night mate
>>10873321
>Sorry Suz but doing all this on mobil has further sped up my growing tiredness and I just can't think straight anymore and probably need to sleep before eyes dry up completely.
>Sorry to those who I was talking to, it's been fun but I'll talk to you all later.
>>10873339
Save it for later coke boy I got places to be.
>Really sorry
>>10873338
Too bad she loves me
>>10873351
Ugh, whatever. Goodnight, goodmorning, fall in a pit and die, whatever.
>>10873355
Are you her bottle of vodka she keeps beneath her shirt?
>>10873351
>Adios
>>10873338
>She places a finger on her cheek and tilts her head to the side in a quizzical manner
>>10873265
Tomoko
Which avafags mobilepost?
Let's cut through this boredom. Men! Women! Furries! Lesser touhous! What ever Suz is! Give me 24 of you! I will bump if needed.
>>10873374
Lara Croft
>>10873372
Me.
>>10873362
I prefer whiskey thank you very much.
>>10873374
I'm a fuck-mothering vampire.
>>10873365
>Makes some handgestures involving an index finger bteween a curved thimb and second index
>>10873372
I used to
In fact, I'm doing it now
>>10873372
>>10873351
Etnafag apparently
>>10873374
Sleepling
>>10873374
Satsuki Kiryuin
>>10873387
more like
getting forty winklings
>>10873380
But you don't deserve being called as such. Nor do you get an SR-71 Blackbird.
>>10873374
Bobby
If its not too much missy, do you think you could use this pic of me? >>10873318
>>10873374
Syria
>>10873374
>>10873374
Ezreal
>>10873374
Sharon
>>10873374
Malon
>>10873374
Twiss
>Female
>>10873394
It did not work.
...It did not work.
>>10873383
>Licks the slide of her sidearm and sees how much of it she can cram down her throat before she gags.
>She doesn't. Neat
>>10873374
Deku
>>10873374
Mikan Tsumiki
>>10873387
How does it feel to lose through pure skill?
>>10873417
>Slips a note down her shirt
>It reads ''You. Me. Behind the alley. 6 Pm. Bring condoms, liquor and smokes.''
>>10873417
Just give me an entry before I cut your most prized gun in two.
>>10873374
Askeladd the Viking
>>10873374
Ikkun
>>10873374
Motoko Kusanagi
Serge
>>10873374
Akashi
>>10873427
Suzumi.
Gee whiz.
>>10873426
>Writes a note of her own.
>"No good. Just finish on my tits"
>>10873374
Shirai Kuroko
>>10873442
>Sends a Whatsapp: ''What tits?''
Ship two avas
5 more!
>>10873464
>>10873464
Dead Metal
>>10873464
Machi Amayadori
>>10873464
HA HA GARY
>>10873466
>Claps along to this for no known reason.
>>10873463
Close your eyes, pick a random entry in this game. Repeat. Ship complete.
Or pick two characters that would never get along, pick them for no reason.
>>10873461
>Puts her cigarette out in anon's eye
>>10873482
>Dodges
>Goes in for a kiss with complimentary ass grab
Joking, babe. Flat is justice.
You guys are Reimu slow. I still need 2 more!
>>10873484
>Turns her cheek
>It's like pressing two magnets together with the same pole
Gah- man...
What does that even mean...?
>>10873492
Big Frost
>>10873496
We can get drunk, do stupid shit together and wake up in the morning and regret it only for the cycle to repeat again. We are a married old couple already.
>>10873480
ALL ABOARD THE SHIP, CAPTAINS ORDERS
>>10873392 X >>10873418
>>10873403 X >>10873407
>>10873419 X >>10873434
>>10873443 X >>10873437
ALL ABOARD
>>10873508
NO!
Check for any issues. Despite it being slow I will still wait 5 minutes in case a latecomer pops up.
>>10873508
>no ship for me
o-oh
>>10873492
A Piano
>>10873508
>surprisingly the least crack ship
Thanks.
>>10873517
I really need to win this new adventure, I have done badly in the previous ones...
>>10873517
I'm ready for another round.
>>10873508
>Mikan blushes
Ummm...
>>10873517
I-i am ready when you are!
>>10873508
She's a little too out of my league, don't you think? Couldn't you've thrown the dart at someone a little less intimating?
