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/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Real Comfy Hours Edition

Last Thread: >>10841624

[NEW RELEASES]
>Steven Universe: Art & Origins
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#BOOK-WITU (more comics were added)
Mega: https://mega.nz/#!6lsBnSZQ!iHfJ3qU0K-B2LlKIL6FYfrGXkq8ZDHSurAuPOn4bRmY
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1419724436/

>Soundtrack (Vol. 1)
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/YP-SU-FLAC-OST01.zip
Torrent: https://su-g.pw/f4z96
iTunes: http://apple.co/2riEbl9

[NEWS]
>SU nominated for Emmy's "Outstanding Short Form Animated Program"
https://www.awn.com/news/nominations-announced-69th-emmy-awards
>Graphic novel "Anti-Gravity" available for pre-order
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/

[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt and comics: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
Soundtracks: https://mega.nz/#F!Bxcn3LbC!JZSLtIcE_E510tzc3czCdg
Streaming: https://ctoon.party/sun/
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html

[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags)
>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html

[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG

[MISC]
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>/sug/ image archive
http://su.booru.org/
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Steven is QT!

QT!
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which Flame Baby would you adopt?

note: if you adopt CG Ruby you also adopt CG Sapphire and essentially Garnet
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>>10848871
The retarded one.
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>>10848871
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>>10848690
Daily reminder that Earth girls just can't compete.
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Has anyone here eaten Red Curry

I had an idea for the stuff but I don't know really know what it tastes like. I'm guessing spicy bisque with ginger
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>>10848871
Leggy!
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>>10848948
<3
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>>10848690
What's wrong with having a loud voice?
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>>10848871
Navy uwu
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If there are any high schoolers here I would be interested in talking. I haven't seen a teen in ages, does grade school still suck?
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agates are for punching
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>>10848944
Tastes like curry but with bell pepper and maybe pumpkin. Curry doesn't taste like bisque at all.
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>>10848936
Does this happen with sex, femanons do you squirt everywhere?
>pic related
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>>10848936
Its true
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>>10848967
That sounds vaguely creepy.
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>>10849006
no, not everyone can anyway
and even then afaik most only can do it with gspot stimulation
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>>10849019
Ya know your right.
I just want to connect with youth I guess.
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>>10848907
Many of them are probably perifags.

>>10848923
Yeah, more kids I've met are huge assholes. Bigger assholes than when I was a small child.

>>10848967
Do not rape them please.
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>>10849006
I have not used this image in a long time...

And no. Most women do not squirt.
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I am becoming stronger.
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>>10849039
What about YOU, blue pearl?
I'm sure large diamond fingers can do wonders...
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>>10849036
i was thinking more of the 'nigger xd' posters or the obvious baiters
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>>10848999
I dont know what curry tastes like either really
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Here's that Laremmy fic I promised.
Don't mcfuckin look at me
https://pastebin.com/BZ35SgDu

And have the song i was listening to when I wrote this
https://youtu.be/ltDCIim15uU

I SAID DON'T LOOK AT ME
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>>10849055
That's cute
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What if Rebecca was the Jasperfag who used to post 'Jasper is best gem' as the first reply in every thread
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>>10847966
Here, It's lazy but done.

>>10848297
Guess nobody liked any of these. Rollicking good start.
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>>10849056
Diamond fingers are wonderful. However, Blue Diamond prefers that I do not make a mess, so I am not currently capable of it.
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Guys I love clowns.
When will there be a clown like fusion.
I'm the only person I know who thinks they are funny.
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>>10849036
My experience with younglings is the following 2-
1. They're very pleasant and polite, but mostly want to play with their tablet or phone.
2. Cunty little failed abortions that drop "nigger" and "faggot" like a bar of soap. They play PVP games with their dirty cheeto fingers all day and night.
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>>10849055
Cute!
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>>10849097
kek thanks senpai
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>>10849114
smoky is the clown fusion cause she's a fucking joke
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>>10849111
Gross af
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>>10849114
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>>10849111
What else does blue diamond do. She used to make a big mess with the other diamonds I'm sure?
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>>10849062
Well yeah those too, those are obviously kids looking for easy replies. You only see those during the daytime too.
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Did you know that there are no difference between 20-24 and 14-19 y.o. kids?
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>>10849097
That said.

Taking a few more sketch requests.
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>>10849137
BWAH HA HA HAH
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>>10849055
>sideburns when he's got nothing but the poof at the top
>masculine jawline even when being a badass he still looks like a twink with soft features
I shiggy diggy.
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>>10849162
What do you mean
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>>10849162
Go away, Indexer.
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>>10849036
Absolutely. There's even been a change in only four years- my grade always tended to be pretty kind to me and others, but the new kids at my school just before I left were just destructive assholes.
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>>10849111
wait a minute Gems can't produce bodily fluids because they're rocks - what the hell comes out of them, then
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>>10849162
idk i talk with 14 year olds and 20 year olds and let me tell you i can see the difference. i'm also older than all of them
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>>10849162
WHat?
There's like a huge difference that's like when kids stop becoming kids.
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>>10849179
no it is fluids, its love juices anon
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>>10849179
oh wait shapeshifting

but what if they're not Amethyst who knows how to shapeshift every internal organ
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>>10849170
The filename should be enough of a clue, anon.
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>>10849179
they came make whatever glands they need to make them though
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>>10849162
Kill yourself Conniefag pedo
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>>10849174
How old is Indexer, anyway?
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>this was kellys blue pearl cosplay she kept hyping up

Lame hopefully her captain lars is a lot better
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oh shit, hey bloople! How are you and how was your day?
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>>10849179
I've had these really complex theory that the only way that the gems can cry and do look so strikingly like humans is a CG megafusion fights a diamond fusion and they go back to beginning of time and create the universe, so they species are based after the human gem monster that is Steven and etc. it's would explain why they know English too.
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Should I do it?
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>>10849224
She's gonna cosplay Lars?
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>>10849197
How do gems cry if they cant produce fluids anon
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>>10849224
i can't believe she's started wearing those ridiculous sunglasses. Blue Diamond should start reining her in.
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>>10849237
Yes.
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>>10849138
There were times when they would gather with us Pearls and have us... perform... for them. Such events could get very messy, but this is an exception.

