/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #91: Education Edition Previous Th

The shit poster stopped posting. Idk if he was banned or if his mom made him clean his room. But stop posting the thread so early cause now we have 2 live theads up and the first is still 40 posts away from kill.

>>10867748
I do it because there's generally no intervention but to move on. But I think he ran out of monster girl pictures and couldn't keep "teaching us a lesson".

But at least we can now limit it down to one person. The same shitposter who always whines about monster girls or non-pony satyrs.

>>10867854
I'm pretty sure all of the shit posting is one guy. But what i mean is don't make the new thread until like post 285 or 290. We still have like 38 posts left now and 2 threads.

>>10867936
Yeah, I get where you're coming from.

>>10867854
>>10867936
>It's only one single person in the entire world who doesn't like my autism and what I have done to the Satyr general
You can go fuck yourself if you seriously believe that.

>>10869541
>Wanting us to belive we have 2 autistic crybaby anons who will shit post a thread to death because we dare to talk about things we like

Are you an autistic cry baby anon?

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I can get posting pics when it's, like, 10-20 posts left until bump limit, but that is just ridiculous.

Also
>>10869541
This.
>>10870076
You really need pull your head out of your ass and take a long and hard look at some of the shit you like. Some of it could be on the top 10 list of the most autistic things created in this fandom.

>>10870076
Don't respond for any reason, my friend.
He'll just kick, scream, lie and deny, even when it's so obvious he couldn't trick a flat earther.

>>10872739
This is a satyr.

>>10874163
It most certainly is.

>>10874163
It's a pile of monster freak shit.

>>10874907
This is a satyr.

>>10875068
Fuck off.

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Have a rare sexy satyr.

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>>10875962
She is indeed a very sexy satyr. I'd like to see more stuff of her.

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Behold, the most monstrous daughteru ever conceived.
In honor of everyone's favorite poster.

>>10876790
Is she the daughter of that Starbound planet?

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>>10876790
This feels like the equivalent of shitting in your pants and then saying, "Yeah, I sure showed you."

>>10876881
Nah, the Ruin was specifically tentacles and very purple.
Just a random flesh planet. The concept is old and appears in many setting. But if you play with the Frackin' mod, maybe one of the atropus worlds.

>Reminder that one of the critters that spawn on the Ruin is internally called eggcellcritter, and one of the scenery objects is tentacleegg.
>tfw the Ruin is a girl.

>>10876934
Kek

>>10876104
>>10875962
Who here hyped for Milk Fest 2017? Which satyrs are going? Which satyrs will partake in minotaur milk drinking?

>>10877615
I guess no one is.

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Satyrs.

>>10879394
That's a rare satyr.

>>10876790
>Tfw no eldrich abomination daughteru that shreds the sanity of all that look upon her merely by her very existence.

Don't blame Anon, he's a simple man. He sees a whirling dimensional vortex or rip in space-time and he just has to stick his dick in it. Now if only he could get that pesky cult to stop following her around.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=w3Luf2s8AiQ

>>10878739
>Insert Rarity at diamond dog con alone in sea of empty seats

>>10879907
>Don't blame Anon, he's a simple man.

>Anon moves onto her and teases a patch of flesh into growing into a nice little cabin for himself.
>Frequently reads to her, plays with her via a small patch of random grasping appendages, and imparts lessons on life and morality such as why it's wrong to consume worlds full of intelligent life.

https://raw.githubusercontent.com/sayterdarkwynd/FrackinUniverse/master/sfx/ambiance/atropusambiance6.ogg

>>10879907

>"Dad, how did you and mom meet? I mean you're a mostly hairless ape from a backwater planet on the rough side of the universe, while she's a being whose true form spans both space and time and is beyond even the most unhinged of mortal's imagination or understanding."
"True, we're not your usual married couple."
>"Then there's the age gap. You're thirty-seven and she's almost fourteen-billion years old."
>"Yeah, but I like older women, and she has such interesting stories about how the Big Bang wasn't all it's cracked up to be."

>>10855729
This will come across as bitching, but I can't see them being like that at all.

>>10881492
>married
Does Anon now have increased longevity so he can see his girl grow up from a little moonlet to a big strong planet?

Satyr

>>10889772
Coffee Fox?