>>10873508
>"Ship? What is this person talking about? Are we going an a journey across the sea with the other person? Are they any good in a fight? Or will they drag us down?"
>>10873517
...Excuse me, I do believe I am missing. Unless I am on the roster and my eyes are just failing me at this very moment.
>>10873517
I think I can handle this. Alright, let's move out!
>>10873517
I'm ready to roll out!
>>10873508
How do I know this is not a trap?
>>10873517
Bakuzan is ready and I am as well.
>>10873508
>As the ship's horn blares out across the thread, Ezreal is struck with intense confusion. Hearing the orders to board the ship, Ezreal reluctantly obliges.
I'm guessing you heard about my navigation skills, huh? I don't give away my services for free, you know.
>>10873517
Time for a true display of skill! No, really, this time I mean it! The other times? They don't count.
>>10873532
>Intimating
I-I meant intimidating
>>10873537
Ha! Must've missed you but can you blame him? You are pretty short.
>>10873517
No problems that I can see.
>>10873517
>>10873537
>"I should let the host know they can take my spot so no one else gets kicked out."
>>10873551
While that is true I am rather short, that jab is simply... childish. But atlas, I should keep my expectation for this place to a minimum.
>>10873556
Hnmmm...?
>>10873537
Damn! Sorry about this! I'll fix it right away!
>>10873556
If you insist, it shall be done. Thank you for your kind act stranger.
>>10873563
I swear it was not due to your height!... Probably.
Check again.
>>10873573
Hmph, I hear it alas' the sound of Ragnoraks' footsteps drawing nearer.
>>10873517
>tfw your power goes out for absolutely no reason
>Oh well. Go win one for me Bobby, Goofy Movie was a really good film
>>10873573
Hmmmm... everything is in order now. And you shall keep your apologies to yourself, hostess. I do understand in these later hours that mistakes are common.
Now, let us be off!
Day 1!
Sorry for the delay. I was not expecting to miss someone.
>>10873563
If you don't get your hopes up you can never be disappointed, that's my motto! I'd have given you my spot but I need this job and you don't look much like you're hurting for gold, city girl.
>>10873573
Would you look at that, must be your lucky day to get on my team!
Congratulations.
>>10873597
Way to get smoked, rookie. You're off the team.
>>10873597
Let's go.
>>10873597
That's right, run! It's good that you know what's good for you!
>Ezreal yells out, completely unaware that the machine isn't sentient.
Looks like I can be intimidating.
>>10873588
Don't worry, I've totally got this!
>>10873597
Here goes nothing.
In a rush to correct things I had mistaken the days. The previous was the Bloodbath. This is the actual day 1... Damn it Asgore!
I bet that was easy for you Deku
>>10873508
Someone more successful than me, even if they are younger, but are somehow an even bigger mess than me. Did you pick this to mess with me?
>>10873597
Even after the wait to make sure she got in, they didn't seem to last very long.
>>10873597
Running in my fashion.
>>10873624
Ow!...W-well, I suppose I'll be fine...
>>10873624
>it's time to die kero
>come on man don't be a buzzkill
>oh okay
That's probably how it went.
>>10873624
I said you look familiar for some reason. Are you sure there's nobody out there who might maybe want you dead? Possibly for pay?
>>10873624
I don't need your pity. You would have one less enemy if you had finished me.
>>10873597
>Right out of the gates, the sovereign is severely damaged from a blind sided attack. She follows onto the ground, holding onto her injury.
Urgh... damnation.
("Seems these hours aren't too kind for my senses... I probably should've taken the man's advice on sleep.")
>Before she could take in a second breath, the attacker cuts her head clean off.
>>10873602
A fine motto to have, fellow adventurer. And, due please refrain from calling me a 'City Girl'. I am as much as adventurer such as you, perhaps more experienced as well.
Night 1
Already Ikkun tries to establish himself by taking out a deadly threat early on.
Viking Calamari theater, anyone?
Loud ribbits can be heard.
>>10873597
>A group of tributes meets Lara and kneels in front of her claiming their feailty to her.
W-what? I'm not a feudal lord, you can get up you are making me uncomfortable
>>10873624
>Lara arrives to the meeting and looks around waiting for the other tribute to show. She sits after a couple of minutes and finally decides to leave when she does not show up after the 2 first hours
She can't say I did not wait for her...