What Diamonds do afterward is no concern of other Gems.

>>10849166
Would you draw Blue Diamond happy?

>>10849197
It is a matter of practice. However, era 2 gems may not have the capability. They must conform to their design.
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>>10849251
God why
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>>10849258
why'd you remove the FRECKLES
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>>10849224
second pic
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>>10849258
cutie dot!
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>>10849266
im bored shut up
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>>10849258
I don't understand
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>>10849238
Yup theyve been hyping that up as well
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How big are the diamonds futa cocks?
Also
Is futa gay?
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>>10849275
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just shit on my face already
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>>10849277
Go to a chatroom or discord for creepy roleplaying sex
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>>10849270
It was chocolate i licked it from all of her body
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>>10849293
No and yes.
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>>10849285
I wonder if she's gonna sex up her Lars' costume then
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>>10849297
Shit on your own face, asshole.
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>>10849258
Peridot is garbage
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>>10849224
Well. She is certainly not going for replication of the character. I would like to see the full costume.

>>10849231
My day was good. Work was busy as usual which is always good for speeding to the end of the day. I had take out from a ramen place and started working on getting the enclosure built for my lifecast.

>>10849235
I do not believe English was around 6000 years ago. Perhaps, in the show's world, the Gems are the source of English?

>>10849271
>>10849285
I am... whelmed.
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>>10849270
I feel disgust and contempt
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>>10849302
how dare you steal my perichocolate
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>>10849006
No, unless pissing counts.
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>>10849294
i want to hold her in my arms and cuddle her, kissing her gem and falling asleep together

god why cant our waifus be real
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Explain your favorite fetish in detail sug. Why does it appeal to you and would it be used in the perfect scenario. Have you ever tried it? Etc.
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>>10849275
*shitty dot!
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>>10849070
I love it so much! I need more

Great job anon!!
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Gems should play tennis
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>>10849285
it's even shittier than i thought kek, i think the whole appeal of blue pearl is her meek, quiet look and attitude
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>>10849340
good that's what you're supposed to feel for our resident pet autist peridot
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>>10849363
They would reject you
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>>10849386
You should play tennis with me
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>>10849336
You bring up a good point. What was around 6000 years ago? Chinamen, and African drumming? Like if the gems experienced music it would be from a bunch of negros right?
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WHY IS THIS THREAD FAST
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>>10849386
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>>10849258
Peridot is shit and her fags are cancer
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>>10849336
I expected more from her given her punk lapis and cheeridot had more effort put into it, even the camp pining hearts cosplay was better.
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>>10849400
I can't play any sport that involves throwing or hitting balls.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t33DKBVrhjQ
why
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>>10849384
>>10849396
more peri lovin for me then
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>>10849336
Yeah, keeping yourself busy makes the day go real fast. And ooh, that's good that you're finally gonna get started with life casting
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>>10849440
She would reject you instantly
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What's your favorite movie, /sug/?
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>>10849368
>gangbang and rape(play)
>dicks are awesome and not being in control is pretty hot to me
>only the second one but only play pretend. it was just alright, my partner is too concerned about me to be rough. as for the gangbang im too timid to have sex with multiple people and i only like it fiction, the more dicks my waifu has in her, the better
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>>10849464
Man they so fuck. Twice a day too.
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do Gems pay taxes?
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Peridot smells your boots when you dont see
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>>10849436
What about e-sports
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I am 50% sad
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>>10849482
Probably. Cute art
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>>10849471
at the moment:

>live action: Baby Driver
>animated: Ponyo but my heart will always hold a special place for Spirited Away [spoiler]and Zootopia[/spoiler]
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>>10849475
Male or female
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>>10849484
I'd like to crush peridot's gem under my boot
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>>10849485
That's fine.
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>>10849368
Impregnation. I just think it's really nice and good. Also it arguably can help society.
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>>10849070
That was pretty good anon, I really enjoyed it! Loved how you described the crowd and went with the whole dance scene
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>>10849471
The Monkey King 1 and 2 have honestly won my heart despite there being shitty CGi in Chinese movies
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>>10849482
On what?
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>>10849499
spider
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>>10849488
What's the other half?
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>>10849471
Big fish. Speaking of movies, an anon was watching a bunch of ones suggested from here. Anything come from that?
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>>10849504
We can reach the top of the TF2 leaderboards together
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Where is this image from
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>>10849471
True Stories
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>>10849516
I dunno, limb enhancers? warp pads? Pearls?
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>>10849488
I am 90% sad
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>>10849504
Just give in
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>>10849538
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>>10849471
I really like Kingsman. The church scene is probably one of the best fight scenes in recent film.
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>>10849471
black swan
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>>10849488
Lapis would fit great in homestuck, with the shitty writing and no arc and all that.
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/sug/ I need to come up with something to cook this weekend. Anyone want to shout out an ingredient or dish?
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KH Anon here, I've been playing around with some titles for future stories, tell me what you think of 'em.

>Griffin, Grouge, and The Art of Fusion
>Grouge and Peridot go to Empire City Comic Con
>Grouge's Hole (in the Temple)

I'm also working on a rough outline for these stories.

>The Quartizine Beast
>Night of Corruption

And to make things easier I've restarted my Pastebin account, but only for links to my stories.

>https://pastebin.com/Vv7TMDuS

And my t-shirts from the Kingdom Hearts Orchestra World Tour came in today via USPS! The merch from that show has been selling out quickly on eBay, especially the Conductor Keyblades.

