HG THREAD
(NOT) FYXE ISLAND 11 : SECRET AVATAR TOURNAMENT
GET YOUR FIGHTING GEARS AND SWIMSUITS READY.
BEHIND THIS MASK
I ASK
IS IT ME?
IS IT YOU?
WHO WEARS ANOTHER FACE????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3ucaAFAR5k
first
>>10844362
Joji Joestar
>>10844362
Sombra
>>10844362
Shy Gal
Satsuki Kiryuin
The Flash
Daler Mehndi
Twiss
Lara Croft
>>10844362
Audrey Burne
Zen and Rei
>>10844362
Jake Paul
Jenny
>>10844362
Karin Kanzuki
Ezreal
ALL MIGHT
>>10844362
10K
Elias Ainsworth
>>10844362
Metal Face
>>10844362
Pretty magical girl Etna
>>10844362
Silver
Frodo Puggins
Fistroman
>>10844362
Kyubey
>>10844362
Glenn
>>10844362
Treat
Elite
>>10844362
Veigar
Eusine
lain
Noble Five
Jonny Fairplay
Me!Me!Me!
Nozomi
>>10844362
Joseph Christiansen
Sakuya Izayoi
GotY
Buckethead
Impmon
Sinclair
>>10844362
shelder kooper
>>10844371
>>10844319
>He stands there, trying to help find her hand in her sleeve, eventually shaking said hand.
Your name is Shy Gal?
>He raises an eyebrow in confusion.
Eh. Guess I can't say anything. Least your name's easy to remember.
Vinny
>>10844362
Trevor Belmont
Momoyo Kawakami
Vert
Akemi Homura
Inferno Cop
Shirai Kuroko
Beltboy
>>10844434
Isn't that literally going to be the exact same game? Just like what Splatoon pulled.
sad pug
Mr. Pink
>>10844362
Marcille
>>10844445
Good dammit You almost had it.
>>10844410
>>10844312
I apologize for my ignorance but how do you know what school is but you don't know what books are? Books are a common staple of both schools and education.
>>10844362
Ja'far ibn Yahya
>>10844460
It was written with the same code as D1 but yeah it pretty much will be but I'm still fucking excited.
post who you think each avatar is
>>10844495
Well, shit.
Stewie Griffin
>>10844488
My boss told me about something called school one day and never mentioned again.
>>10844399
>Karin notices the demon pest from earlier has made her way onto the contest.
Ohohohohoho, back for more I presume?
>>10844461
>sad pug
>being sad when you hVe pizza
>>10844502
Treat is Red
>>10844477
rip...
THE HOSTING RIDE NEVER ENDS!
YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF NOBODIES BUT FOR SOME REASONS THE RATINGS ARE SKYROCKETTING TONIGHT.
THE ACADEMIA WAS JUST A WARMING UP
GET READY
CHECK IT SWAP IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF_HIay9Wrg
>>10844410
Ok. This is my favorite competitor already. I'm totally not biaised though, she just look super strong
>>10844440
>She giggles.
T-Thanks! Ummm...y-yours too...
>She's silent again for a moment.D-Does it stand for anything? Your name, I-I mean! A-A-And if you don't mind my asking, of course!
>A bright blush is already starting to spread across her mask.
>>10844499
I mean, it's all fine that it's going to be the same, I just find the idea a bit silly. Hope they at least fix the problems.
>>10844518
i am also sad when i hVe pizza
Nocho
>>10844528
Meme mememe meme!
>>10841149
/co/ is doing their games too, Main Game #2 starts soon.
>>10844528
S-Same spot? O-Okay, ummm...r-ready?
>>10844534
>Well that bloody post was fucked. Should be a linebreak between the moment and does.
>>10844319
>Ezreal wipes away a bit of vomit dribbling out from the corner of his mouth. Now that the corpse is out of their sight, he can start thinking straight again.
D-don't worry about it, really...I'm the one who dropped the ball. If I was paying attention I could've just, teleported to her and snatched her out of harms way, but...
>Ezreal swallows to clear the lump that had formed in his throat. He seemed a little choked up still, but definitely better than he was before.
You don't have to apologise. I could've stopped this. A girl is dead because of my inaction.
>Ezreal speaks as if he's completely unaware that he's currently within a killing game...
>>10844528
A vacation will be nice after that mess last game.
>>10844528
The last challenge of this day for me, hope it would be great!
>>10844528
"Stay close."
I know, I know! And you be careful too, Zen. You're not invincible, you know?
>>10844518
Now I want some food
>>10844528
The power of Bakuzan shall bend the knees of these pigs.
>>10844528
ਇਹ ਚੰਗਾ ਲਗਦਾ ਹੈ ਮੈਂ ਆਪਣੀ ਜਿੱਤ ਵਿੱਚ ਡਾਂਸ ਕਰਨ ਲਈ ਤਿਆਰ ਹਾਂ.
>>10844528
Well, it looks like I have to wait this out. Someone put Teletubbies on the TV and I might spare you all.
>>10844564
nice rp
>>10844528
I'm not that strong, miss host. I'm just a common wolf like all the others.
>>10844528
Let's get this show on the road, shall we?!
>>10844528
Give up now! And prepare to bow before the master of evil!
>>10844528
More targets to hack? It's like Christmas Morning in this place.
Bring it.
>>10844528
I shall do my very best in this game and make sure that I climb out of the bottom ten of the Tourney Ranks... I can't fail! Not like I've always had until now! Watch me... ONEE-SAMAAAAAA!!
>>10844528
>First some sort of machine, then school, now the beach? This place shifts its setting awfully quick, and with little warning. I'll have to be careful. There's no telling what may happen here. I put on my best game face.
Ready!
>>10844515
Oh if it isn't the walking pair of tits with an attitude. You're damn right I'm back for more and I'm going to get you back for kneeing me in the godamn face.
>>10844386
>>10844325
It very well sounds like it's been a rough experience for the two of you. I'd love to help out, but it seems these shadows are beyond my power. We seem to be heading someplace new, so unfortunately I can only leave you with a few words of mine. I wish you the safest of travels, and perhaps our paths will cross once more!