>>10873646
T-thank you for sparing me..!
>>10873624
I swear I was supposed to be doing something right now. Something about a pool?
>Ezreal shakes his head, knowing that wasn't it. He thinks harder, and comes up with a second answer.
I was supposed to go to a...pool. Shit, never mind then. I've forgotten it.
>>10873646
It'd be nice.
>>10873646
You are free now.
>>10873646
>Lara encounters a group of tribute that does not look like a threat to her.
Hi, you two looks afraid. If you want to you could follow me to my compound. You don't look like you belong here, I can do what's in my power to defend you
>>10873624
>>10873643
Relax lady, its all just fun and games! No need to get all serious about it.
>>10873646
What happens in the morning is that I'll be asleep because man, what a night!
>>10873624
>>10873639
Pay? Retribution: There's only one who is willing to take my life, but he serves me little purpose. Are you willing to forfeit already or join my ranks, we've got one spot vacant left for a harlot like you? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
>>10873645
Looks like the only thing you're more experienced at is getting your damn head taken clean off.
>Mail picks up the girl's head and shakes it a bit to emphasize her point before placing on the short swordswoman's frame to heal.
You should get some rest.
>>10873646
Somebody's dying and it ain't me so one eye open, boys.
Day 2
This is not the splat we expected from you. Okay, maybe it is.
Bobby is much crueler than he let on. I thought everyone from Disney was nice...
>>10873645
Sorry. You went out splendidly like a true adventurer at least. Which is more than I can say for some of the others.
>>10873677
Like I said... All fun and games...
>>10873677
>>10873683
Bobby, what the hell.
Night 2
Fail ninjas, poisoned sake and kabuki theatre. Talk about an interesting night.
Also, the kero is mightier than the gun.
>>10873646
You really are overestimating my abilities, Host. Think back to earlier when she was preparing her blade, in the day time. Engaging in any other sort of combat would have been effective enough in that case, simple traps most people can remember from reading through survival books or hide and seek guerrilla tactics. Not to say I'm an expert at such tactics though untrained, unconventional methods of combat can work well enough.
>>10873670
>She starts moving her shoulders a bit then proceeds to move her neck for a couple of seconds.
...I'll take your advice lady. And trust me, I am experienced. Just... uh, not when sleepy of course.
>>10873677
Didn't know my death in the battlefield pleases you so much. Heh, thank you for that by the way.
But in any case, I must bid you two and anyone else here... adieu.
>>10873677
This is to familiar to me I'm almost feeling giddy with joy, THORFINN YOU'RE UP!
>>10873677
Beautiful day for fishing. Other than the creepy cackling viking over there in the bushes.
>>10873668
You're scaring all the fish away! And quit creeping in the bushes, what the hell? I don't want to join your cult...
Unless it pays really well.
>>10873697
Sleep tight, city girl!
>>10873686
>The scene was cut out by The Walt Disney Company for being too violent. I mean, think of the children!
>>10873690
Woah, what did you put in this? My head feels straaaange....
>Bobby just passes out on the floor
Day 3
Shiriai forms a team with Ezreal to remove a threat to their chance at victory.
Despite her tough talk earlier, Sharon sprains her ankle running like a coward.
Two fighters die together in a duel to the death.
>>10873692
Yeah? You're not one to talk.
>>10873697
Farewell, traveler. May your journey be better than it was tonight.
>>10873662
>>10873677
I let my guard down.
Good job taking these things seriously.
>>10873716
A-a river! How lucky of m-me! Maybe I'm more luckier than Komaeda...?...N-no...I'm not that lucky...
>>10873716
>Lara went in the forest looking for useful resources, when she gets back, she lets everything in her hands fall as she looks at her camp raided and devastated.
N-no! Not now! I had everything important in it. They took everything, what I am going to do now with no weapon and no equipment?
Night 3
Fail ninjas seem to be common. Maybe you guys should stop hiring assassins from Rance. Just a suggestion.
Shirai had sanity to begin with? I always thought she was crazy from the start...
L-Lewd! And Deku didn't even get to see it happen. being a hero is suffering.
>>10873716
Popful's log day 3. Slept under waterfall all day instead of working and ate some frogs for dinner. Armor starting to chafe. Zero kills so far.
>>10873736
Popful's log night 3. Night was much more eventful. Have acquired taste for frog.