>>10891479
It's an old pic. Don't think the guy ever did more than the one satyr.
Maybe a random drawthread request that got taken or something.

Page ten again.

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The age-old question: do you get yourself genderswapped so you can play with your stallion son's giant dong without turning him gay, or do you just get it over with and bump his balls?

>>10893029
I'd do neither. but if Snapshot was my son then I'd take every opportunity to playfully punch him in the shoulder and call him a faggot.

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>>10893213

>Snapshot rubs his arm.
>"Ah, too hard."
>You chuckle and punch him again.
"Come on, I'd have thought you'd be used to getting fisted, princess. Oh and by the way, your butt-buddy called earlier and asked if you were coming to baseball practice today. I told him yes."

>>10866842
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
When's the last time this link has been edited?

>>10893379
Like, 5ever.
You'd be better off checking Anonpone. It gets updates from time to time.

>>10893029
Always with the nonstop incest... Can't be a random satyr dude, nope. It must be your own kid every single bloody time.

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I don't particularly care for barnyard satyrs, but I need to know

Is there one who is a product of actual horsefucking?

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>>10895599
This rare one, and the Epona satyr.

>>10895599
Those are gigantic horses. I suppose if there were wild horses it could happen though.

>>10895683
>Those are gigantic horses
Are you sure it's not just a really small chick?

>>10897375
Wouldn't it have made more sense to post this in /sat/ since it is more feelsy than lewd?

>>10897753
the breads arent mutually exclusive

>>10897815
>>10866842
>This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about the steamier and lewder affairs of these lusty abominations
>dedicated to the steamier and lewder affairs
What part of that are you not getting?

>>10898036
Dedication != Exclusivity

>>10897753
Maybe pregnant is their fetish?

>>10898475
Would be totally understandable if it was a satyr and not a pony.

>>10898893
My fetish is impregnating my daughterus.

>>10898893
Do we have any pregnant satyr stuff? Might be a lack of that fetish.
More likely i'm just overthinking it.

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Slow day.

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Remember to give your daughteru a nice protein snack after her workout.

So what satyrs have been to Manehatten?

>>10909702
Utah didn't become a farmer or a gunslinger.
He became a clerk in the city. His mom doesn't talk about him much these days.

Morning

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>>10912370
Some satyrs just aren't morning people.

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>>10912880
It must be tough having a nocturnal daughteru who wakes up as you're getting ready for bed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gopyByrAtY

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>>10913255
At least it means you'll have a passionate send off each night, and wake up to comfy cuddling each morning.

>>10913291
But what if she's mixing with the wrong crowds or underage drinking while you're asleep? What if she injects a whole marijuana and overdoses because of peer pressure?

>>10913344
Lets be honest, since you were taking care of her as a baby, you've probably long since adopted a nocturnal schedule for her benefit.
Dadfu right, and she'll know everything you do has her best interests in mind, and she'll go with it.

>>10913291
Yuzu has such pretty eyes. If I was her dad, I'd buy her a ruby necklace to match.

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>>10913401
And thus began Yuzu's insatiable lust for booty.

>>10913401
That's a pretty cute thought, yo.

>>10913401
I wonder what sort of style would suit her? Gold or silver, simple and elegant or more ornate and intricate? What accompanying stones would there be if any?

>>10913573
I'd say the best match would be silver with elegant engravings.
And no accompanying gems, way too easy to go from fancy to tacky with jewelry if you get carried away.

Up

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Daughteru has entered her first estrus.
Will you help?

>>10917237
>>10895105

>>10917691
The correct answer is to buy her a dildo and teach her about self control like a lady who has self respect.

Geez, why you gotta make weird assumptions? Is there something you'd like to tell the class?

Slow

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PULL!

>>10917237
Of course.

>>10924768
"Like this, Cider." you gently state, dragging a finger up the satyrs puffy vulva.
>"That's only... makin' it worse, pa!" she says, breath catching in her throat.
"It'll get better once you do it for a bit. Try playing with this." you tell her, gently gripping her inflamed, winking button.
>Her whole body shudder and twitches at the unfamiliar, tingling sensation.
>Releasing her, Cider immediately brings her hand down, before pulling it back with a yelp.
"Those parts are sensitive, sweetheart. Be gentle with yourself."
>"Aww, come on, pa. Can't ya just do it for me?"
"Well, maybe just this once."