>>10844528
>I'm totally not biased
>>10844528
Let's get this
>>10844528
You picked a rather strange location for a deathmatch. I'd hate to ruin a setting like this.
Ah well. Let's get this show on the road, shall we?
>>10844557
>Shy finally looks back at him. Tears are streaming out of her eyes (eyeholes?) and down the front of her face (mask?).
I-I-I could have, too...o-oh, gosh...
>>10844514
I find it hard to believe that in this day and age of modern technology you know about absolutely nothing of modern technology.
Books are basically what happens if you write on pieces of paper and stick them together to form some coherent story or stories. Some of the more popular stories under the section of fiction that have been wrote in recent years are Marvel's comic books of various characters, Harry Potter, and The Bible.
>>10844536
Name some and I'll tell you if they did or not. Please.
>microwaves water
>>10844534
Oh yeah. It's the number of Z's I plan to kill. Up to like... 1084... and a half.
>He casually shrugs.
No big deal.
>The slight, boastful smirk on his face says otherwise.
>>10844528
Oh hey. My team looks pretty good. I'm alright with this.
>>10844528
>>10844510
>>10844390
Well, unfortunately, I'm unable to participate...
>Karin looks at the beach and notices how inferior it is compared to her own private one.
...But I am willing to give this short stubby man my spot for these games
>Notices and points to the short Eddy.
Bye for now.
Karin waves goodbye as she calls her butler.
ISHIZAKI-SAN!
>>10844607
Well, you're out of luck. We'll settle this another time. For now I have business to attend to.
>>10844528
I ain't gonna be a nobody for long! You schmucks better be ready!
>>10844528
-Off into the distance... what is that?! A red blur zooms it's way over large boat. Is it a roadrunner, is it a car way over the limit. It is the scarlet speedster himself: The Flash!
All of that running was bound to lead me somewhere. If only I knew what that somewhere was.
>Missed 2 games in a row
>>10844447
homuhomu
>>10844626
Character's lack of talking late on.
Better presentation.
More variety (more classes, weapons, what have you)
etc, etc.
>>10844528
Now, this place looks to be much more to my style! Looks like we're in for a ride, so let's get to it!
>>10844598
Ganbatte~
>kissu
>>10844528
I ask all of you; won't you reconsider this? How can anybody stand to live with themselves, with so much blood on their hands?
Please, abandon these ideals.
>>10844657
>kissu
>>10844655
(Damn, I totally forgot to greentext that "goodbye" shit)
No swaps?
Wow this is a first
Maybe you are just THAT eager to die?
Anyway LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>10844557
>Vacations
>He said vacations
THIS IS A BATTLE ROYALE HOSTED ON A TROPICAL PARADISE! IF YOU ARE HERE TO SLACK OFF YOU'RE GONNA DIE FIRST
>>10844581
But wolves are the strongest of canines though?
I'm a dog so I know about that well...
Damn I wish I was a wolf sometimes
>>10844614
As true as I'm not Fyxe I can say it: I'm not biaised
>>10844577
>She extends her arm to click on the TV turning on an episode of the teletubbies
Enjoy!
>>10844655
Chickening out already? You're just missing a few feathers anyway. You better come back soon so I can lovingly slam your face into the wall a few times. Don't worry though I'll try not to hurt that pretty face of yours.
>>10844661
>miss a game while I was out eating
Though I managed to get in both of the past games, so I probably shouldn't be complaining.
>>10844608
I-It's ok! Me and Zen can handle shadows easy-peasy!
"Thank you for your kind words. We wish you the same. Be on the look out for black masses with masks and arms jutting out of them. Those are the common traits of a shadow."
>>10844736
I'm popular somewhere? I-I'm a star somewhere too?!
>>10844736
Sorry pal, but I'm the fastest bird here... Well at least I am if Chuck doesn't appears.
>>10844736
You know we were going to tie you to a stake and burn you to death but I think this way is much more satisfying.
>>10844736
Bazinga.
They have just fallen for one of my practical jokes.
>>10844769
>>10844736
Working with a fucking succubus. What's this world coming to?
>>10844736
Looks like I caught you this time, sport. The classic bomb in the suitcase trick, a Sinclair Solutions exclusive.
>>10844736
>How bizarre. Normally I don't have this kind of strength. I rise from the tides and start drying off my clothes. No time to think about that now. I have to prepare for, well... anything.
>>10844684
O-O-O-O-ONEE-SAMA!
There's no amount of encouragement anyone can bestow upon me that can outdo yours! To know that my dear Onee-sama is cheering me on from the shadows! My life depends on victory!
>>10844736
If you think this minuscule ''victory'' counts as one then you're a lost cause. Rejoice in your own ignorance, enjoy it while it lasts.
>>10844736
You'll never even catch me, Just try it.
>>10844625
I live close to a mountain, i'm really sorry for being primitive. Where can I find those books that you are talking about? I really want to stop being primitive.
>>10844736
True. But i'm not the fighting type, I prefer doing the things with calm and avoiding unnecessary disputes
>>10844736
ਮੈਂ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਦੇਖ ਰਿਹਾ ਹਾਂ ਕਿ ਅਮਰੀਕੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਪੰਜਾਬ ਸਭਿਆਚਾਰ ਦੀ ਅਸਲ ਪਰਵਾਹ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੈ. ਪਰ ਇਸ ਨਾਲ ਕੋਈ ਫਰਕ ਨਹੀਂ ਪੈਂਦਾ. ਮੈਂ ਕੇਵਲ ਜਿੱਤਣ ਲਈ ਆਪਣੇ ਤਰੀਕੇ ਨਾਲ ਨਾਚ ਨਹੀਂ ਕਰਾਂਗਾ ਸਗੋਂ ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਦਿਲਾਂ ਵਿੱਚ ਵੀ ਕਰਾਂਗਾ.
>>10844736
"So many fireworks..."
Wow, this place is amazing! Ooh, let's go look for some food!
>>10844736
>>10844655
>No swaps
>>10844736
>A strange juxtaposition to what the man was expecting.