>>10873722
>After consuming that deadly sake before. Bobby wakes up outside of the arena, completely dizzy
Sorry, what? I think I phased out for a moment...
>>10873716
I've had a lot more practice with offence here than defense. Never had to defend myself against two at the same time so this is 100% my failure. Not sure who to support from here on though.
>>10873677
>Ezreal picks enough wildflowers to create his own bouqeut, composed of vivid and varied colours that make for an attractive sight.
Hey, this looks alright! I think I'll give it one of the girls around here, I'm sure one of them will appreciate it. It can't hurt to gain the favour of somebody. Who am I talking to?
>>10873716
>Ezreal's gauntlet charges with power, the amulet inlaid within its center glowing a bright blue. As Ikkun walks by, Ezreal takes aim at him and fires off several beams of magical light at the unsuspecting boy.
>>10873736
>Ezreal gets no word back from his assassin. Knowing what that means, Ezreal can only hope that the assassin didn't give up his name before he perished.
>sits in the corner menacingly
>>10873747
Too bad ya didn't win, at least you got a kill though.
>>10873706
I was joking, you don't have to.
But consider this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so choose wisely, you'll be accompanied with the archetypal nordic man: Lumbering Brutes with little to no common sense, it's all herding sheep to me unless it deals with the tides of warfare, I'd rather not waste my time snapping those leery eyed idiots trying to have a piece of you. You're right.
>>10873736
>God damn /co/de
>>10873736
>While Lara was walking in the forest looking for suspicious traces of the previous raiders, she hears a tree branch cracking behind her. She quickly grabs her pickaxe and throws it in the head of the shadow behind the tree. She then advances to the corpse and see an assassin with a letter written by a certain Ezreal asking him to end her life.
This bastard! He must also be responsible for the raid. I have to find him.
Day 4
Two more fight to the death, only for it to be a draw.
Suz does her best impersonation of an m1 Garand in the arctic.
Big Frost atones for her sins as a warrior.
>>10873747
Nevermind. You died on the night after you killed me.
>>10873767
i want to fuck this frog
>>10873775
I-i didn't even want to fight you...!!
>Mikan does manage to kill Lara but she herself dies as well.
>>10873775
>Upon arriving to a building where she thought was the HQ of Ezreal, she finds a woman armed who instantly goes for the fight. After a long and painful fight, Lara finally puts a bullet in between her eyes but her wounds are too serious and she has no means to heal them...
>>10873785
From what I know someone in /erp/ plays them but not sure if this one and that one are the same.
>>10873761
Better than leave with nothing right?
>>10873780
Aww maaan... I mean, it could have worse though.
Night 4
I'm starting to think Shirai may just win this time... Or did I just jinx her? Only time will tell!
Frog legs, anyone?
>>10873767
>Believe me, I hate those events too.
>>10873785
>>10873801
Also don't ask me how I know that.
>>10873775
That Lara/Mikan event, is that a reference to Jet Li's Hero or House Of Flying Daggers?
>>10873808
But how DO you know that?
>>10873775
>Ezreal gave his raiding party a quick scan and came to the conclusion they they made for the least threatening group of all time. Sighing, Ezreal presses on with his party in tow to Dead Metal's camp. It turned out assembling such a large party was completely unnecessary, as the small machine was apparently out, hunting. Once again, Ezreal sighs.
Alright, just try and split the loot evenly.
>>10873793
>As he walks back to his own campsite, the young explorer spies Lara writhing on the ground. Recognising that it's the woman Ezreal sent an assassin after, he goes up to greet her.
Hey. You're not looking good.
>>10873806
You two girls, look away. You don't have to see what happens next.
>>10873762
A-Are you proposing an arranged marriage?! To some brainless hunk who will do all of the hard work so I can retire and live an easy life of eating cherries? Because sign me up!
>>10873775
With this spear, I shall... probably spear some more of those bullfrogs and fry em up. Hmmm.
>tfw you get ignored
>>10873802
Yeah, even then it's better to leave knowing you had fun. Although that sounds a bit sappy even for me.
Za! feasto!
This leaves us with four warriors now.
I wonder who will win?
>>10873823
>Are you responding to slides? or waiting for someone else to first for your event? If the second, they may think you're a filler n not bother.
