/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: Yesterday Was Honey Day Edition P

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its practically canon by now

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It just keeps happening

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its been nearly half a year ztg
have you recovered?

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Jerboas are cute! CUTE!

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Reminder that A_Sig is the lewdest tube.

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>mfw gays will die

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You ever want to just suck a dick?

>>10843015
Still hope for Ozzy!

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Reposting late TT submission

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0

>>10843047
slut!

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>>10843049
yes he is

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>>10843104
Jerboas are pure! PURE!

>>10843015
Man what a day that was
Im pretty sure Weaver did some sorta Streisand Effect thing where more people latched onto gay wolter afterwards

>>10843201
Definitely, if he came out to say Ozzy wasn't or fuck, maybe even saying Remmy and Cliff was never going to happen, people would spam the idea sorely due to it.

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>>10843015
It'll never stop making me laugh, how seriously Weaver took this situation.
Yeah, because the sexuality of a character in a fanfiction you wrote is SRS BSNS a definitely warrants several paragraphs explaining why they are not gay.

>>10843201
Weaver knew that would happen, so he said the opposite of what he wanted so 4chan, a place filled with contrarians that are contrary for the sake of being contrarians, would align with what he actually intended.
Meaning that Wolt is in fact a raging homosexual

>10842958

>/mH8cJiMFxpyQR8rhL/tGQw==/

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Post footpaws and footpaw related activities.

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As requested an Henrietta lewd
Hope you like

>>10843049
>>10843109
That's not true, Boney is a big contender and many other tubes too.
Also it has been a while since I've drawn lewd-
Err...

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>>10843441
Also reposting the Anneke intercrural

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>>10843109
no doubt about it

>>10843441
look at this lewdness

>>10843015
People said that what Weaver did was the wrong way to go about the situation but I honestly think that that wasn't the cause. Some anon ask him if Wolter was gay and he told him no. Simple answer to a simple question

>>10843395
>>10842958
what did anons mean by this

>>10843471
nah the anon asked him a dumb question about a porn fic they were writing and he completely just went off on a rant

Anyone have the links in the OP to the spreadsheets? derpy.me seems to be down.

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>>10843463
I like

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I want to touch the tubes

>>10843550
Oh ok that makes a little more sense. Regardless, the "wolter is gay" meme is just plain dumb if the reason behind it was because of his rant.

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reshilling:

A NEW TALE HAS EMERGED FROM THE URN OF STORIES FROM FAR AWAY!

Owen and Eva have decided they're not going to let being wanted by the law get in the way of their budding love! Or having fun! Or living life to the fullest! Or being out in public! Absolutely nothing can go wrong on their little road trip, right? Find out in Chapter 6 of Kitsunegari, by OC Fuchs!

Text here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10201733/chapters/22646423

Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/kitsunegari-ch6

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Shameless shillery ITT

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>>10843847

For grizzly translation bear whenever he has time arigato senpai

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>>10843622
If you continue lewding different tubes from a certain mongoose is all good

Goodnight /ztg/

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>>10843877
Sleep tight tuber!

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>>10843971

>>10843463
>Anneke pseudopenis envy confirmed

>>10843441
>Henrietta knows where it's at

>>10844136
L-LEWD!
LEWD!

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>>10844136
Its fucking hot over here. I need more pictures of Zoots beating the heat.

>>10844169
>>10844154
Really, really feelsy...

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>>10844320

Ass appreciation day?

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>when you inherit your father's bunny harem and slave pens

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>>10844342

>>10844754
Fucking Reply over here, you fucking madman
Jumping into the ice hole in Mr. Big's mansion... fucking riot, you

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>>10844090
I like the idea of Judy trying not to let Nick know how nervous she is before their date.

Whoever's dumping, you got any (more) Judy solo/pin-up pics?

>>10844754
Gek

>>10844985
hhhhhhh

Are there are stories with or based around the concept of how size difference affects people, or what its like living with somebody bigger or smaller than you, or anything along those lines? NSFW or SFW is fine, im just wondering.

>>10844754

>The heat is so bad it causes both of them to just snap.
>Anything is better then sweating more.

Which begs the question how hot it really is if even Tundratown is that hot now.

do you think we'll ever see another pack street update

>>10845082
That Nick looks, uh, pretty shitty.

>>10845024
I haven't seen anything indepth about that or as the main story, other than fetish fics.

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Also, I still want a continuation of this. That damn cliffhanger Ahiru! I want to see Nick and Judy at least make out in a field of Night Howlers!

>>10845094
Memes aside, yeah. I'm looking forward to seeing how weaver writes after Roommates is finished.

>>10844848
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>>10844922
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>>10844996
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>>10845023

Thank you anon. These are perfect for what I need them for.

>>10845148
NSFW is fine, I just want to read anything with that premise, fetishy or not, do you have any links or anything?

>>10845177
only 6 more days
god I hope the next update comes before the end of the month, its been so long

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Eyy /zoot/, I have been reading this cute fic on AO3.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11444619/chapters/25649337

Basically Judy gets hurt, can't be a cop anymore, and adopts 2 skunk kits.