>Fireworks of a different kind, however these were most pleasant to watch as this human tank disembarked the vessel.
>>10844621
>Unable to look at her tears, Ezreal casts his gaze upon the ground instead. The sight of her crying almost pushes Ezreal to shed some tears of his own, but he manages to hold them back. With a hand on his forehead, Ezreal smashes his elbow into the box behind him in a fit of rage.
Damn it! Damn IT!
>Ezreal pounds his elbow into the box again, his frustration escalating.
What do we do? She deserves more than to be locked in some box, mixed up with my...my vomit! Shit!
>>10844736
>Ezreal floats on the water, his cares drifting away from him as he himself drifts out into the sea. It's relaxing, until a disembodied voice starts taunting him.
What? Battle royale? When did I get mixed up in something like that?
>>10844736
This is like an episode of one of those jungle cartoons! Yes, I've found myself in a strange situation indeed, just how long before I'm growing fur like the rest of you? I suppose there won't be an antidote to that transformation!
G-g-g-g-get me out of here!
>/co/ thread has almost 20 less IPs
>entries go by twice as fast
Fuck
>>10844736
Me meMeme mememe!
>Meme memememe meme me meme mememe meme mememe Me.
>>10844736
It was very kind of you for offering a ride on your jet, Audrey.
If you ever need a favor just...why are you putting on a parachute?
>Audrey jumps out of the plane as both engines suddenly explode
TE VOY A MATAR PERRA! CUANDO SALGA DE AQUI TE VAS A ARREPENT-
>>10844651
O-Oh gosh, that's a lot...d-do you think there are that many out there..?
>>10844736
>Shy really couldn't care less about what song's playing, as she walks the entire way with head in sleeves, without looking up at the audience a single time.
T-T-They're all staring, a-aren't they...?
>>10844802
>Shy squeaks in surprise when he pounds into the box.
I-I-I don't know! ...C-Can't we just leave her there? I-I don't want to, but...
>Shy trails off.
>want to enter
>does not want to enter normal ava as it is SAW weekend and fags will swarm me with "WHERE'S YOUR SECRET AVA"
arrivederci
>>10844832
Literally who does this
>>10844672
>Characters lack of talking
Our guardians are for now ever mute. So no more talking guardians, we got Dolan bot to talk for you. Presentation is much better than D1 so far, same classes, weapons now have fixed perks but there are now a shit ton of weapons to use (supposedly) that way they can tune one weapon and fix it beside the WHOLE class of weapons.
>>10844736
Idiotic host, didn't notice my request. Oh well.
>She carries on as she notices the destruction around her as she was the only survivor of the crash
That girl attempted to kill us, the nerve of some people.
>She brushes it off and waltzes away from the crash
>>10844736
I did play college ball, you know! It's refreshing to see someone respect their elders. Let's see if these youngsters can catch up.
>>10844736
I'd never regarded myself as a powerful trainer. Even calling myself a trainer seems like a stretch. Of course, if Suicune were to get involved, it would be an entirely different story!
>>10844795
>>10844818
Nice rp
>>10844832
Secret ava is optional, numpty
>>10844736
ALRIGHT JAKE PAULERS, I'm here on Fyxe Island and they've got this super dope firework show going on right behind me - lemme, hold on...
>Jake fiddles with the camera until he gets a good angle on the lights in the sky, the crack of the fireworks filling the air both in the video and in real life.
Flippin' awesome, right? Anyways, I'm just hoping we don't get ambushed by any haters on our PATH TO VICTORY - JAKE PAULERS STRONGEST ARMY ON EARTH 2K17!
>>10844736
LET THE BATTLE BEG- Wait....Where are all the minions...? Ah! THEY MUST HAVE RAN IN FEAR OF THE MIGHTY VEIGAR! Bweheheheh!
>The yordle sits by his lonesome in the dark celebrating his fake victory
>>10844736
WOW RUDE!!
How can you guys say that about Impmon? Digimon tamers was the best season.
THERE RNG SAID IT
VERT IS WORST NEP SCREENCAP
WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURE LAIN! FURRIES RULE THE NET NOW
oh and...
A bunch of people die
Ah ah
>>10844762
YOU'RE THE STAR TONIGHT BABY!
(Behind treat but still)
>>10844792
Strenght is more than muscle and punches! I assure you you're gonna wi-
>>10844528
I can't say a vacation seems in place when it's still rather undetermined how or what pesters this place...
>The girl sighs as she walks away from the rest of her team, heaving her shoulders and closing her eyes, readying the weaponry she brought along on this holiday.
But it's fine as long as the three of you don't stand in my way, it'd be unfortunate if that was supposed to happen... for you, that is.
>>10844664
>Homura redirects her attention to whoever called her out via some annoying nickname she'd rather not hear. A grunt left her mouth while her attention slowly dissipated.
Either call my by my name or state what you want, but don't call me out with a nickname you made up in a whim...
>>10844736
>Homura stares at the fireworks in the sky, seemingly unfazed as she moves to the actual accommodation, sitting down for a minute before planning her way to take out any assailants that might be with her.
A warm welcome, I just don't see a point in caring.
>She looks over at a certain map she has made, pinpointing crucial points of the island, thinking to herself "One of these locations will make due, I'll have to move there as quickly as possible... for me... and for her."
>>10844736
LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROA-
>>10844737
Thank you robot. I'll make sure your death wi-
>He notices the current program on the TV
Do that again! Do that spin again!
>>10844847
Is this a Metal Gear reference?
>>10844872
>Your favorite tribute dies
I'm sad, really sad...
Please comfort me...
No actually, confort all the cool guys who died here, they deserve it, all of them
F them
>>10844832
I'll play my regular ava too and hold your insecure hand, how about that?
>>10844792
Well then fine, allow me to take you somewhere in which you will be enlightened by the wondrous world of today's media.
>He reaches out one of his hands to the small wolf human before quickly retracting it.
Wait I forgot something.
>He reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle of hand sanitation.
Here, hold out your hands. I don't know where those have been and I'd rather not get some kind of horrible disease from the mountains.
>>10844872
Oh wow I bet I got a lot of mails by now from my new friends!