Bed time bump.

>>10927866
Bamp

>>10925281
unf

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So you've just received your buns from the Human Genetic Retention Program, and may be confused as how to proceed.
Perhaps you've already experienced parenthood, or maybe this is your first rodeo.
Either way, we're here to help.
Buns are eager and willing to be bred by their husband as often as he chooses. There is, in the mind of your buns, no such thing as too many kids.

Perhaps you're afraid that you'll be unable to provide or be there for such an ever growing mass of children. Don't be.
Buns are natural experts at child care, and can juggle many children each along with whatever normal duties you assign them, and do it all for next to no money.
Does understand that their bucks time is valuable, and know you can't spend every waking hour with each kit they pump out.
Just sit back, relax, and let them do all the work.

Perhaps your main issue is worrying how any other girls in your herd or resultant offspring you've already got may react.
That's not an issue either.
Buns are naturally friendly, communal beings who readily integrate themselves into the family unit, and bring with them an industrious attitude towards maintaining their new home. Your family will grow to love them, guaranteed.

Remember, bun culture deeply romanticizes large, happy families, unified under their given patriarch.
Treat them well, breed them till their ovaries dry up, and they'll ensure you're happy and comfortable.

>>10930254
LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>>10930254
What the fuck did I just read?

>>10930745
A pamphlet for men who end up living in the bunpire.

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>>10930745
An introductory pamphlet for families (mostly the human partner) to read in what to expect with their now live in bun girl (or even rarer bun boy) who will assure their human genes pass on.

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>>10930775
>(or even rarer bun boy)

>>10930808
>Filename
Audible kek

>>10930775
>bun boy

>Buckthorn gulps, looking down at the naked woman lying before him on the bed with her legs spread.
>She bites her lip and invites him closer with her seductive gaze.
"Oh boy, I guess this is it, Buck... Today's the day you go from being a bun boi to a bun man."
>The woman smirks as he stands up straight with resolve.
>"Come on, handsome. Come fuck me like the sexy beast you are.
>Buckthorn nods.
"Thanks, mom, I will."

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>>10931122
Thats not how the bun relocation program works mang. The point is spread the bun genes to as many non relatives as possible. Sure they do lots of casual NSA sex with senpai but not with the goal of impregnation. And mostly between siblings.

>>10931247
He has to learn how to be a sex god from somebody. Who better than from his mother, who won't judge him and will gently help boost his confidence?

>>10930775
>or even rarer bun boy
Human women basically have the offers to join this harem or that one just pour in.
They can easily be with the one of the most desired bucks in the empire of they so choose, and they're likely to gravitate towards favored wife.

>>10930775
No one likes boy buns.

>>10931820
Bun boys are expected to serve in the military. They are forged in fluffy fire.

>>10931279
This guy gets it.

>>10930745
Pure autism from a fetishfag.

>>10933058
t. Brony

>>10933121
>Implying that loving ponies in a pony fandom is as autistic as creating an entire fucking empire filled with inbred rabbits.

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>>10933844

>>10934271
Nice 71 get, friend

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Make sure to diddle your kiddle.

up

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Real talk. How many satyrs would you create, given the opportunity and income.

>>10941892
73

>>10943117
>Not as many as you can physically pump into wombs
Wow. Legit gay.

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satyrpost

Late night bump.

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Goodnight, /sad/.
Have a new pic.

>>10944900
https://youtu.be/2Qy4EIvvVj4?t=14s

>>10944900
That is just awful.

>>10944900
What is she?
Minotaur?

>>10946531
Theseus. Ariana's son.

>>10946745
Yeah.

>>10946531
Inbred monster crap. Not a joke, that is an inbred OC.

>>10946630
>>10947011
Samefag

>>10947529
>Implying
I would post a screenshot, but you'd just get asshurt and edit it and put a (you) on everything as usual.

>>10947733
>>10947011
>>10946630
Samefag

>>10947529
>>10947760
Don't respond.

>>10950003
Not porn.

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Literally drinking from daughters.

>>10952348
>That pepe meme face
Is she dare I say, /our/ girl?

>>10952796
She's just biting her finger, Anon.