I find it disgustingly adorable, and was wondering if any drawfriends would sketch a picture of Nick, Judy, and their skunk kids.

>>10845213
How long has it been since the last packstreet thing

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Hey Reply anymore of these?

>>10845213
I kind of wonder about that, but part of me thinks Weaver is also writing a lot of this behind the scenes.
If not, I think every CC knows how hard it is so come back to something you leave for a few days, weeks or months.

>>10845247
>stevegallacci
Why does that name sound familiar...

>>10845259
about 4 months
>>10845275
its not like he isnt used to returning to projects after huge hiatuses

>>10845294
Good point. I mean, he's literally finishing Roommates.
But here's the question I want to know.
JANUARY HYMN UPDATE WHEN?

>>10845247
Very feels-y, thanks for that.


>>10845292
Furry artist, drew tons of Jude and Nichole.

>>10845213

Thank goodness! I keep waiting for Roommates to end so I can convert the whole thing into an .epub file. I am really looking forward to reading it all.

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>>10844136
Goddamn I love Blob Judy
Gotta find people to draw Blob Jack too

>>10845311
nono anon get your priorities straight
DIVEQUEST UPDATE WHEN

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>>10845338
A ball of solid cuck.

>>10844678
Who drew this?

I need to see more sexy Honey from them.

>>10845311
>JANUARY HYMN UPDATE WHEN?
You misspelled Branch, A Rabbit Clan's Fox 2, The Devil's Fur Is Red, Stoutwell, Sorbune, Dusk, LFG, and Tiger Oil.
Also January Hymn.

>>10845382
That's Nikolu.
Haven't seen them in a few days, hope they're doing well.

>>10845397

>stoutwell

Don't tease me

Also Take me or Leave me 2 when?

>>10845466
>Take me or Leave me 2 when?
Fuck yeah, that'd be fucking awesome

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>>10845397
Don't forget Regret

>>10845397
And BSP

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>tfw Dress to Undress still updates

>>10845259
April fools day chapter (April 1st)
This is day 122 since then

>>10845466

I just super fucking dig polygamy relationship fiction. Especially when all three of the people just fuck one another and love one another.

>>10844767
Ask Judy what she wants

>>10845627
who cares about she wants

>>10845397
>tfw no next chapter of Dox Fick

>>10845660
But what if she wants another chapter of Dox Fick?

>>10845680
then shell have to shout really loudly from the basement

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what if Zistopia updates?

>>10845742
>In the basement
Don't you know that she had to move? Now she's living in a VAN down by THE RIVER!

>>10845024

The violent collision of really big mammals and really small mammals was a plot point in Blind Spots. It wasn't the main focus of the story (Judy and Nick are the POV characters), but the story was also really good on its own.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6528139/chapters/14934682

Falke has also written some lewds where Judy can't take the knot because of size differences. It's still really comfy and hot as fuck.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6958984/chapters/15866593

>>10845397
>The Devil's Fur Is Red
>tfw the author ditched the thread and went full sekrit club

we need to talk about marty

>>10845892
who cares, zootopia been fun but the well dried, threads are either dead or imagedumps. id moved on if i was a cc too

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>>10844788
>>10844804

Wake up smelling like foxes and have no idea why...
Have you been molested? You can't tell.

>>10845936
Agreed. She needs to drop the mask and stop pretending to be this gruff, tough, and manly "Marty." Everyone prefers who she truly is.

>>10844985
>>10845003

No sixpack.
It's not the real Judy.

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>>10845781

w>>10845997
tiger dancers are supposed to be ripped but the muscle doesnt show

anon, youre gay

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FEET

>>10844489
Interesting isometrical perspective.
Nicks head probably calculates correct, but looks just a little large?
This is a novel rendition, you should do more.
and;
Source?

>>10843053
This is a bun who would get full access to my body

>>10846264
sleep

>>10845781

Then we laugh at it when it will be inevitable another shitshow. Then we move on, and use it for meme and joke material.

>>10846228
https://www.reddit.com/r/zootopia/comments/6rnqik/crime_scene_art_by_me/

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god nit

>>10846303
dunno could be very feelsy imo

>>10845382
Seconding, is there more of this

>>10846335
>Things to check
>-Fingerprints
>-Bogo's Sample
>-Judy's butt

>>10845479
#ReviveRegret

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>>10845259
What's Pack Street?
I've forgotten...

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http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24377791/

>>10846388
>Fresh Doe
...

It's a mobile brothel!

>>10846388
a shitty fic

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>>10846406

>>10845423

does anyone have the Nick's mom pics nikolu did?

>>10846418
He's got Betty, Avo and Charlie in the back?
Accidentally grabbed Walter by mistake...

It wasn't ready yesterday, but I've just finished editing and I'm ready to share my TT creation for this week!