>she checks the email in her head only to be confused and sadden at the amount of hatemail
That's... odd...
>>10844872
>Shy has no idea what she just did. The man was looking into the box, so she thinks he did him a favor by ushering him in and closing the door. While she waits for the timer above it to go off, she casually leans on the wall next to it and plays her Gameboy while humming.
>>10844872
See that, young lady? That's Rapture. Land of opportunity, if you have the aptititude for it.
>>10844872
...
>Treat vanished just like her dreams, even if she never got one to start with.
>>10844872
>She notices the statue of the repugnant succubus and laughs
Such a ridiculous stature we have here. I wouldn't be surprised if this monstrosity was destroyed quickly
>>10844844
>forever mute
Man, that really miffs me good. Though I really wanted more to play around with in this one. Just seems to literally be dlc.
>>10844872
And to think I bought a new ''fighting outfit.'' It's nothing but a decoy for my enemies, Junketsu is everything I need.
>Satsuki throws her new ruined ''fighting outfit'' to the seagull. He can use it to wipe his ass if he wants.
>>10844872
>Eusine spends the day pestering the locals, desperately trying to persuade them to worship the mystical beast known as Suicune.
>>10844872
"Stand back, Rei."
>Zen aims his twin crossbows at his opponent and unloads an entire barrage of bolts upon him. He is riddled head to toe with bolts.
>>10844872
ਮੈਂ ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਹੱਬਰ ਤੇ ਹੱਸ ਰਿਹਾ ਹਾਂ, ਹਰ ਇੱਕ ਨੂੰ ਪਤਾ ਹੋਣਾ ਚਾਹੀਦਾ ਹੈ ਕਿ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਇੱਕ ਗਊ ਦੇ ਰੂਪ ਵਿੱਚ ਵੀ ਪਵਿੱਤਰ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੋ.
>>10844851
ਮੈਂ ਸੋਚਦਾ ਹਾਂ ਕਿ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਇੱਕ ਗੰਦੇ ਮੁਸਲਮਾਨ ਹੋ, ਇਸੇ ਕਰਕੇ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਕਿਸੇ ਸਿੱਖ ਬਾਰੇ ਸ਼ਿੱਦਤ ਨਾਲ ਗੱਲ ਕਰੋਗੇ?
>>10844872
Ri-ribbit...
>wouldn't be surprised if an actual furry Glenn existed...
>>10844872
Oh look, a seashell!!
>When Silver tokes the seashell trips and falls on the nest
OUCH, OUCH, OUCH GET AWAY FROM ME URCHINS!!!
>>10844872
>the day on her super-secret hideout
>on
>her
>>10844778
Excuse me? A succubus? Don't make me laugh, I'm not some horny demon that goes down on her date within the first five minutes. Besides, a succubus is too weak compared to me.
>>10844872
That's right, worship your future overlord! Pretty girl Etna!
>>10844832
bye bye mokou
>>10844924
do you have this?
>>10844872
>When the cameras aren't aimed at the pupper and Sakuya, she immediately drops the act and runs after the doggo, hugging it and saying all kind of nice things.
W-Was that too mean of me? I know you cannot understand me but I am so sorry for saying such degrading terms in front of the camera.
>Pets and scratches his belly.
>>10844872
>Joseph seems confused by the reward he's given - both the reasons and the prize itself.
O-Oh? I could have sworn just a moment ago that I was defeated quite embarrasingly in combat with the other two people, plus Mr. Elias. I'm not sure what a harem is, but nonetheless, I hope we can work together towards a common goal from here on out - maybe even reach the final foru!
>>10844925
If that miffed you just reason anything Luke Smith posts and see how much he doesn't care about the community.
>>10844872
>How bizarre! This rain only appears to be an inconvenience to myself. It only appears whenever I desire to leave the hotel. This must be the work of some sort of outside force.
>>10844822
>Biting his lip, Ezreal raises the lid to the box again. He instantly slams it shut when he gets the faintest look at the corpse, wanting to bury that image as deep into his mind as possible. Turning to look at Shy Gal, he nods his head.
Y-yeah, looks like she's going to have to stay in there. I'm so sorry for making you go through all of this, I just...couldn't do it alone. Moving that body. It's easier when...you know.
>>10844872
>Ezreal holds a copy of boku no autism in his hand, looking at the back cover. You can imagine his confusion when he sees himself there, advertised as the fan favourite.
How?
>>10844872
COME ON YOU LOT! Let's get moving!
>Tearing far ahead through the hilly valley's of the tropic seaside, The Spartan kept a brisk pace... Backwards... Keeping an eye on his would-be apprentices
It's all in your head! Pick em' up, put em' down and keep breathing!
>>10844822
Oh there's plenty more out there. More Z's than people really... Kinda sad when you think about it, because they used to be people too. But, one reason or another... They're dead now...
>He becomes somber for a moment, before raising his rifle, eyeing something in the distance.
Cover your ears real quick.
>With a pull of the trigger, a distant figure shambling along jerks and falls to it's knees after a small burst from it's head.
Heh. 1085... And a half.
>>10844872
Well if you want my trust... Just.. don't be a dick?
>10K shrugs.
Don't steal or back stab me really.
>>10844872
Meme? Me mememe~
>Me meme meme mememe meMeme mememe Gleen memememe.
>>10844736
>>10844820
Please, forgive this. I despise all this conflict, but if it's the only way to assure peace, I will do what I must. I bear none of you any will will, even if it appears otherwise.
>>10844872
>>10844911
My home is among the stars, not under the waves. Mankind was meant for better things thank to argue amongst themselves like they do now.
>>10844947
How do you know Mokou didn't do a secret ava just cause of how unexpected it'd be?
>>10844903
Uh... like these?
>Treat puts both of her hands in front of him, like if she was going to receive something
>>10844872
SHELDER STOP!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR FAME TO MAKE PEOPLE MISERABLE! WHAT THE FUCK
Destiny 2 gets shitposted a lot on /v/ it seems, kek.
MEMEMEMEMEMMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM
Do androids dream of electric sheeps? I dunno. But they sure have existential crisis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1p5jdREcI4
>>10844914
>Gives a (not) fyxe plush as a consolation prize
>>10844935
I know a furry serge and a furry Kid.
And well, Lynx doesn't need that!
Alright you're my new fav tribute now that Treat got axed
>A scroll lies on the shore, blown in by the wind.
>>10844971
Honestly, anything with Bungie I don't expect much anymore.
>>10844739
>>10844944
Hush child, I'm here because the host is an incompetent boob and that statue is one of the ugliest I've ever seen in my life.
>>10844953
(No, defo adding it)
>>10844872
>Homura didn't deem the girl as a threat to her own being, letting her grab her as an emotionless stare gazed at the boy that was dragged along with her. A sigh left her vocal cords as she looked upwards, visibly annoyed by the entire situation. Before being merged together, Homura already noticed there was a certain malfunction going on, ensuring that whatever would happen wasn't pretty. Just before the merge, Homura had a final thought to herself as she activated the time enhancement mechanism on her wrist "'l'll just have to try again... again and again...".
>>10845011
Please don't tell me.
Is it related to the amulet of 9 lives?
>>10844872
>>10844984
-Mere hours after leaving the ship, The Flash was faced with a problem. A new world means new threats. Who can he trust? Setting his sights on a young boy, the ever gentlemen, he is, he tips his hat to him-
Greetings chum! It seems I've gotten a little lost on my jog here. If I were to be a common villain, you think I would do that by now.
>>10844872
Who the heck're you callin' a literally who? I'm Impmon! THE Impmon!
>The little Digimon swipes a random picture and signs his name before throwing it back in the randos face.
Stupid human, I dunno what I was expectin'.
>>10845000
i just said that because mokou always use italian words
>>10845007
>cries because stills feels guilty for killing Inferno Cop
>>10845007
...
>She blasts off instead like a sensible person would do
>>10845011
>grabs a hold of the scroll and looks at it
What is this?
>>10845007
>Satsuki doesn't talk at all while Twiss and Sakuya keep talking to each other. Instead she enjoys the relaxing moment as if it was the last.
>>10845007
I'm having flashbacks.
And you need your eyes checked.
>>10845007
ਮੈਨੂੰ ਆਪਣੇ ਸਰੀਰ 'ਤੇ ਕੰਮ ਕਰਨ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਹੈ, ਨਹੀਂ ਤਾਂ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਜਿੱਤਣ ਦਾ ਮੌਕਾ ਨਹੀਂ ਮਿਲੇਗਾ. ਮੇਰਾ ਕੰਮ ਪੂਰਾ ਹੋਣ ਤੋਂ ਬਾਅਦ ਮੈਂ ਸ਼ਾਇਦ ਕੁੱਤਾ ਖਾਂਦਾ ਹਾਂ. ਮੈਨੂੰ ਪ੍ਰੋਟੀਨ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਹੈ
>>10845007
Please don't. This is extremely uncomfortable... The massage as well.
>>10845007
>She notices the addition of pineapples and olives onto the dish, quickly swatting at it in disgust
Ew, ew, ew, absolutely retched. You should be ashamed for adding ingredients like that to a pizza.
>>10845007
>This isn't good. At least I can rely on my newfound swimming power to get away. I go as fast as my body will take me, knowing full well that sticking around here is bad news.
>>10845007
>Seeing the attack coming, Zen jumps in front of Rei just in time to shield her. Though the attack was fatal for him and he crumples to the ground.
Z...Ze...
>As before, things went back to the way they were.
>>10845029
ily
>>10845007
Thanks... But it's kind of creepy to have the plush of somone, kind I give it to one of my friends?
>>10845011
>Treat just stares at it, thinking that this thing is a trap.
>>10845065
વૈશ્યાઓ કહ્યું હતું કે મારી અશ્લીલ છી
>>10845007
>Ezreal picks out the pieces of pineapple from his pizza and flicks them aside. He points Flash towards the door.
This was a group decision, not just my own. But we think it'd be for the best if you were to leave.
>>10845011
>Ezreal strolls by and notices the scroll flapping in the wind. Curious, he picks it up from the ground.
What have I found?
>>10845007
Mememe! Me mememe me mememe.
>Me memememe meMeme Mememe Memememe mememe, meme Noble me memeMe.
>>10844992
Nothin wrong with a... friendly debate, now and again. I reckon flying's a bit far fetched, darlin. Mind telling me where you're really from?
>>10845007
>He designs a dapper suit, and nothing else.
>>10844977
I-It's okay...
>Suddenly, the masked woman smiles softly, in a complete change of mood from a second ago.
I-I don't think I could have done that w-without you...
>>10844984
>Shy's hands fly up to cover her ears, sleeves whipping around in the air. That doesn't make the noise any more sudden, though, so she squeaks in surprise at the rifle shot. Turning around, she sees the distant figure fall to the ground.
S-S-So, they are here...
>>10845007
>>10845071
O-Oh, o-okay...
>Shy stops, hands clasped behind her back. She begins to blush.
I-I just thought i-it might feel relaxing after today...
>>10845038
Yaknow... You do got a point.
>That seemed easy enough.
Names 10K.
>He holds out a hand for a handshake while resting his rifle against his leg.
>>10845007
Whoa that looks beautiful! Wait, what are these things?
>>10844944
You're a demon, you dress like a slut, I'm not seeing much of a difference here, you unholy bastard, and I'd just as soon imagine this didn't happen in the first place.
>>10844872
>>10844957
Alright, I'm only going to say it once, so listen up VERY well. A harem is a load of little fucktoys that belong to a single person. I'm not going to be a part of it, and if you've any arguments, I've got a whip with your name on it, and I won't be using it like THAT.
>>10845007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRmn2hrXruk
WHERE THE HELL IS THAT MISBEGOTTEN RACKET COMING FROM?
>>10845007
I can hold my liquor just fine I'll have 'ya knoo--
>And he passes out, even slamming his head down against the table.
>>10845007
>>10845063
>Pets the little squirrel and scratches bellow his chin.
I can't really say much beyond your adorable form, little rodent. I wonder if suddenly praising the body of that woman would be rude, so I might have to keep my words to myself. But...