I might join my old man in helping out my younger bother tomorrow, but I'm not sure if I should.
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>>10849498
of all time, though

live action: I dunno probably Star Wars [spoiler]actually the first movie I ever saw in theatres was The Phantom Menace when I was probably like just a few months old[/spoiler]
animated: Finding Nemo was the shit when I was a kid and it still is
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>>10849466
yur just mad cuz im getting all the autistic gremlin loving, and were happy together
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>>10849388
That is why I chose her as my avatar. That costume just does not feel like Blue Pearl.

>>10849410
I think the Sumerians were the biggest tribe back then. They use cuneiform.

>>10849435
I agree. At minimum, she could have covered her eyes with with her hair.

>>10849457
The results should be interesting. Theoretically, it will take an impression of skin texture. Since I will be casting with UltraCal-30, that means that I will have a duplicate of my nose in ultra-realistic gypsum based concrete.

>>10849464
They look lovely here.

>>10849480
Running the Empire takes them away from each other. When they're together though...

>>10849471
That is the toughest question. There so many good ones!
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>>10849567
Taco
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>>10849573
smoked salmon
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>>10849368
>fattening
>something about getting a partner fattened up and lethargic and soft just really turns me on
>i would never want to try it, it seems too weird and unhealthy
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>>10849567
they were well-written and had arcs until Hussie gave up and decided that character arcs and satisfying conclusions were for losers
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>>10849582
Here we go again
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>>10849593
I'm still mad about act 7
To this day
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>>10849573
grilled salmon with white rice and okra
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hey everyone i have absolutely nothing to add to the thread but i constantly crave attention fucking respond to me you peons did you know that shuckle is one of the only 5 cool gen 2 pokemon
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remember this
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>>10849251
Bam
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>>10849610
what are the other 4
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>>10849610
Just like the Blooplefag tsk tsk
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>>10849573
Balsamic Chicken with garlic spinach as a side dish.
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>>10849521
Anxiety
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>>10849610
ill only reply to you because i love shuckle and i've drawn it like 50 times
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>>10849610
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>>10849471
Ratatouille
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>>10849582
Jeez, that sounds tough. How long does it usually take you to finish up the whole thing?
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>>10849610
Cry some more?
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>>10849619
did she eat Yellow?
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>>10849573
Pate aux crevettes au coulis de poivon rouge
Shrimps, spinach and scallops sauteed in a parsley, cilantro, garlic sauce over penne pasta.
Best meal I've ever had in my life, I could die.
Hot dogs are good, too.
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>>10849602
It was the end of act 6 that sucks. I actually liked act 7

>>10849608
>>10849628
I think you missed the part where I wanted to be creative

>>10849588
gimme a minute, I've got an idea
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>>10849471
Blazing Saddles.
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>>10849639
Saturn instead of Neptune. Interesting
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>>10849660
she ate her [spoiler]out[/spoiler]
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>>10849610
That's one of the only mons aside from the starters that aren't forgettable from that shit gen.
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>>10849567
Thank god for lapidemptionS5
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>>10849667
>I think you missed the part where I wanted to be creative
because that wasnt in the post i replied to. how about you cook up some fucking mustard gas ungrateful bastard
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>>10849471
Three Way Tie

>The Iron Giant
>The Princess Bride
>Pacific Rim

>>10849660
Not in my drawing's canon.
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>>10849681
Thank God for the barn S5
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>>10849675
Neptune probably fits her way better though.
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>>10849667
Act 7 had 6 minutes of frog porn, no fight nothing. What a piece of shit.
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>>10849471
Spirited away.
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>>10849667
i made gravlax today, gonna make some eggs hemingway(?) with it tomorrow. what do you have in mind?
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>>10849697
Thank god you die S5
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I LOVE Centipeetle! I want to cuddle with her all night long!
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>>10849619
Thank you! I also like that you had Blue Pearl perched on Blue Diamond's hand. These are your sketches? Your finished work must be very good.

>>10849649
The planning is tougher than the doing. There was a lot of math.

I believe it will take between 1-2 hours to go from mold to casting. It won't be fully cured until the next day.

I would like to have done my whole head for future projects, but that would require 2 more people to ensure I could breathe through the process.
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>>10849721
cute waifu, 10/10 love her
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>>10849721
>"THATS IT YELLOW CALL THE EXTERMINATOR!"
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>>10849676
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Well, I guess
>they don't want none.

Thanks for the requests everyone.

>>10849727
I'm trying to do Sketches to improve my art in general. My finished work is fine, but it could definitely use some work.
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>>10849368
>I have a foot fetish
>I cant really explain why I do, im not a smellfag either but I just like how they look for whatever reason? I like when the nails are colored brightly as well as liking how they feel, most women take care of them so theyre softer than someones palms
>I've gotten a footjob before and it was pretty nice. Its basically a bit of a rougher handjob but like I said feet feel softer and the fact most girls have really cold feet it feels great against my dick
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbyFc_uNZtg
what compels people to do this
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Are Gems good at math?
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>>10849713
Ooo I forgot that, I love that one too.
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>>10849745
Oh um draw a clown
And captain Murphy, the adult swim short one
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>>10849737
Is this incest
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>>10849471
The Room
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>>10849692
Fuck yeah, someone else loves Pacific Rim
It's not even that great in terms of plot, it's just fucking awesome in a way Transformers never could be
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I had a dream where Steven killed YD so BD called the police on him and he got arrested.
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It's Zuke's birthday!
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>>10849610
more like suckle
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>>10849753
What the fuck is this
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>>10849760
God I hope so
I can't wait for that pink diamond and white reveal, I hope there will be so much porn. I get wet thinking about it.
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>>10849775
i hope it's her last ahaha just kidding i'm really angry i even know her name i blame you nignogs
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>>10849764
Yeah, shit's so fucking cool But so fucking dumb.

Also, the weak plot is made up for by the cast's pretty damn good acting, in my opinion.

The deaths mean more in this movie because I grew to like the characters than a movie with terrific writing where I don't care for the characters.
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Shit.

I just realized that while I have a general idea on how the Crystal Gems would handle them, I have no idea as to how The Gem Homeworld would handle the Heartless if they showed up.