Plz to bear with me, it's a greentext and I'll have to put it up in sections

Shadowbun: Dance Dance Corporate Subversion

>>10846513

I'll post em when I'm back on my desktop. Wish he'd do more lewds or some pack street

>>10846795
>Nikko woke up in a hotel room off Acacia Avenue, his implanted commlink's alarm breaking through the hangover fog to rouse him.
>'What day is this? Sunday?' he thought, trying to remember. In a motel room, so he must had missed his ride home from last night's party.
>His mind was a jumble of confused memories, laced through with the hard-edged chunks of data that his neural implant had stored, and was now trying to force feed him.
>The last thing that he recalled was drinking Flaming Tow-Trucks with the lead database engineer at Famitsu DataSystems, talking about their backend for MatrixMMO games.
>That was why he was actually here, Nikko recalled with some irritation. Boozing and schmoozing his way through the week of ZooGamesCon, trying to make contacts and maybe score some valuable gossip from the inside.
>Not getting blackout drunk and wiping out his bank account for somewhere to sleep it off.
>He wouldn't have credited it, but those nerds could drink...
>Sitting up slowly, his paw blearily combed through his tail fur, while he rallied against the urge to vomit.
>Artificial daylight was already streaming in through the frosted glass door, if he stayed in bed much longer he was going to owe for another night.
>He stumbled to his feet, climbed into the cubicle shower and spent the rest of his hot water credit trying to wash away the gin fumes.
>When the tap automatically shut off, he thought about extending his shower, but a quick commlink check to his bank told him that wasn't in the cards.
>"Least the Howliday Inn has a breakfast bar" he muttered, as he reached for a towel. No chance for a fur dryer in a place like this.
>He rubbed himself dry, then scooped up last night's clothes from the floor where they lay. Chinos and a Pawaiian shirt, his favorite for an undercover job...

>>10846826
>Breakfast, thankfully, was still sitting out for him when he got off the elevator.
>Cheap looking greasy pastry with artificial fruit filling, and a paper cup of soykaff. For a wonder, they even had real sugar to go with it.
>Nikko walked slowly, not trusting his hung-over self to get safely from point A to point B with his cargo of sweet hangover cure.
>He had just sat down at a table near the back of the buffet room, and was just preparing to doctor up his ersatz coffee, when an Elvish ewe in a rumpled t-shirt with cotton shorts flopped down in the seat chair opposite him.
>She helped herself to the pastry, without so much as a please or thank you, and asked "Didn't even have the good manners to say goodbye to me last night, eh Niklaus?" She took a big bite, then began to rhythmically chew.
>He nearly spilled the coffee down his lap, but got away with a minor scald across his paw.
>"Nancy, we're not a thing. We've been over this on more than one occasion..." Nikko winced as he sipped at the coffee, or what was left of it. "Two dinner dates and a movie night at your place does not a relationship make."
>She chewed slowly, looking at him with red-rimmed eyes that were surrounded with the remnants of last night's mascara. "Your problem, dear Niklaus, is that you could never read the writing on the wall."
>"You folks, my folks, everyone's rooting for it to happen." she continued, before taking another mouthful of pastry.
>Nikko snatched at it, managing to recover about half, and gobbled it down as fast as he could before she finished her section. He washed it down with the remnants of the soykaff, then pushed himself back from the table.
>"Much fun as this's been, I've got things to see, and mammals to do; good-bye Phaedra." he grunted, as he started to shuffle away from the table.
>Maybe the cross-town express was still running, he could crash in Money's basement while he waited out the hangover...

>>10846849
>He was almost to the lobby doors when he felt the expected tug at his shirt-sleeve.
>He paused at the revolving doors, glancing over his shoulder to see Phaedra nearly in tears as she tried to gather the nerve to ask him.
>"Look, here's the thing. This contract is huge for me. Like literally make or break my entire career."
>She glanced down to her hooves, nervously twisted a little silver ring around one knuckle as she tried to force the words out.
>"It's not that you owe me anything. But you're they only person I really know at ZGC, and I'm desperate. I know Nomura-san will want to hear my proposal, but I can't get anywhere near him."
>Nikko sighed heavily, wishing for some painkillers and another cup of soykaff. He turned around, determined to be polite when he turned her down again.
>She held up one hoof to silence him, then rapidly said "And if you make this happen, I'll make you a partner in the company. Silent partner, whatever you want, I just need you to do this for me."
>He blinked, frowning as he considered that offer. Phaedra had been working on this software for years, though he didn't recall exactly what it was for, something to do with 3D graphics.
>"Wait, you just need me to get you in front of him? Don't need to set up a real-deal meeting, you're just going to try to elevator pitch it?"
>She nodded, replying "That's all. I'm sure I can convince him, once I show him the demo." She grinned slightly, and asked "You're not saying no, can I count on you?"
>He hesitated, then nodded. He was about tapped out; he couldn't afford another night's drinking with the industry crowd. It was either go big or go home.
>"Yeah," he muttered, "I'm in. But first, you and me are gonna take a quick trip to the business center, I want that offer in hardcopy before we go any further."
>After a moment's reflection, he added "And I want a grande latte made from real coffee beans. Then I'm your fox..."

