/scaly/ - Scaly General #273 Post lewd reptiles and discuss

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>>10850124
>If we are ever going to have scalefus/bos, they would probably be cyberlizzers before we ever hope to see true flesh scalies. Would you be okay with robot scalies?

I think I would depending on the level of sapience (not just sentience) they have, sort of the "next step" after successfully getting VR scaly porn, and that with AI as well.

>>>/gif/11047462

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That save the princess thread continues in a better, not reddit board
>>10797688

Can I be a cyberlizzer?

>>10851365
>not wanting to be a cyber nigger who cucks beta lizzers
Just imagine screaming "Watermelon!" at the top of your lungs as you bury yourself in a lizzer housewife while her soft-spoken husband looks on.

It's like you don't have any ambition.

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This is yumi from yaki & yumi, say hello

https://youtu.be/E5J8cJfRBWk

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I want to be a Tama!

jesus fuck reading that skyrim sperging on the last thread makes me want to not reinstall the game


also what kind of dumb as shit argonian name is "cherry" supposed to be

>>10850124
Bitch, I was the one who brought it up last thread.

>>10852305
Yep, and someone suggested it. I'm not claiming shit.

>>10852315
Just answering the TotT, anon.

>>10852284
A fitting one for an extra-special dergnbern snowflake who was REINCARNATED just so she could angst and HATE THOSE MEANIE ELVES.

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Since Bethesda was brought up again...

How would you guys feel if Bethesda retconned the Intelligent Deathclaw gemocide and just said "there was more of them made in this other part of the US" like they did for Jet for the next Fallout?

And we got another talking Deathclaw party member, and they were involved in the plot/side quest, as well as ending uo easy to mod.

How would you feel about that? How do you think Bethesda would go about it if they did?

>>10852284
>also what kind of dumb as shit argonian name is "cherry" supposed to be

A name I use a lot on female characters I play with, practically a running gag at this point.

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>>10852354
I honestly just made that shit up on the spot, lol

I meant to say Dunmer and decided to roll with it by bsing a little backstory. No need to get triggered my man

>>10852382
>like they did for jet
So it's going to be absolutely, positively, utterly shit?
I prefer a retcon the way Obsidian did with the Followers. Goris was practically deathclaw Arcade anyway.

>>10852393
I always get triggered by beth-tier writing.

>>10852393
>lol
so random xD

>>10852284
>discussing something with paragraphs is now autism
You know there was a time when we would just leave kids like you out in the woods until you smartened up or went missing.

Seriously though, don't install it. All it's good for is porn at this point and now that we have animators making Argonian-based porn with the same models it's just easier to cut out the clusterfucked middleman.

>>10852382
They would probably do it all wrong and we'd get some abomination that would have been better off dead. As far as I'm concerned it isn't a retcon anyway since none of the in-game lore officially establishes the intelligent deathclaw genocide on the West Coast nor does it even begin to discuss the events in the Midwest.

>>10852456
nigga please we're all spergs here
this once the sperging was justified, too

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>>10852466
I'm not, and honestly the "everything is autism" shit got old three years ago.

Autism is just another thing for bored housewives to blame when their little brats misbehave. Kids that are "autistic" just haven't been taken behind a woodshed and beaten with whatever their angry father had on hand.

Actually I'm pretty sure that would fix the subject at hand because all the stupid would have been beaten out of the generation that needs it the most. Who else is buying this shit except for people under 30?

>>10852623
see, now you're sperging again

>>10852623
This just has to be bait.

>>10852664
No, I'm just older than you are and lived in a rural area where smacking your snotty kid with a rake handle a few times wasn't frowned upon.

>>10852685
> Being on an anonymous imageboard
> I'm older, that makes me better! The new generation sucks! Our generation knew how to do everything the right way!
> Actually doesn't know how old anyone involved is

>>10852700
I know you're young enough to be offended by somebody saying "I'm older than you and come from a different era" and then loudly voicing your own insecurities to everyone. (I never said I was better than you)

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Please stop being faggots.

>>10852719
So you're conceding that it's quite possible you're wrong?

>>10852756
>asks us to stop being faggots
>posts pussy
faggot

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>>10852756
This is cis straight degeneracy and as a self-identified CH-54 attack faggot I'm offended.

>captcha is a blackhawk
>made me laugh

>>10852758
No. Not even a little bit.

>>10852811
So logically you must believe yourself to be better than those who do not agree with you.

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>>10852623
>>10852685
>autism is the new ADHD
You're not wrong.

>>10852821
>logically
You can't just declare that "this is logic" and suddenly that makes it true. "Logically" you're an idiot, the fact that you disagree with me is irrelevant.

>>10852837
I'd like to discuss that more, but am I the only one bothered by that lip she has? Why isn't there a top one?

>>10852837
What is this abomination? Why do people think an excessive amount of BLOOD RED and BLACK AS MY ABYSSAL SOUL looks good?

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>>10852837
>Fossil

>>10852853
So logically what you're saying is that it's bad to be right.

>>10852870
No. I'm saying you're an idiot.

I may not have thought I was better than you when this started, but after you started your shit I certainly do now.

>>10852853
>>10852857
I don't know. I saved it because I liked the pose.

>>10852886
The thing is, you did think that from the beginning if you thought at all. It's plain as day.

>>10852886
>getting this triggered about anon calling bullshit

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>>10852901
I like that pose too, I can't fault you for that.