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>>10954232

>>10952348
Because it can never ever be a satyr who is NOT related to you. It must be forced incest every single fucking time now.

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>>10952796

>>10957368
So you're saying you wouldn't cock nurse your new daughter?

>>10958551
Qt.

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>>10931247
buns were made to suffer

>>10960007
Human on satyr is always nice.
Cute expressions on them, btw.

But the perspective is kinda wrong. They're looking up like you're standing, but the view of their bodies relative to the cock makes it look like the viewer is laying down.

>>10960007
Super cute. Nice work and always glad to see more goo girls.

>>10963302
i don't know how i'd fix that.

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>>10964421
Something like so.

>>10964537
that looks like much less minor of a change than i was hoping for.

unless i'm reading what you're trying to say wrong.

>>10964652
Honestly, you'd have to redraw their bodies from the neck down. Sorry.
If you want to make the effort, I'd recommend looking up blowjob pics from the recipients PoV to get a good idea of how their bodies should look in that position.

>>10964706
i thought you were going to tell me where they should be looking instead of up.
or tell me to change the heads.

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>>10964753
Even if you wanted him to be laying instead of standing, and change the eyes to be forwardish, you'd still face the issue that their bodies would be largely behind them, or they're otherwise kinda melding with his legs and through the bed.

Though, I suppose the change would technically be smaller, as you could keep largely the same drawing, and simply shift it so more of the body is behind their heads, and add more blobbing at the base.
If you did a BJ in bed scenario, you could additionally hide some of the anatomy under sheets in the background.

The heads are fine for either possible scenario, but the eyes in the bed idea should be slightly upturned, but not by a huge degree.

>>10964753
>or tell me to change the heads.
You could change them into normal satyrs.

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No page 10 for you, young lady

>>10966324

>"I hate you, you never let me do anything!"

>>10966794
Sombra's doing the best he can.
It's just, you know, he's shit. Give him a break.

>>10958551
Cute!
Whose kid is she?

>>10967435
twinkleshine's.

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>>10964907
i tried, but i don't know if i interpreted the instructions correctly.

>>10969472
Ya did gud, lad. That's pretty much exactly what I was trying to convey.
Only adjustment I'd make from here is to change their eyes to give them a half lidded gaze. And remove the tiny sliver of penis pink left on George's lip.

>>10969543
Them actually looking toward the viewer woul probabl help too

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>>10969543
'kay.

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>>10969778
Nice. This is some premium fap material.

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>>10969778
Very nice work my man. Very nice.

>>10969836
cute af bun

>>10970849
Buns are naturally cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55RwANprhBY

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While receiving buns through the HGR Program obligates you to breed them with a certain frequency, you are also entitled to enjoy their bodies in many other ways.

>>10980556
>Be Anon, Prince of Canterlot and married to Celestia
>Pour yourself a cup of coffee and go out on the balcony to enjoy the morning sun
>Gazing at the view, you suddenly spot something on the royal garden
>A massive statue of your daughter fucking her human boyfriend
>You regret going out on the balcony
If he had glanced towards where the toolshed is, he would have seen Radiance sneaking inside it with a pony maid.

>>10978650
Does that really need to be included in the phamplet? Pretty sure most people can figure that part out.

>>10981799
True, but they have to be sure.

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Put a filly in this filly.

>>10985026
i'd rather ship her with an existing satyr or something.

>>10985603
go on

Fast /trash/ bump.

>>10985603
"Breed that filly, boy."
>"But dad, I-"
"Give me grandkids, son. Now."
>"Yes sir!"

>>10981003
>human
>not minotaur
It's like you're not even trying to break Anon's sanity

Git gud

>>10988484
To change it, which parent would be most excited to here they're going to have grandkids?

>>10990304
>This again
The only one that works with bovines is Utah. He'd probably even work with a yak girl.

>>10990433
What about that other cow girl? Or minotaur? Daedulus? I forget her name

>>10990304
>>10990433
3bh, if my kid couldn't find a human waifu/husbando, I'd probably prefer they went for a minotaur over most other natives.

Besides them keeping some humanness going, I suppose it comes from my headcanon that minotaurs are the most technologically gifted race, and that they culturally have a strong emphasis on the importance and strength of the family unit.

