(NOT) FYXE LABYRINTH
SECRET AVA WEEK-END EDITION
I WILL NEED FIRST 48 ADVENTURERS TO EXPLORE THE LABYRINTH OF THE ULTIMATE DOOM OF THE APOCALYPSE (and other shitty cliched names)
But remember!!
The true Labyrinth lies inside the darkness of the heart!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=923fVDDwaHo
>>10861666
Shy Gal
Lara Croft
Mikasa Ackerman
>>10861666
Anonymoo
>>10861666
A smug anime girl drinking from a cup
>>10861666
The Flash
>>10861666
Sombra
Jenny
>>10861666
Qurupeco
>>10861666
10K
>>10861666
Veigar
Satsuki Kiryuin
>>10861666
Inferno Knight Cop
Schmendrick The Magician
>>10861666
Gin Ichimaru
Elias Ainsworth
>>10861666
GotY
>>10861666
Sackboy
Maxwell
>>10861666
Karin Kanzuki
>>10861666
Trevor Belmont
Fistroman
>>10861666
The Whalers
Evil sportacus
>>10861666
Sakuya Izayoi
Beltboy
>>10861666
Patchouli
Tidal Tempest
Eusine
Baiken
Hifumi Takimoto
The Lich King
>>10861666
Treat
>>10861666
Fluorette
Joseph Christiansen
Big bald guy
Ja'far ibn Yahya
>>10861666
King of Everything Gilgamesh
Gil Marverde
Pit
An anime girl who has lost a grip on the situation and must now panic
>>10861666
Armstrong
>>10861666
Akashi
MONGOLIAN EXTREME YOGA
Pac-error
Walter
>>10861666
Stannis Baratheon
Impmon
Filler
Thinker
fuck
>>10861788
gladly
>fucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-FhzwelBa0
>You know that you will be rated a literal who when it's time for the final rating on Sunday
WOOMY!
>>10861470 (I'm not sure what your name is)
Hm...for starters, I have this.
>With a puff of purplish smoke, six balls appear, the all powerful Schmendrick takes on the role of jester as he juggles them nigh flawlessly.
I may as well impress with something before my next trick backfires.
>>10861535 (Obviously Not Fyxe)
Dungeon crawling? Seems like that'll be easy enough.
>>10861588 (Inferno Knight Cop)
Well then, Inferno...Knight, I'll go with that for now. It's my pleasure.
>>10861815
Stop making fun of me
>>10861763
Can't wait for you to end it thus.
>>10861807
Woah
>>10861588
>Her eyes look over to the wall just before he swings his word once. The whole wall almost crumbles with the slash of his sword and leaves a huge hole on the wall. However, Satsuki doesn't seem very impressed.
You indeed hold a fearful power right now but what you just did is nothing compared to the true power of a Kamui. I'd say not only you have to contain such strength, you also have to achieve a greater strength, unlock its full potential.
>She walks over to the huge hole he left on the wall, looking down at the rocks.
Make no mistake, I've perfected the art of wearing my own Kamui. I won't open a hole on the wall, I'll open a straight line from one end to the other, concentrating the power where it matters.
>>10861823
Would you cut that out?
>>10861646
Is these usually are, but many of these people are ones I've never seen before. And I've been keeping good track on this place, so it's... a little bit of a surprise to say the least.
>>10861655
...!
>Patchouli looks up from her book to nod at Flourette
Flourette. It's been a little while.
You don't say... I wonder if it's some sort of mechanic to keep fresh blood in the arena. Prevent it from getting too empty. Hmmm.... It's hard to tell. I'll just have to keep observing.
>>10861684
How crass. It's pretty apparent that you might be in the third category, if I were judging.
But I'm not, really.
>>10861823
>shoots the woomer
>>10861847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvhZ4NxpYyU
>>10861826
>Rutel raises an eyebrow at this trick. It's definitely grasped her attention. A smile is forming on her face.
Not bad... Got any more?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk
>>10861860
Are you the old Patchouli?
>>10861823
>cums in the woom
>>10861847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjX70rRtM-g
>>10861886
>yes, it's me. :v What's up?
>>10861885
NUMA NUMA YAY
>>10861815
It's not about the ratings. It's about having fun; doing something new.
>>10861882
Cute
>pets
>>10861823
Woomy!
>>10861845
*The Young samurai look around him, only to find no one around him*
What in the devil?
Did someone just speak to me?
>>10861896
>kissu
>>10861896
Just wondering. I was afraid someone else had picked her up for Secret Ava Weekend.
>huggu
>>10861896
Reply to your DMs once in a while.
>>10861666
>>10861666
>>10861666
Wow. We got the Satanic trips.
What does it mean?
Is Satan going to be the final boss or what??
Damn, I hope he is, it's just a small budget game and I need that kind of advertising.
Anyway you guys look all very courageous, but if you wanna pussy out, do it now.
Made room for legit UIDS, everyone deserves to play on SAW, be kind.
>>10861914
Ooooooo, I'm a ghost.
>waves arms around
So spooky, ooooooh.
i am going to rp when people from the same source aren't here
>>10861919
I am good to go. This time I haven't left anything at home.
>>10861919
>Sackthing happily waves to his team, and eagerly runs off the screen, clearly ready to get started
>>10861919
We're on the same team again I can see. Show me what you and your Skullketsu can do.
>>10861919
Oh, gosh, the number one spot! Ummm...r-ready...?
>>10861919
All systems are online. I am ready for this.
>>10861919
Moo!