>>10849573

Try making a risotto.

>>10849471

Oh man, that's a tough one...

>A Goofy Movie
>Paulie
>Wreck-it Ralph
>My Neighbor Totoro (Fox dub or raw, Disney dub a shit)

>>10849727

Hey, Bloople!
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>>10849752
>footfag having my same filename for the same image
ree
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>>10849753
The only "good" one of these shitshows is the one with the baby conehead. It actually got a laugh out of me plus the girl who plays elsa is pretty hot and skimpy
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>>10849732
And you need a Public Relations adviser, cause that was just totally uncalled for.
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Would you ever tell people about your fetishes? How do you bring it up to a SO? I'm worried about rejection.
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>>10849780
Don't you dare corrupt Shuckle
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>>10849760
Gems do not have families like humans do. There is also no taboo. An 8XJ and an 8XK could have a dalliance and it would be fine.

>>10849692
>>10849764
Pacific Rim had my blood pumping. It was a damn shame about the Russian and Chinese Jaegers. I wish they had stuck around longer.

>>10849804
Greetings. KH Anon. I'm curious... have you thought about making a Keyblade?
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opal is the only good fusion
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>>10849832
Depends on how weird it is and if you can go without it.
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>>10849752
>Be a drawfag
>Get over the fear of drawing feet and actually trying to git gud
>Look at feet for references
>Slowly appreciate the way feet can look
>Think about how soft they feel, I have soft baby feet so I can rub it all I want

Stage 1 Bab here, feet can be nice but I don't like em like that
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>>10849835
How can you corrupt that which is already a slut?
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>>10849775
I HATE Zuke!! I'm glad Lapis will never love her
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>>10849753
This is extremely creepy. The dad probably has a ABDL fetish.
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>>10849727
>Math
Oh fuck no. I honestly dislike math.

That head project seems hard itself as well. You ever thought about getting into careers with costume designing or make up artist? I feel like that could be a cool career for you
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>>10849809
Sorry anon at least im not full on degenerate footfag
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>>10849832
Only if we get married.
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>>10849817
>"EEEEKKKKKK"
>"Just look you, you freak! Kill it! Kill it with fire!"
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>>10849856
You're thinking of Bloople
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>>10849866
it's okay anon i was just messing with you, i'm probably more of a degenerate as you are
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>>10849841
It's Ageplay stuff. It would turn sex from a 6 to a 10.
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>>10849610
What are the other 4 cool gen 2 pokemon?
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>>10849832
desu only if you know the person well enough to where you can talk about it, and if the person is willing/kinky/accepting enough to give it a try

just y'know don't do diapers/scat/piss/fat whatever because that's a definite no-no

>>10849850
same desu
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>>10849836
>I'm curious... have you thought about making a Keyblade?

Funny you should mention that, I actually have one. The only downside is that it's heavy as hell and it's missing the keychain portion.

Seriously, It's so heavy I could do some serious damage to someone if I struck them.

>>10849872

There are worse monsters out there in the universe, Blue Diamond. This is one of them.
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>>10849850
Id definetely say theres tiers to a foot fetish. The first being the appreciation like you have, but once you pop that chub theres no going back. Im fine where I am at with it, god help me if I somehow go further into degeneracy though. Galaxy draws great feet but has said she doesnt like feet like that
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>>10849892
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How do you report repost blogs?
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>>10849385
More? What would I even write next?
already feel slightly embarrassed from making it.

>>10849511
Thanks m80.
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Hey wrestlenon, I'm gonna draw you
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imagine peridot saying "oh, do you mean the chaos emeralds"
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>>10849804
There needs to be more art of Garnet and Amethyst
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imagine Ian's cheeks
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>>10849951
>same filename again
c-coincidence?
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>>10849832
Depends on how long I have been with them and the more far out the kink. But, if you are afraid of rejection, I recommend the mojoupgrade website.

>>10849862
The math wasn't fun, but in the end it told me the size of my enclosure in cubic inches. Then it told me the volume of material I needed to fill. From there I was able to figure out how much alginate and water will be needed to fill the volume without waste.

That would be a lovely career, but with CG effects being the mainstay for films there are fewer and fewer opportunities available. I would worry that I wouldn't be able to pay my bills.
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>>10849967
>becomes the most powerful and autistic gem in the galaxy

>>10849974
Imagine Ian being an actual wizard
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>>10849974
He uggo
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I want to _____ Holly.
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>>10849974
imagine him bouncing your pussy with those juicy cheeks
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>>10849903
one of them is xatu
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>>10849930
beat me lappy
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>>10849974
You can't slap Ian, you can only spank his face.
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>>10849995
slurp and tenderly love
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>>10849991
he a cutie fug you
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>>10850019
Becky pls
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>>10849901
This is a tough one to broach. I have never had a relationship where I was comfortable enough to introduce this kink. I am fortunate that I do not need it to make sex pleasurable.

>>10849915
Oh yes. Conventions are no fans of Keyblades of that weight. What makes your so heavy?

>>10850018
This view...
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>>10849976
Maybe
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>>10850000
Tell me more.
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>>10849998
Made me choke you fuck lol
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>>10849588
>>10849716

Okay, for some reason I want to do Tea on Rice.

from what research i've done, its supposed to be a bowl of salted salmon on rice half filled with green tea.

Using Smoked salmon changes the dynamic though, since a crucial element is the salt. To combat this two twists are taken

first up, pancetta. Like bacon, pancetta has a bright saltiness, but it lacks bacon's smoke, which as luck would have it, it can borrow from the salmon. Because pancetta is strongly flavored and fatty to boot, it must be balanced carefully, so we fry the pancetta and let the fat drain off over two changes of paper towels. After that it's broken into smaller pieces and mixed into the water that's used to cook the rice

next up, the tea. Greens are traditional, but light oolong has a flavor profile more suited to the salty components being thrown around.