>>10846866
>That evening, Nikko was back up to 100% combat readiness, with a new suit of clothes and a fifty nuyen fur trim. Phaedra had grumbled, but she had charged both to her credchip in the end.
>In between a light lunch (very light, he was still feeling the aftereffects of last night) he had made some calls, and eventually he hit pay dirt.
>Nomura was going to be at the Renraku Nano console launch, though it was anyone's guess how long the reclusive design wizard would be in attendance.
>As soon as he ended the call, Nikko ran into the changing room where Phaedra was trying on a replacement cocktail dress. She squealed in protest, and flung her commlink at Nikko's head as he entered the small room.
>"Calm your tits," he snarled, as he pulled the dress down over her body, and then stepped back to eye it critically.
>"Hemline's not too low, color's good, I think it'll work. We'll have to get you over to Tiger's Den for a push-up bra..." He took her hoof in his paw, and led her towards the shopkeeper's counter to pay.
>"Niklaus-- ahem, I mean Nikko" she corrected as he glowered at him, "what's this all for? It's just supposed to be a quick pitch meeting, not a date."
>Nikko smiled, then said "Well, that's where you're wrong. Nomura-sensei has a bit of a reputation as a letch, and he's supposed to be a sucker for anything in a short dress."
>Phaedra huffed "Too bad it took a full share in the prototype to get you interested in my body..." before winking and flashing him a saucy grin. He groaned, and led the way to the lingerie shop.

>>10846882
>"You're sure that he's going to be here?" Phaedra whined, as Nikko led her through the crowded pavilion.
>Overhead, trideo monitors blared the latest and greatest video game creations from Renraku's consumer products branch.
>"Yes, for the last time, I got it directly from his personal assistant!" Nikko growled, as he pulled them both out of the way of a rhinoceros.
>The big lummox was too transfixed by the flashing lights to notice the two smaller mammals, as they narrowly avoided being stepped on.
>As the larger beast lumbered past, Nikko spotted his target at last, surrounded by assistants and bodyguards.
>Oshiro Nomura was short for a red panda, and famously nearsighted to boot. He wore a plain black turtleneck sweater and a pair of gently worn denim pants; he walked with his paws tucked into the pockets.
>At the tip of his muzzle were perched a pair of rimless eyeglasses, Nikko's cybernetically enhanced vision could see the faintest flicker of light from their heads-up interface.
>Surrounding him, and keeping the grabbier fans at bay with subtle but serious force, four business-suited mammals kept watch over their smaller charge.
>An elephant, two tigers, and a yak, each wearing mirrored sunglasses, each with a small earpiece snaking up from the recesses of their coats. Red Samurai, Nikko judged, at least the two tigers were.
>Beyond the perimeter of bodyguards, a small coterie of chosen advisors circled, their comments pitched just loud enough for their patron to hear and hopefully be impressed.
>To the right of the elephant, Nikko spotted his first toe-hold on this social mountain-climbing expedition.

>>10846896
>Mildred was a gangly and socially awkward Pronghorn Antelope, who did something connected with social media for Renraku's entertainment division.
>Nikko had spent the better part of two nights ago chatting her up at a different party, he just hoped that she remembered him.
>With a quick hand signal for Phaedra to stay out of sight for the time being, Nikko hurried forward, calling "Hey Millie~! How 'ya doing, hon?"
>He injected just a bit of swish into his steps, which had seemed to work on her the last time.
>She spotted him, and brightened. "Nikko! Oh, gosh, I didn't know you were going to be here too! I don't think I know anyone else here..." she trailed off, starting to blush.
>Nikko drew up beside her, watching the bodyguards from the corner of his eye to see whether they were going to react to this.
>"Oh gosh," he purred, "I know what you mean. Well, at least you have all your friends here, that's something!"
>He grinned at her, and then made a show of examining the slowly moving party of Very Important Mammal and his hangers-on.
>Quickly he scanned through as much biographical data as he had been able to sleaze over the last three days, and he made his move.
>"Barry, how's it going?" he asked of a raccoon AI specialist, then "Grace, good to see you again, you up for another karaoke night soon?" to a warthog in a pink twinset and pearls.
>As he mentioned them by name, each looked him up and down, and while they didn't actually know him, no one wanted to be awkward about it.
>Within a few minutes, Nikko had successfully adhered himself to the group as they wandered the display halls.
>First toe-hold was secure, now it was time to reach for the next one.

>>10846795
Eyyyyy, glad to see you!
Reading now

>>10846912
>As he chattered excitedly about an invented celebrity sighting over lunch, Nikko made the "All Clear" hand gesture.
>After a minute, Phaedra rounded the corner of a display booth, and squealed excitedly at the sight of the fox.
>"Nikko! You never said that you were going to be here tonight!" she bubbled, as she hurried over.
>While Nikko had gone for an air of casual sophistication, Phaedra was dressed to kill.
>Thigh-length red synth-silk cocktail dress, little hoof-boots that wrapped stylishly up her ankles, gold chain earrings that accentuated her pointed but still wooly ears.
>Bodyguards instantly alert, but reverting to bored complacency after a moment. Their boss, on the other hand, did a double take when he spotted her approaching.
>'Not bad, but she's laying it on a little thick...' he thought, as they hugged and air-kissed in greeting.
>Nikko quickly introduced Phaedra to Mildred, and got them talking together about digital distribution strategies, or something like that. His attention was focused on the others in the pack, particularly Nomura.
>From cover behind the taller tiger bodyguard, Nikko watched as the little panda stared openly at Phaedra, licking his lips in ill-disguised anticipation.
>Jackpot. Now it was time for a quick diversion, let him make his move...