>>10990476
Depends on what she's likes. At least from my interpretation of him, he's someone who is greatly influenced by his father's values. He also inherited his mother's stubbornness to keep it simple.

I do think him, Rory, and Prism should be best friends.
>>10990506
Not how I imagine it.

>>10991301
Well, think how they're generally portrayed in media.

Bulls, when not just played as near mindless beasts, still tend to be very strong and capable fighters.
Tossing away the odd pretense that cowgirls totally aren't minotaurs dawg, they're usually pretty gentle and motherly, though they may or may not still be stronk under the chub.

I spin this in universe to be a somewhat militaristic traditionalist culture with an emphasis on home, family and children.

>>10991550
We talking minotaur culture?

I always saw them as being viking like and having a culture based on milk drinking and celebrating.

>>10992328
Yeah. I kinda see milk being an extremely common thing, due to human size assets with bovine outputs.
Like, it's just a celebration of motherhood thing in my headcanon.

>>10991550
Well he's for the American/Equestrian way. This doesn't include what maybe what Darcy and his siblings instilled in him. Letting him know that saving civilians is always more important than say defeating the villain. If I had to put what his strength is at his peak, it's somewhere between Spiderman and Golden Age Superman. If wondering how tough Supes was, nothing less than a bursting tank shell can possibly penetrate his skin.

I guess it would depend on what minotaurs think of his ideology. They would either love him or absolutely despise him. They would wonder why waste such amazing feats of strength on helping people like he does instead of thinking of a bigger picture of him possibly being something greater like a conqueror.

Then again, this is all coming with the idea of him being a comic hero more than anything else.

>>10994305
What are you even talking about?

>>10990304
>You're not good if you don't write things that pisses others off
Okay.

>>10997166
You have my respect, lad.

Saving

So what kind of parties would satyr go to?

>>11002804
The normal kind.
Satyr was raised well.

>>11005498
Cute!
Is this new?

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>>11005591
Nah, old thing a guy dropped a year or so back.
Just some pokesatyrs, from a guy who wants to be a legendary pokemon breeder.

>>11005769
I remember that guy. I wonder if satyr children can be a thing in other generals. Virizion was a cutie.

>>11002832
Tfw satyr is plain.

>>11005845
If they're not, they need to be.
There's no better way to say you love a character than to want a hybrid with the that you can protect the smile of.

>>11005924
Eh. The appeal of satyr for me is familial in nature.
SoL, family starting family, intimacy, love.
Incest is as far as I go on the kink scale before I search out non-satyr settings that don't have that level of emotional investment.

>>11005972
Tfw anon is plain.

I get you, but I just want some hardcore lewd.

>>11006042
Like what?

>>11006065
I dunno, an Anon x Wheelie in a half pipe or something. As long as it's totally radical I'm game, dude.

>>11006253
>In a Half-Pipe
Looks like we're getting that Macro vore threesome niche market

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Always keep your waifus filled with fresh satyrus.

>>11008492
would work better if you used a satyr that has more than three satyrs instead of one with only one.

>>11008647
*goddammit, i meant a pony that has more than three satyrs.

>>11008718
I would put satyrs in satyrs.
Many of them are prime wife material.

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>>11011217
the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?

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>>11011386
tfw you run pics through deepart.

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>>11011412
neat

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Sick bump.

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The empire has long perfected diets designed ensure optimal health for your unborn kits.
However, many does report displeasure with the taste of said diet, describing it as overly bland.
In all areas, buns thrive on discipline and structure. Do not be afraid to be forceful and dominant, she will respect you for this, and will likely accept that this diet is entirely in her best interest by her third pregnancy.

>>11016237
unf

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>>11016237

>>11016755
>When you show your daughter's fiance her embarrassing childhood photos.

>>11014968
Is stapling a bun's ears together an appropriate punishment to discourage bad behavior?

>>11016909
That's a bit 3bully, Anon.
But a firm, bare bottom spanking is usually good. Don't be afraid to leave light bruising so she'll remember it for a while.

>>11016806
>Son gets his girlfriend pregnant.
>He's a bit young and can take care of his family, but you and wife have to plan a wedding for the two before the pregnancy is obvious.
>Becuase of this stress, you and the rest of the family go out of your way to poke fun at him whenever it's possible.