>anonymoo gives the host a thumbs-up
>>10861919
It means, THE MASTER OF EVIL HAS ARRIVED! BWEHEHEH!
>>10861860
Indeed it has.
>Fluorette flashes a quick smile.
It's a relief to see a familiar-and for that matter friendly-face around here at this sort of time. Hm...you mean to dissuade a lack of activity? You may be right, it's been like this ever since yesterday.
Ah, and...welcome back.
>>10861912
Woomy~
>nuzzles
>>10861901
>The girl grabs the man by the wrist, yanking his hand off her head.
Do you mind? I'm getting ready for a fight here.
>>10861919
The one whose fangs are sharpest will win.
Thus, Killing Bites.
>>10861882
>The magician shrugs, but as he does, his hands leave from the path of the flying balls. While normally this would lead to disaster, the balls keep flying as though nothing's changed, Schmendrick even putting his hands in his pockets for effect.
Perhaps I have more. Being a carnival entertaier for years comes with benefits, surprisingly.
>>10861919
At least a trustworthy friend is on my side. The other two I'm not sure about. Magic, do as you will.
>>10861666
Late Kyubey
>>10861919
So this is one of the trials that this dungeon has to offer...I'm ready for it.
آن را در!
>>10861666
Late Eddy
>>10861919
The Hollow and his keeper again. Y'know, we gotta stop meetin' like this.
>Gin turns toward the wizard.
Oh, you're new. You with them, or are you another free spirit like me?
>>10861919
Ready to start when you are
>>10861934
Tell me the source and I'll stop if it's me to give you headroom
>>10861919
Not the most inviting place to find myself in. Scary as it is, nothing will trample The Flash!
>>10861919
>>10861955
>she pokes Sombra's shoulder, looking very displeased about something
Can I ask you not to hack me this time since we're a team now?
>>10861970
>>10861975
>>10861919
>>10861975
>>10861737
Send this minion forth into battle. Your Lord has much to do.
>>10861919
TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF FUN, HONK, HONK!
>>10861919
Damn, there's some nice looking ladies in my team. Happy to be working with 'em.
>Beltboy prepares his arsenal of firearms, and checks his inventory. "Firebombs? Got 'em. Jerky? Check. Bullets? Enough for now"
Let's do this shit.
>>10861919
I'm ready, but that won't matter if the rest is not ready.
>>10861919
Begin when you're ready.
>>10861919
>Once again, Maxwell internally debates whether or not he should enhance himself by adding the adjective "GODLIKE" to himself. For the second time, he comes to the conclusion that he won't be able to earn any Starites if he makes the competition to easy and decides to go in as he is - a regular boy with a magical notebook.
>>10861919
A dungeon, huh? Doubt it'll be too different from any of the dark places I've been to on my travels. Just hope I don't come in contact with any sort of evil beast, dealing with those pesky Pokemon lurking in caves is already a big pain...
>>10861919
Ready to start
>>10861980
2hu
by all means don't let me stop you since a) there's a game going on and b) i'm only a faggot if i actually force you to stop playing
>>10861987
>>10861984
Is it just me or am I actually a pretty good character? I never had so many be so nice to me.
>>10861915
>whacks with tome
How many times do I have to do this to you...!?
>>10861916
>Nah, I don't think anyone else would even be remotely interested.
>>10861919
Oh! Glad to see Sakuya in my district....
>>10861726
>>10861728
Ready to go? I'm going regardless.
>>10861964
Yes, thank you.
>pretty much done reading, she puts the book down, marking her place with a bookmark.
>>10861996
Whatever you're thinking, I'd advise against it.
>she picks up her tome, the pages rapidly flipping
Quite. Let's get started.
>>10862025
>kissu
stay with us!
>>10861860
Gentleness just gets in the way of the point now doesn't it? Harder to get your own feelings hurt when you don't actually care about others', I've come to find out. Whatever you are, I get the funny inclination you're not much human. You know, besides the unnatural purple hair and the magic fucking portals.
>>10861919
Oh nice, Starting already?
>10K downs his cup, setting it aside to grab his pack and rifle.
Let's do this!
>>10861983
Hey look, it's you again.
Don't worry, I already took all I need from you. But you better not get in my way, or you'll force me to use my little friend here.
>Sombra raises her finger and places it on Jenny's forehead.
>It starts to glow
>>10861982
I got a question.
What the FUCK is reverse flash's problem? Why is he such a dick?
>>10861919
>Beta 2
FUCK NO!
It's not a beta! We may have no budget and thus no feast but we've got a proper arena now!
This is a legit FYXE LABYRINTH FIRST EDITION
GOOD LUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma-WJUidpRU
>>10861987
Done!
>>10862011
Better prepare those repel max Eusine! The creatures you'll see here are like Zubats, only stronger!
>>10861930
I'm sure to have my soul spooked out of me
>>10862031
>wait, those last two contradict and I didn't finish my response.
>damnit, i need to be paying attention.
>>10862043
As sharp as your tongue is, you've got a keen eye.
I may not be human, no... But then, humans rarely get to see past a hundred years, or use powerful magic. So I don't consider that a downside.
You hold some...interesting equipment with you. Even from here, I can sense the power behind it. From... that whip.
>>10861964
Yes, thank you.
It's only a theory, mind you... I need to observe further before I make any more statements like that.
>>10862031
Oh, you're one of those book geeks, right? You ain't really my type, but I do got a friend who you'd love.
>>10862083
I call upper bunk
>Beltboy says before they even get into the room. Once they do get in the room, Beltboy instantly dashes onto the top bunk and sits on it
>>10862041
I appreciate it, but I don't really do 'kisses' just reminds me too much of the times with the Kankers.