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Let's do fucking drugs

>>10846935
>Nikko glanced around, looking for something that he could use. To their left, a kiosk from a smaller games company displayed their latest arcade models.
>The main attraction caught Nikko's eye, a staggeringly huge trideo console tied to a pair of metal and glass platforms.
>He'd seen things like this before, it was a sort of dance competition, mimic the moves on the screen and if your timing was good you scored more points.
>He watched the machine's current occupants trying desperately to stay in the beat, but eventually a throbbing red "GAME OVER" display flashed onto the screen.
>As the two aardwolves slunk away muttering, Nikko turned to the most rhythmically-inclined member of Nomura's posse and asked "You up for a game, Cecilie?"
>She grinned at him, and pushed her glasses back into place on her snout. "You think you can beat me, Foxy? Ok, let's do this!"
>The group came to a halt around the big arcade machine, the bodyguards dutifully moving into place around the perimeter, turning other thrill-seekers away with muttered "Private party, beat it."
>Nikko hopped up onto his platform, and stretched his arms behind his back. Cecilie hopped up onto her side, tabbed through the list of songs until she found one she liked, and started the game.
>Twin beams of laser light scanned over both players, and Nikko was amazed to see a three-dimensional representation of him appear on the screen a moment later.
>He made an exaggerated flexing pose, and his computerized twin matched him instantly. Cecilie was hopping back and forth on the platform, making her clone dance, a big grin plastered on her face.
>A synthesized metronome started ticking, and the screen went dark, the computer characters straightening and preparing to begin.
>Nikko focused, watching for the first moves, and trying to follow along as closely as he could.
>Over the big speakers, a synthesizer beat was pulsing, and a chip-tuned chipmunk voice began to sing.

>>10846954
>He got the hang of it pretty quickly, his natural dexterity helping to compensate for lack of practice.
>The dance moves were stereotyped, and he pretty quickly realized that it wasn't looking for actual dancing, but just that Nikko's body matched it's silhouette and hit the beats accurately.
>He took a slight lead in the scoreboard, more due to precise timing than any finesse, and at the bridge a flashing sign popped up. "FREESTYLE!"
>Nikko took the opportunity to improvise a bit, turning to scan the audience as he jigged in a circle.
>He saw that Phaedra had Nomura's attention; she was showing him something on a handheld tablet.
>Spinning back around at the sound of a buzzer, he was startled to see that he had lost his point advantage.
>Cecilie shot a grin across at him, sticking out a long tongue as she waved her hooves above her head.
>Nikko winked back at her as he concentrated on his dancing. Bit by bit, the scores tightened up again, as the tempo increased and his heart rate skyrocketed.
>As the final notes blared out, and the machine showed the scores, Nikko let his tongue loll out of his mouth in an exhausted pant. He had won, barely, and Cecilie was hugging him around the waist as she laughed in excitement.
>He turned back to the crowd and shouted "Who's next?” receiving a raucous cheer in response to this taunt.
>A minor motion caught his eye, and he saw the yak nudge one of the tigers in the ribs, then whisper something in his ear.
>The tiger grinned, nodded and left his position at the back of the crowd.
>A cheer broke out as he approached, the entourage chanting "Hu! Hu! Hu!" as the big cat padded forward to the platform.
>Nikko grinned, swallowing nervously. The bodyguard moved with a preternatural grace, almost certainly cyber-enhanced for reflexes and speed.
>"Me and my big mouth..." he muttered, as the tiger bounded onto the platform and waited for Nikko to pick another song.

>>10846972
>Nikko thought quickly, as he tabbed through the options. He probably couldn't out dance the tiger on a fair competition, but he could try to pick something that would work against his cyberware.
>A song title flashed by, and he scrolled back to it. "War Buggy", by Bertha and the Tuskers. Trogg Rock, he thought, ought to do the trick.
>He started the song up, and quickly wiped the drool from his chin as he focused. The lasers scanned them once again, and the amplifiers started to growl in synthesized feedback.
>Hu was looking perplexed, but he quickly realized what Nikko had done when his 3D character on the trideo screen started to headbang and simultaneously kick with both feet.
>Trogg Rock was not something that you danced to with finesse, it was all hyperkinetic motion.
>Nikko grinned at him, before concentrating on the series of spastic moves that were being laid out before him.
>For what seemed like an eternity, he thrashed, twisted and whirled, crouched and leapt into the air like a war-dancing weasel.
>His breath was coming in ragged gasps, his paws were bruised and numb from where he had jumped up and down on them, and a slight taste of blood filled his mouth from when he had bitten his tongue.
>Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the tiger drop to the platform, spin through two rotations on his paws, and spring back to his feet.
>Nikko, not to be outdone, dropped into a very creditable air-guitar, followed by a two footed leap into the air and a flying split.
>As the song ground its way into the screeching final chorus, one of Nikko's hind paws came down awkwardly and slipped out from under him.
>He tried to catch himself but overcompensated, the momentum sending him sprawling head-first off the platform.
>Time slowed down, and he could only watch as he flew towards the heavy cabinet. A bright flash of light, a crunch of bone, and he was out cold.