Finally, we need a hint of sweet and spicy to bring this together. this is where the floral notes of pink peppercorns shine brightest. these are crushed to season the dish.

Finally, before serving, rice crackers are broken up and added as croutons to provide a light textural contrast that can also absorb flavor
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>>10850045
>>10849978
Ohh okay. Well looks like you're completely fine then I guess with math not being a problem that much.

What is ageplay? I've always wondered that, but never got the chance to look it up. You just reminded me that
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could someone do an SU character doing one of those persona 5 finishing touches or whatever
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https://waterhazard86.tumblr.com
Why do people repost instead of just reblogging it?
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>>10850084
You act like a baby and have someone take care of you.
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>>10850135
Sounds really creepy
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>>10850079
>salted salmon
but salting salmon is easy as fug, anon

also you mean ochazuke? sounds tasty, but i hope you're flavoring the tea and plain rice with something, else it's gonna taste like fishy rice water with pepper on it.
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I was wondering what wrestler I'd attach Blue Pearl's personality to.

I came up with this. I think it works.
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>>10849997
Does gem feel hurt when somebody pulls their body-clothes?
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>>10850084
There are gradients, but it all boils down to rolepaying. At it's mildest it is expressed in costumes like cheerleader outfits. Something to sell the idea that your partner is younger than they are.

In all cases, someone is always the older person in the role play. They are in control of the encounter while the person role playing younger.

Some people have a Daddy/daughter or Mother/son dynamic to add a taste of incest to it.

At its most extreme are those who roleplay as babies. This includes diapers, breast feeding, and pretending you can't speak.
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Did you know that zuke is 1 year closer to death now?
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>>10849978
> What makes your so heavy?

I don't know, but I suspect that being made of metal piping is the reason for its weight. Even my ex-coworker was shocked by how heavy it was when we took it to the KH 1.5 prerelease event in Anaheim.
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>>10850156
Like pulling skin
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>>10850156
It didn't seem to hurt Peridot, but it did startle her to get lifted by Garnet.
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>>10850140
Yeah, but lots of people are into it so w/e
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>>10850152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjJIMNpXfSs
Bloopsuke Nakapearla


>>10850167
The breast feeding/baby stuff is a little too far for me... but i think i'd probably into ageplay then..
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>>10850183
Who the fuck drew this shit. I hate them.
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>>10850183
Zuke is not that skinny.
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>>10850183
Sultan. If you're here. Please remake this image in your own, glorious way.

I know you can do it.
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quartz smiles are priceless
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I wonder what wrestler Emerald would be.

Any other wrestling anons have any idea? I'm thinking maybe Haitch.
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>>10850146
the rice will be cooked in a pancetta dashi with more pancetta pieces floating in it.

you're right though, the tea needs flavoring as well seeing as the fish and rice probably won't be strong enough to flavor it on its own. I've seen recommendation that soy sauce is added to tea to round out its flavors. I wonder if that will work for oolong as well
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>>10850248
I know nothing about wrestling. But good job
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>>10850152
I am not familiar with wrestling. Is this an homage? In either case, I think it works.

>>10850189
That would do it. Few cosplay weapons/props have actual metal in them. It can be difficult to haul around something heavy for 4-8 hours. Wood dowels and foam are the main materials used.

>>10850199
It is too far for me as well. Honestly, I am pretty vanilla compared to others. I like various kinks, but I rarely go deep into them. For example, I like being submissive, but I would never go try Gor.
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>>10850252
maybe a little bit of ginger? or a bit of miso? i've never made it, but i can imagine what it tastes like.
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>>10850207
People wishes her death thats why they remember to her that she is closer and closer to death
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when they killing off connie
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>>10850248
I'm honestly not sure. she'd probably be a submission specialist or high flier.

What if you made an Evolution like stable with the CGs and Steven

Have Steven be Orton

>>10850293
I'm a vanilla person as well. I'd totally try ageplay. As I said before, that does sound sorta hot. I think anal sex is something i'd want to have with my partner (if I ever get one). I don't know what my kinks are. I always thought anal sex looked nice since a lot of girls would never be into that, but that's really about it. I'd probably enjoy spanking a girl though.
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>>10850325
When Steven loses his healing powers again.
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HOLY SHIT WAIT

WRESTLENON!! Would Greg fit in the Elias Samson gimmick?
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>>10850248
I bet she would be dressed silly like that squad man(to make her embarrassed cute) or shark(to match her sharp teeth) or a rooster
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>>10850327
Steven's very clearly the Cena at best or the Sami Zayn more realistically.
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>>10850346
FUCK YES, HE WOULD!
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>>10850350
But it fits Steven well
>The golden boy
>Supposed to be the main future of the stable
>Gets betrayed by Pearl and the rest
>Amethyst is the Batista
>Pearl is the Haitch
>Garnet is the Flair

>>10850358
>"DO YOU WANT TO DRIVE WITH MR. UNIVERSE?!"
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>tfw i've gained 30 pounds this past year
having friends made me fat, avoid it at all costs
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>>10850300
scallions. Their peppery bite is uniquely herbal, a perfect complement for green oolong that adds a punch and plays well with other flavors
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Has anyone turned vanilla overtime? I used to like some hardcore stuff like noncon, bdsm, guro, incest etc but now i just want sensual handholding. I dunno what changed, feel like im alone on this
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>>10850293
>Few cosplay weapons/props have actual metal in them. It can be difficult to haul around something heavy for 4-8 hours. Wood dowels and foam are the main materials used.

I can see that being an issue, not to mention that you're also lugging around convention merch too.

Thankfully my cosplay would require very few props, I can only see a couple working without going into OOC territory.
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>>10850391
Just vomit friend. Say them that you are punk
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>>10849471
Gypsy or Funny Girl-Or Seven Samurai


oh gosh it happened one night though has to be one I can watch over and over again or anything Mel brooks
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>>10850391
Did you go out to eat?
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>>10850381
I'd flip Garnet and Pearl.

There's no way Garnet would play Second Banana to Pearl.