>The silly maid whispers to the squirrel
Her bust is appealing, and her eyebrows have a certain...charm.
>>10845011
>???
>Sakuya approaches and takes a look.
>>10845007
MeMeMe I like you but...
Can you stop saying that retarded thing??? Are you a Pokemon?
I swear people HATE THAT! STOOPP!
Shy gal's sexyness has been confirmed, look what character she's gonna be in Sol's HG Mugen
Destiny 2 just can't get a break though...
Digimon tamers holds the meaning of life, there I said it.
THE MOTHERFUCKING FLASH IS BRINING THE BANTS ALREADY
>>10845058
>gives a (NOT) Fyxe plush as well
Sorry you learned that the hard way. You're still cool
>>10845091
O-Okay you can... Sorry it as just a present.
Please enjoy yourself
>>10845037
>>10845095
>>10845091
>>10845058
>>10845050
But what if it is Mokou? Trying to throw us off by making us think he's not doing a secret ava?
>>10845007
>>10845075
>As he nods in agreement, Joseph's hand twitches as he slowly raises a slice of the ungodly abomination in front of him. He swings at the Flash, using the """""pizza"""""" as a weapon. He knew it probably wouldn't work, but this was such a heinous crime it could not go unnoticed.
Leave.
Now.
>rp
>nobody rps with me
>lose interest
>>10845007
JUST PUT ME IN THE SAME FOLDER AS MY ONEE-SAMA FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!
>Kuroko is sealed away in the USB for the rest of the game
>>10845133
>Shy does not like the sound of this one bit.
W-W-What is f-fanservice...?
>>10845133
Sweet!! I'm the main character, Red would be proud of me.
>>10845133
PAY YOUR RESPECTS
I'd play Mozart's Requiem but....
THIS IS A SHOW SO...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gTVWQchPs4
>>10845005
Yes exactly like that.
>He squeezes the bottle onto her hands to the point where the bottle has become pretty much dry.
Now, rub all of that all over your paws.
>>10845007
Looks like the show is coming along nicely. Thank you everyone for tuning in with us.
>>10845007
>>10845095
>>10845075
>>10845145
-The fastest man alive couldn't believe what he heard. They don't like anchovies! Frozen by this response, he barely notices them pushing him out of the room-
It's an acquired taste, but one that could enjoy. These may go extinct sometime and they'll never have the chance.
>>10845093
ਮੈਂ ਗੁਜਰਾਤੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਬੋਲਦਾ ਜਾਂ ਤਾਂ ਮੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ ਹਿੰਦੀ ਜਾਂ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਬੋਲਣਾ ਜਾਂ ਅਸੀਂ ਗੱਲਬਾਤ ਨਹੀਂ ਕਰ ਸਕਦੇ.
>>10845133
ਮਨੋਨੀਤ ਸ਼ਿੰਗਾਰੀਆਂ ਸੜਕਾਂ ਬਾਰੇ ਇੱਕ ਮਜ਼ਾਕ ਬਣਾਉਣ ਦੀ ਵੀ ਕੋਸ਼ਿਸ਼ ਨਾ ਕਰੋ. ਮੈਂ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਹਾਂ, ਨਾ ਭਾਰਤੀ
>>10845137
>She crumbles the scroll up
What a load of lies, I- seems something is happening in my place.
>she blasts off away from the thread
>>10845146
>Shitpost like a bitch instead of gitting gud
>>10845133
>Mememe memememe Me mememe Mememem mmemeMemem me me.
Guys Souda slit his wrists again, he was really drunk and we told him not to do it but he did it anyway. He did it after losing his house and swallowing a bunch of pills, I think he took too many.
Goodnight sweet Souda.
You will be missed dearly.
>>10845101
First one I've seen in a while though... Might be the sound. Must be really. It's pretty loud around here. If we're not careful, might get a Zunami on our hands.
>He looks to the girl.
It's like... a big wave of Z's, but you need hundreds of em for that, and at the rate they're coming this way, I doubt that'll happen, so don't worry.
>>10845133
I told you people I am the perfect human specimen. Not just in mind, but also in body.
>>10845146
i'm only not RPing because it;s almost 4am
>>10845133
You're damn right I'm the exact number of Pi...whatever tha' heck that means.
This thread is full of autism.
>>10845133
>A mollusk is talking to me. A mollusk. I pick it it from the ground to hear it more clearly. It's singing. I'm reminded of a murder case from many years ago, one of the very first in my line as a detective. I quickly suppress the memory and leave the clam behind. This is all too bizarre for me.
>>10845140
because he is a lazy cunt
>>10845133
>When her eyes are about to burn at the sight of the astonishing body, Satsuki quickly closes her eyes and shakes her head a couple of times.
>>10844924
You're just jealous because my true greatness can be realized while you are forever ignored. But don't worry I'll put up a monument for you, a grave stone over the hole I toss you in.
>>10845020
>Etna begins flapping her wings like a chicken, clearly mocking you with a smug grin plastered onto her face
>>10845118
Just because I'm a demon doesn't mean I'm a slut. Your perception on demons is kinda sad really. You have no idea who I am or what I actually do in my spare time.
>>10845133
Err...let's not talk about this okay?
>>10845133
Why the... That's just stupid, son.
>>10845118
>Joseph is overwhelmed with shame as he processes what his "reward" actually is, his cheeks flushing red.
Aha...no, my good man, that wasn't ever going to be my intention. I shouldn't even be receiving this so-called gift, I hadn't performed exceptionally well. But while we're here, don't you think it'd be a good idea to work together so that we have the best of chances to reach the endgame? And don't worry about sorting out who'll be the winner when it comes to the end of our road - we'll cross that bridge when we get there.
>>10845133
>>10845170
>!!!
>Sakuya tries to repel Flash with her own time-manipulation abilities, but outrunning him results in a futile attempt, resulting in his own demise.
>>10845133
Ok, thanks. Sorry if I make you feel bad
>>10845137
i'm sure they are better people that would like to use this, i'm gonna leave it here...
>>10845168
Ok...