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>>10846826
>>10846849
>>10846866
>>10846882
>>10846896
>>10846912
>>10846935
>>10846954
>>10846972

>>10846992
>Nikko awoke from a disturbing half-dream, to find himself in the back of a DogWagon ambulance.
>Phaedra leaned over him, a wry smile across her ovine face.
>"So how did we do?" he asked, around the mouthful of blood and what felt like three pounds of cotton gauze.
>"Well, you were disqualified in the final seconds due to concussion, so there's that." She laughed, then pulled her handheld from the little clutch that she had brought.
>"But while you were making a jackass out of yourself, I had the chance to talk to Nomura-san, and we made a date for tomorrow night to go over the prototype in greater detail."
>Nikko chuckled, "Glad to hear that something went right, at least." He grinned and closed his eyes, thinking of the eventual payday when Phaedra's software was finally sold.
>His moment of bliss was interrupted when he felt a weight settle onto his chest, opening his eyes he saw that Phaedra had abandoned the jump seat, and was now straddling him, knees tucked securely underneath his armpits.
>"Whoa, hold up a minute, what--" he blurted, but she shushed him with a gentle hoof across his lips.
>"Niklaus, I'll thank you to recall paragraph twenty-seven of our agreement?"
>She chuckled, as he frantically pulled up a copy of their agreement on his implanted commlink, paging through the document in his mind's eye.
>Sure enough, there it was.
>Specifically, the section where "Facilitator(s) agree to support all requests of Contract Holder(s), up to and including legal sexual relations per Z.C.C. Sec. 20-278 (1)"
>He squirmed, muttering "But that was just if I had to fuck someone to get you that meeting. Phaedra, come on!!"
>"Nope," she gloated, "Not unless you want to forfeit your stake in the company. For the next--" she broke off to check her wristwatch "seven and a half hours, you're my foxy boy-toy!"
>As the ambulance sped down the cross-town expressway, the high-pitched wail it emitted wasn't coming from its siren...

>>10847005
Too soon, capper
Too soon

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>>10846939

>>10846932

Awww, thanks!

>>10847005

Oh no, that's too soon! There's more to go!

>>10847015

Ok, that's the actual end of it. Hope you like it, I keep writing these things that have the sort of stinger ending, but it's cause I'm not good at plot arcs. Does that get annoying?

Would welcome any feedback or critique that you care to share, in any case!

>trying to use imgur
>it doesn't upload in the order in which I select the images

absolutely infuriating

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I need this fluff in my life.

>>10847268
his smile is pretty cute

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>>10847294
Irresistible

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I need more bunny paws

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>>10847268
YO HOLD UP
WHAT'S THAT IN HIS HOOF

>>10847610
His phone

>>10846822

He did the yarnball

>>10844105

>>10847610
>>10847640
That's his belt buckle.

>>10847640
Oh.
I was really confused right there.

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consider this

>>10847640
>>10847689
Which one? We'll never know....

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>>10847446

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>>10847702
Hmm, good.
But how about this?

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Hello thread!

I'm happy to say that we will have Greentext Theater this Sunday, 7pm PST! We have Rock, Nera and Prester John confirmed as greentext readers, but we're still looking for someone for Storytime! If you would like to read a story to the thread, let me know!

>>10843091
I loved this when I saw it, and I love it now! I'm sure you have a ton of practice drawing little buns now!

>>10843852
I absolutely loved this, and I know swat loved this too! Great job, buddy!

>>10844754
Reply you're nuts.

>>10846795
Heya buddy! I'm happy to see another chapter of Shadowbun! Would you like to add this to the Greentext Theater reading list, or a blind read through? I know I still need to catch up!

>>10847702
I want to cuddle him sexually
>>10847734
I want to cuddle him non sexually

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>>10847734
It should be illegal to post sad pictures of Rex.
Truly, he is the purest Pack Street

Where is the love doctor

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>>10847802
rite here bby

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>>10845024
I mean I've played with it a little bit in my story but not routinely.

Most glaring example I can think of is a fox on foot being chased by one of these with a rhino ticked off enough he's threatening to run the guy over.

>>10847823
I would play doctor with him any day

>>10847761
oh yeah, i cannot love this enough, 10/10 work Teabro
loving the support and advice coming from everyone, i blew a bunch of time in PoE today but tomorrow im gonna hit the grindstone and jam out this ref sheet, start bringing some much needed cops-being-cops to the thread

>>10847942
>anon, you have stage 4 leukemia
>and the only cure is my dick

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>>10847711
>>10847610
I'm pretty sure that's his belt buckle. Remmy wears a belt alot probably because of his wool

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OKAY Finally at my PC

So, Toga here with the next update to Love Doctor. Per ANOTHER smart anon's suggestion, I have uploaded the previous parts to an imgur album so you can read the ENTIRE thing in order, from start to current update.

http://imgur.com/a/7EnLm

For now, here is the latest!