Maybe make Bismuth Bootista to have that mediocre WM Main event between her and Garnet.

Make Amy the Orton. Then she can use the Famethyst for Legacy later on.
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>>10850397
I guess you just get over that stuff as time passes?
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>>10850129
likely they found it on other websites and don't care about finding the source
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>>10850391
>tfw I was effectively anorexic as a kid so my parents let me eat anything I wanted provided I was eating and my dad gave me money every time I gained a pound
>now I'm 24 and my dad's telling me I'm starting to get fat
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>>10850211
They always draw Zuke super skinny.

I think it's because she draws herself kind of skinny looking in her simplified style
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>>10850409
all my friends do when they get together is eat/drink. both sometimes. everytime i didnt eat they were like 'OMG ANON Y DONT YOU EAT URE SO SKINNY1!!' so i had do it just they'd stop annoying me.

>>10850406
purging is gross and not effective.
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>>10850327
I'm sure you'll get a partner. You have an opinion, interests, and hobbies. That is important when making an impression on someone.

Anal sex is a rough one to broach with some women, but some are into it. I had a girlfriend who couldn't get enough of it. Just... be sure to use a lot of lube. That orifice doesn't self-lubricate.

Finding your kinks is part of the fun of sex.

>>10850397
I have not experienced going too far into kinks so I have never backed off either. That is an interesting situation, though.
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>>10850457
Here's a self portrait she's done
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>>10850219
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I love peridot but never like lapidirt art. Too bad there are no downvote for art.
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>>10850438
tell your dad he's old and his dick wont work anymore in a couple years
joking aside though, i dont wish eating disorders on anyone, they never really go away, so i hope you dont let it get through you. just stay healthy and that's it.
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>>10850499
Sultan does it again
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>>10850405
That is good news. Props are a pain sometimes. I have a friend who only cosplays characters that have someplace to hold a phone, key, and wallet. I think she was annoyed that her Poison Ivy cosplay had no room for these things.

>>10850499
I like how uncomfortable they look.
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>>10850499
I knew you could do it!

You magnificent fucker.
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>>10850499
What is worse be eaten by jabba or raped
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>>10850499
I fucken love it
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>>10850499
That Zuke legit made me jump when I clicked.
I wasn't expecting her to be so... uncanny.
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>>10850500
fuck off periredditor
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>>10850499
god i never knew what zuke looked like until i went on her tumblr, fuckin hell..
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>>10850466
I mean, I haven't really had luck with finding someone. I think it's mostly because I'm not interested in a relationship, but I still crave to love someone.

Yeah, the lube part is an obvious one. I remember my friend telling me a story that when he first tried it, he didn't know that you were supposed to lube her asshole and she started to bleed a little because of it.

>girlfriend
Oh, I didn't know you were bi

>>10850499
Bless you sultan
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>>10850501
I should clarify that I was "effectively anorexic" by which I mean I was kind of like pearl. Eating made me feel sick so I did so cautiously, I don't care how I look.

The biggest risk of relapse for me is a stomach virus, which has nearly resulted in me starving to death twice
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>>10850345
THE DREAM
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>>10850491
She looks nothing like that. Zuke is deluded
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>>10850499
Can you send this to her Tumblr?
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>>10850609
She rarely uses it now
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>>10850627
Aww, I want her to see it
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>>10850491
>>10850600
At least she got the stench right
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all I ever seem to do is let people down.
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>>10850609
Sure. Anyone have any ideas for what I could say?
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>>10850674
That's fucking good enough. That's amazing
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>>10850674
That seems fine enough.
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>>10849965
I'm not sure either, your fic just made me crave for more of what follows. I really liked it though as a backstory to lars of the stars. You shouldn't feel embarrassed about it either!
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>>10850563
Finding someone is tough. Especially if you do not get out there and meet people. I think I am going on 10 months without a long term relationship.

>Oh, I didn't know you were bi.
I tend to date guys because they're more likely to persue me, but I have been with a few women.

>>10850662
Why would you think that?
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>>10850674
Oh shit, Sultan! You're braver than I am.
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>>10850674
Im your fan of your BIGGEST
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>>10850674
I'm kind of surprised Tumblr hasn't attacked you and gotten your blog deleted. I guess majority doesn't like Zuke.
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>>10850674
Done.
https://sultanscarlet.tumblr.com/post/163821860660/happy-birthday-to-one-of-my-favorite-if-not-my
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>>10850701
what do you like in a woman? both physically and personality wise?
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>>10850674
I hope she sees this. I guarantee you'll be blocked
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>>10850701
Because it's true?
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I am finally home
I can finally share my love for Jasper through shitposting
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>>10850711
YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN.
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>>10850733
How soft do you think Jasper's mane is?
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>>10850746
Extremely rough
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>>10850733
fucc jasper
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>>10850746
soft enough for me to want to sleep inside of it forever
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>>10850701
Ten months isn't that long.
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>>10849201
Well I feel foolish. Sorry anon.
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>>10850701
Shit, I'm about to hit a year not being in a long term one on September. We broke up two days before our 1 year anniversary. I was lucky to score a tall girl too

Also here's the reaction images I promised you my dood
https://imgur.com/a/OIT6x
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>>10850827
It must be for hypersexual females.
Meanwhile I haven't had any significant human contact since my childhood.
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>>10850716
I am a passive person and I am often attracted to those who are more willing to do and achieve. I like a woman who is confident, strong, knows what she wants, and goes and gets it.

I also like one that is capable of settling in for the night to sit around and cuddle. I tried being with one who was on the go all the time. It seemed I came in second to her ambitions.

The physical attributes aren't as important to me. There is a limit to that, though. For example, I have never been attracted to a butch or a body builder.

>>10850724
It may feel that way, but it may not be true. Sometimes our brains want to convince us that we are failures. It is important to fact check it.