>>10852902
The thing is, no, you don't know what the hell you're talking about. As for what I was talking about earlier I think that you're the exact kind of kid who desperately needed being knocked around in your formative years, but I could be wrong on that.

What I do know is you've got enough of a victim complex to cry about how a guy on the internet supposedly thinks so little of you. >>10852916
You too, I'm guessing both of you winners are """diagnosed""" with the assburgers, right?

Well you didn't get something in your childhood to correct this deficiency in your personality, all I know is it's not my problem so go bawl about your feelings somewhere else.

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>>10852948
Can you and this conversation fuck off already, it's dumb

>>10852960
Watch out, anon, else he's gonna diagnose you with autism, too.

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>>10852960
Don't like it? Go somewhere else. Or you could have just shut the fuck up and let it be because I already made it clear that I was done with it.

You and I could go a couple rounds though if you want. I don't care, I haven't had enough coffee to be anything but a stubborn ass.

Hey my dudes. I've been working on a archive installer that downloads all scaly related images from e621 over time, to make the ultimate scaly porn collection. I made it a while ago but I guess it could be used by others as well so here you go.
https://mega.nz/#!hEACSADB!tEsi-6yQtVK6Y_PD5mz632kaTcIcmq8ALJVWKXwNcK4
Enjoy.

>>10853019
Nice try, Dylan Roof.

>>10853019
Oh and remember, it downloads the images to the folder you have the installer in so make sure to keep that in mind.

>>10852147
>bellybutton
why

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>>10853019
Yeah sure that totally doesn't seem like a crock of shit, you dumb dickhead.

>>10853048
You sound angry, dude, you okay? I thought /scaly/ was all about scaly related porn but I guess not.

>>10853048
And "crock of shit", really man? It's trivial stuff considering e621 has an API that does all the work for you.
https://e621.net/help/show/api

>>10853048
She'd probably look great in a LBD, but then it'd just be a longer black tank top now that I think about it.

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>>10853061
Just because somebody calls you what you are doesn't mean they're angry, it just means that they're honest.

For example I'm perfectly calm when I say that Australians are subhuman trash and if there was a "nigger category" of the Commonwealth they would surely be it. Every Australian I've ever met has been a hodgepodge of negative personal traits and their only redeeming quality has been either sex appeal or being mildly amusing from time to time.

>>10853078
You know what? I don't want to click it because it has ".nz" in the URL and honestly Kiwis sound too much like Australians for me to tell the difference so pass.

Your work is shit because you chose to upload it in Oceania. If this offends or inconveniences you I will refer you to customer service who will direct you to suckle upon my succulent nuts.

Here's your support ticket, when we reach the part of the alphabet that says "FUCK YOU" we'll promptly disregard everything you have to say.

WOOP WOOP

>>10853127
desu you sound like even more of a faggot than dylan is, and dylan well and truly is a massive fucking faggot

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>>10853137
Go fuck a wallaby and take your installer with you.

>>10853161
>this faggot doesn't know who dylan is
Just how fucking new are you?

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Post more Eliza

>>10852863

You're not wrong

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>>10853173
The guy you're posting to knows who Botfag is, he just has a knack of responding back with posts of varying lengths.

I'll just leave it at that.

>>10853127
You've probably only met the cousin fuckers of taz or abbos, mate, though none of those have sex appeal. But you are mad, and for what reason? Triggered that a "commonwealth nigger" wrote a porn down-loader that you're jealous of?

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>>10853184
>Post more Eliza
Too bad Eliza doesn't come with the pose in >>10852837

>>10853210
Nobody is that stupid to not catch my obvious subtext, it was practically neon-lit and under a spotlight. You know who that is.

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>>10853235
>taz abbos mofuggin krikey bix nood ya cunt
I have no fucking idea what you're going on about, I can't understand your accent.

Also if you can download porn why aren't you posting it? Why am I supposed to be jealous? Looks like your "down-loader" is a useless sack of shit.

>>10853262
>Posting ftp porn down-loader
>Also if you can download porn why aren't you posting it
A simpleton, I see. I'm not posting a 5+GB archive, even if I could find a provider that would host a single file that large. That's why I posted the actual downloader, you dunce
>lul i cotribute moar to da general den u cus I post pic of pron ecks dee u only post ftp downloader xDDD
You're an absolute idiot, mate.

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>>10853288
You can't even post one picture? I'm calling bullshit on that, I don't even need a special (((down-loader))) to do that. Here. I just got some argonians.

I have yet to see a compelling reason to be jealous of your super COOL program.

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>>10853288
>I'm not posting a 5+GB archive

>>10853309
>Downloads images at a speed and precision not achievable by humans
>I have yet to see a compelling reason to be jealous of your super COOL program.
Whatever. Enjoy browsing sites for hours, my dude. Some people actually have things to do, like a job for example, which you clearly don't have.

I just can't fucking take it anymore.
The need for delicious double deathclaw dick is overriding my ability to think straight.

>>10853332
I'm retired so I have all the time in the world.

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>>10853288
>I'm not posting a 5+GB archive

Quality Australian internet.

>>10853336
Then think in cirlces.

>>10853344
But that only means I've established a stable orbit around the hemipenes binary system.

>>10853340
Hahahah, so you're either a fucking ancient old man or one of those faggots who 'retires' before the age of 60.
>>10853341
Tends to take a bit more than 5 minutes to upload 5 GB of data regardless of internet quality, my slightly less than intellectual friend.