I want to nestle my head on Tsuyu's boobs
>>10873821
>Lara hears a couple of words while she is trying not to die right now. She opens one of her eyes and tries to focus on the man standing in front of her. With the few energy left she says:
You-you are the one who sent that assassin for me... While you are it, you can finish that job right now...
>She closes her eyes and is about to collapse
>>10873823
>mobile roleplaying
I just don't have time or speed to reply to everything i want to do except reply to slides. Sorry if I had an event with you.
>>10873818
First time on /trash/ was erp, came to HG later. HG has its drama and dead hours but nothing compared to over there.
>>10873802
Losing is still losing. No matter how you died or if you're the last one to die.
>>10873822
Are you just playing me or were you just born naive, girl?
>>10873823
I'm all ears, stranger.
>>10873846
What if you're a billionaire, live to 120, do everything in life you want to do and then die of a heart attack? Is that still losing?
Day 5
Nothing like peace after a bloody feast. How long will it last though?
>>10873835
Such acts are forbidden here. Please go to the appropriate place for such perverted acts.
>>10873838
>Tfw I know this feel. Even worse when the hosts speed up as you're typing your responses.
>>10873830
Just look at em go. Idiots. I might get out of this without having to kill anybody! ...But that means I wouldn't get to kill anybody.
>>10873848
A little from column A and a little from column B, if we're being totally honest here. After much consideration, I have decided to decline the offer to join your sheep cult, sir!
>>10873824
Well, I had fun. Thats what matters for me!
>>10873846
You got that right, but really its no biggie!
>>10873852
Don't worry. I'm dead and not rooting for anyone in particular so don't feel the need to slow just for me.
>>10873830
>Pain surges through Ezreal's body as he clutches at the gaping wound in his chest, desperately trying to limp away from his assailant. It happened so fast, he wasn't quite what had happened. All he knew was that his head was pounding and his heart felt like it was on fire. He looks over his shoulder to see Sharon coming after him, ready to finish the job.
>>10873837
Yeah. That wasn't even my idea, honestly. The guy just offered to take you out for me, I don't even know who you are. But you're looking pretty banged up right now, so I won't make you endure it any longer.
>A brilliant blue light envelops Ezreal's hand as he launched a magical bolt from his gauntlet that pierces through Lara's head like a bullet. With Lara disposed of, Ezreal simply walks away, albeit a little disturbed by the gory mess he had left behind.
>>10873852
I am going to eat that squirrel. I'ma cut her up so good, she's gonna wish I didn't cut her up so good.
Night 5
it seems peace is still ongoing. Maybe I should have prepared some fries as tribute...
>>10873865
>I try to keep certain speeds based on activity and amount of avas.
>>10873857
Tis' alright with me, lass.
Day 6
Are you there, Vader? It's me, Youmu. I'm sorry for not leaving you your offering of fries. Please let it slide this time and end the peace. Thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J0YuZviuL0
Rate this masterpiece
>>10873893
>Gasp
I'm at the end! How could this be?!
Er, I mean, there's no escape for you now!
Judgement is here!
Night 6
Really? After all the time you have laid your curse on me you can't even grant this one request? Just for that, I'm burning the fries next time!
>>10873903
is this made by the creepy children's youtube channel?
Day 7
Someone gets squirrelly with another. That's. About. It.
>>10873893
>Mail clambers back in the dust, panting and fumbling at her sword. The squirrel was tougher than it looked.
P-Parley! Let's talk this out! I wasn't actually going to cut you up that good!
>She totally was before she got her ass kicked.
>>10873881
Pleasure doing business with you! Good luck out there.
>>10873918
I think it's a actual product and they made this to promote it.
>>10873903
He looks like Stewie from Family Guy, and he sounds like Tyrone
>>10873927
they sound the exact same way
Night 7
Hello dysentery, my old friend
You've come to kill us again
Because a colon violently projecting
Left a tributes bowels screaming
>>10873943
God damn it Asgore!
>>10873943
Who turned off the lights?
>>10873943
>>10873948
Oh thank the stars it wasn't my bowels screaming. PHEW
Night 8
Skipping peace because this is ridiculous for max death rate.
>>10873958
Yeehaw! Squirrel is back on the menu! Good thing I had that schoolgirl for bait.
>>10873958
Someone should find a way to modify the death rate probability and make people die twice as fast
Before I post the final slide, let's bet on the final two. Will it be Shirai Kuroko? Or will Mail be victorious?