>>11017153
"So how many grandkids you planning to give me, son?"
>"What? Dad, it was an accident, we're not re-"
"Because I want a lot of them from you. At least a dozen."

Bed bump.

>>11016237
>you will never impregnate your girlfriend while she's peeing on a tree

>>11019277
why live

>>11019994
Why indeed.

>>11019277
I'd much rather it just be that I bred her so senseless that she lost control.

>>11021935
Why not both at the same time?

>>11022176
Because I'm not enough into piss to initiate while she's doing it.

t. guy who wrote the urethra fucking stories.

>>11022176
This guy gets it.

>>11022983
Fair enough.

>>11023911
For the record, those stories were pretty damn fun to write, even if they're non-canon.

>>11024609
The fuck is that supposed to mean, dick? They're canon to me.

And once again Derpibooru has been completely flooded with art. Because uploading one new picture right after you've saved it so you're done with it is apparently more annoying and means more work than spending weeks and months saving hundreds of pics and then spending several hours in a row uploading them all in one day.

A rusty medal to you, Rubber Bung, for having the mind of an idiot. And a shiny medal for actually uploading them. You're doing a good job, I just cannot for the life of me understand your stupid way of thinking.

>>11025163
By the way, I don't think I've ever seen some of those pics posted in /sat/ or /sad/. Are some of those art requests that you kept to yourself? Or do I simply need to upgrade my memory capacity?

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>>11025163
Aww, thanks for the backhanded "compliments", shitposter-san.
And for being a quality contributor.

>>11025567
Many haven't been been posted in years. All credit to Aaron's campaign of requesting art back in the day.

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Wew, lots of good stuff there. Where'd all these come from?

There are a ton of satyr pics there I've never seen before, some from artists I haven't even heard of and many by artists that as far as I know left the satyr threads ages ago.

>>11025654
A few years back, AaronAmethyst set out to expand satyr by contacting tons of artists on DA. Making requests, doing point trades, even a few commissions. That's where these come from.

>>11025719
Why didn't you upload them to Derpibooru before?

>>11025732
Just rediscovered them.

>>11025757
Huh. Well, neat. Lots of new super-rare satyr art!

>>11025611
>You're a shitposter if you don't understand one moron's way of thinking
You really have to explain that one. Seriously.

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>>11025154
As in, the canon of my setting is a quasi-medieval frontier homestead. More out there fetishes doesn't really fit the atmosphere I'm going for, and are only written for a bit of fun.

Other than the incest aspect, my Ariana is pretty vanilla, and focuses on the intimacy of the act.

>>11025892
That would have been so damn cute if it wasn't an arimashit.

up

>>11025611
>Being a prick to a compliment
Well fuck you too.

>>11026301

Ass too fat, or not fat enough?

>>11033216
it's pinkie pie

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>>11033835
Satyrizations happen.

Bed bump.

Page 10

>>11036568

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Good morning, /sad/
How goes your day?

>>11038933
I want to fuck that. No incest though.

>>11039001
I'd fuck Cider, incest or not.

>>11039001
How would you do it?

>>10917237
>"I'm *trying* to get off on the table, daddy!"

>"...That's not what I said and you know it!"

>>11039925
"Guess it's apple-squash soup for dinner tonight."

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>>11040088
Digits back it up

>>11040500
Daddy's little drink dispenser.

>>11041469
Always pushing incest.

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Reminder that smaller girls produce sweeter milk as compensation for the low volume.

>>11045418
True. But minotaurs and cow satyrs like Petunia produce far more milk with a thicker flavor. Both are good choices tho.

>>11045508
They're built for milking, though.
It's very rich, thick and flavorful.

>Reminder that it's not just normal but expected for bulls to nurse from their wife.
>This is especially true when they actually have a nursing child, as it's believed to help father and child bond.

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????

>>11045785
Her butt looks too big
>inb4 ireland
>>11045585
Sounds weird.

>>11045585
Full on nurse? Can't say I see it but I do imagine bulls, minotaurs, and the like drinking lots of milk from legit viking like mugs.

>>11045785
Not familiar with the satyr but I do love me that booty. And satyr x pony is always nice

>>11046039
Full on nurse.
Same guy who headcanons a heavy family focus in their culture.

>Reminder that minotaur bulls tend to be fit and muscular, and the cows tend to be motherly and a little chubby.