>>10862083
Why are people shipping me??
>>10862068
Alright.
>she says looking at the finger, while pushing it away slowly
>>10862083
Sure you can trust me, your former self was fun to play.
>>10862083
The contestents here are much more cunning then I thought. If they know there way around, I'll need to be more careful.
>>10862083
It is time for another victor- wah? Unhand me you overfed co-
>An ally has been slain
>>10862083
>Satsuki keeps walking, aware of the person following her like a rat chasing after his cheese.
Let me tell you, I know you're there.
>>10862083
Pretty spooky, if I do say so myself...
>Gin looks around only to realize how truly and utterly alone he actually is. He lets out a sigh as he ventures deeper into the labyrinth.
>>10862083
i'm sorry...
>>10862083
Can we really trust that little guy to keep everyone safe? Or, for that matter, can we trust me not to get us lost?
>>10862083
>Shy staggers forth out of the dark recesses of the alleyway, dazed and confused about what just occurred.
W-What...h-happened?
>Then she glances down and sees the bloodstained knife she's gripping in her hand.
Eeeeeek!
>Her hands fly up to cover the bottom half of her mask, thankfully remembering to drop the blade first so Shy herself doesn't become a second victim. She had no recollection of stabbing the man who dragged her into the alley, but apparently she did. This is going to haunt her for a while.
>>10862083
>For the third time, Lara sees the same person again and again, she doesn't know if it's just a coincidence or if he is following her
This maze is terrible, I've been looking for an exit but I keep bumping on you. Maybe we should team together to increase our chances
>>10862083
That was surely intimidating for them.
>>10862083
>>10861996
>The whalers start fighting each other over who gets bottom bunk
>>10862083
Moo-oo!
>anonymoo desperately grabs the diminutive magician and shoves him into the path of sackboy, running for her life
>>10862083
>as Sackboy spawns a set of rocket-propelled spikes aimed directly at Anonymoo, she picks up the runty wizard and uses him as a barrier!
>shocked by such a sudden turn of events, the burlap bully can only watch as the hefty cow runs off into the distance, shaking the group with each step
>>10862083
>This is what alternative hacking looks like
>It's better not to question it
>>10862031
>>10862098
I've been doing the same thus far myself, but I can't seem to come up with any sort of alternative idea...perhaps this place simply...regularly kidnaps people to sate it's own interests.
How've you been, if I may pry? Even before all...this...
>She gestures at the air briefly.
I haven't had many runins with anyone familiar in quite some time. I'd been wondering if something happened....
>>10862083
You-...you can take my coat, if you'd like. It's pretty warm, if I say so myself.
>>10862083
Hey uh... Occupied? Don't you know the meaning of the word?!
>>10862083
Its just like exploring naraku, minus the demons.
*Passing by a stick, the samurai cast agi, making a torch for himself*
>>10862083
>The mammoth spider scuttles towards Maxwell and Akashi, its evil red eyes gleaming with hunger. As it comes in close, Maxwell goes into his Object Editor and adds the adjective "FRIENDLY" to the spider. It continues to charge towards the duo, but instead of devouring them or wrapping them up in silk it simply nuzzles up against them. For his efforts, Maxwell is rewarded a starite shard.
>>10862143
>Oh.
>>10862083
That...SNORING!
>>10862083
Sheesh, what a close call. Let's get out of here before anything else happens.
>>10862083
-The Flash's methods are unusual but they work! What other villains lie in this strange place? Find out more in The Flash: Treasured Troubles!-
>>10862077
A Reverse Flash? That can't be possible! He must stand for everything that I'm against!
>>10862083
I'm not surprised by what just happened, anonymoo makes for a perfect cushion after all. Oh by the way, I'm still waiting for the bras I ordered.
Sakuya learns after Mokou and becomes an immortal! Quite the unorthodox method but it gets the job done
XJ9 can take showers now? Wow hmm... Okay, I guess it's all part of some cool new upgrade, whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_z3yLcVfsU
>>10862105
BECAUSE YOU'RE POPULAR
AND NOW THAT YOU'RE A DEATH MACHINE, OH BOY I CANNOT IMAGINE
>>10862172
>>10862123
You woke up the lady, Treat!
I want to hug Mokou
>>10862190
Sigh, today just isn't my day.
>>10862190
>He laughs to himself, realizing the error he made.
Well that's just fine by me! I think I'd prefer chocolate, all things considered!
>>10862131
You guys can do whatever you gotta do, but don't bug me.
>Beltboy takes off his leather jacket, takes out a dirty magazine and starts to read it
>>10862190
Why do I gotta handle the food? I'm a fighter, not a bartender
>Beltboy complains, as he carries a sack full of food over his shoulder
>>10862190
Hello there, are you looking for someone?
Maybe I can help you....
>>10862190
Maybe you guys aren't fit for adventure.
How about picking up another hobby.
Modelling?
Modelling is pretty cool. I can see some of you having a great career with that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRqf4j-RRxY
>>10862190
Pandora's behind this somehow, I'm sure of it
>>10862190
Moo...
>oh how the tables turn. anonymoo bleeds out on the floor after being slaughtered by the magician.
>her eulogy will be fairly ironic.
>>10862190
Sheesh, what a talker this other Moe is. He's saying some pretty nasty things too. It's better to just ignore what he's saying and move on.
>>10862190
How unexpected, I dig so much that I encounter myself, in hell.