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>>10848099

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>>10848107

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>>10848126

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>>10848136
And that's that! Trying to decide if the next part will wrap this up or if I should have an exchange between Nick and Judy as the finisher.

Again, if you want to read the whole thing front to back in its current form, go to http://imgur.com/a/7EnLm

>>10848099
>>10848107
>>10848126
>>10848136
>>10848159
yus :v

>>10848159
Where is this going to go, man?
Where is this going to go?

>>10847761

Heya Comic, if you think it's worthy of going up on greentext theater than I'd love to see you guys do it!

I've been slipping behind on TT submissions, it's hard to write when you're sweating your balls off, but I really enjoyed doing this one and the one for Horror, I need to make this more of a priority.

>>10848159
yooooooooooooo
toga, right? i am digging the hell out of this, super unique format my man.

has anyone seen my gay

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Nick likes to cosplay from time to time.

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>>10848450
It runs in the family.

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>>10848437
you mean Nick or Wolter?

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>>10848464
The Maid Marian is a favorite of both of them.

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>>10848431
Added! I think a few people on GTT this week are familiar with Shadowrun, too!

>>10848159
Another wonderful installment, Toga! I'm super glad you're having so much fun with this!

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>>10848464
>>10848479

>>10848343
Hopefully towards a humorous and amicable resolution

>>10848292
>>10848434
Glad you guys are digging it!

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I forgot if I posted this here or not...
I'll post just in case <:

>>10848480

Sounds great, I can't wait to hear it out loud!

>>10848099
>>10848107
>>10848126
>>10848136
>>10848159
Kek. I love every single bit of this; the jabs at a lot of tropes, the logic towards the partnership (seriously, they can work with their other brothers and sisters in blue, it isn't the end of the world), and even Judy's recalling of the weasel boyfriend. I could see her remembering something like that differently, either due to some lingering guilt or her natural "assume first" nature, only for someone to point out "No, that wasn't prejudice, that person is just an asshole."

Also I lost it at the "boohoo" line (along with others). It also made me think, I wonder if there are any Hopps kids who simply can't have kids for whatever reason and how the family thinks of them.

I remember seeing something like this actually on pixiv, I think it was a LINE conversation between Nick and Judy. I need to find it again and post it for translation.

Love all of this so far, can't wait for the next part!

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>>10848099
>>10848107
>>10848126
>>10848136
>>10848159
i cant wait for me keep up the good work my dude

>>10848742
for more*

>>10848159
>>10848136
>>10848126
>>10848107
>>10848099

This is a superb source of laughter. Holy shit.. And then it got just a little "real" and was able to keep it's lighted hearted nature when I was fully expecting it to go all abloo. And I came out rather satisfied at where it ended at. And where this little story has went.

First time back in the thread for almost two weeks and was in time for a whole bunch of images I didn't have saved
feelsgoodman

>>10847268
>>10847323
His smile mocks me, because he knows that I can never be in his place and sit next to Betty.
Fuckin evil bastard

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even nick takes the bbc

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anons, i know it's late but for those of you that wanted to watch zootopia, well, here it is!

we will begin in 10 minutes!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/vesPsCJsdKj
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/vesPsCJsdKj
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/vesPsCJsdKj

ublock originis being very aggressive on ustream adding this to your filter should allow the chat and stream to work without ads but it seems it lets through a form of traking

! 1/8/2017 19:09:45 ustream.tv
@@||static-cdn2.ustream.tv/packed/l10n/*$script,domain=www.ustream.tv

if you don't want to use it i totally understand!

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>Judy convinces her sisters to try to seduce Nick.
>She knows he won't take the bait, but she loves watching him fight it.

>>10843847
>えーとなんだって?
Judy: "U---m, what's it say?"
>お互いの良いところを5個ずついうまで
Nick (Quoting the sign): "Until you each say five good things about one another"

>出られない部屋...?
Nick (still quoting): "You cannot leave this room...?"

>じょーだんだろっおい!
Nick: "Must be some kind of joke- HEY!"
>ガチャ ガチャ
SFX: gacha gacha (Nick trying to open the door)
>開かないわね
>あの看板の言葉本当なのかしら
Judy: "Won't open, huh
I wonder if the sign was telling the truth"

>でも5個って...
Judy: "But saying five..."
>ケッ
Nick: "KEH-"
>へい へい
Nick: "Hey hey"
>5個もいきなりでてこないよな
Nick: "I can't come up with five all of a sudden"

>>10843872
>フサフサした大きなしっぽ!
Judy: "Your big, fluffy tail!"

>いつも私を支えてくれるところ
Judy: "How you always support me
>それに、うちのブルーベリーをおいしそうに食べてくれる
Judy: "And, how you thought my family's blueberries looked so tasty and ate them"
>エメラルド色の瞳も素敵だわ
Judy: "Your emerald-colored pupils are beautiful, too"

>>10844136
>パンツの日。
Panty Day. (TN: August 2nd)
>あつい
Judy: "So hot"
>ブオオオオオ
SFX: buoooo (Fan blowing)

>>10844891
>バニー&パンツの日
Bunny and Panties Day
>モコ
Moko (The artist's handle)

>>10844901
>太ってたらヤダなー
Judy: "It'd be bad if I were getting fat---"

>>10844973
>愛しのドーナツ~!
Clawhauser: "WHAT A LOVELY DONUT~!"