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>>10853377
I'm nowhere near 60 and I'm set, it's called hard work which is apparently arcane wizardry to Australians.

Boy oh boy though we have to be impressed with that though! You can't post a single picture, but you can download "5+GB" of the stuff.

Have fun with your boatloads of retarded floppy-tit sharks with neon hair and raging horse cocks though. You just hoard that shit until the end of time.

>>10853429
Your fishn'chip shop job doesn't give you enough money to 'be set', no, and it also doesn't contribute to society. Stop being a lazy prick and get a job, faggot.

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>>10853482
>fishn'popacap muh dikkk fukken woke shrimp on the cunt harambe you literal disgusting faggots purple fried chicken
I just can't understand that accent.

>>10853516
What fucking accent? Hearing voices before the age of 60? Bad sign of your premature Alzheimers.

>>10853523
>krikey my wallaby hood nigga right cunt bojingle jiggaboo blapbap a hundred ozbucks for borderlands 2 krikey me gollywobbles watermelon
Could you enunciate your words when you type? Your accent is still too strong.

You two faggots deserve each other and all the spiteful (You)s you keep throwing at each other.

>>10853534
Oh, right, sorry. I forgot Americans typically don't understand long words like Alzheimers and premature.

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>>10853558
>>10853559
>kangaroos stole mah baby!
That's unfortunate, you have my sympathies.

>>10853581
I'm referring to both you and Dylan.
Seriously, do you have to keep shitting up /scaly/? At least Dylan has the excuse of wanting to """"""cure"""""" us of our """degeneracy""".

>>10853581
It's just retarded now. Try going back to constructive replies, faggot.

>>10853585
Yes, tamanon, keep posting tama.
You are the least shitty shitposter on today.

>>10853596
>When people don't realize Tama poster, Dylan and the guy replying to Dylan are all me.
lol.

How do we stop people from bitching and moaning that anthro things have anthro features and why does it have to be so common in the scaly community? You don't see furries bitching that hard and often about why anthro canids don't have more than just two tits.

why the hell is scaly such a mess compared to the other threads?

>>10853611
Fuck off, Dylan.

>>10853611
Because there is a greater difference between mammals and reptiles than there is between mammals and mammals.

Also, anthro-ness isn't binary, it's a scale.
For example: I don't mind bipedal, I don't mind a mammalian skeleton (and I like the ass that comes with it), but I don't like tits.

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>>10853588
You're right, I've milked this too long. Best Buy's open so I'm going to go in there and ask dumb questions for a few hours.

>>10853592
It's extra funny because you came into this thread pretending to be relatively normal and I made you show your true colors by pissing you off again.

By the way can't understand you, try typing in English and not your local dialect. Also nice try: >>10853609

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>>10853609
So the whole thread is just Dylan?

>>10853623
Are you willfully retarded or did you not notice the post id count go up when that post was made? Christ you're a stupid paranoid fuck.

why the fuck is there always so much arguing in these threads

>>10853630
>Dylan damage controlling this hard

>>10853626
What fucking "true colours"? I'm not Dylan you dickhead.

Really it's all your fault as a collective for enabling the tama anon when he first originally showed up by entertaining his fantasies, causing him to become a permanent autistic tumor on the threads for the rest of eternity. Even when all of the regulars and lurkers are gone he'll make /scaly/ threads just to post to himself that he wants to be a tama while reposting the same images over and over until the day he dies. The first day he showed up, some of you fags were practically roleplaying with him. Reap what you sow.

>>10853655
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>>10853622
>>10853611
>>10853588
>>10853377 (double checked)
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>>10852466

>>10853668
>>10853655
You aren't fooling us, Dylan.

>>10853668
it makes sense that posts talking about hemipenes got 2 out of 3 dub-dubs

Who else is wondering if Varka is in these threads shitposting?

>>10853697
I think he'd be too busy trying to fit the deathstar up his ass.

Imagine if you got a clocklizzer or a steamlizzer instead of a cyberlizzer.
Would you still want it?

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>>10850124
i would not be ok with computebolds. flesh needs flesh

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Replying to dylan should be against the rules in /scaly/ already

And I'm pretty sure the one who argues against him every time is the same """"artist""" who talks shit but can't take a hit and whined like a bitch about people "doxing" him and never leaving him alone,what a hypocrite.

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>>10853629
He's Dylan!
He's Dylan!!
Your Dylan!!!
I'M DYLAN!!!
ARE THERE ANY OTHER DYLANS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT!?!?!
>meow

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>>10854038
Like a hybrid between the two?

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>>10855111
>color spray tail
ehh, not really my style. more power to ya though, pun intended

>>10855111
what the fuck is going on in this picture

>>10852837
>>10852857

Because its porn and some people think its hot?

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>>10852199
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>>10855111

Way too many dubs.

Also...

Make /scaly/ Comfy Again!

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I heard you like sharktits

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>>10855585
I got a chuckle out of this

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>>10855224
its kinda scaly Deus Ex (game)
Gurl lizard never asked for this, i mean to be raped actually, and because she is obviously more techno advanced (so stronger) TechnoBarney is using some sort of hypno device (that use stoboscope light)
meanwhile some moron is still bathing, clearly cos didnt notice nuthing

Pls feral sharks

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>>10855646

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>>10855585
>>10855606
note to self:
shark bad ideas: blowjobs, titfucking

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>>10855675
>>10855646
Good ideas
>snout rubbing

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>>10855646
pls dont

>>10855773
>says not to post feral shark
>posts feral shark

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>>10855837
a pretty good one too

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>page 10
Ok, who let this happen?