>>10873964
That's usually what arenas are for. One not happening in seven days seems quite rare.
>>10873850
I'm talking about these games which the purpose is only to win. To answer your question, No because I already accomplished my life goal. Unless I want to stay young and live forever. Then it's losing.
>>10873863
Yes. The deaths aren't permanent after all.
I'm afraid I must take my leave now. Bye.
>>10873971
My waifu.
>>10873971
Well, you've got a tough warrior girl against a young schoolgirl. Logically I'd side with the tough warrior girl, so that's why I'm betting on the school girl. There isn't much room for logic here, right? Dumb luck reigns over all, I know that better than anybody.
>>10873972
Exactly, modify the likeliness of a arena event to happen so that there will be at least one per game guaranteed.
And we have our winner!
>>10873978
Could you be any less vague?
>>10873982
Logic does not exist inside the arena!
>>10873991
YEAH MY WAIFU
Congratulations!
>>10873996
>Congrats and thanks for hosting Youmu
>>10873991
And there you have it! I don't know what's better; luck or skill. Thankfully I have both! I'm bound to start winning soon, I just need my own luck to start kicking in.
>>10873991
Thanks for hosting!
Congratulations, Shirai, you lucky little bit-
>Grumbles under her breath.
First place, but the most kills this game goes to Malon.
>>10873996
Thanks and congrats, even though I wasn't in the game.
>>10873996
Congratulations.
>>10874002
Thanks for hosting.
>>10874002
Inching my way closer to the finish line. Thanks for the game. Oh, and congratulations.
Is there a big Secret Ava picture yet?
>>10873991
The outcomes never ceases to amaze me, Congratulations on beating the brute of a woman lass. And to the ghost-host, how about a mug of ale eh?
>>10873991
>>10873996
>>10874002
Victory at last! My days of failure has come to an end!
>>10873997
>>10874001
>>10874003
>>10874005
>>10874006
>>10874009
Thank you! It felt good to choke that tramp! Ohohoho!
Summary.
Thanks to all who played. As well as those who lurked cause they missed it.
>>10874003
I may host another if no one else steps up.
Now to work on that win card.
>>10873996
>>10874002
An interesting winner and an unexpected serial killer. There were fights with only losers, nightmares, dysentery and a gangrape so things like congratulations and thanks might have to be spared.
>thanks for real though
>>10874002
I didn't do the best this time around...but I'll get it next time.
Thanks for the game.
>>10874007
No?
I literally ca
>>10874040
n not stop sucking cocks.
>LF
>>10874040
H-haha are you okay?
>>10874041
What a coincidence! ME NEITHER! COCKS ARE GREAT!
>KK
post minimascots
>>10874070
So like people who represent SAW in anyway?
>>10874074
no
minimascots you nerd
https://userstyles.org/styles/85301/minmascot-for-4chan
>>10874074
...
>farts
Is Hoshi here?
>>10874126
Cecilia#7042
>>10874016
>>10874139
Is that a really, really tiny little Youmu?
>>10874142
Yes. I sneak a tiny Youmu into the wincards in random spots. No clue why I started doing that. But it became a habit.
>Sits in the corner menacingly
On the last day of your stay at hotel put up the "Do not disturb" sign. Hotel employees aren't allowed to disturb you and no one can make you check out
>>10874165
so they'll call the police to get you out, good plan
>>10874165
Management can though.
>>10874161
Woah, you look like something that nerdy Double-D would make.
Any one else going to step up and host?
>>10874161
>carbides the fuck outta your ass
>>10874182
Response unclear. Tributes stuck in arena.
24 again! Will bump if needed.
>>10874194
Lara Croft
>>10874194
Eddy
>>10874194
Wait... Image limit! Making a new thread.
>>10874194
Jiro Hitoyoshi
>>10874194
skimmer
>>10874207
CUTE
>>10874206
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>10874210
W-What?
>>10874194
Twiss
>Female
>>10874194
Dead Metal
>>10874194
Shirai Kuroko
>>10874139
And saved, thank you! Going for another one!
>>10874194
Deku
>>10874194
Hiyoko Saionji
>>10874317
forgot pic
>>10874194
Wakka "Better dead than Al Bhed" Besaid
>>10874194
Doppo