>She rubs her paws together with the strange liquid, having no idea why she is doing it.
>>10845166
IMPMON NO!!!
DON'T LOOK!! DON'T LOOK! THERE IS RENAMON AN-
I don't know if Len and Elias are the same person but they sure share the same love for CARS
Here's a song for you Len https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C_rnGFnfOw
Stop being so fucking jealous of Shygal Vert, it's not my fault you're the community punching bag... I think you're cool though
Told you MeMeME, stop that
>>10845158
It means all the thirsty nerds are going to play as you and you're going to be SUPER POPULAR on the net.
Aren't you happy? Don't you like ATTENTION?
>>10845234
Mookoo isn't a cunt. Lazy? Yep. Cunt? Nope.
>>10845118
>Karin walks up to the man obviously to thank him
So you're the one who killed that foolish girl. I owe you my gratitude Mr. Belmont, is it?
>>10845133
>Karin quickly flicks the crab off of her crotch area before going back to sunbathing.
Pesky crustacean
>>10845133
>POW!
-The scarlet speedster delivers a punch at mach speed! With no doubt in toppling the villain, he continues his stride-
>>10845105
-With a proud smile, the red speedster shakes the hand of the young boy. His eyes taken careful note of the gun he possessed.
How lucky I am to have met a soldier. Yo seem a little young to be serving the Red, White and Blue though.
>>10845099
This place...this is no mere debate. This is a massacre, fit for nothing more than bloodshed.
>Her head shifts, and she frowns softly, briefly folding her arms as if in annoyance, before taking a hand and lifting it up to the heavens.
I didn't lie, sir. I come from a colony, out in space. I'm a...Spacenoid, as the term goes. I had thought this was common knowledge.
>Chad Thundercock busts through the paper thin walls with his massive schlong poking through his skin-tight jeans and scans the immediate area for girls to bang and betas to bully
Ayo who wants to buy your man a Yeager shot?
>>10845264
It seems my game is famous already, sweet!!
>>10845264
ਮੈਨੂੰ ਉਹ ਸਭ ਤੋਂ ਨਫ਼ਰਤ ਕਰੋ ਜੋ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਚਾਹੁੰਦੇ ਹੋ, ਪਰ ਧਿਆਨ ਰੱਖੋ ਕਿ 2030 ਵਿਚ ਅਸੀਂ HG ਮਹਾਂ-ਸ਼ਕਤੀਆਂ ਦਾ ਭਾਰਤੀ ਬਣਾਂਗੇ.
>>10845264
C'mon c'mon, stop sleeping, it's fun out at night!
>>10845264
Fame gained by a movie means nothing to me. Neither do I care if the masses know my story, they're a bunch of superficial pigs.
>>10845205
O-Okay...s-should I be quiet?
>As if she wasn't quiet enough already, she's insecure about it, too.
>>10845264
N-N-N-No! T-That sounds terrible! ...W-Wait, come back! I-I didn't want to do this, either, j-just let me...oh, d-dear...!
>>10845274
Can never be too young to learn how to carry a fire arm or two. Especially if you want to survive in this day and age.
>>10845264
Holy crap! A cellphone that works! AND it has battery life?
>10K is utterly astonished by the device.
Man, Addy would get a kick outta this weird game too.
What the hell is a Kabuto? Shit it looks cool! Do I just walk up to it?
>Stepping forward, eyes glued to the phone, the crunch of his body is very audible.
>>10845264
Wait a minute...why tha' heck am I suckin' on that failure of a dig--...'Ya know what? I'm just gonna wipe it! This kinda thing doesn't deserve to exist!
>>10845305
Why is this dune talking about HG
>>10845264
>Click
Nope
>Click
Nuh uh
>Click click
Come on now.
>CLICK
Isn't there anything on that doesn't involve fat house wives or rednecks. Where's the monster movies at?
>>10845264
>I receive a parcel in the mail, a strange occurrence. I have nothing to lose if I open it, so I do exactly that. After seeing what's inside I immediately close it. Must have been the wrong adress.
>>10845264
>>10845306
>Karin tells off the rodent to leave
Shoo, shoo I say. I don't need to listen a mere rodent such as yourself.
>>10845264
Mememe? Me mememeMe.
>>10845280
>posin with a bb gun
You're goin to strait up die a virgin.
>>10845268
being lazy makes you a cunt
mokou is lazy cunt
>>10845280
>Walks into the thread, shoving you 10 Yaegers and sends you off to every cute anime girl in here
Godspeed Chad.
>>10845095
>second time today whoops
>>10845101
>Ezreal returns a warm smile of his own, although there's still a sadness in his eyes.
Yeah, likewise. Although there's still some work to be done...cleaning up the damage, disposing of the box...but, I can do that myself. The c...girl, that was the hardest part.
>>10845243
>>10845133
>A blinding light pours out of Ezreal's gauntlet that gives them the opportunity to escape. Once they're free from the clutches of fangirls, Ezreal nods his head in agreement.
That was...too weird. A bunch of girls clawing for some kid? Luckily I came, right?
>>10845137
>Ezreal decides to entertain the scroll and follows the instructions as they were written.
Daud calls his children...my parents!
>Ezreal doesn't think it'll work, but it was worth a try. Anything to see his parents again. They've been missing for years.
>>10845170
Yeah, sorry about that. I hope you don't have too much trouble finding accommodation elsewhere, our roommates really overreacted...
>>10845264
TIME BASED SUCCUBUS ATTACK FROM THE UNDERWORLD OF HELL AND ALL THAT SHIT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
Why is EUSINE so sexy though?
I SWEAR IMPMON IS THE BOSS DURING THIS GAME, IN FACT I'M GONNA TELL HIM
>>10845219
Hey!
You're the boss!
>>10845197
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!
>>10845263
You better be here tomorrow! I want to see you win
>>10845319
Sorry dear! It's already out and IGN gave it a 9.5/10
They said the only drawback was that it was impossible to remove your mask
>>10845257
-Thinking back to the first villain he beat handily, The Flash remembered how fast she truly was. Her speed may be up to par with the speedster himself!