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>>10857418

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>>10857452
Monster kissu.

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>>10857429
Thread #273 isn't very good, was going to let it die myself, but eh, whatever

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>>10857545
Why does this keep happening to us lately?

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>>10857636
Because people keep respondin to trolls, thinking it'll make them go away. When in reality the only way to make trolls go away is to ignore them

>>10852948
Are you that dog fucker guy? You definitely speak like him.

>>10850124
dumping story human(m)xkobold(f) in 3

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>>10858551

The Lone Kobold

>The snow rips at you face as you hike it through ass high snow
>You are a burly mountain-folk living in the high mountains of the north
>You are muscled and bearded but gentle at heart
>You are carrying a pack full of freshly chopped wood with your trusty double-sided ax in hand
>You can see your cabin in the distance, its roof thick with snow and smoke billowing from the chimney
>You breath in the cold frosted air mixed with the smell of the pines and smoke
>It burns your lungs, but you wouldn’t be anywhere else in the world
>This is one of the biggest blizzards you’ve ever seen and your gut tells you its only going to get worse
>This will be your last haul of wood before you’re completely snowed in for the next week or so
>You open the cabin door and prop your ax up against the wall
> You take the bundle of wood and place it with the rest of the firewood in a corner next to the fireplace
>The cabin is one large room with an old wooden table, a leather love seat in front of the roaring stone fireplace, a cabinet full of food to last you about two weeks and a large cozy bed covered in animal furs
>You take off your heavy leather coat before sitting down on the loveseat with a medium tankard of whiskey, a full pipe, and your newest book
>Life can’t get much better than this
BANG BANG BANG
>You hear someone banging frantically on the heavy wooden front door
>Nobody should be around for miles; your cabin is smack dab in between the route connecting the two closest cities

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>>10858594
(cont 2)
>You hear a thick layer of snow avalanche down off of the roof of the cabin
Oh shit
> You swing open the door only to see a wall of snow taking up the entire doorway
>You grab your trench spade next to the door and begin digging
>You dig for an hour but you still don’t see any sign of a person
Was all that banging just in my head? Maybe it was just some grizzly
>You’re about to give up but just then your spade hits something hard
>You look at what you hit
>Its……..two horns?
>You put the spade down and begin to clear away the snow with your bare hands
>You begin to dig out the back of a head covered in earthy red colored spines and scales
A Kobold? Why would a Kobold come this far North? Are they fucking suicidal?
>Your hands are going numb but you refuse to give up as you quicken your pace
>You uncover the top half of the kobold laying face down in the snow pile
>You loop your arms under theirs and pull them out of the snow with all your strength
>They land on top of you with dead weight
>You lay them down gently next to you before getting on your knees beside the small kobold
>You put your fingers to their neck
>There is a pulse but its light, they’re barely breathing

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>>10858613
(cont 3)
>You try to rack your brain to remember anything about Kobolds that might help you save them
They’re cold blooded is all I remember, I think. fuck! I don’t know! When was the last time you even saw a kobold?!
> You close the cabin door and begin to pull all the fur blankets off of your bed
>The kobold is wearing fur lined leather jacket, pants and shirt that are all completely soaked in melted snow
>You begin to remove the creature’s clothes hanging them on a rack near the fireplace to dry
>You take a second to admire the creatures alien looking body
>The creature has sleek, toned muscle and no outward signs of a sex
>No breasts, no genitals, no hair, nothing
Weird
>You begin to feel ashamed as you remember that you’re trying to help them not die
>You begin to wipe down their body with towels, running your hands over their smooth scales and rough protruding ridges
>You get a bit flustered from the awkwardness of it all
You’ll thank me later…….I hope
>There’s still no response from the kobold, its body as cold as ice
>You begin to worry that you’re too late
>You start wrapping the kobold in multiple layers of fur blankets before carrying them over to the fire cradled in your arms
>You sit down in front of the fire with the swaddled lizard in your arms, hoping that the fire and your body heat will be enough
>You sit for a half and hour as you listen to the wind outside roar and the fireplace crackle
>You look down into the creatures face
> It amazes you how something so small and skinny made it this far without freezing immediately
>You hear a light moan come from the kobold as it begins to wriggle and shift slightly in the blankets

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>>10858626
(cont 4)
>Its eyelids open slowly revealing two large beautiful golden cat-like eyes
>Its eyes dart around erratically in a panic
“Don’t worry, your safe now, I am not going to hurt you”
>A small clawed hand shoots out from under the blankets and slashes you across your left cheek, drawing copious amounts of blood
>As you lift your left hand up to your face to stop the bleeding, the naked kobold wriggles its way out of the fur blanket cocoon
>It runs across the room gathering up its wet clothes in its arms and bolting for the door
“Stop!”
>It opens the door as a large gust of ice cold wind instantly sucks all the hot air out and extinguishes the fireplace
>The kobold writhes in discomfort as it is overtaken by the brutally cold wind enveloping everything in the cabin
>It drops its wet clothes and frantically scampers over to the farthest corner of the room to get away from the gusting wind
>You jump up and slam the door the shut as the last of the heat leaves the room
>You pick up a large iron bar next to the door and drop it across its hinges locking it
>You angrily stomp over to the kobold about to scream at it
>The kobold is shivering, bent over, cowering for its life in the corner as it sniffles
This must all seem awfully scary; besides you are well over six feet and the Kobold can’t be more then four and a half feet tall. I probably look like a giant monster to it
>You take in a deep breath and sit down in front of the shivering creature
>”Look, I am sorry if this seems scary to you but I was just trying to help. I just took off your clothes because you were soaked to the bone. No funny business. Do you understand me?”