>>10862190
>Shy gasps and falls to her knees at the sight of such an atocity of mankind. Trembling, she points a shaky finger at it (one covered by her sleeve of course). Her voice is similarly shaky.
W-W-W-What's t-that...!?
W-Woomy?
>>10862190
>Satsuki digs down and finds Satsuki
:thinking:
>>10862190
>After placing the C4s, Lara takes a few step backs and triggers the explosion. She heads inside and find an antic and magic mirror that allows her reflection to lives.
>>10862190
>I guess 10K becomes like pic related?
This.. This is temporary right? We're not actually going to stay like this? These games are weird.
>>10862190
>Eddy feels the power coursing through his veins, he was finally able to actually fight his own fights.
Anyone who isn't a total jerkwad has nothing to fear!
>>10862172
Please forgive me, miss...
>>10862190
>Leaves the bazooka for someone else to pick it up.
>>10862190
EEP!
>She slaps the knight, before re-engineering her hand to become a shovel to push the knight out before stopping and realizing that she wasn't really naked nor was she taking a bath
...This is awkward.
>>10862178
>>10862083
That required...significantly less skill than I expected. Good work though.
>>10862190
Agh...the one time an attack spell works...figures.
>>10862223
Shame 'bout the feisty noble. Was lookin' forward to fightin' with her again.
>He looks around once more, still hopelessly alone.
>>10862190
-Traps, tight corners, tighter hallways, oh my! For anyone else this may dismay them from continuing. But The Flash will not rest until he gets to the bottom of this! Look at him zoom as he effortlessly outruns a boulder!-
>>10862190
Now this is more I like it,.
>>10862190
Alright this is what I'm taking about-...
*Looking at his gauntlet, the gauntlet displays the swords stats*
*A power of 510, however a low hit rate*
Hoy this really not worth the risk
*Walter discards the sword*
>>10862190
G-get out of here now! Just because we are in a dungeon, doesn't mean common courtesy should be thrown out the window!
>>10862234
No! No woomy!
>>10862103
Geek? I am far more. I'm a magician, a master of the magic arts at that.
Who is this friend? A fellow mage perhaps?
>>10862083
It's hardly fine-dining... But it'l d-
Gwah..!
>Patchouli, caught off guard, is knocked out, and dragged into the maze
>>10862143
Hard to say, but... I do find that theory interesting.
Myself? I've been quite well, actually. It has been warm in Gensokyo, but the library stays cool as ever. Apart from a few outings, I've been inside.
That and testing these portal scrolls for regular use. They seem to be working wonderfully.
>>10862190
>>10862230
You're in our basement, actually. And that's a mirror.
>>10862190
>Scouting the place was the Whalers' speciality.
>>10862219
We shall scour this maze, every nook and cranny.
>>10862190
>as soon as the sackthing and his skeletal compatriot stepped into the damp, dark room, they are suddenly shrunk, and besieged by insects, all at the same time! What horror!
>thankfully, with a custom-made vehicle made from assorted bits and bobs, the two plow through hordes of bugs, all of them popping into clouds of lint and felt, and reach the exit, where a finish line awaits!
>thw two of them are awarded around 13,000 points of their efforts.
>>10862083
Zubats?! Oh no, those Pokemon are already a huge annoyance, and you tell something way bigger than them lives in these dark halls? Maybe it would have been wise to bring the repels after all...
>>10862190
>trying to study the dungeon halls, Eusine fails to notice the man next to him, and bumps right into him, sending the poor soul into the slime pit of doom.
O-oops, please forgive me! Here, I'll try and help you ou-
>One look into that pit, and it doesn't take long for Eusine to realize saving him is hopeless.
>>10862083
Well, this just fucking figures!
>>10862098
Aye, you could say that. Sorta the point of my job at that. Already making this easier on me than it was with that demon from before, too. Aye, you could say it's got a power. Blessed, blessed, blessed some more, and a slew of others things I don't think you need to be privy to.
>Trevor flashes a quick, humorless grin
Let's just hope you don't give me reason to use it, eh? I'm not here to debate what species is better.
>>10862190
>>10862264
It helps when you're not even the person the damn thing was pointed at, you know that old man?
>>10862260
You said it mister pointy hat dude. I mean, I'm pretty sure there was a good answer to the puzzle, but smashing it is just a decent way around the problem.
But who can complain, we ain't dead just yet.
Post wallpapers
>>10862223
You know, the mouth of truth often say a lot of stupid shit but I agree... That arabian guy is something else...
*blushu*
Ahem, sorry I forgot myself
Anime girls have no souls nor intelligence sackboy you should have known this.
Or maybe... maybe she lost her soul and that's why there is nothing???
Spooky.
Please wait your time before using the WC, I know there arent a lot but come on
>>10862225
Do you have the bras I ordered? I broke another one yesterday... I need an extra large.
>>10862258
Don't worry Jenny, he's the only one who saw you, it's not like that dungeon was covered in cameras everywhere, you have *nothing* to fear trust me...
:)
>>10862283
Yeah... like slimes
Stay away from those
>>10862324
>Fight is the completely wrong word.
Ummm...y-you can have it. I don't mind, r-really...
>>10862324
>Rutel knocks loudly on the door.
Helloooo? Anybody in there? I haven't gone in a while and it's probably a good idea to take this opportunity now, so speak up before I bring the door down!
>>10862324
>Jenny is too busy praying to her plank god to listen to the foxdog's lies
Oh what do you want me to do oh Planky lord of planks!
>She then realizes what the foxdog said
Wait what do you by that?