>>11046094
>family heavy
No incest for me thank, I'm full. But i do like the idea of cute chubby cow satyrs and minotaurs and mothers.

>>11046160
I literally didn't mean incest, lad, as much as I love it.
I just meant a culture where having kids is celebrated, parents take an extreme interest and involvement in their kids lives, and people commonly have as large a family as they can support.

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Chubby moos are the best.

>>11049787
The most notorious asset thief in Equestria!
Good pic, lad.

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>>11049053
Petunia is a good girl.

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>>11047432
Was there ever a back story to this cutie? I know we joked it was a female snapshot snek but I dont recall anything else.

>>11049053
They very much are Anon. I wnat more milk fest content.

>>11050266
She is a huge cutie that is for sure.

>>11050349
What even would go on at milk fest?
I kinda just imagine it as something like a standard cultural festival in celebration of motherhood. There's parades of pregnant cows, standard games and trinkets, and a lot of dairy based food and drink.

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>>11051211
Little head canon on Milk Fest for me was it started as a celebration of Minotaur males who risked life and limb defending their territories in ancient times. And as time goes on became more of a big party celebrating the women and motherhood.

As for what goes on I imagine it would just one big party with lots of milk based treats and similar to what you said, games, fun, and of course lots of lactating pregnant cows. Or just lactating cows and minotauress

>>11051287
Yeah.
I figure it's actually pretty tasteful, and there's generally no touching allowed.
But I figure there's also probably booths tucked off the sides of streets where a guy can take his wife for a quickie.
It's probably with the hope that a bull who's not sure about adding a new member to the family might get caught up in the revelry and just decide to put a calf in her.

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Udder bump.

>>11049053
>>11052753
>Udder shit
That is one way to make a satyr stand out from the crowd and make them look retarded as fuck.

>>11053997
>Hater gonna hate
Stay mad. We're glad. How you feel has less meaning than someone adding a single extra pixel to that pic.

Shhh, huge satyr orgy on page ten. Don't tell anybody, it's a secret.

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>>11054983
That would sound magical

>>11050266
>"I can't believe I have to sit through this crap and pretend to enjoy it just to be able to fuck that pussy."

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>>11055646
He is learning a lesson that all teenage boys learn. You have to fake a lot of shit just to be able to fuck some prime pussy.

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>Tons of arguing and shitposting in the RGRE general
>The retard from here who has his head up his ass is calling everyone a samefagging shitposter if some don't like satyrs there
>He also keeps screaming that everyone who don't like him is the boogeyman from here who doesn't like monster harems and inbreeding
>Because if you don't like inbred monster OCs, then you hate everything in his eyes
This is just depressing.
I get wanting to spread satyrs to other threads so we can get more people to come to our general, but calling everyone shitposters and then posting more satyrs when they ask you to stop is doing the exact opposite.

>>11056014
>We have any control over that
Keep that shit in RGRE

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Moo juice.

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>>11056104
Best juice

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>>11055669
>>11055646
>one of if not the most vanilla couple
>Not saving themselves for marriage.

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>>11056158
All I want is a single comfy, milky electra to live out my life with. Is that so wrong?

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>>11056280
Tfw wrong pic.

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>>11056264
Utah is just a man anon, how can he keep it in his pants when such a sensual, cuddle fuck like this is literally always a few feet away and they live on such a large isolated farm? Something is bound to give in.

>>11056280
>>11056286
She would have massive boobs for sure but in terms of quality would not be as good as Petunia, or even Kimmy. Goat milk is actually unusually sweet.

>>11056014
>Communist
>Satyrs
>Massive trolling
Non issue the post

>>11056318
>>11056318
>>11056318

Made the new thread.

>>11056298
What's the logic that Kimmy's would be higher quality than Ariana's? Since they're both goats and all.

And yeah, got family in the next state over with a goat ranch. Can confirm goat milk is sweet.

>>11056326
Is Ariana really a goat though? I always thought she was an Arimasapi that they just happened to look goat like

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>>11056280
That's why the boy is great. If it wasn't for him, I could easily see how both of those girls could have been another Ariana.

>>11055669
>prime
More like the only one available.

>>11056338
She's half-Arimaspi, not strictly speaking a goat.
Goat-like though.