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>>10852147
WHAT THE FUCK


SHE'S CUTE

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>>10858641
(cont 5)
>The kobold just eyes you up and down as it sits in the corner
The thing probably doesn’t even know what I am saying
>You sigh, rubbing your fingers between your eyes before getting back up
“Well, I am going to try to get this fire restarted before we both die”
>You walk back over to the fireplace
>Some snow managed to got knocked down the chimney and there are only a few glowing embers left
>You grab some kindling and dry moss and try over again
>It’ll be a while before you can get the heat back up but it’s better than nothing
>You sigh deeply as you begin to try and feed the fire once more
>You get a small flame going
Yeah……It’ll be quite a bit
>You hear the patter of little clawed feet on the old wooden floor
>The kobold sits down next to you by the baby fire, struggling to stay alive
>”I am sorry for hitting you…….thank you” said the kobold in a very feminine reptilian voice with lisps of hisses
>You are surprised, it not only speaks fluent common language, which is rare, but its voice is also light and fair, not at all what you expected a kobold to sound like
>The kobold looks up at you with questioning eyes “what? Surprised the cave varmint can talk?”
Yes
”n…..no? It just gets quiet up here, it’s hard to hear another voice when you spend so much time by yourself”
>”Wow that sounds sad, by the way my name is Ssahkar, what’s yours?”
>You decide to let the insult slide, as you puff yourself up

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>>10858664
(cont 6)
”My name’s Brigham, but you can just call me Briggs, I come from a long line of mountain lumberjacks. I spend all spring, summer, and fall felling trees just like my father and my father’s father and so on”
>”And it never gets lonely?” said Ssahkar scooting closer to you until her side pressed into you
>The kobold was still shivering; you could tell she was beginning to succumb back to the cold as her movements began to slow down
>”So nobody knows you’re out here? How long are we trapped in for?” she said in a slow, sleepy tone
”Not really, it’s a couple days hike to the closest city and it’ll be a week or two till this lets up. Say, how did you get all the way out here by yourself anyway?”
>”ggggooooddddd……”
what?
>The kobolds head slumps over and into your lap completely passed out as the room began to grow colder and darker
shit
>You feed the fire some more wood before picking the small kobold up and placing her gently in the bed
>You warm the fur pelts by the fire before laying them over her
>You reach into the fire with the poker and fish out a couple hot rocks putting them in a small bag tucking them under the covers of the bed
>You begin to shiver as your breath becomes visible in the air
Only one thing we can do now.......
>You strip down to your underwear and crawl into the bed trying your best not to touch the Kobold less she claws the fuck out of your body again
>You cup your hands over your junk in case she goes for them first
>You fall asleep as the wind outside screams like a banshee

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>>10858680
(cont 7)
>Its faint but you can hear the birds chirping through the cabin walls, their song bringing you slowly out of your heavy rest
>You open your eyes and look over to your right
>Ssahkar isn’t there
>You begin to panic but you hear a light murmur as something scaly wriggles around your chest
>You lift up the blankets to see the kobold snuggled around your midsection; head snuggled into the hair on your barrel chest
>She’s fast asleep with a large smile on her face
>A smile begins to cross your face as well
That’s actually really cute…..for a kobold
>You look over at the fireplace seeing the embers had comeback to life
>You need to get up to feed it before it goes out again, but the kobold is firmly wrapped around your broad muscular body
“Ssahkar, Ssahkar, wake up”
>Ssahkar lets out a tired moan before opening her eyes
>She lets out a small “eeepp” jumping back from your body blushing
>”I am so sorry, I didn’t know…..You were just so warm, large, and……..” Ssahkar trails off looking down at her fidgeting claws
“……..Well I am gonna cook us some breakfast. What would you fancy eating? I got all kinds of stuff. Ssahkar?”
>”What?”
“What would you like to eat?”
>The kobold’s eyes got wide with jaw slightly agape “Your going to cook?......For me?”
“Uhhhhh…..yeah? Is that culturally weird or something for kobolds? Offering your guest food?”
>”You think I am a guest?” the Kobold said as her golden eyes began to glitter
“Yes……..Is there something I am missing here?” you said even more confused
>”Could…could I have some jerky?” Ssahkar asked sounding scared as her stomach rumbled
“Just jerky? Damn you’re the easiest guest I’ve ever had to care for. Here, I’ll make you more than just that” You say with a hearty laugh as you begin to bring some jerky, salted bacon and chicken eggs out of the cabinet