>>10862324
>Sackboy figures this drab, empty void could do with some sprucing up, and spawns in a couple of fancy lights, cakes, beds, beer bottles and bouncy rubber band balls.
>like, a lot of bouncy rubber band balls.
>>10862271
Fine, "magic" geek. Whatever ya wanna be called. My friend's name is Lanks. He's also a nerd like you. He wears glasses, a poncho and has a big red nose.
>>10862273
I guess you're a pretty good scout then, right? If you find any dirty mags, I'll take 'em off you hands.
>>10862324
Really? C'mon, this food job sucks.
>>10862324
Finally! Y'know, it's 'bout time–
...Well would ya lookit that! Suddenly, I'm all right with bein' alone again!
>>10862324
Hey Eddy! What's... Hey wait, why are you upside down? The hell is this?
>>10862233
>>10862190
I...I think it may be for the best if you averted your gaze, and...perhaps covered your ears for what's to come, miss.
>>10862271
But for the moment, well...a theory is all that it is, yes?
...It's summer there, too? What an odd little coincidence...it seems to be an especially warm one in the particular region I'm staying at, but the shines I stop by make it bearable.
>She laughs awkwardly for a moment, tugging at her sleeve in a familiar nervous gesture.
Those...portals, as they were. What're they for. I, well, of course getting about, but..."why" I suppose?
>>10862324
>The entirety of the mixtape he made was pretty much the equivalent to elevator music that he made exclusively for his talk show; The Moe Show.
>>10862190
>>10862220
(I can't tell if this is Sombra. If I've gotten the wrong person, just ignore me.)
>Maxwell receives quite the fright when he sees the lady standing before him, enough to cause him to fall onto his butt. Despite this, his friendly smile remains firmly planted on his face.
Oh, no thanks lady. I'm just taking a tour!
>>10862324
>Unsatisfied with the mouth of truth's assessment of his appearance, Maxwell adds the adjective "GOOD-LOOKING" to himself. The mouth of truth's jaw then drops to the floor and its tongue rolls out of its mouth, a classic cartoon antic.
That's better!
>>10862322
Here's the original
>>10862324
H-Hoy are you two looking at this!?
What form of vile magic is this!?
>>10862324
The Arena is filled with cameras you say. Thank you for this info, I'm gonna go have some fun with those.
>Sombra waves away and disappears
>>10862324
>Lara's torch has been off for a couple of minutes now and she is trying desperatly to light it up again. Suddenly she hears a match lighting and sees a man right in front of her. She jumpscares and unholsters her guns.
Don't move anymore! Who are you and what are you doing here?!
>>10862324
The effort was worth the trouble, every last second of it.
>Satsuki is unaware if these are 2 gold coins for each of them or 2 gold coins for both of them. For this reason she doesn't pick even one coin.
Buy yourself something fancy, Akashi, I have Bakuzan and Junketsu.
>>10862354
Just a little something for ya.
I wonder if my game will be rpable or not given the theme
>>10862324
I'm flattered, but looks will not help me survive here. Perhaps you can tell me which way is the right passage to the top?
>>10862324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8t2VxWLGbI
>>10862386
>implying anybody rps to games anyways
>>10862324
Moo!~
>anonymoo hands fyxe an identical bra to the one she's wearing currently. built with super-strength elastic, it guarantees to never snap!
>>10862324
>Akashi doesn't seem to be happy with the rewards given to her
Gold coins? How am I supposed to buy things with these? Is this a video game world?
>>10862306
Yet being the operative word. Let's not get too ahead of ourselves, shall we?
>>10862324
It's almost better than the carnival food.
But at least the carnival rats were peppered.
>>10862395
This game begs to differ
*BLOCKS YOUR MOUTHERBOARD*
>>10862298
-The Flash stops on a dime when he was addressed. A younger, odd dressed man stands before him! Just who is this mysterious man?-
You speaking to me, son? You're looking a little winded there. Need some help?
>>10862324
I've lived long enough to know all of this. I also know that not everyone will act on it!
>>10862324
I'm sorry Sombra, my Labyrinth has shit taste. It's not my fault though, I used Asgore's DNA to make it, please understand...
Seems like Eddy just can't keep a body more than one day before changing it.
Nobody.
I mean
NOBODY
likes Destiny 2
>>10862354
I meant that you can be as wacky as you want, nobody's watching. Especially not Japan or the USA.
That sound? It's not a camera silly, I'm just making some coffee... Yeah it's a strange cofee machine I know.
>>10862368
Hey. That was pretty neat. People loved that. Can you put another one?
>>10862396
Wow thank you! Ahem, how much was it by the way. I kinda forgot. I'll make sure to try it once I'm done hosting
>>10862390
Sure you go right
then right
and right
and right again
Trust me, it's a weird labyrinth
>>10862324
>>10862347
...!
>Treat got so nervous that she couldn't answer, so instead of answering she gets up, puts her pants on, and opens the door
A-All yours now...
>>10862369
A kid like you shouldn't go around this place unarmed.
Here, have something I found. it's not quite my style but I think it'll fit you better.
>Sombra hands Maxwell the Infinity Bazooka she found earlier
Just don't use it on me, and you can consider me your friend. Just say the name, and who knows, maybe I'll show up. Adios.
>Sombra turns her neon tattoos off and dissapears into the darkness.
>>10862435
I want to cuddle and fuck this woofer.
>>10862362
Ummm...o-okay...
>Shy does as instructed, covering her ears (but not her eyes) with her sleeved hands as she continues to kneel on the ground.