>>10850827
It feels like a long time to me. Perhaps I have been fortunate?
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>>10849573
Ube roll you hacks.
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>>10849471
end of evangelion
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>>10850855
Same
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>>10850860
Shit does feel long. You don't have anyone to hit you up everyday and tell you that they love you every morning and every night. You don't even have anyone to embrace at all... as i said on this one >>10850851, I'm about to hit a one year mark of being single.
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>>10850855
same thing here, although physical contact kinda makes me uncomfortable anyways
>>10850860
definitely fortunate, so far my luck has been no relationships ever.
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>>10850910
and?
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>>10850910
bring her back
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>>10850894
>so far my luck has been no relationships ever.
Same anon
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Music Anon out.

Good night, nerds. Love ya, /sug/
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>While brewing a cup of coffee and scouring AO3, I suddenly get the urge to write lewdfics.

Goddamn it, why did this have to hit me now?

>Go over my texts.
>Notice that a friend of mine texted me.
>He asked me if I have plans for writing lewdfics with the OCs from my crossover fanfics.

Okay, now that might be where I draw the line.
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>>10850939
>>10850894
don't worry wrestlenon... njpw will come soon and you'll have all of the jap hotties you can get

Night gay boi
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>>10850910
s-soon
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>>10850949
Oh, that anon isn't me.

He just used my reaction gif.
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>>10850939
Night, you adorable fucking homo
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>>10849368
Hands
I just admire them ever since I read about the evolution of them in highschool, and how they were developed over years and were one of the main factors that lifted us above the rest of nature and allowed us to rise to where we are now
The raw power and dexterity hands represent, seeing the muscles dance on the back of your hand as fingers move, it's simply beautiful
>My perfect scenario would be with a love, and just holding each other close while roaming our hands across ourselves, until I let my hands move upwards to caress their face
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>>10850936
i dont even really want sex at this point, i just want someone to talk to and be honest with
>>10850949
Oh shit, I forgot about him. I'm not wrestleanon.
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>>10850969
oh, my bad
Either way, night
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is anyone here in a serious relationship? everytime i mention im engaged in 4chan nobody believes it
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>>10850983
I believe it. There's plenty of normies on here nowadays.
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>>10850152
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>>10850978
I just found out, my bad for the confusion

>I don't even really want sex at this point, i just want someone to talk to and be honest with
Same

>>10850983
pshh, yeah right anon. next thing you'll say is that you are a billionaire!

in all seriousness though, if this is tooney, galaxy, or a different anon, congrats either way
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did steven ever even actually lose his healing ability?
it worked on his dad it just didn't work on giant sky orb which might not be healable
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>>10849573
>Anyone want to shout out an ingredient or dish?
A GARLIC LINGUINE RISOTTO PASTA, BALSAMIC ALFREDO VINAIGRETTE RAVIOLI
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>>10850348
Squid man is hot.
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>>10851012
I don't think he did, because that seemed to be a physical object like the Warp Pad.
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>>10850999
what does 'normie' mean anyway? i thought it means a normal person who has friends and socializes without feeling like shit and goes out frequently, who doesnt flick it/jack it to children's cartoon characters, etc
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>>10851033
I think it's just turned into the friends/socializes/mentally okay/goes out frequently
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>>10850978
I think I've transcended the need to have someone. I've become numb and accustomed to being alone, I've come to terms with it. It's funny to think that's there's this whole dimension of happiness and pain I'll never get to experience because I'll never be with someone.
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>>10851033
That's pretty much it. People started using it outside of 4chan and normies started using it unironically, which ruined the word altogether
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>>10849471
For live action I'd say either Blazing Saddles or See No Evil, Hear No Evil.
Animated would be The Iron Giant.
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>>10850851
>>10850886
First, thank you very much from the bottom of my heart for the reaction images. The mlep, in particular, was very cute!

That is awful that you lost her so close to the one year mark. At least you had someone for a while. Perhaps you will find someone again soon?

And... you like tall girls, too? There are so few that are taller than me. I have yet to date one.

>>10850855
You know... I had never considered that. I do miss daily sex, but I never thought about how it would factor into my longing for a long term relationship.

>>10850894
I try to not to take my fortune for granted, but your comment puts it into stark contrast.

>>10850983
There was a guy on earlier this evenign that was married with children.
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>>10850978
Awe, that sounds nice anon and its an understandable need.
To be honest, ive always been intimidated from having a relationship. I'm scared of commitment and they seem like a lot of work. At the same time tho, id think itd be nice.
Hope youre able to find someone soon!

>>10850983
Again, nope! But thats really awesome that youre engaged! Congrats anon!
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>>10851012
Yes because he could heal the warp pad either
>>10851023
He was able to heal his stuffed bear tho and thats an object
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>>10851068
Hey, no problemo amigo. I enjoyed drawing them and it was a pleasure doing so. i kept shifting around with hairstyles, so yeah, sorry about that
>the mlep, in particular, was very cute!
I had to do it. That, and the manly one made me giggle a lot

I did enjoy her company in the long run. She was a fun person, but that passion she had for me died out, so she told me. I was okay with breaking up because she did it sooner rather than later. We would have hurt each other a lot if she kept going

>And you like tall girls too?
Fuck yeah I do. Tall women are my most preferred. I wouldn't mind dating a short girl, but tall has always been my thing. I'm 5'3, and I've dated 3 women who were around 5'8-6'0. I guess my confidence in my height and not allowing that to stop me from doing what i had to do made them like me a lot more and accept my shortness. Trust me, they're fun to date
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>>10850983

I'd believe you, this isn't /b/.

As for me, I'd never really considered getting into a serious relationship or actively pursued one.

>>10851068
>That is good news. Props are a pain sometimes. I have a friend who only cosplays characters that have someplace to hold a phone, key, and wallet. I think she was annoyed that her Poison Ivy cosplay had no room for these things.

Yeah, carrying things like my wallet and phone might be an issue if I don't find a clever way to give my cosplay pockets.