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>>10858701
(cont 8)
>The kobold begins to climb out of the bed
“Hey you stay in bed and keep warm, I’ll do the cooking and bring it to you when its done” you say as you begin to crack the eggs over the side of a giant cast iron skillet
>The kobold once again seems shocked as she climbs back into bed and quickly falls asleep
>The cabin begins to waft with the smoky smell of fried bacon and eggs cooked to perfection over the fire
>You can’t help yourself; you lean over to take a small bite out of the piping hot skillet
>You burn the fuck out of your mouth
>You fall back towards the drying rack over the fireplace smacking into Ssahkar’s clothes
>You hear a bunch of metal clink to the wooden floor
>You look down at the floor and see three very small, very professionally honed steel knives
>You pick Ssahkar’s leather jacket off of the rack and begin to go through it
>It just looks like a normal jacket until you run your hands over the sleeves
>In the sleeves are secret pockets filled with even more of the small knives
What the fuck?
>You put the knives that fell out back into the jacket sleeves and hang the coat back up on the rack
For self-defense? Well she is tiny. But then why are they hidden in the sleeves?
>You scrape the bacon and eggs out onto two ceramic plates with forks and bring them over to the bed
“Ssahkar?”
>The kobold sits up and you hand her the plate of food, it looks giant compared to the little creature as she lays the large plate in her lap
>She just stares wide-eyed at the mountain of food
>You sit on the end of the bed next to her and begin to shovel food into your mouth
>You begin to hear sniffling coming from Ssahkar

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>>10858722
(cont 9)
>You look over, mouth still bursting with food
>Ssahkar is weeping over the food, tears streaming down her scaly face and falling onto the plate
>”Why are you doing this?......I don’t understand……”
For fucksake what did I do now? Is this kobold mental?
>You swallow your mouthful and put your plate down on the trunk at the foot of the bed
“What am I doing exactly?” You say in an irritated tone
>”Why are you being so nice to me? I am a fucking kobold!” Ssahkar said
“Because you’re my guest? Are you just now figuring that out?” You say in more of an angry tone then you meant to
>Ssahkar crosses her arms and glares at you “What’s your end game ‘mountain man.’ There’s always an endgame. People just act nice to get things from each other.”
>Ssahkar began to press her claws against the sides of her head. “Why would you save me? Why would you cook for me? Why would you offer me so much food? None of this makes any sense. What do you want? JUST TELL ME!”
>You lean over, moving her plate of food to the other side of the bed and wrap your big arms around Ssahkar giving her a hug
>She begins to fight you scratching wherever she can get her claws around your ribs
>Eventually she lets up and begins sobbing loudly into your chest
>”Why?……why?….why?….” she sniffles
“I promise I want nothing from you. Please, I promise you I won’t hurt you or take anything from you.”
>The little lizard spends what feel like hours sobbing into chest soaking your shirt
>The sobbing eventually dies down as you release the kobold from your hug
>You reheat her food over the fire for a second and bring it back to her
“Eat up, you deserve it,” you said
>Ssahkar wipes the snot from her muzzle with her arms and begins to eat her food
>You finish off the rest of your now cold meal before attending back to the fire

jesus fuck this is getting too fucking long
don't you know what pastebin is

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>>10858741
(cont 10)
>As the days passed, you and Ssahkar began to open up more and more to each other
>Good thing you had plenty of whisky and games stored up for getting snowed in
>Ssahkar finally had her pants and shirt back on making things a little less awkward, though you insist that she keep her jacket by the fire to stay warm just incase she has to go outside
>At first Ssahkar drank very little, still seeming weary of your generosity. Though, as the days passed she became visibly and vocally more relaxed around you
>You started to crack jokes with her and you both began to talk about your pasts and passions
>The little kobold had quite a story, though you felt that she was leaving a lot of details out

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>>10858772
>It turns out she grew up in a small village in the farthest corners of the Southern Desert regions, Some of the harshest land known to mankind. She quickly left the village at a young age and spent much of her time traveling all over the realm joining various “guilds” along the way
>Every time you push her for more details she just says that she doesn’t want to talk about it saying, “Those aren’t the kind of memories I really want to dredge back up”
>As for you, well, there’s not much to say. You’ve lived in the same mountain range your whole life working in the forests. The furthest you’ve gone is to a couple of the surrounding cities.
>Ssahkar just giggled and said something about you being naïve to the outside world “There’s literally a whole world out there! Have you never wanted to go out and explore it!” she said
“Not really, I guess I just felt like the mountains are my home, they’re where I belong. Like they were meant for me. Maybe that’s an excuse, who knows”
>”I’ve never felt at home anywhere, It’s not like things out there are easy for my kind in the first place, and being a drifter is pretty much just asking the world to fuck with you. “ Ssahkar said looking down into her mug of whiskey
>You put a hand on her skinny scaly shoulder
>She wraps both of her hands around your midsection attempting to hug you
>“Thanks Anon Briggs, this is the most I’ve talk to someone in a long time”
>”Well, that’s kind of sad” you say playfully
>She punches you in the arm and you overreact by falling onto the floor, kicking and screaming in fake pain “Ahhhh you’re killing me! Stop”
>Ssahkar laughs harder than you’ve ever heard the kobold laugh until she trails back off into her mug
>”Get up you buffoon, you still need to prove that the ‘mountain man’ can outdrink me” she said

>>10858750
Screw you, some of us prefer to reed greentext as actually green text here. Absolutely have a pastebin after the fact, but if some anon posts a pastebin link without posting it here I'll almost never read it.

>>10858852
Maybe so, but this is just a fuckhuge wall of text clogging up the thread with no way to filter it.