>>10862433
>Shy does this by shakily walking up to the man and trying to initiate a conversation.
Ummm...h-hello.
>>10862433
Hey, it was only necessary y'know.
>>10862433
Hey, don't call a machine strange, it's making you coffee right? Then it's not really strange.
>She says, ignoring the pink mist as it doesn't effect her at all
>>10862433
Sure. Okay, why not? I don't know what the heck you're supposed to be, but ya look like a thing that would appreciate a healthy dose o' wall jerky.
>>10862298
We'll see, I guess. It all depends on the species, I know plenty. I hope you weren't coming to this arena to be a drunkard and pass out under a tree.
>>10862324
My, my... This is where they go then...
>>10862357
I'd like to be called by my NAME. It's Patchouli, for the record.
What makes you think we would get along? Simply by first impression, no doubt.
>>10862362
>she nods
The warmest Gensokyo has been in a few years. The rest of the mansion has been.. well, enjoying it to the best of their ability.
..What they're for? Well, to get places faster. Why else? I was interested in making more after helping a certain person here, and now... I just make them for convenience sake.
>>10862433
S-sakuya... What did this do to me...? SakuyaaAAA
>>10862433
>>10862435
Hey. Thanks.
>Rutel gives the little pupper a pat on the shoulder before stepping into the washroom and shutting the door behind her. It the bathroom, however, she becomes captivated by a magic mirror above the sink.
>>10862453
Stay the fuck away from her she's mine
>>10862433
It's as if I'm looking through a window to another dimension. Better steer clear.
>>10862433
-What seemed to be a normal bite turns out to be so much more! The Flash falls to his knees, his skin becoming paler, his teeth sharper! What will become of the old Flash?-
>>10862433
>Lara heads first telling them to stay behind. She walks and a tile falls activating the trap. As soon as she sees the mist coming she hands them gas masks and tell them to put them on and close their eyes. A few minutes later, the mist disappears and everyone is in their child form.
W-what happened? This is the first time I see something able of doing this. We need to counter the effects of it, we can't stay like that forever
ntr > furry shit
>>10862433
>One of the whalers writes down in a diary
>"Today was a good day"
>>10862411
Well, yeah. I'm not dumb now. Are you implying that I'm dumb?
>>10862474
Fuck you nerd
>steals one of the woofer's bras
>>10862324
>He wanders over to the pile of Eusine corpses, and flips one over to look at his face. Lifeless.
You know, these guys are pretty handsome if I do say so myself. Looks like their taste in fashion was superb! I just wonder how on earth they ended up here...and why they all look like me.
>>10862433
Moo.
>anonymoo snorts, and dismisses the notion that fyxe should pay with money...
>>10862433
What in the devil it's me.... I never realized how good I look. That might explain the actions of those female demons
*Walter smirks*
Alright doppelganger you're off the hook for now
>>10862433
You know... Watching him fall like that, I can't help but think maybe this wasn't the best idea...
>He looks up to Mikasa.
Like, seemed funny at first, but now I feel bad,
>>10862433
>Maxwell shrugs, then writes "TREASURE CHEST" within his notebook. Before his eyes another treasure chest appears, this one loaded with real gold. He takes a handful of coins, but then puts them back inside of the chest, realising he much prefers the chocolate coins over real gold.
>>10862444
>The bazooka is a little heavy for Maxwell, so he drops it to the floor and adds the adjective "STRONG" to himself. Once he does that he picks the bazooka back up. It feels as light as a feather to him!
Hey, thanks! Although you can keep it, I can make one of these mys-
>Maxwell stops talking once he realises Sombra has disappeared. He scratches his head, then continues on his way.
>>10862433
>Without any shame or hesitation, Satsuki plants a sweet, long kiss on Beltboy lips. At the same time she takes this opportunity to suck some of his blood to revitalize her body and use Junketsu.
>>10862433
???
>>10862538
>adds the adjective
what the hell, you can do that now?
>>10862433
>>10862504
Hoy don't touch that!
You never know if an zombie might pop out!
>>10862494
>Asgore
Both are shit.
>>10862433
AAAAAHHHHH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCK2YF4iPxk
Damn I didn't expect an Arena event this quick, was it because of the prayers I did yesterday during Fyxe Island?
FUCK YOU LABYRINTH!!! STOP ACTING LIKE A SHITTER!!
And welp, I'm sorry to break your immersion but I totally fucked up that event, don't worry though, the power of broken events protect you. Isn't that cool?
>>10862505
How I am supposed to pay if not with money? Do you want beer maybe? Or a bra from my own collection?
What with the grin? I don't like the implications you're making
>>10862469
You're right. By the way I know you can't drink coffee, but would you like some fuel?
I'm the one offering it
>Her hand appears out of thin air and hands her a cup
>>10862538
Can I have... A chocolate...?
Please?
>>10862497
I never implied such a thing. I'm sorry if you took offense anyway, Mr...?
>>10862433
I...I think I'm going to be sick...
>>10862538
>Wrties "FAST AGGRESSIVE CANNIBAL HUNGRY CARNIVORE SLIME"
>>10862581
>Lara gets on her knees first and begs loudly saying she has a mistery to discover and a world full of secret to explore, she explains the death of her friends and family. Finally, the walls decide to crush the other tribute.
>>10862581
M-Moo!
>anonymoo regrets leaving her sentence there. she would much rather have a legendary fyxe plush!
>>10862421
I'm pissed, not daft! You were the bastard that activated the trap that killed that woman over there, weren't you? Who else would've been able to move out of the way after triggering it?