>>10849842
Thanks!

I really like that comic, very cute.

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A wip I'm currently working on, but I think it looks good enough to post as is; I want to start focusing on just one or two characters for now and really get some story and worldbuilding done.

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>>10850160
>Dat dewlap

>>10850160
>I want to start focusing on just one or two characters for now and really get some story and worldbuilding done.
Yesss

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Gonna try and take a couple warmup requests, give 'em here

>>10850260
Judy showing off a backless dress to a very interested Nick

>>10850260
Honey Badger and Fin on a hustle?

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>>10850260
Translation Bear and Fox Wife cuddling?

>>10850260
Weasel welder, welding in a tight spot

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>>10850260
Gideon and Travis being a cute gay couple.

Question I just thought of:
In regards to any sort of event or service that would require a "one ticket per customer" kind of thing (sporting events, concerts, movies, train tickets, etc.), how would that possibly be enforceable considering the wide variety of sizes mammals come in? Does every venue have some sort of X-Ray/heat scanner to detect if a small mammal is stowing away in someone's baggage, or is there some sort of unwritten rule that if you're under X height, you just kind of get a free pass to get anywhere?

Is that how Mr.Big got so powerful? He's so small, he could just kind of go anywhere, listen in on any important conversation, and get enough info/dirt on anyone that nobody dare oppose him?

>>10850260
Betty in a skimpy bikini or wearing nothing but an apron

>>10849127
I think cuckoldry is a dumb fetish overall, and some anons cried cuck when this got posted before, but this pic doesn't really bother me. To me this just looks like some domination and roleplay with another player added to spice up Nick and Judy's sex life a bit for the night.

Nick domming Judy is good, and Judy domming Nick is good too.

>>10850260
An injury forcing Nick to retire early.

>>10850370
It's nothing more than a basic threeway but this general is so infected with cuck they forgot it even exists

>>10850260
How about some Sunny and Zeke eating together, haven't seen them in a while.

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>>10850370
>>10850399
unless you consider the previous image

>>10850518
It's fine. There's no reason to get miffed at every pic with Nick or Judy fucking someone that isn't Nick or Judy.

>>10850518
>>10850548
I will get miffed at
>Giant Human Dick

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>>10850564
You called?

>>10850582
>Cuck shit

YAMETE

>>10849127
This is good though. A loving couple spicing things up by bringing in a lucky participant? Das it mayne
Das
It

>>10850399
5 or 10 years ago you could say they were just swinging. Or go further back, when it was just free love, baby.

But language cycles are a magical thing, "cuckold" jumped back into the forefront as an insult and because of the nature of the internet social cues evolve at an exponential rate. Interestingly, most of the developed world is also in a cycle where sex has been slowing down and people are becoming more delusioned with marriage as divorce rates soar.

>>10850603
>This is good though. A loving couple spicing things up by bringing in a lucky participant?
well you are right but nick was the one invited in.

"Seems Judy just can't get enough of her new friend. So much so she's even convinced her partner Nick to join in. Looks like we're getting to see a new shade of just the things Nick is into! Who would of known. Seems like everyone is having fun! "

>>10850625
>well you are right but nick was the one invited in.

Hey man, all ships welcome

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>>10850603
This is the future you choose and even if you didnt you wouldnt do anything to stop it, you cuck

>>10850636
>Hey man, all ships welcome
nah fuck that shit, shipping an oc with a main character shouldn't be allowed at any point in time.

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>>10850639

>>10850621
disillusioned, I mean.

I guess in short, nowadays anything having to do with a third wheel is just a volatile explosion waiting to happen.

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>>10850654
Just about done with what? Fapping? You cuck.

Remmy x Charlie x Marty (or Martina) threeway when

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https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby

ay gimme some reqs

>>10850691
>Remmy x Charlie x Marty (or Martina) threeway when
Remmy x Charlie x Marty and Martina threeway when

>>10850700
See >>10850296

Pls

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>>10850688
REMOVE INFIDELITY JEW

>>10850700
younger Ozzy discovering he's gay

>>10850700
Judy and Nick injured after a tough raid looking badass.

>>10850700
Sunny and Zeke playing tennis or something else awkward between tall and smolls?

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>>10850722
Uhmmm you make a compelling argument, cuck anon.

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>>10850745
YAMERO

>>10850745
This might have been an annoying image if the artist could actually draw Judy.

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>>10850745

>>10850700
Betty walking in on Remmy watching wolf porn

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>>10850765
Why didnt you say so?

>>10850772
>>10850757

You guys know that the people who draw cheating stuff want to be the guy getting cheated on, right? Cause that's what the fetish is.

>>10850765
I'm more put off by the phones being held in weird grips and rubbed up against the side of her face, instead of anywhere near an ear.

>>10850794
>Why didnt you say so?
Uh, I did?