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>>10858811
>You get up and the both of you start pounding whiskey. It doesn’t take long for you both to be completely shit faced
>Despite your size, you never really drank to excess much by yourself
>Its night and you both start spilling shit and breaking shit by accident
>You both decide its best to call a tie and sleep off the whiskey
>You strip to your underwear and climb under the warm furs
>Ssahkar strips out of her now thoroughly messy shirt and pants, climbing awkwardly into bed


The next half of the story is at since I am probably pissing people off with too many posts:

https://pastebin.com/TrCJ3EAh

>>10858641
If I were exp fodder and woke up to some stranger keeping me in his den, I'd probably freak out too

>>10858900
No, you can keep going, the rest of this thread has been outright terrible, and this is actually cute and entertaining greens, anon can just learn how to use a damn Hide Post function

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>>10858970

Actually, save the rest for next thread.

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>>10858900
Read it all, cute read in total. When she asks for Jerky made me smile in the innocence of it.

Although she seemed especially aggresive for being untrusting, I expected her to act mory wary and cautious, but maybe she's had her heart broken before. Amd pretty well spoken for being from a small village in a desert corner, but picked up the language in her wanderings?

>>10859414
did you read the second half in the pastebin?

>>10859414
a lot of that should be explained in the second half of the paste bin. thanks for the reply

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>>10859927
>>10860047
Okay, I did not expect that twist at all. Kudos for that.

I liked the little revenge he got on those two at the end as well, menage-a-trois battle bickering is a fun resolution to the problem, I like that a whole lot.

Good job writefriend.

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>>10860320
Thanks. Thank you for the feedback!

>>10859414
>That fag not wanting to fuck the shit out of those kobolds

>>10858893
If you really have to filter it, try
/^[\w\W]{250,2500}/

>>10858900
thanks

>>10858900
very good anon, it's about time we got some more wholesome content in this thread

>>10862855
Give me this fucking game already Square.

>>10863067
lol nah

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>>10858594
Kobold story huh? Nice

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>>10862855
Dragon Quest 11, right?

Daily reminder that DQ6 has a canon love interest of a hatchet-wielding dragoness towards a 15 year old

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>When the toy reviewer you watch keeps putting the robot lizards in sexy poses

>>10862855
Is the dragon okay? It looks like it slipped and hurt itself very bad.

Please do not topple the dragons
Unless you want to cuddle them.

>>10863954
I think suplexing them is also a good option.

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All these silly webms has turned me on for some dragon breeding.

>>10863625
What is this? Searching "EVA godzilla" only got me Evangelion/Godzilla crossover mashup models.

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>>10864544
https://hlj.com/product/SET88024

The concept was designed by Yoji Shinkawa of Metal Gear/ZOE fame too.

>>10864606
Looks something legitimately desirable, but not ~$180 desirable.

>>10864618
Wow, what a qt!

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I want to feel a dragons scalies on my belly

Hey guys. I've been working on a archive installer that downloads all scaly related images from e621 over ftp, to make the ultimate scaly porn collection. I made it a while ago but I guess it could be used by others as well so here you go.
http://www80.zippyshare.com/v/cU69LZ6c/file.html

>10853019(You)
>10865256(Are a Faggot)
wow, you couldn't even wait for the next thread.

>>10865325
>Browses a thread for 24 hours a day
Get help.

>archive installer that downloads all scaly related images from e621
who would even want that? most of it is shit

>>10865377
It performs heuristics on the tags to determine if it's decent or not.

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lol

>>10864618
I need some context onwhy he has glasses

>those black eyes with red irises
N-no

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>>10854644
>Replying to dylan should be against the rules in /scaly/ already

The FAQ in the OP already has

>Q. Should I ignore shitposters?
>A. Yes.

>>10865538
he's smart

>>10865484
So, tell me about the method you used, anon.

>10865349(Dylan)
>Browses a thread for 24 hours a day purely to try the same scheme to give people viruses every single time and brag about his master plan to destroy all furries by filling his car with illegal arms and driving in a random direction until he finds furries to murder.
Get help.

>>10865541
But you're an idiot. I have many guises, and have been using them to consistently gain information for a very important reason.

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>>10865569
>>10865552
>>10865325
>giving (you)s

What did I just tell you?!

I am glad I'm not a tama.

>>10865610
>Still doesn't think it's Dylan replying to himself
lol

>>10865610
replying to himself
idiot

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>>10865632
But do you want to [nospoiler] [/nospoiler] a Tama?

>>10865610
I want porn of Dylan.

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>>10865740
Is it weird to want to taste that dragon honeypot?

>>10865803
Yes

Any vidya you would recommend with playable dragons?

>>10866168
War Torn Lands

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>>10866168
Check the pastebin, but unfortunately there's just more games where killing big reptiles is more fun since the ones where you play as them aren't overly good.

>>10865803
no

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>>10866258

>>10866295
>>10866258
Fucking die you shits

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What is /scaly/ up to?

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>>10866815
i was gonna go out tonight but then it took too long to clean up so vidya, video, fur and scaly

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Venti NOOO

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>>10866815
Grinding classes in FF14 free trial
Lvl35 monk
Lvl33 Fisherman
Now leveling my Miner, and Gladiator classes

>>10867117
What happened?

>>10867381
She dead, Jim.

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>>10866815
Just got back from a walk. Gonna take a shower then work on a drawing.

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>>10867457
What are you going to do now, anon?

Why is the first half of this thread complete shit?