>>10862472
...Huh. Well that's an oddly-specific choice of words. If I'd any other choice I'd likely would be. Unfortunately for me, there's demons afoot, and somebody's got to keep those things in line whether he likes doing it or not. Red hair, dressed like a slut, flat as a board. One of yours'?
>>10862581
Are you serious!? I was on the john! That's just uncalled for!
>>10862581
U-Ummm...y-you're a really sweet and forgiving maze...?
>Despite being misidentified, the labyrinth/dungeon accepts Shy's words and allows her to go free without dying.
>>10862581
>Gin pushes the fourth wall to the side.
No worries, host. We've all had our fair share o' technical difficulties. Why, I had an omake series all to myself and they were - more or less - difficulty after difficulty.
>>10862543
Aw shit, I felt like you sucked the life outta me!
>However, she actually did suck the life out of Beltboy. Beltboy's skin turns pale and he falls over, lifeless
>>10862472
Yeah yeah, whatever. You and Lanks both are nerds, right? You'd be perfect for eachother.
>>10862581
>Rigged, Eddy has the most loud yells.
>>10862581
>after walking around for a while, the sack comes up to a forked path. As Sackboy starts to slow down, considering where he should go next, a giant flaming skateboard starts hurtling towards him at breakneck speed!
>before he had any time to react, Sackboy is instantly crushed and burnt by the flaming board, losing the only life he had left
>>10862581
Oh I su-
>The walls begin shifting and moving closer, as the angry labyrinth roars
Uh?! W-what's going on? Is something wrong? Did I do something wrong?! Stop please!
>She turns her hand into a microphone
STOP PLEASE!
>The walls stop
Oh... well that's... I think I might want that fuel now...
>>10862626
>Honey Badger
Is she from that manga where people battle with girls that are spliced with animal dna, the main girl being a honey badger?
>>10862581
CAT'S FOOT IRON CLAWS
NEURON-SURGEONS SCREAM FOR MORE
AT PARANOIA'S POISONED DOOR
TWENTY FIRST PEOPLE JUST DIED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkNumV2ZyQ4
>>10862581
Eh..now my throat is extremely sore. No matter, not like I will talk with anyone else in this dungeon.
>>10862581
The Labryinth knows which side is going to win.
>Satsuki pulls levers and pushes buttons to kill various tributes without looking at the screens.
>>10862581
>Akashi is surprised by the man's scream and his determination to not losing. She can only watch the man escape the crushing walls as the walls are slowly crushing her from every sides.
>>10862658
>the most loud yells
>>10862569
>Scribblenauts Unlimited lets you add adjectives, yeah. So you can have friendly Cthulhus and colossal hydras and all that.
>>10862581
>Maxwell decides to grant the hosts request, writing "TASTY CHOCOLATE BAR" within his notebook. Unfortunately for him, this serves as a distraction and allows for him to fall victim to Satsuki's manipulation of the labyrinth.
>Needless to say, he's a little peeved.
>>10862610
>Maxwell becomes panicked as the anon snatches his notebook from his hands and uses it for his own nefarious purposes. From it the anon spawns a FAST AGGRESSIVE CANNIBAL HUNGRY CARNIVORE SLIME, and Maxwell freezes up with fear.
>Thankfully, the FAST AGGRESSIVE CANNIBAL HUNGRY CARNIVORE SLIME is indiscriminate in who it targets and chases down the anon first. In the chaos that ensues, Maxwell runs up to the anon and snatches back his notebook.
>>10862581
>As he began to become crushed between the giant slabs of earth his shell begins to crack and his mouth foams up some nasty bubbles from his insides before he finally succumbs to being smashed.
>>10862593
I'm just known as Moe. And yeah I took a bit of offense to that. I say my words with REASON! Of courses I'm trying to be careful. And you should be too.
... Well, I wasn't careful enough. I've already kicked the bucket.
>>10862453
>>10862474
>>10862498
P-Please don't fight, i'm not worth it.
>>10862472
If it weren't for sheer determination and how versatile my coat is, I fear I'd have suffered heat stroke on my travels by now, with what I wear under this...I wonder if it's a sign.
Wouldn't the effort of making one eclipse the possible usefulness of it, unless it travels a truly massive distance? It's merely a hunch, pardon my...uneducated guess.
>>10862433
>>10862571
Zombies? Please, don't tell me you believe those exist, they're childish myths. Look, all the life that used to be in these guys has long faded away.
>he grabs a Eusine corpse on places it on it's two legs, followed by him placing his arm around the dead body's shoulder.
Look at us, twins!
>>10862729
Yes you are.
>>10862581
*Walter looks around as the walls of this estranged maze close in on him*
It's the end for m-
*When suddenly, a secret path way open. Walter makes a break for this sudden door*
*Walter catches his breath and looks back at the path he just came from*
>>10862684
I pary for those who did not escape that death trap
>>10862714
I only have the original. Gee that seems broken
>>10862710
>Well I should've gone with the loudest yells, but for some reason I thought that could work.
>>10862581
-His transformation complete, Vampire Flash is on the run for some blood. But what's this? The walls begin to close! With a growl, the monster known as Flash runs for his unlife!
Ngggggggh!
-He manages to get far, but every wall comes down upon him. It may be for the better that the man known as Jay gets lost in these walls.-
>>10862681
Are you an otaku? Sorry if that's sudden, but I'm not some character from a manga or anything.
>Rutel flicks Anon right on the forehead.
See? Real as can be. I'm not gonna judge you or anything, but keep it contained.
>>10862729
You are.