Also, what's your take on >>10850940?
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>>10851115
*couldn't heal the warp pad
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>>10851068
yeah, i don't think anyone has ever even been attracted to me until a month or so ago, when I posted a few pictures in here.
>>10851080
i highly doubt that's going to happen, honestly.
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>>10850978
I do miss the camaraderie quite a bit. Being able to unload our days with each other. Do some chores. Cuddle until we sleep. Even making pancakes for him/her in the morning is something I miss.

>>10851080
Garnet is definitely right. Relationships are a lot of work. I managed to go 2 years with my previous relationship. I do not know how my grandparents managed 50 years.

>>10851122
That is a healthy way of looking at it. She ended it before it went sour.

I can confirm that confidence is a heady aphrodisiac. I would ignore almost any of my physical preferences for someone confident.
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>>10850348
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>>10851136
Me too. But I want the gem placement somewhere else
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>>10851171
that sounds very nice. im glad you got to experience it, at least.
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>tfw there will never be a doujin of getting fucked into mind break and become nothing but a gem slave cum toilet, used as a means of making gem hybrid abomination. Basically the resident whore for HW.
Why live
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>>10851171
That's how I see it as. She kept apologizing to me saying "I was wasting your time and i'm sorry", but i just kept reassuring her that it's fine and things like this happen. You can't help but feel them. If you were to have kept being with me when you had no feelings, then you'd hurt us both.

Man... I really wish i could talk to you outside of here, but i gotta respect your rule of keeping things anonymous. You really are a great person to talk to from time to time
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>>10851127
My take is that you should only write what you are comfortable writing. If you write something and you are uncomfortable doing it, it will come out in the writing. I would draw the line and find another story.

Also, I am getting tired. I should probably get some sleep soon.
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>>10851185
i want belly or chest, but i'd take any at this point. holly does things to me, i can only imagine if it was her in my favorite color
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>>10851180
Awww anon.. that's so fucking cute
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>>10851132
why do you doubt it?
>>10851171
Just hearing that makes me want a relationship even less. I dont think I could handle it, at least right now anyway. I mostly just want to be able to focus on myself. Still I can't help but feel lame that I havent been in a relationship before.

2 years is still a good amount of time to be in one! But ya people staying together for 50 years is really amazing, I dont know how they did it!
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>>10851261
i doubt it because I can't talk to people, especially if I'm introducing myself. you can't get into relationships if you don't know anyone.
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>>10851210
>My take is that you should only write what you are comfortable writing. If you write something and you are uncomfortable doing it, it will come out in the writing. I would draw the line and find another story.

Yeah, I totally get that. I'm not 100% against the idea, I'm just a bit iffy on it due to the OCs and whatever character they'd be getting lewd with (knowing my friend it be a toss-up between Pearl, Amethyst, Holly Blue Agate, and Blue Zircon). I am drawing the line at the Heartless OC though, that'd be completely OOC for him.

What I'll probably end up doing is writing a short 1-chapter story involving a more intimate relationship developing between the human OC and the Gem in question, sharing it with my friend and /sug/, and go from there.

And if you're going to bed soon, goodnight!
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>>10851180
Thats precious
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>>10851180
Like a baby
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>>10851210
alright bloop! Goodnight! Pleasant dreams!
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>>10851210
gnight bloops!
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>>10851271
I can relate to that to, I'm very shy so meeting new people is difficult. You just gotta keep trying tho, try to force yourself little by little to put yourself out there more. Even try dating sites maybe?
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>>10851338
Gnight
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>>10850766
>>10850813
Why were these deleted? Were they banned for something?
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>>10851202
Me too and I am confident I will experience something similar in the future. In the meantime, I am filling my life with work and hobbies.

>>10851209
That sounds like a good mutual breakup. Those seem so rare.

It is good to talking to you too. I appreciate you sharing your experiences. You will make a good boyfriend to someone.

>>10851261
There is nothing wrong with not wanting a relationship. Focusing on yourself is a great way to grow into someone new.

>>10851290
That sounds like you have a good handle on your boundaries. That is good!

Good night, KH Anon. I hope you have a great evening.

>>10851331
Good night to you too, Anon. Pleasant dreams!

>>10851338
Sleep well, Peri-anon.


Good night /sug/.
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>>10851342
I haven't tried yet, but considering my age I doubt anyone would be looking for long term things anyways.
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>>10851328
I love her!
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>>10851328
Stop, this is so fucking cute anon

>>10851355
Yeah, my older brother and sister were in disbelief because they believes breakups are supposed to end badly.

Aww thanks for the compliments. Got me blushing over here. Goodnight bloop. See you tomorrow night!
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>>10851353
What was it
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>>10851328
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Well, i'm gonna call it a night too. Night everyone! I love you all
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>>10851353
It's happened a bunch lately. Either they're posting ban-able shit elsewhere or they're doing it for effect.
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>>10851418
Night, you fag
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would you touch an agate butt?
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>>10851433
I'd touch it with my face when Holly sits on it.
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>>10851447
you have amazing taste
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like if owned
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>>10851355
>There is nothing wrong with not wanting a relationship. Focusing on yourself is a great way to grow into someone new.

Thats what I always try to tell myself to but I feel like theres this pressure that I SHOULD be in a relationship, like its something I must want, ya know? I guess that pressure may come from others.

But thanks bloople! Nice talking to you, have a good night!!
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>implying all those single anons aren't just on this level
KEK.
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>>10851555
I'm not that bad
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>>10851581
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>>10851593
Hey look diaperposting
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>>10851627
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>>10851669
>Lapiss
beautiful, I can smell the urine
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AND LET'S BRING PEARL.
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>>10851709
Do we have to?
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>>10851720
yes.
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>>10850711
Lol Drawendo commented too. I know he comes here frequently but I still find it funny how Tumblr seems to like him while he's not necessarily hiding the things that could easily rub Tumblr in the wrong way.
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>>10851709
Nah pearls are nasty
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>>10851752
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>>10851709
pearl's dick
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>>10851556
>>10851556
>>10851556
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