>>10867785
Dylanposting and that one turboautist who always replies to dylan, and is possibly dogfuckman as well

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>>10866815
Witnessing ubisoft's amazing coding skills in action.
Host disconnected at the end of game screen, the match restarted, and a bunch of other weird shit started happening. It was amazing.

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>>10867964
Scale for good measure.

>>10867964
Didn't the game get dedicated server support recently?

>>10868011
No, they only announced that it will.

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>>10868057
Ouch. No dates or anything?

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>>10868163
November maybe?

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>>10868278
You think they'll deliver?

>>10868297
Hopefully, Ubisoft really wants For Honor to turn out like Siege.
They're really going after the defensive meta by nerfing parry confirms and almost doubling chip damage, yet they're buffing revenge. It's a bit odd.

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>>10855437
>no hyper endowed qt dragon husbando to cuddle
Mortal Existance was a mistake

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>>10868297
>>10868461
List of PT changes by the way.
https://forhonor.ubisoft.com/game/en-us/news-community/152-296526-16/public-test-meta-changes

>>10866815
Nervously waiting to hear back from my beta reader if he likes my novel

>>10870192
This will never not be funny

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>>10866815
playing street fighter v

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>>10870490
damn i am taking so many lumps in that

you like climbing ranks?

>>10871300
No
I reached Gold and i haven't touched Ranked mode since. I just play Casual mode and lobbies with friends

taking requests
have to involve frogs

I like frogs

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>>10871993
Forgot to post pictures

My work

>>10871993
>I like frogs

t. Plesioth

>>10872029
?

>>10866815
Waiting to be able to return home after famly weekend, doing so hungrily because my asshole stepdad locked the door to the kitchen/living room.

>>10867585
>mikey showing off his tail like that
M A N W H O R E

>>10871993
Raptor in a raptor fighter jet

>>10871993
What about a frog girl filling up her stretchy cheeks with as much cum as she can.

>>10871993

>Scaly Thread

>Amphibians

I don't mind, just think it's funny.

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>>10873388
Shut up

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>>10873707

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>>10873707
>Dragon.

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>>10874220
At least around the time that was posted, I think the artist admitted that they never played the games. Though a few Rathian hunt quests are titled 'Dragon Lady' and there's at least one in-game occurrence where Gore is called a wyvern.

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Come on, /trash/. Stop feeding the trolls!

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>>10874704
Nobody did for at least 12 hours, which is good.

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>>10867117
If there was a movie of a Human/Dragon how would the sjw's excuse to get mad of?

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>>10874704
That coloring is really bad.

>>10875227
If the dragon was a girl it would be that men see women as lareg monsters that need to be tamed
If female is human then it would be that men see women as weaker and that it is the steryotype that women only like the bad boys

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>>10875260

What if the dragon was a female anthro, though? Would there be a difference in their reaction based on flatchested vs. large-breasted?

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>>10875294
Then it would probably be too goofy or cheesy for them to bother with.

>>10875294
Then they would call it homophobic because dragon girl is muscular and therefor must be a lesbian.

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>>10875427

And they'd get stomped on by feminists, FBBs and the entire furry fandom.

>>10874258
>m'dragoness
>tfw 300 years old and no egg clutch

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I'm planning to try my hand at drawing scalies in the near future. What are some artist recomendations to get an idea of what sort of style to go with? Preferably artists with varied styles, from "western" looking to kemono styled.

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ayy lmao snake titty milk

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>>10876316
Well hopefully someone better can answer this, but if they don't feel free to make a thread, or go to >>10688669 for more info, /ic/ as well.

One question I have to ask is whether you already know the basics of drawing, and if not, have you tried Draw-a-box yet?

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>>10876904
I've already drawn for these threads in the past, but I never actually gave thought about how I would like to draw scalies. Pic related is a few months old, for reference, though I think I've improved, at least as far as humans are concerned. I'd rather not ask about furries and scalies on /ic/, but I'll check the drawing improvement thread later.

>>10876825
That looks amazing
What system is this coming to?

>>10878129
I think Switch, 3ds, and Ps4

>>10877410
I'm not gay, but I would suck him off and rim that soft ass

>>10878129
3DS/PS4, international release in 2018 sometime

>>10878384
>>10878387
>PS4, international release in 2018 sometime
Damn, I'm really excited. DQ may be a bit simple but its still a solid jrpg series.

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Dat jiggle tho

>>10871993
frog knocking up a non-frog with those gooey frog eggs

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> more Slack-Wyrm

>>10881297
dumbfuck wizard can't even shoot in a window

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>>10881297
How responsible of that wizard to warn him.

>>10863200
Unf

>>10867785
>>10867850
>always replies to dylan
No lil nigga I usually shitpost in other trash threads like kpop but I saw a post that made me look at the last thread so I pretended to fit in here long enough to pass. I do have autism though so that's true.

I missed dogfuckman in the archive, please could you give me some sauce on that?

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Scalies always look great in that Toriyama art style but the new Dragon Quest is really setting a new bar

>>10884443
I want a cute dragon

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>>10884443

>>10883937
>>10884118
I really have to wonder who and what this dragon is doing

>>10883445
Search dog fucker on desuarchive.
>kpop
What are those threads even, asian idol worship threads?

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>>10884840

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>>10884798
>I really have to wonder who and what this dragon is doing
they appear to be enemies

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>>10884840

>>10885001
>>10884840
>>10884443
>three (3) tails
???