You're so cute and sweet and adorable...
>>10862741
Shut up nerd, you don't like her as much as I do.
>>10862781
no u
>>10862581
You know I really gotta hand it to whoever made this place.Your brick work is really.. Nice and... Well put together..?
>10K really doesn't know what he's talking about. Architecture isn't really his thing.
>>10862753
>Yeah, it's pretty strong. Scribblenauts is more of a puzzle game so within that context it's not that big of a deal, it's basically just another way to mess around and have some fun.
>>10862581
Wow, the roster went down fast...
Ah...
But at least the dungeon is calmed now, we can resume our little adventure, no problem
You love that Joseph don'tcha?
What do you see Shygal?
SATSUKI PROVES AGAIN WHY SHE WON FYXE ISLAND YESTERDAY
ZEAL TECHNOLOGY TO THE MAX
WOW!!
>>10862658
Did you forget?
You switched bodies
Twice
Your little robot body cannot scream
AHahaha!
>>10862714
Wow! I'm sorry.... I didn't mean to...
Oh well, thanks for the chocolate though. Don't worry, they will respawn with you outside of the maze!
>>10862620
Oh... You should have said it sooner
>Gives Fyxe plush
Actually...
Take also that real-life sized Fyxe plush too, it's a limited edition. You're cool
>>10862806
You wanna fucking go, mate?
>>10862460
>Fluorette clears her throat, and a heavy shovel appears in her hands, as she strides over to the abomination. A loud, resounding noise of the flat of it striking against flesh sounds off as she strikes it heavily across the head. She readies another swing, but the figure vanishes not long after the first blow. With a slow sigh outward, she turns about and sits down, planting the shovel in the ground as she suddenly clasps her hands together in prayer.
It's done.
>>10862822
Eat shit Dio.
>>10862822
Eat shit Dio.
>>10862778
p-p-p-p-p-pantsu....
>>10862822
Eat shit Dio.
>>10862822
FUCK OFF DIO
>>10862822
Eat shit. Both of you.
>>10862621
What can I say? I read people about as well as books.
Oh, and that girl isn't one of my familiars. I have the courtesy of making sure mine is decent. Go ahead and kill her, Mr...?
>>10862651
HAve you even been listening to me? I told you, I'm a magician! I've spent decades learning and mastering all the schools of magic I could, and as a result there is no spell I cannot cast as of now. I'm not just a "nerd". And your friend does.... what?
>>10862731
It might be a sign that you need to take it off and cool yourself.
...W-well, perhaps.They do take a little bit of time to make, but... I just kind of like doing it.
>>10862822
>eat shit, dio
>>10862824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk5Rb_jMkKY
It scares me when I zone out constantly
>>10862621
-Super awareness was not one of Flash's superpowers. He had no idea that others were in that hallway in him. Devastated that he hurt a civilian, he knows he must fix this!-
Did I hurt someone with my running? I do remember a boulder. And running away from it. But not anyone else being there. I must fix this at once! Where is that young lady? I will apologize to her.
>>10862822
EAT
SHIT
DIO
>>10862839
Keep it in your pants. What are you, a horny teenager? If I have to get up and teach you some manners, we're both going to regret it.
>>10862858
That happened to me not too long ago actually. I felt really bad about it.
>>10862741
Why? No one likes wolfs because they are dangerous.
>>10862781
B-But even if that's true, i'm still a wolf...
>>10862854
https://youtu.be/Tlwda9S58Lg
>>10862739
Childish.....
I take it you never came across a demon before
*Walter looks at the man with concern as you stands with his own body*
And they say that the casuals are the odd ones
>>10862822
*Walter cast agi on the floor, making a small fire for the man*
Here stay warm for the night I'll be fine
>>10862822
>She sits around and enjoys her time with the spirits
I didn't know your name was Dio.
>>10862878
................is that a threat?
>>10862822
>Maxwell drums his foot on the ground, showing his impatience. He's almost tempted to add the adjective "FLAT" to Fyxe, but in the end decides he'll be kind and let her off...just this once.
>>10862882
We got dogs from wolves, wolves can be tamed to a degree.
>>10862778
>puts his hands together, both index fingers pointing out parallel to each other. He then jams them upwards, piercing you through your panties in one thrust.
>>10862892
Yes.
>>10862822
>Satsuki finds herself standing in front of the explosion, inside the mecha she discovered.
Only one person was able to control this mecha, for the looks of it this has been found multiple times. A shame for those who came before me.
>>10862822
Moo!
>anonymoo jumps for joy, shaking the ground and glomping the gigantic fox toy
>>10862828
>She's trembling even more now on her knees, her hands having moved at that time from her ears to her eyes.
I-I-Is it...d-dead?
>>10862822
Oh right, silly me.
>He says as he screams internally
>>10862903
I see............................
>slaps your ass
Test
>>10862822
You again, eh? Think that toy soldier o' yours scares me? Fine. Let's get this over with, nice an' easy.
>He unsheathes his Zanpakuto, Shinsō.
Let's see which of ours is better... Your so-called Kamui, or my Zanpakuto...!
>>10862878
It happens when I drive mostly
>>10862853
And I'm sure you indulge yourself in plenty of those.
I'll keep that in mind, next time she pisses me off. Trevor. Trevor Belmont, of the Belmont clan. Assuming that rings any bells in this godforsaken land.
>>10862865
You could say something like that.
>Trevor points back at a red smear on the ground.
>tfw people find out your real identity
FUCK
>>10862996
>>10862996
>>10862996
>>10862996
test