Could there be a Reverse Flash? It's making my head spin!
>>10845264
This could be a trap by a villain! On the other hand however....
>>10845319
Oh Nah, you're fine.
>10K rubs the back of his head, feeling an odd pain that quickly fades.
Huh... Weird. Anyway... You're not making enough noise to draw any. If you were, I'd be impressed. You're quiet enough as is.
>>10845345
>Karin
Hi Karen
>>10845354
>takes the bb gun from the beta male and points it at him.
>Trigger discipline non-existant and he pulls the trigger, killing anon
Bro what the fuck? I'm just trying to get my dick wet. What's your deal with this gay ass sperg gout???
>>10845357
Being lazy does not make you a cunt, ya tosser!
>>10845137
Oh boy here we go.
>>10845263
>He looks down at the wolf girl, giving her a faint smile, nodding once she has finished the deed.
Good. Now...
>He reaches out for her hand again.
Come with me and I'll show you the wonders of modern media.
Where would you like to start first, games, shows, movies, books? Maybe even music?
>>10845377
Only 3 deaths this time
What are you waiting for?
It's not a vacation resort
>>10845377
Oh my, I didn't knew we are on Piggy Island!!
Hehehe... This is where the fun begins.
>>10845377
Damn you...SUCCUBUS!
>>10845388
oi ya wanker, u want sum of me?
>>10845377
>Ezreal scribbles "HELLO!" into the sand, unsure of what else he could write.
I don't have any other message to send, really.
>>10845264
Sorry, little fella. Just makin my living.
>>10845276
>Sinclair takes a drag from his cigarette, taking in her words one by one.
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, sweetheart. Killin's just a fact of life.
>He takes another puff, pondering the existence of a space colony for much longer than a simple question of ethics.
Well... We got cities under the sea, so the stars ain't so daunting. I believe you, kid.
>>10845377
>Sinclair dons an Alpha Series suit of armor and charges at the nep at full speed.
>>10845137
>thier
>greenface.png
>>10845377
I'm to join what? This is absurd!
>>10845365
Thanks bro
>Chad downs each Yeager one after another. No time to breath. He needs his daily dose now.
Ayy show me the cutest honey in this thread. I want to show her a good time :)
>>10845334
ਮੈਨੂੰ ਇੱਕ ਗੰਦੇ ਮੁਸਲਮਾਨ ਲਈ ਗਲਤੀ ਨਾ ਕਰੋ. ਮੈਂ ਪਾਕ ਨਹੀਂ ਹਾਂ.
>>10845377
ਤੁਹਾਡੀਆਂ ਛੋਟੀਆਂ ਲਹਿਰਾਂ ਮੇਰੀ ਮਹਾਨਤਾ ਲਈ ਕੋਈ ਮੇਲ ਨਹੀਂ ਹਨ, ਭਾਵੇਂ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਰੱਬ ਦਾ ਸਾਮਾਨ ਹੋਵੇ
>>10845437
this is hoshi.
>>10845377
So this participant is eager to face me? I'll oblige and walk straight to them, posthaste.
>>10845243
On the contrary, it's my job. Really, I couldn't give less of a shit about what one of you does in your spare time, unless you're causing trouble with my kind, got it? Until then, I'll just as happily find myself a drink, and ignore your existence.
>>10845253
...No.
>Trevor waves it off.
No, I don't think working with anybody who dresses as dainty and as effeminately as you is going to be anyone's help. Quite frankly, you don't look like you're of any use in a fight, and I happen to be a magnet of sorts for all sorts of crap. Consider it for your own sake as well as mine, eh?
>>10845264
Of course, of FUCKING course, why wouldn't it be?
>>10845271
Eh? How is it you know that name, woman? And why's that? I don't pay much attention to who I do and don't beat hereabouts.
>>10845369
M-Maybe someone else will do it...?
>>10845377
>I see that Chrono Cross filename!
G-Good! I-I-I don't want to take it off...H-Hey, w-where are you taking me?! Ummm...p-please let g-go...please...
>>10845383
>Shy smiles coyly.
O-Oh good. T-Thank you.
>>10845369
>I think I misread that event.
I guess you could say I have a ton of loyal fans.
>>10845377
HA! Good luck getting out of that little spell! You will regret messing with the wrong demon, I mean magical girl.
>>10845369
>You hear a whisper behind you.
What is your will?
>>10845377
'Ya don't need to tell me the obvious, Tuts, I already know I'm the boss, comes with bein' the best.
>>10845377
Me Me Me!
>>10845377
You three seem to be an ok bunch. Together, I-er, I mean we, might have a chance at getting one step closer to Suicune!
What's the queue look like?
>>10845381
I can simply move at impossible speeds like you, mister. However, "Reverse Flash" isn't the right term to use on me.
>Respectul bow at the speedster
Sakuya Izayoi.
>>10845448
>She saw it
Yes!
Anyway
(NOT) FYXE ISLAND TOURNAMENT RESUMES HERE :
>>10845468
>>10845468
>>10845468
>>10845468
>>10845468
>>10845435
Pick one at random my man, they're all in their prime and ready to take the Thunder D
>>10845377
i'll try... but not all day, mochi could get worried about me.
>>10845394
>Suddenly the face of the wolf turns red. She doesn't hold hands normally, making her nervous
B-Books... I think that's the only thing I could do tonight.
>>10845387
>the bb bounces off the anon's eye protection. The anon then reveals himself as Jerry Miculek.
Hi, I'm Jerry Miculek. And today I'm going to show you how to properly defend yourself in a self defense situation like I'm in currently.
>before you can even finish saying "what", a buzzer goes off. Jerry quickly draws his customized .38 smith n wesson revolver. Rappidly squeezing the trigger 6 times. He quickly hits the cylinder latch and pushes the cylinder open with his left hand. Quicker than shit through a goose he throws in a fresh moonclip and closes the cylinder before the spent shells he just ejected even hit the ground. He then fires another 6 shots into the poser before his body even hits the ground.
Hoowah! 12 shots in three seconds! All on target thanks to proper grip, trigger discipline and the wonderful firearms made by Smith n Wesson!
See you folks next time!